#and then he makes the little 'love to watch him leave' comment 🤢

[radiantmists]

binged both chalice of the gods and the hidden oracle in the last few days and tbh i don't care if zeus would blast me to bits, if he were real it would be on sight

[captain-barnes-writes]

Summer break (Charles Leclerc)

Summary: Charles Leclerc and his girlfriend enjoy making the grid uncomfortable with their PDA on Instagram.

Type: insta au

Pairing: Charles leclerc x fem!reader

Warning: sexual innuendos, the grid being traumatized by them (I love them and their commentary) 🤣

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LandoNorris Looking forward to summer break! Just not looking forward to the atrocities @ charlesleclerc and @ yourusername got in store for us these next few weeks 😓🥱

comments

CarlosSainz55 Agreed 🤐

DanielRicciardo Scrolling through insta is gonna be stressful

MaxVerstappen1 ^^ 😥

PierreGasly I’m staying out of insta for a while

LewisHamilton I think last summer’s posts left all of us scarred 😾

YourUsername leave us alone!! We love each other

LandoNorris Keep it pg!

CharlesLeclerc no 😐

EstebanOcon let’s hope it’s not as bad as last summer

YourUsername 🥱

User not the whole grid ganging up on them lmao

User they can’t keep their hands off each other

User I love that about them 😭

User you know it’s bad when even max comments

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YourUsername posted a story

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MaxVerstappen1 please no

YourUsername 😡

LandoNorris we’re not ready

YourUsername you started this 😶

CharlesLeclerc I love making people feel uncomfortable😏

YourUsername Babe you’re sitting right next to me

PierreGasly off to taint another place 🤢

YourUsername so are you and kika my friend 🙃

PierreGasly true

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Tagged YourUsername

CharlesLeclerc I could watch her all day 🤤

Comments

YourUsername bikinis all day with you baby 🫶

CharlesLeclerc or none at all 😏

DanielRicciardo noooo it has begun!

LandoNorris 24 hours haven’t even passed yet 😭

EstebanOcon I think this summer is gonna be the worst

PierreGasly I hope your phones fall in the water

CharlesLeclerc Thanks Gasly

PierreGasly you’re welcome mate 😉

GeorgeRussell God help us all

User I’ve been waiting for this lol

User ready to see the grid feel uncomfortable 🤠

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Tagged CharlesLeclerc

YourUsername my two favorite things to eat 😼

Comments

DanielRicciardo no

DanielRicciardo stop

LandoNorris I’m sure they have worse things in store for us 🤧

YourUsername you’re right 😏

LanceStroll that’s cannibalism

CharlesLeclerc she’s my little cannibal 👀

LanceStroll 🫤

ScuderiaFerrari 😳

User she’s so well fed

User she eats good everyday im so jealous

User same ^^

User they have no filter lmao

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Tagged CharlesLeclerc

YourUsername I’m sorry @ scuderiaferrari I’m never letting him off this yacht 🤤 Can’t get enough of him👅💦💦

Comments

ScuderiaFerrari Don’t do this to us 😭

YourUsername I’m sorry in advance :)

User not Ferrari begging her to give their driver back lmaooo

CharlesLeclerc 😳

CarlosSainz55 this would’ve been a perfectly fine post without the caption

CharlesLeclerc it’s a perfectly fine caption 🤨

GeorgeRussell that’s considered kidnapping

YourUsername That’s not what he says ;)

DanielRicciardo this was cute until the caption

ScuderiaFerrari agreed 👀

LanceStroll why the tongue emoji out of all emojis seriously??

CharlesLeclerc you know why 😼

LanceStroll I’m logging out

EstebanOcon and to think we’re not even a week into summer 😖

User Ferrari is calm on the gram but they’re probably planning to press charges on the low lol

User 🤣

User her captions always cause chaos omg

User our chaotic queen

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This was fun to make lol probably a second part coming soon! I love me a chaotic inappropriate couple 🤣

Inspired by filth by fxxkemall 🫶 but in Charles form lol

[mommahughes19-23]

No one else but you - Q.H

@_quinnhughes : the number one love of my life❤️ y/n 2 years is the amount of time you have stuck by me, when I came to Vancouver I didn't know it would gift me with the best fucking girl a guy could ask for. I love you for life babygirl💓❤️‍🔥💓❤️‍🔥💓❤️‍🔥💓❤️‍🔥

tagged : @y/username

location : heaven

y/username : QUINN FUCKING HUGHES YOU ASSHOLE! IM CRYING IN THE CLUB OMG. I LOVE YOU MORE THAN YOU WILL EVER KNOW AND THANK YOU FOR BEING THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN FOR A CANADA GIRLY LIKE MEEEE 💓❤️

bboeser : this almost made me throw up 🤢

↪ _eliaspettersson : @bboeser for real dude like @_quinnhughes we get it you got the girl.

tdemko30 : happy for ya Quinny and Y/N but y'all are for sure breaking hearts out here

ilyamikheev66 : HUGGY DIDN't WE TALK ABOUT WHAT POSTING YOUR GIRL DOES TO THIS TEAM! tears us apart smh

↪ _quinnhughes : sorry not sorry that she picked me 😬🤫

↪ y/username : OMG Y'ALL I WOULDNT HAVE PICKED ANY ONE IF I KNEW IT CAUSED ISSUES .... and @tdemko30 LEXIE GAVE ME PREMISSION!!!!

bmarch63 : oh damn she your girl ... could have done better with a real man who actually takes and dishes hits 🤡🤷🏻‍♀️ how's the cheek there huggy bear? 🤨

