#and they played riptide??? THE MOTHERFUCKERS

[pretentiouswreckingball]

I AM SHITTING MY PANTS LOOK AT THIS IM FUCKING CRYING 😭😭😭😭

and it’s just the teaser trailer, when the official trailers comes out I’m going to lose it completely.

[skywerse]

[zeb-z]

the breaking of chains and the discussion of free will taking place while Gillion is taking a stand for his own well-being is something so important to me. episode 79 is all about what it means to be born, or made, for something you have no say in, and taking the reigns and deciding for yourself anyway. Goobleck worrying about the nature of his creation, finding sympathy in King who was made and locked up like he once was, and taking the advice from Filipe to free them. to decide that free will is real, and that it does not matter where you came from or what you were born to do, but what you decide to do next with the precious life you have now and ahead of you. not worrying about the nature of existence, or the reasons you are who you are, but just in the fact that you’re alive and that so long as you do exist, you can decide what you make of it.

and then Gillion, looking in on himself, and his sins and his failures, and the prophecy he’s meant to fulfill due to the nature of his birth. that final test, told to sit there and hold his tongue, to accept what the elders say, and standing on the table and putting in his two cents anyway, because he’s Gillion fucking Tidestrider, and who is he if he lets something so wrong happen so long as he can speak up against it. taking control over old tests and new ones, and telling the council that he hates them for what they did, for how they treated him. afraid and unsure, but standing before them anyway, defiant against their verdict, deciding for himself how he feels and how he wants to proceed, even if he knows this means failure in their eyes. a similar shedding of chains, however metaphorical, because he too is taking ahold of his own life, his destiny, and shaping it with what he has learned and to fit his own choices, instead of chained to what he was born to fulfill. a creature chained in a cage, and a chosen one trapped in a prophecy, both shaped by the cruelty of those with power over them, still able to break free and figure out what free will means for them.

[yourneighborhoodneighbor]

motherFUCKER, they go and play fucking riptide in the new pjo treailer and i- *starts sobbing uncontrolably*

[milanocookiesandivyprofen]

headcanons

amphibia

During the resistance, Anne constantly asked to borrow Sasha's cape because it was cold and it smelled nice

Marcy brought her switch to Amphibia and kept being the clumsiest motherfucking woman alive but stopped using it when she saw Anne because she didn't want to get lectured

Post-Amphibia, Sprig and Ivy travelled all across Amphibia, like they said they would. They even brought Ivy's mom on some trips because she knew some of the people there

Silvia moved out of town but she and Hop Pop constantly write to each other

Polly invented more technology as she grew older, taking advantage of her knowledge of human tech. She even made custom phones (and wifi!) and is one of the most famous frogs in Amphibia

Sprig, after getting Polly's wifi, searched up so much stuff on Anne's phone, found tons of social media websites, and doesn't know it but actually found Anne on one of those sites

Sprig is a master pizza chef

Maddie is now a very well-known sorceress. People pay her to curse or heal others

Mayor Toadstool turned into a decent guy and after passing, Toadie became Wartwood's new mayor

the owl house

Luz and Amity have planned out their entire future

Hunter, Raine and Luz are all harcore Warriors fans. They all have OCs and they even created an RP which they begged their wives to play

Gus became an actual illusion master and does magic shows

Camila has grown to love the Boiling Isles' weirdness and has learned a few glyphs, but mostly stays true to her trusty baseball bat

All of the Hexsquad's parents share a dartboard with a picture of Belos on it

King has cat habits (ex: he never stops sleeping, he gives "gifts" to Luz and Eda)

Eda, Lilith and Raine all live in the Owl House and Lilith is hardcore third wheeling

gravity falls

Dipper and Mabel make each other gifts and appreciate them no matter how bad they are (and trust me, they are bad)

Wendy probably part-times as a security designer

Soos and Melody are the cheesiest couple to ever exist (they go on sweet dates, they tell each other really corny jokes, ect)

Stan and Ford, after their big boat trip, got into tons of trouble together and even got arrested together (dont worry they got out of jail safe and sound)

Pacifica works at a construction site and is constantly getting her hands dirty to spite her parents

wednesday

enid cant sleep without her snood

wednesday kills anyone who said something slightly negative about enid

xavier has given up his weird stalking tendencies but nobody wants to date him anyways

morticia and gomez treat enid as though she were their own daughter and have a burning hatred for enids mother

enid has read twilight and somehow hates it more than wednesday does

wednesday still gets visions but theyre about really dumb things like whatever weird thing enid will do on a date or some plan pugsley has to deal with bullies

wednesday still murders anyone who bullies pugsley but scolds him about it

warriors

ivypool is lesbian (i used to hc her as bi but she is a definite lesbian)

fernsong is transfem

firestar is pan

sandstorm is omni

bluestar is bi

ravenpaw is bi

jake is pan

barley and tallstar are gay

everyone knows firestar is pan except for himself

after having jay holly and lion leafpool was dating mothwing but they broke up after the leafcrow parent reveal. mothwing wasnt mad about it but they both thought their reputations were damaged enough

blossomfall bullied when she was younger and still does it when shes mad for no reason

everyone secretly thinks ivypool is super badass

wings of fire

willowdew is canon and bumblebee is their official daughter

sundew is lesbian

cleril eventually gets married but peril cant get a wedding ring and she is WAY too sad about it but doesnt want anyone to enchant her ring because she has severe anxiety about animus magic after escaping peril

snowfall had a small crush on sky but quickly forgot about it after going back to the ice kingdom

tsunami ended up dating riptide in secret and once she became queen, she announced it officially and literally no one was surprised

shark is surprisingly loyal to anemone but literally hates tsunami and anemone is the only thing stopping him from swearing about her when no one is looking

glory, tsunami, sundew, burn, blister and snowfall have all sworn at some point

keeper of the lost cities

dex becomes the most talented technopath in the lost cities and makes tons of gadgets for everyone to use

sophie is fucking bi

fitz goes to therapy and solves his anger issue problems

keefe and silveny are still BFFs

the adults (including all the councillors) need at least a glass of fizzleberry wine per week to cope with all this shit

harry potter

ron stays an idiot forever and hermione is the only reason he is alive at this point

ginny is bi

[medicus-mortem]

Top 5 Song Associations: Trafalgar D. Water Law

share the top songs in your playlist that most inspire / represent your muses the most.  bonus points if you include lyrics to go along with it.

