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dimitrscu · 11 months

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imagine being a fan of godrick and calling malenia a one limbed freak

#where tf have all these fans of his come from??#just had one leave a detailed comment on one of my clips about how they want to rip her head off for what she did to him #like first of all why are you saying this to someone who clearly loves her?#and why do they like to act like she picked on him for no reason when it’s literally stated that he ran his mouth #and that’s why she beat his ass #i love how the game can outright tell you something and the fans will still be like ‘nah i don’t believe that’#elden ring fans continue to be the most annoying mf out there i swear

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extra-somethin-somethin · 2 months

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If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week?#yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her)#i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀#it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺''#''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

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its-your-mind · 8 months

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HEY. HEY.

HEY @re-dracula WHAT GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HAVE JONATHAN ACTUALLY READING THAT PASSAGE OUT LOUD BEHIND SEWARD DESCRIBING THE SCENE, HUH? WITH THE TEARS IN HIS VOICE AND THE PAUSING AND THE SHORT LITTLE INHALES AND THE VOICE CRACKS? WAS IT TRULY NECESSARY??? I WAS ALREADY CRYING. I DIDN'T NEED THIS TOO. WHAT THE FUCK.

#dracula #dracula daily #re: dracula #re dracula #to be clear this is meant in sarcastic jest this episode was a beautifully crafted piece of art and I'm blown away by the cast and #the producers and the editors... holy fucking shit I know today's was a short episode but I think it's taken its place as my favorite so fa #it beat out jonathan fuckin dropping out of the sky in front of drac with his fuckin knife out in order to protect his wife which was ALSO #very good and made me cheer out loud in my car but THIS #also why does jack get to narrate all the dope ass dramatic scenes #I wonder if Mina was like #no really y'all this dude has the best voice and grammar structure for storytelling #we gotta let him keep doing the phonograph thing and I'll just keep copying it down later #tbh she's so valid for that also y'all are so valid for casting jonny sims in this role bc he SHINES when he's describing emotional shit #he NAILS the middle ground between conveying the emotion of a scene and still being a separate narrator #it's almost like he did a whole podcast of that one time ANYWAY my point is y'all are incredible and I am so fuckin glad y'all decided to #start this project

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distraughtlesbian · 2 months

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literally the best part of this whole stupid book iwlove weird obsessed horndogs thee villain archetype of all time. he’s so silly. “we could’ve had a life together”, he says to his lesbian ex-neighbour who he’s just shot with a crossbow bolt meanwhile her girlfriend who he’s also just shot is half dead across the room. god i love it here he said me and the bad bitch im going to fumble

#WHAT A FUCKING FREAK IJBOL!!!!!!#MORE PSYCHOSEXUALLY OBSESSED WEIRDO VILLAINS PIXELBERRY I KNOW YOU HAVE IT IN U.#their villains are usually so cringe and one note at least this one is memorable #mind you this could have used more buildup. up until like chapter 19 he still had the benefit of the doubt #his ass was NOT beating the twist villain allegations but the fucking freak allegations were a whole separate beast #and he could be presumed innocent in those. like sure i guess these are just average fanatic werewolf hunter antics.#like EYE had my suspicions. him sending that frat bro to sexually harass mc was a fucking freak move #but like in general he was coming off as someone who was just a normal amount of concerned about a friend of theirs falling in w a cult #like girl why am i following my cringe fwb into the pool house to be all ‘babe this isnt u :(’#i dont CARE i wanna go engage with the twist antagonist who at this point my mc still thinks is kind of normal/their friend!!!#but alas that’s just pb for you. we WILL NOT stick a landing ever. they make all the new writers swear to never write a villain that makes #sense or is well foreshadowed. ONLY side characters who you would never suspect bc they have like 5 lines in the whole book.#like you’ll never be duffy veilofsecrets you’ll never recapture that magic.#anyway. markus choicesalpha the fucking weirdo cringefail stalker incel loser you could have been…kermit looking out rainy window dot png #maeve speaks #playchoices #choices #pixelberry #choices alpha #channing lowe #markus barnes #side note this whole thing probably has a Much different vibe with a male mc #but as it is it’s like ijbol. channing is cringe and emotionally unavailable but how could you POSSIBLY compare to a buff werewolf bitch #he is so completely not a contender that its comedic to me. you think WE could have had a LIFE TOGETHER?#even if my mc had never ever met channing SHE IS A LESBIAN!!!! SHES GAY DUDE STOP IT LOL #and with a female mc and male channing its like yeah whatever average incel number 10 billion. wow youre going to kill me bc some other guy #is hotter than you? eyeroll. at least channing canonically gives great head.

