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#me and the bad bitch i hallucinated#well except for when he did meet him and unnecessarily undressed him and cock and ball tortured him to death#goldrose#joe goldberg#rhys montrose#you#you netflix
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watching “gay” media in 2012: ughhh i hope my precious little cinnamon roll does something a little limp wristed in this episode. i hope when a minor character accuses them of being gay in a way that’s nearly classifiable as a hate crime they don’t vehemently deny it this time!
watching gay media in 2023: ughhhh i hope i get to see blorbo from my shows getting spitroasted and fucked sideways from sunday and getting his balls tickled and getting it total sloppy wet style
#sorry for all the shows i’m referencing i’m about to tag#ofmd#our flag means death#good omens#wwdits#sherlock#spn#times really have changed huh. i was thinking about this because i was predictably thinking thoughts about the second#then had to be like wait. girl. we aren’t that far yet.#you think we’re going to see rhys darby dick and balls on tv? michael sheen dick and balls on tv?#you think taika waititi is going to show hole?#but at the same time i’m like. but what if……..
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Being a silt verses fan and an ethics town fan is so funny because. Like.


These are the same VAs 😂😭
#the silt verses#ethics town#rhys and sarah being “besties” in ethics town vs carson almost getting shrue killed in silt verses fight fight#consider: ian and noah in tsv and shrue and carson in ethics town#carson would have a ball in ethics town i will be honest#ian would somehow be more miserable#draws a line between noah who loves to talk vs shrue who's greatest strength/weakness was their words (and their inevitable ineffectiveness)#hmm do you see my vision#also I will not! think too hard about noah referring to ian as january!!! i will not!!
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Rhys Nicholson in the ballpit - Taskmaster Australia
#rhys nicholson#taskmaster australia#taskmaster#taskmaster au#taskmaster aus#taskmaster gif#taskmaster spoilers#taskmaster aus series 3#taskmaster 3x09#taskmastersource#taskmastergifs#taskmasteredit#gifs in the palace#edits in the palace#ball pit#rhys in the ballpit#I adore this moment#like a rabbit peeking out of a hole#and I love this task specifically rhys’s segment haha
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Sharing my writing on this website feels weird but
Imagine an Azriel that doesn’t exist. He’s a ghost in the eyes of the world, he isn’t known publicly, by the courts or even by his closest friends.
His job is the night courts spy, his job is to be sneaky and unknown, so why would he be a public figure? Why would there be records of his existence?
There are rumors about a male made of shadow, it’s a horror story maids tell the children of lords, so they behave. It’s an urban legend among the higher fae, the night courts monster that has no problem going undetected through your wards.
The high lords have a suspicion that a shadow spymaster exists, but they’ve never seen him nor do they have any proof.
Azriel who makes appearances as often as the planets align, whose existence is only confirmed to the Inner Circle of the night court. Even then, they rarely meet face to face, only relying messages through letters and notes.
An azriel who doesn’t exist, but desperately wants to.
#do you guys GET IT#HE ISNT A PERSON IN THE EYES OF THE WORLD BECAUSE OF HIS USE#HE WANTS TO EXIST AND BE KNOWN#something something Eris is the first one outside the night court to officially meet Azriel#At a court ball to celebrate the high lord of nights marriage#he sees a man out of the corner of his eye on a balcony and approaches him#azriel is taken aback but entertains the conversation for a few brief moments before disappearing once again#something something azris happens and azriel discovers he has value beyond being a fucked up former child soldier#somnas.writes#azriel acotar#azriel shadowsinger#acotar#a court of thorns and roses#acotar au#azriel centric#my pookie#Rhys wanting to know azriel more but due to the nature of their positions he can’t so he has Cassian know him instead#Cryptid!azriel
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he's a freak...
#borderlands#borderlands 3#katagawa jr#rhys ball#rhysagawa#in a sense...?#gotta be one of my fav jr drawings#sofi's art
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I like to imagine that Rhys controls Feyre's mind, but sometimes Feyre has these little hiccups where she knows something is wrong. Here is a snippet of the idea (also english is not my native language so I apologize in advance for the writing):
"I bring Nyx to bed, darling", says Rhys. While I'm in the bathroom brushing my teeth, I spit out the toothpaste and answer, "Okay, but make sure he has his little bat plushie."
Nyx loves the plushie toy, which Cassian and Nesta gifted him after his birth. I close the bathroom door and go to my dressing table, where I place my necklace and engagement ring. I look at my tattooed hand, sometimes I still have the feeling that someone is watching me, but then I realize that it's just my imagination playing tricks on me.
As I brush my hair and let my hands go through it, I look at myself in the mirror, and I have the feeling that bigger and stronger hands are going through my hair. A quiet, deep voice whispers to me.
Darling, you look so good on my lap. You like that, didn't you? Being my little plaything?
I jolt right up like I was struck by lightning, my throat tightens, and I can't breathe. Why does the voice sound like my mate? My head hurts suddenly.
Everything is fine
You are safe here
Your mate loves you
You are happy
I shake my head as I sit down on the chair again. I think I need to go to Madja again, the headaches are coming back.
Rhysand comes to the door, "I think we need to tell Nesta and Cassian to buy a couple of these plushies so we don't have to worry when the first gets too worn someday," he says with a little grin on his face. When he sees my face through the mirror, he suddenly has an irritated expression on his face. "Is everything okay, darling? You look a little pale."
He comes behind me and puts his hand on my shoulder. I look at him through the mirror and answer, "No, everything's fine, I think I'm just getting this terrible headaches again," as I bring my hands to my temples.
His hand slowly moves to my neck, and he looks intensively at my reflection in the mirror and speaks, "That's not good; we'll go to Madja again tomorrow so that she might give you something stronger than last time." I nod slightly.
