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I love three houses discourse because I'm pretty sure everyone just picks their route based on which house leader they're the most gay for and then tries to defend their pick by pointing out the other sides's war crimes via twitter memes. Reader, all four of them do substantial quantities of war crimes. So many. We're just here because the woman with Issues and a big fuck-off axe said so, and then we gotta justify everything she did in the name of dismantling the class system. I mean, I'm here for that, but you could also try justifying Charm Man uses poison and perfidy to try to stop racism, A Sad Little Meow Meow gives no quarter instead of doing therapy, or the Thicc Pope tries to bring back her mom via human experimentation, depending on your tastes
#This is 100% swinging at a hell of a hornet's nest#Do I tag it?#Yeah fuck it we ball#fe3h#fe16#edelgard von hresvelg#claude von riegan#dimitri alexandre blaiddyd#rhea fire emblem#I should probably clarify that I love all of these characters quite dearly#Well except Rhea#I think she's a good character but I'm not feral about her like Edelgard or charmed by her like Claude or desperate to save her like Dimitr#discourse#edelgard discourse#Edit: I actually don’t care about 3H discourse either way lol#there’s plenty of interesting shit to talk about in this game#also I get that the people who say “x did war crimes” actually don’t mean “this was bad because it violated the Geneva Convention”#but any time I see something about how many war crimes someone did (usually Edelgard or Dimitri) I just think:#“Hah it’s a war crime to deploy Cyril to rescue Flayn because he’s still 14 then”#also I got into this game because someone told me ‘so there’s a gal with an axe and trauma’ and I booted it up#and I have a friend who likes Rhea despite his moral reservations solely because ‘she’s hot tho’#and that’s also really funny#point is I don’t really wanna participate in most fe3h discourse cuz I have shit to do but this post isn’t meant to be a dunk on anyone#I’m not upset when I see it; it’s either funny or fine or sometimes right#I’m just gay for Edelgard and amused by the idea of applying the Geneva Convention to a world where it Clearly Isn’t A Thing
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love how when i told my sister i was genderfluid she was like “yeah yeah i know idc” but would NOT stop thinking about whether or not that made me gay or straight. there’s something inherently hilarious about her going “YOU’RE STRAIGHT!! No…YOU’RE GAY!!” spontaneously as we’re walking to get food LMAO
#btw this is the sister of mine who is gnc#so this isn’t news to her#however she is very adamant on figuring out if i’m gay#even though I told her there is in fact a term for it#she’s silly guys#transgender#nb#nonbinary#coming out#genderfluid
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Beat Baldur’s Gate! It’s amazing how appreciated it makes you feel- catching up with your companions, the letters about side quests, the news articles, having your allies come to support you before the final battle. It’s awesome. Also beat the final boss first try!
#in case you’re wondering about which endings:#shadowheart lives with her parents in a cabin#i left the crown in the river and Gale is now a professor#(I told him I’d move to Waterdeep to teach too I’m just assuming karlach is okay with this plan lol)#speaking of my babe karlach she is now the prettiest mind flayer in all of faerun#Lae’zel is off trying to get a treaty with the githzerai and has a son omg#astarion is a spawn but has been being a good guy hero :)#wyll is doing blade of Avernus things but promised to leave mizora alone#Minsc is being as chaotic as usual in zhentarim captivity#Halsin and Jaheira are doing what they do best- being parents :D#baldurs gate#baldurs gate spoilers#bald guys gay ayeayeaye#<- time to retire this tag for now :( wow#not tes
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Women’s shoulders. Reblog if you agree.