↪ j.tmiller9 : PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE tell me that this was a hack PLEASE

↪ _quinnhughes : @bmarch63 .... you can't be anywhere close to serious with that comment bud. 🤬🤬🤨😤🫨

↪ bboeser : @_quinnhughes PLEASE let me and Coley take him is2g 🤬🤬

↪ y/username : Hey there @bmarch63 it's me... first off how are you going to claim you take hits but throw yourself to the floor when the ref taps you... second off at least Q doesn't cry every other game he plays... and third YOUR SCARY PLEASE GO AWAY I DON'T LIKE YOU🫨

icole28 : o m g @y/username really just did the damn thing... I still second Brocks idea though🤨😤

jackhughes : Watch the fuck out next time we play you it's ON FUCKING SITE I swear. @bmarch63🤬🤬🤬🤬

lhughes_06: goddamn I leave for ONE SUMMER and someones trying it with my future sister wtf is wrong with you big boy @bmarch63 🤬🤨🫨

nicohischier : um as a captain myself and a friend of both y/n and Quinn expect the ENTIRE devils team to be completely ok with some minor penalties against u🤬😤

↪ _quinnhughes : ^ same with the Canucks big bud.

A.N:

FIRST CAN WE PLEASE IGNORE THE CHANGING HAIR COLOR THANKS ILY.

Ok so this was based off my first request: "Omggg I'd be so lovely if you could make one where Quinn hughes is just head over heels for his girl, and he makes this appreciation post with pics he secretly took from her and everyone in the comments just pretending to be annoyed by them but also maybe one player from another team kinda comments like "oh she's you girl?" Cuz he saw her and was into her, creating this sort of jealous/possessive thing in the comments section not just from quinn but everyone who loves em"

made by the LOVE OF MY LIFE NOW @skylershines :) I REALLY REALLY REALLY HOPE YOU LIKE IT and I am so sorry it wasn't quite as long or as interesting as I had hoped to make it but I hope to get better and better with each post :)

Any and all respectful feedback is welcome and I just recently redid my navigation to make it a little easier so I now have a list of who I write for and an ask box :)

xoxoxoxoxoxo, M

[kwop-kilawtley]

FANFIC IDEA: A Jacob x Bella twilight rewritten the way it would’ve happened in the real world & what truly should have happened because I will never subscribe to the fact that Edward & Bella were soulmates & that it was true, meaningful love. EDWARD NEEDED TO FACE CONSEQUENCES FOR HIS ACTIONS but alas he never did. He was not meant to be with Bella, he forced himself into her life & manipulated the situation. It was not fate, it was BLOODLUST, selfishness, obsession & stalking. Anyway, this is what should’ve happened tbh.

NOTE THIS IS A WHOLE ASS MESS AND STARTED AS A CONCEPT BUT I GOT CARRIED AWAY. I will be finishing it the concept. But if someone would like to write out a fully fleshed out version of this.. PLEASEEE DO. I have ideas about where it continues too but my hand is about to fall off.

Bella moves to forks Jan 17. Edward meets Bella in bio Jan 18th. 25th van.

(This would be Chapter 8: Ghost in Midnight Sun. This part is in iguana-Edward’s POV. So this is before port Angela’s happens but is after the van. March 7th, 1 month & 2 weeks after Bella moves to forks. Bella goes to the Blacks house every weekend since she moved)

Charlie catches Edward stalking Bella in the bushes while she’s asleep reading her book on the lawn (the fact this is canon btw 🤢) Ofc in canon he is a vampire so he got away with it because of his speed & mind reading but nah that shouldn’t have happened. But in this fic it is a SECOND too late where Charlie already saw him from driving down the block so Edward has to stay & not run bc it’s either Edward getting caught stalking or Edward revealing his secret of being a vampire. Charlie wakes up bella and he confronts him. Bella is very confused by the situation. This time, Edward is able to charm his way out of it making up some excuse that he was coming by to drop off a book of Bella’s that she left in biology (the fucking creep had it in his pretentious little peacoat jacket)but it was a book from her room he took (ok Joe goldberg go off) Charlie let’s it go this time but is still sus.

(Bella’s POV) Bella couldn’t stop thinking about how strange the whole thing was. “Did I really leave that book on my desk in Biology? I could’ve sworn it was the last book on the stack next to my bed.” Alas she believes his gaslighting lies & moves on with her night. That night, Bella & Charlie go to the Blacks house for dinner. She cooks lasagna & it is a cozy time. Jacob is her assistant chef, handing her all the ingredients & of course making her laugh the whole time while their dads watch the game. He is so dizzy & nervous from how pretty she is that he leaves the spice cabinet open & bangs his head in the top corner hinge (cause it’s canon he’s a tall clutz in New Moon). He bleeds a little bit & bella gets nauseous from it but after she pops the lasagna in the oven, she sits him down to blot the wound on his head. As nauseated she is by the blood, she is laughing & he is making fun of her little gags in between. They look in each other’s eyes & Bella blushes a whole lot. She bandages it up (she keeps bandages in her little bag bc of how much of a clutz she is) & then sits at the table next to him. She comments on his long hair, how it’s even longer than hers & asks him about his hair care routine. He gets embarrassed, stammering cause he probably doesn’t take as good care of his hair as he should. He tells her he uses a homemade Quileute shampoo that all the guys get from a sweet older woman on the rez. She finds it sweet. She scoots her chair next to him & starts to braid the lock of hair that frames his face. She asks another question about his hair but he doesn’t answer cause he is just smiling looking at her. He loves her pink cheeks, soft lips, thoughtful & caring nature. He is in heaven. “What? Do you really not use conditioner? And no, grease or motor oil does not count as conditioner, Jake.” He laughs, shakes his head & tells her that he just uses coconut oil. Bella finishes the braid and then runs a finger through his hair. “That makes sense, it’s so soft, maybe I’ll take notes from you. I just use what Charlie gets from the store which is usually something pink and smells like berries. VO5 usually. I DO have a good conditioner though.”She laughs. “I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s probably not the best for my hair. He does his best with me.”