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anonyhun · 2 months

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Ro would know Batman was Terry in five seconds flat if he ever encountered them outside of "Work"

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imwritesometimes · 3 months

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because my life is a cartoon joke at this point, my brother did his laundry, didn't check his pockets AGAIN, got gum ALL OVER THE DRYER, didn't want to tell me, so he used flammable WD40 to get the gum off the dryer drum..............

#if my grandma were still alive she'd make him go out back and pick his own switch to get beat with #cause he used to leave shit in his pockets ALL THE FUCKIN TIME AS A KID #and she would do his laundry and be like you check your pockets? and he'd be like yeah whatever!#and she'd wash like his buss pass and school ID house keys pens lighters pocket knives she'd be SO PISSED AT HIM #and he always gets so bitchy and snappy when I'm like CHECK UE POCKETS ASS DON'T WASH UR WHOLE WALLET AGAIN!#and now look. look. I'm always right. bitch.#I flat out told him like THIS IS WHY I always ask you if you check ur pockets u asshole. you should have just told me #NOW ur washing out the dryer drum with soapy water and we have to hope it doesn't catch fire #I stg. I STG. how did I end up with the most braincells in the family I'M TIRED.#erin explains it all

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cutemeat · 1 year

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i need Sunny’s women like i need blood in my veins

#its carnal at this point its alarming #yeah im thinking abt maureen #dennis didnt know what he had #queen of manipulation high maintenance catgirl with no job thats the fucking dream #maureen was litrlly the only person who could beat him at his own game thats why he went back to mac #‘some people just find the middle of the woods romantic i guess’ she implication’d your ass but alright sure #hes a fag thats the real problem but ofc he’ll never admit that #cuz again to glenn the only thing funnier than a fag is a closeted fag so we’ll just have to deal until the show croaks #sorry ik ive said nothing groundbreaking im just bored and overstimulated at work need the outlet #tw f slur #in tags

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heirscrchd · 16 days

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lok azula realizing shes becoming the iroh equivalent for her brother's granddaughter... imagine that happening l o l

oh dear anon :)

you've figured out my grand plan

#lost in the temple // ooc #;; listen if iroh can spend his entire life as a war general #;; breaking into ba sing se in a siege and gleefully laughing of how hes gonna burn the entire place tothe ground #;; azula can become the cool distant wise aunt #;; its also why i named my indigo dragon verse just that #;; its an homage to iroh's 'dragon of the west'#;; she picks up a dragon t itle as well and is just that wise old lady who can and will beat ur ass #;; but damn is she good at her job teaching her niblings and ect firebending #;; shed just be even more rude and curt than iroh tho lmao

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ballisterboldheart · 2 years

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couldn't stand the thought of missing out on the rest of our life together.

#why r u mad bc jarmen clowns keep winning ?#cobrakaiedit #cobra kai #carmen diaz #johnny lawrence #s.gif #changed my mind jarmen isnt underdeveloped you're all just haters #because okay listen <- things said before writing a wall of text #johnny's arc w carmen is ALL abt him taking responsibility. he's a man who has run away from literally Everything in the past 30 years.#he's run away from ck/his past w kreese he's run away from his son he's literally on the outskirts of society.#he doesn't. he doesn't CARE enough abt anything to stick w it when it gets hard.#and everyone lets him. no one makes him accountable.#but. for the first time. w miguel. he doesn't want to run away from something.#and i think its so important the carmen and johnny's first Real interaction is when johnny is carrying miguel #home after he got his ass beat.#he's taking that responsibility/that punishment for having failed.#and yeah. he spirals afterwards. self flagellates. and then drags his ass back and promises to be Better.#and he is! he does NOT give up he does not run away ever again #hs fight happens carmen says she never wants to see him again but johnny doesnt take that as a sign to Go Away #instead he helps out however he can while still respecting that boundary #and just ughhhhhhhh that fucking. ''i'll do whatever it takes / i know you would'' exchanges is like. the best way to sum it up #it takes a While for johnny to earn that trust. but he does.#anyways. normal.#long post

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butchdykekondraki · 7 months

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so. dsaf's good ending, huh.

