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fairytheo · 3 years

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enhypen as your boyfriend.

boyfriend!enhypen x gen!reader. fluff. 1.9k. curse words. mention of bugs, food. not requested.

🐈 ⸝⸝ HEESEUNG ˙𐃷˙

super-duper caring !!

he’s so whipped for you — he smiles just by thinking about you

also very giggly around you

LOVES lending you his beanies

(aka. you stealing them..)

+ you steal his earrings as well ! not that he minds

absolutely adores singing for you / he loves singing you to sleep :D

hold up, is being heeseung’s s/o just being his personal ramen cook 🤨🤨

he aaalwaays bugs you to play games with him (especially wii and nintendo switch lmao)

either that or you’re playing animal crossing while eating takeout at your dinner table

you’re the only person in the world who he’ll ever do aegyo for.

he secretly enjoys it, but shhh you didn’t hear that from me

i think he likes calling you names like cutie, cutiepie or just a shorter version of your name <3 (if there is one !)

booping your nose is on his everyday to do list ☝️

lowkey therapist & boyfriend in one ngl

WAIT he loves making playlists for you two,,

“y/n! i made another playlist, do you wanna listen to it? i made it while thinking of you.” <//3

the type to write cheesy lyrics about you, then later cringes at his own writing bUT then leaves it like that because you like it !

you have his cover of lauv’s “i’m so tired” either set as your alarm or play it on loop everyday

(random but for some reason i can picture him giving you a cassette with his cover on it just for the vintage vibes)

🐈 ⸝⸝ JAY ˙𐃷˙

the mom-and-boyfriend in one ;]

f a s h i o n c o u p l e

you are literally fashion icons. no disagreements.

you have matching clothes or accessories ! even if it’s really subtle, the gesture behind it is super adorable <//3

cooking pt. 2 :D but this time there’s a gorden ramsay in your relationship

i can just SEE how you both two impersonate gorden ramsay while cooking which makes everything 10 times funnier !! checks every 5 seconds if the food is ready tho because he doesn’t wanna risk anything

never cleans up afterwards, either you do or no one does

since you’re both fashion icons your social media followers are going 📈📈📈

literally couple goals.

he loves taking pictures of you,, but also wants you to take pictures of him

jay gets flustered easily so please make him flustered with sudden compliments, hugs, kisses, etc. !!

he’s also the only member i can really see calling you babe

confident but shy about pda at the same time ??? he’s both LOL

you always tease him with his RAS moments and randomly quote them when you’re in the middle of a conversation with him lmao

random and idk if this fits here, but he likes making your lunch — leaves you encouraging notes too <3

last but not least: jokingly gets angry at you when he wants something from you, and you do the same thing back ♡

🐈 ⸝⸝ JAKE ˙𐃷˙

sweetest and softest boyfriend to ever exist. i’m so soft for him JSHSHS

definitely calls you sweetie and darling. 100%. fight me if you think otherwise.

shows you pics of layla everyday (it’s become routine for him >_<)

a tiny bit cliché BUT lends you his jacket whenever you’re cold (even when you’re inside !!)

random thought: jake puts his hands in your hoodie pockets...

💔💔💔

it’s his personal goal to peck your cheek and forehead at least twice a day — gets pouty if he wasn’t able to do that ))):::

talks in english a lot because you love his accent !!

if you’re an english speaker, you’ll have conversations in english all. the. time.

if you’re not an english speaker, no worries, he’ll teach you !

+ reads you bedtime stories in english (jake’s australian accent >>>)

dreams of travelling with you to australia <33

if there’s a bug in the house you better know that jake will NOT be removing them and runs out of the house

WILL stay over at one of the other member’s houses untill that bug is REMOVED .

so if you’re afraid of bugs as well,,, i’m sorry bae, but it’ll be your task to remove these little... creatures 😐

ngl you have more photos of layla than of him on your phone lol

(spams you with her pictures and captions them with “y/n!!! look!!! layla with a flower!!!! layla with a butterfly!!!!” it’s just so sweet aaa)

we need some “””drama””” so you make jokes about him being a “🥶💸🔥💪” boy a lot in your relationship LMAO

🐈 ⸝⸝ SUNGHOON ˙𐃷˙

ice skating dates.

this has been mentioned in other headcanons a lot already but i just HAD to include it,,

convinces you to eat ice cream after your date LOL even if it IS winter

btw. fashion couple nr. 2 !!!

MIRROR SELCAS

ugh the visuals and the power you two hold,,,, i can’t,,,,,

has better clothes than you ngl so you share clothes lmao

it started with him lending you his sweatpants, but then you didn’t want to return them forgot to return them and BOOM 💥 here we are

extremely awkward and shy at first — don’t worry though, he becomes much more chaotic in the later phases of your relationship

he teases you SO MUCH. LIKE. SO MUCH.

always has small smile (smirk?) on his face when he’s about to make a cocky remark (so beware)

you tease him back just twice as hard which 1.) results in him in becoming flustered 2.) fails LOL

off-topic but he’d love a s/o that has a similar style to him ??? a more elegant, classy, dark style perhaps

when he’s away / busy he’ll send you some selcas and captions them with “how r u doing??” “did you eat yet?” “cheer up :P”

kinda shy about pda but likes showing off too ???

i mean,, men... 🙄🙄 /lh

whenever someone mentions your name near him, he’ll just try to hide his smile while biting his lip (yk what i’m talking about???) and you’ll see his dimples and the affectionate look in his eyes and just AAAAA

the type of boyfriend that calls you love~

🐈 ⸝⸝ SUNOO ˙𐃷˙

skin care routines with sunoo 24/7 🤝

he does your hair (if your hair is long enough to do different hairstyles with it ofc !!)

send you daily weekly skin care products he thinks you two should try out / that’d be good for your skin <3

spa nights every friday at 9pm — he only lets you in if you wear a stylish pyjama LOL

you buy him peach items because they just remind you so much of him (｡•́︿•̀｡)

SELCA TIME !!! his phone is always ready !!! (apart from his storage maybe?)

PARTICIPATES IN SELCA DAYS OF YOUR FAVOURITE IDOLS AAA

loves to go on walks w u

does A LOT of aegyo,,

and i know that you knew that this point will be in this headcanon.

for eg. instead of saying goodnight or bye he’ll just do aegyo for you not that anyone minds tbh

stages of sunoo flirting (?):

a — tries to compliment you (it sounds more like a flirty remark tbh)

b — realizes then blushes

c — cringes and runs away LMAO

playfully acts jealous, so you know it’s a joke but deep down he’s actually jealous

you two match each others vibes a lot — if one is sad, the other is sad as well

+ tells you your posture is bad when you sit like a banana or tells you to go to sleep early and when you don’t listen to him, he’ll show you an article that proves that (abc) and (xyz) is bad for you and says “i told you so.” 💀

🐈 ⸝⸝ JUNGWON ˙𐃷˙

impresses you by doing kicks (does the kick cap challenge on tiktok and/or you play kick it by nct 127 for the funzies)

poking his dimple is a MUST . 😩😩

though gets super shy when you kiss him and also if you buy him gifts !!

cheers you up whenever you feel down or are upset

compliments you a ton ))): will randomly come up to you and tell you that your fit is cute or that you look brighter today,,, little does he know it's because of him ;]

HUGS!HUGS!HUGS

poking his dimple comes first, then hugging

the other members tease you two everytime you’re over LOL it’s like there are two koalas clinging onto each other

our yang garden gained another sheep +1

you two randomly play sheep,,,, like,,, everyday ???? sheep cosplays 👍

idk why ig it’s just fun to imitate sheep and go “mmmeEeEeeEhh” to annoy others

talking of that, even THOUGH he is a responsible leader he will not hesitate to do stupid shit with you

“hey how about we ring on that house there and yell “sheep for sale!” do you think they’ll open the door?”

“i don’t know... let’s find out!” 🤝

let’s just say that this didn’t end well..

also kinda bullies you (in a loving way ofc !!) pand teases you nonstop

either calls you asshole or love aHA

in conclusion: a very unpredictable relationship,, would 10/10 recommend.

very random but i feel like his love language is acts of service

🐈 ⸝⸝ NI-KI ˙𐃷˙

oh look it’s our tsundere 😼

can’t go a day without dancing so you two have vibing sessions at 2am everyday ft. the others telling you to go to bed

you’re the only one that can make him soft lol

if you’re older than him, you would definitely take care of him like your own baby !!

if you are the same age as him or younger it’d be awkward for him at first, because he isn’t used to taking care of someone younger, so he’d treat you as if you were his best friend at the beginning

you love to watch him dance !! it’s so satisfying,, LITERAL asmr.

pranks you 24/7. boy has NO mercy. will not care if the others will scold him later. he will do the prank smoothly (?) — doesn’t care about the consequences LMAO

probably sets your alarm to someone screaming or a cringy aegyo song <//3

wants to film dance covers with you !! you don’t have to be the best dancer either !! as long as you have fun ^__^

the other members find you really cute but are also vERY TIRED OF YOU,, two energized teens in a relationship was not a good idea ☝️

likes to randomly hold your hand and swing it around

probably distant at the beginning of the relationship because a.) he doesn’t want to pressure you/make things awkward b.) he doesn’t really know what to do either ???

(if you’re not japanese or don’t know how to speak japanese) he’ll definitely teach you some japanese phrases and words !! introduce you to his culture as well :DD and he really wants to know more about your culture too <3

teaches you phrases like “sunoo is a dumbass” for the funzies LOL

randomly makes micheal jackson impressions,,, it’s hilarious LMFAO

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sinkix · 4 years

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☆ Haikyuu!! │ Boys as your roommate HC’S │ Ft Nishinoya, Akaashi, Oikawa & Hinata ☆

Okay this is a small little shit post idea that I had and it’s 2am SO it’s high-key messy and chaotic but HEY when am I not? I swear I’ll sleep after this I promise.

E N J O Y ~ <3

*:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧ *:･ﾟ✧*:･ﾟ✧

Nishinoya:

SO!!!! FUCKING!!!1 LOUD!!!11!!

AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY.

definitely blasts music first thing in the morning to get hype so be prepared for that.

y’all definitely have a designated day for movie nights and just overall vibing.

Often drags you to volleyball practise with him bc why not

both of y’all hate cleaning so it’s usually just a chaotic mess

but you both know where everything is so like whats the point in cleaning up???

can and will wake you up at random hours in the night

literally it will be 3am and he will come into your room and ask you the meaning of life or a cheesy pick up line he read on ifunny.

not even kidding.

sometimes you both end up crashing together bc you spend nearly all night playing video games and talking.

so again, expect random poking and prodding in the middle of the night for more nonsensical questions

when he sleeps though, he’s out like a LIGHT

homeboy fucking SNORES

SO. DAMN. LOUD

it’s actually really cute

rolling slumber

you get to see hair-down noya a lot and its *chef kiss*

will always cheer you up after a bad day and sometimes leaves little notes lying on the kitchen counter as motivation.

is your hype man for when your picking out outfits for the day or an important event/party.

actually has really good taste in fashion??? so you know you can always trust his input.

you mostly eat out or order in because neither of you can cook for shit.

the last time you both attempted the kitchen nearly went up in flames.

just kidding, it did.

never have you been so grateful for the invention of fire extinguishers.

some got in noya’s hair and it looked so scuffed lol.