After dinner, they have a bonfire outside with others from the rez, basically whoever wants to show up and join. But bella and Jacob barely notice who is there. Jake gave up his log for Bella & sits on the floor beside her. The height difference still allows him to look down at her. They talk all about their memories as kids making mudpies & Jake brings up how they’d hold hands walking by the water at First Beach because of how clumsy Bella is. “We were so young but I always knew you as the one that would always fall. I was scared that the ocean would suck you up like a toilet or something so I had to hold your hand.” They both blush at this. “No, yeah, I remember. They probably should’ve kept a better eye on us back then because I remember once I DID fall in the water, flat on my stupid face, but you helped me up. Renee definitely did not pack me the right shoes to wear for the beaches & rain.” They talk about Renee a bit & Jake asks how the whole situation made her feel. “Do you think your mom should’ve left like that? I mean, I get it, people get divorced but how does it make you feel. Do you feel better here with Charlie?” Typically this would have Bella get defensive since she is very protective over her mother but it was the first time someone kindly asked her this question & made her think about Renee’s parenting. “I miss Phoenix, its my favorite place in the world and I do miss my erratic mother.” She laughs. “But it’s kind of nice not having to baby Charlie. Sure, I cook for him and help out around the house but I feel a lot more.. relaxed since being here if that’s makes sense? The best way to put it is this: Renee is like my best friend and Charlie is my parent. Is that kind of weird? Renee worries about me like crazy but she’s definitely made me have to fend for myself a lot. It was also pretty lonely living there whereas with Charlie, I think we keep each other company real well. I mean, I think I’m more like him despite me not having spent as much time with him.” Jacob can see the realization in her face that she hasn’t let go in a long time. That she was her mothers emotional support and was generally a lonely kid. They then got distracted because someone brought marshmallows, chocolate & graham crackers. “I cannot remember the last time I had s’mores.” bella says, face all lit up. Jake grabs them two plates immediately seeing how happy she was about it. “Aw man, this is why you shouldve come down here more often, Bells. Life’s boring without s’mores. I’m glad you’ve been coming every weekend though. We got a good little thing going on in our community. Honestly, I can’t imagine what it’s like down at forks high school.” Jacob fakes a yawn. Bella talks about her school and friends and how different it is from Phoenix. “It’s pretty different, honestly. Some of the people are nosy but I can’t blame them cause there’s not much to do here. They were sort of amazed by my mere existence and I kinda of wanted to hide under a rock forever when I first started here. It’s definitely better now but some people are definitely still… strange. Especially that family, the Cullens. I know they have a bad rep here on the rez and I sort of can see why.” Jacob goes wide eyed and then shakes his head. “Man, when will I ever stop hearing about these people. The quileutes have some really out there theories about them. I’ll have to tell you some other time though.” Bella wants to ask what he means but she doesn’t want to pry right now in case anyone listens in on the conversation. She turns dramatically to Jacobs face and burns her eyes deep into his. “Jacob Black, I have a very serious, urgent question for you.”

He looks shocked and his heart races a little bit. He puts his plate on the floor and clears his throat. “Uh, yeah Bells?”

“How crispy do you like your marshmallows?” He exhales & smiles his giant grin as he pops one in his mouth.

Next day is in edwards POV again (y’all know I do not have the STRENGTH to write in his POV rn)He is mentally going insane over bella. It’s been sunny (symbolic of Bella being with her sunny boy Jacob) which has been keeping the cullens from attending school. Edward is running in the woods trying to get Bella off his mind. He eventually gives into his selfish need to see/smell her and excuses it as “making sure she’s safe.” He tracked her scent but it led him to the treaty line. This time he is watching Bella and Jacob hanging out. He knows he can’t pass the treaty line, especially not under the circumstances but he tells himself no one will know. He slips on by to Jacobs little red house and watches behind a car like the iguana he is.

Jacob is working on the rabbit & Bella is watching. They’re eating pizza and she almost chokes from laughing. Edward is losing his mind in jealousy and it’s eating him up to see her so happy with someone else. Someone human, something he could never be. Bella is now acting as Jacob’s assistant with the car like he was doing in the kitchen. But Bella doesn’t know names of tools very well so they just start making up their own names for them. “The pointy one with the red top.” Jacob is teasing her saying he was a much better assistant then she is being. “It’s not fair though! SPICES are very easy to know. They are literally labeled, Jake. I mean what even is this thing?” She holds up a very small tool. They then name every tool a human name. “Okay this one would totally be a Gary. Look at it!.” They then get in a rhythm of this. “Bella, hand me Josephina.” “On it, chief.” She scuttles over to him & he takes the tool. He has grease all over his hands and shirt and wipes some on Bella’s nose. “Hey! C’mon I just washed my face before I got here.” She pouts and scoots over closer to Jacob while trying to rub it off, annoyed. Jacob puts the tool in his hand down on the inside of the hood of the rabbit and looks at her. She sticks her tongue out at him. “Is it off my nose?” She scrubs her nose again & looks the other way, red faced. He puts his pointer finger in one of the belt loops of her jeans and pulls her a little closer. She looks at him a little shocked. Then he lifts his hand up to wipe the grease off her nose. He smiles, strokes her face & says “Xaks óta chi chi”

“What did you say?” He blushes. “Nothing. Just talking to myself.”

