#and the darn hug ugh

[saltynsassy31]

Frye Fest - Final Countdown

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👊Team Fist Bump/Ōban-yaki (JP)👊

Splatfest 18-11‐2023

[Master Post]

[sashiavi]

ahahdheuth i can’t stop thinking about shane and just like a completely oblivious farmer who doesn’t get his (pathetic) attempts at flirting and just think he’s being nice even though they want him too.. . and all he can do is jerk off at home because he is a LOSER. ugh i love shane so diddly darn much.

I love Shane sm in every form <33 - 400 words -

Shane, who was so used to pushing everybody away, with a scowl on his face and a curse under his breath, he had gotten used to the self-induced solitude.

You'd come along and break down the walls he'd built brick by brick, doting on him with words of comfort and friendship - It was easy for him to fall into something deeper.

Flirting was a big step for him! It wasn't his fault it came off in friendly gestures and small talk - He wasn't barking at you to 'Fuck Off', what else did you need?

He could only offer up a hand on the farm so many times, or cheers a pint to your own glass before he downed it- How many frozen Pizzas from the Joja backroom would it take for you to see it?

Ohh, its frustrating. Feeling the burn of a hug on his form, every touch you made on him imprinted into his skin; The brush of your shoulders to his bicep as he walked you home, the clumsy goodbye hug that had you patting a soft and friendly tap to his back, the brush of your hands as you hand him his jacket, offered up to beat the night breeze now unneeded inside of your cozy cabin.

Shane won't admit how quick his steps were back home, or the way he nearly kicked a stack of firewood outside his door, or the way he ripped his jacket off and huffed it while he fisted at his cock-

His tip weeps, cries up pathetic pearls of pre as he inhales the remnants of your perfume and shampoo embedded into the threads of his ratty jacket- A stark difference to the stale musk that lingered in the old material.

He groans a low nose, muffled by the material, saliva pooling under his tongue with an urge to bite and suckle the fabric. Yoba, fuck, he felt pathetic, the burn of your body ingrained in his mind, hips rolling into his fist, brow scrunched tight as he makes a mess all over himself. He spills into his hand, onto his gut, the spunky spatter dribbling down his knuckles with the last few strokes he makes.

He uses the jacket to clean himself up, smearing his hand over the material, glossing it up with his release, scowling at himself before the poor thing is tossed across the room.

Fuck, he felt like a Loser.

[jakesprettygirlx]

Hi!! can you write a Johnnie x fem reader fluff? 🙏🏼

Will you be my valentine's?

Pairing- Johnnie guilbert X reader

Summary- Johnnie asks the reader to be his valentine.

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"johnnie" I gasped laughing loudly as I watched him fall over in the middle of the store.

"god fucking darn it I was supposed to look cool" he stats in the usually funny voice he does in videos with Jake.

I laughed again as he came to stand in front of me.

"baby" he stated looking at me intently.

"yesss" I dragged the word out unsure of why he was acting so suspicious.

Just then he reached behind him pulling out a rose and my favourite chocolates.

"will you be my valentines?" He asked a shy smile across his face as he waited for me to reply.

"yes of course I'll be your Valentine's my love" I squealed happily throwing my arms around his neck hugging tightly as he picked me up and spun me around.

"maybe next time I'll be asking you to marry me" Johnnie mumbled half jokingly into my neck as we stood there embracing each other happily.

"well my answer will still be yes, whenever that day comes" I mumbled back seeing how he started blushing furiously.

"ugh y'all are too cuteee" Tara gushes from where she was eating ice cream on the couch, taking pictures of me and Johnnie.

"ik right, my children are all grown up" Jake states from across the room jokingly as Johnnie rolls his eyes playfully taking my hand as we leave the room to go watch movies.

[obsessedwrhys]

Can you pls write one scene with jesse where fem!reader decides to cut bangs in the bathroom and she doesn't wanna show jesse bc she thinks she looks ridiculous at first and jesse is outside the bathroom like "c'mon babe, it can be that bad, I promise I won't laugh, c'mon now, where's my girl?"

And when she opens the door and jesse it's literally speechless and like this https://pin.it/2CkB5fQRJ because she looks so cute wtf. "But jesse... really?" "Babe you look so adorable, come here😭"

ᶻ 𝗓 𐰁 .ᐟ Knock Knock... Babe??