Akaashi:

such a chill rooomate, my god.

you spend most evenings on the couch just watching shows or talking about your day, akaashi is a straight up vibe machine and his presence is v soothing.

a really good cook?? so it’s always a nice surprise when you come home and dinner is already made

remembers all your favourite foods and meals so if he senses you’re down he will make them for you.

fuckin angel bro I swear.

most of the time you just eat in comfortable silence or you’ll listen to akaashi talk about the team.

he’s usually your alarm clock since he wakes up around the same time as you and being the responsible boi he is always makes sure to wake you up too.

bless his soul

sometimes you’ll have little jam out sessions if one or both of you are feeling sad

instantly 1000x better

aside from being the occasional goof he’s honestly pretty quiet for the most part

sometimes you’ll forget he’s at home and just bust out the weirdest moves or start talking to yourself and he’ll walk in the room like ????? you good ?????

he’s caught you several times just narrating your inner monologue

definitely teases you about it

like he’ll just quote a random thing you had mumbled to yourself before just to see you squirm

low-key a little shit lmao

he is pretty tidy and has no problems cleaning up so the house is usually orderly and clean, you both take turns doing chores and pitch in to do your part

sometimes he’ll tease you if you forgot to do the dishes but then go and do them himself

so cute man ihefjwjkfkjef

sometimes y’all will clean together and just dance to music around the house while doing so

sometimes bokuto drops by and all calm atmosphere is instantly shattered but it’s okay bc he’s babi and you appreciate the hype atmosphere he brings.

well, maybe not akaashi bc he has to deal with it 24/7 but still

you and bokuto get on v well so he makes more frequent visits now and you three will go out to eat or just sit and watch volleyball tournaments on TV.

sometimes bokuto will make you both re watch their old matches, screaming “YOU SEE THAT AKAASHIIIIIII??!!11″

“yes bokuto-san.”

aside from that just an overall very chill household.

Oikawa:

such a little shit lmao

will wake you up by throwing a pillow at your head screaming “WAKE UP (Y/N)-CHAN!!!!!” at the top of his lungs

like tooru sis it’s 7am

Sometimes you’ll drop by practise in the evening to bring snacks and walk him home

he goes all soft and makes sure to be extra nice that night

y’all are hella close and tell each other EVERYTHING

Iwazumi appreciates you SO much bc ur able to tame Oikawa’s occasionally bratty and snarky attitude so it’s less work for him.

there’s a rumour you’re dating but neither of you have addressed it bc you both find it funny.

and idk maybe you are ??? not even you two know at this point

his fangirls get hella jealous whenever you show up lolololol.

oikawa can KIND of cook

and by kind of i mean just throw shit in the oven for like 30 min and bone apple teeth.

so you usually just go to restaurants or do basic cooking

it’s always hella fun cooking with oikawa

sometimes you’ll buy those ready-made kid baking sets to make some brownies with minimal effort

this bitch will always flick the fucking spoon at you

then SWIPE IT OFF UR CHEEK AND EAT IT

he always flashes his signature wink, sticking out his tongue.

you just sigh and hope he gets salmonella.

speaking of sickness, once oikawa got a cold

you stayed off the day to look after him and he was SO. FUCKIN. DEMANDING.

“(Y/N)-chaannn!!! make me porridge!”

“(y/N)-ChAAAaNn! can i have some medicine.”

“(YYYy/nNnNn)-ChAAAaaANNNn give me attention.”

ofc u gave it to him bc how can u say no

was actually very grateful and kind to you with zero bratty behaviour so u like sick oikawa.

his normal self too, but you’ll never tell him that.

Hinata:

LOUD????

not as bad as nishinoya, like he’ll have his quiet moments but still

VERY?? LOUD???

it’s hard to be in a bad mood around him honestly so you always look forward to going home and seeing his smiling face

sunshine™ here to brighten ur day

you’re usually the one that has to wake him up bc let’s face it he’s hopeless at being organised and getting up on time.

he was always used to Natsu waking him up so now you’re basically Natsu 2.0 in this regard.

you usually have to resort to shaking him vigorously for like 2 mins until he actually gets up.

once you deadass poured the water over his head that was sitting on his nightstand bc he refused to get up

needless to say he was far more willing after that

you 100% have karaoke sessions together in the morning and belt the lyrics out, attempting to sync but failing miserably.

maybe you’ll get a record deal one day who knows

Hinata can and will give you a hug and motivational speech before you walk out the door

you often have to fix his appearance before he leaves

his shirt is usually tucked in at a weird angle or hella crumpled

his hair too, like you’ll have to flatten down extra wild strands since he usually forgets to brush it before heading out the door

bitch gets toothpaste marks EVERYWHERE

like pretty much every place except his fuckin mouth lmao

you sometimes show up to practise to surprise him and he always gets extra hype after that since you offer to pay for food afterward.

y’all like taking late night walks in the park

boy gets scared easily though so prepare for him to leap in your arms like a scene from scooby-doo

definitely have a lot of late night convos, some really stupid and some surprisingly deep.

he’s actually a very thoughtful and layered person?? like under that chaotic and disorganised persona

don’t even get me started on cooking.

you REFUSE to let him anywhere near the kitchen

so you usually end up doing the food prep or again y’all just eat out

You both watch volleyball games on TV often and get HYPE AS HELL and yell at the TV vvv loud

once you actually received a noise complaint.

sometimes Kags will drop by because he left something at practise that Hinata had picked up for him.

you and Kags get on pretty well tbh like you both respect each other

he has no idea how you can live with Hinata and often refers to you as a saint

but who wouldn’t want to live with this bby ball of sunshine?

#hq #haikyuu #haikyuu!!#hq headcanons #haikyuu headcanons #akaashi keiji #nishinoya yuu #hinata shoyo #oikawa toru #haikyuu x reader #haikyuu imagines

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shotbyshe · 3 years

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8.18.21

I couldn't sleep today.

I went to sleep around 10pm last night and woke up around 1:30, 2am today and stayed up -- tossing and turning -- 'til 7:30ish am.

I just couldn’t sleep. Lord knows I tried. I was also very hungry.

[ When I have too much on my mind it’s hard for me to do anything else. I have to sit in my moment and let myself feel it so I can get over it. I guess that’s what that was ]

I tried to drown my sorrows the same way I did last Fall in watching vlogs. I even at one point got out of bed and just did the dishes. I deadass couldn’t fall asleep. I had too much on my mind.

It’s crazy how life can go from being the simplest thing in the world (everything’s going smoothly) to the most complicated thing in only one day. Fuck it, in one hour! I was completely fine Tuesday morning and then from Tuesday afternoon until Wednesday morning I was completely fucked up. Fucked up to the point where I couldn’t sleep. That is jarring to me.

Around 7:30am I find myself feeling the sleep come and then at 9am I had to get out of bed officially because that’s the time to clock in. That was annoying.....having to clock into a place that has rejected me, but I did it.

The rest of the day was so much better. I reminisced with my mom about my dad and she shared photos of us when I was an infant. I obsessed over this one photo of me sitting on her lap all day. I was so damn cute. I had my mocha and all was right in the world again. I swear that that is the best part of my days. I cooked myself a nice meal -- roasted potatoes and string beans with rosemary fig chicken. I have been sleeping on rosemary. That herb smells sooooo Goddamn good and tastes exquisite. I even had ginger beer at night. I like ginger beer now apparently. You would have never seen me drinking that shit ten years ago. I sure have changed. I needed to have a good meal today ‘cause I did not have one yesterday. I was too shook to cook. I said above that I was hungry, that may definitely could have contributed to my partial insomnia. Random revelation about self: I’m a stupid messy chef. When I cook I dirty a lot of stuff, lol. I believe I do this b/c I’m OCD and I have to thoroughly clean all of the produce and I’m constantly washing my hands. My smoke detector went off, that’s the only thing I hate about using my oven. The smoke escapes too much and I feel awkward ‘cause I know residents can hear it.

The day proceeded with me giving myself a facial, meditating and playing with my hair. Small things that make me feel really good. I always need that.

Tonight I’m hoping I don’t encounter the same insomnia I suffered this morning. Though it was very nice and beautiful watching the sky transition into morning with all those picturesque vibrant colors -- royal blue and the rich assortment of grays -- I enjoy my rest thoroughly. Prayers up for a good night sleep for Yola....Jolita!

**Today is my little brother’s birthday....he don’t fuck with me though. He’s 23 now. **

***5 years ago when he was 18 I bought and brought him a cake and he told me he didn’t want it. ‘Til this day I don’t know what I ever did to that kid. Our father passing fucked us all up I guess. **

***My apartment smells like gravy right now...I fucking love it. **

#august challenge #writing #writings #journal #journaling #celestial sucker #insomnia #rosemary chicken #rosemary #ginger beer #self care

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cythoughtsnmemories · 2 years

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27.12.21

Request bf to go try d glide at CHIJMES after our wkday dinner. So hot! Lol but an experience lah. Shall go ice skating w him some day.

Long wkend just past so fast. Had half day on xmas eve. Watched my drama till 4 then prep and went Grace's hse for steamboat n xmas exchange. We said to buy gift of budget of $30 but I got a gift which I think at most $10 :( We played quite a few different card games and only head home ard 2am. Shag

It's okay, I got 2 surprise the next day. Woke up 9+ and meal prep alone at home. Suddenly, there was a delivery, I tot was for my sis or dad but it looks like food. I asked who ordered and d delivery man showed me the receipt. It was from my buddy aka team leader. 2 pin of Udder ice cream hehehe~ I'm so touched!

Meeting bf 12 at platform to go lunch tgt. He said he went to collect his stuff, so I tot maybe something for his uniform. Quickly clean d kitchen and only left hse at 12. Oops! Open my hse gate and saw him hiding beside hahaha~ saw him holding the pie which I wanted to try so badly but nvr get it. 1st thing I felt was guilty hahaha~ cos I just said him a few days ago that he nvr plan where to go nowadays, and I have to request then he go w me. I was really touched!! He pre-order and went to collect for me! Actually he love me a lot in other way, his words, also trying to spent more time w me, check on me. I'm so not thoughtful :( haha

I con't meal prep a little after lunch before we took a nap. Make bf do mask w me, while waiting for sis to finish cooking for xmas dinner.

We were quite on to book a trampoline fitness class next day, last min after dinner. Was quite excited! Regret didn't drink enough water cos 1 side of my ear was echoing. After d class, I had cold Sweat and feeling giddy. That's it, I puke in d toilet. Lucky bf was ard and we went for a drink. So sweet of him to travel longer route, just to acc me to d stn I'm alighting. Can't ask for more. Managed to meet my SSC for late lunch. It's always a good time, but I felt a bit tired though. Bus ride home, feels like taking forever. I had diarrhea once I sat on d toilet bowl. Took pills for diarrhea after I ran toilet d second time. God! It's didn't stop. The whole night I ran 4 times more. Had to call in sick.

Hmm, manager asked me to reschedule today's meeting when I told her I'm on mc and she had no time to attend. Wow~ no help given. Sad life, got to crawl out of bed to send email, to inform reschedule exit interview meeting. Seen d doc, then realized I had overwork my muscle ard my core and causing me to have diarrhea. Feeling better after d meds n nap. Met Della for dinner before she return to her hometown on Wed. Finally!! So happy for her. Oh and she got promoted, for d 1st time in her career. Really hard work paid off!

Can't wait to meet bf tmr! Hehe Goodnight!

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airbnbfestivals · 4 years

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Booked a place for a month and it is unclean/unsafe - any advice on what to do?

TLDR: booked a month long stay, first night here and the place is dirty, smelly, and generally unsafe in the apartment, looking to get a refund or move to another place but don't know how to do it (place had a strict refund policy and I've never had a bad stay before). Details are listed below, advice is greatly appreciated.

