#and the cutlery

[iftitah]

my mom's college is sooo nostalgic 😭

[teaboot]

One of my many brothers has a sensory issue regarding certain types of metal

It appears that my cutlery is uniquely offensive, which is uniquely bothersome when he comes to visit and ends up eating tortellini with his hands

But I believe I have devised a most elegant solution

Jimmy's forks

[hobohobgoblim]

impractical? yes

slightly disturbing? also yes

would i commit all manner of felonies to obtain them?

again yes

[time-woods]

off in some alternative universe theres a cosmic office comedy with some romantic undertones taking place

[folie-a-deux]

"While on the run together, which of Will's habits might come to 'annoy' Hannibal and vice versa?"

Mads: "A thousand dogs trailing behind them. It's like the easiest way to spot us. (He would be like) 'Will can you get rid of at least one of them or two of them?'"

Hugh: "He's so fussy. You know, (mimicking Hannibal) 'The cutlery is not straight'."

[komarita]

inspired by niigo's cutlery cover

[collophora]

Started as a tag but I had to do the whole Batch XD

[bebx]

cutlery set decided by Salvador Dalí, 1957

[stop-being-the-rabbit]

350 pages worth of soul destroying jean content and the fandom is instead choosing to focus on andrew's cheese drawer. love it

[tomboyyyaoi]

the cutlery is rusted as if its been used often

[amatesura]

Alexander Schönauer, fish cutlery (1902)

[corvidsofthedeep]

No Context Crow #169: Cutlery Crow

Sculpture by Matt Wilson. Instagram, Website.

[ky-landfill]

[catamaris]

again with the usual made-up stories

[nonexistuser]

Before I get sick of you, I’ll act selfishly without hesitating even if I’ll end up losing you.