Bones - Imagine Dragons

Gimme some time to think I'm in the bathroom, looking at me Face in the mirror is all I need Wait until the reaper takes my life Never gonna get me out alive I will live a thousand million lives

Pray - Hollywood Undead

Born on the right side of the wrong side I wear my fucking insides on my outsides You can see my heart beat, it beats right through And till the day it stops, I'm gonna motherfucking persecute! Every single one of you

I'm not alone, I got the devil, and he's coming too Coming through to straight motherfucking bury you Someone's gotta die and I'm fucking bulletproof

Blood On My Name - The Brothers Bright

There's a reckoning a'comin And it burns beyond the grave With lead inside my belly Cause my soul has lost its way Oh, Lazarus, how did your debts get paid? Oh, Lazarus, were you so afraid?

When the fires, when the fires have surrounded you With the hounds of hell comin' after you I've got blood I've got blood on my name

No Glory - Skan & Krale

Found a little bit of light, tryna find my heart Funny when I'm bright, got a lifestyle dark Honey, when I write, get a tight flow spark With a psycho chart playing dice go start Oh who are you? Better know yourself Know your soul, gotta know your wealth Slow your role, get a hold don't melt And don't you fall when it feel like hell

Riptide - Grandson

I get high to leave all these problems on the ground Then to my surprise, they're right there when I come back down I do it like I've done before, a million times A million and one, and I lose my mind Save me from myself

I've been caught up in the riptide For too long 'cause it's all I know I've been lettin' this shit slide These bad habits, they die too slow

Tagged by: @mediicusvitae​

Tagging: @chatcambrioleur​, @bleuwalk​, @opwomcn​ (Reiju), @icyharpy​, @niitoryuu​, and anyone else who wants to.

[pondjrwi]

Just Roll With It Recap

Riptide Episode 67 - A Grimm Finale

- Last episode, The Riptide Pirates figured out that the murderer from the murder mystery party was the Tortle, Marlow. Once they arrested him, he was enveloped in a pillar of flame. Out stepped Grimm.

Grimm: “And now… the finale of the show is to begin. The four of you, rightfully chosen to star in the show; should you wish to take your revenge on me for my evil deeds, put an end to my mystery, and my misery…”

- Many of the guests stay to watch the ensuing battle. Griffon says that this is the monster he was looking for. Chip asks Grimm if he can heal his curse, and Grimm says that they must “play their parts well, and I will reward you with your favor.”

- Gillion asks Grimm if he can have any hints to try to beat them, and Grimm levels them all up. They are now level 9.

- They enter initiative order. Everyone's weapons that were initially confiscated shoot into the room, controlled by Grimm, and stab at them. But through that Gil and Jay get their weapons back (Chip rolls a 1 on perception and gets a kitchen knife). Grimm charms Gillion, who starts calling him Papa and looking for fatherly approval. A couple turns later, the grandfather clock chimes. Chip and Jay are also charmed by Grimm.

Griffon: “Fuck.”

- The trio all start calling Grimm Papa. Grimm bites Chip, and “it feels like [his] father is proud of [him], for once.” Gillion rides Jay into battle against Griffon. Charlie remembers that he was supposed to have immunity against being charmed due to his Necklace of Tidestrider He succeeds the save and becomes un-charmed. Grimm says to Griffon,

Grimm: “You, who seeks revenge. Do you believe it will calm your pain?”

- Grimm attacks with spiky black tendrils which restrain Jay and Griffon.

Gillion: “It’s not your dad! Your real dad would nev- wait.”

- Chip rolls some clothes into a ball and throws them at Grimm, asking him to play catch. Grimm obliges. Grimm plays into it and calls him “My child.” Gillion does some spell shenanigans and gets Jay un-charmed. Chip wants uppies from Grimm, and Grimm says he’ll give it to him if he gets rid of Grimm’s assailants. Chip attacks Jay for 45 points of damage. Grimm levitates Chip in the air.

Grimm: “Detective… you’re taking too long. And what happens each time you let the clock tick. Another dies.”

- He attacks Jay and she goes down. He can attack her again, but chooses not to.

Grimm: “Are you finally going to play your role?”

Gillion: “Fine. I’ll play my role. But the thing is, I’m not a detective. I’m the motherfucking chosen one! Bitch.”

- Gillion heals Jay to get her back up, then uses prophetic screwup and succeeds. Time slows down. 

Gillion’s Sword: “Thine heart beats with such vigor and valor. Who is it seeking to wield my power?”

Gillion lists off all his titles to the sword.

Gillion’s Sword: “Gillion Tidestrider, doth your oath, agree a promise to slay all evil before thee? Or to crack the corruption that takes hold of this world. To strike swiftly enough, the very sea shall split. Even if the thread of fate poses an obstacle, you shall swear to sever it? Would you take this oath with me?” [Note: I believe he said doth, but I can’t really tell]

- Gillion asks for the sword's name first because he’s “said yes to a lot of bad deals before.” When the sword says that it’s whatever it’s wielder wishes to be, Gillion accepts. Gillion decides that the sword is now his dad.

- Gillion attacks Grimm for 108 damage, cutting off his head. Combat is now over. Griffon says he’ll wait a moment before finishing Grimm off. Inky liquid is dripping from Grimm’s eyes. Grimm says that he can grant the Riptide Pirates one favor before he dies, and they unanimously agree that they should heal Chip’s curse. Then Chip points to the dead people in the room.

Chip: “Wait, what if we used [the favor] for them?”

Gillion: “You’d sacrifice that?”

Chip: “I dunno, I mean I’m alive. For now.”

Gillion: “You know the nightmares are just going to get worse and worse, are you ready to keep this up for the future.”

Chip: “No, I’m not ready, but… they didn’t deserve this. And you know it.”

- Grimm brings back Rebecca and the other two who died. Immediately afterward, Griffon shoots him and he fully dies. He then goes to meditate over Grimm’s remains. Rebecca is very shaken up. Chip tells her that she can call him Chip (instead of Mr. Liongold). Gillion gives a speech to the watching crowd.

Gillion: “For all you people that [Chip] doesn’t even know, he decided to give up saving himself so he could save all of you. This, right here. Chip is the hero of tonight.”

- They also comically emphasize that now he may be stuck like this for the rest of his life. The crowd claps and throws money at him, which he takes. Gil and Jay also give him uppies.

Gillion: “That was one of the most heroic things I’ve ever seen.”

--

Chip: “I learned from the best, Gillion Tidestrider.”

- Grizzly tells Charlie that his sword has changed shape to look like whatever he wants. Charlie can’t decide yet so it’s an ambiguous blur. Gillion tells Chip and Jay about what happened with his sword, and they’re somewhat concerned about his oath. The sword tells them the words of the oath telepathically. 

