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marypsue · 10 months

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Keep seeing that post where OP starts like 'Thinking about...grieving the undead' and then adds on about like. Real life situations where people have not died but have left your life and you would have reason to grieve them.

All respect, that's an important concept, but that is not what I am thinking about when I read 'grieving the undead'.

#your brother is a vampire. he's sitting across the table from you chatting with your mother about her day #and he's dead and he's gone and he's never coming back.#he laughs the same and he talks the same but his arm is cold when he grabs you in a headlock and your dog won't be in the same room with hi #he'll still hang around watching TV with you and give you wedgies and make stupid jokes #but you can't tell him about the bullies at school anymore because this thing with your brother's face will just find them and kill them.#and not even stupid fucking Jason deserves what the monster in your dead brother's skin would do to him.#your brother is dead and lost and right there in arm's reach and gone forever with no hope of ever getting him back.#i'm sure there are corollaries to be written about like ghosts and zombies but this is the one i'm personally hung up on recently

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oceangenasi · 3 months

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The other players wanting to monologue but not being able to come up with Brennan's gift of gab is hilarious... only eclipsed by nobody having the slightest idea how to approximate Zac's talent for all-obliterating one-liners

#dropout tv #brennan lee mulligan #Zac Oyama #literally nobody is doing it like Zac Oyama #Brennan is so easy to mimic and laugh at #but Zac is literally just too good at what he does #Brennan even referenced it earlier in the ep #he'll just monologue knowing Zac will have the perfect one-liner to end it #make some noise #dropout #1k

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somegrumpynerd · 2 months

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Sign that Dream gifts to Nightmare post-truce specifically to annoy him

#UTDR #UTMV #Truce au #The truce au is about a lot of things to me and one of them is Dream getting to be a little shit #He's been good and patient for so long he's earned it #Nightmare is going to hit him with this sign first and foremost #And then he'll keep it in his office behind some books #I will just always always love Dream finally getting to tease his brother over actually caring about people #And Nightmare having to huff and puff and #''I DO NOT CARE I AM MADE OF EVIL I HAVE NEVER FELT- what? Yes of course you can have a snack. Tell Dust I got those chips he likes they're #in the top dra- STOP LAUGHING. I WILL END THIS TRUCE RIGHT NOW''

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anders-hawke · 4 months

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colin 🤝 anthony: making an heir in s3

#the rest of my serious input is that i think this will be a flirty thread in a sex scene #esp bc in the book they have sex before they're married #but not so far before that they had to change the wedding date (although colin does but simply bc he just wants to be married)#i think it'll be the same in the show #except mirror stuff and also colin being like hey let's get in on this heir-making competition #and pen will be like colin! we're not even married yet #and he's like well do you want children? and she'll be like yes...#and he'll be like well our wedding is not so far out that starting now versus on our wedding night matters...#and pen will be like but my sisters are already pregnant #and colin will be like they could have girls! and i will love my prospective nieces very much but... we could still win this #and pen will laugh and roll her eyes and be like oh you bridgertons and your competitive spirit #and colin will be like we do like to win #(insert porn)#bridgerton #bridgerton spoilers #bridgerton s3 spec #polin #also. I DON'T SEEM SO DELUSIONAL NOW DO I!!!!!!! I FUCKING CALLED IT!!!!! I SAID THIS WOULD HAPPEN!!!! AND IT'S HAPPENING!!!!

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maximura · 1 year

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WY: When I'm with the members, I can't help but laugh

#ateez #choi san #jung wooyoung #park seonghwa #kim hongjoong #song mingi #jeong yunho #kang yeosang #the way wy laughed right at san's face #why is he always the butt of the jokes #it's hilarious #his face is like that Nene Leakes meme ~now why AM I INVOLVED~#but i also think its bc wy trusts san and knows he'll just take everything on the chin #their friendship is interesting #so many questions

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skywerse · 1 year

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chip doodles (you have no idea how sad he makes me)

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politemagic · 7 months

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everyone say congratulations to the first time homeowners!

edit: i may or may not have been inspired to write some headcanons based on this, if you're interested

#is this anything? idk if this is anything but i made it anyway #i wanna write the misadventures of the eepies in their haunted house.#i feel like ii is the ghosts' favorite. while they might mess with the others they are actively helpful to him #like if someone doesn't close the door all the way it'll just slowly click shut so he doesn't have to get up #iii is very jealous that the ghosts like ii so much.#he holds seances at least once a week (despite vessel's many protests) basically just like 'why don't u like me🥺'#iv tries to win over the ghosts by doing nice things for them #if you've seen the show ghosts on cbs i imagine him being a little like jay lololol #leaving the tv on for them to watch or cooking something so they can smell it #(they still love ii the most)#vessel is definitely at least a LITTLE BIT of a medium so to him the haunted house just feels really crowded #though sometimes he'll listen in on their conversations when he's bored #so it's not uncommon for him to suddenly laugh in the middle of a silent room #(the others definitely aren't jealous at all)#anyways if you read all that and would want to read more lmk because i WILL write it #sleep token #worshitposting #sleep token memes #sleep token vessel #sleep token ii #sleep token iii #sleep token iv #em's worshitposting

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introspectivememories · 8 months

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god i know i said i was tired of making eveerything sad but just imagine timber those first few months of reconnecting and they're both drunk on tim's boat, laying on the deck staring up at the stars and bear turns over to look at tim, his eyes are sad and wet, and he reaches out to touch tim's face as if to make sure tim is really there and not an illusion and tim whispers, "bear?" and bernard smiles a little brokenly and goes, "so how long do i have you for this time?"

