#and rarely: orange for other random stuff

[an-autistic-with-personhood]

The best thing I ever did for myself for school was in my final semester. I'd learned by then that if I didn't have my to-do list written down, things would fall through the cracks. So, every Monday, I sat down with my headphones, syllabi/class outlines, calendar, and a big notebook. I wrote down every task I needed to do that week in a big list in the notebook (using gel pens to color code by class/topic is optional, but fun), in no particular order. The point was just to get it all out of my brain and syllabi and into one place. Then, after it was all written down, I'd open my planner/calendar and copy the tasks onto the days I wanted to do them. Longer tasks got split up into multiple days, and I was able to figure out priorities from there.

Important things to remember:

Include small, easy things that make it more fun. Glitter gel pens, music, little rewards for checking off tasks. I used the Habitica app along with this, and every ten minutes of work I got done on my planner was checked off as a habit, giving my character XP. I also got to check things off with a silver glitter gel pen, which made it special

You're allowed to reschedule. This isn't set in stone, and you control what gets done when

It doesn't have to be pretty. Repeat after me: It doesn't have to be pretty! It just has to be in one place.

The notebook step is important. You don't want to get too distracted by scheduling when you're just trying to figure out what needs to get done. Scheduling comes later.

Here I have it color-coded by class. Gold was reserved for grad school prep, which was my top priority and what I was most excited about. If you were to look through the whole thing, you'd see tasks that aren't checked off, or are written again a week later (maybe still not checked off). This is fine.

I can't find my notebook at the moment, but it always looked like a wall of text in many disjointed colors, scratched out, rewritten, and nearly illegible. That was the most important thing: get it out there, no matter what it looks like. From there, I could make the planner vaguely presentable.

Hey everyone!

I’m creating a workbook that includes information and practical suggestions, plus (of course) worksheets to help with ADHD stuff.

I have an outline and it’s going pretty well so far, but I thought I would ask you all what kinds of things you would need in such a book.

For example, I’m working on school-related stuff right now but it’s been like 20 years since I was in university. So… what ideas and worksheets would help you with school?

And anything else that comes to mind! I want to make sure this is properly helpful to as many people as possible!

-J

[jillsandwhichs]

Crazy girl, even crazier husband

Chapter 3 to RE Character x Reader Smutshot Collection

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Pairing: Fem!reader x Leon Kennedy

Summary: Your husband and you go to the movie theatre to watch a new horror movie but this man just can't keep his hands off of you

Status of your guy's relationship in this oneshot: Married

WC: 6.1k

Type: NSFW

Warnings: Zoowee mama there are so many, Making out, Fingering, Tongue licking, P in V, Sorta public sex ?? , No protection, Biting, He fucks you hard in an employee storage room so enjoy :p

A/n: Hi! Hope you all enjoy. Please check out my masterlist, there's a lot of stuff there. You can get to know me, you can see the rules of my blog and then you can see all of my fanfictions. You'll be able to find the previous chapters to this fic and upcoming ones. You'll also be able to find my Wattpad & AO3. Comments, reblogs & likes are appreciated. Thank you

Window's rolled down, music on low, his hand on your thick thigh, your husband was driving you two to the move theatre in town. They were hosting some new random horror movie and the both of you thought it looked interesting, the idea to go on a date and watch it together randomly came up in a conversation last night. He's often times working so going out like this is rare, but whenever it happens, you absolutely cherish it, and so does he.

You could feel his fingers playing with the end of your skirt, occasionally gripping your thigh, his hand even leaving a mark. This is what he'd always do whenever he was driving and you were with him, he'd get you all riled up, all soaked up, and it's tortuous. The way his hand would slide up beneath your skirt was so painful, not literally, but he never even touched you, that made it painful. And half of the time, he doesn't even end up fucking you til way later or he doesn't at all. Such a man sometimes.

He wouldn't even acknowledge how horny you are either, he just knows, he loves making you feel all good inside just you leave you with nothing.

"We're almost there, by the way." You said softly, gazing out the window at the scenery outside. "Good to know, baby, thank you." Leon responded, his fingers trailing up her skirt again, just to simply not do shit. "Jesus Christ." You whispered underneath your breath, praying he wouldn't hear over the music. He was playing some song by Seether, it's all he ever listens to. You swear you know every song and every lyric by heart. Same with Hinder. This man and his early 2000s rock music, you swear.

The view on the way there was pleasant though. Mostly stores and other useless buildings but aside from that, you could spot tall & wide mountains in the distance. They're all able to be hiked too, you and Leon have done it before but in the summer heat, hell no. Luckily, it's autumn, no need to worry about that. Other than the mountains, the sky was gorgeous. That deep orange tint on the horizon was beautiful, it suited the night perfectly.

"What is this movie called again?" "It's called Smile, I don't know, looked creepy as hell." You spoke. "Yeah, yeah, the trailer was fucked." Leon snickered, one hand on the wheel still. "How much cash did you bring?" "Well, I brought my card, so a shit ton." Leon chuckled, "Using me for my money still, I see how it is." "What? You think there was another reason I married you?" You bit your lip, clearly, you were joking. He dug his nails into your thigh, causing your breath shutter. "Be quiet." He hummed, his teasing tone was deadly.

You couldn't help but let out a small giggle, he never fails to make you laugh. His humor is great, that's something you two bonded over immediately when you first met. You reminisce on that day often. Ever since, your life has been ultimately changed for the better. Leon was genuinely the light at the end of the tunnel for you, hopefully he feels the same way about you.

Just up a few more blocks was the movie theatre. This one is rather large, it was built more recently too. Only four years ago and it's held up well. When it was first built, you and Leon were still dating, now you're married, time flies by so quickly. The both of you have also been there a couple times before, about four times, each time was so nice. Leon really knows how to treat you. Every single date he takes you out on is special in it's on way. He's a miracle worker.

"Just up here." You whispered out, putting your phone in your little white purse that of course, Leon bought for you. He wasn't a poor man, rather wealthy. You don't know all too much about his job, he'd rather save the details, but from what you do know, he's a federal agent whose under the President, now that's saying something. And it all works out amazingly considering his love language is to spoil you with gifts, dates, travels, etc.. He truly never lets up on spending money on you.

"I know sweetheart." He leered, holding your thigh much more lightly now, his grip more gentle. "I'm praying they have sour patch kids." You snickered, Leon hummed at your comment. He's well aware it's your favorite candy... He's definitely spent hundreds on it. "Figured you'd say that." He snorted, pulling into the theatre parking lot. Surprisingly, it wasn't too packed. To your mental math, there was only ten or eleven vehicles, then again, it was a work night.

"Here we go." Leon grunted at he parked, taking the keys out of the ignition. "Grab my wallet for me, will ya doll?" "Yes babe." You replied, grabbing his wallet as you opened your car side door. Leon got out directly after, walking over to you. "Come here." He held his hand out. You handed him his wallet then grabbed a hold of his hand, squeezing it as you walked beside him. He was extremely tall, much taller than you. You were under 5'7, he was 6'2, you rather enjoyed the difference.

That instant hit of popcorn was glorious, it smelt like you'd just entered heaven. There was no one else in the lobby besides you and him, and obviously the workers. Not only did it smell so good, the decor was so retro, you loved the style of it. "I always forget how nice this place looks." You said in awe, loving the late '80s feel. "It is pretty." Leon huffed out before pulling his wallet out, "Go pick out whatever you'd like while I get out tickets." Your husband said deeply, pulling his card out.

You smirked at his words. You grabbed his arm and stood up your tippy toes to get to his ear, "Ask for popcorn please." You were sort of shy, you didn't wanna ask the employee yourself, plus you don't even have money to buy it, so. "I will, go on now." Leon chuckled as he then began to speak to the worker. You nodded, letting go of him and walking on over to the candy stand, they had a lot. But of course, your heart desired the sour patch kids the most, you grabbed them with haste.

You know Leon loves peanut M&Ms, he's always snacking on them, you grabbed a single pack of them for him as well. There was also some warheads in singular packaging, you grabbed ten, five for you and five for him, sour candy is your all time fav. You turned around, gazing over at Leon as he paid for you guy's tickets and the popcorn, you were excited for it. You were a foodie at heart, you could eat, and eat, and eat and never ever get tired of it. That's most likely why 80% of the dates you two go on are dinner dates.

Ambling back to your husband, you handed him the candy, your eyes locking on his. "Good, thank you." He smiled down at you, placing the sweets on the counter. "Good girl for getting my M&Ms." He whispered in your heart, his deep voice making your insides twist up like a pretzel, which was ironic due to the fact there were some in the hot food bar. "Heheh." You giggled, locking your arm with his, waiting on the popcorn.

"Your total is 16.20$." The woman behind the counter stated. Leon swiped his card through the machine, signing his signature too to verify the purchase. You grabbed the popcorn and Leon took your guy's candy, sliding the tickets into his back pocket. "Make it quick doll." Leon said from behind you as you began to butter it up. You loved the salty & savory popcorn, you'd drench it in that tangy yellow butter, but there is a point where it's too much.

Leon set his hands on your waist from behind you, his rough thumbs caressing the little sliver of skin showing from your shirt. You were wearing a tight shirt paired with your skirt, it had been awhile since the two of you went out so you thought it was cute. Despite only little bits of your hips showing, he still showed you he loved it. His nails lightly tickled at your midriff, watching you as you fixed up the food for the two of you. "All done?" "Done." You mumbled, turning around, his hands not moving though.

He leaned down, pressing his lips to your forehead gently before he then simply pressed his forehead against yours, "You're my everything." He hushly spoke. You were honestly caught of guard but maybe he was just in a lovey dovey mood...? "Love you too." You leered, kissing his lips swiftly, not wanting the employees to feel awkward. "C'mon baby, you know that ain't no kiss." He then gripped your chin, his lips settling upon yours for what felt like an eternity. You felt his tounge briskly swipe against your glossy lips, he could definitely taste the cherry.

He didn't go any further than that, pulling away after a few more seconds, "Let's go." He snickered, slipping his hand down your back as he lead you to the room. "You're so fucking crazy." You smacked his abs through his shirt. "Sorry, I just love you, is that so bad?" He acted sort of oblivious. Once again, he's such a man. "It's sooo bad." You dragged out your wording in a sarcastic manner, earning a titter from him. Making Leon laugh isn't too much of an accomplishment, he'll laugh at cat videos on the web.

