#and the little @ awww ur so sweet 🥺

[horseshoemybeloved]

Naw cuz I literally painted one of ur designs on my concert bag for FOB Houston bc it's so cute and colorful and so many ppl compliment it!! :D

OH MY FUCKING GOD THATS SO CUUUUTE AAAAAA OMFGOOOOOD I LOVE IT ITS SO FUCKING MUCH😭😭💕💕💕

[maplesyrupsainz]

˖⁺｡˚⋆˙sickly sweet | OB38/87/whatever˖⁺｡˚⋆˙

pairing: ollie bearman x driver!reader y/n (she/her)

genre: social media au, new relationship

warnings: very fluffy lol

summary: in which you & your new boyfriend act too sweet online and your friends are extremely overprotective !!!

a/n: ollie is deffo a new one for me lol im not rly a massive fan of writing driver!reader ngl but i did it for u anon pls appreciate <333

request!!!: driver!reader x Ollie bearman just them being sickly in love with one another and the other f1 drivers being protective about y/n

fc: various brunette girls from pinterest

my masterlist

instagram ->

f1updates

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f1updates mclaren rookie driver y/n y/l/n seen at a sports game this weekend with f2 driver ollie bearman ♥️

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user1 are they dating??

user2 yea but it's pretty new i think

user3 omg so cute

user4 awww the way she's looking at him 🥹🥹

user5 TOO CUTEEE

user6 who is he??

user7 f2 driver lol and reserve driver for ferrari & haas

user8 idk who im more jealous of

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instagram ->

yourusername

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yourusername anyways

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user9 OMGGG HELLOOO OLLIE

mclaren that better be papaya 👀

yourusername cheating on u with a mango 😕

mclaren 😵

user10 LOL? they are so unserious

landonorris cancel your weekend plans

yourusername excuse u

charles_leclerc we're staging an intervention

yourusername i wont be attending, sorry

maxverstappen1 oh dont worry y/n, we'll come to you 😊

yourusername guys please you cant "stage an intervention" just bc i have a bf now

carlossainz55 sure

user11 HAHAHA FREE HER

user12 ijbol they r so overprotective

alex_albon grid princess

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olliebearman ♥️🫶

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georgerussell63 read the room

landonorris 🤨

yourusername ignore them ollie

user13 LOLLLLL

olliebearman posted a story

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lilymhe cuties

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user14 omg im obsessed with u guys

user15 papaya prin 🥹🥹🥹

landonorris delete

carlossainz55 blocked and reported

maxverstappen1 watch your footing

alex_albon stay safe out there

olliebearman 😬😬😬

yourbff posted a story

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georgerussell63 not you too

yourbff awwww stop being a loser

charles_leclerc interesting

yourbff UR NOT HER FATHER 😂

user16 OMG GOALS

user17 they r sosososo cute tgthr

user18 i jus know the rest of the grid r spamming ur dm rn

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lilymhe the boys are so triggered and she dgaf

yourbff they are such little worms! free my baby y/n

f1updates

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f1updates mclaren rookie driver y/n y/l/n spotted once again with f2 driver ollie bearman in romantic embrace, out for lunch at a fast food chain with friends during a week long break in the season !

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user19 my ollieyn heart

user20 ollie liking this omg he's down bad 😭

user21 obsessed with y/n finally noticing ollie when he drove for ferrari this season instead of when they were both in f2

user22 she's real for this

user23 no one can say tht girl isn't all about the racing

user24 lovethemlovethemlovethem

user25 im down bad crying at the gym😭

user26 would kill to see the grid group chat after this dropped 💀

user27 😂 they are so protective of the papaya princess

user28 as they should be tbh

maxverstappen1 not again...

f1updates MAX??!!

user29 what is max doing here 😂

olliebearman oh no.....

user30 screaming

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yourusername 📍 monte-carlo

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yourusername my first podium in f1 in freaking monaco 🥺 i wanna thank my family and friends, my team and my fellow drivers who made an impossible transition from idols to friends thank u so so much i can't believe this is my life 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡

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olliebearman so proud 🧡

maxverstappen1 will let it slide for today

user31 LOL taking a day off

landonorris smashed it

charles_leclerc so proud! an honour to share the podium with you

alex_albon papaya QUEEN

georgerussell63 never doubted you for a second!

mclaren that's our girl 🧡

user32 eating the right fruit this time 😂

carlossainz55 no one else i'd rather be beaten by 😊

lilymhe my fav girl boss

user33 everyone loves her sm 🥹🥹

user34 so happy for her i cried fr

yourbff my little legend <3

olliebearman

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olliebearman congratulations to our y/n on her first f1 podium so unbelievably proud of you and in awe of everything you do everyday. i love you 🩷

