#and that seems to have fixed the problem

[casa-trobedison]

Hi tumblr staff, stop breaking tumblr, thanks

[superherosideblog]

Inspired by @nyukaart 's AU

Teendad!Bruce is a part time pre-med student while also being Batman, working at WE, and taking care of one to four tiny children. Needless to say, he struggles with his classes. Regardless of how smart he is or how little sleep he needs, that's just more than a human being is capable of keeping up with.

The previous semester, he took three classes, including organic chemistry. He passed two of the classes, but a Batman crisis popped up during finals week, and he ended up failing orgo, so he needs to retake it.

Despite failing, he gets into a good study group with some really talented students, including the top student in the class, aspiring botanist Pamela Isley.

He knows that's Poison Ivy. She has no clue that's Batman. The study group is surprisingly cordial.

The kiddos crash the study group sometimes, and everyone has to coo over them before any work can get done.

As Bruce takes responsibility for a growing number of children, the study group slowly devolves from "let's all learn together" to "let's make sure this one overworked dad manages to pass."

They take turns babysitting Bruce's kids, so he can get work done. This includes Ivy, who teaches them about the plants she takes care of. Dick is convinced that this is a Robin-mission to collect intel about Ivy's work, but Bruce really just thinks Poison Ivy is one of the few people who could keep track of all of his gremlins. Plus, connecting with nature is good for the kids. He's pretty certain she won't hurt random kids who haven't done anything wrong even though she has a habit of blowing up factories full of workers. She's not *that* brand of evil.

[medicalunprofessional]

never change, man !

[thysilus]

honestly this popup is like a microaggression

[agalychnisspranneusroseus]

Imagine you're Mr. Wu and your weird gay daughter runs away in tears after destroying some unespecified object while yelling about you ruining her life. Because you told her you'd be moving to another state. This is the last time you see your daughter in half a year, and when she comes back, she comes back... wrong. She's wearing a light leather armor, a fur-lined cape, and a green flower crown. She has two long scars, one alongside her spine and the other along her chest, the tissue around them covered in burn scars. Doctors say she shouldn't have survived. Doctors say she didn't. Yet she's right here, in front of you, hospital gown clinging to her small, fragile, trembling frame. She fidgets with her hands. Getting her to stay still has always been difficult, but now it seems impossible. She won't let go of her phone. She's always texting her two friends. When you take it away, she gets anxious. You always knew those damn phones cause kids to act weird, but your kid having a panic attack seems too extreme, even for her. Then again, she's always been odd. Nowadays, she wakes up crying and screaming almost every night, and you realize she's been stealing her phone from your bedside drawer every night to text her friends, returning it before you wake up. You catch her once and decide to give her that damn phone back. It's the only thing that calms her down, as if she were a baby with a pacifier. She spends her last weeks in LA clinging to her friends, having sleepovers and playing her weird board games with them. Everytime they drop her back at her house, there's an excessive amount of hugs and tears. But the moments when they call her, or when she leaves to meet with them, or when they show up at their door to pick her up... those are the only moments in which you see her happy. One of her friends, the rude and disobedient one, came back with a big scar on her face. She's been acting a lot nicer, though. The other one too. She acts a great deal more adult now. You doesn't know what happened or where your daughter went. She won't tell you. But you can tell this friendship is the only thing keeping her afloat right now. Maybe you know, deep down, that no one else would understand.

And then you decide to move anyway because fuck her amirite

[opens-up-4-nobody]

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[veatomis]

