#and they be like *shocked pikachu face*

[ldragoat]

ANIMATIC

who broke it - mfb edition (ft. the dark nebula gang)

audio from parks and recreation

[orangekittyenergy]

High effort meme to convey my feelings when the Oathbreaker Knight showed up this time.

Bonus Alt version

[zephyrine-gale]

personal headcanon blade's scars

he's been thru some stuff and I think it should show

[riri-time]

Bowuigi fanfic idea

Luigi and Bowser have been dating for a while now, but it's still a secret. Mario and peach have a secret plan to send Mario to spy on the koopa kingdom since Bowser hasn't been doing anything lately. Mario isn't allowed to tell anyone even Luigi, so they tell him that Mario's going on a trip on some other island. Luigi thinks this is a great opportunity to visit his giant boyfriend while Mario is away. So basically Luigi is spending good quality, fluffy time with his koopa family and Mario witnesses it , absolutely flabbergasted, while spying. Can y'all imagine the shenanigans like

Mario: *on the roof of the throne room*okay I'll just watch from the windows for now

(Luigi and Bowser walk in)

Mario: is that my brother!! I need to do something! Did Bowser kidnap him when I left!?*about to go in before ...*

(bowuigi kisses)

Mario: stunned in complete shock and horror

I feel like his face would look like this

Also here's a cute and funny bowuigi picture by @midi_roo on X/twitter

[woe-is-tuli]

Coachella 2024 - Ateez: San

[extraaa-30]

wait did we (the good omens fandom) crowley ourselves???

Us: imagines canon confirmation for aziracrow so hard for years, endlessly bullies neil gaiman on tumblr dot com, begs and pleads and manifests

Neil: fine. un-baits your queers

bonus:

every time #good omens trends for no reason

[yeommijeong]

I like me better when I'm with you

Mr. Gu & Yeom Mi Jeong Episode 8, My Liberation Notes (2022)

[incorrect-fnaf-quotes]

As mentioned previously for the Swap AU, Glitchtrap can communicate—albeit telepathically, and only Vanny seems to be able to understand/hear him.

Let’s stay, by the start of the night, when Cassie first meets the two of them, she’s unable to hear him, and needs Vanny to explain.

But, as the night progresses, she’s eventually able to start hearing him, slowly. I’m thinking just midway into the night—around 3 or 4.

I’m just imagining her having gotten separated from the both of them, and she’s still having to deal with the virus-infected animatronics, hoping there’s something she can do.

And then she hears a sudden, new voice—someone who seems to be looking for her. It doesn’t sound like any of the other animatronics or anything.

Cassie heads back to Vanny with Glitchtrap, and they’re all just surprised by this realization—Vanny always figured that she’d be the only one to hear him.

It’s a pleasant surprise in a night filled with... not so pleasant ones-

[padawansuggest]

So I recently discussed this with @bitter-chocolate-stars and I need you guys to know I am CLAMBERING for an AU where the nulls, who famously (to their brothers who probably think they’re ICONS) took over a whole fucking part of the whole cloning facility of Kamino after the Kaminoan’s told Kal Skirata (Dad) to get out because they don’t need trainers anymore and the war just started and the nulls are like ‘what if we stage a coup’. And it fucking works?????

Yeah I want an AU where the Jedi are like ‘lmao that’s a good idea y’all know any other clones that can help with that to take over more of the facility?’ And Alpha 17 and his commanders melt out of the walls like ‘hey we got this’ and take over all of Kamino and the Jedi look at the senate all ‘sowwwwwwwy, we twied so vewy hawd to get them to stand dowwwwwwwn 😭’ and force the senate to make a draft which halts the entire fuckin war in its tracks and then Palpatine throws a tantrum and reveals he’s a Sith so they kill him and go hunting for the other generals who got sat on by the Kilo beast lmao whoops.

Anyways. I think the nulls should have been allowed to take over Kamino and declare themselves a third faction of the war and maybe even convince the droid army to get jealous and stage their own coup with R2-D2 as their general and idk man idk that would be super funny.

Kal, after being handed the entire clone army: oh my god my throat is gonna kill me after I say the gai bal manda for all of them

Also Jango is alive and under house arrest in the Jedi temple with Boba so he’s like. Whatever. Might as well happen. Fuck all y’all at least he has his kid and probably anxiety meds from the healers. He’s taking a vacation. Boba is learning how to steal initiates to cheer Buir up by shoving them in his arms when he looks sad in the gardens. Grogu is his little pal he’s such a bad boy they commit crimes together.

The nulls find Tag and Bink and adopt them what crimes do you think they will commit? Tax fraud probably.

[sadlynotthevoid]

I'm not sure if I told you guys about the time I dreamed that 20ish Jason Todd died yet again and Death was pissed off because "really? Again? Wtf Batman. The universe doesn't keep reviving your son just so you can see how much he lasts!" And "He has a work to do you know?!". Besides, she's fond of the bright young soul.

So, she calls her uncle to help him. And what you know? Her uncle is the God of Death (because yes, my brain is like that sometimes). They sit to talk and come up with a solution.

First, taking advantage of the effects still present of the last time-space crisis and the spirits protecting the soul, they regress the time of this universe to when Jay had just left All Caste, way before he had came back to Gotham.

Then, Death places Red Hood!Jason's memories on the soul of his younger self. Not too harsh to force his soul to crack, but not too light to let them fall. Just deep enough so he finds them when he meditates.

And by last, God of Death tells the spirits where they should guide the boy to. The perfect place for him.

Where is the best place for a soul who craves for home and safety? Of course, that's with someone who has the heart to care and accept a new loved one and the determination to protect them.