ᯓ★ Lots of fluff and goofiness, reader is fem!! (HAHAH I LUV THIS ASK)

ᯓ★

You panicked inside the bathroom as the sound of banging on the door continued on. Clearly it was one of those boring days where your intrusive thoughts had won over... but what you didn't expect was for your boyfriend to be back from patrol sooner than expected.

He said tomorrow!!

Tomorrow is NOT today!!

"You okay in there?" He asked with a mix of confusion and concern.

"Uhh... yes! I'm just having trouble with my shirt!" You forced a happy tone but a frown was present on your face when you saw your reflection in the broken mirror on the wall.

Jesse chuckled from the other side of the door while you quickly try to dispose of the hair you've cut.

"I’ve seen you with your shirt off a buncha times, babe. What are you so worried about? Just come out so I can help you with it" He said in a teasing tone.

Argh this bastard...

"Can't!" You replied and tried to flush the hair down but there were still some strands that managed to survive it.

"Darn it" You cussed under your breath.

"And why not? You hiding something from me??" His tone now hinting a bit of worry.

You stutter, stumbling over your words since you were moving around trying to figure out what to do... but no matter what solution you thought of. Nothings gonna work. Whether you like it or not, you're completely cornered, in this bathroom.

"I just..." You sigh.

"I cut my hair and I'm scared you're gonna find me ugly after this" You confessed and it was painfully silent for a couple of seconds before he spoke up again.

"Ugly?" He laughs.

"Babe, come on. I’ve seen you after a month without a shower, I’ve seen you covered in blood, I’ve seen you crying in the middle of the night. A new haircut won’t convince me you’re not good looking" He said and oddly enough his words made you feel at ease... but only for a bit.

"Promise you won't laugh at me?" You stood by the door, hand on the door knob.

"Promise, babe. Just come out here, I wanna see you" He said.

You took a deep breath... then unlocked it. Once the door swung open to reveal your horrible attempt of a haircut to your boyfriend. He stares at you, his brown eyes soft and full of adoration. He tilts his head to get a better look of your new haircut.

"Wow..." His lips parted in awe while his eyes were looking you up and down.

"Ugh... stop it..." You covered your face with your hands but your boyfriend was fast to stop you, enveloping his fingers with yours as he stepped closer to have you look at him.

"What? You want me to stop admiring my cute girl? Not a chance" He smiles when leaning in to place a kiss on your forehead. You were confused and at the same time, not believing a word he's saying.

"Are you sure you're not just saying that to make me feel better?" You said which he seemed offended by.

"I'd never lie about something like that baby... I love you, and you look beautiful. With or without this haircut" He'd then wrap his arms around your body to pull you into his gentle embrace.

"I hope so..." You uttered with your face pressed against his chest. Hearing you say that, he pulled back from the hug to look you in the eyes, his hands now moving down to your hips.

"You’re adorable, you know that?" He said with a smile, lightly poking your nose with his index finger.

"Absolutely the cutest" He cooed which had you smile almost too easily.

"There she is" He grinned as he saw you finally smile, his heart was swelling with affection just from the sight alone.

"Now c'mon... let's go take a nap hm?" He gently tucked a lock of hair behind your ear, his fingers lingering on your cheek. You nod and it lead to him taking you to bed, where the two of you cuddled to sleep underneath the warm blankets.

[oldwritingm]

Good Morning/Evening!!

Could I request Dating Cole Brookstone Headcanons?

I see you are a person of fine taste, my friend!! It would be my pleasure to fulfill this request!

Ninjago - Dating Cole Brookstone Headcanons

I see him as a natural romantic

Like, he doesn’t even have to try

He just does stuff and it’s so perfect

Like, he’ll thoughtlessly pull you into a slow dance when his favorite song comes on

(Side note: he LOVES to dance with you)

Or he’ll “surprise” you with a fancy restaurant reservation and flowers (he really just forgot to tell you earlier and got the flowers because they reminded him of you)

Or he’ll spout the most heartfelt compliments at random moments

“You really are the most beautiful person ever.”

“…I’m just scrolling on my phone though? In my unwashed pjs???”

All this without even specifically trying to be romantic

He’s just being himself

His favorite kind of date is to go out to dinner

He likes trying new things with you, so one of you will pick an obscure restaurant to try out each time

Whether it’s palatable or not, you always have a good time anyway

If the food sucks, you bond over the horrible experience

“Wow. That was horrible.”