And with the way i decided things went between elio and lucanis it just makes house dellamorte be all the more dead in the water... How are you as the first talon going to let a lower ranking member of the FIFTH HOUSE rescue the heir... How are you as the heir of the first talon going to let yourself be led around by a lower ranking member without expecting any political consequences... And when it comes for the time to do the ONE job you were hired to do you FAIL. As the magekiller you fail to kill a mage. And THEN the fucking fifth talon, who could only come because a member of his house helped save YOUR city, has to cover your asses again when fighting against the dragons of the god you failed to kill. You also decide to let said lower ranking crow help you achieve your position as first talon and IN FRONT OF ALL OTHER CROW HOUSES defer to him to make a decision on what to do with your traitorous cousin. And all of this could've been salvageable if you hadn't fumbled this guy so bad, if you had just locked that shit down when you had the chance you could've become the biggest power couple in all of antiva and also fixed the succession problem within your house but no, you were so lukewarm to this guy who fixed all of your problems he broke up with you without even really being together (and its not like you can really complain when your heart really wasn't into it). So now you're faced with the problem of you being first talon with one of the weakest political claims anyone has ever seen because the fifth talon's protege actually fixed the antaam problem and defeated TWO gods (three actually since if rook hadnt been there to get lucanis out of the blight boils he wouldn't have been able to try to kill ghilan'nain AT ALL) while you and your cousin were squabbling for your house and over a venatori woman not even that well known within the crows and for your grandma who let TWO other crow houses set up shop in her home turf to fix her problems. Lol. Lmao even.

[fili-gremlin]

I did not expect to spend my evening attempting to fix more computer problems for my mother, but here I am. I have never met someone who somehow manages to screw technology up this badly, this often.

She hardly uses her computer but it seems like almost every time she does there's another problem. Usually a reboot fixes it. Sometimes it takes a bit more. This has, so far, taken me about an hour and a half and I've had no luck fixing anything.

After about an hour of messing around with it and replacing cables inside the computer I finally got it to do something besides endlessly hang on a black screen after the motherboard logo. But I haven't had much luck beyond that. So far OS repairs haven't worked. (Which at least I can attempt now. I had a hell of a time forcing it to give me an option for safe mode or the repair environment.)

Here's hoping I can figure this out in the next half hour or so, so I can go to bed without my inability to fix this hanging over my head.

[waterfallofspace]

2 for the blog ask! ✨️

hey lovely~ <3 thanks for the ask!!!~ answered it once before, but since it's 'latest fix' and that's changed since then, I'll answer it again with the new answer~

(2) RE Media, as in fiction: what is your most recent fix?

god listen it's t/ma. i've been scouring t/ma fics and art again bc i am. absolutely obsessed still like this is a special interest at this point i love this show so much and. i even reread my own stuff which i rARELY do bc i just. wanted content so much. looked at a lot of people's fics and art so i don't really think i have a specific one to say but. god. god t/ma is the brainworm that just. doesn't leave me alone. (which is good bc damn i love that show </3)

[bobmckenzie]

sorry for the tucker takeover i 1. ignored 2. denied and 3. suppressed my feelings so now they must all come out at once like a big explosion you know how it is

[riisume]

I'm wondering if my art block is because I haven't been taking my ADHD meds-

Last month I went a while without my meds until the end of the month. Art came back to me okay at the end of the month.

This month my routine's been so fucked because of the shit with my roommate's ex and I've been forgetting to take all my meds, even with an alarm.

I remembered to take my meds today because I took them as soon as I woke up instead of waiting until mid-morning... And I've been doing art with no problem once they kicked in... And my brain is quiet...

[emmavakarian-theirin]

EDIT: posted it here

would y'all like to see a lucanis mod i was working on but will never release because i can't get it fully functional or would that be teasing

[dead-generations]

I dont know how to say this nicely but I need yanks to know that this is an american thing. Americans are like completely mindbroken by conspiracy theories and frame every event in their world as conspiracy. Yanks first mental pathway will always be "who arranged this and why".

This is not how the entire world thinks. A lot of people in a lot of places see events in politics and the world as generally following cause and effect from economics or specific policies. Your cultural baggage is not the natural way of life.

[jedi-bird]

The urge to just fucking skip dinner and go to bed at 4pm is quite high.

[slowdiscco]

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[marlynnofmany]

Writer problem: finding a typo in something you posted months ago, and needing to track down and fix it everywhere you posted it.

(Seriously, can't have people thinking I don't know how to spell "three-foot-tall badass," now can I?)