#tim fully sober now: what do you mean? i'm right here bear #bear still drunk: i got you for almost a whole year last time. how long before you leave this time?#bear: 2 years? 6 months?#tim sadly: you can have me forever bear #bear laughing: i don't even get you that long in my dreams #bear smiles reaching out to poke tim's face: don't worry tim! anytime you want to come back‚ i'll be right here.#god tim who's constantly leaving and bear who knows but cant help letting him comeback into his life again and again #you cannot tell me that bear went to that first date in urban legends expecting tim to stay #he went to that date expecting to get his heart broken again but he loves this boy so he goes anyway #tim who always leaves and bear who waits patiently everytime #sorry im like sobbing in the library #bear is so 'right where you left me' coded #bear who loves tim so much he'll let tim break his heart again and again #head in hands head in hands #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber

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koifsssh · 1 year

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finally got around to do some greaser au stuff! i have no idea how to dress characters, other than knowing that the gang all wear matching jackets... its a little silly, i think sally is the one i mostly have no idea on...

it'd be a funny idea if Frank still had a vest on, just because they may not be above physical altercations does not mean they can't dress to impress! bwhahaa!

(they do have a matching jacket, of course of course...)

barnaby... my beloved...

i have no idea if he has a motorcycle! it's a funny thought that he may have a big truck instead... in case anyone got tired! they can sleep in the back seat while they listen to music... and put their motorcycle in the back!

#welcome home #myart #wally darling #sally starlet #julie joyful #barnaby b beagle #howdy pillar #howdy will serve you colorful milkshakes... with a price of a few laughs!#i like to think the milkshakes or special drinks he makes are not on the menu... so you must have to tell him a joke in order to get one!#you can't order a specific one... it's all randomized!#(unless you're allergic to something... he'll make sure to make sure you can drink it!)#welcome home greaser au

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cementcornfield · 1 month

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I don't plan on leaving Joe so, I mean, all that's gonna take care of itself.

A Compilation of Ja'Marr Not Wanting to Play with Other Quarterbacks

#made to soothe myself and whoever else that ja'marr isn't going anywhere #despite all this annoying contract stuff!#also i'm never going to not laugh at ja'marr gagging at the idea of playing with jared goff lmao #this is just the 4 i instantly thought of but honestly i'm sure i could find more examples #of ja'marr being ADAMANT about not playing with other QBs <3 #(i also really wanted to include the twitch clips because yeah he'll say the right thing in official press)#(but i feel like he's always pretty honest on twitch)#ja'marr chase #joe burrow

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fattylime · 1 year

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blade of frontiers? more like babe of frontiers

i have a headcanon that wyll acts very normal about compliments but they still fluster him every single time lol

#sorry to respond with a comic i got inspired #like he'll laugh and act cool and then when he's alone he'll think about it and smile to himself #he's a softy sorrrrry #anyways back to not posting for a bit while school gets me #asks #sketches #doodle #fanart #digital art #procreate #wyll ravengard #bg3 wyll #baldurs gate gale #baldur's gate 3 #bg3

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tomfrogisblue · 10 months

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I personally love cc!Phil's approach to lore.

When it's for Chay or Lula, he's completely serious, looking after them and helping them through their trauma and insecurities.

For everyone else's lore, he'll be serious for them and gently make fun when it's appropriate.

BUT WHEN IT'S HIS LORE, he'll say some shit that he KNOWS will make the chat cry, then he'll mute the qsmp mic and laugh so hard that he dissappears from frame!!

#phils the fucking best #such a good egg dad #but HE IS A BITCH WHEN IT COMES TO US POOR CROWS #lmao gotta love old crow man #qsmp #qsmp lore #qsmp philza #philza #like he'll be serious for his planned out lore but then for the rest of time he'll reference back to it and laugh at our tears #I WONDER WHERE TALLULAH GOT HER TALENT FOR ANGST HMMMMMMMMMM

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decarbry · 2 years

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Kurogiri and Yabureme are Shigaraki’s caretakers with their own separate purposes but at the same time they end up like siblings that Shigaraki needs to mediate. “tomura he’s TOUCHING ME” “Kurogiri, there’s literally two inches between you and his finger. stop it.” “no he was just touching me and stopped when you were looking he’s doing this on purpose”

......this was supposed to be a funny comic but instead it’s just sad

#boku no hero academia fanart #shouta aizawa #kurogiri #tomura shigaraki #there won't be much room in the actual Yabureme AU comic for laughs... like... at all #so I'll try to do little lighthearted side comics alongside it I guess LMAO #it's weird drawing fear adjacent on Aizawa's face but as a Nomu he would absolutelyreact with something like fear #if he thinks he's in trouble or has disobeyed an order #he's an intelligent Nomu of course he just defaults to non-conversational unless he's addressed #so it's easy for the LoV to just kind of brush him off rather than respect him like they do Kurogiri #if he's hovering and being creepy it's simple enough to stand him in the corner and he'll just. wait there until he's told otherwise :(#sarcastically tell him to watch paint dry and realize two days later he's still doing it #don't worry he gets a therapy arc #Yabureme Aizawa AU

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mayaishiipeters · 2 years

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i like that all of nandor's old human portraits perfectly encapsulate the hardened, fearless warrior that he once was. that's definitely a guy who never relents.

and then all modern depictions of him are like: here's a little doll in his image. here's him holding hands with his best friends. oh here's a handmade glitter portrait of him and the man who brushes his hair every night