Rhysand slowly runs his hand along my arm and finally takes my hands and says quietly to me, "Come on, let's go to bed." He slowly pulls me up from the chair, and we move to our bed.
I lay on my side while he lays behind me, holding me tight. I hear his slow breathing in my ear as he says, "Sleep, feyre, everything is fine."
I close my eyes and dream about my beautiful mate and husband.
#Once again proving that rhysand is better as a villain#acotar as a psychological thriller works 100% better#sarah fumbled the ball so hard with rhys character#sjm critical#anti acotar#acotar critical#anti sjm#acotar thoughts#acotar#feysand#pro feyre#evil rhysand#rhysand
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I was looking at katagawa's concept art and now I headcanon that he used to actually have an undercut hairstyle to look similar to his father, but when rhys entered the picture he wanted to emulate his looks instead and therefore changed it
#kat picks one special person in his life to base his looks and goals on#as one does#unrelated but that screenshot of rhys got me by the balls#i wanna kiss him#borderlands#katagawa jr#katagawa sr#rhys strongfork#txt#anw i might be drawing something involving kats concept art ;) that headshot specifically
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My silly Rhysball and Jackpot designs.
- RhysBall link for Toyhouse and Art fight
Jackpot links for Toyhouse and Art fight
#rhack#rhys strongfork#handsome jack#borderlands#borderlands art#borderlands fanart#rhack bot#their ship name is rhack bot.... probably#handsome jackpot#jackpot#rhys ball#rhysball#jackbot#shadowolf188 art#rhackbot
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nothing…just some adorable pics of Rhys Darby
#ofmd#rhys darby#murray hewitt#fotc#Rhys montague Darby#he’s adorable#flight of the conchords#our flag means death#stede bonnet#ginger balls#stand up comedian#stand up comic#leggy blonde
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@ofcaeriw (diamond ball)
"Good evening," Edward said, noticing Rhys standing about the ball away from the main crowd. He remembered meeting the other man just outside the bookstore. It was always nice to talk books with someone new, and that had been the perfect opportunity. He was nursing a champagne in his hand and he lifted it as a toast of greeting.
He smiled. "How have you been liking the presentations and the ball?" he asked, curious of the other man's opinion as he didn't see him at the presentation with the others, but he still would have the opportunity to dance with the others around, as there were plenty of others seeking out partners.
"And the book, I meant to ask when I saw you earlier," Edward's eyebrows raised a bit. He remembered they had talked about books the last time they had spoken. "Did you get a chance to start on it?"
#( mcstardently: edward bromley )#( thread: edward & rhys )#( event: diamond ball )#( diamond ball: edward & rhys )#kind of going off of the last thread
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been playing a lot of witchlight, and wanted to make street fashion photography style illustrations for the whole party :^)
#wild beyond the witchlight#dnd#we are at endgame and we've had two VERY good rp centric sessions in a row and i have BRAINWORMS ABOUT IT#ME WHITE KNUCKLE GRIPPING THESE FIVE LIKE A STRESS BALL#my pc is julien (guy in yellow) but oh my god. everyohne#julien#rhys#bunny#sabine#discordia#i need to find a meme or something. im going nuts#artposting#witchlightposting
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PINBALL MACHINE ADDED TO LOCAL BOWLING ALLEY EVERYONE REJOICE
#IM GONNA LOOSE SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY TO THAT GAME#PINBALL#FAVORITE ARCADE GAME UNIRONICALLY#actually that might be betwen air hockey and pin ball#POINT STILL STANDS THO#rhys rambles
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Okay.
Sudden story idea, about Rhys.
Holy nutballs, I guess.
"Phantom pain is still a thing that lives in him, however. It hasn't gone away and has no plans of leaving any time soon."
#borderlands 3#tales from the borderlands#I'm turning Rhys into a little traumatized ball of PTSD and I love it
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This lil merman Stede is currently printing I’m hoping to have him printed and fully painted by the time the last episode airs.

#custom doll#stede bonnet#ofmd#our flag means death#our flag means death spoiler#ofmd spoilers#rhys darby#merman stede#Bjd#ball jointed doll
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Inside of me is a Calico Jack. Dying to burts out
He just wants to play with his mate, have fun, be loud. Not think about others' needs first. Not think about what others will think. Just screan from the top of his lungs " WHIPPIES!"
I know Calico Jack is a villain in Stede's story. Keeping Ed from him. Turning Ed into a loud maniac screaming "WHIP MY BALLS, JACK! WHIP MY BALLS!"
But to me he is also the guy Ed (or Blackie, as Calico Jack calls him) had found earlier in his life. The guy he could play with, be himself with, at least to some extend. I think he was the first person to make Ed feel like he could be himself. Hell, he could be gay with this guy. Yet still they both remained to be loud, fearsome pirates.
I can see why Ed is drawn back to that. With Stede he feels so much more vunerable. Because it is so much more real. With Calico Jack he can fall back into a dynamic that used to be great. It is super self-destructive ofcourse. For both of them. But it is easy, it is familliar. It is like an old coping mechanism that used to work for you, used to protect you when the world vo too much. But now it is no longer actually safe. Now it just feels that way, because healtier ways of dealing with your shit feel scary. You have to be vuberable, you have to reach out to others, tell them how you feel. And ofcoure, if they hear you, it feels amazing, but if they don't it will hurt so bad again.
It is so much easier to just scream "WHIP MY BALLS!" Than it is to say " I love you, and I need you. And I am scared you will leave me."
Damn I love this show so much!
#ofmd#ofmd s1#calico jack#blackbeard#WHIP MY BALLS!!!#stede bonnet#ed x stede#will arnett#taika waititi#rhys darby#rant
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