Edward was familiar with Quileute & knew what he said. He’s seen enough. Edward leaves the rez and promises never to come back. He will leave Bella alone (he won’t lol)

Then it switches to Jacob or Bella’s POV. A little bit after they got on the topic of Edward & what happened with him just showing up to her house with her book. She doesn’t accuse him of stalking but just says it was odd along with the van incident and the hot and cold behaviors. Jacob is highly disturbed by what bella is saying to him. “Listen, Bella, this isn’t… good. Don’t let that guy get in your head like that. If you think that book was in your stack of books, then it probably was. Does Charlie have cameras? The van thing.. well, it kind of makes sense with what they say around here about them. An adrenaline rush? Come on. And the way he is lingering around you making you feel special some days and then others being mean. If you feel like this guy is actually following you or giving you issues, you can always come here. The cullens aren’t even allowed on the rez because of the legends.” Jacob is trying to make sense of it in his head. Could all of this really be true about them? Bella went on to say that she’s not afraid of him though and thinks he’s just misunderstood. She just can’t stop thinking about that book and the van incident. Jacob is patient with her but tries to put it more in perspective. “If that book was in your room then that means he was in your room. Do you even know what that means?”

A few days pass, edward is outside her house at night debating going into her room again. “One last time. I have to say my goodbyes.” He climbs through swiftly while she’s asleep. He searches through her things and makes note of the book she is reading, does her homework for her in her handwriting that he perfectly emulated. He gets close to her and breathes in her hair. He starts to pout beside her on the bed. “She had said my name in her sleep. She dreams of me. She feels this too. We were meant to be.” He has a full blown breakdown with himself driving himself mad. He had not been careful though. He was so deep in his thoughts & heartbreak, completely consumed by Bella’s scent. Driven into a frenzied state of obsession & bloodlust, he made a grave mistake. he turns around behind him with Charlie’s gun in his face. He almost instinctively ran, since that is what he does best. But again, being caught as a stalker is better than being revealed to be a vampire.

“What. The. Fuck. Are. You. Doing. In. My. House.” Charlie grabs edward and pushes him into the hallway. Edward obviously was not pushed but he had to pretend to be human if he was going to get out of this. “It isn’t what it looks like, Charlie. I’m so very sorry that you had to catch me like this. You see, your daughter is very accident prone and I-“

“Shut the fuck up. ITS EXACTLY what it looks like. I know exactly what kind of sicko you are. I’m taking you down to the station.”

Bella appears at the door, mouth agape. She stumbles backwards.

“Edward w-what are you doing here. DAD! Why do you have a gun?!”

“Bella get back in your room. I’m handling this and filing a restraining order against this creep. DAMNIT, BELLS, Get back in your room.”

Bella has tears welling up in her eyes and runs back into her room, shaking.

Edward is trying to barter with Charlie on the way down the stairs but he’s having none of it. His gaslighting dazzling bullshit is NOT going to work this time. Charlie drives to the station & arrests Edward Cullen for stalking & breaking & entering. He is disturbed by how cold Edwards hands are when he’s getting his fingerprint.

Bellas POV

She’s crying still in her bed. She starts looking all over her room and notices things out of place. She notices the books out of order, her homework done, her clothes perfectly folded, her shoes polished and cleaned. She has never felt so violated in her life. The guy who has been playing with her emotions since she’s been here had just been a stalker all along. She thought she even was catching feelings for Edward. She was completely fascinated by his beauty & charm. The way he saved her life and said her name. She was intoxicated by him, nervous around him. But now she understood why. There was something off from the very start, the way he hated her so much in biology was not normal. She couldn’t understand it at all. She started shaking as she reached for her cell and called Jacob. He picked up after 2 rings.

“Bella? Are you okay? What time is it?”

“I-Jake I’m so s-sorry for waking you. I… cant believe what just happened.” She explained and Jacob spit out “Lock your window. Lock your front door. Do not open it until I call you. I will be right there.”

Her phone rang but she was already at the door since she heard him pull up. She opened the door and came in, locked the door immediately behind him. She threw herself at him sobbing. “Oh, Jacob. I don’t even know what happened. How stupid could I be? He was STALKING me! In my room, watching me sleep. He even cleaned my room and did my homework. I mean what the hell is that!”

“Shhh, Bella, honey. Calm down. It’s okay, Charlie is taking care of it. I’ve got you. Come here I’ve got you.” He lifts her up in one swift movement and pulls her on his lap on the couch in the living room. He pets her hair and holds her close.

“Listen to me right now. He won’t get away with this. He violated you and your trust. How the hell did he get in here?” Jacob peered around and looked for an open window or sign or forced entry. She continued to sob in his hair.

“But I just don’t… understand. He saved my life, Jacob. I’d be dead from that van without him. Why would he be a creep? I just don’t understand it. I cannot understand it.”

Jake signs “he was obsessed with you. And I- I think it’s possible he only saved you from that van so he could have you all to himself.” He gulped. Bella looked up and blinked through tears. “What?”

“The stories, Bells. Have you really never heard them. My dad thinks the Cullens are fucking vampires. I think, maybe, that could be part of it.”

Bella cocked her head and shook her head “and I repeat.. WHAT? Did you really just say VAMPIRES? Jake do you hear yourself?”

“Do you think I don’t know how crazy that sounds. I’ve been hearing this my whole life. I never believed it, but maybe that’s what’s going on here too. Or I’m just sleep deprived and going insane like Billy.”