So I booked an apartment on airbnb for a month to be closer to my new job, and while it looked a little spartan in terms of decoration the reviews were pretty good, and the few bad reviews were usually due to it being in a "sketchy" neighborhood, which doesn't bother us at all as long as the building itself is safe. Unfortunately, it's just been one problem after another since we got here this afternoon and even though the host had promised us that someone had come in to clean before our check in, there's already been a lot of things so far, and I don't know if I could spend the whole month here. Some issues off the bat:

parking spot was full of trash. I don't expect a parking spot to be spotless but I nearly tripped on the trash as I stepped out, it looked like someone had ripped open a trash bag on the ground.

dishes were dirty and there was no dish soap. the last guest left their dirty dishes in the sink, which is whatever (I'm not expecting hotel maintenance here) but even the "clean" dishes in the cabinet were visibly dirty/greasy, so we had literally nothing clean and had to go get soap before we could cook dinner (we booked the place specifically in part bc it had a stove). my partner also nearly cut himself when one of the sponges popped out a shard of glass.

the sheets on the bed were dirty. Thankfully there were clean sheets in the closet, but the bed was made, so my partner (who has a very poor sense of smell) almost got into the bed before realizing they weren't clean.

the pillows are literally so smelly we can't sleep with them even with clean pillowcases. I put our towels on top as an extra barrier because I have a sensitive nose and they /stink/ like dandruff

The carpets are so grimy that my white socks are gray from walking on them. Again not expecting hotel cleanliness but they haven't been vacuumed at all, and I almost stepped on an industrial staple embedded in the carpet.

there is no doorknob on the bedroom door. So you can't close the door at all without getting stuck inside (had to use my partner's leatherman to get him out lol). This wouldn't be too much an issue except there is no gate to the building and no chain for the main door, only a deadbolt that can easily be wrenched off. Again, not a stranger to low-income neighborhoods but even when I was living in west Oakland we had a chain on the door and we always locked our bedroom door as extra precaution.

there is a fishy smell in the kitchen and I'm pretty sure it's electrical. There's no food anywhere that we could find, and it comes and goes; I've had a melted outlet in the past that smelled similar although this is fainter.

I am highly sensitive to smoke and perfumes and carry an inhaler for this reason. The bedroom has been heavily febrezed and despite opening the windows a bit (which have no bug screens) the perfume smell remains. We also couldn't keep the windows open too long due to smoke and bugs coming in from outside. There has also been a pervasive smell of ash in the apartment, which was confirmed by us finding a blunt tip behind the microwave earlier.

there are nails sticking out of the floor. My partner tripped on one right at the bedroom door and ended up flying head first into the hall; I've found three more throughout the house. Luckily it only snagged his sock and didn't break the skin but it was a close call.

there are cracks and breaks in the walls and ceiling and while again I'm not expecting the nicest place in the world, there are a couple of spots that look like they have severe water damage which worries me long term.

It's currently 2am and we've decided to stay the one night but I've been trying to get to sleep for hours and I'm just lying in bed coughing and wheezing from this fucking perfume smell and freaking out that our bedroom door is wide open. I'd really love to get a refund or credit so I could book a better place but I'm not sure what or who I need to call, considering Airbnb's policy is to "contact the host first". The host was pretty responsive about the sheets and even offered to get a maid to clean tomorrow but frankly I'm not feeling safe (I mean, the maid can't fix an electrical burnout or a missing doorknob or nails, you know?). I also don't want to be a dick about this, so any non-rufe way to resolve this would be ideal. Any advice would be appreciated on how to deal with this.

Original post here =+-+= Get $20 off your first AirBnB stay.

#Booked a place for a month and it is unclean/unsafe - any advice on what to do?#vacation #family #p

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captawesomesauce · 6 years

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Hey everyone, I've been meaning to make this post for a while now so no better time than the present!

As some of you know, I was looking to get an air fryer for a few reasons, the main one being I wanted something that won't catch the house on fire if my father uses it to cook things. He's left the burners on the stove on a few times, he forgot he was broiling something in the oven, and he caught the toaster on fire twice.

Enough was enough, but microwaved meals are pretty sucky. I saw the infomercials about air fryers and honestly, I thought it'd be a huge "as seen on tv" pile of shit. Most of those things are and there's few things I hate worse than spending money on cheap useless crap.

But I kept asking around, people kept saying they loved theirs, and I spent a lot of time researching the various models. Cheap chinese ones on amazon, super expensive 300 dollar ones in stores, everyone loved theirs no matter which ones they bought.

I didn't want a combo/convection oven for the reason above - fire is bad.

I also had to be aware of the space limitations of my counter top, so a lot of them were no gos because of that.

A big second reason is that with my schedule last quarter I was at school or work until 2am most nights, and leaving the house at 10am most days. I'd tried things like meal prep and slow cookers, but when you work shift work and strange hours and stuff, you're kind of caught between two moods... too exhausted to make anything, and too hungry to eat just a nuked meal. That's why fast food places make such big bucks late at night... it's us and stoners lol.

So for black friday, I bought this at Kohls, it's the larger 6qt Nuwave Brio, and with the accessory pack and all the bells and whistles, it came to just over $90! The 3qt usually sells for 100, and the 6 for around 150. The accessory pack is another 40 usually. So instead of paying 200, I got everything for just 90... gotta love holiday sales!

The real question is... how does it cook?

Honestly I fucking love it! It's simple to use, preheat works great and is fast, it's a little loud, but not bad, and clean up has been easy once I found a good brush to use. The food all tastes great and it's just so simple with no real prep or anything, and it cooks FAST. Most things are done in 8-12 minutes, even stuff that would nomally take 20+.

The 1st pic top row is the good old frozen tater tots. They browned wonderfully and tasted so good. I made these for dad to snack on but stole a couple to try :)

The 2nd pic needs a bit of explaining. I'm actually super proud of this and it's such an incredible meal bursting with flavor! What you're looking at is Broccoli and Cheddar soup with matzo balls, noodles, chicken, mushrooms, and sprinkled bacon on top! I found a recipe for low carb/diabetic friendly balls and noodles and cooked them in chicken broth with an added bit of roasted chicken bouillon base. When they were done, I scooped them out, brought it back to a boil and added the chicken and mushrooms and dill, and then the broccoli and cheddar soup package and let that cook for a bit. When it was done I added the matzo balls and noodles to a bowl, ladeled in the soup, and sprinkled the bacon over it. It made enough for 3 meals, which is why i wanted to keep the balls and noodles separate, so they didn't soak up all of the soup or make it bland overnight. It was quick, easy, all i did was cut up chicken tenders, the rest was just dump and go! Perfect comfort food! I did make the bacon in the air fryer, and made it super crispy so I could crumble it up which is why it belongs in this group. I think it was 12 mins at 400 degrees to get it cooked well enough.

3rd pic are english bangers made in the fryer, not as good as bbq, but you can see they browned up nicely all over.

4th pic was my splurge day to celebrate finals being over! On the right are bacon wrapped hotdogs which came out perfect! I really struggled making those in the house and tried everything from stovetop to oven, and it never came out that great. Air fryer was simple... just put them in, close the tray, check on them after like 5 mins, flip them, another 5 or 6, and done. On the left are broccoli tots made with real broccoli and no potatoes or carbs at all. They came out excellent in the fryer, and on top is a no bean chili with sharp cheddar and mozzarella cheese on top. FUCK that tasted incredible!

5th pic was a lazy, fuck this - I don't want to cook, so let's just try something mood. I took some chicken tenders, wrapped two slices of bacon around it and tossed it into the air fryer. No seasoning, no prep, no toothpicks, nothing, just wrap and drop. I used a maple bacon and the flavor soaked into the chicken and the bacon was so crispy, the chicken wasnt over done at all and it tasted incredible. Fucking amazing, that was such a winner meal.

6th pic are those lobster cakes you can find in the market. They came out really good, cooked all the way through and browned nicely!

7th pic is lemon garlic shrimp and bacon wrapped filet mignon appetizer thing. Shrimp was 50% off so I grabbed half a pound and sauteed it in a lemon simmer sauce with some fresh garlic. It came out great and that simmer sauce is amazing. I also had a coupon for a free box of these bacon wrapped filet mignon appetizer things... they were ok. They cooked wonderfully in the air fryer, but too much pepper :\

8th pic is the first thing I cooked in the air fryer and the bacon came out perfect.

9th pic is my dinner the other night. I pan seared the steak and then cooked it in the air fryer, and also made the cracked pepper brussel sprouts and cauliflower in there too. As you can see, everything came out wonderfully and the steak was still incredibly juicy and perfectly done.

So... yeah... I'm happy with it :)

#food #steak #bacon #shrimp #sausages #soup #nuwave brio #air fryer

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cheonjaem-blog · 7 years

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boyfriend! kim jaehwan

how kim jaehwan, the waiter, would confess

so you really really like this restaurant on the corner of this street

like it’s your go-to restaurant and you go there all the time

the food is a1 and super authentic,, definitely a 5 star review on yelp

but you like going at night time since there’s less people and of course since you go there so often, the wait staff and the owner recognize you

and the owner really likes you and tries to get you to work there, and low key sets you up with jaehwan :)

she’s basically like your aunt

and jaehwan is always your server,, like every single time you show up he’s always waiting for you

sometimes when there’s no other customers, he comes and eats with you

he started talking to you when you laughed at one of his jokes one day

bc nobody laughs at his dumb jokes lmao he’s stupid

jaehwan said something on the lines of “why is a circle so hot? bc it’s 360 degrees”

wow you’ve never wanted to shoot someone so badly, but you ended up laughing instead bc math jokes are fucking gr9

and shitty jokes are always the start of an amazing and idiotic friendship

jaehwan slowly started falling for you each time you swung by to grab a late dinner,,, like how can someone look so good in sweats and an old stüssy jacket??

you make beauty look effortless in his eyes and wow he even loves how gorgeous you look when you show up to the restaurant in pajamas

story time: jaehwan once spilled water over the front of your shirt one time, and he kept apologizing over and over but you just laughed and joked “i guess you made me wet ;)”

and that’s when he knew you were the one

lmao jk

but for real who tf would hire clumsy jaehwan as a waiter wth

good thing he’s not the chef bc my boy tries to cook without the fire wow so genius

work makes you really stressed and you tell him about your crappy day and he actually listens to your problems and offers his advice aw

but seeing jaehwan at the end of the day really makes things a lot better

sometimes you ask him to sing for you and wow

he truly has god’s voice oml

his voice is so sweet and calming and makes you forget about your stresses,, it’s like honey

the first time you heard him sing was when you were eating and you heard him mumbling the lyrics of seventeen’s boomboom under his breath as he cleaned tables

and wow even his half-hearted singing sounded like heaven

you fall for his voice and how caring he was since he would sometimes walk you to the subway station and give you his jackets when he noticed you shivering

yeah jaehwan really likes it when you wear his clothes

at this point y’all are already pretty much dating but jaehwan’s kind of confused bc you’re sending mixed signals

like you hella flirt with him but you might just be a friendly person??

so one day he asks you out to dinner to determine your true nature

and you’re just like “wow is jaehwannie asking me out on a date?” bc teasing him is so fun lol

and he light weight is but he’s tryna play it off and go “no wth i’m too pretty for you hoe”

woW offensive,,,, we are hands thrown

so you just try to piss him off even more and say “bitch i don’t need you i already have a sugar daddy fuck off”

it’s all jokes to you but jaehwan is internally screaming like wtf do you have a side piece??

so after dinner jaehwan actually can’t take it anymore and when he’s walking you to the subway station, he’s like “what am i to you?”

and that question really gets you thinking bc what actually are you guys??

and you’re so flustered by how straight up this boy is and you can’t formulate an answer

so you end up spluttering some gibberish and jaehwan just laughs awkwardly and says “forget it” and bids his farewells

you end up texting him at night after thinking about jaehwan and thinking of a good reply to him for like 3 hours nice