"Just through here." Leon pushed the door open. The lights were still on too, proving the movie hasn't begun yet, luckily. There was only a couple other people in there, about five, they were all at the front. "Let's get in the back." Leon stated, gripping your hand firmly, "Why?" "Because I said so, be good and listen." He teased. You felt arousal stream over you when he said that, gosh, he's so good. You climbed up the stairs behind him, your hand still interlocked with his as you did so.

You two sat just a couple rows away from the very back, wanting to at least have a decent view of the massive screen. Leon sat down, then you did. "Here baby." You murmured, pulling the two ice cold water bottles from your purse. "Smooth criminal." He joked, taking his and placing it in it's holder. "Their drinks are more than their popcorn, it's ridiculous." You spat out, setting the popcorn in his lap. "Always making me hold it." "Mhm." You giggled. He glared at you, making your heart beat fast. You knew he was playing around but for odd enough reasons, it turns you the hell on.

You took the sour patch kids bag, ripping it out and setting it on the side of your leg, having it tucked between you and the seat. You'd save your warheads for later. "You gonna eat your candy?" "Maybe later, the popcorn is just fine for now." Leon assured you, taking a couple pieces in his mouth. Understandable. You ate a few pieces of your candy, the taste of them was immaculate, it could never get old.

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After ten minutes or so of previews, trailers and commercials, the movie finally began. The lights went dark, setting the mood immensely. You could hardly see Leon's attractive face. "Finally." You uttered beneath your breath, taking some popcorn from his lap and eating it. The buttery, salty taste was too good, you practically moaned while eating it. The title card came on screen, the eerie noise playing in the background really suited the film from what you've seen.

At first, Leon wasn't paying too much attention to you, his eyes glued to the screen, he seemed to be into the movie so far. You tried to be, but that desirable burning feeling deep inside you wasn't doing you any justice. You could feel yourself pulsing, the mere thought of him had your panties soaked. He hasn't even done anything to crazy either, that's how good he is. He's such a dick sometimes. You can't even think about it, it makes you want him more. He can a man be so alluring?

As you snacked on your candy, you nearly lost your breath as you felt his hand slither onto your thigh, just as it was in the car earlier. Each one of his fingers caused an electric wave to course through you. The way they'd slightly lift off of your skin as they squeezed it, it was too much. You could feel as his pinky glided underneath your skirt, seemingly getting closer with his entire hand. "Movie is good so far, yeah?" Leon whispered to you, his hand going fully beneath your skirt now. Curse this man.

You didn't even reply, your body just simply reacted to his advances. You spread your legs open as much as you could in the tight chair, which wasn't too much but Leon definitely liked what you did considering he tightly gripped it, gaining a soft whimper out of you. "Look at how you responsive you are..." He murmured, not even glancing at you, making himself seem like he was just casually watching the film. At this point, you could care less about the fucking movie. You wanted his cock inside you. But maybe... His fingers would have to suffice.

"Finger me." You panted, looking at him, desperation plastered on your beautiful face. Leon didn't listen to your pleas, his pinky finger rubbing over your wet panties. That wasn't good enough, it never would be. You wanted him inside you, you wanted him to feel how wet you were for him. "Look how wet I am baby." You muttered. "Mmm, I can feel princess." He grunted, his entire hand planting itself onto your cunt through your undergarments, you whimpered quietly, needing to keep the act up.

"Please..." You gripped his arm. Leon sighed heavily, his eyes leaving the screen, his eyes locking on yours as he gandered down your body, taking the sight in. "So needy." He teased you. "You gonna stay quiet?" "Yes, I promise, please." You begged of your husband, your eyes never leaving his. "Don't make a single noise." He huffed out deeply, his voice husky. He pulled your dripping panties to the side, his index finger gliding through your wetness, causing you to sigh softly, not making a noise though. "Mmm." You murmured, resting your head against his fit arm.

His index finger continues to pick up your wetness, you could hear him sigh once more, "Fuck." He muttered, the sound of your sopping cunt was so fucking good to him. His fingers made their way to your nub, beginning to rub it with ease, a surge of pleasure bursting in your tummy as he did this. He made small yet fast circles on your clit, earning some subtle noises out of you ; Luckily, he didn't hear, the movie was starting to up itself in volume, good for you two.

"Does that feel good?" Leon purred out to you, his eyes shooting over to gaze at you, his eyes in a trance as he watched your face contort just by his touch. "Mhm." You moaned out hushly, your arms wrapped around his fit arm. "Good girl." He whispered, his fingers slapping your clit as they then went back down your slit, your wetness was practically dripping down your ass and onto the seat, sorry to the worker who'll have to clean your mess up...

His finger went all the way down before he then stuck it inside of you, your tightness grasping around it. Leon chuckled at how tight you were, you never fail to amaze him. He pumped his finger in & out of you, so moderately. "Gotta stay silent, remember that." Leon teased you, his thumb going to your clit, now fingering & rubbing you. This two in one deal was going to be the end of you. "Jesus..." You whimpered, your teeth sinking into his arm, causing him to only thrust his finger into you faster.

Your wetness was louder now, each time his finger went back into you, it sounded like a lemon being squeezed. You love biting Leon, he loves it too. One thing Leon especially loves is when he's fucking you, he's right on top of you, making you lose your sense of reality then you just bite down on his bulk shoulder. Gosh, he loves when you do that to him. His entire finger was drenched in your fluids, it was shining due to the bright lights emitting from the ginormous screen projector.

"Keep it quiet sweetheart." He whispered, a light snicker playing off his tongue. He was such an ass. He knows you can't be silent for much longer. He's bringing you closer and closer and closer to the edge. You fear if he keeps going at this rate, you'll cum and scream his name, like always. "It's so- so hard." You stuttered, your nails digging into his forearm fiercely. "Oh, you can do it." Leon praised you, he knows you can't.

As his singular finger continued it's work, you clenched around him even more as he slid another one in, this time curling each finger with every pump. No one in the theatre had noticed, surprisingly. All of them were mindless souls indulged in the film. You also really wanted to watch the movie, but fuck this was so much more needed than to watch some stupid horror flick. His thumb continued to rub your nub, the most sensitive nerve causing your brain to lose track of itself and your stomach to do flips like it's a gymnast.

"Leon... Baby..." You panted out, your hair getting messy from how much you've been tossing and turning your head. He didn't reply. His face was staring directly in front of him, acting all innocent, no one would suspect a thing... Yet he was finger fucking you, making your pussy clench around his fingers more tightly than ever before. His thumb was stroking your clit with pace, he was relentless on it. It was as if he was trying to gain a rise out of you and knowing him, he definitely was.

"Seriously." You whined, pressing your forehead against his upper arm. This man was going to be the fucking death of you.

"What is it?" He calmly said, still not looking at you whatsoever. "Fingers aren't enough, fuck me, I don't care about the stupid movie anymore." You said with an seductive tone. "Fingers aren't enough, huh?" He chortled as he began to finger fuck you at light speed. You instantly closed your legs, stopping all of his movements. "Don't." You squeaked, removing his hand from between your legs. Leon giggled, his hand gripping ahold of your cheeks sternly as he forced you to look up at him.

"You need me to fuck you?" "Yes baby, please." You mooched off your husband. You needed him and you need him at this current moment in time. "Well, where do you want to be fucked? In here? Where anyone could possibly see? In the restroom? In the car-?" "Let's find somewhere, please." You stated loud and clear, fixing your panties and skirt. Leon get go of your face. "Mmm, lead the way gorgeous." He held your hand, following behind you now. It felt powerful to take charge, to tell him this is what you want.

You both jogged down the stairs but acted as normal as possible, acting as if Leon wasn't just feeding into your dirty needs. Pushing open the wooden doors, you looked around and only saw a bathroom and other doors leading to another theatre area. Leon gripped your hand tighter, trying to indicate something to you. You spun around, looking back at the door behind you. "That's an employees only room!" "I doubt anyone is in here, c'mon." Leon laughed quietly.

He wrapped his hand around the knob, twisting it and pushing the door open. All that was in there was a table, some random movie posters and a counter, probably a type of break room. "Dammit, come here." Leon expired, grabbing your waist and pulling you against him. He lessened the space between the two of you as he smashed his needy lips against yours, his moving against yours in a passionate make-out.

Your arms went to his shoulders, holding onto them with care as you set your entire body against his. There was absolutely no stopping between kisses, it was constant. Heavy breathing and kisses were all that could be heard. Leon's hands went from your hips and down to your ass, gripping it hard as he licked your bottom lip, so badly wanting entry. You, of course, granted him exactly that. You moaned into the kiss as he squeezed your ass, slapping it too, he tried to keep it down though. This is technically illegal, so...

As you two made out sexually, he pushed you up against the wall, his hands still beneath your skirt, going from playing with your rear and pussy repeatedly. You'd randomly feel his fingers against your clit for short periods of time. Your nails scratched into his shoulders, you were so into this. Your sense of relief was this. He knew what to do and how to do it to you. Leon's tongue swiped against yours, his practically engulfing yours. He loves doing this.

You slightly stuck your tongue out mid kiss, Leon immediately jumped at the opportunity. He swiped his tounge along yours so deliberately, the sensual texture of it causing your pussy to literally drip more than it was before. Leon then grabbed your chin, tilting it to get a better angle. His entire tongue licked yours, then he wrapped his lips around it, suckling. Your moved your hands from his face and down to his waist, holding onto his shirt for what felt like dear life.

After sucking on your tounge for a few seconds, he pulled away swiftly, pecking you once more and now kissing down your precise jawline. You tipped your head back, allowing him to gain more access. His kisses were so slow and gentle, he really took his time. His heavy breathing was so sexy, it showed how much he needed you. He truly yearned for your presence, your touch, your everything. "You smell amazing." Leon breathed in, giving the end of your jawline a quick nibble. You giggled, kissing his cheek before going back to the same position as before.

Leon smooched down your throat, relishing in your perfume and it's enticing smell. "Mmm, what scent babygirl?" "Honestly..." You began, "I don't fucking know." You chuckled, earning a snicker from him. He licked from the top of your neck and all the way down, leaving a strip of saliva just there. He kissed all along the strip, you couldn't help but whimper, each kiss and every lick was to die for. You couldn't get enough of him. Leon groaned, his hands holding your ass - He couldn't get enough of you.

Making his way down to the middle of your neck, his hot breath sat on that same spot for a few moments before you felt that painfully pleasing feeling of his teeth lightly sinking into your skin. "Fuck." You moaned, your nails sunk into his slim waist. You felt his tongue going erratic on your neck as he continued to bite you. "Leon..." You soughed out, tilting your head to the side even further, wanting him to leave more love bites on you.