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user35 OMGGG a whole post for her

user36 screaming this is so so cute

charles_leclerc ❤️❤️

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maxverstappen1 oh

yourusername 🤨?

carlossainz55 this is actually very nice

georgerussell63 ...agree

landonorris 😳

olliebearman no way

yourusername you won them over....

alex_albon FINALLY

user37 scream

user38 hahahaha awww they finally accepted ollie 🙏

user39 obsessed with everything about this omg

user40 I LOVE OLLIEYN

yourusername stop it you'll make me cry!!!! i love you so much i couldn't have done it without you

olliebearman well you could but i appreciate the sentiment 😘

THE END 🧡❤️

[youaresimplylovely]

𝗡𝗼𝗿𝗿𝗶𝘀 𝗙𝗮𝗺𝗶𝗹𝘆 .ᐟ (𝗣𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗧𝘄𝗼)

୨ৎ 𝗌𝗒𝗇𝗈𝗉𝗌𝗂𝗌: 𝖺 𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗆𝗉𝗌𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝖿𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 ୨ৎ 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖽𝗈 𝗇𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗂𝗌 𝗑 𝗆𝗈𝗆!𝗐𝗂𝖿𝖾!𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 ୨ৎ 𝗐𝖺𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌: 𝖿𝗅𝗎𝖿𝖿, 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄, slight smut ୨ৎ 𝖺/𝗇: based on this req < 3

𝗽𝗮𝗿𝘁 𝗼𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗮𝗴𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗱𝗯𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗺 𝗺𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗹𝗶𝘀𝘁

landonorris

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landonorris i can't seem to stop putting babies in this sexy sexy ass woman @itsyn_norris

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itsyn_norris IS THIS HOW YOU ANNOUNCE OUR CHILD.

landonorris yes you hot mama itsyn_norris 😭😭

oscarpiastri I WAS GONE FOR A DAY AND THIS IS WHAT I COME BACK TO?? BUT CONGRATS STFU

charles_leclerc you can't still be mad at us 🙂 we texted you like five times!? oscarpiastri I AM AND YOU SHOULD'VE SPAMMED. landonorris welcome back

jimmybutler called it 😎 but big congratulations you and yn 😍

landonorris 🤗❤ itsyn_norris we love you jimmy!!

mclaren MINIONS WE WELCOME A NEW MINION @zbrownceo @ln4

carlossainz55 congratulations mate, can't wait to meet the little kid ❤

landonorris you got more kids to babysit now

alex_albon WOOHOOOOOOOO CONGRATULATIONSSSSSSS

landonorris YOU'RE GONNA BE AN UNCLE!! (again)

maxverstappen1

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maxverstappen1 sometimes i question if these two are enemies or lovers.

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landonorris BABE HE MADE A POST ABOUT US, HE'S IMPROVING AAAAAAAA @itsyn_norris

itsyn_norris IKR WE LOVE YOU MAXIE landonorris WE REALLY DO <3

user16 the fact the pictures went from crazy to sweet is so adorbssssssss

redbullracing 😂😍

itsyn_norris

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itsyn_norris pov: ur daughter loves sushi but you don't but you still love her

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oscarpiastri me and @carlossainz55 can't relate 😑

charles_leclerc you two are not the kid 🤦‍♀️ landonorris yea listen to your father kid

ln4 awww daddy lando enduring his ick for his daughter 🥺🧡

georgerussell HOW DID HE NOT PUKE.

itsyn_norris well... landonorris BABE. itsyn_norris oopsie daisy!

f1 best father of the year!

landonorris

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landonorris happy wife, happy life 🤍

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should i fr make this into a series??

[mclqren]

OUT AT THE OPERA ★ LN4

PAIRING ✦ lando norris x fem!opera singer!reader

SUMMARY ✦ lando's relationship with his aspiring opera singer girlfriend had always had the internet in awe, but especially when they find out just how they met to begin with, or rather who helped them meet. [ SMAU ]

WARNINGS ✦ none, i think!

REQUESTED ✦ here!

NOTES ✦ reader is australian. implied age of reader is between 22 & 23. the fc i've used is darianka sánchez, but feel free to picture whoever you want! my requests are closed at the moment.