“you’re someone i love, that’s what you are to me”

and jaehwan is all smiles and an actual blushing mess when he reads that and comes in the next day with his guitar, prepared to serenade you as if you didn’t love him enough already

he even prepared a confession song and everything which he totally didn’t have planned two months ago

you’re so fucking embarrassed that you don’t even go to the restaurant the next day and curl up in your blankets the whole day and bash your head into the wall repeatedly bc you’re so stupid and cringe-worthy yikes

and he didn’t even reply after your flat out confession, and all these thoughts go through your mind like what if he hates you??

this boy left you on read,, the disrespecT

but that’s only bc he wanted to tell you his feelings in real life bc he couldn’t find the words to properly convey his love for you awe

yeah you didn’t know that so you’re kind of angry at his dumb ass for not even replying,,,

jaehwan knows something is wrong when you don’t come grab dinner at the restaurant, and he’s really disappointed and anxious bc what if that confession was a joke too?? like he knows you love teasing him so what if it was a rouse to make him embarrassed?? ;;

at this point, this poor boy is doubting everything, and you’re at home singing single ladies at the top of your lungs bc boys ain’t shit tbh

don’t worry bc hunger will get the best of you and you’ll end up going to the restaurant anyway

and your petty ass will dress up hella even though it’s 12am to show this bitch what he’s missing out on

when jaehwan sees you walk through the door while he’s cleaning up and ready to close, his jaw drops bc damn you look stunning??

and he already had your favorite meal prepared before hand since he was waiting for you all night scute

you walk straight up to him and glare at him

“why tf did you leave me on read you dumb hoe”

and jaehwan’s at a loss for words bc he was waiting for you to say you loved him or some shit haha beT

“i’m sorry i wanted to tell you how i love you in person”

he starts singing crush’s beautiful and holY

wow you just melt and maybe start crying a lil bc it’s fucking beautiful

“just say you’re mine god you’re sO ruDE”

is what you scream to him in tears as you cry into his shoulder

jaehwan laughs and even his laugh is music to your ears and it makes you cry even harder

the owner of the restaurant was secretly recording this whole time and fangirling since she was shipping you guys since last year

yeah that’s the start of a dysfunctional beautiful relationship

boyfriend jaehwan is 100% sweet and 200% stupid lmao

jaehwan’s psycho laugh is the best thing in the fucking world don’t @ me, we all know it’s true

90% of the reason why you love his dumb ass

his laugh is the only reason why you laugh at his stupid puns

sings for you!!!

raspy singing at midnight to help you fall asleep

writes song lyrics thinking about you,, most of his songs are written for you or written thinking about you :’)

owns an instagram and 99% of his posts are those cute aesthetic couple pics of you two

selca king wow

knows all the right angles and lighting holy

karoake dates!!

yes karoake dates at 2am are a thing,

you love watching jaehwan sing his heart out and your heart flutters when he hits those high notes

nothing makes you smile more when you see your bby so passionate and happy doing something he loves

threatened his nasty ass that you wouldn’t cuddle or kiss him until he took a shower, washed his hands, and cleaned tf up

sO exTra

thought he was getting murdered once but it turns out he was trying to sing i will always love you

actually an embarrassment wth

when you go put on dates with him, he’s always trying to act super cool like he’s not wearing the same jeans from the 10th grade and 2 inch insoles

tried to perform seventeen’s boomboom in front of you to make you laugh and you use that video as blackmail now

what a scammer,,

god of exaggeration

“yes i’m 239 cm tall come fite me”

“i can do kung fu watch me babe”

“i’m a rap god, call me kanye east”

“i’m the dance king, exo got nothing on me”

“if i were in a kpop group, i’d be the main everything”

yeah, you’re having serious regrets about this relationship

but he tries so hard to be a good, caring boyfriend and things just don’t work out lmao

he tried to buy you roses once, but accidentally bought purple cabbage gg

tried to buy you a new album but got finessed by an unauthorized amazon seller

and of course, who can forget the time when he tried cooking without turning on the stove??

“lmao jaehwan i thought you worked at a restaurant”

it’s okay bc it’s v cute and it shows he cares about you

cooks you burnt pasta and rice sometimes but

“it’s okay babe you tried”

never let this precious idiot go!

12/10 need to marry now

#kim jaehwan #wanna one #wanna one scenarios #wanna one imagines #wanna one au #wanna one as #kpop scenarios #kpop

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prqltothesql · 5 years

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Weird week.

I skipped therapy on Monday because I was planning on taking the day off work and doing something fun. I didn’t ask off because my manager was gone the week prior and back on Monday so I didn’t want to/couldn’t take off. Monday wound up being bad because Rachel kept Ty downstairs that night and he woke up and was wandering around. Our other dog Wolfie barks everytime he moves because he thinks Ty’s gonna steal his stuff, when Ty is oblivious and barely knows what’s going on and where he even is. So he got down at 2am and started wandering around and Wolfie started barking and then Ty started barking and they woke my dad up. And apparently Ty did this thing he’s done a lot recently where he poops, and then because he can’t sit still or go lay down, he winds up pacing back and forth and walking in it and grinding it into the carpet. So my dad came upstairs to just a ruined carpet at 2am. So he barely got any sleep. I woke up and came down to that mess and just decided to shampoo and clean the floor before I got going that morning. From there, the rest of the day and week was very quiet. I left the house very late and decided to try and find somewhere to go and get breakfast and watch wrestling, cause there was a big NJPW show that morning. I wound up going to Brandywine Creek Park right outside of Wilmington and then cutting over and driving up Philadelphia Pike all the way up to 202. I’ve literally never been up that far, and it was such a quaint cute little drive. So much stuff up there. The whole time I was listening to The Who doing Tommy Live at Leeds. I’ve been obsessed with Tommy because my dad did the Overture as his latest recording project. Nothing else really to report about the day.

Tuesday, I woke up with the idea to go to Middletown’s rehearsal first thing in the morning because they needed help setting up their sound system. But as I was waking up and going through my routine, I noticed the neighbor lady out cutting her grass. I knew it was going to rain and the grass needed to be done, and I didn’t want my dad to do it, so I got out first thing and buzzed through the front and backyard grass before I left. I didn’t mind too much. Was good empty stomach cardio. And my little dog was out in the backyard with me being good and keeping an eye on me, so it wasn’t bad at all. After that, I went down to Middletown to visit and give them Gatorade (a classic front ensemble instructor move). It wound up being a super easy fix for their sound system, took me about an hour. But it was nice seeing everyone and everything again. Saw Drew, Jaron, all the kids. They were a little sad I had to leave, so I started trying to make plans to come back next week for a few days. I drove out to the field to see the band director. The last time I’d had any communication with him, I sent him a letter quitting. The way I quit, I just wrote a form letter saying I quit. Didn’t say I wanted to quit. Basically gave nobody the chance to convince me otherwise. And he jabbed me first thing, which I didn’t totally appreciate, “Well if it isn’t Mr. Form Letter himself.” Ugh. So anyways, that was nice. Then I realized I forgot my wallet at home. Of course. So I went home during lunch break and then went home, and then ran out again to get something for dinner. I ran allllll around that day, it was crazy. Nothing else really again to report. Dad was fine, dogs were fine.

Wednesday was another weird day. I wanted to make dinner that night, so I left from work to go to the store, but hit traffic so I got home late. By the time I was done cooking and putting everything away and getting everything settled, it was like 8:30 before I finally sat down. They told us at work we’re getting an interim CTO to help with stuff, which is like the 3rd or 4th attempt to do something to fix our department. I’m hoping things get solved soon. I don’t want to quit. I really don’t. I don’t know how I’d fare elsewhere, because I can’t leave here, I need to stay here and keep supporting my family. But from what I’ve heard, there’s nary a market for developers in this area. I think things will pick up at work soon enough.

Thursday was another weird day lol. Dad seemed okay. It was another day where I’d planned to cook. I wanted to do cheesesteaks because the Eagles played on Thursday. But then I started making them and my dad said that he didn’t want one. That was kind of strange. So I made them and he went to bed around the same time I did. We both didn’t feel good Thursday. My dad said, and I agree, that I probably have high blood pressure because if I start doing something, I start sweating. And I think it’s just because of stress. I stress about everything. Around the house, every single thing I do, I have to hurry up and do before dad sees and goes off. Quick aside, when my stepmom lived here, we would go on day trips all the time to Hersheypark, the beach, etc. So that meant leaving all the animals at home all day. When we’d come home at 11pm-1am, after a 2 hour drive home, we’d tell dad to stay in the car and we’d run inside and start cleaning up the mess that the dogs had made because if he saw it, he’d lose his goddamn mind and start screaming. He brings that up and makes it seem like it’s a slight against the animals, when it’s him who has the temper of a child. So now it’s like, if there’s a mess or a problem, I have to try and fix it quietly and with no emotion before he sees or finds out and it becomes an issue that turns the entire house upside down. So for whatever reason Thursday, I just didn’t feel good. So I went to bed very early. Also Thursday, I stopped by the other school I used to teach to drop them off a case of Gatorade. I was way more nervous for there, but they were nice to me and seemed to miss me.

Friday was a plain day again, no real issues. Had a good day. A wrestling show I really wanted to go to had tickets released at noon and I almost forgot but on my way to get lunch, I remembered and managed to grab a ticket before they sold out in an hour. I ordered pizza and a salad for him for dinner. Things seemed well.

Then this morning happened. My dog woke me up in a manner she hasn’t in a while. When my dad used to take my sister to school, 9 times out of 10, he’d wake up screaming and yelling and when he took her to school, he’d be screaming and yelling and slamming things and banging around and if my dog heard that, she’d run and jump on my bed. She never gets on my bed while I’m on it except for when he’s yelling. So she did that. I thought for a second it was because she was thirsty or had to go, she’ll do that too, but this was different. So I went downstairs to my dad shouting about the dogs, cleaning up dog shit off the floor. My guess is that he took his dog upstairs, cause we let the dog sleep with him instead of me last night, and he was impatient because it was first thing in the morning, so he brought the dog upstairs and locked him in the laundry room and then the dog shit everywhere. So I cleaned up and took the dog upstairs. I was going to vacuum the pool but there wasn’t enough water in the pool so I had to fill it. So the rest of the day was calm. Dad said he felt weird all day, so he took a nap. Seemed to be in a fine mood. Around 6 or 7 I went out to do the pool to find he was out there and had already done it. Of course. Even though cleaning the pool kills his back, he did it anyways. I helped him finish up and brush. Then he came in (and I knew this was gonna happen to) and started screaming at my sister. Like really nasty. Being really really mean. Luckily in his rage, he didn’t swing to me. I came in and washed my hands and then went upstairs and changed my shirt and just closed my door and sat in my room listening. Like, this wasn’t the nastiest he’d ever been, but it was pretty nasty. And all things considered, nothing he said was wrong. She doesn’t have a job, isn’t even trying to do anything, spends literally every waking moment on her phone, fucks with the dogs too much, doesn’t listen to anyone, doesn’t try to get better at anything. But god, he was just so mean. When he has his bad days, he’s just the worst.

So I went to the store to try and get it off my mind. Bought some stuff, came home. Things have been quiet. I just wish that we weren’t all sitting on this damn time bomb.