- Anastasia comes up and reveals that she was Grimm’s daughter. Grimm used to be normal, but he grew obsessed with his own death. Anastasia was tasked to pick the guests who would be part of the murder mystery party, and she chose the strongest ones. Her father was dead to her a while ago, and she wanted him to die. She will continue the parties in the future, but with less murder. The crew urges her to find non-destructive ways of quelling her vampire urges, like using a blood bank.

- They ask if she can heal Chip’s curse and fix Apple or know someone who can, and she says that someone in another plane, the FeyWild, could have the power to. They go to Grimm’s library to research the FeyWild and Jay finds out that there are naturally occurring portals in the world, and that it’s in the sky. Gillion finds a book by Finn Tidestrider about exotic sea life.

- They go to check on Griffon. They say they’re going to the FeyWild, and Chip asks if Griffon wants to come. Griffon asks if they have a lot of money, as well as other questions, such as whether they get into trouble or run into monsters a lot like this, and what their goal is. They answer them in silly Riptide Pirates fashion with a lot of banter. They also list their many, many goals. 

Griffon: “Fuck it.”

- Griffon takes the oath and is officially part of the Riptide Pirates!

- Griffon reveals that the captain of the bounty hunters is Captain Price. Chip says that he hung out with him a couple times, but can’t remember why they’re not on the best of terms anymore.

[trollcafe]

Motherfucker I guess Riptid HAS to learn how to play music again….someone hold this man @ gunpoint

[tothemeadow]

Request: If possible, HCs of Pillars being lifeguards? How would they save potential s/o's from riptide, etc.? Who wouldn't work at all ?

😂😂😂😂 I miss lifeguard Rengoku

👁👄👁

You deserve a veteran’s discount if you remember lifeguard Kyojuro 👀

‘bay watch’ / Pillars as Lifeguards HCs

Giyuu:

actually great at his job but people make fun of him all the time

the girls love him since he’s pretty

naturally, he spends a lot of time in the water since he’s the water pillar

casually splits the sea in half when someone’s in trouble

incredible swimmer, high stamina, can carry people like it’s nothing

if he senses you’re in the slightest bit of danger he comes running at full speed

and by that I mean the art of the frog running on its hind legs with the “plat plat plat”

Gyomei:

wears sunglasses all the time and the stripe of sunscreen on the nose

people do not fuck with him and respect his rules

since he’s so tall, the normal “neck deep” depth of the water only comes up to his torso or so

doesn’t need a megaphone since his voice booms

plays with little kids on the beach

when he’s at the watch post he’s praying nonstop

befriends the little crabs in the sand

Kyojuro:

remember the phoenix tattoo on his hip? yeee boi

wears puka shell necklaces, has anklets, overall looking like a damned snack

tanned skin, hair back in a ponytail, white ass teeth, please

he’s constantly telling people to play it safe, don’t litter, etc., but he’s not mean about it

everybody loves him since he’s such a friendly guy plus he’s hot

uh oh! you’re in danger! you bet your ass he’s using every single bit of his strength to push through the current and bring you to safety

there has been numerous accounts where people pretended they needed CPR so he could kiss them

Mitsuri:

high. cut. one. piece. suit.

there’s usually a crowd handing around the watch post (most of them are guys)

such a helpful sweetheart; she’ll help set up chairs, umbrellas, that sort of thing

jiggly tiddies and wet swimsuit that’s it

like with Kyojuro, people will “need” CPR so they can kiss her

funny enough, she knows it’s all bull so she’ll smack their back and make them choke

she’ll sneak you up to the watch post so the two of you can spend more time together

Muichiro:

let’s be real here - Muichiro would suck as a lifeguard

someone’s drowning? should’ve learned to swim

got a sunburn? should’ve used protection

he’s the type to always wear sunglasses and suck on lollipops/straws in those big ass soda cups

he’s incredibly partial towards you and will keep a close eye on the things you do

literally anyone else could be pulled out in a riptide and he wouldn’t really care; if it’s you, however, the boy is running

he gets sunburnt easily

Obanai:

another lifeguard who simply doesn’t give a fuck

he’s on everybody’s ass all the time so they follow the rules

Kaburamaru acts as his second in command

honestly I see Obanai as someone who gets flustered easily at the sight of bare skin so he’s very... (◉Θ◉)

bro, if you’re on the beach he physically has to force himself to not stay glued to your side

although it seems like he doesn’t care, he’s very serious when someone is in danger

has saved numerous lives but doesn’t brag about it

Sanemi:

the scariest lifeguard to ever exist

imagine giving Gordon Ramsay a megaphone - that’s what Sanemi is like

kids will throw sand at him so he knocks over their sandcastles in return

incredible at the job, though

honestly, he threatens people if they don’t follow his rules

a gentlemen even if he doesn’t seem like it; whenever he spots somebody harassing someone else, he will full on tackle the motherfucker

bonus points if Genya is on duty with him

Shinobu:

the best lifeguard out of all the Pillars

gives expert medical attention and does not play around when it comes to the public’s safety

she also gets sunburnt easily so she really has to slather on the sunscreen

her swimsuit is a bit more modest than Mitsuri’s but it’s still 😏

she’s so protective of you; whether it be the water, other people, etc. she makes sure you’re close so she can easily help you

older men hit on her all the time; most of the time she smiles at them and may roast them to hell and back

hands out popsicles to kids

Tengen:

lifeguard thot 2.0

tanned skin, tattoo sleeves, piercings - look, he knows he’s a snack and he openly flaunts it

although he’ll save children from the water, he’s not very... gentle with them

another one to sit at the watch post and lazily drink a soda

flirts with literally anybody and everybody

he will use his binoculars to check you out

if you’ve ever seen an episode of Bay Watch then you know what I mean when I say he does the “run” 

[findingjoynweirdstuff]

Dream SMP Recap (December 9/2020)

Well...we finally got the uh...the beach episode. Yay. Definitely what we wanted, thank you Dream and Tommy. 

In other news, Sapnap may have just angered the Crimson and that doesn’t seem like a good thing. Also, Phil and Techno continue to develop the retirement home!

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- Techno does some sneaking around. He and Phil get some baby turtles together and work on his retirement home base, starting a bee farm.

- Tubbo works on the hole in the ocean some more. He dies and loses the compass...

- Techno says his chat are the voices in his head telling him to be violent. 

- Phil says he was told the party was invite only, and he didn’t receive an invite, so he didn’t go. Tubbo didn’t get one either. It seems like no one did.

- Nobody shows up.

- Dream shows up. Tommy drops his armor without prompting, but Dream lets him keep it. 

- Tommy asks Dream for his pickaxe. Dream gives it to him and Tommy heads into the Nether. He breaks the path. Dream tells Tommy about Tubbo losing the compass.