“Ugh, I know. Was that rice or shredded tire rubber?”

“Honestly, the latter would’ve tasted better.”

“Pfff—”

Talking over a table with the din of restaurant ambience is like your guys’ own love language

You’ll talk about anything and everything

Light topics, dark topics, deep topics, whatever comes to mind

He’s a really deep and reflective person, so your deep conversations are often the most meaningful

He’s also absolutely hilarious though, so joking around is a very close second

Speaking of, his love languages are physical touch and words of affirmation

As mentioned before, he’s a natural at giving compliments

But he also uses the L word quite liberally

Definitely the first to say “I love you”

He loves cuddling

He’s a big guy, so you already know he’s optimally huggable

Doesn’t mind what cuddling position; he just likes to be close to you

If he had to pick a favorite, though, he likes to lay on your chest and listen to your heartbeat

Whenever he has to go away on a mission, he gives you the biggest bear hug

He’ll lift you off your feet, squishing your faces together and peppering your cheek with kisses

The hug he gives you when he gets back isn’t quite so energetic, but it’s no less romantic

He’ll lean on you a little more, relaxing his form to fit against yours perfectly as he lets out a long sigh

He’ll rub your back absentmindedly while he murmurs how much he missed you

Those are some of his best hugs, but he also frequently just lifts you up in a quick two-second hug, sometimes even from behind

“Ack! Cole, put me down!”

“Ha, sorry babe. You’re just so darn lovable, how am I supposed to not hug you?”

“Don’t apologize; I just want to hug you back!”

Also big on touching

Not necessarily PDA (but he won’t object if you like that), just maintaining physical contact

Hand holding, an arm around your shoulder, pinky-locking, anything really

Even if it’s just touching shoulders

Likes to get creative with cute nicknames as well

His go-tos are babe, baby, sweetheart, and angel face/cakes

But you’ve also heard pumpkin, muffin, munchkin, gorgeous, sugar, teddy bear, cuddle monster, etc…

Plus some… interesting… original ones

“Hello, my lovely little dragon snackie!”

“Cole. I love you but what was that.”

He will ascend to the heavens if you give him literally any affectionate nickname

Gives you the biggest grin whenever you use it

Honestly he smiles whenever you say his name, but cute nicknames will really get him

I hope this was alright! Thank you for this splendid request, and thank you for reading! Take care you cultured folks <33

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Umm do you know what the prompts for fluffvember is this year?? Or are they the same as last year?

(I might be planning on doing some fluffvember drawings)

-anon 27

I don’t know if there are new ones tbh :-/ I made up my own lol, I wanted fluff and so I took matters into my own hands 😂 I only came up with five, though. I’ll share them when I’m not at work!

[storiesbyjes2g]

3.217 First day

I woke up super late and almost missed sending Desi off to school. I mean, comparatively, I woke up pretty early, but it wasn't early enough to get myself ready, cook breakfast, make sure Desi was ready, and get pics. Something from that list had to go, so I threw on a robe and made the breakfast, though we didn't have time to eat. We barely had time for pics, but I got them. I'm sure I looked crazy out there, half-dressed with messy hair, but I didn't care, though; I couldn't miss that. Less came to see Desi too, so I hope she felt extra special and had an amazing day.

I watched my only child get whisked away and went back inside to eat before the food got cold. Sophia busied herself with chores and had a very stoic expression. She was nervous and trying to keep herself busy, and I empathized with that because an emotional storm of my own was swelling inside. But Sophia kept the house so spotless, she quickly ran out of things to do and joined me finally.

"I couldn't do it," she said.

I knew exactly what she meant, but she explained anyway.

"I couldn't watch her go. I've been on the verge of tears all morning, and I didn't want to upset her."

"I get it. Trust me."

"She wasn't scared at all," I added. "She was just as excited as she was last night."

"Good," she said, wiping a tiny tear that managed to escape.

"I'm gonna head to the spa."

"So soon?"

"If I don't go now, I'll end up crying in bed all day."

"Smart. Okay, well, have a good day then."

A yoga class was about to begin when I arrived, so I started a guided meditation session. Honestly, I was concerned about how well I'd be able to focus while worrying about Desi, but the session turned out to be exactly what I needed to get my mind off her. I had a good turn out, and two of my participants got really focused and levitated! That was such a rewarding moment. I never allow myself to get that focused when I'm hosting, but I love it when I'm able to reach that level of clarity and peace. I've only experienced that a handful of times, and I was glad for them, especially since they paid for it, heh.