#lesbian#wlw#sapphic#sapphic yearning#lesbian pride#the girl I’m currently in a fwb situation with picked me up and carried me one of the last times we saw each other and fuuuuuuuck#she showed off her shoulder muscles to me and fuck fuck I’m actually so gay holy shit women’s shoulders are such a godsend#I know I told myself not to get a crush on her but that gorgeous smile? her shoulder muscles? the way she calls me baby? I can’t help it ffs#I wanna take her on a lil picnic with a cute lil charcuterie board and treat her the way she deserves to be treated when I can drive#it has been well over a month but I still think about it daily#ALSO HER HANDS ARE SO FUCKING SOFT HOLY FUCK I LOVE WOMEN I AM SUCH A LESBIAN FOR THIS WOMAN#I’m gonna cry I miss her sm even though it’s only been a week since I last saw her
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i think some of you need to sit down and interrogate why you dislike sabina so much because from where i’m sitting a lot of it is just thinly veiled misogyny. you don’t have to ship her with alex and you don’t have to like her but i’m so tired of people treating her as nothing more than an obstacle to their ship of choice and then trying to shift the blame onto horowitz for writing her poorly when there are literally dozens of male side characters who we know nothing about that get more fandom attention than sabina does. she’s not some evil irredeemable wench for struggling to support alex after the events of eagle strike. she’s a fifteen year old girl whose entire life was upended and has to watch someone she cares about be blackmailed into putting himself in danger again and again. if you can forgive yassen for sending alex to scorpia or k-unit for treating him like shit in brecon beacons, why can’t you forgive sabina for pulling away and trying to live a normal life. you can find her annoying or boring or pointless as a character, but alex very clearly cares about her. acting like he doesn’t says more about your attitudes towards female characters than it does horowitz’s lol
#alex rider#i’m not going to deny that she was badly written at times#especially after eagle strike#but that’s not her fault as a character. that’s on horowitz for being weird about women#the truth is that sabina is one of the only characters to point out alex’s own hypocrisy to him#she was the only person who suspected something was going on before he told her#her family literally took him in after he thought jack died#i can totally understand not shipping her with alex.#but you cannot deny that they care about each other. alex didn’t leave san francisco because he didn’t care about her#it’s not sabina’s fault that he’s traumatised and it’s not her fault for wanting to move past her own trauma#she didn’t do anything wrong. and like i’m sorry but this is anthony horowitz we’re talking about#he erased the mention of a gay couple just EXISTING in christmas at gunpoint when it got reprinted in secret weapon#i promise that even if sabina never existed yalex/tomlex/fredlex still wouldn’t be canon#she’s not getting in the way of anything.#so please stop fucking punishing her in fics where those ships DO get together#just stop punishing her in general. you dont have to write about her if you dont like her
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the reason i’m not afraid of aging is because i want to be a hot middle-aged man who has a toxic yaoi relationship with another middle-aged man
#u know i used to be so afraid of aging until i realized that i want to be a dilf. now it’s kinda exciting#i realized recently that i could never picture myself living past my twenties until i pictured myself as a man#but like. i want to be a man and a woman and nothing and everything#but like. i’m cool with how i look now for the most part idk if i would want to transition physically at least not rn#and rn i still dress fem enough that everyone goes straight to she/her#and i like she/her but it hurts rn#bc some of my family has switched to they/them or it/its and it’s just so soothing#but family that knows i don’t like it still use she/her and phrases like ‘daughter’ or whatever even more often on purpose#and it hurts bc i don’t really feel the need to change the way i dress/look but i know everyone assumes she/her#when they see me in a dress or skirt. even w how very not-cis my fashion sense is#but also i fucking hate pants which is a separate thing (prob autism tbh) and even if i wore pants they’d still use she/her#thinking of changing my name to something very masc so i can confuse people enough that they’ll stop defaulting to she/her#and i haven’t told ppl outside my immediate family so idc if they use she/her but i’m fucking pissed when ppl in the family do it#anyways side note when i was 12 my ideal gender (b4 i knew about being non-cis) was a floating consciousness w no body#or a plastic-doll-like creation that’s smooth all over#… i still want to be a floating consciousness actually lmao. it would be great#back then i hated being a girl but i didn’t know there were more options and also i was socially isolated (didn’t leave home for like 2yrs)#and my mother was openly transphobic whenever the topic was brought up so that was my only real experience#but i didn’t really internalize it other than the fact that my mother would be rude if i ever happened to be not-cis and guess what? she is#anyways it’s like 2am and also i’m only awake bc i was captivated by a sugar daddy middle aged gay fic for a show i watched like 5 episodes#for 2 years ago#sorry for rambling in the middle of the night lol#gn y’all
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oh to be diagnosed as monster dragon gender by the island you shipwrecked on’s genderqueer outcast and prescribed gay marriage. what a delight
#voyage of the basilisk#lady trent memoirs#lady trent#mutuals you don’t understand I’m not exaggerating at all#like it sounds like a shitpost it’s just the plot#she was literally told to marry a woman to control her dragon gender#by the genderqueer outcast who also got gay married to control her dragon gender#I’m not making this up#none of this is exaggerated!! this is canon!!#oh books are delightful
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as much as a i understand and respect ace kiryu truthers, i really feel like kiryu is the type to really take the idea to heart that sex is something vulnerable and meaningful and thus reserved for someone completely trusted and special to him– someone who feels right. after years and years he’s still never legitimately voluntarily slept with someone, always tries to turn women away or is at least apathetic when they try to get physical with him, never feels that deep and specific bond with a woman– nothing compared to some of his bonds with other men throughout his life. and maybe, hopefully, one day it’ll hit him that there’s a pretty big, glaring reason why no women have ever felt “right” to him.