Heading you call his name, he pulled away from your neck, he gave you a fast peck before pressing his forehead against yours. "What's wrong sweetheart?" Leon panted, his right hand on the side of your neck where he was just feasting upon you seconds ago. "You make me feel so good." "Yeah?" "Make me feel even better." You whispered, your arms now encasing around his neck, embracing him closely. "Oh babygirl." Leon sighed out, caressing your neck carefully. "I'll make you feel just fine."

Your husband turned around, scanning the room. "Lay down on that table." He snickered, stepping away from you. "Okay..." You giggled, walking over to it. You pulled yourself up onto it, sitting with your feet dangling off. "Lay back baby." Leon hummed out to you, his voice soft. You obliged, laying all the way on your back, your legs bent upwards on the table. You angled your head so you'd be able to watch him. He unbuttoned his black pants, allowing them to drop along with his underwear, revealing his hard cock.

You bit your lip with a giggle. You get so giddy seeing him this way, he's so sexy. "Don't look at me like that." Leon chuckled, placing both of his hands on each one of your knees. "I'll look at you however I'd like." "Oh? Is that so?" "Mhm." You cockily mumbled, placing your feet on his chest. Leon's large hands wrapped around your ankles, rubbing them lovingly as he stared you down. His eyes were lustful, darkness bursting in his iris's. "Look at you." Leon whispered, taking both of your socks off, setting them to the side. "What?" You sighed deeply, your cunt pulsing at his cooing tone.

Bringing one of your feet up to his face, he placed a kiss on the side of it, then on the other one. You weren't into all that feet stuff, neither was he, but Leon will and does kiss you absolutely everywhere. He set your feet back down. Leon's hands went towards your waist, holding onto it firmly as he quickly pulled you down the table, earning a surprised gasp from you. "A warning next time?" You scoffed. "No." Leon responded sternly, being playful with you, per usual.

His fingers trailed up to your panties, locking them into the waistband of them. "I'm so wet." "I know honey, so wet for me, hm?" Leon whispered seductively, never breaking eye contact with you as he pulled your cute white panties all the way off, taking them off of your ankles afterwards. You spread your legs widely for him, the entire view of your core at his service. It was like he was trying to make it not look obvious, but it was so clear he was gazing at you down there. "So beautiful." Leon complimented you, you were his wife after all.

Grabbing his erection, Leon jerked it a couple times, maintaining eye contact with you, only breaking it for a tiny bit to look down at himself. "You have me fucking pulsing." Leon grunted, wasting no time as he swiped his dick through your wetness. You moaned, staring up at him, his tip would stroke over your clit and make your center have an even bigger heartbeat, that's how it felt at least. "I love how I make you get." Leon continued. "All wet, needy, clingy... You're so pretty." Leon shared, kissing your knee again.

You nodded in reply, he was right, he does manage to make you feel all of those ways. "Yeah..." You muttered out.

Without zero warning, you felt him plunge into you with haste, his entire length being grasped around your warm heat. You felt your stomach twist and turn when he did this, it gained a whimper from you, a rowdy one. "Holy shit." You panted out, like a dog on a hot summer day. "Can't wait any longer." Leon cackled, his hands on your hips as he started his movements. Each thrust was life altering. It felt like you were in Heaven with what he was doing. His mouth was sort of open, you could hear his quiet gasps, you were making him feel a type of way too.

You held onto his wrists for stability as he fucked you, his thrusts were causing the entire table to shake, you didn't want it to break or something. "What if a worker hears us? Sees us?" "Well, they'll see a woman being fucked real good by her husband." Leon replied. Could he ever not be snarky? You rolled your eyes, looking to the side, your face contorting as you felt his member reach deeper inside of you. "Don't roll your eyes at me, doll." Leon stated, his hands still on your midriff.

You never looked back at him, your eyes were stained on the other side of the room. Not that you didn't wanna look at him, you just know it'll make you cum sooner, and even make him as well, and you really want to draw this out. His cock moved in and out of you repeatedly, he switched up the pace every other second. One moment he was fast & rough and the other he took it slow & deep. Both ways made your heart beat faster and faster each time.

"Why aren't you looking at me?" Leon groaned out, his left hand groping your tit through your shirt, squeezing it. You didn't answer, you couldn't, you knew if you tried speaking your speech would only be slurred. "Look at me." You didn't listen. You just held onto his arms with more strength, indicating you were going to lose yourself sooner or later.

Although, next thing you know, he stopped thrusting into you. This ticked you off but before you could get a damn word out, you felt the hand that was once on your breast, now pulling your face to face him. "I suggest you start listening." Leon brought himself down closer to you, his body over yours. You nodded your head leisurely, licking your lip, then biting it. His demands were music to your ears. His movements picked up again, but he forced you to look at him. Something about staring down at you as he made you feel certain ways was so convincing.

After a minute, he let go of your face, trusting you'll listen to him now. His hands rested on either side of your head, his dick still surging into your pretty pussy. You felt like there was an imaginary percentage bar of how long it'll take before your orgasm implodes on you, and with each pump, it fills that bar slowly yet surely. "Fucking hell you're so beautiful." Leon moaned, tucking his head into the crook of your neck, his breath could be felt there. "You're so handsome." You added, your hand going up to his hair, playing with it.

You had a feeling he was going to do it, but once he did, it made your core tighten even more than before. His teeth once again made their way into your neck, he bit down on it. "Leon..." You grunted out, your fingers flowing through his soft hair. His thrusts were more slow & deep now, as if he was getting tired or something. It was either that or he was trying savour this special time together. "I'm gonna cum soon." You admitted, your arms going around his head, holding him close to your body.

Leon didn't say a word, he just nibbled on your throat, kissing & licking it every so often. That sharp sting of his teeth was erotic, it made your stomach get closer and closer to granting you that ultimate pleasure - your climax. "Baby... Harder..." You begged, letting go of him and instead grasping the white table underneath you. Once more, hit nibbled your neck, then your slender shoulders, before his face pulled back, going to stare at you again. "Harder?" Leon questioned, his moments all the same. "Yes, please." You tittered, your body so heated up.

Your husband did what he does best - please you. He began to fuck you, it wasn't anything vanilla, no, this was hard. Each thrust was rougher and rougher. Your eyes looked up into his, you could feel that they were watery, you looked innocent, like a doe in front of headlights. Leon looked back at you, his eyes much different. They are loving, yes, but also sexual desire was all behind them, his eyebrows also added onto the darkness of his face. "Don't look at me like that." The man grunted, closing his eyes as he pumped into your tight center.

"No, no, look at me, Leon." You reached up, holding onto his face. Now it was his turn. Leon slowly opened his eyes again, much more coherent than you were earlier. "Yeah..." You murmured, your hands caressing his scruffy cheeks.

Coming onto you was your orgasm, your initial release. You could feel how close you were, each thrust only brought you more and more to the edge. With his dick twitching inside you, you knew he was close to cumming as well. Your stomach was providing you with that all familiar feeling - The feeling of ultimate pleasure. Each time he fucked into you, your breasts would bounce, now that he was going much harder, they didn't get a break. Both of Leon's hands held onto your tits, he continuously squeezed them, he was like a teenage boy with how he was about boobs.

Leon gandered back up from your breasts and back at you, he never realized you were still staring at him. This, oh, it sent him over the edge. Your water colored eyes were like a death trap for him ; In this case, a sexual trap. "Fuck, why do you do this to me..." He grunted as he pumped only a couple more times into your cunt, his seed filling you, you felt the warm liquid shoot inside. "Why would you look at me like that?" Leon moaned, moving into you with short, fast thrusts, wanting to get you finished too.

You didn't reply, instead you just pulled his face down to yours, pressing your lips to his. Leon breathed out against your face, kissing you back passionately. You held the back of his head & neck, relishing in this moment. "Oh I love you." You moaned. "I love you too babygirl." He grunted, his cock still deep inside of you. "Cum for me princess." Leon began, "Have your pussy tighten around me." He stated, his voice husk.

Your breath shuttered when he spoke like that. He was so hot, every word he spoke made you feel all sorts of ways. You couldn't help it, even though you wanted to. You kept your lips against his, your tongue intertwined with his as you suctioned his length inside of you. Your orgasm withdrew you from the real world, your eyes practically rolling in the back of your head, surprised you couldn't see your own damn brain. "That's what I like to see." Leon paused his movements, just admiring his wife as she came all around him.

Both of you just sat there, your body felt super limp, you could feel his cock was soft inside of you. Everytime you guy's finish making love, it's like this. It's like the two of you are at a loss for words. You were still wet, you definitely needed to clean yourself up. You looked around the room, analyzing it. There was a paper towel dispenser by the sink on the other side of the room. "Could you please grab me some of that." You asked your husband. "Sure thing." He sighed gently, pulling out of you and heading over there.

Leon snatched up a few pieces of the towel, bringing it over to you. He didn't hand you them, instead he cleaned you up himself. You just watched him, heaving softly whilst doing so. He was a great husband. "Thank you baby." "Course doll." Leon replied kissing your inner thigh before helping you get back on your feet. "I'm not wearing these." You giggled, setting your panties aside. "Give them to me." He held his hand out. You rolled your eyes playfully, giving him your soaked underwear.

Your eyes widened as he sniffed them, the scent wearing off of them drove him crazy. As he pulled his own pants back up, he tucked your panties into his pocket. "Don't move around to much, I don't need your ass or pussy being flashed to the world." Leon chuckled, adjusting your shirt, you nodded in reply. He was right. "Let's go finish whatever time we have left of the movie." Leon whispered to you, his hand on your cheek firmly as he kissed you once more before the both of you made way back.

[sylusonychinus]

I really like you

Pairings: Zayne x Fem Reader

Summary: "but boy i like you...i really really like you" really like you (babymonster)

It was always there, lurking in the corners of her heart—quiet, gentle, and entirely untouchable. The secret love she had for Zayne, her best friend since high school, had quietly grown with her through the years. From study dates to late-night talks about life, the universe, and their future, Zayne had always been there—like an unshakable constant in her life. But she’d kept her feelings hidden, buried deep, not wanting to risk their friendship for something that could be fleeting.

They had first met in high school. Zayne had that kind of charm that made him instantly likable. He was the guy everyone could talk to, easygoing and thoughtful, but also someone who carried an innate warmth that made others feel special. She’d admired him from the start, though she never let it show. He was always just a friend to her, even when her heart would flutter when he smiled, or when he helped her through difficult moments—always offering a hand, never expecting anything in return.