At the end of the session, I let everyone know about my SimTube channel and to follow me on Social Bunny to be notified when I do public yoga classes. The levitating duo left together, and one of them gave me a tip! I ran behind them to thank them for coming. Turns out they are married. She's been a long time wellness fan, but he was pretty much a coach potato when they met. She got him into yoga when they moved in together. I loved hearing that story. It had nothing to do with me or my efforts, but it just confirmed how powerful wellness can be.

It was nearing dinner time when we said goodbye and parted ways, so I ran home. It's so nice living around the corner from the spa, but a thunderstorm had been going on, so running home wasn't too pleasant. I asked Sophia where was Desi, and she said she was hiding under the covers because the thunder scared her. I took a shower and changed before seeing about her.

"Desi?"

She crawled from under the covers when she heard my voice, so I sat next to her and gave her a tight squeeze.

"It's okay. I'm here."

"I'm scared the lightning will hit the house and it will catch on fire!"

Ugh. The fire affected her more than we realized. There's nothing I can really do about it, but I wish I would have checked in with her instead of hiding from everyone. How do I handle this? I can't really assure her that will never happen because it could, though unlikely.

"I understand. And it's okay to be scared. Just know that whenever you're with us, you're safe, no matter what happens, okay?"

"Will the house catch on fire?"

"That is very unlikely to happen."

"Okay."

Rosie crawled from under the bed. Darn storm scared all my little girls.

"Rosie needs a hug too, Daddy!"

"How about another hug for you first?"

"You're squishing me!"

Sophia walked in with consternation all over her face, just as I was squeezing Rosie. I guess all the girls are scared.

"How is she?" she asked.

"Desi? Oh, she's fine. Just needed a little reassurance. You look a bit rattled yourself."

"It's just so loud! I'm not used to storms like this."

"Okay, Rosie, I gotta put you down. Mommy needs a hug, too."

With everybody comforted and feeling the love, Desi began telling us about her first day of school. It was pretty typical on the surface: pizza, fries, library, and recess. Savannah and Stacey aren't in her class because they were a little older, but she saw them at the playground. I asked about Tami, but she didn't see her at all. I guess that makes sense because she's also older. Come to think of it, all of her potential friends will be aging up soon, so hopefully she'll make other friends. We have about two weeks before her birthday, and I want to keep that thought waaaaay off in the distance.

It was a terribly gray morning, and Less was in the way, but I had to snap what I could before Desi disappeared LOL.

[thedrowdruid]

This piece is months old by now, but looking at it always brings back bittersweet feelings. Finishing my first ever run of the game, what a ride! BG3 was the first RPG game I've ever played, and for all its flaws, I enjoyed it thoroughly and can't wait to start yapping about my other runs... once I get the Neph brainrot out.

Anyway, I couldn't finish the game and not draw anything for it! I have a bigger project than this that, months later, I am still trying to finish. Thank you, moving twice all while working and trying to do a cosplay at the same time. Regardless, I decided to put my ballroom/latin dancing experience to use and draw some dancing, and some more goofy scenes. More info about the individual scenes in the alt text!

For those curious, here was all the companion endings for my game:

Astarion: Ascended. He and Neph are on good terms and still gossip girls, with Neph regularly exploiting their connection whenever she has shadier things needing doing in the city. Probably also her main source of comfort when it comes to basically-immortal issues like outliving loved ones.

Gale: God. Neph kind of let him do his own thing, as she was torn between encouraging him to become a deity and thus a very handy contact to keep around... and her disgust at the thought because, ugh, raising a man to godhood? He's now like a very, very, very distant uncle to her kids, and she will never forgive him for leading one of them to follow him.

Wyll: Duke. Wyll was Neph's favorite man in the party, so she was happy to encourage him to become a duke. Think of all the strings she could pull through him! He's just relieved Neph settled down rather than trying to become some sort of shadow politician through him.

Lae'zel: Rebel. Neph was very sad to see her favorite gith and former flame leave, and that she couldn't even bother to show up in-person for the party, smh, but oh well, her loss. She fully approves of the rebellion, though, if only because it means Lae'zel is effectively immortal (no aging in the Astral Plane!) and will be around for a long time :] And also she thinks Vlaakith is annoying and not only a heathen god, but a false god, which is a no-no for this Lolthite. Maybe someday Xan and Neph's kids will get to meet.