Bella shakes her head again. “Those are just scary stories. Come on.”

She felt a chill through her body and things started to add up in her head. She looks up at Jacobs concerned face.

“Thank you for coming. Im so sorry you look exhausted.”

“Are you kidding? Of course I came. This is some crazy stuff. I can, uh, stay too. If you want? I can sleep on the couch or we can just stay up or something.” She nuzzled her face in his chest. “I doubt you’ll be able to sleep though. I’m so sorry this happened.” He strokes her hair and cradles her even closer. “I promise I would never, ever hurt you.” He says. “Seeing your face every weekend has sort of been the best thing that’s happened in a while. Just saying.” She looks up at him. “Really? You’re not sick of me yet? Im so sorry for dragging you into my drama I really don’t mean to bring you down.” He puts his fingers to her lips. “Shhhh.”

“I really like seeing your face too every weekend. You know, Jake, you’re sort of beautiful?” He turns beat red and laughs.

“Okay, now I think YOU’RE a little sleep deprived now.”

“You really are. You also make me feel.. safe. I mean I’ve been getting stalked and watched in my sleep by an alleged vampire who I thought I liked and you are the only one I’d trust to be around right now.” Bella forces out a laugh but shivers at the possibility of that even being remotely true.

“You are safe with me. Hey, if the dude is actually a fucking vampire, maybe Sam Uley & my old man will stake him when they hear about this. They get all serious about the “cold ones. We all got your back.”

She grabs his big hand and bites it then hisses like a vampire at him. “What if he bit me in my sleep, oOoOo.”

“God, always coming through with the gallows humor. Only you would be able to laugh in a situation like this, Bells.”

“Only because I have you here, my own personal sun.” She kisses the same spot on his hand where she bit.

TO BE CONTINUED

[agents-are-dicks]

PLL (Pretty Little Liars) Rewatch Thoughts

Warning: spoilers, lengthy comments, that’s about it.

S1 E1:

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Can we talk about Spencer when the girls woke up and both she and Ali were missing?! I know it could’ve just been shock or she thought it wasn’t that serious, but the way she says, “she’s gone. I think I heard her scream” is just so cold. Like should you not be even slightly freaking out a little?? I definitely considered her a suspect at first bc it was a little sus

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Holly Marie Combs my beloved!! I swear I love all the moms in this show (Pam took me awhile tho)

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Forgot that Aria’s brother (Mike?) played lacrosse. It’s funny considering Cody Christian was in Teen Wolf and they played lacrosse too. Is it really that popular in schools? (Did you know pll also stands for Premium Lacrosse League)

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Byron (derogatory) Completely forgot about him cheating tbh. I just don’t like him or his vibes

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Not Ezra saying he tried writing but didn’t get to far while the poster of Ali is up on the wall and he knows all about Aria bc of Ali and his book 🤢 l was really about to defend him this one time but then I remembered. It’s so predatory and 🤮

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I miss short yet interesting intros like this

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Okay but the way Emily says “we all know she’s Dead, right?” Like girl no wonder Aria looked at you like that acting all suspicious just like Spencer.

•

Aw. Aria assuming the rest of the group were still friends just gets to me somehow. It’s almost touching in a way.

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Yeah “Holy crap” is right Ezra, but you still ain’t gonna learn , are you?! Ya creep

•

Not being able to see Mona in the shot just before first A text is just so *chefs kiss*

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Ah, Melissa (derogatory)

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Wren my baby. Poor thing has no idea of what’s to come.

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“You know what they say about hope, it breeds eternal misery” by far one of my favorite/memorable quotes.

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Oh Ezra, you should’ve just ended it right then and there.

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The fat shaming in this show when the characters not even remotely overweight (I don’t think anyone should be shamed for their size in general but I’m making a point) is just so toxic. It’ll be a miracle if I don’t relapse.

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Honestly the original Ian actor was so much more attractive than the one who replaced him

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I know what I just said about fat shaming Hannah but having her causally pick the croutons out of her salad while talking with her mom is genius. It shows she’s still struggling with an eating disorder but doesn’t focus in on it. It’s subtle. Her eating disorder isn’t supposed to be known to the audience and yet this provides a sense of consistency. It’s a nice touch.

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Emily saying she knew Alison was back and then the coroner coming about with the body bag is just so sad. My poor baby 🥺

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Ezra you and I both know you have no right reason to be at that funeral. Also you know damn well she was a friend of hers. Just stop, turn around, and leave town now.

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I can’t believe Ezria used to be my OTP. It’s so hard to watch now. She is 16 sir. Not to mention your student.

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Such a dramatic ending to the first ep. Absolutely ICONIC.

Honesty this was fun. I might do more. It just depends.

[jungwnies]

homey | choi soobin | h.c.

Living with Choi Soobin♡

tw: slightly smutty (kinda not really though)

genre: fluff (smut if you squint reallllyyyyy hard)

word count: 565

a/n: this is part of a collection/series so the other members will have their own versions!

here's yeonjun's >>> homey (c.yj)

beomgyus >>> homey (c.bg)

taehyuns >>> homey (k.th)

huening kais >>> homey (h.nk)

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• what life are you living to be living with the loml istg

• living with soobin is super fun, calming, it's like a safe space living with him

• soobin is a homebody but he is a SLUT for you so whenever he is home there's really no in between

• he's either cuddling with you or making you bellow his name from your core istg

• anyways...