Even after high school, their paths continued to intertwine. They both got accepted to the same medical school, and their friendship deepened as they spent long hours studying together, always finding themselves sharing notes, joking about the absurdity of exams, and supporting each other through the grind. Zayne was an open book, never hiding his emotions. He was the kind of guy who looked out for everyone—whether it was a random classmate or an elderly woman on the street who needed help carrying her groceries. He gave selflessly, often without realizing the depth of his kindness.

But despite their closeness, she had kept her feelings locked away. The thought of ruining their friendship, of disrupting the bond they shared, terrified her. What if he didn’t feel the same way? What if it made everything awkward between them? She couldn’t risk that. So, she buried her love beneath layers of laughter and companionship.

One evening, during their second year of medical school, they found themselves sitting on the rooftop of their apartment building after a long study session. The sunset was painting the sky in shades of orange and pink, and they had a quiet, rare moment to just breathe.

“You know,” Zayne said, glancing at the sky, “I’ve always wanted to do something meaningful with my life. It’s not enough just to know all the medical stuff. I want to help people in a way that goes beyond just prescriptions and treatments.”

She smiled softly, watching the way the light made his eyes shine with passion. This was what she loved about him—his heart was always in the right place.

“You already do,” she said, her voice quiet but sincere. “You’ve always helped people. You’re always there when someone needs you. It’s what makes you... well, you.”

Zayne laughed, brushing his hair out of his face. “I just do what feels right. I guess that’s why I’m still helping Mrs. Jensen with her garden every Sunday afternoon, even though I don’t have time for it.”

She paused at the mention of Mrs. Jensen. She remembered seeing him help her when they were in high school—how Zayne would go over to the elderly woman's house every weekend without fail, cutting her lawn, bringing her groceries, and spending time with her when no one else did. It wasn’t something Zayne talked about much, but it was always there—a soft reminder of how big his heart was.

That was when it hit her. She had fallen in love with him, not because of grand gestures or dramatic confessions, but because of moments like this. Because of how he took care of the elderly lady when no one else had time to. Because of how he never changed, despite the years passing and the challenges of med school. She had fallen in love with Zayne because he was everything she could ever want in a person—kind, selfless, genuine—and yet, he didn’t even realize the quiet strength of his heart.

She looked at him, a slight pang of realization pulling at her chest. She had loved him for so long, and it wasn’t just about the little moments anymore. It was about the person he was—the person who cared without asking for anything in return.

Zayne caught her gaze and smiled. “You know, I think this might be one of my favorite spots. It’s peaceful up here. I can just... think, you know?”

“Yeah,” she said softly, her heart thudding a little faster in her chest. “I know what you mean.”

For a long moment, they simply sat in silence, the city lights twinkling below them, as if the universe itself was holding its breath.

Zayne’s voice broke the quiet. “I’ve been thinking, too. About the future. You know, the kind of doctor I want to be.”

She turned to him, curiosity piquing in her eyes. “What kind of doctor do you want to be?”

“A doctor who listens,” he said, his expression soft and sincere. “A doctor who really sees people, not just their illness. Someone who doesn’t just treat the body, but takes care of the person.”

Her heart clenched. It was exactly what she had been falling in love with all along. The way he treated people—not just as patients, but as individuals with lives, hopes, and dreams.

“You already are that person, Zayne,” she whispered. “You’ve always been.”

Zayne turned to her then, his eyes locking with hers. For a moment, everything felt still. The world, their studies, their busy lives—it all seemed to fade away as they shared this quiet moment together. He reached out, gently taking her hand in his, and for the first time, she didn’t pull away.

“I’m glad you’re my friend,” he said, his voice sincere and warm.

Her heart stuttered in her chest, and she nodded, squeezing his hand. But what she didn’t say was that, even though she had always kept her feelings hidden, she had never truly been just a friend in her heart. Maybe now, just maybe, the years of silence would speak volumes.

And as they sat there, hand in hand, the future didn’t seem as uncertain as it once had. Because for once, she allowed herself to imagine a future with Zayne—not just as friends, but as something more. Something real.

As the stars began to shine brightly above them, she knew this was just the beginning of a love that had always been written in the stars.

a/n: yes ill be basing this from my experience coz....ik we all been there :333 im using zayne as the character coz hes similar to him :3

[6riix]

𝐿𝑒𝑡'𝑠 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑒 𝑑𝑒𝑠𝑠𝑒𝑟𝑡!

✦˙⚜︎﹍Chocolate chips, strawberries, flour, cornflour and a ton of other things needed to bake the most delicious cake you will ever taste sat on the counter, laid out neatly. Let's hope nothing goes too wrong trying to bake a cake with Dazai.

·ADA!reader ·, I haven't been to a convenience store in my life, no beta we die like sua. Tooth rotting food with a side of fluff.

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The average Friday in Yokohama was quite busy—well, so were the other days of the week. Yet, on a more rare friday, there was a wave of boredom (along with cravings for cake) washed over a certain member of the ADA.

After you had finished up your work and headed out to leave, you had the brilliant idea to stop at the convenience store. You could already hear your stomach growling (like a dog in the dead of night, as you try to fall asleep) and this time, you could translate the sound; you wanted to have cake. So why not just grab a cake from the store?

Well—that was your plan, until you actually entered and saw a fairly mind-boggling sight; the store had ran out of cake. By now, the average person would think 'oh well, I can just have something else.' But you weren't average, no, no— you were persistent. And a whole lot at that. You were definitely going to have that cake, even if it meant making it yourself. With that in mind, you headed over to the area with stuff that seemed like baking ingredients.

Your roommate, Osamu Dazai, often didn't cook food on his own. He instead always just bought it from outside. It's not as if you were any better—you barely stocked up on ingredients unless absolutely necessary. Which is the very reason why you now had two white polythene bags containing a bunch of baking supplies and strawberries, sitting upon the grey counter in your small, cramped kitchen.

You began to take everything out the bags and sort them, you would need around.. Four cups of white flour, one teaspoonful of baking soda—or was it baking powder? Whatever, the one you had should work just fine. A tiny bit of.. Wait, did you bring home vanilla flavouring instead of cocoa powder? Ah, no—you brought both. There were obviously the strawberries and the chocolate chips, which thankfully were in perfect condition and hadn't been mixed up with anything else.

You brought out a fairly large plastic bowl from the cupboard, along with a random spoon of reasonable size because let's face it, there was no way you were gonna bother buying a whisk at eight in the evening, just as all shops were getting ready to close. As you reached up to get something else, you heard the box of strawberries being opened. Great heavens.. Dazai was here.

"Wow~ these strawberries taste amazing! They're so swee-" his sentence was interrupted by a smack to his hand, caused by an orange porcelain-like plastic spoon.

"Don't eat those, I need them."

Dazai glanced over to the setup on the counter, then back at you with a grin.

"You're baking a cake? Oh what a coincidence, it just so happened to be that I also was craving some! Wouldn't you be so kind as to save me from this hunger by giving me some?" Said he, in the most dramatic of tones. A skeptical glance made up of squinted eyes and the words 'are you twelve.' Shot towards his face (a BOMBASTIC side eye). After a few moments of internal debate, you finally decided to give him your final verdict. "I'll allow it, I guess. Could you help out a bit however?" At this, dazai's eyes got as close to lighting up as they could. "Why, of course! Your wish is my command!" Seeing that burst of excitement in his tone, you realized that maybe asking him to help was not the best of ideas. Well, you had to make use of what you had.

The two of you began working together on the cake, somehow managing to not get flour all over the place. As you began mixing the wet batter, Dazai kept begging you to add some more chocolate chips. You had to physically stop him from eating the batter about 3 times. As you began set the batter into a square metal mold you found laying around (it was from your baking era, okay?) , Dazai melted the chocolate chips in the microwave. After he brought out the gooey, delicious looking brown liquid, you put in your soon-to-be cake in the oven. It would take about half an hour for it to bake. In the meantime, you guys got working on the strawberries and icing. To your misfortune, Dazai was the one working with the icing. This definitely was not going to go well. But it was what it was, after all, beggars can't be choosers.

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After all your hard work and time, it was finally done. The cake was ready, and a sense of accomplishment washed over you both. The cake was beautiful² and it looked absolutely delectable. You produced two small plates from the cupboard, along with a fork. As you reached for the other fork, it was nowhere to be found. Huh, strange, you remember placing them inside that morning, after drying them. Whatever,it wasn't a big deal, you thought, instead bringing out a spoon and went over to Dazai, who was reading.

As he noticed you, he looked up towards your hands, seeing a spoon and a fork on the plates. "No fork for me?" He questioned you, with a dramatic-sad look on his face. "If you want, you can take the fork." You replied back to him, expecting him to agree. However, it might have been quite a shocker to hear "No way! I want us to eat with matching forks!" As you were about to give him the fork, you stopped, deliberating for a moment. Then you did something slightly surprising, you took a small piece using the fork and held it up to his mouth. He looked down at it, a small piece of chocolatey cake was being offered to him. "Here." You said, pressing the fork a bit closer to him. He looked a bit startled for a moment, but eventually ate it with the giddiest smile you had ever seen.

You went on feeding him the cake, sometimes holding his face to stabilize yourself. A small action that was probably gonna turn Dazai redder than the strawberry you were holding up for him to have. Other times, you would get so close to him, he could almost feel the heat from your delicate, soft skin. After the cake was finished, you looked as if you were gonna pass out from exhaustion. "Hn.. I need to sleep.." You crawled next to where Dazai was sitting, plopping yourself down right next to him. Dazai simply continued reading his novel, seemingly unbothered. Yet when he felt a weight upon his shoulder, a soft smile crept onto his lips. Maybe hiding the fork was worth it after all.

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HEY POOKIES TYSM FOR READING THIS I HOPE TO SEE YOU AROUND HERE AGAIN SOONNNN

A/N: girlie pops (and manliepops) when I say the cake was beautiful I think of my physics teachers GINORMOUS CHEESECAKE FACTORY LIKE NO JOKE THAT THING IS SO HUGE WHEN HE WALKS THAT DUMPTRUCK JIGGLES LIKE A PUDDING AND ISTG HE HAS A POSTURE THAT JUST MAKES IT MORE PROMINENT LIKE DANG WE GET IT YOUR TRIPLE BBL WATER BALLOONS ARE THE PHYSICS YOU TEACH

[fishcheesenoodles]

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this is pretty long lolol O_o"

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•||•Basic Info/Random Facts abt me•||•

Dandy's world(sorta grown out of it, but I like to play it with my friends occasionally :D

Roblox ARGS (Guest 6666, brandonworks, rochas313, IHasAFaceLulz, ETC...)