#[jay]#REN CAME TO ME ALL FUCKING INNOCENT AND WAS LIKE ''HEY JAY WANNA TAKE OVER FOR A BIT AND PLAY DSAF''#AND I; TRUSTING MY GOOD FRIEND MY FUCKING SISTER TO NOT KILL ME; SAID ''OKAY SURE WHY NOT''#THIS BITCH. THIS MOTHERFUCKER.#SITS ME DOWN IN FRONT OF THE COMPUTER. LETS ME GO CRAZY LETS ME GO ABSOLUTELY HAM IN DSAF 3.#AND I FUCKING PLAY THAT GAME. IN HIS HONOR.#I FINISH THE FUCKING GAME.#TELL ME WHY. THIS BITCH HENRY MILLER. POPS THE FUCK UP.#BEATS. MY ASS. CAPITAL B BEATS MY ASS. BEATS MY TEAMS ASS.#OBLITERATES US INTO NOTHING.#TELL ME WHY. REN HAD THE GALL THE SHEER FUCKING AUDACITY. TO HIT ME WITH ''GOOD GAME RIGHT?''#IM SAT HERE; CLOSE TO TEARS; AND SHES GIGGLING UP A STORM.#AND AS IF I HAD ANY PRIDE LEFT FOR GET DESTROYED. SHE GOES ''AND THIS ISN'T EVEN THE BAD ENDING''#LIKE. COME THE FUCK ON #LET ME RECOVER. LET ME BREATHE.

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wigglepiggle · 1 year

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draw post it note for the requests maybe? if not thennn would bell bfdi be okay =3

this took me a bit oops. she's slaying (I'm assuming you meant ppt2 post it note)

also i wanted to make post it note a creature(rat) but i didn't know what animal to make basketball so i literally just typed air bud dog breed and used that I'm not joking 👍

osc rqs are open but please rq them on @wigglydoodls

and here's. this bell 👍

#im using he/she for post it note now bc why not #paper puppets take 2 #ppt2 #post it note ppt2 #basketball ppt2 #this scene had me yelling/pos #in my head mostly but i did make some sort of noise out loud #'YEAH BEAT HIS ASS POST IT NOTE'

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chesthighwater · 11 months

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Daud for the “send me a character” meme thingie?

seeing as i already unleashed my Daud Thoughts on my unsuspecting followers, i will use this as an opportunity for another headcanon

he is LAUGHABLY horrible at showing affection. and i dont mean in the "shy about it/pretends its no big deal" way (although that too for more generous versions of him), i mean extremely roundabout to the point that what He considers "extremely obvious and painfully embarrassing way of showing that i like this person" is to the recipient completely incomprehensible

ask me about characters and stuff <3

#ask #icarusonspeed #thank you<3 #(daud leans on counter seductively) babygirl i am having a meltdown over actions that you would interpret as neutral at best and #mildly hostile at worst #i just get a real kick out of daud doing something and beating himself up over it in his head like UGH IM BEING SO BLATANT #and whoever you imagine him as being affectionate towards is like “ah daud! i Think he doesnt want to kill me anymore. maybe”#a colleague of mine had an advisor who was always very yknow critical of her and her work etc etc and she was absolutely convinced that lik #this guy fucking hates me #and then she found out how intensely he praises her to other people.#and that is dauds dumb ass. HE knows he likes you why would You need to know that. what do you mean “showing” affection

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i-mybrunettelady · 2 months

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That comm vs wol post had me like. All my attempts at ffxiv!Nyra just ended in failure bc she'd look like every other highlander in that game unfortunately, but also because I know the Scions would hate her.

There's no way in hell she's anything but the Protagonist TM and she wouldn't let herself be bossed around by anyone (which is what Scions do in a way so)

Only thing she'd actively enjoy is getting to beat, fuck and/or date Estinien 😔

#nero's random thoughts #alysannyra #nyra/estinien is a crackship i am so fond of #same way I'm fond of nyra/zaeim #like. she would wanna fuck that elf so bad and also beat his ass in his own game for funsies #idk what that sameface says about her design or about final fantasy but #idk sometimes i feel like her base isn't as flashy and out there but shes so beautiful to me i wanna yell #she somehow stands out in gw2 and wouldn't in ffxiv. idk why #don't take it as hate it's just preferences and train of thought #i like ff14's cc #but I'm used to gw2 #so nostalgia bias wins?#also we have sliders which ff14 lacks but ff14 has heterochromia and highlights #so even

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depressedhatakekakashi · 11 months

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Putting some respect on my man Kakashi’s name.

It’s canon that while the sharingan had its advantages it was a huge drain on Kakashi.

It’s also stated in his book that he got stronger than his war arc self, being able to hold a mud wall jutsu on his own for three days. A feat that was so impressive the enemy shinobi he faced believed he HAD to be multiple people to manage it.