Shadowheart: Selunite, Romanced. Her and Neph are living the cottagecore wife dream, their respective insanities and insecurities weirdly balancing out to form a lovely sodium chloride ship. While they renovated an abandoned church for their house, they also built a home just a short walk away for Arnell and Emmeline, who Neph is... still getting used to. Nice parents? What the hells are those?

Karlach: Died :( I'm not much of a crier, but that ending scene got me darn close... phew. I miss her. I wish more people had mentioned her absence at the party, because I sure felt it. Neph and Shadowheart keep a shrine for her with the soul coins and her weapons in the corner of their house. Neph personally would never admit she really misses her, though you bet she misses having another sisterly figure around... particularly after being away from her giant family for so long.

Halsin: Returned to Reithwin town and became a dad! He and Neph never really interacted, as Neph was not about to ask a Man for help figuring out her druid powers, but his approval was pretty stable and he wouldn't stop talking to her at the party. Which drove her a little up the wall. Ignore the fact she keeps that whittled duck on her mantle and did, in fact, accept his hug at the party. I imagine they probably swap kid stories, sometimes.

Minthara: Returned to Menzoberranzan, Neph was VERY unhappy she was not invited on any Underdark adventures, particularly because she also has beef with the Baenres. She supports her regardless, even though Minthara wishes she would just leave her alone lmao. Though she probably does appreciate Neph smuggling some ulaver wine into the party for her, though—Neph has far better contacts than she does on the surface.

Jaheira: Retired! The two always got along great, and she's something of a distant aunt to Neph's kids now, and the two families link up regularly. Jaheira is also a big help with Neph's learning of surface magic, what with them both being druids.

Minsc: Living in a sewer, apparently? He and Neph were never really more than acquaintances and while she finds his oafishness amusing, she's not interested in keeping him around. She does like Boo, though.

[panvnsleake]

Uhh it's been awhile since we last talked so I'm gonna ramble a lil bit

SEASON 1 A.D.A.M AS PRED I'M NOT CRAZY I SWEAR PLZ HEAR ME OUT-

Have you seen this guy in the reboot??? He's so grumpy and sassy and it's so frickin cute!!! Also, I'd like to imagine that he LOVES tummy rubs! (inside and outside) His lil plug tail would just wag and wag like a happy puppy when you do....oomph... (灬ºωº灬)

He's the type of pred that won't bite unless provoked or convinced to I'd think. Like, if you'd ask him to eat you, he'd probably get all blushy and have that sort of Tsundere type attitude.

"Ugh...fine...since you're so darn ugly."

He also likes to play with his food a lil bit. For example, licking with his metallic green tongue, or just straight up fluff in general. (Like soft kisses, hugs, etc.) Oh yeah! Did I mention that he purrs? Oh man he def purrs the loudest for tummy rubs...he'll also purr as a way to fluster his prey before he like, yknow, pounces.

His tummy would be really gooey and squishy, like pudding oml...like just imagine; you're a more smaller type of object, and it's snowing. You've been wondering around for quite some time, until you stumble upon A.D.A.M.'s house. For some reason, the door is unlocked, so you just enter uninvited. You wonder around the house a lil bit, before stumbling upon a door that says in messy hand writing "Adam's room." Curious, you decide to open it, only to find the guy himself, A.D.A.M., talking to MePhone. Upon realizing your presence, he tells MePhone he'll call back later, and MePhone is fucking pissed, but A.D.A.M. could give a shit less tbh. Because of your sudden bc appearance, plus Mr. Cobs never told him objects could be so small, he 'teaches you a lesson' on why you should always knock before you enter a house. (Spoiler alert! He noms you.) Might make this into a fanfic tbh.

On an unrelated note, I love him so much oml, I wanna hug him like a teddy bear/srs...hope you enjoyed me rambling about pointless shit.

-🦋🍪

refer to the vore blog pretty please @pairmeupwithberries anyway . have not watched the s1 remaster. only watch a small chunk of the og s1. even then youve convinced me 😁😁 ghhh tummy 😁😁😁🤤🤤🤤🤤 -🍞

[superiorsturgeon]

Domestic Arkos Role Reversal

Pyrrha: *distressed, reading the mail* Oh, no! I lost another sponsorship! And just when huntress jobs are running short, too!