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yourusername living my dream life 💄

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user1 Y/N L/N LADIES AND GENTSSSS

user2 leave lando for me? (please)

user3 SO REALLL

user4 lando norris you lucky lucky man

user5 okay but a minute for the dress?? wowww

yourusername right?! it was suchhh a bargain!

user6 NIGHT AT THE OPERA?!

landonorris wowww look at you 😍😍

yourusername love you sm ❤️

user7 MY PARENTSSS

lilyzneimer my girl foreverrr 🩵

yourusername my lilsss 💗💗

landonorris missing my koala extra hard rn 😔

yourusername you cannot call me a koala just because im australian

landonorris yeah i can - you're a koala and oscar is a kangaroo

oscarpiastri oh ffs lando not again 🤦‍♂️

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yourusername when in paris 🩶

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user8 SHE'S IN PARIS??

user9 yup!! on her story she posted about getting the offer to watch the opera in paris, and so she went to stay with kika for a bit!

user10 i loveee seeing you achieve ur dreams

yourusername ❤️❤️

user11 y/n is so effortlessly gorgeous oh myyy

user12 lando is so lucky my oh my

user13 the way all of her posts are so aesthetically pleasing pleases my soul so much you have no idea

fransisca.cgomes you musttt come back im missing you already 😔😔

yourusername cant wait to see you in my home this time ❤️

user14 Y/N GOING TO MELBOURNE CONFIRMED??

user15 well duh she is literally from australia lol

landonorris couldn't have taken me with you huh 😔😔

yourusername mr clingy i think you'll manage another two days without me

landonorris noooo come back soon please ☹️

alexandrasaintmleux oh myyy 🫶

yourusername alex i love you 💗

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tagged yourusername

f1wagss Who is Lando Norris' girlfriend? Y/N L/N is a music graduate from Australia, who's currently in the process of working to become an opera singer. Though we don't know much of how the McLaren driver came to meet Y/N, they're rumoured to have gotten together around June 2023, and their relationship has been the talk of F1 fans for many months, due to their internet presence & instagram posts together. We love you, Y/N! 🫶

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user16 THE MOST PERFECT WAG

user17 speak on it admin!! we love herrr 🗣️🗣️🗣️

user18 y/n marry me challenge GO!!

user19 urmm she's acc already married to me so??

user20 her and lando are so perfect together though i cant

user21 no fr??

user22 so basically she doesnt work? 🤣🤣

user23 judgy much??

user22 im just sayinggg lando can do so much better

user24 im pretty sure lando can do without you fighting in his corner sweetie ❤️

yourusername awww thanks!! im so honored to have a post to myself like this!💗

user25 PEOPLE'S PRINCESS HAS ARRIVEDDD

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yourusername no better feeling than being back down under 🇦🇺❤️

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user25 you can tell how much she loves being back in australia, its the sweetest

user26 oh absolutelyyy

user27 lando in the last slide 🥺🥺

user28 he's so good w kids i canttt

user29 y/n l/n you have done it againnn

user30 meeting her would mean that my life's goals are complete.

user31 as a fellow aspiring opera singer, you are such an inspiration to me, i love you and your content so much ❤️

yourusername awww im so glad!! ur so sweet 💗

oscarpiastri rare picture of lando not terrorising little children?

yourusername i know i was shocked too

landonorris guys i DO NOT terrorise little children

yourusername you growled once at my three year old cousin and now she's scared of you

landonorris stop i love maria tell her im sorry ☹️

landonorris finally reunited ❤️

yourusername lando we were apart for a week and im currently thirdwheeling you and max i think i'd rather go back to missing you again

maxfewtrell im very sorry y/n didn't mean it ☹️

yourusername ur excused bc i love ur girlfriend 💗💗

lilyzneimer MCLAREN WAGS ON TOUR ‼️

yourusername MCLAREN WAGS ON TOUR ‼️‼️

yourusername @/maxfewtrell JOIN IN

maxfewtrell MCLAREN WAGS ON TOUR ‼️‼️‼️

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yourusername MCLAREN WAGS ON TOUR ‼️

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user33 THE CAPTION HAS ME CREASING

user34 the way she's acknowledged it is acc making me laugh sm

user35 you and lily are my fav wags fr

user36 max and keegan in the last slide 🤣

keeganpalmer favorite aussie 🦘🦘

yourusername favourite american 🦅🦅

keeganpalmer i see we'll have to disagree on the spelling of 'favorite' 😔

lilyzneimer I LOVE YOUU!!

