#and peter chased him..

[bengerm]

Poaching wild pheasants

Get greedy

Get needy

Your golden goose is gone

Long gone

Feast!

They say, feast!

Upon your rotten

Swollen

Bloated belly

Come,

Join them by the fire.

Closeups:

[redgoldblue]

Neal, instantly:

[nightlark100]

Alpha Pack Vs Hale Pack: Further adventures of Stiles Stilinski and Kevin the Demon Wolf 🐺

Derek: I thought Stiles was cooking tonight?

Peter: huh? Oh yes, he was supposed to. But he got kidnapped.

Derek: What?!

Isaac: Alpha pack took him

Derek: And the two of you are... waiting for a ransom demand?

Peter: We were actually waiting for Deucalion to call us begging for us to pick up our human. He'll probably be back in time for dinner but we might want to order pizzas just in case

Isaac: We have bets on how long it'll take. Boyd says it'll be max a few hours before they flee the town to get away from him.

Derek: Boyd knows too? Where is he?

Isaac: He went to the movies. He wanted to avoid Stiles tagging along, figured now was the best time.

Derek: He went to the movies while his pack mate was kidnapped

Isaac: Uh huh.

Peter: In fairness Nephew, the boy does get kidnapped at least once every few months. Even I kidnapped him!

*Derek pinches the bridge of his nose and resists the urge to bang his head against the wall*

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*Stiles wakes handcuffed to a chair*

Stiles: Eurgh just once I'd like to wake up on a tropical vacation. Why do people keep doing this... is there some kind of yelp reviews for kidnapping victims and I'm just getting super high ratings? Ahh well... KEVIN GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE, I KNOW THIS IS YOU

Deucalion: Perhaps you should remember that you are in a position of vulnerability here, Mr Stilinski, and refrain from your usual level of sass

Stiles: oh that was me being restrained. And I would hardly call this a position of vulnerability

Deucalion: You're tied to a chair in an abandoned building with five alpha werewolves

Stiles: I choose to view it as five alpha werewolves are trapped in an abandoned building with me. What is with the abandoned building obsession anyway? Like, with Derek I get it. He was being broody Mcbrooderson and needed somewhere derelict from which to glare dramatically at passersby. But you? I expected better. I mean, if you're going to commit to this whole being a villain, you need to go all in. I don't see a single mounted skull of an enemy or even a dramatic chair for you to sit in and monologue from. Hell, the only piece of furniture in here is this chair and it's... Honestly, it's kinda comfy. Hmm.

Deucalion: I-

Stiles: Oh and by the way? You really should cut your losses and try again somewhere else. Derek is never going to buy into your whole GRR I AM ALPHA HEAR ME ROAR nonsense. I mean, you guys should get an image consultant or some kind of PR cause the whole offer sucks. And I get that you're embracing the idea of 'you catch more flies with manure than honey' with the grade A bullshit you're shoveling but it's such a weak pitch. Actually, maybe you should skip the rebrand and look at why you feel the need to pretend to be a monster.

Deucalion: wh... pretend?!

Stiles: Seriously. Peter didn't lean this hard into villainy and he was, by all accounts, an asshole before he went feral. Which is actually a shame cause he would have had an awesome evil lair. Ahh well, next time, next time. Anyway I'm getting distracted. My point was, you were apparently quite chill as an alpha before everything. You wanted peace and love and rainbows and fluffy kittens. I don't know what Brawny and the chiropodists nightmare had going on but I do know no one does a complete 180 on their personality without deeper issues. And I do get that you were in a horrible position, you'd just lost your vision, quite a few pack members and one betrayed you. That's enough to mess anyone up. But you still had some pack left, you had people you cared about and you just...

Deucalion: You're not a wolf. You couldn't understand the power that comes from killing your betas.