That's how Jason Todd, teenage assassin in an existential crisis, ends up waking up in the softest bed he has ever been in some foreign country. At his side there's a redhead teen sitting in a sofa, a book in his hands and other boy— this one with black hair and pajamas— lying on his lap.

The redhead— Cale, as he presents himself— is mysterious but kind hearted guy. He also knows things. So much so that if he weren't as he is, Jason would suspect. As things are, he knows he's just used to collect information. A bit like a bat, but not quite. A bat would plan how to use it against the possible enemy. Cale? Well, he doesn't even bother to hide what he realized about him. He's also ridiculously casual about it.

Who offers an assassin if they want their hidden weapons back? This guy, apparently.

Jason only knows he's not totally unconscious because at one point an old guy entered with tea and pastries for the three and Cale, the little shit, choose that moment to reassure Jason.

"Don't worry. My butler is an assassin too and we don't treat him different for it."

The old geezer almost let got the porcelain teapot to the floor. Though, points for him for recovering so fast.

"Young master? May this Ron know who you would be talking about?"

"Hm? Who do you think? Hans? The only thing he can kill is Rok Soo's humor. It's you, obviously."

"..."

Rok Soo, the sleeping beauty complex guy pretending to be asleep on Cale's lap, was sweating badly. If everyone in the room weren't already aware he was clearly pretending, someone may had thought he was ill.

Later on, he realizes there was a reason Cale had said that at that moment.

He's looking at the butler subtly terrorize the boys to behave, treating the siblings like two particularly mischievous puppies. Then he turns around and uses the same tune to advise him to be careful with his wounds. And that's when he thinks 'Oh. He doesn't see me as a menace'.

Of course he doesn't. His employer just confirmed he's aware of his identity— at least partially— and his own nature. The biggest advantage of an assassin is their secrecy. After their identity is exposed, the only reason they won't attack is if the assassin believes the risk is worthy. Telling the assassin he knows he's an assassin was his way to show Jason's own intentions: none.

Jason didn't intend to end up in that field where these teens find him. He didn't intend to be brought in their vacation house. He definitely didn't plan that the people to found him passed out would be whoever these rich guys were.

But he didn't have anything against all of this either.

Well, maybe the wound. He could make it without the blood loose and the soon-to-be scar to add to his collection.

Either way, at least he had a safe place to stay and think. Just think. Because, the memories he saw— what is he supposed to do now that he has his answer?

His da— Bruce. Bruce didn't care for him as much as Jason does for Bruce. Bruce obviously didn't love him as he thought. And certainly, Bruce was way more willingly to harm him than he believed.

And Jason— well, Jason couldn't waste a second life on a man who didn't put hin even at the same level than the Joker of all people. But maybe his expectatives were too high? He hadn't planned what to do if his life was meaningless to him.

So, Jason needed time. Time to ponder and heal. Those things are better done in a safe place.

That's what Jason has in mind when Cale offers him to stay with them.

[dotster001]

Private Messages from Lucifer; a summary

Lucifer: I am very family oriented. My family is more important than anything.

Y/N: aw, I'm family oriented too! Here's an idea of a way I can bond to you and your brothers.

Lucifer: Fuck my brothers, come to my room right now and don't tell any of them or I'll punish you.

[conspiracy-crows]

Me: grows up reading fairy tales(kindness is always the answer) and Terry Pratchett(Well is anyone gonna fix this? No? Fine, guess I'll do it then) and Diane Duane(Entropy is the Enemy, you can stall Entropy, be kind, be understanding, treat all things with respect), Gail Carson Levine(you are never alone, you can break the curse, you are more powerful and brave than you could ever dream)

Me: grows up watching Star Trek(Explore, never lose your Wonder, do the best thing you can even in awful circumstances, never give up on what you believe in) Doctor Who(Hope is a helping hand, Hope is the man who lost everything making sure you don't, everything is a miracle, nobody is unimportant) Leverage(we're all different, that's what makes the world work, there are always people you can lean on, even if you're weird you belong somewhere, always fight for the underdog, sometimes the right thing ignores the rules)

Me: grows up listening to my Christian family and church constantly talking about being christ-like(feed the poor, yes even him, do not be afraid of the ones in pain, do not judge others for their work, do not blame a man when his life falls apart, help him, always reach out your hand, we are all connected)

Me:*internalizes all of that, working very hard to follow the examples that have been set for me, struggle for a bit with letting people walk all over me but eventually find balance that lets me care for myself too*

Guy I've been talking to: you're far more kind and sweet than most people I've met

Me: I don't see how I do anything special, I just followed the guidebook???

[manilovetumblerusernames]

Being a Mic stan is so funny to me bcos i forget that Mic is a reLatiVely niche character so Normal Fans dont view mha like this:

Thats not to discredit the other characters, i like them too, its jus i only gaf abt Presentation “soupify ur enemies” Michael & rooftop gang

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

For the four-armed Howdy pose?? Yeah I can see Barnaby doing that thing where there's an imaginary thermometer shooting up next to him lmao

NOT THE THERMOMETER-

[movedtodykedvonte]

See if I was Miles I would immediately have played dirty and said, “Just cause you failed your daughter doesn’t mean I have to fail my dad.” And used those extra moments of Miguel stunned by the audacity to web sling home. Maybe even hit the griddy before hand.

[mythical-mithaps]

Astarion's romance scene is always so funny- I love to imagine bro was hyping himself up behind that tree for like a good while before Tav/Durge comes up. I mean it is scary ain't it approaching the leader of this band of dysfunctionals and seducing them so they'd protect his ass-

Then the morning after when he's posing like a dork I imagine he's just like "Damn I'm good I seduced Tav/Durge >:} " unaware that we about to potentially throw an actual relationship at him

HAH get loved and cherished you dummy ♡