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maliceofminds · 7 months

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watch out corporate got me guys

#I’ve got a work phone #and a work laptop #and an office job #and people calling me ms #very tall child of me very vast and mature very I need money to sustain myself even if I actually want to frolick through the grass and bask #in the sunlight #and feel love and friendship and the infinity of the universe #sorry anyway I got sidetracked #did you hear I have a work phone?

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mspaint-flower · 2 months

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wgat about ,, , ,hyperdontia flowr/tooth hurty.......

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#vflower #v4 flower #v4flower #vocaloid #vocaloid flower #ghost and pals #hyperdontia #tooth hurty #my art #ms paint #funnily enough i chose to do this because one of my wisdom teeth are coming out again #and by again i mean the fact that i had to take one out last year and i might have to take this one out too if it hurts #people call me tooth hurty because i had way too many teeth operations 😭😭#also i still have the removed tooth on my desk #anyways

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yashley · 1 year

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"Auggie, how do you get stitched up and refreshed?" "I am going to go over to Arlo’s house."

#critical role #candela obscura #ygifs #arlo x auggie #no but they literally are insane for this .....................#arlo: i'm even less able to talk to people now.. | also arlo: auggie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#he literally could've asked her out and she wouldve said yes right there she literally said of course auggie and after we're going on a date #suit shopping montage of auggie just mumbling how the dagnabbit and arlo straightening his collar for him and he's not BLUSHING #ep3 starts and arlo's like no we've literally been dating for months now and auggie still has no idea he keeps calling me ma'am #charlotte's like so I hear you're in a relationship with ms. black and auggie is like you mean the pact?? ? and she stares at the camera #arlo gets this little lapel pin for his new suit and howard takes 1 look at it like.. so.. auggie.. and auggie's like don't I look spiffy!#if his suit ends up being purple I'm eating a bar of soap #everytime arlo unnecessarily uses auggie's name a little synapse in my head zaps

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beebfreeb · 2 months

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What THE BRUSH U USE IM DYINGGG TI KNOW MEOWWWW

What brush do I use? What brush do I use?

Me? Me??? My brush? The artist who draws exclusively teeny tiny drawings with visible pixels at small resolutions?

#I have been asked this question in the past and it always makes me feel like I'm losing my mind.#I would ask if you've never opened up MS Paint before but I remembered that's a very real possibility #So many people don't have computers and still do digital art and that is not a world I am familiar with...#IDK. MS Paint pencil tool smallest size. 1 pixel wide binary brush. Sometimes called dot brush in certain programs.#Ohh the march of time.#I suppose the texture of pixel brushes would look interesting if you learned to draw on a phone or tablet #It's really strange to think of the association with low quailty art as fading away...#Most people who use MS Paint (or emulate that look) do it on purpose now

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gomosmorodina · 7 months

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i have no time or energy but i wanted to draw max so much

#he looks like the type to smoke #or maybe every character that i like has to smoke because i like to draw smoking people #just a little melancholic #thinking about things #me #looking forward to consistent drawing and posting again ughhhh #breaking bad #better call saul #bcs #brba #illustration #my art #ms paint #max arciniega #sketch

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ef-1 · 8 months

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girlhood

#i have to fly out to capetown to see mother and im literally debating if i could land in the morning and leave at night on the same day #like. anything longer than that is going to ruin my year.#when she called and did her “katherine. you have to be here on the 10th” i literally sobbed in my bed for the rest of the day 😍😍😍#not dyeing my hair black for a year and its getting lighter and lighter everyday and i look like her again #and my therapist telling me “you need to do things for yourself.” but like can i? sorry that woman traumatised me and i actually cant :)#like everything i do is informed by her #I'm going to go and just like everytime the only way to keep my sanity is to mirror her. talk and sit and speak and read and eat like her #and its such a terrifying experience bc i remember that im capable of emulating her viciousness and maybe i am my mother's daugher 🤢🤢🤢#and im going to come back and its going to take fucking months for me to feel like myself again #“oh you look so beautiful just like your mother” i hope you DIE lol !!! the fact that my conception of beauty was shaped by her #growing up with this cruel beautiful detached woman and realising that at the intersection of beauty and wickness is a lifetime of pain #and still being so desperate for her approval- for any metaphysical proximity to her that i felt elated when #people would tell me i look like her. that it meant i was also beautiful like her and maybe she'll love me a little for it #but now i know for a fact that i do look like her and it makes saliva swell under my tongue - that moment right before you throw up-#when people mention it 😍#last time i was in capetown my optic neuritis flared up (and i know for a fact it was that it was ms-stress related from having to see her)#and i thought i hid it so well even though i had near constant headaches & lethargy until she said “katherine give me the red notebook”#and i knew that she knew all along. it was so acutely humiliating standing there and knowing she knows i cant see which one is the red one #and she tilted her head and said “whats the matter? do you not know what red looks like?”#im never going to have kids. my mother and i read eachother so well it can only mean im never too far removed from becoming her #lol!!!!!!!!!