Roblox Myths (Ocean Terror((already put that but IIIIDDDDCCCC), ummm ide others rn but later I'll watch some more dw chat like the smiles family and ya)

hi I'm like,, pretty c00l,,,, man,,,,

* you can call me asher or fish ^_^

* I am bigender and omnisexual ^^ (He/She/They/Any)

* my Roblox main accounts username is fishcheesenoodles :D!!! (ask 2 friend ^_^ I won't accept if u don't ask srry-)

* My Roblox Alt account is dischargedivaa, display name Bloxy Cola (don't ask. e_e)

* I like to draw :)

* IDM if u use my art but I'd like if credits were added don't have to tho ty :)

* I'll try to post often but not all the time

* I like to rot in Natural Disaster Survival sometimes :9 rarely Work At A Pizza Place,,,,

* my favorite colorz is light purple and bright orange!!! :)

* if u want 2 be friends feel free 2 ask!! ^_^

* I AM A MINOR!!! plz don't b weird unless silly haha lolol ^_^"

* uhhhh feel free to ask me stuff I might not answer sum questions lalala but I'll try!!!

* @an1m4t1c is a rlly c00l and awesome person u should follow them lalala ^_^

* I occasionally play VR (what I mean by that is just natural disaster survival in VR LOLOL)

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* I'll try to answer most reqs/questions!!! but I might take a while O_o

* I'm rlly awkward- I'm not the type to start conversations first so sorry if it seems liek I don't wanna talk but I swear I'm juust too nervous that ill accidentally bother sum1 ^_^" sometimes I don't know what to say so I might respond with 'lalala' or smth if so - but not all the time!! Hope that made sense,,,,

* if u wanna b friends feel free to ask idm at all!! ^o^

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[giggggi-088]

shifters; what are some little, random things you love about your s/o??

LOVERGIRLS (genderneutral) UNITE this is pretty much a safe space to ramble about your s/o tell me everything 🤭🤭🤭🤭 pet peeves they have?? romantic moments?? quirks? a tradition you guys have ANYTHING i got inspired seeing @hrrtshape's post about her & coryo and i thought it was so cute i love her acc some things i love about my s/o/clarisse! ❤ for me and i will die on this hill CLARISSE IS AN ARTIST SHE SECRETLY LOVES TO DRAW IM SORRY 😶😶

like i dreamt about it once and now it just makes sense. its like something clicked she WOULD be rlly good at drawing and find it therapeutic, and literally no one would expect it from her. she is insanely talented!! like she just has a natural knack for pencil sketching and it always looks so good meanwhile she'll be like 'this? that's just a sketch 🤷‍♀️' CLARISSE. she also likes to draw me sometimes 🤭🤭🤭🤭 this is my main headcanon/thing i love about her but i love her LOTS so here other stuff; ❤ when we end up becoming friends we find out we have a LOT in common and that includes liking the same foods so we both rlly love those sea salt caramel enlightened yogurt bars & everytime we somehow get a box of them stocked up in the big house (cause chiron won't buy food/junk food for campers meals but he will RARELY keep stuff in the fridge if a camper gets it) its like a death race to get the last one and it gets intense ❤ when we're kinda younger like in tlt era (good times) shes the type of person to talk like a corny 80s bully stereotype when shes mad. she grows out of it and even though i never bring it up later on, its something i ALWAYS think about LMAO. the 2000s are definitely a time because how did bullies take themselves seriously? 'your ass is grass and i'm gonna mow it!!! 😠😠' ..wrap it up 😭😭 will you guys unfollow me if i say im kind of attracted to it😞

❤ no, because she kind of looks like abby anderson.... IF YOU PLAY TLOU YOU KNOW!!!!!!!!!! ❤ she gets really clingy when she’s tired without even realizing it💞💞 as well as she lovesss having me play w her hair and touch it

❤ she always pulls me closer to her whenever we’re in the same bed or cuddling, she lays on top of me or puts my arms over her when she seeks comfort but she doesnt want to say anything ❤ TOUGH LOVE GALORE!! honestly she can be pretty blunt but its something i really appreciate and respect about her because even tho i dont like when she uses it to be hurtful clarisse is the one person you can rely on to tell you how it is & have your back regardless and i respect her a lot for that; especially when she starts to train me how to fight ❤ its kinda weird because its like for a while we don't rlly care/ know eachother on a deeper level even a little dislike for eachother BUT even then she always had a little affection and concern for me in small moments like when the cards r stacked against us or one of us is in trouble/danger. IMO it'll happen being somewhere with the same people for so long you're bound to care abt them building off this, one thing that i secretly love to do is plan for capture the flag with her and the rest of the cabins cause even if it doesnt always go well it's so fun to come up with strategies for our team & put aside everything we have between us to scheme LOL.

❤ BACK HUGS BACK HUGS BACK HUGS hugs in general are our thing and i know that clarisse has a hard time being affectionate so it means a lot whenever she is touchy with me 😭💓💓💓 she shows her love in her own way but rlly she's a big softie once she's comfortable with u ❤ my favorite colors are more cool colors like robin eggs blue/blue, periwinkle, seafoam green, lavender, pink/coral pink, and silver while hers are warmer colors like red and orange and brown and gold and bronze dark red and bronze are her favorites idk i just thought i'd point that out cause i didnt even plan this, its just something i noticed

❤ whenever i’m sad she always knows what to do to make me feel better aka hugs & hot chocolate

❤ she loves to pick me up toss me over her shoulder and carry me around like its nothing, shes sooo strong she always gives me a piggyback ride and carries me around camp💕 ❤ she gives me the softest kisses, she just melts into me, her hands cradling my face lovesick rambling over ✅✅✅✅ i rlly hope ppl see this and start writing about their relationship in their realities/dr and ofc ask me anything if u want to! like anything about my dr or my s/o like seriously i am LOVE SICK and i love rambling abt my reality *the spirit of clarisse possessing me* yeah so guys, rant about your s/o or ill pulverise you 😠😠😠 AND THATS NOT A THREAT ITS A PROMISE (i swear ive heard her say that before 😭😭 ⬇⬇⬇⬇

(tagging some of my mutuals but you dont have to talk abt ur s/o if you dont want to 💗) @luvism333 @ravinaaa @freewinnie @al3shifts @kikissdiaryy @beadelmare @lanathedoll @rorysshiftingdiary @virtualsnupi @lexidayne

[antonymphdraws]

Dandy's World OC: Pearl the Mermaid

Bio and details below!

“Pearl is Finn’s best friend and protector of sea creatures. She’s ever curious about what it’s like on land. She can be rather naive and ditzy, but she’s as sweet as the sunset on a nice summer day.”

Full Name: Pearl the Mermaid

Species: Mermaid

Gender: Female (She/Her)

Voice Claim: White Pearl Cookie - Cookie Run Kingdom (Erica Mendez)

Dandy Store Quote

“Pearl! Don’t worry, she’s not that deep, but that move of hers is!””

Requirements

1300 Ichor

50% Research of Twisted Finn

Appearance

Pearl is a humanoid Toon with tan skin and long wavy pastel blue hair. She wears a coral pink pearl necklace, a pastel purple tank top, and a coral pink cloth around her hips. Instead of legs, she has a light purple mermaid tail. She also has an orange star in her hair, presumably a starfish.

Similar to Connie, Pearl moves by floating through the air, like she's swimming through it. Her movement animation is accompanied by water splashes, implying this is done through some kind of hydrokinesis or water magic.  

Personality

Pearl is a curious little mermaid, inquisitive about what life is like for land dwellers like her best friend Finn, as seen in some of her dialogues that start with her asking a question to the other Toons. She loves the sea, and does her best to protect it, as she considers the sea creatures her friends. 

She can be a little shy sometimes, especially when it comes to meeting new people or standing (or I guess swimming) in front of a crowd, but she’s sweet as can be, loves to sing and collect “land things”, and has a beautiful singing voice to boot. She also has a sense of humor, as she makes fish puns like Finn does, just not as often.

However she is a little…ditzy and naive. She doesn’t seem to understand social cues all that much, such as not getting sarcasm for example. Not to mention kind of forgetful, as some of her dialogue suggests.

Stats

Rank: Rare

Health: 3 Hearts

Skill Check: 3 Stars (Size 150/Value 2)

Movement Speed: 2 Stars (Walk 12.5/Sprint 22.5)

Stamina:  3 Stars(150)

Stealth:  3 Stars (10)

Extraction Speed: 4 Stars (1.20)

Ability

Deep Dive Active This Toon dives into water and emerges on the other side, allowing her to teleport to an area in close vicinity of where it was activated. Activates in a straight line of sight. Has a cooldown of 30 seconds.

Dialogue 

Finishing extraction

“Fish-on accomplished!”

“I hope Finn saw that!”

“I did it! Uh, what do I do now..?”

Descending to the next floor

“Why exactly are we doing this again?”

“Maybe I should’ve stayed in the sea today…”

“Look at this stuff! Isn’t it neat?”

Activating Deep Dive

“Making a splash!”

“Coming through!”

“I’m going in!”

Interacting with Toons

Finn: “Heya Pearl! You’ve been taking care of those “Pearly” whites you have? Pearl: “Haha! I knew how you were going to Finn-ish that one!

Pearl: “Hey Finn! What do you call a fish with no eyes?” Finn: “Oh I know this one! Oldest joke in the book!” Pearl: “Don’t you mean oldest trick in the “hook”?” Finn: “Ah you got me! Good one! Haha!”

Pearl: “Hey Teagan…what does tea taste like?” Teagan: “It all depends on what kind of tea you have.” Pearl: “Oh, really? How many kinds are there?” Teagan: “Lots of them! I’d be happy to let you try some once we’re done.”

(More to be added soon)

Twisted Pearl

"It’s best to watch where you step, for this Twisted creates and hides in puddles of Ichor, anyone that steps in these puddles gets dragged down to a random location they never intended to be all the while being mildly slowed down. ”

Rank: Rare

Speed: None

Attention Span: N/A

Detection Range: Below Average

Twisted Pearl is a stationary Twisted that spawns in a random location on a floor. She hides in puddles of ichor that can be seen on the floor (the amount spawned depends on the size of the floor. The minimum being 1 and the maximum being 3). If a player steps onto the puddle, Twisted Pearl will attack them and teleport them to a random location on the floor, similar to her original self’s ability. The teleported player will also be inflicted with the Slow 1 debuff for 5 seconds.