- Angry, Tommy goes to the edge and almost throws the compass into the lava ocean. Dream convinces him not to. Tommy goes to the Nether Hub, and Dream says he can see the Christmas tree for a few seconds if he wants, but Tommy refuses.

- They return to Logsted and Dream hands Tommy his riptide trident to try out, so that Tommy can fly through the water. 

- Some red wool shows up on Tommy’s hot girlfriend so he gets rid of her and they build a new one.

- Tommy and Dream invent a smartphone. Dream also now has a guest tent that he can stay in. He says he might stay at Logsted and live there instead.

- They talk about kpop for a bit. Dream is still canonically a stripper.

- It starts thundering and Tommy gets a zombie head. Dream lets Tommy keep his throwing trident as a party gift.

- Before Dream leaves, Tommy asks him what he’s supposed to do now. Dream suggests Tommy start building Logsted into an empire, so that his friends will respect him for his power again.

- Sapnap continues work on El Rapids. He gets into a flower dispute with HBomb and then they play Fortnite together.

- Sam continues work on the Vault and confronts Bad about the Crimson: the Blood Vines have reached the red concrete of the Targay and have started to turn it white, sucking the color out of it. They head to the Crimson Egg - Sam points out that the face has turned completely white, and Bad says he thinks it’s an improvement because it looks more like Quackity. 

- Sapnap joins. He comes to the Crimson and suggests they “pull a Wilbur” and *in British accent* “blow this motherfucker to high hell.” 

- Sapnap cracks the egg a bit with TNT and Bad tells Sam to sacrifice himself to the Crimson. Sam and Sapnap get Holy Water and try to cleanse it. Bad shows them that Sapnap angered it - the ground around the egg has turned to magma blocks. Bad plants a seed at El Rapids.

- Sam returns to the Badlands. Skeppy asks him for help with mining away the Blood Vines in the mansion.

- Sam continues working as Bad and Puffy examine around.

- Later, Bad builds Tommy a statue of Tubbo at Logstedshire. 

“He is gonna love it! Or hate it -- one of the two” - Bad

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Upcoming Events:

- Karl will tour Pokimane around sometime

Potentially scrapped/unsure:

- Elytra Challenge

- Bad and Skeppy’s plan to burn the disc

[astranne]

Crossover Harry Potter/Heroes of Olymp

Next idea. But in the beginning, I have to say, I didn’t read the Harry Potter books at all and never really saw a whole movie. Shame on me. And I never really have the time, I mean yes, I could watch it now and so, but I want to do a marathon, it isn’t really the smartest idea, but who cares? So all the stuff I know about Harry Potter is because of Fanfic and Google. I love Draco Malfoy Fics, just because. And this one is too gonna be about Draco. I think Draco became a death eater in fifth year, if I calculated it correctly. But eh, it’s midnight, and I should be sleeping because I’m tired as fuck. Do I care? Nah, not really. Okay so, prepare for long idea and pure mindblow. And another information, Percy Jackson is female (I love these fics) and is called Rhea Atalante Jackson. 

So, let’s get started. First, Lucius Malfoy blood adopted Draco. Now you ask, who is his real father? Motherfucking Jupiter. Narcissa knows and raises Draco with stories about the myths. So basically, the reason why Lucius is such an asshole to Draco is because he’s not his trueborn son. To please his father and fool all the other purebloods families, Draco acts like a brat. He still isn’t the biggest fan of muggleborns, but doesn’t hate them. He would really like to be friends with Harry and Hermione, because they are smart and loyal and all the stuff. Ron not so, but yeah, he has to act like they way he acts.

Anyway. When Draco became ten, his mother brought him to Lupa, he passed the test and went to New Rome. There he learned to fight, met his half brother, Jason, and did all the roman stuff they do there. So basically he’s in the summer holidays with his roman family. When he’s twelve, his real father gifts him with a ring. If he pulls it of his finger, it becomes a sword. If he turns the ring right (still on his finger) it becomes a spear, and if he turns left, the ring becomes a bow. 

Because Draco went to Hogwarts, he ‘missed’ the Second Titan war. His mother doesn’t want that Dumbledore discovers that there are half bloods. But he still sneaked out and helped the romans as good as he could. And yeah, everything happens a year earlier, so in the Second Titan War, Rhea is fifteen. 

Anyway, Voldemort rises and he asks for help. And he knows exactly who. 

When the gods are bored, they go to the mortal world and they are often bored. So there is no surprise, when the gods made themself a name in the wizarding world. A random first name and as the family name Olýmpios. Which means olympian. How creative (*cough* I just don’t have better ideas *cough*) Anyway. The stories say, that magic started in greece, with the godess Hecate. And these  Olýmpios are descendants of gods. As an example, Poseidon just says he’s a descendant of Poseidon and he’s really good with potions and all water spells. You get it? So, everybody knows, that the greek and roman wizards are the most powerful ones and also have the biggest population. Because they don’t care about this pureblood shit, as they say, for them it’s just important, that the family grows and that they have a heir. Ouf- now let’s go to Voldemorts plan. 

So, Voldemort asks for help, and the olympians (well, Zeus, Hades and Poseidon) tell him to fuck of. They had a war, tell him this, and they don’t want to go in a other one. When Voldemort then asks just for like three wizards, like the children of the big three, Poseidon nearly explodes. Because no, his daughter deserves a break! Voldemort almost pisses himself. Well, not almost. He did piss himself. Hades surprisingly is the diplomatic one and says him, he can come a year later. But then Zeus finds out, that Voldemort wants to make Draco a death eater and warns him. If he marks children, they will be at war. Voldemort doesn’t really take him seriously and just nods. Because he’s dumb and thinks he’s the greatest.

So anyway, the whole shit for the Secon Giant war starts, the two camps prepare. Draco finally meets Rhea and the everyone starts betting, when the world ends (destroyed) or they two come together. Draco helps as good as he can in the war, but still has to be careful with Dumbledore and Harry, especially, when Dumbledore molded Harry in the perfect little hero. (Personally, I think Dumbledore is a manipulative litte shit) 

Anyway (so many anyways)

The war ends after the fifth year in Hogwarts. Voldemort wants to make Draco a death eater but he informs his father. Mysteriously it storms in England for nearly a week. So, the big three come to the Malfoy Manor (I think Voldemort stays there?) and burst in the middle of a meeting. (Snape is no part of this) Rhea, Jason and Nico are also there, dressed as former preator, ‘priest’ and ambassador of New Rome. The three gods stare Voldemort down, the death eaters just look at the six with wide eyes, until Nico casually says, that Voldemorts soul looks really sick.

“Father, his soul... it’s broken... he should be dead, but... there are missing peaces...” Most of the death eaters understand what he means and don’t really care.