#I’ve become a pretty devout gay kiryu trigger at this point#it just. makes the most narrative sense / is the most narratively interesting / explains So Much#kiryu#yakuza#kazuma kiryu#honest to god though it’s. the most realistic way of explaining why he jumps to the assumption that he must date or kiss a woman or whatever#as soon as possible with little to no room to actually fall for one#with yumi he’s literally in the classic comp het situation of ‘well someone told me I’m in love with her so I guess I’m in love with her’#no deeper thought no proof of falling for her etc#sayama’s more convincing and they start out actually building a dynamic that could end up being romantic maybe- but then they fucking jump#the gun and have kiryu randomly kiss her like something he saw in a movie instead of. you know. talking about things first. or anything.#partly because they’re in a life or death situation and are essentially pushed together via traumabonding#and that’s Extreme when it comes to the end of kiwami 2. honestly that makeout scene was just. really weird and uncomfortable. for multiple#reasons. I mean for one he says something like ‘I’m sure she (haruka)’ll understand’ in between the making out in reference to him not#even trying to get further from the bomb or anything#and just lowkey choosing to kill himself (disturbingly similarly to nishiki mind you) like uh kiryu did you forget that haruka. literally#lost her mother in an extremely similar situation. in front of her. and nearly lost you at the same time. kiryu’s personality is Not one to#just shrug off something like that- either he was purposefully choosing to kill himself because he felt like a failure and that haruka would#genuinely be better off without him Or the writing there was INSANELY out of character as to make him seem more focused on the supposed#Romeo and Juliet tragic romance situation than saving his daughter the grief of losing EVERYONE CLOSE TO HER and reliving the worst night of#her fucking Life#god if anything the ending of yk2 just screams ‘this relationship would not work out under normal circumstances and both of them are just#clinging onto whatever’s closest out of desperation and need for any kind of emotional catharsis available’#if you can compare a pairing to romeo and juliet . it’s probably not#a pairing that’s meant to be#sorry im going off on a huge tangent about how weird the ending of yk2 was to me uhhh anyway I could write a video essay on why kiryu being#gay is the most realistic and interesting interpretation of him possible . send tweet
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no but actually we are so serious about bigender aggressively outdoorsy very southern john. someone else write this so we don’t have to
#he crossdresses his first time because he’s home for summer break and has told his family about his boyfriend#and patsy goes “if you’re gay now can i paint your nails” and he goes uh. about that. i’m kind of. well.#she puts him in a skirt & she sees herself in a mirror and starts crying#and patsy’s like oh fuck this was not the plan i do not know how to comfort my older brother (sister??) what is going on#john eventually collects herself and apologizes for getting emotional and she says. very awkwardly#”it’s fine i didn’t put eyeliner on you yet so it doesn’t matter”#john’s gonna be fine. he has a moment about it for a while but he grows into it during the rest of the summer#he neglects to tell alex about the gender stuff so there’s a while where he’s more open with his family than with his boyfriend#which feels like a bizarre joke. what world is he living in where his dad lets him wear a dress to dinner#but it’s nice! she’s doing okay#patsy will not let him borrow her clothes after the first time she gets potting soil on something. she gets very huffy and goes#“DAD we’re going to the MALL so my STUPID SISTER can’t RUIN MY THINGS ANYMORE”#and henry#with no idea how to break up Girl Fights#says “…be back for dinner”#(she forgives john like half an hour into buying him a new wardrobe)
