i get why my doc couldn't make my boobs any smaller but now that it's been two years i'm like hm these could be smaller
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Godddddd ok I can figure that for that episode commentary I just watched to be entertaining, he was talking a lot more than he usually would be (.. probably), but dear goddddd watching movies with Mojo would be a TEST OF OUR RELATIONSHIP, cuz I have to be honest one of my biggest pet peeves is watching a movie with someone and them talking over it an excessive amount, especially if they talk over when important stuff or scenes I really like are happening, so if thats the way he watches films then that is literally my WORST NIGHTMARE IN A FILM-WATCHING PARTNER HRNSHXBF OH GOD
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Sometimes I get a bit ticked about the whole "invisible Canada" thing, but I went to a visiting scholar lecture about the Battle of the North Atlantic in WW2 from a British academic this morning, and he verbatim said: "Canada isn't involved enough it makes a difference." And the friend I went with pats my shoulder like, "I'm sure you guys did everything that you could do."
If that isn't the most concise summation of general opinions of Atlantic history I've ever seen, I'll never see a better one.
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sometimes all the options available to you are stupid and you just have to decide which one is gonna be the least stupid in the long run or will be quickest remedy
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Could I PLEASE catch a fuckin break for once? I tried to go get caught up on work tonight and instead my stupid fibro decided my chest, shoulders, arms, hands, and blasted right leg needed to feel a little extra pain tonight. And by extra pain I mean going from maybe a 3 to a 7 or 8 in a matter of a half hour. Can't even hold my fuckin tablet pen and draw a straight line due to the tremors. And cramping. And I can't miss work tomorrow night because I'm broke AF and need the hours. But also we're holding a star party which means I'll be standing around outside for 5hrs and if I'm in this much pain still tomorrow I'm not sure how I'm gonna handle 150+ people.
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guess which most-special-ist girl has a connective tissue disorder and has to wear an arm sling bc she keeps partially dislocating her shoulder? 😌
th-sigh. this one. gods fucking dammit stop making me move heavy shit i will fall apart like a paper-mache doll
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sometimes i see other people breasting boobily and i just wanna be like “respectfully, does your back also hurt and where’d you get that bra, that looks like a nice bra for keeping everything contained” but i don’t because i feel like there’s no way to phrase it that doesn’t sound fucking weird.
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