yourusername had the best day running from media with you lils ❤️

user37 'running from media' THEY'RE SO REAL

landonorris without me? 😔

yourusername we're all mclaren wags mate you're a mclaren DRIVER you don't make the cut 🙅‍♀️

landonorris ☹️☹️☹️

oscarpiastri is this not that arcade from when we were kids 🤣

yourusername IT ISSS!! I WOULD ALWAYSS BEAT YOU AT BASKETBALL LOOLLL

user38 SORRY?? WHEN WE WERE KIDS I BEG YOUR PARDONNN??

user39 HAVE WE MISSED A CHAPTER ORRR

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yourusername week at home coming to a close, sydney week opening up again ✈️

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user44 SHE'S IN SYDNEY? OH MY GODDD

user45 what does she mean week at home?

user46 she's from melbourne!!

user47 okay now TALK ON UR FRIENDSHIP W MR PIASTRI

user48 NO REALLL THE FANS WANT TO KNOW

user49 MISS L/N HOW DID YOU MEET OSCAR

landonorris blue is your colour 😍😍

yourusername i thought you said papaya was my colour??

landonorris yeah well anything is your colour to be fair

oscarpiastri my best friend guys 🤣❤️

yourusername oscar STOP we have the internet in shambles as it is

oscarpiastri y/nnn don't ruin my fun ‼️

YOUTUBE [ 'Pre Race Interviews Extended: Melbourne ]

yourusername

( caption 1: im a teensy bit scared right now 😭 | caption two: night of my dreams is over 💗 love you sydney 🦘🇦🇺 )

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yourusername WOWWW where do i even begin!! ever since i was a little girl i DREAMT of being able to perform in the sydney opera house, and to think i've now been able to say i've been there, done that is crazy! could never have done it without my best friend, who took me here for my 22nd birthday last year, and my boyfriend, who i met on said birthday. feeling extra grateful today, thank you all sm for the love. 💗

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user53 THE WOMAN YOU ARE MISS L/N.

user54 if i had vocals like you i'd never stop singing oh my days

user55 THE VOICE OF AN ANGEL FRRR

user56 admittedly i originally looked at ur content for lando, but im so obsessed with you now its crazy

user57 oh she's everything and more.

oscarpiastri so proud of you ❤️

yourusername lots of love for you osc 💗💗

lilyzneimer watching you live tonight was everything 😍😍 can't wait to do it all over again 🩵🩵

yourusername loved having you there sm my angel 💗

carmenmmundt @/georgerussell63 we're going next time for sure 🤩💘

yourusername carm i love you to pieces 💗

landonorris my koala. forever the proudest of you ❤️🐨

yourusername can't even retire the nickname for this cute little post??

landonorris you know you love me really 🤣❤️

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[fatuismooches]

*slams open door*

I SAW THE RECENT ASK AND I'M LIKE,, what if reader never mentions about the letters/notes but keeps them... Pantalone thinks you don't like them and he finds it a bit sad :((( so one day he leaves a note and he's outside watching what you'd do... N he sees that u DO read it but with a huge frown and furrowed brows, then keep it somewhere safe.... N he brings it up bc he don't like giving u stuff that you don't like.. Only to find out you're soooo embarrassed to bring it up bc you can't read it since his curvise is so intricate... 😭😭😭 but yk it's out of love so u keep them close to ur heart!!!

JFJFBDKD SO STUPID BUT I THINK IT'S SOOO FUNNY... Rare pantalone cameo ft. Kaiser

NOOO I LOVE THIS SM 😭😭❤️ awww this is so cute and silly... reader trying their best to decipher his cursive but failing, yet still they treasure this letter from him of course!! You may not know what he's saying but you do know that it's probably lots of stuff relating to how much he loves you <3 But like,, not only do you not speak about his little love letters, but when he randomly asks you about something he mentioned in his letters, you don't know what he's talking about?? So now Pantalone thinks you're not reading his notes :(( Did he do something to upset you? Are you mad? But no, that can't be the reason because you're still showering him with lots of kisses and hugs like normal! Of course, being the inquisitive man he is, he's going to get to the bottom of this! And when he sees you, squinting real hard at his lil note for literal minutes before tucking it away safely he's just confused now? So he just comes flat out and asks you in the middle of dinner and you nearly choke because damn you weren't ready to expose yourself like that yet 😓 But oh. When you finally come clean that you can't read his intricate cursive, he laughs. Pantalone laughs so hard because you are so, so, cute.