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iu · 7 years

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hey i kinda want to start stanning exo but i don't know shit about them. could you give me a little description about each member? i think you have a cool opinion about stuff lol. thanks!

ooooh idk if im the best one to ask but sure kgjfhgdf ill do my best… best way would be to watch their shows! for suho id watch fluttering india, for chanyeol id watch his roommate episodes, for lay id watch his chinese shows like go fighting or others (idk them that well sry;;). overall for all the dudez id watch their exomentary episodes since they do show their personalities pretty well! ok sooo… ill b biased u can see who i know/like better than the others.. also this isnt Truth yknow just my perception

xiumin - i used to bias him a few years back. nice chill dude, very Dude Bro in my opinion, but as we rmr exo described him as the one who wakes up first n nags on the others. close friends with chen. talented in singing and dancing and yet no1 knows abt it. the oldest and that shows

chen - honestly an angel man. THE vocal of exo, makes a lot of noise if excited. overall seems like a very caring and wholesome person. wrote she’s dreaming the best exo song???

lay - i… honestly to god…. dont know him well. ive never seen his chinese variety and he isnt as present in their korean variety because of the language barrier, but nonetheless he is an extremely talented and hardworking man. not only is he a talented dancer and vocalist, he works very hard at writing his own music, once lost his usb drive with all his work so he redid it all..

chanyeol - is allergic to both cats and dogs and Yet gropes every one that comes in a 100ft radius to him, so if that doesnt tell you what kinda man he is idk what does. google “chanyeol ferret” for the best google search of ur life. used to be part of a ferret loving club. also writes music, had more than one vlive in which he would eat mcdonalds at 2am in his music studio. the kinda dude who hits too hard when laughs but also falls on the floor n is the last one to let the joke go when everyone else stopped already

kyungsoo - hes.. interesting.. loves to cook loves his mom. with his teammates he can jokingly punch/pinch/kick them but with a romantic interest hed be the opposite i feel. AMAZING actor (pure love, its okay its love r my faves of his). hates when fans call him by his real name so i deduce he wants to keep his private life away from his public one. the kind to hang out in fancy suits with his actor friends after watching anime in his bed for a week. husband material

kai - second youngest. imo? silly kid.. like the boy next door kinda vibe. will cheese if sees a pupper and b very sweet and gentle with it. can b very thoughtful. turns into pure talent when onstage… hes lonely i remember him saying that. that he doesnt have a lot of friends to hang out with

sehun - maknae. with his hyungs he will be this spoiled brat persona, but honestly sehun is the one holding exo together no joke. hes sosoooosoos hardworking the boy spent nights learning basic mandarin and japanese (with suhos help) for promotions and was super proud to show it off. also is a very very hard worker when it comes to dancing. but. honestly i tried watching his vlives and exomentaries the boys boring as a sandwich bag. like he rlly needs an entourage to be more interesting cos thats when he starts sassing the mmbrs n all that. would die for exo. super close with suho

suho - i used to be hardcore into him for more than a year so ive got a lot to say. social butterfly. doesnt have an insta and yet appears on everyone else’s hangin out with them. leader. any mess u hear abt $uho??? forget it.. the boy’s been talking about refunds for stuff he bought on at least 4 different occasions. he’s sweet n shy n talented. thats of the nicer traits. from the worse one hes app not v clean in his dorms .__.// also can b v Specific n Annoying abt lil things like they told a story of how suho would hate anyone touching his bag in the dance studio so baekhyun would purposefully sit on it lmao. does indeed make a lot of dad jokes n jus wants ppl to laugh at them :( a lil bit of a health freak like would eat salads constantly n not eat yummy foods

baekhyun - he’s////// idk/// i lov him//// ok ill get the worst ones out the way hes Gross like a Gross Boy kinda gross he said he doesnt hold his farts n would walk around naked. but at the same time he has lil things like, its v important to him how a person smells, he cares abt fresh/clean smells on people. is overall a big Nerd who plays overwatch and LoL all day in his dorm .___. good frenz with heechul. super supportive bby, loves n supports all exo mmbrs, and like, is friends with all of them in their own way.. like he finds common ground with all the members somehow. is the cuuuutessstt towards the fans, really cherishes them and would give a kidney for them. hes sosoosososoosos osososoos talented when he sings he gives it his 100% every time he’s so passionate and heartfelt.. can b very silly but can also b v calm and quiet he’s got it balanced out rlly well.. is always the heart of a group, tries to dissipate any tension and be the one to make people laugh

#i went on..... lol #Anonymous

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finn-nelson-for-the-win · 7 years

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I bet you didn’t think that by “incredibly soon” I meant about a day later, huh? Truth be told I felt kinda bad about the previous chapter because it was mostly just a filler chapter to speed the plot along and show some time passing, but this one and the next couple chapters deliver some seriously flirty vibes and drama (at least in my opinion) and the words just kept coming so I decided to seize the opportunity and post this ASAP.

I also found this chapter rather cathartic to write because I am still incorporating a lot of myself and my experiences into Rae and the story overall, so I really hope you enjoy reading this as much as I enjoyed writing it! This chapter is at about 2,994 words, which is right on track with my goal of making each mini-fic 3,000 words or less!

Wanna get caught up on the updates leading up to this one? Look no further!

Feel free to let me know if you would like to be added/removed from the tagged list and I’ll be happy to oblige! As always: each and every one of you that read my writing, like, reply, reblog, etc. are amazing people and inspire me to keep writing! :)

Just a Touch of Sweetness

Friday and Saturday sort of just blurred together, as Rae slowly began falling into the routine of Finn sitting with her and Izzie whenever they all worked together, but by Sunday afternoon when Rae walked into her apartment after a long day at work, she felt completely and utterly exhausted—both mentally and physically.

It was mid-November, which meant that the holidays were approaching and things at work were quickly becoming more hectic. To make matters worse, that also meant that there was less than a month left in this semester of Uni, which was making Rae feel relieved but incredibly overwhelmed simultaneously. It seemed as though all of her classes had suddenly announced the final projects and assignments that were swiftly approaching and the stress of everything was becoming too much for Rae to handle.

As much as Rae wanted to just turn on some music and relax in a desperate attempt to ease her worries about school, she knew that procrastination would only exacerbate the stress she was currently feeling with knowing that she had assignments due that evening in both of her online classes, as well as an upcoming exam in her Economics class that has been the bane of her existence this entire semester.

Groaning and sighing dramatically as she turned on her laptop and opened up Spotify, preparing herself to work on her assignments without stopping until she had finished everything that was due at midnight, Rae pressed play on her go-to playlist that she had made to match her mood this time of year, aptly titled “Falling…”, and began trudging her way through the list of assignments she needed to get done.

Hours had passed when Rae finally submitted the last assignment she needed to complete prior to midnight.

Thank fuck that is finally over with!

Rae was still feeling overwhelmed by everything she had coming up in her classes as she attempted to prioritize her upcoming assignments and she could feel her breath catch as the panic and feelings of self-doubt and fear of failing out of Uni this semester crept in. To an extent, Rae knew that she was taking on too much responsibility going to Uni full-time, working part-time, and becoming financially independent after moving away from her family to attend Uni. She had incredibly high expectations for herself and she could not even fathom letting herself down by falling behind in her classes or losing the academic scholarship that was the only reason why attending University was even a possibility for Rae.

Knowing that she had to calm down before she had a proper panic attack, Rae gripped the edge of the desk in her bedroom she was sitting at tightly and began counting quietly under her breath, attempting to regulate her breathing.

Just breathe, Rae…In 2-3-4-5-6-7-8, Out 2-3-4-5-6-7-8, In 2-3-4…Out 2-3-4….In…Out…

When her breathing was almost back to normal, her grip on the edge of her desk loosened and she flexed her fingers that had begun to cramp from how tightly they were clenched.

Despite calming down slightly, Rae knew that listening to music could only do so much to help her relax, so Rae turned to the next biggest comfort and sense of enjoyment in her life: food.

Rae has had a strange relationship with food for as long as she could remember. She had a tendency to overeat to the point of being sick to cope with stress and sadness as a child; however, as she grew older and her self-esteem plummeted as bullying “the fat girl” was a more common occurrence at college, Rae began to not eat in front of strangers. This continued until she also refused to eat in front of people that were not her family, until eventually she skipped meals entirely on a regular basis.

For years she struggled to find some semblance of balance because she knew the dangers she faced from both binging and skipping meals, that is until she found a way that she could love food without the temptation and regret she had previously associated it with.

When Rae was 16 years old she discovered that her casual interest in cooking was a true passion and she had quite a knack for it. As she continued cooking for her family and friends and experimenting with new foods and new recipes, Rae gained a new appreciation for food as a form of art and expression that did not lead to her hating herself afterwards. And so even now, nearly 4 years later, Rae would go on “stress baking” and “stress cooking” sprees to help clear her mind and get relieve stress.

Hmm…what shall I bake today…?

Rae walked into the small kitchen in her apartment and perused her cabinets trying to determine what she had the ingredients to make before grabbing her phone off of the counter to get a second opinion.

Rae: Hiya Izz, random question: Do you like cupcakes?

Rae set her phone back down on her kitchen counter and it buzzed almost immediately indicating that Izzie had already replied.

Izzie: OF COURSE I DO, RAE. All sweet things beckon to me! <3 <3 <3

Rae: Lol…In that case, I just might have a sweet surprise for you tomorrow before work! ;)

Rae returned her phone to its place on the kitchen counter, making a mental note to read Izzie’s response as soon as she had a spare moment after getting the cupcakes started.

Two hours later Rae was putting the finishing touches on the three dozen cupcakes she had made and examining them to determine if there was anything else she should add to them.

Hmm…chocolate cupcakes with a chocolate-hazelnut filling and a cream cheese buttercream…Well, you can never go wrong with a little more chocolate!

Rae proceeded to drizzle the top of each cupcake with the remainder of the chocolate she had incorporated into the filling she had made. She quickly cleaned up the last traces of her late night baking, licking the spoons used to mix the batter and taking pride in the perfect balance of sweetness and rich chocolate flavor she had achieved on this particular batch of cupcakes.

By the time she finished tidying up the kitchen a bit, it was just past 2am and Rae decided it best to get some sleep, fully aware that she had to go to work early the next morning.

***

Rae walked into work well over 15 minutes earlier than she typically arrived, especially on a Monday morning, and took a seat at one of the tables in the break room before retrieving her cellphone from the bottom of her purse to browse her social media accounts.

Uninterested in what she saw while scrolling through Instagram and Twitter, Rae set her phone to the side and began examining the small white box containing the cupcakes she had brought to work for a few of her coworkers until she head the door to the break room open.

“Whoa…Finn, you’re here really early today, aren’t ya?” Rae asked raising an eye brow as Finn walked toward the table she was sitting at with a massive grin.

“Good morning to you too, Mae,” Finn replied, feigning that he took offense to what she had said to him.

“Oh, don’t be that way Finn! It’s good to see you, I just didn’t anticipate you being here so early.”

Rae noticed that Finn stood in front of the table she was sitting at and was shifting awkwardly from one foot to another, biting the skin on his thumb subconsciously.

Why does Finn seem nervous? It’s just me after all, he’s got nothing to be nervous about.

“Finn, you know you can take a seat at the table with me is you want to, right?”

“Oh, yeah, sorry…” Finn pulled the chair nearest to Rae out from under the table before sitting down and giving her a small close-lipped smile to help hide some of the embarrassment he was feeling.

“I just didn’t know if you’d be okay with me sitting down at the table with ya or not…” He trailed off until he was barely mumbling and went right back to biting the skin around his thumb.

Rae and Finn sat in a comfortable silence for a few minutes until he lightly tapped the top of the square box she had sitting in the center of the table.

“What’s in the box, Rae?” he asked, clearly curious but resisting the urge to open the box and take a look for himself.

“This box, my dear Finnley,” she began but stopped to smirk at her use of the nickname she knew he secretly hated, opening the box to let both of them see its contents, “contains some of the Chocolate Hazelnut cupcakes that I baked last night and brought for some people here at work.”