Jaune: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Darn, that’s too bad. I guess I can go back to my old job being a crossing guard to make ends meet and you can stay home with Jamie for now?

Pyrrha: I suppose it would be nice to spend time at home with our son…

Pyrrha: Okay, let’s do it!

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Jaune: *heading out the door* Love you both! Be good for your mom, Jamie! Remember to call me if you need help, okay?

Pyrrha: Don’t worry so much! Hurry up or you’ll be late!

Pyrrha: Well, it looks like it’s just you and your mother today, right sweetheart? *looks down at Arkos son*

Jamie: *already has gum in his hair* 😀

Pyrrha: 🤦‍♀️…this day is not off to a good start…

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Pyrrha: *struggling with pot roast recipe and slow cooker instructions* Wait, is “warm” a higher or lower heat than “low?”

*Smoke alarm goes off*

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Pyrrha: *steps on lego while playing with Jamie*

Pyrrha: 😫 FU-

Jamie: 🙂 ?

Pyrrha: *clamps a hand over her mouth and muffles her agonized scream*

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Pyrrha: *pushing grocery cart and reading shopping list*

Pyrrha: How can two adults and a five-year-old need seven pages of groceries?

Pyrrha: And what on Remnant is tarragon?!

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Pyrrha: *removes laundry from dryer*

Pyrrha: *holds up shrunken shirt* 😟

Pyrrha: …Jamie, sweetie, how would you like one of your father’s old shirts?

Jamie: 🙃

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Jamie: *running around happily with the other children at the park*

Pyrrha: *slumps on a bench* Ugh…how can one little boy have so much energy…? 😮‍💨

Pyrrha: Maybe I can just rest here for a minute…

Pyrrha: 😴

Random Mother: …excuse me? Miss? Isn’t that your son?

Pyrrha: *cracks open one eye* …bwuh…?

Jamie: *on top of jungle gym, losing his balance*

Jamie: 🫨

Pyrrha: 😱

Pyrrha: *launches herself off the bench into a diving catch*

Pyrrha: *heart hammering* Are you okay?!

Jamie: 🥺 *small nod*

Pyrrha: *flops on the ground clutching her son*

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Pyrrha: *holding napping Jamie on her shoulder during PTA meeting*

Jamie: 😪 *drools a bit on Pyrrha’s shirt*

Pyrrha: I’ve never been so bored in my life…🥱

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Jaune: *opens door to Arkos house* Hello! I’m home!

Jamie: Daddy! *runs to the door*

Jaune: Hey, there’s my little guy! *scoops up his son as he walks inside* How was your day with mommy?

Jamie: We went to the park! Mommy’s sleepy though!

Pyrrha: *passed out on the couch with disheveled hair, stains on her shirt, and a pile of half-opened bills on her lap as her son’s favorite cartoon plays on the tv* 😴

Jaune: *bends down and gently shakes Pyrrha’s shoulder* Pyr? How are you doing?

Pyrrha: *snorts and jerks awake* What? Huh? Jamie, be careful with that-!

Pyrrha: Oh, Jaune…! Welcome home! How was work? 🥱

Jaune: *adjusts Jamie in his arms* Just like I remembered! Helping kids cross the street, politely telling some of the moms that I’m very taken! 😁

Pyrrha: *exhausted pout* I’m much too tired for jokes, Jaune…😣

Jaune: Okay, okay! Let me put my stuff away and we’ll see about dinner!

Jamie: Pizza? 😃

Jaune: *looks at the stack of dishes in the kitchen with burnt-on food* …yeah, sure little guy! Go wash your hands and daddy will order pizza.

Jamie: 😄 *happily runs to the bathroom*

Pyrrha: *slowly gets up and walks face-first into Jaune’s shoulder* …how do you do it…? I’ve trained for the arena for years and fought Grimm bigger than our house, but I’m so tired after one day at home with my own son…! 😭

Jaune: *wraps Pyrrha in a hug* Don’t worry, Pyr! It just takes some practice! Besides, it’s only until you get another huntress job and get back to being a hero!

Pyrrha: *mumbles into Jaune’s chest* …If you can do this every day while I’m at work, you’re the REAL hero…!

Jaune: Hey, I’m just the loving house husband of Pyrrha Freaking Nikos! I’m sure everyone will be calling you “The Invincible Mom” within the week!

Pyrrha: …

Jaune: …Pyr…?