I imagine he forces you to take out the box where you keep all his letters, and you sit on his lap while he makes you read his sentences out loud, at least, what you can understand - "My beloved [Name], today i, um... something something something, i bought you- er, yeah i don't know what that says-" Pantalone is trying not to laugh behind you and you just want to punch him because this is NOT funny!! You're struggling out here!! He ends up reading all of them to you and showing you how to read his cursive better 🥺 i cant who allowed him to be so sweet

[jaylaxies]

Following ur blog was the best thing I did just to let u know, ur writing is great but the kind of human u r is also great, u r so kind. Appreciate u so much! 🧡

Also here's a little something that I imagined while I tried to sleep. Imagine cuddling with Heeseung on the couch, laying under him, as his tall body is on top of u but his head is on ur boobies and ur playing with his hair, not wearing a bra underneath ofc he feels it but is too shy to do anything about it. He'd shyly rub his face on ur boobs then look at u with his doe eyes. Asking u if he can burry his head under ur shirt, u shyly nod and let him lift ur shirt up and move his head under ur shirt, laying there he let out a satisfied hum then kisses ur boobies ah😭

awww thank you sm anonnie, you’re so so sweet 🥺💗

he’d pepper kisses all over your tits, and he’d enjoy it a little too much when you start squirming and whimpering, trying your best not to moan but his tongue swirling around your nipples would do it for you. your moan would drive him insane, his fingers playing with your clothed cunt over your shorts, his mouth busy marking your pretty skin up, from your tits to your clavicle, he’d paid attention to every inch of you <3

[minttulips44]

how did u get bitten by a vampire!!

a fun, hypothetical, miscellaneous pick a pile

pile un -•-•-> pile deux -•-•-> pile trois

pile un ♱

you are out with your friends, having fun, possibly at the club - but either way it’s a night where you’re dancing, taking pictures, and drinking. omg okay, im getting that one of your friends bites you. a female friend specifically. if u identify as a lesbean, this is a girl u have romantic chemistry with, but who is mostly ur friend atm. and up until this point, you probably don’t even know she’s a vampyre! I’m getting that you and your friends are out on vacation, you get like a hotel or air bnb together, and one night you’re out partying, the next morning u wake up a full vamp. I’m also getting very strongly that you’ll see yourself in the mirror the next morning looking COMPLETELY different. like your appearance, but the seggsyy-ness meter turned up by 444%!! Like you will look so BOMB, your body specifically will look very bangin, and ur hair will have grown overnight, gotten more fuller, and shinier. You will barely recognize yourself in the mirror!!

pile deux ♡

out on a date!! you already knew he/they are a vampyre, but that’s what draws you to them. and they are crazy about you too, and very romantic and somewhat traditional. I’m getting this will be around the holidays, specifically Christmas - when it’s cold, snowing, and everyone is bundled up in scarves and mittens, etc. this date will be very sweet, this person has money and takes you to expensive shops for holiday treats like Tiffany’s and pastry & chocolate shops. You two will definitely be outside enjoying the night air. At the end of night, you meet one of this persons family members like a sister or something, and when you two are alone, you ask her to turn you, in which she does. At first your lover is shocked and like irritated with this happening behind their back, but deep down they’re glad you are a vampyre, after all it looks so cute on you 🥺 awww

pile trois ◌

at school!!! Omg!! im sensing that you go to a very prestigious type of university, like an Ivy League school, or maybe you study something like Law, Psychology, or Criminal Justice. you get turned at dawn. it’s SUPER early in the morning, there’s birds chirping outside, the sun has barely made an appearance yet, and you need to get ready for class. you get ready for class as normal, looking hot as always, and you leave your house/dorm with like an orange juice or ur favorite breakfast drink, and start heading to campus (walking). and ironically at this time, your neck isn’t even exposed. it’s quiet and peaceful as you’re walking, and enjoying ur breakfast drink, but little do u know there’s someone else in the bushes looking for their own breakfast drink. hastily, they seize you quickly, drinking from you, and as they begin to finish, something in them is like « aw, f it. » and they bite themselves, giving some of their own fluid to u. a few moments later, u wake up alone, and confused on the grass, and quickly realize ur going to be late to class! once you’re in class, you can’t stop itching and touching ur neck, but u don’t know what it is. u try to pay attention in class as you’re skin smoothes itself all over, every wrinkle disappearing, any ache that had ever been in your body nonexistent, and what feels…..like a toothache? right in your canines.

thanks a bunch for reading! I sincerely hope u enjoyed. :)

[yummycrummy]

Crum, I absolutely ADORE your Smart Roy AU!!! I discovered your work on YT and was immediately entranced by its lovely dynamic, creative story, and adorable art style. Lesley and SR make me so happy and cozy!! And inspired!! Thank you for brightening my day; I hope you have a lovely week! (Also haha I drew Roy! Lesley’s made him some tea ^^)

AWWW ur so sweet thank u so much <333 🥺💕💕💕💕❤❤❤ happy to spread my silly au and be goofy with it hehe AND HE LOOKS ADORABLE !!! 🥕 little man with his tea...tysm !!!