“Ah, alright…wait, did you say you MADE these? They look like they’re professional quality! How’s that possible!?” Finn exclaimed, making no attempts to hide his surprise and how impressed he was that these cupcakes were homemade.

“Yeah, I like to cook and bake when I’m upset or stressed, and I’ve been pretty overwhelmed with Uni lately, so last night I did some stress baking. I still have a lot to learn about baking and decorating cakes, but thank you, I tried to make them look halfway decent at least.”

“‘Halfway decent’? Are you shitting me, Mae? These cupcakes are perfect looking! Why in the hell would you want to share these with other people? If I were you I’d just keep them all for myself…”

Rae tensed slightly, trying to determine the best way to respond to Finn without making him think that she was weird.

Careful what you say, Rae...one wrong thing and Finn will always see me as some crazy, fat blob.

“Uh, well I love to cook, but I don’t have much of an appetite for sweets. So whenever I bake a lot, like I did last night, I give most of what I make to people here at work.”

Finn nodded and continued examining the cupcakes that still sat in the white cardboard box while Rae tried to read Finn’s face and figure out what he thought of the explanation she had given.

“Hiya Rae! Morning Finn…you two are here quite early today!” Izzie mused excitedly as she pulled out the chair at the table across from Rae and Finn and sat down, nearly bouncing with her usual level of energy that seemed impossible this early on a Monday.

Both simply shrugged in response, which made Izzie laugh because she could almost swear they were the same person at times with how similar they are.

“Izzie! I have a surprise for you, love, as promised…” Rae opened the box containing the cupcakes, showing Izzie the sweet surprise she had brought for her today.

“Oh my god, Rae! These look amazing! And you made and decorated these yourself!?” Izzie removed a cupcake from the box to examine it further.

“I was just telling Rae the same thing when she showed me the cupcakes! It’s not just me that thinks you’re insanely talented, girl,” Finn replied, playfully poking Rae’s arm to further prove his point to her.

Rae stood up from the table, cheeks blushing a deep red color, and pushed the now vacant chair back under the table, thoroughly embarrassed by Izzie and Finn’s praise and acknowledgment of her baking skills.

“Well, I’m gonna head inside and get to work now. Are you planning to stay out here to eat a cupcake, Izz?”

“Yeah, as long as you don’t mind saving my seat for me, Rae…These look too good and I can’t wait much longer to give them a taste!”

Rae giggled and informed Izzie that she would save her a seat but Rae expected to get Izzie’s feedback on the cupcake as soon as she finished.

“Hey, wait up, girl!” Finn walked hurriedly towards where Rae stood holding open the break room door, allowing him to catch up to her.

Finn gave Rae a huge smile, making her chuckle, and walked beside her toward the seat to the right of Izzie and Rae that has become his regular spot to sit for almost a week. As they passed the radio in the corner of the room, Finn stopped to turn it to Rae’s favorite Alternative music station, which earned him an appreciative nod and genuine smile from Rae.

Just as Rae and Finn got logged into their computers and began getting settled in to answer customer questions, Izzie came bounding through the door, scanning her badge in the process, before rushing to take her seat on Rae’s left.

“Rae, holy shit that cupcake was amazing!”

“Izzie!” Rae exclaimed, laughing at the sound of Izzie cursing, which was a very rare phenomenon.

“I’m serious, Rae! I don’t know how you did it, but that cupcake from the filling to the decorations, to the cake itself were fantastic!”

“Well thank you Izz, I’m really happy to hear you enjoyed it!”

The three of them continued working, only occasionally stopping when Rae and Finn bickered about their opinions of the song currently playing on the radio or when Izzie brought up how delicious the cupcake had been and how tempted she was to take another one during her break that was coming up shortly.

Rae was quickly becoming accustomed to the new dynamic between her and Finn, especially considering that she had been prepared for the worst following the mixed messages she received from Finn last Monday. Sitting next to Finn this week and talking to him more at work than she has heard him speak in the month she had been working here has allowed Rae and Izzie to get to know Finn a little bit better and Rae could almost say she considered him one of her mates.

When Izzie sat back down at her desk after coming in from her break, she turned towards Rae hesitantly, avoiding eye contact.

“Rae…I hope you aren’t too mad at me, but after giving Rebecca the cupcake you saved for her, I ate another one of the cupcakes you brought while I was on break.”

“Don’t worry about it, Izz! I brought them specifically for my friends here at work and I have plenty more at my apartment if you want more. Just let me know!”

“Aw, thanks Rae, I’d really appreciate that!”

Izzie returned to responding to customers and Rae turned in her desk chair when she noticed that Finn was locking his computer.

“Are you about to go on break, Finn?”

“Yeah, why?”

“I just wanted to let you know that if you want a cupcake before Izz eats them all herself, you are more than welcome to take one. I felt like a real dickhead about teasing you with them and not even offering you one,” Rae replied, apologizing for her inadvertent rudeness and lack of manners by not offering Finn a cupcake as well this morning.

“Are you sure I can take one, Rae? You don’t have to give me one if ya don’t want to…”

“Of course I’m sure,” Rae interrupted, “I want to know if it lives up to your expectations or not!” Rae winked at Finn, causing him to gulp audibly and clear his throat before stuttering out his reply.

“Uh, wow…thanks, Rae! You just made my day! I know it’s gonna be amazing because that cupcake looked fucking amazing, but I’m going to give you really detailed feedback, okay? Because I really love critiquing stuff like this like they do in those cooking show competitions.”

“Hell yeah, I love those shows! Don’t spare my feelings either, I want to know what you really think of them.” Rae added, laughing at the childlike excitement Finn was emanating at the mere mention of the cupcakes.

“In that case, Mae, I will be sure to be EXTRA hard on you…err…your cupcakes, I mean…uhhh…I’m just gonna go now!” Finn hurried away, avoiding eye contact with Rae as he walked out the door in the direction of the break room.

Well…that certainly was an interesting choice of words, Finnley…

When Finn returned fifteen minutes later and sat back down in his seat, Rae was already turned in her desk chair facing Finn with her arm propped up beside his computer screen and her chin resting on her hand.

“So Finnley…what did you think?” She asked, biting her lower lip slightly as she braced herself for his feedback.

“Well Mae,” he began placing emphasis on his nickname for her that he knew got on her nerves, “I thought it was pretty fucking fantastic! I noticed that the cupcake itself was hardly sweet at all, it was mostly just the filling and frosting on top that added sweetness.”

“Thanks, Finn. I’ve always hated things that are too sweet so I always try to focus the sweetness on certain aspects of what I’m making. That way there is just a touch of sweetness and it isn’t overwhelmingly sweet…Was there anything else you would have wanted different about them?”

“Well, don’t get me wrong Rae, I really liked the cupcake,” he prefaced, trying to soften the blow of his critique to follow, “but I really would have like there to be more filling on the inside.”

“Oh, and why is that Finn? Was it not sweet enough for you as it was?” Rae asked quirking her eyebrow in anticipation for his answer.

“It was plenty sweet, but knowing that there was a filling in it, I was kind of hoping to get it all over my mouth and face while I was eating it…I like it a little dirty, you know?” Finn smirked and gave her a quick wink when he noticed Rae’s eyes widen at the double entendre in his statement.

Are you shitting me right now? Finn Nelson, you will be the death of me, I just know it...

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#mmfd fanfic #my mad fat diary fanfiction #Finn is very interested in Rae's goodies #in more than one way lol #I'm not even sorry #chapter 3 #my writing

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ktrxs · 5 years

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2.5.19 | GSD

My 80 hour work weekday 2.

So, the DREAM was 80 hours, but LMAO I was never gonna guise. It’s just a number to reach for.

If I did 80 hours in 6 days, it would be torture. That was 14 hours m-f and 10 hours on sat.

GUISE. You’re awake for 16 hours. That means you have exactly 2 hours to wake up, do hygiene things, eat, cook, clean, deal with your kids and husband, talk to friends and family, exercise and try to squeeze in reading time. In 2 hours.

Yo exercise alone takes up an hour.

So, you have 1 hour to do everything else.

Impossible. LMAO. Well I knew I wouldn’t do 14 hour days. It was something to strive for and reach for and to get my butt into gear with my business.

And I am so happy. I have accomplished things in the last two days that I’ve been needing to do for months.

This is so amazing! Like, right now, I’m like. okay I have two hours left, what can I do?

I’M RUNNING OUT OF THINGS TO DO.

Yesterday, I worked 10.5 hours. I revised a blog post and wrote a massive 4,000+ one that needs editing. I then got really far in my coursework and finished off the night doing yearly domain maintence that I’ve been putting off.

I also fixed DECODEING because that was down for who knows how long.

And then today I am currently on 10 hours and I’m going for 12 today. I haven’t exercised yet but will be doing that afterwards. I usually head to bed at 2am, so it’s fine.

I edited a big post that I wrote a month ago, and I finally learned how to make automation emails. And I set up a mini sales funnel. I have been wanting to piece this shit togeter for the longest time OMG.

I didn’t do any writing today. I started on another post but I just couldn’t I think my brain was worn down from that massive writing session yesterday. So, I gave it a break and worked on something else and I’m so glad that I did!

Things are finally moving. I just had to sit my ass done and work lol. I’m liking this work week

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surveysonfleek · 7 years

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100.

Why did you close the door the last time you closed one? just closed my bedroom door just coz. Stripes or polka dots? stripes. Do you care if people touch you when they’re talking to you? i don’t mind depending who it is. kinda takes me by surprise when it’s someone i don’t know well. What is your gender? female. Do you think that people think its obvious? yep.

How long did your first date last? hmmm we had dinner then literally chilled in a park and talked for a couple hours lol. so lame. Is your favorite color within 10 feet of you? yes. Highlight of your day? i had the day off work. that’s good enough for me lol. Would you rather be on a boat or a plane? plane. Can you tell when girls (or guys) have eyeliner on? yes. Can you cook? yes but i want to get better! How high is your ceiling? can’t be more than 3m. Whats the worst job you can think of? probably a construction worker working in really hot weather. or anything that requires you to be outside in extreme heat/cold. Do you swear a lot? more than i should. Does the last person you texted have an O in their name? nope. Is everything working in your house? yes. Would you rather have a pool or a trampoline? pool. Does pop give you energy? nah. TV show you love with a passion? the office!!! Do you think you learned anything from the worst night of your life? lol i didn’t learn anything from it. i actually went against what i should’ve done.

Perfect age to get married? whenever you’re ready.

Is it safe to say you own over 20 pairs of shoes? yeah. Name a career path that women are known for taking. modeling. Favorite type of cookie? white choc and macadamia from subway. A quality you look for in choosing a significant other? kindness. What would I find if I looked in your pocket? no pockets. What was your first word? mama. A musical instrument you wouldnt mind learning how to play? piano or guitar. Last time you went to 7-eleven? last week to fill up my tank. A fast food restaurant that you hate with a passion? there’s none that i really hate. probably red rooster. i never eat there. Does everyone in your family have a job? yes. Going anywhere this weekend? nope. Is your room ever clean? sometimes. rarely lol. What does it mean when youre being quiet? i’m tired, shy, lazy. Last person you had a face to face conversation with? mum. Wheres your phone? next to me. Do you know the difference between your and you’re? yes of course. How late did you stay up last night? maybe about 4am? i finished work at 2am. Anyone youre ready to kill? no. Do you need to get a tan? wouldn’t mind one but i don’t need one. What do you want? happiness and health. Favorite TV show as a kid? sesame street, arthur, the simpsons.