“Say, Voldy... how did you manage that, when you’re not even a part of a purebood family. As I know, there is no way, muggles can split souls in six? Seven parts?” 

Slowly everybody turns to Voldemort, who begins to sweat. Now he fucked up. He sees, how the Olýmpios are glaring at him, but the girl just grins. So he does the most stupid thing and attacks her, uses the Imperius Cruse, well he tries. He orders her, to kill her family and she slowly takes out her pen, it becomes her sword and looks with a blank face at her father. Voldemort grins smugly, but then sees, that her father doesn’t try to defend himself. Before he knows, Rhea attacks him. His followers watch helplessly, how he’s dying. 

“Never, never try to control someone with the blood of gods, you stupid, ugly, noseless bitch.”

Voldemort is wheezing, but Hades doesn’t let him die. The Olýmpios are summonding all the Horcruxes and destroy them before his eyes. But the final blow was, when Voldemort tried to make one of the Olýmpios against his will to a death eater. Within minutes, Voldemort lost all the support he once had. When all his crimes were exposed, Rhea rammed Riptide in his neck. 

Naturally now everyone wants to know, who the other Olýmpios is, so Draco stands besides his brother and father. Zeus explains everything in short words, glaring at everyone, especially at Lucius.

But now the former death eaters have a problem... what to do now? Rhea suggests that they just pretend to be death eaters, until they come up with a new plan. They imidiatly agree, because she was the one who killed Voldemort, resisted an Imperius Cruse and is an Olýmpios. Basically the next Dark Lady.

ugh- I already wrote so much, but I’m not even in the middle, I think...

The three brothers brainstorming (sure a funny thing) and then explain their plans to their children. The magic world is pretty fucked up, this whole pureblood shit is just one thing. But the biggest problem, the idea that the light wizards are good and the dark ones are the bad. Which is not true. Every wizard and every witch is born with a core and this core has a color, between black and white. When you have a dark core, dark spells and rituals are more powerful then the light ones. The same thing with the light cores. And a grey one is just in the middle. Magic is not bad, magic just exists. Use it for good or for bad. Use it for selfish reasons or help others. So, the three gods want the wizarding world to realise that. 

Jason has a job to do, Hades wants Nico near to him, which leaves Rhea. She doesn’t want another quest, but when Darco said, he would help her, she just shrugged. So, why not?

Rhea will now attend to Hogwarts, the sixth year. Together with Darco she expands her power and the power of her family and operate in the shadows. (spooky and mysterious) Before Zeus goes back to Olymp, he gifts Draco with a dragon, saying every wizard should have a familiar. (It’s basically Toothlees frome how to tame a dragon, but like twice the size)

So, Rhea begins plotting and in this fic I think, that Rhea is still the cheery demigod but after Tartarus, there is something underneath that. Naturally she tries to hide it, but now, in the middle of politics and all that stuff, she can be ruthless and destroy everybody, who stands in her way. And if something goes wrong, Draco was still near and he can hold up with her. (because he’s a demigod and has magic, so he’s nearly or as powerful as Rhea) 

She let’s all the former death eaters swear on styx, that they will never reveal something about the Olýmpios, not without their permission. And then she let’s the biggest bomb drop. She’s the daughter of Poseidon and Draco the son of Jupiter. The wizards and witches are losing their shit, because they have been in the same room with three fucking gods and then the most powerful ones! So, Rhea tells about her world, who she fought, who she pissed of and so on. Draco is grinning like a cheshire cat, when he realizes, that the respect her more, than anybody else. And she didn’t even really realize it, until he told her. 

So... Rhea and Draco are pulling strings, making their group bigger and even get some trustworthy ‘light’ wizards and witches in. Slowly but steady they began to expand, word travels fast, after all. And then the 1st September came. Hecate blessed her, giftet her with a wand, but told her she wouldn’t really need it. Poseidon gifted Rhea with a hawk, because owls still hate her (yk, Athena) and brought her to the King’s Cross Station. For the first time Rhea saw her father in a suit, which was totally weird for her. But her father wanted to play with mortals, showing their powers of and such. (a little bit Drama Queen style, but who cares?) So, there is a tall, muscular man, good looking and totally rich and has a gorgeous daughter at his side. She’s wearing a blue woman suit (she began to love them, she looks really badass in them) on her shoulder a hawk and smiling at Draco Malfoy. Nearly everyone observed the Malfoys interact with the two strangers. When then also Blaise Zabini with his mother came and greeted the two, even more tried to listen their conversation. Well, tried. Rhea said good bye to her father with a hug, nodded to the other three adults, while they muttered ‘my lady’. She forced herself to smile, oh how she hated, when someone called her my Lady. 

So the three of them stalking of to the train like royality, which they are... well, Blaise was a grandson of Aphrodite, but yeah. So, the three talking in ancient greek, because they are sure some of the students understand more then just latin spell words. Naturally we need some drama, so one Pansy Parkinson please. She asking, who the bloody Merlin this girl is. 

“Oh, my apologies. My name is Rhea Atalante Jackson, pleasure to meet you.” Pansy naturally sneered. 

“You gather yourself with a mudblood?” Darco is smirking, while Blaise just chuckles. 

“Bold of you to asume, that Rhea is a muggleborn, Parkinson.” 

“The Jacksons are a small but wealthy pureblood family in America”, which was true, but her mother had been adopted, nobody needed to know that.

“And it is the name of my mother. I am sure you saw my father, no? Well, he is one of the heads of a big greek and roman family.” Pansy paled, she knew exactly, what Rhea hinted. 

“But it is good to know, what people truly think, when they see a normal person, no?” Rhea grinned her famous wolf grin, the other girl just fleed. 

Word spread like fire and when they arrived, everybody seemed to know, that an Olýmpios was now going to Hogwarts. Well, almost everybody. The golden trio didn’t know. And here comes the next drama. The three are whispering about the new girl, after Ron pointed at her. 

“I’m sure, she’s just another pureblood who hates muggleborns”, said Hermione stifly. Rhea smirked and walked next to the three.

“My mother never knew, she had magic, because her parents died, when she was very young and she was adopted, so I lived like a muggle. I had an abusive step-father and was seen as a freak. I meet my father in age of twelve and was nearly killed by my uncles. In age of fiften I fulfilled a prophecy, this summer again. I lived through two wars, lost many friends and loved ones. I am not just another pureblood... I am from the pureblood family. My father is a descendant of Poseidon and so am I. I am an Olýmpios, a descendant of the big three. I have more power than any of you. And we Olýmpios don’t hate muggleborns, we are open minded, not like you, Miss Granger. Prejudices do not help you in the world, I am sure, such a smart witch like you should know that. A good day.” Rhea grinned at Draco, while she walked to him. She hated to talk so formaly, but hey! She also loved to be sassy and piss people off. 