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deus-ex-mona · 2 months

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my five surviving braincells when something remotely good happens:

#in other news… wORK IS OVER PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#man. i’m s o tired. i can’t believe i survived almost 2 whole years at this job…#huh. come to think of it… i started tling idol sengen before i even got this job lol. and i’m only 3/5 of the way through it…#can’t believe the idol sengen grind->hiatus->grind(?) outlives my time at [withheld] company…#i did end up spending a cool 20 mins cleaning out my work locker though. i found so many treasures i didn’t even know i had in there #like. there was an unopened 3-pack of wet tissues a n d an unopened box of pens that i don’t recall buying #and ofc the 3 random sponges i ‘liberated’ from the lab. don’t tell my boss lmao #w a i t now that i think about it i should’ve taken at least 1 vial of (allegedly) carcinogenic sand for the memories. dammit.#oh well. what’s done is done i suppose. i did receive way more chocolate than i could ever eat though…#y. yeah. i guess i’ll miss my coworkers (a little). they were fun to annoy every day. except for the new guy bc i don’t like him at all lol #i have never met someone who lacked as much common sense as he. i think he’s gonna get canned before he’s able to resign on his own terms #dude could be spoonfed through every single step of the testing process and *still* mess up somewhere smh #but no. this isn’t about him. even though he is the final straw that led to my decision to resign #hm. looking back on it now. i think i was pretty good at my job for the most part when it came to the things i could do #or maybe i was too good at it. like. to the point where even more experienced analysts were coming to me in search of help #prolly gonna miss being one of the very best (out of like a grand total of 10 people at the lab) at doing ftir-related tests #ehehehehehehe i wonder if that workstation will continue to stay as organised as it is now that i’m gone #a n d i wonder what my coworkers will do now that they can’t ask me for ms excel help for the smallest of things lol #sometimes i just wanna tell them to g o g o o g l e i t ! ! ! when they call me over for it. but alas.#can’t believe these guys know how to use c h a t g p t and not ms excel (despite having it on their resume) smh #omg wow this got long and incoherent sorry guys i think i need some sleep lol. idol sengen next week..#…maybe…? no promises though!!!!!

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missus-paint · 10 months

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Something Familiar

#homestuck #ms. paint #jade harley #ruby harlonde #Ms paint is so important to me sniffle. i think people #Forget about her and jade i mean it’s easy to but i hold that panel where she’s standing next to jade on the bridge close to my heart #I love making up parallels that aren’t there #as in i don’t think they did the Ruby and paint school thing intentionally.#it’s a one-off spoof gag :yeaj:#paint got a little bigger in the second drawing pretend she didn’t </3 #other notes uuuh paint is wearing a longer skirt #a homage to the pre proto and proto queen outfit #and it’s not a school for uuub what was it called I forgot(but it wouldn’t Be called that) but it’s just a community center she’s fixing up #hence her murals #Sorry thinks about hs^2 too hard #enough of that #i mean i don’t know if i can make it clear i Don’t like it(hs2/epilogues)#this was inspired by talk about it(ms paint school thing) i think it was a little ago i’ll try to find it #my art

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cursed-and-haunted · 3 months

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I may use she/they pronouns but I do prefer to use more masculine words to describe myself like boy, sir, king etc

#I've seen people call me Ms./Mx. Cursed which is fine but Mr. Cursed is better #just fyi #mine

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codecicle · 10 months

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should i do something for 200 followers or just sorta let it happen. this is wild its weird that I'm being perceived

#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#im at 193 rn where did you people come from <3 anyway #idk what i should do but i wanna do SOMETHING #maybe ill finally drop a proper fanfic instead of rambles #or maybe ill just draw something in ms paint and call it a day o7