[teekays]

Awww, I like your blog name now! It’s very memorable, in a good way. I’m new here and you are one of the first people I stumbled across and am so grateful for that! You are funny and kind and deserve all good things! All of the other choices you listed are good too and I’d throw in the ring.. “teddyposting” as a name bc selfishly, I love the little snippets you post with that tag 😘 no matter what you end up choosing, I’m here to keep reading ☺️

PLEASEEE THIS IS SO SWEET thank you so much anon i'm so glad i can be a positive little bit of your internet life 🥺💝💐 also teddyposting as a url BANGS i don't know why ive never thought about it... ur a genius....

[its-stimsca]

saw that reqs are closed so I'm not asking for a stimboard, just saying I hope you're doing okay!!!

AWWW ANON UR SO SWEET 🥺

I’m doing okay!! Just really busy right now and have had a lot of ideas for personal stimboards, so I figured I’d close it for a bit so people don’t have to wait three hundred years for their request to be filled while I slowly work through my queue. I really appreciate you checking in tho, don’t worry about me I am just a little guy :]

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

Ok! Ted Lasso Finale live comments:

BEARD IN THAT THONG?? HELLO??

Mm. Ok does the immediate reveal of ted leaving mean he's not going to by the end? Or is that what they want us to think and he really is leaving? Hmm...

If this doesn't end with Beard leaving Jane I am going to lose it

Ok so Nate's gonna replace Ted, right?

Rebecca babe don't sell ur found family!!

IM SORRY BUT HOW AM I NOT SUPPOSED TO ASSUME ROY’S GOING TO ASK JAMIE ABOUT A THROUPLE WHEN THEY GET A BEER?? like that combined with Jamie's contemplative look after Nate comments on he and Roy's friendship? The fuck??

Trent having been waiting desperately for Ted to laugh is SENDING ME

Ok I'm not even like. a hard ted/trent shipper but that scene was...uh. yeah.

ROY AND JAMIE'S ARMS ARE TOUCHING THIS IS NOT A DRILL

Ok they had better resolve this QUICK I do NOT want my boys fighting.

Oh my god these boys are so dumb. I love them

Oh Nate 🥺

MICHAEL

for the love of god Michelle BREAK UP WITH THIS FUCKER

ROY THE DIAMOND DOG

I love Barbara so much

ISAAAAAAC

The fact that Ted finally got the offside rule sdhfjgkhk CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT

YES good girl rebecca!!!

I stg if they have beard stay with his abusive girlfriend...

are they. are they actually fucking serious

Ok the fact that Rebecca's Dutch guy ended up being there is kind of silly but hey they're cute

Mm. Idk if Roy being manager was the best idea? It feels like it should've been Nate?

Oh. Oh boy. Yikes. uh. not a big fan of that sweet little Jamie and his abuser moment

Oooooh Richmond women's team!

Yesss Sharon's back and Roy's in therapyyyyyy

Awww look at Beard getting married to the person who's emotionally abused, manipulated, and controlled him for the last three years :))) (seriously what the FUCK)

Jesus the last few minutes have been a real mixed bag haven't they

So overall great episode with a couple of MAJOR issues and also i love that Henry is number 9 :D

[theloveinc]

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRpb1xLh/

i don’t know if you take tiktoks on this blog but if you don’t then this is just for the two of us

anyways this is what i imagine princess!reader and knight!denki to be like. unsung hero. back hurting from how much he’s carrying the team in all the ways no one would think about. but like, cripplingly goofy.

(link fs!)

Awww, knight!Denki! A concept I’ve never thought of before... but lowkey I love this (and laughed too fjehksof)

knight!Denki being the smallest and most good natured of his lance fournie (or maybe this is an AU where he's not ganged up with the squad yet?) ... works his flat butt off trying to keep up not realizing he's already one of the strongest. Over-volunteering for more work, to care for the horse... be the team's distraction... but keeping a smile on his face nonetheless.

i'd feel like he'd have all these dreams of marrying you... like he's known by other lances as a playboy, doesn't like... shy away from getting around, but deep down he's very in love with the princess. always shows up to your court (with messy hair, too much weight on his back, looking a lil flabbergasted and silly)... but always with a cute, shy smile and gift for you.

