#and thank you for the cheeseburger :)

[berlingotesque]

Can you give sammy a cheese burger for me, he deserves it

He really does deserve it (he killed like 5 of his coworkers).

[sweaters-and-vertigo]

SHE SAID THE THING SHE SAID THE THING!!!! ANNABETH CALLED HIM SEAWEED BRAIN SHE SAID IT!!!! I AM LOSING MY FUCKING MIND!!!!

[spaciebabie]

something I love Abt Lucifer (the show) is that it will do these dramatic cuts away from where Lucifer is in perilous situations with the intention of it being, "IS HE LIVE OR DIE?? TUNE IN NEXT EPISODE 2 FIND OUT THE TRUTH 💯‼️" and then there's 4 seasons afterwards lol

[cgtg]

If your drawings were a food or had any taste, what would it be?

hmmm... double cheesedurger. seeds on a bun. side of fries an slaw.... awww yeah.... fuuuckkc

[worldwhampion]

What if the player could just completely break the forth wall during the scene where you can reset the universe like

Null: PLEEEEAAASSSEE don't reset the universe I'll die!! (Also ignore I'm being a total hypocrite)

Player: ur not gonna die dipshit other players gotta reach this cutscene too ill just get yote to another universe.

Player: also while I'm at I might as well tell you the atlas isn't actually dying its gonna be forever locked at 16 minutes

Null: ...

null cannot comprehend this and turns into a marketable bobblehead

[badassxbirdy]

@kxllerblond sent: ❛ you owe me a dinner. a very nice dinner. ❜

“I get the feelin’ that my idea of a nice dinner and your idea of a nice dinner are pretty different. Just a hunch, but bacon cheeseburgers from the drive-through doesn’t seem like your vibe.”

[imaginepostingonsideblogs]

i love the fact cas keeps getting depicted as a master manipulator bc like.

LADIES. IS THIS YOUR MAN.

[captainjonnitkessler]

The only restaurant in my village is closed and now I have to either drive all the way to town or resign myself to actually cooking food 😭

[tenshiangle]

Grover: “So, thank you for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers.”

This quote will be living rent from in my mind from now on

[frecklenog]

the characterization of ares and hephaestus this episode was sooooooo insane /pos

[meatbricks]

I've done a love confession for Brute. Not it's painters time. :3

This in form of a letter lmao.

EHEM.

"To my favourite squiggly paint boi. You. You silly little man cought my cigarette filled heart. So. A LOVE YUH. The times a put paint on yo dick was fun. Would do again 10/10 mwa. so. Be mine like rn. :) and lessgo on date where we kill and paint. Yes."

(also general HC question. Do they take drugz or anything- a like Marijuana)

HELLO AGAIN!!!!!! :DDDD thank you for the request!! sorry if this response is a little short also, the power is still out at my house but despite it all i stay silly :3

ANYWAYS

it should go without saying that he'd be overjoyed to know that you love him (i mean, he probably already knew that you did? or was at the very least convinced of it to some extent), but i also think he'd be really intrigued and appreciative of the fact that you informed him of your feelings through a letter.. like. not only have you confessed to him, but you've done so in a way that allows him to keep your words forever, laminate them and frame them and put them up on the wall, look at them whenever he wishes and ruminate over them, analyze them (especially that word choice, which he finds endearingly strange)... man he's just rlly sentimental about this kind of thing, he'll probably write you a nice letter in return, but rlly overall he's just happy that you feel the way that you do about him

ALSO regarding the other question: i think that at the very least, bruteforce smokes weed!! painter might also smoke weed but he'd probably be a HUGE lightweight because. yknow. malnutrition.. either way the answer is yes. weed. :3

[samcro-jnt]

(In which Piney is trying to decide whose ass to kick):

Piney: Do I want Marcus Alvarez? Or do I want Clay Morrow?

(Whole club is watching)

Piney: So while I was trying to make that decision, I drove over to the Sonic Drive-In! Ordered a Jalapeño burger! A chicken-fried steak sandwich! A chili-cheese dog with extra onions! French fries! Tater Tots!

(Jax and Opie are shocked he’s still alive)

Piney: Washed it down with one beer! Two beers! Three beers! A shot of whiskey!

(Clay and Marcus look at each other, realizing how drunk Piney is)

Piney: A margarita! And a fifth of Patron! And I said, “Piney, why have one, when you can have them both?”!

honestly i think i’d pay good money to see piney and clay go at it.. as old men or in their prime im not really picky.. just curious. the idea of screaming obscenities from the side line with jax and ope sounds like fun..

seeing ryan’s hair go flying in that gif is so fucking funny to me..