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lucyvaleheart · 9 months

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#sigh. another vent post....#almost getting tired of making these but. I'm just.... I just don't really have much else I can do without botherin people #uh pretty big trigger warning for this one BTW #don't read on if you're low on spoons and whatnot. genuinely it's fine and I will be fine I always am #but like. yknow. when shit sucks it fucking sucks #anyway. uh. I just can't stand the idea that I might be bothering someone #so at least this way my stupid cries for help have a possibility of getting me some without making any specific #person feel obligated. yknow? maybe you see the post maybe you don't #Maybe you don't read all the way maybe you do. either way you can choose if you have the spoons to reach out #without feeling guilty either way. I hope.#.......i kind of want to fucking kill myself again #.....it used to be a much rarer thought. and I used to be much less struck by intense loneliness and longing like this #but I just feel so fucking needy. so desperate for attention and love and it hurts so much if I don't get it #and like. it's realistically nobody's fault but my own yknow... i need to ask for it more. i know that. i just suck at it #and then I can't ask. so I don't get attention. and in turn I feel neglected. secondary. like I'm not anyone's primary focus #and it just fucking hurts so much and it's just my own damn fault and I don't know how to fix it.#......i do. I need therapy I need meds or something. that's the answer here really #picked out a psychiatrist. need to call and make an appointment. but adhd and executive function and anxiety (that last one I need meds for)#mean it's very hard to both remember and then actually perform the task of calling the fucjing Dr #......believe me I'm trying.....like fuck I'm trying so hard.... and I started bawling having seen sparkles and ms robot girl reblog that #post from me about letting prev know you're proud of them. bawled when quinn called me cutie last night. bawled when #ginny said they wished they were here.... fuck me I do too I want to be the focus of someone's attention so so so so badly #fuck #...............it's redundant to say at this point a second time but. goddess above its a little scary how much I wanna kill myself #........sigh #....anyway. please do not feel obligated to respond to this in any way. do what you got the spoons for.#thank you for even reading all of this shit if you've gotten this far. i love you deeply and with all my heart. I'll be fine I promise #won't act on it no matter how strong the feeling is. just.....hurts in the meantime. but I'll be ok. I promise #................fuck. im going back to bed

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paranormeow7 · 5 days

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phenomenon I see on here a lot. if any tumblr users come in and reply to this with “WOW THIS IS SO ME LOL” you are proving my point

#actual sugar post #yeah it’s like. Maybe you shouldn’t be replying with “haha I do that” on a post talking about ignorant behavior #maybe you shouldn’t reply with “but it’s just too aggressive for me” on a post talking about how disrespected rap is #maybe you shouldn’t reply with “my male blorbo is a woman to me” on a post about appreciating female characters #maybe you shouldn’t reply with “but I’d love to be called soft and huggable!!“ on a post about infantilizing fat people #maybe you shouldn’t be replying with “YEAH I LOVE HOT TALL DOMMY EGIRL MOMMIES“ on a post about respecting trans women #maybe you shouldn’t be replying with “I actually still get McDonald’s bc it’s my favorite food” on a post about boycotting #all very real examples #ms paint #comics #ms paint doodles #doodle #comic strip #Microsoft paint #white liberals #fuck fandom #misogny #racism #apathy #fandom misogyny #fandom racism #misoginy #fuck tumblr

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theghostofashton · 24 days

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people generally sign off emails with the name they want you to use. if you instead choose to use a different one you fucking suck lol

#i am signing off with my first name why are you still calling me my last name #and not even miss __ or ms. ___ just my last name #like hello?????#this is what i mean when i say people do not care lmao #truly done w this whole 'give people grace they're trying!!' they are not. and i am so sick of it.#delete later #sorry for the rant this was such a shitty week lol

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criiitter · 2 years

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mini comic that i made in ms paint a while back. still means a lot to me

#art #artists on tumblr #comic #my comic #my art #anthro #digital art #ms paint #drawn with a mouse #like a boss #this spawned an obsession with drawing star shapes like all the time on everything #like people call them “bug stars #room also based on my old room… this is so nostalgic #poetry #nonbinary #quote by me

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ratgingi · 1 year

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oh yeah also diversity win i told my case manager abt my preferred name and she helped me get it changed on things like my door labels/the name n info boards downstairs so now anywhere outside of like. official legal documents i will be called jack AND I AM SO HAPPY

#she found out bc when she talked to my therapist ms alice she was calling me jack so my case manager asked me abt it while in the car #and when i was like yea thts my preferred name she was like cool i kinda already knew bc i saw ur signature in your art/heard loki and ana #but she wanted to ask me abt it first nd said she wanted to find out organically and not make me feel forced to tell her and i just fbhdsbf #she said she could tell i wasnt out to my family really and also asked if i wanted help telling everyone else nd i jsut im just hngnngngngh #people ariubd here si nice to me i literally am more happy than ive been in literal years #dialogue

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paging-possum · 1 year

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"well here's the thing is that being called ms sucks but being called mr sucks and being called mx is the WORST." - me explaining to my academic advisor while my long-term life plans involve getting a phd

#im mostly joking I don't plan that far ahead but also I need people to never call me ms or mr or mx ever #I need something gender neutral that doesn't fucking suck #u know

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