(even if he's a little insecure cuz there's much bigger and tougher knights who aren't the entertainers of the group, who your family seem to favor much more than him.)

but it's hard not to want to talk to him even if you know other royals are watching. trying to hide your giggle when he bows to kiss your hand, or shows you whatever silly thing he picked up in battle; often times a pretty (squished) flower that made him think of you.

ANDDD not to get too into this (bc i think i've lost the point of the tik tok: he's silly and CUTE) ... but i think it would be sweet if like... he ended up running away with the bakusquad right as ur royal relatives are trying to get u to marry... and he comes back for just a quick bit to ask if you want to leave with him🥺🥺🥺 (ofc after all the nights he spends running down to the knight quarters from your room in just his undershorts.)

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thank u so much for sending me this anon!!!

[having-conniptions]

KinnPorsche ep 8 Rewatch Rambles:

🥺🥺🥺 it starts with them snuggling, I already can't take it 🥺❤️

Morning breath lmao so domestic

And the soft kisses 🥺❤️

HAHAHA THE FRANTIC SCRAMBLING TO LOOK LIKE THEY TOTALLY DIDN'T JUST WAKE UP TOGETHER

"I called him in for punishment" "was it very rough?" "Yes, it was. My legs are still shaking" HAHAHA I CAN'T HOW IS PETE STILL THIS OBLIVIOUS

The way Porsche immediately gets undressed again after Pete leaves lmao

NOT THE BREAD AD LMAO the cheek kiss was cute af tho

And the mismatched sockssssss

Oh yeah... the meeting room scene xD and Porsche's "punishment"

RIP all the stuff on that coffee table, Porsche's shirt and the innocence of that poor window

Yok is such an icon tbh

Jom the love guru xD

"Love is love. Love wins." 🏳️‍🌈😭❤️

Porsche has no clue how to date, awww bless him

"Why are you so darn cute?" SIR I COULD ASK YOU THE SAME

The casual clothing, the soft kisses, Kinn's carefree attitude towards PDA, Porsche trying to get the perfect photo of their food and making Kinn do funny poses and faces, their little selfie session, Porsche just trying to make the date perfect but also worrying about PDA because he can feel people staring,........ idk it just does a lot of things to my heart

And Kinn is so gentle and patient with him 🥺❤️🥺❤️

If you haven't watched the bts of the entire date you're missing out, so much MileApo cuteness

Detective Kim best Kim

The phone 🥺 idk if it's that cute I mean it's kinda possessive but when you remember none of the bodyguards are allowed to have phones at all it's actually really sweet

Fr tho how tf did Tawan appear and disappear that quickly

When they hid in the pool xD RIP Porsche's new phone I guess?

Porsche & Pete being besties 🥺❤️

"I think he looks way too polite to kill anyone" Porsche are you sure

PORSCHE'S DRAWING HAHAHA and Pete going "if I saw someone looking like that irl I'd be scared too"

Porsche. Pete. Leave playing detective to Kim. Lmao

Hahahahaha Porsche going through Kinn's hookups tho

"If it's this guy, I'm going to have to use a different gun" and it cuts to Porsche limping into his and Pete's room, looking disheveled and covered in hickeys AND PETE GOES "YOU SHOULD BLOCK WITH YOUR ARMS" Pete you're too precious

NOT THE DICK TALISMAN LMAO

Chay's persistence is so cute

And so his his song awwww

The "I forgot my guitar strap" flamingo stance, "let me know what you think, bye-bye",.... HE IS SO PRECIOUS PROTECT THIS CINNAMON ROLL AT ALL COSTS

Kim's face when he realizes he's catching feelings tho

"Kok kek kok kek" will never not be funny

Hahaha Porsche wants to stay up with Pete & Tankhun bc he's scared of ghosts and they end up watching horror movies this man just has no luck whatsoever

Just realized they're watching on iQIYI and I'm watching KP on iQIYI this is iQIYIception

Scared Porsche is hilarious but GET UR DIRTY SHOES OFF THE DAMN SOFA

Time for the magic dildo phallic sculpture talisman

Ugh the whole Tawan storyline just stresses me out tbh

KP at the temple together tho 🥺❤️ Kinn in that white shirt 😍 but of course Tawan has to show up ughhhhh