Twisted Research Trinket: Pearl’s Necklace Trinket Category:  Other Grants twice the amount of tapes upon completing machines, using items, etc. 

Trivia

Pearl’s design is based on Sand E. Starfish from Lalaloopsy

One of Pearl's descending quotes is a reference to Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Specifically the lyric “Look at this stuff, isn’t it neat?” from the song “Part of Your World”.

[urperfectcinnamonroll07]

Hi, are your requests open? If not, ignore this please, but I would really, really like a chishiya x reader fluff where readers love language is "nah I'll do it for you" but not like grand gestures, just random things. Kinda like the peeling an orange thing, or going downstairs to get a snack or running a bath after a hard day. But like, it goes both ways, reader doing stuff for chishiya and vice versa. Also, could it be post borderlands where they remember everything? Feel free to change anything or don't do it at all, I wouldn't mind. Also, I haven't ever actually requested with my real username, so I don't know if it would notify me if you post with this, but can you @ me? Bye and I really enjoy your writing!!!

I'll Do It!

requested?: yes pairing(s): shuntarō chishiya x gn!reader genre: fluff, angst if you squint warning(s): mentions of nightmares, fluff, mentions of sleeping pills, mentions of very poor mental health, chishiya being sweet towards reader (shock horror gasp), mentions of trouble sleeping, mentions of eating disorder summary: 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘭𝘮𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘷𝘪𝘤𝘦 𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘢 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮, 𝘣𝘶𝘵 𝘸𝘩𝘦𝘯 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘢 𝘯𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘣𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘦𝘳𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘥𝘴, 𝘤𝘩𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘺𝘢 𝘩𝘢𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘳𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘮 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘭 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 word count: 1k a/n: ofc you can! my requests are practically always open and i do try my hardest to get through them, so sorry if this is late lol. also, think this is so cute and you have a great idea. just to add, can somone request something for bang chan please lmao, i wanna write for him but all my ideas are literally gone lmao. make sure to eat and drink something, love yas, mwah! (P.s so sorry this took a while, ive been busy recently lol) -Cilla tags: @ultimate-duck-king-lucifer

you and chishiya did absolutely everything for eachother. you both remembered the borderlands, which was a downside for the both of you, but you did both get over it. when chishiya went back to work, a lot changed.

it was almost as though he was never around, and he either worked so late that you were already asleep, or he would just crash when he got home. but of course, on the rare occasions he was working from home, you would bring him snacks and keep him company while he did so.

you had am office in your house that you had both decorated with comfy sofas, so you would sit and scroll through your phone while he worked, occasionally getting up to get a snack or a drink and bringing something back for him. you would also stand behind him sometimes and ask what he was doing, resulting in you being confused with the big fancy doctor words your boyfriend used in order to explain, so you ended up just sitting back down and pretending to understand (which he knew you wouldn't, and just chuckled anyways).

of course, you worked aswell, which also resulted in chishiya doing things for you. your work was mainly based at home, but you would have to go out and about to the office and do stuff sometimes. if it was a particularly stressful day, chishiya would run you a bath for after you finished work, and if you were working in the seperate office you had in your home, he would peep his head around the door and ask if you needed anything. if chishiya knew that you hadn't eaten anything yet, and you had said no to him asking if you needed anything, he would go get you a snack nontheless.

even though you both led very busy lives with your work, you also made time to cuddle in bed on a night, which took chishiya a while to get used to, but it was definately worth it.

there also lead to a problem with sleeping. sometimes one of you would have a nightmare and unintentionally wake the other, resulting in the other holding the other in their arms while the other calmed down and went back to sleep. more times than others, chishiya wouldn't wake you up when he had a nightmare, because he was a silent sleeper. but you, however, did wake him up since you were a quiet sleeper, but a one that moved around quite a lot. so you thrashed around quite a lot, with the occasional mutter of "no" or sometimes even you screamed.

the first time this did happen, however, chishiya thought there was an intruder, so he ultimately went into panic mode aswell, jumping awake and turning the light on, before realising it was just a nightmare you were having. he managed to wake you up as softly as he could, holding you in his arms as he whispered to you that everything would just about be alright. you believed him, well, almost.

the time he woke you up, he was just flinching and twitching in his sleep, and you woke him up. chishiya being chishiya, though, pretended nothing was wrong, but didn't say no to you holding him until he wemt back to sleep.

you almost believed that everything would be alright, because when your mental health started to slowly get worse, so did the nightmares. chishiya did notice you slowly started to eat less, and also sleep less, but he thought you would manage to get yourself back up on your feet. only when you started to get a lot worse, did he start to intervene.

it started off slow, just small snacks, before it turned into small meals, then bigger meals, then you were eating properly again. but that didn't change your sleeping. even though your eating patterns were improving, your nightmares were still getting worse.

almost every night you woke up screaming and crying, but even the nights you didn't, you would still be up throughout the night. chishiya was starting to get worried, even though he didn't show it that much, he worried.

after a while, you got a cat, aswell as sleeping pills perscribed from your doctor boyfriend himself. he thought the cat would help with anxiety, and the pills with sleeping. and they did, for a while at least. as much as chishiya loved you, he couldn't keep waking up due to your screams and nightmares.

the pills worked for around a month, before you started to get worse again. the pills weren't working as much as they used to and you were waking up a lot more. you had both tried everything, from pills to pillow mist, nothing was working.

your cat, did hep with bits of anxiety when you had the occasional anxiety or panic attack. but other than that, you were practically on your own. chishiya did help, but he wasn't there all the time. he did advise you to go get therapy, but even if you did, nobody would believe you other than the man l who suggested it himself.

at this point, you were barely sleeping. you would try not to wake chishiya, but whenever you were awake, so was he. it was almost as though he just knew you would be awake.

this one particular night, you had a worse nightmare, you were thrashing around all night and chishiya was awake. it was only when the screams started that he woke you up, you were hitting his chest in protest until you realised it was him.

"sh, sh, sh" he says, bringing your sobbing frame into his arms, your face soaking his night shirt with your tears. "you're okay, i'm here, everything is okay" he whispers, stroking your hair and leaving soft kisses on the crown of your head.

your sobs eventually died down, and chishiya just about thought you were asleep until you whispered.

"i'm sorry" you whispered into his chest.

"what for?" he says, cupping your cheeks in his hands and making you move your head so you were looking at him.

"keeping you awake every night" you whisper back.

"honey, it's fine, as long as you're okay" he says, bringing you back into his chest.

"i love you" you mutter, and you just about hear him say it back before sleep overcame you.

[notsosillyanymore-ehbatman]

What sodas the Bowers gang drinks (in my opinion)

Patrick: I KNOW that he likes lemon lime sodas, or really any citrus one. Really big on sprite and a FIEND for Mello Yello (this grosses Vic out) also likes those random faygo flavors (red white and blue, cotton candy, that stuff). Likes the crushed ice in his drinks, will settle for the sort of tube kind and likes restaurant cups (likes to press the buttons on the lid down, also straws and the sound they make when they run against the lid; Henry hates this so he does it on purpose to make him mad)

Henry: liked root beer as a kid (thought it was like real beer and made him cool (like his dad)) and still likes it now, otherwise he doesn't mind cola type sodas, but he rarely orders them -hates orange flavored sodas, also grape stuff. doesn't like ice, prefers glass bottles over cups

Vic: Dr. Pepper man through and through. Acts like it's superior to every other cola and won't touch another brand to save his life. On the occasion he'll get a cream soda to see if he likes it, every time, it does not impress. Legit I feel like he has one of those molds that makes the big circle ice cubes, otherwise he likes crushed ice or the oblong kind. I KNOW that he chills his glasses/mugs. Fancy motherfucker

Belch: another root beer guy, likes sarsaparilla (his dad got it for him before he kicked the bucket so he associates it with him) but it's kind of hard to find, so he usually just sticks to root beer. He WILL go sharesies with Henry because sometimes a whole soda is too much for him (more of a savory palette) -also, tell me if I'm wrong: but I feel like he might water down his soda with water or seltzer or something. likes plastic bottles with screw off caps, also glasses and usually doesn't like ice, but if he does he just likes plain cubes

[orphees-corner]

Hiiiii helllooooo I wanna hear swsh headcanon :3

BGKJHLJG WITH PLEASURE!!! you can easily guess who my blorbo is... 😞

— leon's eyes are pure gold, while hop's are a bit darker, like a brownish yellow

— both postwick brothers have freckles, but hop's are way more visible

— bea and allister are half siblings

— opal teaches bede how to crochet, at the start he thought it was stupid but he eventually started liking it and doing it whenever he's bored

— piers is the one to do marnie's hair because she used to not know how to, but now it's more like their silly morning ritual

— kabu and bea wakes up at ungodly hours for training, milo does too but it's to take care of his farm

— sometimes kabu would drag raihan to do sports with him (kabu and raihan having a father-son kinda relationship is very important to me)

— nessa and raihan like to get their hair done together, they mainly gossip lol

— baker boy hop <3 (kinda projecting, i bake whenever i'm bored)

— sonia likes studying languages and words' etymology, and using very hard/unknown words during random moments is funny to her

— oleana is bad with kids, back when leon was young, he brought an even younger hop with him. oleana thought that giving that small child coffee could be a good idea (spoiler: it was not)

— marnie listens to destroy boys religiously, it's canon i'm literally the bows in her hair

— albinos bede. no need for explanation

— gordie and melony have as much mother-son bonding times as they can (cooking, training, shopping, anything works for them!)

— hop grows taller than leon. because it's funny. and the growing spurt happens while he's away for studying so leon has no idea until hop is back in galar

— piers sleeps with his makeup on, well atleast when he does go to sleep which is rare

— milo's favorite pie is lemon pie with meringues on it

— hop and marnie knows each other since a long time because of all the time they accompanied their brothers to events. once hop gave a bracelet to marnie against one candy she had (hop totally forgot about it, marnie still wears that bracelet)

— leon's eyesight is fucking shitty, mainly what is to blame for him getting lost

— opal has a big collection of porcelain dolls and different clothes for each of them. bede loves them but won't admit it

— sonia favorite smell is orange blossom and nessa's is vanilla, they regularly wear each other's perfume to have a piece of the other with them

— hop would sneak out during night to have some alone time, leon would call him to ask where he was and hop would answer "with gloria and victor" only to realize that gloria and victor are actually with leon

— raihan bought a plushy for allister once, but thought that he didn't really like it because of the lack of reaction. allister cherishes it like his most prized possession

— i like the idea that hop enjoys being lonely more than he let on, but that he avoids it to not worry people around him. he also likes journaling to remember stuff he does (literally my rp blog for him)

— gordie used to be leon's and piers' go-to babysitter because he's used to small kids (his siblings) (he was lowkey so sad when marnie and hop didn't need a babysitter anymore)

— milo gifts flowers whenever he can to his fellow gym leaders

— hop-lillie-arven friendship is so real to me, but it gets into my au territory so i won't rant about it 😞

— while trying to copy milo a bit, allister tried to gift flowers to others, the flowers were sadly dead but the thought was what mattered

i have many more but i'd rather not infodump too much :')

[mediocreanomaly]

Mermaid vash with s/o human reader

I feel like Vash would court the reader by giving them random "lost" stuff that he found from people that dropped things in the ocean, like bottles, broken camera, jewelry, a random knive. Anything shiny and cool looking ends up in the reader's hands from Vash. He'd be very happy if the reader accepts the gifts but if the reader gives him something? Any thoughts gone, Vash is malfunctioning.