Whats a show that you absolutely refuse to watch? the walking dead, game of thrones etc. unpopular opinion i know lol. How many times have you been in love? once. Go camping or go to a party? like none lmao. party over camping though. Do you remember how old you were when you started swearing? hmmm around 12 i started saying ‘damn’ then i think it just got worse during high school. How many years older than you would you date someone? don’t wna put an age restriction on it but i can’t imagine dating anyone over 30. What was the last thing you pinky swore on? no idea. Would you consider yourself a nice person? yes. Are there a lot of mirrors in your house? here and there yeah. Has there ever been a serial killer in your house? nope.

Do you know anyone who looks like Adam Sandler? yes actually. True or false: Glee is annoying. didn’t watch it but the hype was annoying enough. Last thing you cooked? corn bread. Do you use slang often? yeah probably. Wear glasses? yes.

About how old was the last person that hit on you? i don’t remember. What color are your headphones? white. Would you make a good teacher? Why? i would if i had dedicated students. i’d love to make sure they succeed in their studies. Dont you hate those commercials that try too hard? lol i hate any commercials. Is the fan on? the heater. Any special reason why youre taking this survey? because i’m bored and just painted my nails so i’m waiting for them to dry. What does the last text message you sent say? i think i’m getting sick.

Your friend needs you to run to the store to get a pregnancy test. Do you? yeah. Do you log out on facebook when you leave the site? no unless it’s on the computers at work. What color are your underwear? white. How short are your nails? short. Do you like the opposite sex to be dominant or you the one in control? there’s a time for both. Favorite holiday? christmas. If I asked you to point to Ohio on a map of the US do you think you could? nope. i’m not american. Youre locked in a room with spiders. Do you have an issue? depends how many and depends if i can kill them all. Do you wear your most expensive item of clothing often? not anymore coz it broke. Do you eat a lot of food? haha more than i should.

Have your parents ever tried to control your relationship? nope. Have you ever had to give someone directions before? yes. Speaking of which, are you good at understanding driving directions? it’s super simple now since most gps just follow you. reading those thick road maps would’ve been more challenging. How many people do you text daily? maybe three. more or less. Do you play any instruments? Which instruments do you play? very basic shit on guitar. Is there anyone who you call by their last name? one person. What did you do on your last birthday? went interstate for a night then came back. Which of the Seven Deadly Sins do you commit the most? gluttony. Has anyone ever told you that you’re incapable of whispering? nope. What is your least favorite subject in school? geography. Have you ever been involved in a custody battle before? nope. Do you know a couple who constantly sucks on each other’s face? i did, this couple from work. they don’t work with me anymore lol. When was the last time you watched a YouTube video? today. Have you ever babysat a newborn baby before? nope.

When was the last time you held someone’s hand? maybe the other day. How many meals have you eaten today, so far? two. Do you think it’s stupid for people to call others “hot?” no. Do you personally think Wikipedia is a reliable source? it’s not 100% reliable but definitely useful to get some info and find resources. Have you ever shopped at Wet Seal before? Did you like it? never heard of it. Do you care about spending money if it’s someone else’s money? yes. What is your favorite Disney movie of all time? aladdin. When you were a child, did you ever want to become a wizard/witch? harry potter style, yes. Would you rather have hardwood floors or carpet? hmmm half and half. Who was the last person you yelled at? Why? my boyfriend. As a kid, did you ever go to camp? yeah school camp. it was fun. Have you ever made out in a movie theater before? nope. Are you currently trying to learn to play any instrument? no. When was the last time you went somewhere you thought was haunted? i haven’t. Who was the last person to compliment you? claudia. How old were you when you got to go on your first date? maybe 16. Would you call your parents over-protective or under-protective? they were over protective when i was a teen but got over it pretty quickly. Did your parents ever let you play in the pits of those multicolored balls? ye. Have any of your siblings ever had a crush on your significant other? no haha. Are you the jealous type? not anymore. When was the last time you felt like you were high on life? idk. Do you know someone who cares about themselves more than their child? no. Do you still watch cartoons on television? nah. What do you usually order at Taco Bell, if you go there? idk if i’ve ever had taco bell. Is there anyone currently annoying you? yes. Do you have freckles? no. How many dogs do you have, if any at all? one. Have you ever witnessed someone being beaten up? from afar. Do you think biting is weird or sexy? both depending how hard. Would you rather be called hot or beautiful? beautiful. who would rather be hot? Have you ever had a pet turtle before? nope. Do you still sleep with your parents when you’re scared sometimes? no. Have you ever met someone with two different color eyes? nope. Have you ever felt like someone was following you? only when i’m driving.

What color shirt are you wearing at the moment? white. Do you enjoy going school shopping? i did when i was in school. Do you think Pug dogs are adorable or just plain ugly? they’re pretty cute. i’d just never get one. Have you ever met someone who completely resembled their pet? no. What was the worst substance you’ve spilled on yourself before? idk. ketchup. Have you ever made out with more than one person in one night? no. Do you think there is a soulmate out there for everyone? maybe. i have no idea.

Do you like short or long surveys the best? in the middle. i hate those really long ones that aren’t anything exciting. Have you ever bought fake money and tried to make it pass for real? no. Are your siblings nice the majority of the time? yes. Do you freak out when a thunderstorm comes along? no. unless i’m driving. i hate driving in the rain. How often do you shower? everyday. Have you ever had to sell something for a school fundraiser? hmmm i guess. How many sodas do you usually drink in one day? none. Have you ever met someone who was completely weird all-around? yes. Do you ever watch any soap operas? as a kid yeah. Have you ever met someone who was mean to everyone? yes. Do you usually have a low tolerance for pain or high tolerance? it depends. anything above my neck i have a low tolerance for. Would you rather eat or sleep? man i’m not sure lol. eat if the food is good i guess. Are you one of those die hard Twilight or Harry Potter fans? nah. i do love hp though.

Do your parents ever force you to talk to your grandparents? i don’t have any grandparents left. Do you think long surveys are boring or entertaining? it depends on the questions. Have you ever learned that someone had lied to you all along? yes. Have you ever wanted to be a lawyer? no. Have you ever had to bail someone out of jail before? no. Is there anyone in your immediate family who was adopted? no. Do you know anyone who doesn’t have any common sense? yes. my boyfriend. When was the last time you bought something? today. Do you think you look anything like your parents? sorta. What are your plans for this weekend? idk yettttt. What color is your significant other’s hair? dark brown. Have you ever applied for a job at Walmart before? no. Would you ever become a foster parent? idk yet, not at that stage in my life where i’ve thought about it. Are you ashamed of anyone in your family? nah. Would rather talk to someone on a landline or a cell phone? cell. Has anyone ever given you a psychiatric assessment? no. What is your favorite amusement park? disneyworld. Did you ever have braces? no. What is cuter: kisses on the forehead of the cheek? i like both. Do you believe in evolution or creation? haha i have no idea. Would you rather take a bath or a shower? Why or why not? shower. Does it bother you when people touch your personal items? without asking, yes. When was the last time you did something sexual? a couple days ago. Do you collect anything? What? perfumes. Are you better at hand-drawing things or painting? hand drawing. but i can’t draw anyway lol. Have either of your parents ever called you a failure before? no. Have you ever suspected someone of cheating on you? no. When you get married, will you convert your last name? idk. i hate my boyfriend’s last name lol. Are your parents divorced, married or separated? separated. Has someone ever left a relationship with you for someone else? no. What’s the most painful thing you’ve ever experienced? just everything that happened from the end of 2008 and start of 2009. rough. When was the last time you went shoe shopping? online about two weeks ago. Are you a part of any clubs at your school, if you still go to school? not in school. Do you know someone who wears a wig? nope. What is your best friend’s last name? dwayne. When was the last time you cried? For what reason? today out of frustration. What is your favorite shop to go to at the mall? there’s a couple. What time do you usually go to bed on the weekends? depends on what i’m doing. Have you ever considered suicide? no. Have you ever been raped before? no. Would you ever consider becoming a marine biologist? no. Did you carry a lunchbox as a child? yes. What is your favorite ‘sweet’ to eat? donuts. Are you someone who usually eats when you’re bored? nah. Have you ever eaten your way through a breakup? no. Who was the last person you texted? my dad. Do you usually buy popcorn when you eat at the movie theater? nah. unless i haven’t eaten before hand. Did you sleep alone or with someone last night? alone. What kind of dressing do you eat on your salad, if any? balsamic. Are you someone who constantly likes to wear hats? nah. Have you ever seen a Lifetime movie that relates to your life? no. What is your Myspace URL? i honestly forgot. Are you someone who likes to wear dresses more than pants? i own more dresses than pants, that’s for sure. Have you ever dated someone who was way overprotective of you? no. What was the last thing you touched besides your keyboard? phone. When was the last time you witnessed a fist fight? years ago. Do you know anyone who lives in the state of California? yes.

Are you waiting for a text right now? no. Is it your summer vacation right now? nah. Do you like traveling? love it. What color are the walls of the room you’re in right now? turquoise and then a couple shades lighter. Do you still make mix cds? no. playlists instead. Are you eating or drinking anything right now? no.

Do you go to church regularly? no. Who’s your best friend? my boyfriend. Are you determined? not really. wish i had more motivation.

Are you always looking for/in a relationship, or do you like being single? i’ve been in the same relationship for nearly eight years. Ever had your heart broken? no. Even broken someone else’s heart? no. Are you confident? nope. When’s the last time you smiled? today. Are you tan? yes.

Any big plans for today/tonight? nope. not anymore. What’s the background on your computer? it just switches between nice shots of cities from all over the world. Do you have days where you just want to listen to sad songs? i guess. Don’t you hate when your plans fall through? yes. Ever maxed out a credit card? yup. How old are you? 25. Who’s the last person you kissed? my boyfriend. Are you hoping they will also be the next person you kiss? yes. Do you ever actually go on dates? not really. we’ll always go out and have dinner but they don’t feel like dates anymore.

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SPENCORAH

send me a ship: ultimate edition

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? i feel like it’s norah, she can get shouty really fast but then so does spencer once norah gets shouty and it’s just a cycleWho threatens to leave but never actually does? n or a h, it’s all talkWho actually keeps their word and leaves? spencerWho trashes the house? norah omgDo either of them get physical? definitely not in a way that implies they actually want to hurt each other, it’s more of pushing one another against the nearest wall and yeahHow often do they argue/disagree? hmm disagree, pretty often, but actual arguments are rareWho is the first to apologise? norah tbh

Sex:

Who is on top? o god umm i wanna say norah tops more often but they both do itWho is on the bottom? see above Who has the strangest desires? spencer has more unexpected desires, but norah has more outlandish onesAny kinks? plentyWho’s dominant in bed? it depends on a number of factors, but most of the time i’d say norahIs head ever in the equation? yupIf so, who is better at performing it? they both devour each other like it’s the last thing they’ll ever do on earth so i’d say they’re equally matchedEver had sex in public? probablyWho moans the most? norah’s probably more verbally expressive Who leaves the most marks? spencerWho screams the loudest? norahWho is the more experienced of the two? norah, she’s been around lolDo they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? both, but they fuck more often than not, i thinkRough or soft? roughHow long do they usually last? it depends, if they have business to attend to then not very but if not i’m sure they could go all nightIs protection used? they need knee and elbow pads, helmets tooDoes it ever get boring? n o p e Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? hm... somewhere they definitely weren’t supposed to, like the room where all the important meetings are held but as far as strange they probably haven’t done it anywhere super weird