[kittycatcock]

awww mommy you're so sweet 2 us 🥺 but you know you deserve to get taken care of too..... nudges at your bulge

but ur the ones being so sweet for mommy, kittens 🥺 sending her nice asks while she's away so she has some fun to look forward to <333 ive had a lot of fun playing with u all in these asks so far hehe.. um. but, i guess i could just.. lay back and let u play with mommy instead o////o let u all have control of me for a little.. after so much waiting and teasing i bet u all are sooo desperate for a toy to play with <3 and after a long day of being away, working up a sweat and stinking good.. i want u all on me like im catnip for u kittens 0w0 um. please >///<

uhh also shoves ur face in my sweaty bulge so that when i let u up for air u can still smell me bc of my sweat all over ur face hehe <3333

[fullmetal-the-last-alchemist]

hi ruth!!! :] for that ask game, i have many so i'm just going to rapidfire them at you!!! a little tf2 heavyweapons guy indulgence is necessary every once in a while <3 🍄🥰

funky orange, forest green, the purple christ ALIVE the purple!!! ocean blue (a slight spoiler hehe) & cherry blossom since we met irl in the spring! :] green screen, always! 🏋🏻‍♀️🏋🏻‍♀️🏋🏻‍♀️ void black + ice blue, esp in the madness and mania right now... and... ofc... to finish it all off... lilac bites u bites u bites you bites yuo bites y-

SARAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖💖💥💥💥💥

funky orange: you are very fun, your blog is a joy <3 RIGHT BACK ATCHA!!!!!!!! 🥹🥹🥰😘💕 no but fr whenever i see your icon or url i get warm fuzzies... like that's sarah!!! sarah thee bröth-lovied!!!!! you never fail to bring me joy 💝💝💝

forest green: let's elope <3 ANYTIME BELOVIED,,, not just for tax benefits.,, but also for love 💞💞💞💞💘💘

jrwi purple: you are so right about your blorbos WEEE THANK YOUUU 🥰🥰 since our interests don't entirely overlap i love the idea that u support me in my blorbomania even when u might know NOTHING abt the blorbo in question,... that is true love + support right there 🥰💘 but like i also get it bc i feel the same way abt u, i KNOW in my heart that ur correct abt everything re: your blorbos who only hold blorbo-in-law status for me... i don't know vergil but you are correct about EVERYTHING with him 💖💖

ocean blue: uhh... seashells for you? !!!!!!! a slight spoiler!!!??!!! 👀👀 AHHH NOW I'M EVEN MORE EXCITED HEHEHEHEHE 🥳🥳💃🕺💃🕺

cherry blossom: you remind me of spring awww, i really like that, that's so sweet!!! 🥰🥰🌺🌻🌼 i cannae lie, in that particular regard, i'm not sure i feel the same,, because for me, i flew back home to 20 degree F weather like three days later MKDGHFDDF not very springlike unfortunately 😅😅 for me, you remind me of summer+fall, cause we started talking in the fall and bc you live in The State Of Eternal Summer (florida 🫡)

green screen: you can do anything, I'm proud of you !!!!! wahhhhhhh SARAAHHhhh ;___; thank u,.... and the same to you of course!!!! all the stuff you've been doing lately, with the substitute job and the house cleaning and the evil peepaw situation... u are so strong adn i'm so proud and i wish i could spirit u away to a pocket dimension to give u the 1000 hour nap u deserve 🤧🤧💝💝💝

void black: you are too hard on yourself! learn to take it easy :c 🥺🥺🥺 ookay. okay. yeah., thats fair. i'll try 💞 but also,, 🪞🪞🪞 U TOO!!!!! u are one of the most kind and giving and patient and generally amazing people i have ever known... if i could reflect the love i have for u back into your own soul u would never feel another negative thing about yourself again....THATS CHEESY BUT ITS TRUE AND IM STANDING BY IT 🙈😤😤💗💗

ice blue: wrapping you in a blanket rn omg,, i would love that bc im actually cold rn... and the closest blanket to me rn is my favoritest blanket in the whole world... it has kitties on it and it's soft and fleece and it's the best.. i am wrappng you in here with me.... i love u 💓💓

lilac: biting yuo NO U!!! >:3 bites yuo bites yuo bites yuo bites yuo bites yuo bites yuo bites y

[prettyboy-pussy]

i’m sure she doesn’t mean it this way but when my friend says stuff like “aww i wanna put u in a big sweater” “awww i wanna wrap u up in a cozy blanket” “awwwwwww (cute but slightly demeaning action)” it turns me on so much. make me ur lil dress up doll bc u think i’m so cute n little n sweet 🥺