• the basics of living with soobin, he's a simple dude, and the house is usually free from clutter but that's because you guys don't really own a lot of things to be honest

• every time you guys see each other in the hallways or whenever he's admiring you when you cook for him

• he ALWAYS winks at you followed by his endearing smile

• if there's one thing thats ALWAYS in the house it's bread because he loves that thing like there's no tomorrow

• every meal you make or he makes there's always some sort of carb (usually bread lol)

• mornings with soobin consist of small pecks, cuddles, the blinds being slightly open because he likes when light peaks through the room in the morning

• sometimes soobin is not there in the morning because he has early schedules but he always handwrites a little note and leaves it on the nightstand beside your phone because he wants you to know he's

• always thinking of YOU

• he would love to wake you up and bring you to practice and everywhere he goes honestly

• and you tell him you don't mind waking up early but he always argues with,

• "my baby needs beauty rest," followed by a sweet peck on the lips

• when he is home though, you guys usually home cook lunch, and he is always calling home to make sure his family is doing good, but he gives you all the attention you need while worrying for his family

• even when he's not home for lunch he is texting you during his breaks and making sure you're living comfortably

• although soobin is a sweetie pie, he takes control of a lot of things and doesn't want you doing anything by yourself, he doesn't mind splurging for you, but you always tell him you don't need the material things

• he buys them for you anyways LOL

• at night when he IS home, you guys usually end the night in bed watching a movie, playing a game, or just having a deep conversation because being with him and him being with you is always a good way to end the night

• especially because he calls you his, "human stress reliever"

• sometimes at night it does get a little steamy 😉

• when he isn't home for bedtime or he's out the country he always calls you or texts you goodnight even if the time zones are different and vice versa

• if he's just out because of schedules he usually comes home super tired but ends up showering before getting in bed because he doesn't like going to bed stinky 🤢

• sometimes he does go to sleep before you and you always admire him poking at his dimples because he smiles when he sleeps

• living with him is just a dream in a dream

• it's the best thing

[chal-latte]

gossipgirl

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gossipgirl behind a successful orchestra there is always a grand maestro. guess this maestro has made a one thrilling show.

tagged: @y/i/n

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fanpage20 am i seeing what im seeing??

fanpage24 thats TIMOTHEE CHALAMET’s instagram liking this post?????

y/i/n xoxo💋

↪️ akimenz to me or to that guy?

↪️ y/i/n what guy🧍‍♀️

↪️ audreyhopesfor @y/i/n the one that made you extend ur stay in nyc a little too long?

↪️ akimenz @y/i/n got em😜

fanpage30 these threesome <3

fanpage22 EVAN AND AUDREY ATTACKT Y/N JUST LIKE THAT😭😭😭

deuxmoi y/n l/n and timothee chalamet? who would’ve thought. an insider told us they were seen in a party side by side.

fanpage30 not deuxmoi playing gg on gg’s insta

fanpage13 does timmy even watch gg?

fanpage49 oh this is hot..

lunalaaaaaa MATERIAL GOWRLLLLL✨✨

↪️ y/i/n MATERIAL MAMAS SLAY✨✨✨

fanpage20 yalls literally screaming over a like?? everybody loves y/n atp its no wonder he likes this post

fanpage80 a source said timothee and y/n have been talking 🤷‍♀️

y/i/n

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y/i/n thank you so much @hbomax team and my agent for trusting me with this role!! from watching blair on the tv to acting as one of blair’s legacy is truly a dream come true. watch me stir some drama only on gossip girl, xoxo 💋

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fanpage30 Y/NEVAN HIVE RISE UP

fanpage88 pls make them rock each others boat on s3 @hbomax @gossipgirl

fanpage83 god i wanna kiss them so bad

monetdehaan my baby’s acting debut is on her fave tv show🥺🥺🥺

↪️ y/i/n i luv u moneeey💰✨

fanpage19 y/n living the (y/n) life

akimenz watch y/n stir me up only on gossip girl

↪️ y/i/n 😍🤢🤮

↪️ akimenz @y/i/n HAHA jk watch y/n sneak out from the backdoor to meet a certain new yorker

↪️ y/i/n @akimenz thats it thats my last straw for you

fanpage20 EVAN-

fanpage50 ARE WE GONNA IGNORE EVAN OR?

tchalamet 🙌🌟

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fanpage36 DID TIMMY JUST MAKE A MOVE ON Y/N????

fanpage32 EVAN SPITTING FACTS THEN????

fanpage80 THAT CERTAIN NEW YORKER IS TIMOTHEE ISNT IT

fanpage22 Y/N LIKED TIMOTHEE’S COMMENT

fanpage20 i think evan’s referring to timothee..

fanpage33 EVERYBODY WAKE UP ITS TIMOTHEE AND Y/N

fanpage18 i made an edit of y/ntimmy😭😭 i cant help it i had to 😭😭 yall better check it out!

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enews do you remember evan mock’s (@evanmock) controversial comment under one of y/n l/n’s (@y/i/n) instagram post? something about meeting a particular new yorker in disguise? well guess what, we have captured a moment of y/n l/n and timothee chalamet leaving the gossip girl season 2 premiere night after party at the same time heading to the same parking spot. we wonder whose plus one timothee was.. (📸: instagram)

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fanpage29 i love them already

fanpage19 mind ur own business fr @enews

fanpage50 I WONT THEM😭😭😭😭

fanpage77 she better play a movie with him i’d pay tons to see it

fanpage49 they are so??? perfect???😭😭😭😭

fanpage88 so what if theyre only friends? youre digging into their private life and that could be harmful for them god

fanpage78 @deuxmoi does it better

tchalamet tagged @y/i/n in a story!

tchalamet 🌙

y/i/n

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y/i/n this week’s mood 🍓☁️

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itsmeleighton you go girl!