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besties…… i just completely impulse came out to my parents and it actually went very well given how abrupt it was
#my mom is like… a little more taken off guard than my dad but she still took it really well#she cried and i was like… please no but she was just glad that i finally told them#cause i told her i’ve known since i was like 12 that i like girls#wowza what the fuck!!#like okay?? idk how to go about my day now that was insane??#i was disassociating for half of the conversation but like oh my god wow that happened#my sister also came out cause she was there and my mom asked her directly and she was just like… yeah i like girls too#and my parents were like 👁️👄👁️ TWO gay bitches in this house? that’s crazy#not actually but they were just like… oh okay they didn’t expect both 😭#that’s what they get for asking directly though i guess#yeah holy shit wow okay in a bit of a state of shock but like… cool?? yay?? now they know??#my mom asked if i had experimented and i was like lady i’m a virgin i haven’t touched ANYONE 😭#did not actually say that but in my head it’s what i was thinking ajxisjjx#no mom i only know bc when i was 12 i watched britney spears’ toxic mv and now here i am still liking women#talk time
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I think I should have more cool vintage belt buckles truthfully.
#I’m so sad all the time that I don’t know where the Coca-Cola one this woman gave me when I was in middle or high school is#it was so good she worked at a church camp and we had this really good connection idk how to explain it but I felt like she understood me#in a way people at church camps don’t normally understand weird sad gay kids#anyway I told her I liked her belt buckle and she just took it off and gave it to me#she actually wrote a book about being an SA survivor and she sent it to me anyway I love that lady
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my dad’s girlfriend: well you’d like this since you know a lot about theatre and entertainment
me:
#look i respect theatre and musical theatre as an art form#but i’m really tired of my dads girlfriend making stereotypical assumptions#bc she thinks she knows soooooo much about gay people#i like theatre just fine but i know fuck all about it#and just because im a fag doesn’t mean i have to know about it either#i love when my bf talks about musicals and the theatre to me#bc i like learning about his interests and i honestly do find it very fascinating!!!#but i still am not super engrossed in the community!!#i was and am a band kid through and through#this was the same woman who was shocked and disturbed when i told her i didn’t really go for musicals all that much like#a couple months ago#why did she think that changed??#idk i just get really riled when i’m stereotyped#especially when it’s wrong and especially when it’s her#rant#dysfunctional family#she was trying to force me to watch some kind of tik tok video about dance moves#gay#stereotyping#lgbt#queer
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I…
So I grew up watching The Simpsons. And maybe I shouldn’t have, but hey, it was the 90s and parent-sanctioned family time to watch a show that was definitely inappropriate for little-little kids.
Anyways.
I knew Phil Hartman, voice of Troy McClure and Lionel Hutz died in 1998, when I was seven. I knew he died and was sad about it. I missed his characters.
MOTHERFUCKER I WAS TODAY YEARS OLD—30-FUCKING-2 TO BE EXACT—WHEN I FOUND OUT, FROM A YOUTUBE THUMBNAIL, THAT HE WAS MURDERED. IN HIS SLEEP. BY AN EX-PARTNER.