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? they haven’t talked about it omg but norah definitely doesIf so, how many children do your muses want/have? see aboveWho is the favorite parent? it’d likely be norahWho is the authoritative parent? def spencerWho is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? norahWho lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? n o r a h Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? spencer would probably be a super mom and show hella support and norah would show up in full face paint with the school colors and a t-shirt with their kids faces on themWho goes to parent teacher interviews? spencer for sure, but norah tags along n kinda zones out lolWho changes the diapers? spencer makes sure they have an equal share of this lolWho gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? norah, she probably called dibs on the night shift, figuring that babies sleep a lot but boy was she wrongWho spends the most time with the children? hmm they both do a good job of spending equal time with themWho packs their lunch boxes? they both do this, but what they put in them variesWho gives their children ‘the talk’? norah likely brought something up on accident and their kids were like “...what’s that?”Who cleans up after the kids? spencer :-/ norah would probably walk by it a couple times before noticing a messWho worries the most? definitely spencerWho are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? n o r a h

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle? norah, she’s cuddly afWho is the little spoon? hmm i feel like spencer is but sometimes norah wants to be the little spoonWho gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? norah omgWho struggles to keep their hands to themself? norah lolHow long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? pls norah probably holds on to spencer until spencer has to physically pry her off Who gives the most kisses? norahWhat is their favourite non-sexual activity? Where is their favourite place to cuddle? in bed or on the couch, it happens more on the couch though Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? norah to spencer lolHow often do they get time to themselves? i feel like they get ample alone time, they both need the time to recharge

Sleeping:

Who snores? norah does just a lil bitIf both do, who snores the loudest? norah lolDo they share a bed or sleep separately? share a bed most timesIf they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? it differs, if it’s too hot to cozy up they’ll sleep apart but they still touch subtly Who talks in their sleep? i feel like this is a spencer thingWhat do they wear to bed? a big t-shirt and underwear is probably a favorite for both of them, sometimes they forgo the shirt Are either of your muses insomniacs? spencer likely has a harder time falling asleep and staying asleep than norah doesCan sleeping pills be found by the bedside? yes, but their use is sporadic and not regular Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? both, depends on their respective moodsWho wakes up with bed hair? both, but norah more so bc she moves a bit in her sleepWho wakes up first? spencer Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? they both do this, norah does it whenever she wakes up before spencerWhat is their favourite sleeping position? spooning or just lying together intertwined Who hogs the sheets? norah lolDo they set an alarm each night? it depends if they have something to do the following morning, if so spencer sets the alarm and wakes norah Can a television be found in their bedroom? yes, but it doesn’t usually get much use since i can’t see either of them being big tv people Who has nightmares? spencer :/Who has ridiculous dreams? norah Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? norah, but spencer moves her so that they have equal space Who makes the bed? spencer, norah doesn’t believe in making the bed bc they’re just going to end up in it againWhat time is bed time? midnight - 2am, sometime between then Any routines/rituals before bed? the typical brush teeth, shower, allat Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? spencer, norah’s a morning person sometimes but spencer needs her coffee man

Work:

Who is the busiest? spencer probs Who rakes in the highest income? it’d be spencer, norah’d learn a trade of some kind instead of going to schoolAre any of your muses unemployed? nahWho takes the most sick days? norah lolWho is more likely to turn up late to work? norah afWho sucks up to their boss? norah, if she wasn’t so charming she’d be unemployed What are their jobs? in a human verse or normal au spencer would have some cool professional job that norah thinks is badass even if it isn’t the most exciting thing in the world, and norah would learn a couple things, go to trade school and pick up skills that she thinks are useful and do whatever odd jobs she findsWho stresses the most? spencer Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? i don’t think either does, but as long as it pays the rent n puts food on the table they’re willing to work together Are your muses financially stable? ya

Home:

Who does the washing? they both do, but spencer has more of a system whereas norah just multitasks and half-does a ton of thingsWho takes out the trash? norah Who does the ironing? they both doWho does the cooking? they both cook together, help each other outWho is more likely to burn the house down just trying? neither, they’re both decent cooksWho is messier? norah lolWho leaves the toilet roll empty? ugh norah u slobWho leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? norah, she just strips anywhere in the house and chillsWho forgets to flush the toilet? neither, they’re good lolWho is the prankster around the house? norah, though spencer does a good job at getting her back and her pranks are more elaborate than norah’sWho loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? norah Who mows the lawn? neither, they’d get someone else to do it but norah might take it as a chance to be shirtless in the front yardWho answers the telephone? both, whoever’s closest to itWho does the vacuuming? spencer and norah both do, but spencer does it moreWho does the groceries? bothWho takes the longest to shower? spencer probsWho spends the most time in the bathroom? neither take an unusual amount of time haha

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem? nahHow many cars do they own? not sure tbhDo they own their home or do they rent? no clue lolDo they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? not too far from the coast, not too deep in the countryside Do they live in the city or in the country? country probably Do they enjoy their surroundings? they’re both pretty comfortable in their surroundingsWhat’s their song? i don’t think a song has been discussed omg What do they do when they’re away from each other? hm, norah probably plays guitar and hangs out with other people from their packs, spencer reads and writes a bit or tries to keep herself occupied with some responsibilityHow did they first meet? they were formally introduced to each other by their parents, but they had an idea of who the other was through word of mouth / rumors Who spends the most money when out shopping? norah buys shit she doesn’t need and ends up spending dumb amounts of moneyWho’s more likely to flash their assets? to each other?? they both do Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? they both do, but spencer’s more lowkey about it whereas norah will bust out in a fit of giggles before asking if spencer’s alrightWho’s terrified of bugs? neither, spencer’s too rational to fear them and norah’s too ‘badass’ to Who kills the spiders around the house? they both doTheir favourite place? anywhere where they can be away from their responsibilities and what they have to do and who they have to be in front of other peopleWho pays the bills? spencer remembers when they’re due more than norah does so lolDo they have any fears for their future? the clan marriage backfiring and having things go worse, being miserable and stuck with each other Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? norah, wants to make her wife swoon and assure her that being married to her won’t be terribleWho uses up all of the hot water? ugh norah Who’s the tallest? spencer :’) Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? norah, she says “they’re saving water” that wayWho wanders around in their underwear? they both do, but norah probably does it more just to drive spencer crazy :-)Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? norah What do they tease each other about? norah teases spencer about being high strung and spencer makes fun of norah for getting into ridiculous situations that could have 100% been avoidedWho is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? i think they like each other’s personal style tbhDo they have mutual friends? yes, but their group of friends probably don’t get on very well Who crushed first? norah crushed on spencer from afar Any alcohol or substance related problems? hmmm nopeWho is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? norah againWho swears the most? norah lol

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the ballad of my daddy non-issues

or: Parents are like, whatever, right?

My mother and father met because they grew up in the same small suburb in the boston northshore. After a brief marriage at age 20 (lol what) that ended in divorce, my mom spent her twenties working a few different jobs, going snowmobiling and camping on weekends with my dad and their squad, and taking care of her ailing parents. I understand that my dad, ya boi, FB, was a pretty cool person when he was my age. They had one of those gross intra-squad relationships and knocked my mom up when she was 29. By the end of my fetushood, my parents had already basically split up. They fought constantly, because my father was a control freak and also the type of person who would threaten to crash the car he was driving with his pregnant girlfriend when they argued. I, my mom, and later my little brother scraped by in a small duplex in the town my parents grew up in. When FB wasn't off dirtbiking in the woods and ignoring my mom's calls, my brother and I spent Wednesday evenings and every other weekend with him. I remember these visits happily. Where my mom could be described as a hands-on parent (that's poor for "took no shit"), time at dad's was essentially the wild west. While he slept until noon and woke up hungover, i could play Sonic the Hedgehog uninterrupted for 6 whole hours! He'd make blueberry pancakes at 1:30pm. Then he'd go work ineffectively on one of the many broken down Chevys in his driveway while I ran wild and unsupervised in the woods near our house all afternoon, chasing squirrels and probably contracting Lyme disease. He'd order pizza for dinner every night because at 38, the only things this man knew how to cook were pancakes and oven quesadillas. I was living the life. It was the fucking best. Unbeknownst to me, my parents were gradually getting back together while I was busy enjoying having two bedrooms in which to keep two separate Webkinz collections. One afternoon when I was nine, my mom told me that we were moving in with FB. I later learned the reaction she was expecting was that movie childhood joy: I was supposed to jump up and down, delighted that "we're gonna be a real family!" while drawing a picture in crayon of all of us underneath a smiling sun. I was smarter than that, and also too much of a selfish little shit.I had never known a life where my parents lived together, and I had borne witness to enough screaming arguments to know that there was good goddamn reason for that. Why would I want to give up two Christmases? I had the best of both worlds. My mom was the responsible one who made sure my homework got done and my shots were up to date; my dad let me play video games until 2am and carve fallen branches into shanks in the woods. The delicate balance of my life was going to conflate into miserable chaos. Now older and slightly less of a cynical asshole, I can see how this must have felt to my mom. She wanted her children to have two parents that got along, and she was lonely as hell. Despite everything, she loved my dad. So when he showed up at her doorstep with flowers and a cleaned up act - and a foreclosure notice on his house that he bought in 2007 like an idiot, who gave this man a mortgage? - how could she say no? The last thing she needed was this brat raining on her parade. There's not much I can say about what happened next except I CALLED IT. My mom caught FB in their bed with a (ex)friend of theirs THE DAY WE MOVED IN. Somehow, that was not a dealbreaker. But it didn't get any better. They fought constantly, and my dad had few qualms about getting physical. FB is not good at many things, and money management is certainly not among them. He racked up credit card debt and wanted my mom to bail him out. It broke my heart to watch my mom be disappointed again and again. At this point, I hated his stupid guts. He and I had an extremely strained relationship; the only reason we didn't outright fight more is my mom would kick my ass if we did, which just made me angrier. By age 11 I was a sullen nightmare of a kid. Coincidentally, I was 11 when mom and FB had the fight that would become The Final Fight (cue the WWE Smackdown theme). If you're interested, the fight was over how my mom filed her taxes against my dad's wishes. Apparently this was an unforgivable offense. My mom drove us kids home one February afternoon to find the locks changed and the driveway empty. We were stranded. Thanks, dad. As torn up as I was about having a total fuckup as my dad, it was on my mom's behalf I wanted to hunt FB down and kill him. But as the years passed, the rage and the hurt faded. We were totally fucked at first, because FB had tanked my mom's credit and school bus driving doesn't really pay 2-bedroom rent money in NoSho. But my mom made it work. We survived. "Daddy issues" is one of the most cliche of cliches. The meme of girls with daddy issues becoming strippers and porn stars is inescapable. Men with daddy issues are always more heroic and and up becoming Batman or something, which I would argue is indicative of far worse problems. And listen, I get it. I love male validation as much as the next clown. I have gotten naked in some very questionable situations! Paternal trauma probably gave me psychological issues! But here's the thing - I have never met a single goddamn person who doesn't a) have a complicated relationship with their dad and b) live for that sweet, salty male validation (gross). Yes, even those straight lacrosse bros with rich daddies - you think they don't kiss the ground their dads walk on while secretly harboring subconscious resentment stemming from all the micro-rejections they've felt when dad went to a work meeting instead of their childhood baseball game? And then those bros don't seek constant validation from their fellow bros to fill the gaping hole in their emotional psyche? Holy shit, I should be a psychiatrist for the wealthy. Then I could pay for my own psychiatrist. What a dream. I have always known my dad was a trash human. I do and always have tried to look that raw sewage in the eye and make the best of it. People are trash in general, but men are a special brand of trash. I have learned to be grateful for the lack of additional paternal trash I have to deal with in my adult life, which is already mostly garbage. FB has kept on living his weird life, occasionally getting addicted to drugs and shacking up with a few new naive girlfriends. Meanwhile I can focus my energy on getting over the past father garbage, without having to be on the lookout for too much new and exciting garbage. At least until FB shows up looking for money. Which should be any day now. Thanks, dad!

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