Stiles: I know Derek is much stronger with us than without us. No magical cure all power boost needed for him, just 100% pure alpha. Wait... is that it? Jeeze... I should have realised! It's nothing to be ashamed of, it is completely natural for a man your age to feel the need to... Compensate.

Deucalion: 😳

Stiles: But you need to take your midlife crisis out of my town. It was mildly amusing at first but now you're just getting obnoxious. We have exams coming up, can't be dealing with your nonsense. Just count yourself lucky that I'm too busy studying and not booting you out myself.

*Stiles sighs and pulls his hands free of the handcuffs he'd undone while talking, getting to his feet*

Stiles: But in all seriousness, you don't need more power, you never did. What you need is therapy. Just... All the therapy. And maybe a hug.

[dammit-neal]

I've seen many folks on this hellsite getting really offended on Neal's behalf every time Peter is mad at him or doesn't trust him. Any time Peter is harsh there is this cry of "but Neal didn't earn such mean words!"

Are we watching the same show? Don't get me wrong, I love Neal with all my heart, but with the amount of times Neal has broken Peter's trust? Betrayed him? Often in really big ways? I wouldn't trust Neal either, and I challenge any of you to do the same if you were in Peter's shoes.

Peter trusts Neal to want to do the right thing, to have good intentions; but he cannot trust Neal to always do the right thing, because Neal has a long and storied track record of not doing that.

Also personal note: I think that Peter and Neal's relationship is at its juiciest when Peter and Neal are playing 3D chess with each other and Neal doesn't want to get caught but also kinda a little bit wants to get caught, specifically by Peter; and Peter wants to catch Neal in the act and stop him, but also loves the sheer magic of what Neal is capable of (season 3 you will live on in my heart forever). Those moments when Peter has Neal completely cornered in a way no one else alive is capable of?? That is some ROMANTIC SHIT RIGHT THERE and I LIVE for it

[maroonmused]

pov: you just got symbiote concussively forced out of you by the spider-men, the tanker down the street is probably about to explode, you can’t feel your left leg, another squadron of hunters is approaching from a jet even though their leader got chomped a couple days ago, and the spider-men are doing a meme

[latracyde]

ugh gay people can't ever flirt normally 🙄

this is fanart for @punch-love of his fic love-punch, which you can read here :-) this scene is from chapter 2

(except i was too focused on drawing their suits to figure out how to convey their injuries. like wade's collapsed chest and broken legs. i couldn't wrap my head around what that would look like from over his suit >_>)

sketched on paper and colored digitally

[gonnadosomethingwmylife]

“Honey do you want to grab some mirrors and go play with Neal 😏?”

“Yes 🥺!”

A grown 48-year-old fbi agent who wants to go treasure hunting on his lunch break with his wife and his convict bff. peter burke ily

[livingxxdeadxxb0y]

Regulus and Severus after a meeting: ...

Regulus: was that Wormtail?

Severus: yes...

Regulus: ... I guess he just letting anyone in here🫩

[the-crooked-library]

did not expect white collar to be this gay but i am always a sucker for a man that looks at another man like a loyal and enthusiastic border collie

[eternal-learner]

Bob Kozlowski (Peter Outerbridge) from Chasing Cain

[frogmuse]

Peter Lorre dans le film L'évadée (The Chase) sorti en 1946. Il interprète le rôle de Gino

[scoliosisgoblin]

doodles and some lore. I'm tired.

[thelivingautomaton]

nowhere man, episode 11: "the enemy within" (dir. ian toynton)

"So are you just being coy, or do you not have a name?"

[otrtbs]

Thoughts on a marauders storm chaser AU? (I just watched twisters and the idea won’t get out of my head)

i would say absolutely!!! but also, james' dumbass would get sucked up into the tornado

peace and love lmaoooo

[h0t-p1nk-ch33tah-pr1nt]

im actually obsessed with scotts outfit in the first movie, please bring back 2000s edgy camp with these suits

[biitchcakes]

some favourite misc background moments .