Pyrrha: *asleep against Jaune* 😴

Jaune: *scoops up exhausted Pyrrha*

Jaune: …she has gum in her hair…

[babydinosaur930]

Played through the iron throne last night so I’m mad about duke ravengard all over again gosh darn it. Sir your boy was 17 when you kicked him out and you still don’t let him get a word in. I think it’s really telling the main way you shut him up is by using the tadpole to show him because he won’t take wyll seriously anytime he says “it’s not what you think. Let me explain.” Ugh. And I still wish wyll showed more emotion about his father. I know you’re good natured sweetie but no one is that chill about being abandoned by the only family they have left. Cry about it and let me hug you. I really wanna like wyll more I just haven’t been able to invest in him as much because so much feels missing from him. Anybody know like a really good wyll fic that basically just follows the game but gives him the time and content he deserves ? Maybe that’ll help.

[ageless-aislynn]

The initial previews of the Dead Rising Deluxe Remaster are out and I just had to take some screencaps from Ruba's playthrough of the first 30 minutes!

Frank did get aged up a bit for some reason but at least my man is still thicker than a Snickers! Look at those brawny shoulders! 🥰

2006!Frank is one of the pre-order bonus looks if you want him aged more appropriately. I don't even care, though. I don't mind him looking a little seasoned, lol! *chef's kiss* (I can even get used to him not being voiced by TJ Rotolo but I still really wish they'd cast him again. His voice is so iconic as Frank to me, what can I say?)

Did we NEED a close up shot of Carlito's hairy chest as he walked towards the camera? Yes. Yes, we did. *nodnods* 😜

The remaster was kind to both of the Keyes siblings, lol! Carlito and Isabela are both looking pretty darn beautiful! 💖💖

And speaking of beautiful...

Jessie, my beloved, is looking gorgeous! 😍😍😍

Zombie hugs, lol! Seriously, though, the fact that your options when you're grabbed are now buttons instead of "every move is the same two buttons but it depends on which direction you move the stick, which order you do them in AND which direction the zombie is facing to decide which move you actually DO" is just... Oh man, if nothing else, I'd love to play this game just for this improvement! 😎😎😎

But you know what I'm here for, of course...

Leah, my sweet angel! Only one quick shot of her in this video but I'm really hoping to find somebody else who shows the full scene where we meet her because I'm BEYOND excited now that all of the NPCs are voiced instead of their dialogue just being text! In the 2006 version, the couple of things that Leah says aloud are the exact same thing that about 4 other female survivors all say (and they all share the same voice actor), so it's going to be fantastic for Leah to finally have her own voice! 😇😇😇

Mannn, I have to say, as much as I'm too scared to try the Denuvo Anti-tamper on Georgette (it might be fine or it might irrevocably wreck her and I couldn't get her back to how she's blessedly not crashing anymore), I'm so super sad at missing all of the pre-order and digital deluxe bonus stuff. 😭😭😭

I'm trying to be chill about it but, man, I hope they'll offer at least the 2006!Frank and Frank in Chuck Greene's outfit for purchase down the line. 🤞😖🤞The 17 other costumes say they'll be sold individually, but the 3 pre-order bonuses only say they "may" eventually be available for purchase. OHHHHH, I WANT THEM, FRIENDS. I WANT THEM SO MUCH, I CAN'T EVEN.

Anyway, just had to share my excitement at seeing some of the actual gameplay, cutscenes and the like!

*shakes fist at Denuvo* WHYYYYYYYYY MUST YOU SCARE ME AWAY? I had this in my cart to pre-order, you meanie, then I start seeing all of these horror stories about BSoD and system instabilities and now I can't trust that you won't wreck Georgette! 🤬🤬🤬

(I should mention that many, many people have reported that Denuvo works fine on their computers. But, if you've been reading my blog since last December, you'll know that, sadly, Georgette is not normal. She spent the first 5 months of her life in endless Blue Screens of Death, freezing, crashing up to 8 times an hours, etc. She has finally stabilized and is working correctly but if Denuvo DID cause a problem and I had to reset her, I don't know that I can replicate all of the things that caused her to stop crashing/freezing/etc. That's a BIG, MONSTER WORRY, friends. I don't want to go back to having a barely functioning, unfixable computer again. Ugh. 😭😭😭)

[keiyaku-tako]

...No, thank you though. I am currently on a diet and not eating karaage except on special occasions.

And you are still not getting out of working.

