#and kind of with him in general

[fractallogic]

I don’t want to be a complete dick, but I’m beginning to wonder if my dear husband has come to the basic realization that “smaller stuff fits in bigger stuff”, like with the nesting mixing bowls we have, or like, the cake tins that fit together with the pie pans

Like do I need to get him stacking rings for infants so he can practice or???

God bless him for being on top of putting the dishes away pretty consistently now but every time I open the cabinets there are new organizational horrors for me to behold

(This is also how he packs, both in luggage for trips and in boxes for moving. Basically “IF I JUST FUCKIN JAM IT IN THERE HARD ENOUGH IT’LL FIT” and way too often I have to say no babe that’s how you BREAK SHIT (true story))

[technically-human]

Jayce Talis but give him the Giopara (lack of) charm

[egophiliac]

listen. people have always debated which character is the most normal guy but what if it has in fact been crowley the whole time. no string pulling no master plan just a guy who wants to keep his school running and is cursed with problematic students and incidents

honestly I think the funniest possible reveal would be one of two options:

ONE: Crowley has no plot relevance whatsoever. he wears the mask to cover his receding hairline. his darkest secret is the bottle of "medicinal" whiskey under his desk. this man can barely plan a PTA function with six months' advance notice, he doesn't have the time or patience for any kind of overarching master plot involving mutating students or whatever. the only thing wrong with him is that he's been running this school for (mumblemumble) years and, quite frankly, if you'd been putting up with NRC students for a couple of centuries, you'd have totally checked out by this point too.

OR

TWO: Crowley IS actually Raverne and HAS been slowly enacting a master gambit...to embezzle school funds. the overblots are still completely incidental. he has somehow less idea of what's going on than we do. we confront him about it and he's just like

[blondie-drawings]

KISS! THAT! ANDROID!

[edgypaladin]

what do people believe about a "commoner" anyway

[kittykatninja321]

fics that villainize Talia are obsessed with having Jason bad mouth her. I think Jason should be the #1 Talia apologist actually. To a toxic degree even. You tell Jason about the weird cloning shit and he’s like “well I’m sure she had her reasons 🤷🏻‍♂️”

[commsroom]

the u.s.s. horrible unending nightmare 💥 (once again from the incredible @hehearse)

[lala-blahblah]

I get why people headcanon that Trucy would call Edgeworth "Uncle Miles" because it represents how close he is to Nick and Trucy and how he's basically part of the family etc. HOWEVER I cannot help but imagine the shock and horror of passersby who hear Trucy call one man "uncle" and one "daddy" as they watch Nick and Miles interact lovingly in public and come to the conclusion that Nick is openly cheating on his spouse with his spouse's brother.

[heartorbit]

holy quintet looks kind of different

[mizandria]

so the occurrence that almost every woman was sexually harrassed by a man at some point in her life is just a cluster of a few individual experiences that you cannot formulate any general conclusions based on BUT a few reddit porn addicted losers not having a girlfriend assigned to them as soon as they're born or being rejected by three girls in middle school is a world scale epidemic that gets its own name, psychologists and media and useless video essayists devoted to finding out what its causes are and to figuring out how to solve it, and every woman is now responsible for solving it. i love living in this world i am totally not chewing on my arm right now!

[egophiliac]

roll out the red carpet guys we're going to the SHAFTLANDS

[mail-me-a-snail]

:D versus D:

oh and ofc the full pieces :V

[ekyowe]

Intruder?

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[dailygihun]

day 6 || this era lasted like 2 minutes but i love it anyway

[ari-continues-to-exist]

Springtrap but I put him in a suit

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[jessmalia]

Dear Bonnie, I’m a coward. I should be saying this to your face, not writing this letter, but I know if I do you’ll talk me out of running away from all my problems. You’re gonna make me face a future without Elena and you’re gonna help make me the best man I could possibly be, the same way she did. And I’m absolutely terrified of failing you both. So, I’m leaving. Because I’d rather let you down once, than let you down for the rest of your life. And I hope it’s the happiest life. Because you, Bonnie Bennett, are an amazing woman, a mediocre crossword puzzle player and my best friend. 

With great love and respect, Damon.