#and theyre both at 2pm???

[sl0wdiver]

I'd like to speak to whoever scheduled Liverpool v West Ham and Arsenal v Spurs on the same day to inform them that I will be filing a lawsuit in due course on the grounds of permanent, long-lasting damage to physical and mental health.

[bunnyb34r]

Amazing how much adderall does for me. Like I dont take it on my days off and I can clearly tell, not just focus wise, but emotionally. Every day off I feel stressed and anxious as time goes on and it feels like I'm getting sucked back into a depression spiral. Then the next day I take my meds and I feel good again sgdgdgdg

[good-enemy]

Hmm pvris is touring again but the nearest they're coming is Manchester and idk if I can be arsed going to Manchester again

[grubloved]

also theres this sourdough bakery in town that doesn't have a storefront they just sell thru a couple fancy restaurants and local markets and their bread is really really good. and theyre hiring for like the second time ever and the starting training pay is $3 more an hour than i currently make and i do really like the deli but im kind of working adjacent to the actual cheesemongering work i wanted to do there and i sent an email to the bakery guy explaining that i have 16 years of bread making and 4 of sourdough under my belt and asking about details about the job and he wants to set up a stage shift and everything so maybe i can do part time at both places until i decide what i want to do.... 430am is very very early but ive worked early before and it was honestly kind of nice and i would get off at 2pm and they offer full time at only 4 days a week which is crazy. i just got settled at the deli and am getting into the rhythm of things and i really like my coworkers and seeing gay people at work all the time so im uncertain about switching jobs and upending that but this is a big deal so i think i can figure out a part time two job situation until i see how well it works assuming it get the job at all. the other thing is figuring out health insurance which i was maybe going to qualify for at the deli in a week or so but it would take a few months to get it through the bakery. and i need to call the state medicare office again. but ive wanted to make bread for a living since i was 8 and that would be so exciting. and it would be such a good opportunity to get better at something i love so much. so i am going to do that stage shift and interview at the very least

[lovelessmotel]

laughing my ass off still cause like. youre at a mid day sorority party. someones fucking dog eats drugs off the floor and they call 911. 3 dudes show up and theyre unsure how to help, so they phone a friend. this friend is shit faced at 2pm, but they trust her anyway that shes correct in how much drugs to give the dog. she is in fact correct, and the dog lives. the firefighters than seize your dog from you.

also the dog is named both after a president, and a vacumn cleaner

[lee-minhoe]

mel's kpop recap of 2023!

tagged by @ambivartence @facethesuns @baekhyunnybyun love you all <33

groups you started stanning?: nflying (wow i cant believe that was in 2023), trendz, riize, kinda purple kiss? (still dont know their names but their concert was good and they were so cute LOL), 2pm (because of junho and then i watched a bunch of their content from the 2021 cb and theyre so funny together), treasure (putting them here bc i discovered i really like their music but again dont know anything about them but i want to...one day lol)

i also fell in love with a bunch of k-actors like jung kyung ho, junho as mentioned above, song kang (see below)

new ult biases?: SONG KANG.....🫣🥴😵‍💫🫠🕳️🚶‍♀️🌳 (adding to my previous trifecta of lee know, mark and jaemin hehe)

idol(s) who got the most of your simping?: lee know and then song kang hit me like a bulldozer out of nowhere in the last month of the year

most streamed group(s): stray kids, nflying, the rose, woodz (according to spotify); also YB, ftisland, nell for rock groups

most streamed soloist(s)?: lee seung yoon, ha hyun sang, gemini, i'll, bigone

top k-pop song(s) of this year (opinion or streaming, you choose): broken melodies by nct dream, again? again! by xdh, feel me by golcha, run by treasure, leave by skz, all the skz records that came out in 2023

top debut this year: riize 🥺 and i also really liked pow's!! oh and bnd are so cute though i still only know like 2 of their names but their songs and mvs were so cute 🫶

choreographies you learned: none hahahaha

albums/merchandise you bought: bought a lot of skz albums thanks to em and our enabling each other 🫵 also the nct dream candy album gifted to me by siyuan hehehehe

new kpop mutuals you made?: honestly i do not remember but i feel like i made a bunch of new moots this year 🫶🫶 love all of you both old and new

tagging (if you want to do this!): @agibbangs @chanrizard @dkbtho @jinniebit @llunapastell @seungmoes @shorelinnes @snug-gyu @woodziecup