[feretra]

i might survive off $200 odd bucks a month and be cripplingly poor and go days without food for at least a week out of any given month, but goddamn if i can’t make some good meals out of shit like grated parmesan, dollar store finds, and a recipe that looks like it came out a fucking grimoire and not a cookbook

[mo-mode]

Okay, but has anyone mentioned yet that Grover is also a vegetarian so when he says “Thanks for the emotional abuse and the cheeseburgers,” he’s like doubling down on Ares’ shittiness?? Ares even mentions how practically all satyrs are vegetarian or vegan when he said all they do is eat tofu. I bet when Grover said that at the end, he was cursing him out so thoroughly on his head, Ares could hear it. “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers you @&!$ing $!@? and you didn’t even get a %£#!ing salad. Oooo you got a big &$%! plate of fries? Whoop-dee &!#@ing doo!! What kind of #&*!ing god are you? A piss poor @#!$ing !%@$ one. Athena’s owl my €@%#.” That’s probably why Ares didn’t bother with the paper towels.

[ajbullet]

My thoughts on episode 5 of PJO: spoilers (less points but more info on those points because OMGS)

-Annabeth knowing Percy is still alive when even Grover HIS PROTECTER wasn’t sure

-THE HUG! THE HUG! It wasn’t some awkward oh we have to hug in this scene thing like Leah went for that hug. Gripping his shirt, closed eyes, relieved sigh and all

- The fates were so cool to see. It was funny seeing just three old ladies in the mix of all the other people

- Percy being in shock the entire first part of the quest and now finally asking the important questions and feeling a tad overwhelmed. Such a realistic, delayed reaction to everything to has happened

- Ares. Not what I imagined, but bought into him eventually. It was a cool take on his character

- Not their heads popping up from behind that cement thing like whack-a-moles. Especially Annabeth

- Persassy and Sassabeth were not having it with Ares’ shit. Sassabeth came out of the gate swinging

- Grover staying behind????

- Oh my gods my percabeth heart was filled to the brim. I was on the edge of my seat for their every line to each other. I was INVESTED

- Annabeth hasn’t seen a single movie?? But why does that fit her character so well??? Post credit scene of episode 8 her and Percy movie date please?????

- WHAT IS LOVE BABY DONT HURT ME

- Not Percy using his powers for the FIRST TIME to save Annabeth’s life

- My girl is slaying with her braids and her tears. Love it

- “You’re better that this than me. You know it.”

- SHE. FUCKING. SAID. THE. THING. Where were you when Annabeth said Seaweed Brain for the first time? I was on my couch, crying and screaming and audibly gasping. Almost choked on my own spit (yes that information was necessary)

- He sacrificed himself for her again

- “I’m not leaving the Underworld without your mom” “I was gonna say come free me after the quest” Forgot the exact quotes but omg they know each other so well already

- Annabeth has come so far already. She sees the twisted, manipulative ways of the gods and unseats of accepting it and continuing it and ignoring it, she actively tries to put an end to it. Her friend isn’t “that way.” She is wise enough to know that she once was that way but wants to change. She is the best character not because she is perfect, but because she sees, acknowledges, and accepts her flaws and actively seeks to better herself. Every award to Leah im serious

- “Thanks for the emotional abuse and cheeseburgers” me to my parents 🫣

There’s so much more I want to expand on and point out and talk about but im probably just gonna make separate mini posts. Guys this episode was EVERYTHING

[vanteguccir]

Kiss Cam | Matt Sturniolo

Matt Sturniolo x reader

Summary: Where Y/N, the triplets and Justin are present at the Bruins game, and the Kiss Cam chooses Matt and Y/N to share a kiss.

Warning: None.

Requested?: Yes, by anon and @iammattswife

Author's note: That is my work, I DON'T authorize any plagiarism! | English isn't my first language, so I'm sorry if there's any grammar error.

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"...I know! Did you see Pastrnak's? It was incredible what he did with the puck!" Y/N commented excitedly to Justin while pressing Matt's jacket tighter around her own body, watching the oldest Sturniolo, who nodded while lightly biting the nail on his ring finger.

"Yeah, Marchand was very agile in that-"

"Oh, it's starting!" Nick's excited shout cut through Justin's sentence, smiling as he still chewed on a piece of his own hot dog, momentarily pointing forward.

Y/N raised her eyes to the indicated point, seeing the pink heart taking up the edges of the big screen, along with some smaller hearts and "Kiss Cam" written in the bottom corner.