↪️ y/i/n the queen has spoken

fanpage93 GOD ITS TRUE

fanpage49 Y/NTIMOTHEE ERAAAAAA

fanpage21 is it their love language to use astronomy emojis?

deuxmoi an insider said they are more than friends

fanpage26 i wonder what hes actually doing

fanpage38 so pretty

juliencalloway smooth😌

tchalamet dance baby

↪️ y/i/n *dance like ur in an edit*

↪️ audreyhopesfor @tchalamet something you should learn from y/n

↪️ tchalamet @audreyhopesfor dw i will

fanpage40 wondering 100 ways how timothee will learn velocity moves from y/n

fanpage39 WEJWJDNSN TIMOTHEE IS ON TIKTOK?

fanpage27 im sure its y/n showing him tiktoks

fanpage99 BABY?????? 😭😭😭😭😭

fanpage16 HE RLY SAID HE GONNA LEARN FROM HER

patrickta the IT girl💖

↪️ y/i/n the IT mua ever!

fanpage50 pls tell me u guys r together its for academic purpose

fanpage32 if theyre together i wish theyre the perfect match for each other they deserve the best <4

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[whatwouldmickeydo]

Random thoughts during my rewatch of BTVS season 2 that no one asked for:

-Head empty no thoughts just SPIKE 😍

- Did… did Xander kill kids on Halloween?

- Who built Ted?

- Also John Ritter as Ted is SO good at being a robot

- Cowboy vampires? Yes please 🤠

- Why did Kendra’s whole VILLAGE know about the calling but Buffy has no idea lol

- Did Angel just not have sex for like a hundred years? Did he masturbate?

- “Oz is a senior he’s too old for me.” “You think he’s too old? Please, my boyfriend had a bicentennial.” Ok but you realize that’s not a standard by which to date people right? Right?

- Angelus is the most evil, homicidal maniac I’ve ever seen and it makes for SUCH good television

- Subsequently, the aftermath of him losing his soul and the impact on Buffy is one of the most heartbreaking things to watch - like can you imagine being 17 and madly in love only for that person to revert into one of the most ruthless killers on the planet? Yikes 😬

- Xander is the worst 🙃

- Buffy in that tiny little trench coat tho 🥵🥵🥵🥵

- Giles and Buffy crying over Jennys death OOOFFFFF my whole heart breaks in two 💔

- Buffy faking sick to stay in the hospital another night, nice to know Joyce seemingly doesn’t have to worry about astronomical hospital bills

- I Only Have Eyes For You aka an episode with 8 billion warning flags on it 🚩🚩🚩🚩

- Did Willow get paid to basically be the computer teacher?

- Shane West was on Buffy??

- Wentworth Miller??

- That swim team coach may be the most vile teacher Sunnydale has ever had 🤢 “You’re just gonna feed me to ‘em?” “Oh they’ve already had their dinner. But boys have other needs 😏.” What the hell?!!

- Oz is nonbinary and I refuse to take comments on this

- Angel’s Irish accent is so horrible good lord lol

- Also, Angel and his little gang legit hang out in ONE location, why is Buffy not just throwing Molotov cocktails down there during the day until they’re forced to leave

- Drusilla’s backstory and descent into madness is one of the saddest things ever and I too would want to give her the world, Spike is very valid

- Ms Calendars lost files being on a floppy disk, do the kids even know what those are anymore

- Not me agreeing with Xander - Buffy DOES only want to give Angel his soul back so she can have her boyfriend again

- Buffy’s ‘I’m evading the cops’ outfit consists solely of a black ski hat and I love it

- Spike beating up a cop, mommy like 🥵

- Two people who are allowed to smoke because I said so and because they look hot doing so: Spike and Mickey Milkovich

- Spike and Angel have definitely fucked at some point

[ntshastark]

finally back to where i left off

i might actually have time to watch at least 3 eps today if i ignore all the stuff i should be doing so let’s go

Bridgerton Season 2 liveblog: Part 4 (eps 4-6)

Episode 4

oooo this is the ep with the shooting scene, nice

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They 🥺

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🤢🤢🤢

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i remember people commenting about this scene (idk if a still or a screencap of the trailer) all happy bc kate had the bee sting and edwina was clearly ok with everything and they loved each other and there was no rivalry in sight! oh how relieved we all were that they weren’t going to be pitting these loving sisters against each other!

.............🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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this would’ve been the perfect opportunity for them to mention the fact that eloise is a way better shot than all of her brothers combined, and i REALLY hope they don’t leave this out from the series, her having been part of the pall-mall playing is not worth it

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THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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COLIN IS MEETING HIS NEPHEW AND HE HAS NO IDEA 😭😭😭😭😭

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marina sees a much happier and hands-on mother than she ever was in the books............... guess it makes sense, considering the twins are now the kids of a man she loved, and all she has left of him, but i wonder how this is going to affect her death...........

(maybe an accidental drowning instead....? rip)

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hmmmmmmm

her death is going to fuck me the fuck up

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bby they’re gonna find common ground inside each other’s pants

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THE POOR MAID ALMOST FALLING OFF THE HORSE

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well, this version of colin and phillip certainly had a... much more pleasant first meeting

i hope this doesn’t change anything from how they adapt that scene in tspwl bc it’s literally my second favourite scene in all the books (the first is the pall-mall one, of course)

also, loving the irony of colin going there to ogle phillip’s wife, when half of what he talks about when they meet in the books is how much he misses penelope

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ANTHONY SEEING KATE’S LEG AND HIS BRAIN SHORT-CIRCUITING

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book!anthony would’ve kissed her, just saying

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you know marina’s thing where she thinks she’s older and wiser than everyone who’s not as pragmatic as her? it’s annoying

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hmmmmmmmmmmmm

i can get over this bc being a married father to babies is definitely different than being a single father to 8-year-olds, but still weird that they chose to mention it

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NOT MARINA BECOMING A POLIN SHIPPER

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i wonder how they’re gonna handle colin’s reaction to marina’s death??