[skincareroutine]

ik this is a race joke but. theyre not monochromatic right? like theyre both 2 colors.

ans to number 3 is i saw a yaoi edit of the zebra and lion yesterday n it resonated w me

[thesugarhole]

this is the second time I've come to the uh. idk how to translate it health center i guess. regarding my ankle because while it seems to have healed i have a golf ball sized lump in the area thats still very painful if i try to move my foot a certain ways and would like an opinion. the doctors have been on extended strike and both times the place has had no one to see patients ... you know what sucks about this? its affecting the public healthcare center the most, since its their policies being protested. i wish private doctors would do the same so maybe all the recent americanage and the likes that have emigrated here for healtcare with no taxes could get refucked and either leave or you know. pay taxes

its been a month. should have gone to the hospital then, man im so stupid. i have a docs appointment in a month and was waiting for then but im worried, and the strikes conditions (dont feel like going into it rn but theyre refusing to work extra hours beyond the minimum obligatory) may mean shes not there by time it arrives. she usually responds to emails so i might send her one explaining what happened and see if she like orders an xray or whatever

in the meantime the guard there told me a shift change happens at 2pm so im kinda hanging out burning time and see if ill have a doc by then or not

edit: no doctor 👍

[yuukei-yikes]

hrtk sleeping together. ough. i imagine that haruka mostly sleeps on top of takane and takane doesn't mind bc haruka is like the world's most comfortable weighted blanket

ur so right......and it works perfectly because takane... bitch kicks in her sleep. so that way it's a win win. also theyre both freelancers and work mostly at night bc theyre crazy so theyre asleep til like 2pm every day and haruka always wakes up before takane but since she feels him get up she also ends up waking up at the same time hehe. haruka on top of takane and their cat sleeps on top haruka. sorry for being annoying abt the cat again its just that they have a cat. like they have a cat. its not my fault. also their bed is full of 1 million plushies that haruka buys for himself and for takane but that are actually for himself and also theyre both totally gross sleepers and snore A LOT. yuukei quartet sleepover shintaro and ayano wide awake hearing them like 😐😐😐 oh my god. their snores are each other's white noise to fall asleep to♥️ theyre gross. thank you for your time

[the-whispers-of-death]

many thoughts... all of them about the mafia au...

so like if in the god!mafia au reader is goat coded (or cat coded when i draw my sona) and stone is wolf/dog coded... what about kali. cuz he is not exempt from the list of characters i need to creature-ify or deity-fy

and like. furthermore... theyve been in the mafia for like 20+ years, in this shit together with the mafia boss!reader. so theres obviously some attachment and protective feelings going on there between the 3 of them. and. ough. imagine how much it'd amplify if it was only kali and stone who got turned into deities. like. hi yes please id like 2 big boys for myself. and. do visible heart-eyes at them. and maybe call them my good boys.. augh... my heart... i swear im not a monsterfucker im not a monsterfucker im not a monsterfucker im not- (<- me when i lie)

(this is seperate from the god thing, just regular human mafia) i wanna cause problems on purpose and. maybe one day kali and reader are overworked to hell, stuck behind the desk all day, but even at that, its not enough time. and maybe one of the goons is like "hey, stones basically got a day off. why doesnt he stand-in for kali for the drug trafficking? its a tonna heavy lifting and he could do that" and like maybe reader is just 1 gust of wind away from totally breaking cuz of how busy everything has been for the business lately. and that was that. maybe his response is just like. a quiet ".. god fucking damnit..." cuz he *knows* he cant ask stone for that, the answer will always be no. and maybe he squeezes that small amount of time in and does everything himself. he does everything on the days to-do list. at the cost of returning back to the sleeping rooms of the compound at like 4am, barely standing, and just glaring at both stone and kali. and maybe he locks the doors to his bedroom and crashes, waking up at like 2pm the next day to 2 overgrown puppies standing guard at the door. (i hc that reader doesnt lock the doors overnight in case of emergencies. and the only times he does is when theyre over in hornytown OR hes so exhausted and overwhelmed he doesnt even wanna look at anyone. and hes the only one with the key). i feel like overnight kali and stone would be together and on guard. and maybe this is the very first time this has happened so theyre both annoyed at eachother over things that they cant control

~ rusty

Criminal!Kali: I'm not a puppy.