Hey, you got your Halloween costume on already? Well, it does look good on you. Happy Month of Halloween, Azul! 👻🎃🍬

Also, yes I am still hugging you, and I still refuse to let go until you agree to drop all the days I have to work at the lounge!

I'll even make you an offer: 30... no, 50% of all the Halloween candy I get this year! I'll give you half. Pretty good deal, right? Will you drop all the days?

I suggest you do... or don't, I don't really mind. If you don't, I get to keep hugging you. 😊

Yes, I quite like this costume. I'm glad you like it. Happy Halloween to you too.

I am not going to drop the days. You will not get me to agree.

Candy will not persuade me either. Did you truly believe that it would? You are working, whether you like it or not.

And I would advise you to stop hugging me and get to work.

[themuffin2649]

Eepy

Cat!MC (Micha) gets the eepy

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Finally, nap time, I’m so tired

The black cat then layed down on his bed and curled into a ball. He was so tired, he just wanted a nap.

All of sudden, Micah’s nap was interrupted when he felt another cat lie down his him too, not shortly after, another one.

He didn’t even need to open his eyes to know the two who lied down with him.

Both Velvet and Leo’s fur tickled his, and he could feel them both of them start to snuggle and hug him.

Oh boy, this is going to one rough nap…

…

They’re asleep.

This could be my chance to shimmy out of his suffocating sandwich.

However, whenever he tried to slip away, either Leo or Velvet would just pull him back.

Ugh, why did they have to be so darn persistent…

All of a sudden, Moria walked into the room, looking for the cat brush.

“Meeow!”

“Oh you poor thing! You must be bothered with these two squishing you!”

Thank goodness!

“Here, let me get you off them.” She said, trying to tug Micha free. However, she found herself struggling.

“What the?! Do these cats work out? Why are they so strong?!”

A couple more attempts, but it was futile.

“I’m sorry Micha, they’re too strong, they’re like bodybuilder cats or something…”

Great…

As Moria left the room, Micha sighed. He was so tired at this point that not even being sandwiched between Leo and Velvet could keep him awake.

…

Yawn and Stretch (wow, what a refreshing nap)

Stretch (you said it)

Both Leo and Velvet wake up from their nap, fully refreshed, but they were surprised to see Micha still asleep.

Aww, Honey’s still passed out, he must have been really tired.

Unable to take another nap, both cats just loafed near him to keep him company (and to make sure the other doesn’t steal him away)

And at last, Micha was able to have a proper Nap.

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[soul-spices]

The episode had me smiling like an idiot.

I laughed so hard when Hunger brought the game, it was just so adorable. He has this sort of childlike innocence, that I simply adore. And when he tried not to show emotions every time she touched him...! And then, when MC leaves, if you tell him it was interesting spending time with him... His face. HIS FUCKING FACE.

He can fool me, my dude fell for her and hard.

Oh my God, I was screaming the whole episode.

Anon!

THE UPDATE. HAS.ME.IN.A.CHOKEHOLD.

How I love that he always asks for her hand instead of just grabbing it forcibly. HE'S SO TOUCH STARVED YET HE RESPECTS BOUNDARIES. IN THIS HOUSE, WE STAN THIS BEHAVIOUR. All of the gentle touches they shared gave me more satisfaction than any sex scene in rc history ever did.

The intimacy build up between Hunger and mc is so well written. He can be so darn cute ( during their game mc can tease him, I love how bold she gets with him in doing so. I can finally see why someone like him would feel love for this mc; her companionship is genuinely pleasant, their relationship dynamic comes across as surprisingly comfortable and natural), but he can also surprisingly blushing inducing ("You will come to me and ask me to teach you. And I will do so (....)." line of his did things to me. SIR,😳 I WAS NOT EXPECTING THAT 😳)

AND ANON. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS HOW THIS MAN ELEVATED MC. HE MADE HER OP. HE NEVER CALLED HER WEAK OR PATHETIC OR ANY DEMEANING STUFF. HE SAW POTENTIAL IN HER PECULIARITY AND TOOK THE CHANCE TO ELEVATE HER. UGH. I am so into that stuff.

Hunger is husband shaped and he, hands down, saved HS's franchise for me. I want to shower him with love and affection, with hugs and gentle touches, with kisses and smooches. UGH. Thank you Hunger for saving this franchise. 🙌

ps. Be prepared for a wave of Hunger posts from me ;>