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a glimpse of kate’s fear of thunderstorms 🥺

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THAT’S IT???????????????? THAT’S ALL WE GET FROM THE LIBRARY SCENE??????????????????????????

CHRIS VAN DUSEN I AM KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR

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OH, HOW INTERESTING, I WOULD LOVE TO SEE IT

REGÉ-JEAN PAGE I AM UNDER YOUR BED

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1. same

2. anthony/simon friendship crumbs!!

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HELL YEAH BABY YOU TELL HIM

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LOVING THE MOST_GIRLS_-_HAILEE_STEINFIELD.MP3 ENERGY HERE

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little gregory, in his bed:

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anthony not wearing gloves, like a slut

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can’t find the whistledown quote about anthony and kate, after being married, dancing together multiple times at every ball they attend, but i want to make it clear that it’s all that’s going through my mind right now

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the second-hand embarrassment i’m getting from this orangery scene

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THEY’RE AT HIS OFFICE, THIS IS VILE, IMAGINE IF I DIDN’T ALREADY KNOW THEIR FIRST KISS WAS GOING TO BE AT A CHURCH, YOU CAN’T TOY WITH MY FEELINGS LIKE THAT

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DAPHNE I’M GONNA FUCKING MURDER YOU

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YES THANK YOU I’VE WANTED THE BOOK TO ADDRESS THIS SO BADLY

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FUCK, this is so in-character of him i can’t even complain

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GREGORY AND KATE LOOKING AT EACH OTHER, A TINY CRUMBLE OF THEIR FUTURE FRIENDSHIP

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that ring is kinda ugly tbh, it looks cheap

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This Is The Dark Place

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Episode 5

i love that eloise likes kate but like. half of edwina’s personality is liking to read?

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they gave colin’s jokester side to benedict and his love of food to eloise, rip

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ok

WHY ON EARTH WOULD EDWINA BE MARRYING IN WHITE

not only was it not nearly as big a custom as it became after queen victoria’s wedding, but also she’s fucking indian

white would be the colour she associates with mourning

(now, i may think of this wedding as worse than a funeral, but she’s not supposed to)

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YES IT WOULD, THANK YOU FOR ASKING

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🥺

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ohohoho jealous!anthony is a delight, very glad they decided to do this particular bit

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colin’s existential crisis, on the other hand, was boring in the book and remains boring in the series

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listen......... i know they’re not going to change eloise’s husband, especially considering he literally appeared just last episode........ but her and theo???? SO much more in line with my tastes on shipping

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kate and dorset are actually really cute tbh

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OH MY GOD POOR NEWTON WASN’T EVEN THE ONE WHO MADE THEM TRIP, THE POOR BABY WAS JUST IN THE WAY

ONE COULD EVEN SAY HE WAS KICKED

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literally what’s the point of having benedict hook up with a different random woman every season

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FINALLY

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how in the fuck are both of mary’s parents so white?????

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DEDO NO CU E GRITARIA!!!!!!!

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HE SAID HE DREAMS OF HER

SHOW ME THE FUCKING DREAMS

IF I CAN’T HAVE THEM MAKING OUT ON TOP OF A TABLE AT LEAST GIVE ME THE GODDAMN DREAMS

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🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

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Episode 6

IS HE HITTING ON HER??????????????????

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oh god, even with all the spoilers i had no idea the wedding had been this big of an event........... this is gonna be a disaster

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OH NO THEY BROKE UP

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DRAG HIM DAFF

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lmao

appropriate, i guess

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my dog is by my side having a nightmare and by god so am i

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WHY DIDN’T SHE PRETEND TO FAINT

DID NO ONE TEACH HER THE ART OF PRETENDING TO FAINT

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OH MY GOD THEY LITERALLY RECREATED THIS MEME

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YES IT’S WHAT I’VE BEEN SAYING!!!!

IT’S WHAT IT FUCKING SHOULD’VE BEEN

AND THEY DO NOT GET TO HAVE THIS SPEECH AFTER TURNING EDWINA INTO A SILLY LITTLE GIRL DAZZLED BY THE FIRST GENTLEMAN TO LOOK HER WAY

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NOOOOO I WANTED TO SEE DAPHNE TELLING VIOLET EVERYTHING, GIVE ME THE SCENE I KNOW YOU HAVE IT

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THEY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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if my older brother said that to me in that tone i’d never look in his face again

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her veil got stuck in the door

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if will loses his money because of portia’s schemes i swear to god

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is this entire episode set at the palace, this is getting boring

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COUSIN JACK LIKES HIS WOMEN TO BE GOLD DIGGING MILFS AND I RESPECT HIM FOR THAT

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genuinely don’t think i’ll have the emotional strength to watch the spin-off about the queen

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discretely leaving in the middle of important parties to go meet men is basically a hobby at this point

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WHAT DID I SAY

WHAT DID I FUCKING SAY

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edwina calling up kate and anthony to the chapel, calling off the wedding, and then leaving them alone like

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i really wish simon had been there :/

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ugh, i knew having whistledown’s gossip include the queen would end up in trouble

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FUCKING FINALLY