The next thing full of drama was her sorting. She would’ve really appreciated, when they did this in private, not when the whole school watched. Because... she also pissed of the sorting hat. Somehow. She told him, not to dig too deep into her memories and not to judge her, but did he listen? No, he saw Tartarus and yelled (the whole school heard it) “What in Merlins name did you down there? Girl, are you mad?” 

“Hey! I told you not to-”

“And this! You fought against-” Rhea wanted to kill the hat, while he babbled more. 

“Oh, girl! Either you are really really dumb or just too loyal for your own good. It runs probably in the family.” Rhea decided to ignore the comment at the end.

“Well, somebody once told me, I would destroy the world for a friend.” The hat frowned, while the whole school watched. 

“Or you would kill yourself, dear Merlin-”

“You nearly killed a bloody go-” 

“Don’t! Just tell me, where the Hades I should go!” 

“Hmmm... interesting, rather- oh!” Rhea pinched the bridge of her nose by the dramatics of the sorting hat.

“Soo... you are the most loyal witch I ever saw! You are also very brave and smart! But Ravenclaw isn’t the right thing, you are more into battle strategies... hmmm... now... the Gryffindors wouldn’t really survive you and the Hufflepuffs are too proper for you... SLYTHERIN!”

“Thank the gods, fuckin’ talkin’ hat, I swear to Hades, this is just my dam life”, she muttered, while she walked to the Slytherin table. Her housemates cheered loudly, they had an Olýmpios in their house after all.

Hogwarts was Rhea’s favourite school. Nobody tried to piss her off, the headmaster was shit but didn’t talk to her, most teachers were alright or even good. Magic was a funny thing and oh- how she loved, that many teachers were pissed but also impressed that she wrote in ancient greek. But she decided to play nice and wrote in Latin, which impressed her teacher even more. Her and Draco often snuck out in the middle of the night to train and to spend time with Blackjack and Dracos dragon, Nightwing. They killed some monsters, spoke with some centaurs in the forbidden forest and planned new steps. 

So. And while all this shit happens there is some sexual tension between Draco and Rhea. Both don’t realise it, until Blaise literally shouts in their face, that they should finally kiss. They do. After some cute awkwardness.

Oh boy- so much... anyway

The two finish 6th school year as a couple, after some drama with other girls. In summer Rhea and Draco hold some meetings and explain, what exactly is their goal. Like, plan the fall of Dumbledore (who still didn’t realize Voldy is dead) and his followers, beat some sense into Harry and spread the Olýmpios’ way of magic through the wizarding world. 

And then comes the final year. Probably much drama and some helpless golden trio, which has no idea, what the fuck is going on. Rhea doesn’t care, she watches how the chaos unfolds. In the meanwhile, some of her followers work together with Rita Seeker, to expose Dumbledores crimes. It takes some time, to find all witnesses and proofs, but in the middle of the school year, there is a big article from Seeker. It hurts Dumbledores reputation pretty much, the world finds out, that their hero was placed with abusive muggles and so on. 

Dumbledore tries to reduce the damage, but then comes again an article. And again and again. Dumbledore watches helpless, how he looses all his power and followers. Well almost. Hermione can’t belive it, Ron just doesn’t care but Harry has his doubts. He dugs a little deeper and finds out, that the parents never have been notified, when something happend in the school. Harry distances himself from his friends and Dumbledore, who now panics. The hero of the magic world won’t follow him anymore! Rhea takes a swing and talks with him, about nearly everything. He asks about her prophecies and how war really is, how it is to kill someone and all this deep stuff. And he decides, that this Rhea Olýmpios really isn’t like other purebloods. She’s kind, nice, friendly and a talented witch. Slowly, he spends more time with her, which leads automatically to be with other Slytherins, like Draco or Blaise. But Harry doesn’t care anymore. And he sets something in motion, now every house tries to connect more with the others. Well, they try, but Gryffindors are mostly jerks. Harry also admits, before some people, that he would be in Slytherin but asked the hat to sort him with his friends. Word travels fast and now everybody thinks, that Slytherins aren’t that bad. I mean, the hero of the britain wizarding world and an Olýmpios are in this house, so it can’t be that bad. 

Dumbledore finally has a talk with Rhea, where she tells him, that Voldemort is dead. He doesn’t belive it, but she just shruggs and tells him, she was the one who killed him. After all, he tried to control her and wanted her to kill her family. Dumbledore is absolutly taken back and has no idea, what to do now. All his hard work, for nothing! While he panics, Rhea just smirks and watches again the chaos to unfold.

Rhea goes again to Rita Seeker and makes an interview. She tells the world, that she killed Voldemort, because he threatend her family and wanted to go at war with them, just because they didn’t support him. She also tells, that she had been already in two wars and doesn’t wants another one. The witches and wizards are losing their shit, everyone tought it would be Harry who would kill him. But then an Olýmpios and just ends this? She also tells about the Olýmpios way to use magic. Many agree with that, Dumbledore and his closest followers just panic, while many literally begin to worship Rhea. It gains her even more respect, when she tells them all to fuck off, she killed Voldy, it’s okay now, please move on. 

So, we’re nearly in the end. 

When almost the whole magic world follows the way of the Olýmpios, Rhea reveals the final truth. Gods still exist and one of them is her father. They like it, when people burn food for them and so on. Zeus is satisfied, that now more mortals belive in the gods. 

Rhea and Draco become the abassadors of the godly world and represent their fathers. They turn the whole wizarding world upside down, improve the politics and all this stuff. And they marry some years later. 

Ugh, I’m finally finished. I wrote so much- 

Anyway, if there are some mistakes, I wrote this in the middle of the night, I��m swiss and can’t really speak english ._.

If someone wants to make a story, tag me, so I can read it!

Masterlist

[transfluids-moved]

Best himbot, Riptide?

OH THANK GOD

- bro. he and ambulon. they would get along.

- he eats constantly. like all the time. you open up a tab at swerve’s and he’ll deplete the energon reserves for the entire ship before he’s finished

- tailgate and riptide play ‘how long can we piggybacking around the ship before somebody stops us’. tailgate just likes to be tall, and riptide likes giving the minibots piggyback rides, so it works out

- first aid actually does think riptide is an idiot but he’s fond of that, especially since riptide will listen to him talk about the wreckers for hours and then completely forget about the conversation and then listen again the next day

- riptide is the clumsiest motherfucker on board. he can barely stay upright. no coordination. someone help him.