Just thought this would be a cute idea

Authors Note: Guys please I'm a creature lover at heart don't get me started on these prompts- (joking please get me started on these prompts mer!Vash makes me happy)

Mer!Vash x Reader HC's

��Vash is extremely interested in humans. Think...Ariel lmao. Although humans are known for trying to poach merfolk (their scales and fins are extremely valuable) he can't help but love them!

•He does his best to stay hidden as he follows along boats from afar to watch the crew work during the day or play cards and drink at night. He sits on far away rocks on beaches to watch the humans splash in the water and sunbathe on the beach. Basically, if he can watch humans somewhere he'll be there

•Which is why when you became the newest light house keeper for the port, you were the perfect human for Vash to watch

•It was perfect, the lighthouse was far enough from the actual port that he could lay on the rocks with out being seen, he'd watch you through the light house windows, he'd watch when you'd leave to dip your feet in the water or sit on the rocks to watch the horizon. It became Vash's new favorite pass time so it was only a matter of time before you noticed your fishy companion

•When you first see him his lower body is in the water, only his head sits out watching you, you blink and begin approaching him thinking it's someone who's swam too close to the rocks

"Hey! This might not be the best place to swim. There's lots of rocks, and the actual swimmer's beach is-" You pause, caught off guard when, a couple of steps in, you see a long red and orange tail gleaming in the water. You lose your balance and fall into the shallow water screaming-

"ahhh!" "ahhh!" the merman mimics back in your voice, which only concerns you more and...leads you to scream again, "Ahhh!!!" "ahhh!!!"

•This whole mimicking thing seems to go back and forth for about two more screams before you settle. You catch your breath as you stare at the merman who just watches you curiously not making a move to leave

•You had heard of merfolk, everyone had but it was rare to see them unless you were a poacher and even then merfolk were famous for sinking the ships that were after them. You had met a cocky sailor once who had tried to boast by showing off a few mermaid scales he has sliced off some mermaid he was tracking but it had only disgusted you thinking about how terrified the poor girl must've been

•Although as you carefully look over the merman in front of you it doesn't look like this one has had any better luck, winding scars paint his chest and it seems he's missing an arm...you wearily glance up to the blue eyes watching you, you're pretty sure merfolks were supposed to have silted iris but this merman's pupils are blown wide with curiosity

"...so...can you copy anything I say?" you ask,

"...so...can you copy anything I say?" He repeats in your voice, which...is admittedly a bit creepy but he makes a pleased trill noise after he shows off

"Right...so you uh, have a name?" you ask, the merman nods eagerly then pauses looking a little sad before smiling and saying

"Vash!" in a woman's voice you've never heard before

•You come to realize that Vash can mimic pretty much any sound as long as he's heard it before. You assume it's some sort of hunting tactic which scared you a bit until you realized he mostly used it to mimic the noises of other sea animals to bring them closer, so it seemed humans were not on the merfolk menu

•Vash comes around pretty much every day, trying to communicate through half phrases he had heard and various chirps and trills you often had to decode the message of. Luckily he was very expressive so it helped with the context

•You find Vash loves human things, you even started bringing him foods after he snatched a bag of donuts from your hand one morning. So you eat most of your meals out by the rocks now, not that you mind. The life of a light house keeper was a lonely one, so you were glad for the company as unconventional as it may be

•The two of you actually become close, or...as close as a human and merman can get you guess? The only issue for you is you don't seem to realize how close you actually are

•Vash has decided. You'd be the perfect mate. You're a good swimmer (for a human), you provide food (donuts), and it only confirms it in his head when one day he makes and happy chirp noise and you jokingly try to mimic it back the same way he does, not realizing it's a show of affection in the merfolk world

•So Vash takes it upon himself to begin courting you. You know how I said think Ariel when you think about Vash? Yeah, he has a little cave in the ocean that he just collects trinkets in. Pennies, jewelry, screws, knives, if it shimmers he's picked it up and stashed it away. Which is why he's sure he'll be very good at scavenging to show you how good of a mate he would make!

•It starts off slow, when you're sitting on the rocks with Vash and he hands you a small shiny quarter. You glance up at him as he watches you eagerly waiting for a response. You smile and run your hand through his wet hair

"For me?" you hum, he makes an affirmative trill, tail slapping against the rock excitedly

"Well thank you, it's very nice Vash"

•Then the next day he brings you a necklace he found which you please him by wearing, something that just confirms his courting is working. Then he brings you an old camera, then a bottle, then a whole sword which you go wide eyed at when your smiling blonde companion pulls it out of the water

•You aren't 100% sure why Vash feels the need to bring you things but you enjoy the collection of shells, sand dollars, and shiny objects he leaves you. Although you feel a little bad that, besides the snacks you offer him, you haven't ever given him a gift

•So you go to the market the next day trying to find something. You didn't really know if Vash had a home to keep anything big in...where did merfolk live anyway? You'd have to ask Vash the next time you saw him- and you're getting distracted.

•You sigh almost giving up when a stall that glimmers in the sun catches your eye. Perfect! Vash loved shiny things! You run over to the stall to see what they have when your gaze lands on a gold earring. The whole "one earring" look was becoming popular among sailors, but...Vash liked mimicking humans, maybe he'd like this?

•You quickly buy it (in part thanks to all the spare change Vash leaves in your hands every morning) and head back out to the lighthouse

•When you get there Vash has already pushed himself up on the rocks waiting for you. He makes a pleased trill noise and greets you with a "Good morning!" in your own voice. You chuckle and carefully climb your way over to his spot and sit down

"Good morning to you too! Hold out your hand!" You urge as you dig in your bag for your gift, Vash gives a curious look and tilts his head letting out a questioning "vrr?"

"please? C'mon it's good surprise promise" you say, he nods not one to deny you and holds out his hand. You press the gold ear ring into his palm and smile at him.

"so? Do you like it? ...Vash? Uh...Vash?" You try to wave your hand in front of his face but his eyes are locked on the trinket, as if completely shocked. His face is...also going a very bright shade of red the longer he looks at it- did you break him?

"Vash if you don't like it-" Before you can finish that thought he quickly makes a panicked chirp when you go to grab it out of his hand and dives into the water leaving you wondering what just happened

•Vash, meanwhile, is running his fingers over the metal of the earring over and over again. Never in his wildest dreams had he expected a courting gift from you! This was so embarrassing! To accept courting advances was one thing but to be so bold as to court back? He never expected you to be so forward! Well...that just confirmed you wanted to be his mate...and that he'd have to up his courting tactics to really impress you

•After about a half hour of sitting bewildered at the mermans reaction you finally spot him as he peaks his head out of the water and- oh! He's wearing the gold earring, the hoop hanging from his right ear

"Vash! I almost thought you left for the day" you sigh padding into the water after him.

He shakes his head and makes a cooing noise before repeating "Hold out your hand!" just as you had earlier

"hmm? Oh you didn't have to get me something too but okay" You relent holding out your hand, expecting more change or something shiny-

"ahhhh!" you scream as a live fish about as big as your arm is dropped into your hands. You fumble and drop it, the fish flops around before darting away as soon as it hits the water. Vash frowns, this...was going to be harder than he thought.

[laidback-thrills]

GIVE US YOUR COMPLETLY RANDOM HEADCANONS ABOUT THE GAY FRUITS OF DSAF THAT YOU WANTED TO SHARE BUT NOBODY ASKED YET!

Okay! Some completely random headcanons for ya!!

* Jack has a massive sweet tooth and is a big fan of cake and fruit flavored candy. His favorites are orange and grape, but he's also partial to green apple. (Mmm)

* Dave used to have six nipples, but all of them have been lost in various ways except for one, which he stapled onto himself.

* Jack and Dave both think the other is their "girl".

* Jack can't manage to say "I love you", or really anything he means, but he does show his affection by taking care of Dave, especially by helping him brush and cut his hair and clipping his nails.

* Dave is obsessed with the idea of impressing Jack and is constantly trying to give him random things, like a crow.

* Dave has pica and lowkey is eating the asbestos and insulation inside of walls.

* Dave, much like a hamster or a rat, has to gnaw on hard stuff to wear out his teeth, or they'll grow weirdly.

* In the height of their relationship, Jack and Dave got married unoffically at least twice a year, and enjoyed "honeymooning" all across America. Who wore the dress got switched up every time.

* Davesport love to take a niiice big draw of their cigs and horribly shotgun it with eachother.

* Jack, courtsey of his wonderful VA, has a handsome and deep singing voice. He uses it rarely, but does know a couple of lullabies thanks to Dee. Sometimes he sings a panicking Dave to sleep.

* Davesport play drinking games while they watch shitty reality television. They would love wife swap.

[rr-shattered-memory]

You look away from Roman to let your heartbeat get back to normal, looking in this direction you can see the outside from the patios windowed doors.

The sun is setting, flaring the sky up in brilliant reds and oranges - almost as if the world was set ablaze.

"Fuckin beautiful" you breathe.

And I'm definitely only talking about the sunset.

"Yeah" Roman agrees softly.

"This is supposed to be a slumber party!" you shoot up before things can get softer than you'd want.

Roman startles a bit at your sudden movement, "uh yeah?"

You look down to him with a shine, "we should make a pillow fort!"

Roman's face brightens with a smile, "that sounds like so much fun! we haven't done that in forever!" he jumps up next to you, raring to get started.

"Leeeeet's see here" you say as you turn to scout your surroundings.

"Where should we start?" Roman asks.

"I think we should stick a sheet right as the entrance starts" you point over at the little alcove of the entry way.