A look of amusement took over her expression, exchanging glances with Chris - who was sitting next to Nick -, excited to see the funny and romantic - or disastrous - kisses that would occur during the break of the game.

The sound of footsteps in the hallway and people moving their legs to make room caught her attention. The girl looked over Chris's shoulder, smiling when she saw Matt returning with a tray in his hands that looked heavy, full of things.

"Hi baby, I'm back." The boy sighed dramatically, sitting down, leaving her between himself and Justin, who fished his phone out of his hoodie, alternating his eyes between the device and the big screen.

"Babe, I just asked for fries." Y/N's eyes widened, noticing not only a big serving of french fries on the tray but also two cheeseburgers and two drinks, a Diet Coke - her favorite - and a root beer.

"You only had breakfast today. French fries won't take away your hunger." Matt countered, carefully opening the packaging of all the items so that Y/N could eat them without getting her hands or clothes dirty.

The girl rolled her eyes playfully, smiling and bending slightly to his side, softly sealing Matt's right cheek with her lips before picking up some fries, bringing them to her mouth. Her action was quickly interrupted by her boyfriend, who held her wrist gently.

"Wait, I bought you ketchup." He lifted the package of fries, showing the small closed container with the red sauce inside.

"Oh, thank God." The girl sighed in relief, waiting for Matt to open the lid so she could dip her fries before finally eating them, rolling her eyes in exaggerated pleasure.

Matt let out a breathy laugh, shaking his head. His hatred for ketchup was the same size as Y/N's love for it.

Y/N quickly took the package of fries, turning to Justin and offering, smiling as she watched him fish out some, slowly eating them while observing the arena.

Matt's fingers worked on opening the can of Diet Coke, passing the transparent straw through the hole - knowing that his girlfriend didn't drink anything without one - before opening his own.

Chris and Nick's excited screams caught the attention of them, who quickly looked at the two with wide eyes, surprised by their sudden reactions.

"Matt, look!" Chris leaned over Nick, extending his right arm and slapping Matt's knee as he pointed at the screen with his left one.

Y/N followed the indicated place with her eyes, raising her eyebrows when she saw the Kiss Cam screen showing herself and Matt, Chris's arm appearing as well.

Justin let out a loud laugh, leaning forward and resting his elbows on his bent knees, keeping his eyes forward, not wanting to see his brother and sister-in-law making out right by his side.

Matt pressed his lips into a thin line before shrugging, quickly lifting the tray and passing it to Nick - who caught it instantly. The brunette turned to Y/N, seeing her already looking back at him, an awaiting look in her eyes.

His hands snaked up to her jaw, lightly pulling her closer, slamming their lips in an intense kiss, a surprised sound scaping Y/N's throat. She gave in quickly, closing her eyes and feeling like she could hear her heartbeat pounding in her ears as her cheeks burned, definitely taking on a reddish hue.

Y/N's hands flew to his hair, threading her fingers through the soft strands. Matt ran his warm tongue across her bottom lip, requesting entry, which was granted instantly, deepening the gesture. The girl sighed through her nose in pleasure, intertwining their tongues in a dance, feeling goosebumps rise through her skin.

The crowd was going crazy; excited screams were heard from all sides, some people jumping in their seats, others recording or taking pictures of the screen.

Nick and Chris pretended to be disgusted, wrinkling their noses or playfully closing their eyes with their hands, but matching smiles decorated their expressions. Justin smirked, keeping his eyes fixed on the big screen, shaking his head in amusement.

Y/N was sure their kiss was much longer than the time the camera focused on the two of them - probably already having found the next couple to record.

When the air was running out, Matt slowly pulled away, his eyes still closed as he tried to savor the taste of his girl still in his mouth. His lips were swollen and pink - probably just like hers - while his chest rose and fell with excitement and lack of air.

She sighed deeply when she saw him finally open his eyes, his long eyelashes caressing his cheeks and his blue orbs meeting hers. The girl bit her lower lip at the intense look Matt held, his dilated pupils visible.

"You guys are so disgusting." Nick's voice seemed to wake them from their trance.

Matt rolled his eyes, licking his lips quickly, wetting them. He straightened in his seat and raised his hands, silently asking Nick to give him the tray back.

Y/N cleared her throat, tucking the loose strands of hair behind her ear. She adjusted her posture, rolling her eyes when she heard Nick laughing at her shyness - as if she wasn't just kissing his brother like her life depended on it. Justin shook his head, exchanging looks of mock disgust with Chris.

"You're just jealous because if they had focused the camera on you, you would have had to scream that you don't have anyone to kiss." Matt shot back, instantly silencing them.

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