[hulklovebot]

quirky girls in my school always bring their fucking ukes to school and they play those motherfuckers in the hall like omg shut up no one wants to hear riptide it’s 7 am

[ifdragonscouldtalk]

Pleeeeeease tell me something happens to Obadiah in the anthro/mers au. Please.

queen-purple-jay said: I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE BEATING ¡ 

astrobravo said: Please please please tell me all 8 of them beat seven shades of shit out of Obie please please please gimmee that beach side beatdown

mariesbookblog said: AND DO THEY BEAT UP STANE (in mers and anthros)

They’re in the trees when Rhodey’s ears perk up and Natasha’s slitted eyes narrow, licking her lips. Bruce puffs up slightly when he sees their reactions but clenches his fists. Pepper’s tail lashes back and forth in a frenzy, her ears flat to her head and her fangs bared. 

“Human,” Natasha hisses angrily. They can’t see Obadiah, but they can hear Tony, his small sobbing and kitten-weak fighting. 

“Shut the fuck up,” Obadiah is snarling, and he sounds more animalistic than any of them. “Your parents are dead,” he says over Tony’s wet coughing, his wheezing yowls, “don’t you fucking worry.” Tony screams at that, anguish tearing out of his throat. 

Likewise, Steve and Bucky can hear them before they see them. Tony is still fighting, struggling weakly, they can hear that much. “Why fight it? It’s not like you’ve got somewhere to return to.” Obadiah’s grin shows up, and Bucky sees red -- only the fact that his tentacles are wrapped around Clint and Phil keeps him from losing it, keeping him grounded. Tony is fighting harder, trying to claw through his bindings, fight through the pain, blink away the glaze that was still over his eyes. “Drugged,” Steve mutters, and Bucky feels himself tremble. Obadiah doesn’t seem to realize they can hear him -- stupid human ears. 

Tony is soaked to the bone, his eyes blood-shot and half lidded and his breathing wet and harsh, his hair and his ears plastered to his head and his tail between his legs. Fresh blood still drips from his ear, and they catalog it away. 

“He tagged him,” Bucky mutters. 

“Probably planning to sell him,” Steve whispers back, and they can feel Clint tense angrily next to them before relaxing back into his pretend unconscious state again. “Never said he would give ‘im back, Buck.” 

“Motherfucker.” 

Their faces are like riptides when Obadiah stops a way from the shoreline, sneering at them. His flat teeth seem more dangerous than any fangs they’ve seen, more deceptive. His hands are unclawed, but they’d done that to Tony. “We brought your shit,” Bucky spits out, shaking Clint and Phil harshly. Phil continues to pretend to be unconscious, the “head wound” on his scalp playing into the ‘captured against their will’ ploy, but Clint doesn’t have the self control Phil has, and opens his eyes with a jerk, immediately trying to escape Bucky’s hold. Bucky curses as Clint actually fights him, snarling and pissed that he can’t help his friend. Obadiah hums. 

“Good. But two aren’t going to cut it, you know?” Tony is sobbing desperately, only held up by Obadiah’s hand on the collar around his neck, beastializing him. 

“No,” he’s calling. “No, no, Steve, Bucky, how could you do this? How could you do this? No no, don’t do this!” He gets a backhand across the face for his troubles, crumpling to the stone beach with a bleeding lip, curling up and crying weakly. 

“It’s alright, Tony,” Steve said softly, smiling at him slightly with more confidence than he felt when Tony’s feverish eyes flicked over to him. “You just stay right there, dear, we’re gonna handle everything. Don’t you worry.” 

“Come get them, asshole,” Bucky forces out, shaking Clint it warning. Clint stops fighting, but still looks murderous. It takes a moment for Bucky to remember the glare is really directed at Obadiah, even if the clownfish is looking at him. Obadiah glances at his watch, and the surface of the water ripples with soft waves. Tony is starting to work himself into a fit again. 

“No!” he wails, kicking at Obie’s calves. Obadiah simply side-steps him, rolling his eyes. Natasha feels the rumble of the ground first, her eyes widening. 

“He’s not alone,” she whispers, and Bruce deflates, his eyes wide in fear enough to push the rage to the back. 

“We- We can’t do this! We should’ve called the adults!” 

“It’s too late now!” Pepper hisses. “We have to get him!” Obadiah tilts his head, smiling at Bucky and Steve. Just smiling. Bucky’s tentacles swish around uncomfortably, and Steve suppresses a shiver. 

“You didn’t think I was alone?” 

Tony is yowling, writhing and trying to tear at his bindings, until he hears the tell-tale cocking of a gun, and freezes, looking straight down the barrel of one of his father’s own Colts, his head still swimming and his body still wracked with the aftershocks of drowning. “You all really thought you would get out of this. You foolish little animals. Foolish, foolish little kitten.” 

There’s a blur and a gunshot, screaming and snarling and the tumbling of stone against water, the splashing of water. Clint had flung himself up the shore and had grabbed Obadiah’s hair after Rhodey bowled him over, slamming his head into the pebbles of the shore over and over, the muscles in his arms cording, as the man tried to fight off the angry Rottweiler. Steve is trying to hoist himself up as well, while Bucky slingshots sharp rocks into Obadiah’s face whenever he has a clear shot. Bruce’s spines are puffed up, his shirt torn to shreds and his phone in his hand, his eyes glimmering with anger as he waits for the car holding Obadiah’s companions. Natasha is kneeling by Tony’s side, untying him, checking him over. 

It’s Pepper who finishes the fight, as Obadiah shoves Rhodey off with a well placed kick to the stomach and drags Clint further up the shore, his teeth bared. Her claws are red, dripping blood, as Obadiah clutches at the side of his throat and stares at her, his face rapidly going pale, before he collapses onto the beach. 

“You’re a housecat,” Rhodey gasps, gaping. Pepper’s face is made of stone, her eyes hard. 

“And he’s a monster.” 

Bucky and Steve are full of adrenaline, helping Phil pull Clint back into the water, and they look up to check on Tony, and meet his dull eyes. “We need help!” Natasha is screaming, blood spurting between her fingers, her eyes panicked in a way they normally weren’t. The engine of the truck was audible now, and Bruce was muttering to himself. 

“It’s got to be at least an eighteen wheeler, how many people can it hold, how many people is he sided with, who was in on this-” 

“Bruce!” Rhodey says, and the porcupine’s eyes snap to him, wide with terror and anger. 

“The police are on their way, but I don’t think they’ll get here. Rhodes, we’re in too deep! We thought this was just Obie, but-” 

“He’s been shot!” Natasha hisses, her tongue flicking out to wet her lips. “Tony’s been shot! Fuck the others, we have to get him out of here!” Steve and Bucky are captivated by Tony’s slowly closing eyes, by the shift with the rise and fall of his chest. The spell is broken when his eyes slip closed and Pepper begins to yowl. 