WHAT THE FUCK
#I assumed he was old and just passed away. maybe he was sick. how do you explain to a 7yo that a voice actor was MURDERED#and idk the state of the show nowadays but esp in its earlier seasons it was definitely meant to push boundaries and yeah#I don’t think I should’ve been to it before the age of 8 to 10#at minimum. but also. SO much just flew over my head. and we know now I. autistic and my parents are autistic#and do you know how many echolalia swims we all have from that show? 😂��#*stims goddamn you autocorrect. every day the apple company curses my tags. I miss having an actual keyboard god damn it#apple talks#to the tune of spam#my parents weren’t naive enough to think all animation is for kids like there were plenty of shows I hasn’t allowed to watch as a kid#but idk man. for some reason the Simpsons and the critic were a-okay#but king of the hill wasn’t?? honestly I think it had more to do with whether or not my dad in particular liked a show than whether or not#it was deemed ‘appropriate for children’#my mom tried to ban me from watching sailor moon bc she said it was just ‘little girls jumping around in short skirts being saved by the boy#like hi mom I’m gay. and also watched it in secret for several years. she never found out. I told her long after bc I thought it was#hilarious. mostly she was just mad bc my grandpa was supposed to be watching me lmao
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I thought being openly aro would fix this problem how is this the third friend to confess ~secret romantic feelings for me~ in like the past five weeks
#/nbh#vent cw#this is mostly a vent but also partially a genuine ask for advice#like what do they expect me to do? what am I supposed to say?#because just thanking them for telling me and moving on isn’t working#especially since the first person lost interest in being my friend after I told her#like she knew I was gay AND aro what did she think was gonna happen#I’m not just gonna take down my pride flag and be like ‘you fixed me’#im sorry for being a bitch it’s just. seriously frustrating#I’m just trying to have normal ass lasting friendships not make everyone get crushes on me
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I have somewhat recently (it was over summer, I just didn’t think to post about it until now lol) found out that it is, in fact, not normal to have an enemy in your dreams that you fight with every time you see each other
So if anyone has any ideas as to why I’m dreaming of her and why we’re enemies
Also, the last time I dreamt of her we made peace, and that was over six years ago
The leading theory is that one of my friends is actually her, and sleeping so close to each other triggered her to reappear
I’m gonna be so honest up until this summer I thought everyone had an enemy in their dreams that they fought, I thought this was normal
#She also recently changed looks again#When I told this to my friend he said she was going through a character arc#Oh yeah and#i can’t remember her name or what she actually looks like once I wake up#And I’m pretty sure I don’t even call her her real name in my dreams#I had a dream with her recently and she called me rainbow#My friends say this is because I’m gay#Guys I really wish I had known this wasn’t normal when I still was in therapy#There’s a lot about her
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Had some wine feeling good made a really shitty bowl in ceramics class this morning that I’m really worried has a bunch of air holes in it and had a really crappy therapy session where I didn’t talk too much but was honest about some other stuff which is good overall I guess but now I’m doing drunk crochet and watching the Duggar family documentary and probably going to stop watching soon once they start talking about the awful stuff but yeah day in the life of a woman doing her best I guess
#like both sides of my family are either Irish catholic. converted assimilation catholic. or part Jewish but raised catholic.#but my mom read the Boston glob report so I wasn’t baptized or anything and despite her born again phase I’ve never really been religious#so the thought of growing up in that environment is like I can’t imagine the pressure oh my god#like I’ve had Mormon friends and have some friends who were raised homeschool Christian married young and all and like#i don’t know it’s just wild how different our lives are like I’ve got a problems and def inherited the guilt complex thing for sure but like#I also never got told to submit to anyone or that god was watching#or to be modest or any of the purity stuff beyond normal patriarchy stuff#like I’m not saying my life is better but I didn’t do church after age 5 and only go to funeral masses so I like the comfort of like#doing sign of cross and saying Hail Mary and all bc it provides structure for grief but beyond that I can’t imagine living with all of that#these are very long tags with no real point beyond wow. that’s literally bananas to me. but did I mention I’m a little drunk#and even then my family isn’t like hardcore catholic. my grandma and her siblings skipped church to get donuts bc no farm work on Sunday#and my dad grew up like doing fasted mass and everything but heard the 2000s Harvey milk speech and realized gay ppl are okay#and then rest of extended dads side is like catholic but vote blue and think human rights are good and all#my mom has a student who’s like very traditional catholic like she was trying to teach him math and whatever#and the live coverage of waiting for pope confirmation was on tv the whole time#and he fights with her about evolution and learning about the existence of other religions and everything#so I guess even in my own family like. everyone’s down with basic science and civil liberties which is even weirder for me I guess#like not even among fundamentalists like just regular Catholics I’ve had a pretty liberal upbringing re faith. it’s just wild to me#to see the differences of worldview#and even non religion stuff was pretty liberal overall despite living in pretty red area. idk it’s just wild how different life can be
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