The both of you walk over, "that's perfect" Roman agrees, "it'll leave enough room for the door to open and a great place to branch out!"

"That's what I'm saying!"

"Okay, we need building supplies" Roman says turning to you.

"Yes we do" you say back, turning to him too.

"Well?"

"Well what?"

"This is your house Remus."

"Well it's not like I know where anything is."

"Pffft" Roman snorts out a laugh, "you right you right, okay let's go scavenge through the closets and drawers."

"Split and cover more ground?" you suggest.

>It's a good suggestion! more can get done!

"I don't think I want to risk that actually" Roman says, "we look together."

"Alright alright, fine let's raid the hall closet first."

You turn to the hall where it leads to the bedrooms, bathroom and two other doors.

You each open one of the other doors, one is a linen closet the other is a laundry closet.

Roman opens the dryer, "oh jackpot! there's sheets in here!"

"Sweet grab em! I'll stuff my arms with these ones!"

You pile a bunch of sheets, pillow cases and blankets in your arms as much as you can carry and walk back to the living room.

You both deposit your building materials on the couch, not all of it stays there but that's fine.

"We should move this" you knock your knee on the coffee table to indicate what you mean.

"We can just push it up against the entertainment center?"

"That works!"

The table slides over and nestles against the entertainment center perfectly.

"We need safety pins and thumbtacks, where would those be kept?" Roman asks.

"Uhhh, just start opening drawers."

"Yeah alright."

The drawers in the entertainment center holds gadgets, wires, controllers, batteries and random odds and ends - the sliding doors the coffee table is against holds what looks to be a dvd/vhs player and two video game consoles.

The shelf in here has books, games and movies - the drawer holds random stuff so you rummage through it and come out with a little tin of safety pins.

"I found safety pins!" you announce as Roman also announces, "I got thumbtacks!"

"Let's fucking get this bitch started!"

As you decided beforehand you guys pin up a sheet right outside of the entry alcove and work from there.

Pinning another at the beginning of the hallway closing it off, one over the archway to the kitchen and another over the arch of the dining area.

Now that all the entryways are covered you guys start at one end pinning and placing and connecting things together until the living room has become a tent.

The only door not blocked is the one to go to the balcony but the windows on either side have been sheeted.

The couch hasn't been moved from its spot in the middle of the room, it's become the load bearing structure that connects almost everything together.

The cushions have been stripped from it and the two sections have been pulled from each other, turned on their sides to make a pillar to hold the sheets up - and an added bonus of it being a little comfy crevice now.

"Just need the finishing touches" Roman says and starts to arrange the couch cushions into a large mattress, keeping them together with a large fitted sheet.

"We need more comfort stuff" he says.

"On it!" you rush over to your room and grab all your pillows and blankets, go over to Janus' room to do the same.

"Okay here, I'll be back set this up."

Heading back to your room you grab some of the battery operated lights and a package of glow sticks that are sitting on your workbench.

When you get back Roman has already finished the fort nest.

"I brought lights!"

"Yes!" Roman exclaims as you hand him a bundle.

When it's all set up and done the two of you lay down in the nest and admire the work you put into this cozy space.

"We should do this more" Roman says.

"Yeah, we really should" you look over to him as he does the same.

Your heart flutters as you make eye contact, the lights are shimmering in Romans gaze.

>You should stop staring.

He's beautiful.

>He's going to think somethings up, stop staring.

What if I don't want to...

The front door opens.

"What the blazes..." Janus says.

>Close call, I should probably keep whatever that was in check.

"Remus dear, are you in there?"

"Who wants ta know?"

"You best be decent hon, I'm coming in."

"What's the password!" you yell.

"Excusez-toi?"

"Password or you sleep on the street!" Roman laughs.

"I know you didn't just say that to me."

You laugh as well, "nah he's just kidding! but seriously, password!"

"Let me think here" Janus plays along, "is it Remus is a stinky poo man?"

"Ooooh, good one but nah!"

"Is this a trick question? is there actually a password?"

>The password suggestions will be featured as Janus' guesses, and one will actually be it.

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[forsaken-headcanons]

I remembered seeing someone HC that the hacker/exploiter bluescreen once in awhile beofre

I think it happens whenever they get stressed out too much or their mind is messed up/confused too much,or when they have a headache

It happens even more if they're ill(they can get ill,me think)

There's actually other color variants of BSOD,lemme cook abit in this:

Blue screen of death:most likely to occur frequently

Green screen of death:seizure(i doubt they have),rarely occur when having eye issues,possible brain damage, which lead to possible vision ability issues

Yellow screen of death:rarely occur when they having brain fog or forgetting stuff, possible brain damage, which lead to possible memory issues or memory loss

Red screen of death:rarely occur when too much confusion,possible brain damage, which lead to possible passing out

Purple screen of death:overexhaustion,overwhelming stress,too hot temperature(occur with heat stroke sometimes), possible brain damage and when reaching old age

Grey screen of death:some illness causes that,possible brain damage

Pink screen of death: purple screen of death,on rare occasions,it gets discoloured

Brown screen of death: similar to purple screen of death,however rarer

White screen of death:same as grey screen of death

Orange screen of death:rarest to occur,brain damage most likely

Black screen of death:severe damage, immediately need fix by it's creator or by whomever is experienced enough and can figure out how part of their code works

(this one is too random,idfk,that's all I ma game rn)

-randomized anon

Ooh. There's different SOD types now. That's interesting!

[emiplayzmc]

Y'know what, frick it - random post to add onto my previous Addison ref sheet with random Addison / Spamton headcanons, complete with worldbuilding stuff as well :D

Long post under the cut, ^^"

Part 1: Body Reference Sheet + Anatomy Headcanons

Part 3: Main 4 Designs

-Addisons are highly advanced AI models based around human / Lightner minds. Because of that, they are VERY social people! It's rare to see any Addison that doesn't have even a single person it considers a friend or family member or SO, and those end up being pretty tight-knit relationships.

-Being robots, Addisons are unable to have any biological relations. However, it's very common for Addisons to have family members - just in a nonbiological sense! Basically, if they form a strong enough connection with someone and spend enough time with them, their CPU's are wired to think 'oh hey. this person is my sibling :)' Sibling relations are the most common familial bond between Addisons, but occasionally there are some with parent/child relations.

-Adding onto the last one, I like to see the main Blue, Yellow, Pink, and Orange Adds as being siblings to Spamton, :D The blue and yellow Addisons are the eldest, Spamton and the pink Add are close in age (Spamton being the younger one), and the orange one is the youngest.

-Addisons all use the name 'Addison' as their last name, along with a first name that reflects the type of advertising that they work in / represent (Examples: Click, Banner, Radio). Naturally, this results in a lot of similar names if there are Addisons who work in the same advertisement field. Thus, Addisons have middle names as well, and those function like last names for them.

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-Not all Addisons have the same shade of colour to their casing, so that's a defining feature that many of them have - no two Addisons are the same colour (besides an Addison and their Copycat. More on that later in the post)! (Example image below)

-When stressed, different colours of Addisons have different ways of their systems starting to overcompensate - Orange Addisons overheat, Pink Addisons overfrost, Yellow Addisons produce a lot more static electricity that can occasionally jump to other people and objects, and Blue Addisons are the only ones out of the bunch that can actually perspire!  White Addisons / Glitches just overheat.

-Different colours of Addisons are typically glitches in the system - in other words, the Cyber World got confused when making the code for a specific Addison, thus making their colours glitch and mix with two or more Addison colours, resulting in Green (Yellow and Blue mixed colours), Purple (Pink and Blue mixed colours) and White Addisons (all colours at once). White Addisons are the rarest glitches, and only one White glitch is known to exist - Spamton. However, the other glitch colours are still less in population than the other main four colours. There are no other known glitch colours.

-Addisons don’t really age!  Physically or mentally.  As long as they have consistent repairs and take good care of their bodies, they essentially are immortal.  Dented leg?  Just get it repaired!  Destroyed faceplate?  They have replacements available!  Faulty CPU?  Tricky, but the Ambyu-Lances should be able to get it fixed up properly! They spawn in when the Cyber World creates their code as fully functional adult-minded Addisons.

-Adding to the last one, that only difference between a newly created Addison and an Add that's been around for a while is that new Addis pretty much have a one-track mind - find a job and start working. Over time, their minds develop more of their personalities, life views, opinions, etc. It usually takes about three to four months for an Addison's CPU to be like that of a fully operational adult human.

-When working a job, Addisons usually own their own storefront websites by themselves, but a few other Addisons have employees or work for other people - the ones with employees are usually the more successful Addisons in the city, like 'Big Shot' era Spamton.

-Yellow Addisons are filled with static energy as a result of their electrical magic. Therefore, their magic is a lot more physically damaging than other Addisons’ magic, and it’s quite easy for them to use. And, even without using magic, they can usually use that static electricity anyway like a reserve of power. Basically? Be friends with a Yellow Addison, and you'll never have to worry about losing power again. They can just come over and jumpstart a dead battery or turn the lights back on in your house :)

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-The Cyber World has a Dark Web side to the city - basically, it's a shadier part of Cyber City that's less in population, but the large majority of its residents are scam artists, criminals, et cetera. The Dark Web has its own Addisons as well, though they don't occur naturally.

-The Dark Web Addisons are known as Copycats / Trojan Addisons (though Trojans are a less common term for them). They only spawn in if a naturally spawned Addison enters the Dark Web side of the city. Basically, they're mirror versions of the Addison themself, usually holding most of the same personality traits, advertisement types, and personal styles as the Addison they copied, though in a way that's meant to scam and trick people.

-Copycats usually spawn with the same name as the one they're copying, but some change their names to better fit THEIR OWN purposes (example: an Addison named Click has a Copycat of themselves - the Copycat decides to name themselves 'Clickbait'). Not all Copycats are scammers, but most are.

-The only physical difference between an Addison and their Copycat is a marking on the Copycat's shoulder - they usually have a symbol like the Web Browser (the globe made of blue lines?), but with a neon green eye in the center of it.

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The brainrot over these fictional salesmen is enormous right now, thank you for coming to my TED talk

[choccy-zefirka]

@artistichound tagged me to post 6 non selfies from my camera roll! You are in luck bc I take selfies disproportionately rarely compared to other random stuff!

So enjoy some random oranges I photographed to show the grocery delivery service that they'd given me another person's order, Warhammer 40K Rogue Trader doodles, axolotl plushie, late night campus liminal space, and a cosmetic surgery ad on the local underground that I thought was creepy