#you can say the books arn’t canon all you want #whatever #but they’re the only place where his strength post war is talked about #everyone who says he got weaker without the sharingan is pulling bs out of their asses #there is zero proof of these words #and to be clear this one ‘ONE OF the strongest’#not the strongest #obviously Kakashi is not the strongest #Hashirama and Naruto are god tier shinobi #no one is beating them #but we have no reason to believe that hiruzen minato tsunade or tobirama are stronger than Kakashi or even Each other #we know dick all about minato and tobirama’s actual stats #it’s very possible Tobirama was genius af at making things and not that great at actually fighting without the flying raijin #and Tsunade’s stats are 35 which is the same as orochimaru’s #so i don’t know why people act like she’s weak when she has better stats then hiruzen (as does Kakashi)

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redhotarsenic · 11 months

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Played more dmc4 and I beat dante. Very scary but I’m mentally just. Reminding myself to Get His Asss while he’s doing any moves that make him vulnerable. Got to sanctus. Phase one went okay. I beat the fuck out of that old man. And then phase two. I knock off his shields. Okay. Fine. Looks like it’s time to knock him out of the air, right? No. He runs away. Over and over. I give chase. He’s just out of reach. Always. Like a carrot on a stick. Like my hopes and dreams. What’s that? You finally caught up to him? Well peepaw has to take his afternoon catnap in his big fuckoff statue. You wanna have your spine cracked in two like a glow stick while he rests up? Kill yourself also :)

#did this as Nero btw #I’m not frustrating myself. i refuse. later. I’ll come back later and beat his dusty ass.#thing is. I gotta fight this bitch again in mission 20!!! and I vividly recall having a hard time with him when I first played this game!#no wonder why he isn’t one of the bloody palace bosses. I’m glad.#love charged shot level 3 btw she’s everything to me <3 #kinda just tempted to play bloody palace and nothing else as a sort of pseudo training mode tbh

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todayisafridaynight · 2 years

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beat yakuza 7 last night *muffled screaming*

#spoilers #there'll be spoiler talk lmao #snap chats #ok compliment sandwich time #FIRST OFF absolutely loved this game im so pissed ill never be able to experience it for the first time again #i had no rights being scared of playing it i actually love the rpg playstyle sm- sure i love beat em up but it just feels so right for this #the cast was so cute and lovable and i adore them immensely. also why does no one mention eri ever she's so darling #and the VOICE ACTING- i had my game in english btw and on that note ichiban's VA really does make this game #he's just so passionate in every line he delivers and you can just feel the emotion in everything he says #prob helps that kaiji tang played odin/owain fire emblem before for the theatrics LMAO but seriously i loved his performance so much #on FE note though i completely forgot robbie daymond was zhao and the whole time i was like 'he reminds me of hubert or like akechi lmao'#my hunch was great LMAO GG ME but yeah the gameplay was so fun #and i just love all the little character-building aspects- like how if yo get utterly sloshed with your party everyone has a little comment #not to mention the mid-meal conversations those were so cute #ok for the parts i didnt like uh. Very Few Things like i said i loved this game and i have few complaints #its just the ending made me want to eat dry wall rgg PLEASE let siblings be happy in this franchise i swear to god #aoki was a prick but rgg i need you to stop peddling this 'anyone can change and start over' thing if youre just going to kill them #like at least with nishiki ryuji and mine there was a build up to their death- ig you can argue aoki holding the gun to his death was that #BUT ITS JUST THE WAY KUME COMES OUT OF PISS-OFF NOWHERE LIKE if he hadnt walked away and if ichi wasnt so concerned over aoki #bruh Full Rights to beat his ass and then some that made me so pissed. like i already had a feeling aoki was fucked but still #PLEASE just let a yakuza antagonist live beyond their game for five minutes thats it #he can literally be cell neighbors with sawashiro for all i care just let him live #omg wait on that note i totally called arakawa being ichi's bio dad like as soon as fucker asked ichi bout his real parents I Knew #i dont think arakawa knew but girl I Did and i howled #one last complain i have- its very small tbh- is where did mirror-face-tendo come from #i thought mirror face blew up with ishioda but alright. i guess for the sake of The Twist they couldnt reveal he was fine #still because of that he just feels so out of nowhere esp to be helping the gang #but i'm not gonna let a few nicks ruin an otherwise lovely game #i love how the og cast didnt outstay their welcome: they were in the game just enough to be justified and i appreciate that #kiryu coming out of nowhere does feel a little Out Of Nowhere esp now that he's gona be in Y8

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