[xanthicantag]

do all the ocean asks 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

FINALLY, i’ve been waiting hours for this!!!!!!!

pearl: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?

i’d kinda just wanna travel and see people who i know around the world tbh cause i think that’d be neat

sails: describe your perfect partner.

Option 1. Haku from nartuo, 2. Rock Lee but he’s not bald, 3. just kinda someone who’s nice to me and doesn’t wanna pry into my past 4. Naruto

lighthouse: how much makeup do you wear?

none? i bite at my hands too much for nail polish and boy howdy do i sweat

shells: would you prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf?

hnnnnnnnnnnnn, werewolf big, vampire sexy, probably werewolf tbh but like, a dnd werewolf so i cann just flex on someone as a huge wolf

mermaid: most embarrassing moment?

oh god like every 5 minutes of my life. or when on a phone interview where i was asked if i was a U.S citizen i said” Well I’m born and raised in the USA, i guess” or when i fucked up a math problem that was basic addition in calc 3, really a lot of moments

turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had?

i was at work, and a child leap on the counter and turned his face into a black hole, stealing all the spoons and then left, so i had no spoons and people were yelling at me about the spoons and like, shit that boy just, he just became a space anomaly

waves: favourite season and why?

fallllllllll because i can’t stand the heat or the cold

breakers: would you ever consider getting married?

ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? maybe maybe not

seafoam: describe your ideal summer vacation.

it’s the sokka arc from the third book, but i’m sokka and it’s sick as hell

rain: if it were possible, what exotic animal would you keep as a pet?

i wouldn’t keep the shark as a pet, but him and me are bffs and i swim with him everyday

sunlight: least favourite song?

oooooooooooooo boy oooo man this is tough, uhhhh, hm, that taylor swift song, you know the one

marine: would you ever consider plastic surgery?

only if i could get some kinda sick as hell thing from it, like eyes that work, or a sword that is my spine

sea glass: what do you consider to be your best physical feature?

my hair? or my butt, or my eyes?

storm: do you like piercings and tattoos? Why or why not?

i don’t have any?, i don’t hate em

boardwalk: who is your favourite fictional couple?

so, as a hardcore NaruHina shipper first off, I was right, secondly, canon naruhina is not what i’m about since there was no build up for it, so really i’m here for narusasu or narugaara for canon

coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, mac and cheese, it’s reliable and sometimes funny, but at the end of the day i’m noodles and cheese

nymph: old-fashioned or modern decor?

so i am in fact a slut for like cool ass gothic buildings, but also i like smaller decor to have more space

seawater: scariest movie you’ve ever watched?

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fuck man i hate scary movies and refuse to watch them, but probably the uh, purple people eater movie?

siren: in a fantasy setting, would you be a warrior, rogue or mage?

WARRIOR (i love me a big ol sword), or like a mage if warrior just isn’t viable

tempest: your favourite Pokemon?

Aggron motherfucker, spent, 6 days shiny breeding an aron sophomore year

tropic: what is your least favourite thing about your appearance?

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe everything, yeah everything

aquamarine: describe your dream date.

i confess to loving naruto, they also confess they love naruto, we naruto run somewhere and eat some yummy food, maybe see a movie or do something else that’s like fun but also casual

brine: gold or silver?

hmrmmmmmrmrm, gold shiny, silver shiny, me brain say both food

tidal: what is a colour that best describes your personality?

so like, i’m gonna reaaaaaaach here, and go way back to when i had a pesterchum and had a sweet ass purple color for the handle

azure: what is something that you do that makes you happy?

i don’t really get to fence anymore but god i love sword fighting

fog: describe where you think you’ll be in five years.

8 of my friends have recieved a summons from me to a location on a cliff over looking the ocean. they all arrive because it says i’ve mysteriously died and only they can solve it.  I trap them all there and force them to play curse of strahd until they win, the whole time i am dressed as strahd

coastline: what is your favourite flower?

roses!

shallows: what is your typical Starbucks order?

i don’t really go to starbucks so just whatever strikes my fancy the second i see it

voyage: what are your favourite names?

so recently i read a dnd book and the one race has a cool ass naming convention set that is illogical as hell and also logical as fuck so all the names like that, example Arkahtahn (my wizard boy)

shipwreck: do you have an OC? If so, describe them.

Tiffany is the ultimate dnd character i’ve ever played, and my ultimate oc. she big, she shoot lightning, accidental is a scion of a kinda evil god, big ol hammer, gay

cerulean: do you believe in true love? 

i mean, i guess? depends on what you think of as true love?

shoreline: if you could become fluent in another language, which would you pick and why?

arabic so i can be gay with my partner in their langauge

tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours.

I am in a giant shark outfit, i’m talking shark shoes, shark socks, shark pants, shark underwear, shark shirt, shark gloves(it’s a gloves look you know) a sick ass shark jacket, and to top it all off, a naruto headband, to let the people know who i am 

riptide: are you introverted or extroverted? Are you happy with this?

fuck man idk, i like reading a book alone and doing a rail of cocaine with my 80 closest friends so who knows?

hurricane: describe a strange habit of yours.

hmmm, i collect these stickers, which are labels for feta cheese, and i use them to torment my friend Alison by hiding them on her person or in her living places.

[thesaltminers]

Time for an Update

After the last post, we are back to our usual programming. It’s short and sweet today. 

Summary: More apologies. Berkley Romance dumps Sonny. We go from calls to boycott to calls to retract your work from Riptide or else. Xen X Cole appears to be an excellent human being. 

Berkley Romance severs (x) their connection with Sonny. So far, there is no mention of what they plan to do with the books they have already published.

Then Eddie Witt posts this. For those of you keeping score, I think this is the "social experiment" square on the bingo card. Megan Erickson makes another apology (x). It appears she has learned from her past mistake, somewhat. (Bad apology bingo for anyone interested in playing along.)

A separate GR thread has been established for the Sarah Lyons and Riptide aspects of this mess. Rachel Haimowitz (the publisher at Riptide) makes a non-apology (x) (we're not even sure the word apology applies here), and Xen calls her out. Riptide then goes dark.

Santino Hassell makes yet another apology (x) (and deletes their first one). Missing is any mention of the bullying, false cancer claims, catfishing, etc. They apologise for "messing up" and being an asshole and that all the lies were the result of….actually it's very hard to know.

Those "bad" and "good" author lists people were making? We now have demands that authors either leave (x) Riptide or be labelled (x) as part of the problem. Some people point (x) out the issues (x) with that tactic (x).

If nothing else, we hope people reading this will leave the understanding that Xen X Cole is an articulate motherfucker and basically wins the internet.