Criminal!Stone: Oh but I am.

I don't know what that was, but I had to type that out. (Kali, please for the love of God, release some of the control you so desperately need.)

Anyways I think both ideas are so juicy. Especially the one where you're overworked, because Criminal!Stone would be pouting outside your door when you woke up and then a foot away from the door would be a sleeping Criminal!Kali who is leaning against the wall. (He couldn't leave Stone pouting outside your door all night.)

[fapper]

todays to do:

go to office hours 12 - 2pm

go to office hours 6 - 8pm

submit the hw

continue other class' hw

start another class' hw (theyre both due wednesday omfg)

GUYS IM DRINKING A COLD BREW RN AND IM GONNA SHIT MYSELF

[blackvail22]

also (this is my third or fourth post within a 30 minute timeframe btw) my dad made me uncomfortable tdy because i went to my room when my mom started yelling (by coincidence tbh i just wanted to lay down bcos i had a headache and was tired and i have no couch/sofa in my living room) and when i went down for dinner he kept asking me "what did mom say to make you mad. i know her. i know you" and it truly just made me uncomfortable and unsafe and he seemed a little drunk so itd make sense hed do that and im scared that my dad is going to cross a boundary now that i confide in him more than my mom

what doesnt help is my past!!! i have been groomed online multiple times, and--i cant believe im saying this--lying about my age saved me once. i told them i was the same age i told you (sometimes id say 16 which was SO obviously a lie). this one guy, his name was pierce (allegedly), told me "my dad needs a photo of your birth certificate in order for me to keep talking to you" (this guy was 20 AT LEAST. why would he need parental approval?) because i lied abt my age and name, OBVIOUSLY i was panicking. i thought abt doing it ngl. i was like "how am i supposed to change my birth certificate to say im am who im saying i am?" and then i thought "how the hell am i supposed to access an important document that my mom has wo her looking through my phone again?" so i was like "no. i cant do that" and he got all mad and was like "well im blocking you then" and i said "thats fine. im not even supposed to be talking to you anyways" i remember the exact date and where i was exactly during all of it and what i did afterwards (watch the heathens mv by twenty one pilots, it happened the same day as publication around 2pm)

god, pierce was such a weird guy. i forgot about him until recently. i met him on minecraft after my parents "banned" me from roblox. in minecraft he'd make me roleplay with him but like... yk... it was weird. he would make us write everything in a book and he would store all of them in a chest (there was at least 40 books of this). there was a time (i regret this so deeply) he asked me for my phone number, and i gave it to him. from then we would text each other a lot, and we would skype. i dont have any recollection of him ever talking when on skype. i think he would type everything out, making it weirder. also, i had the squeeky little kid voice so he obviously knew i wasnt however old i told him i was (i think 16). also, i very much DID NOT look that old either. i still have the photos from then... i looked so young. i could see 12, maybe? bur 16? no. i had a power outage once, making me unable to use my phone for a few hours. i had a panic attack because i was so afraid of him being upset with me (he was) and he threatened to kill himself. i didnt want to do any of the things he told me to do. i didnt want to hear any of the sexual comments he would make about me. i didnt want him to talk about how much he wanted to make me have a big family and enact all of *that* out. i didnt deserve to be treated like that, and i shouldve listened to my parents when they told me to block his number. i feel so responsible for everything that happened to me back then and even with the more recent events. i kept saying no but he kept going on about it. i shouldve just blocked them. i shouldn't have kept him in my life any longer than b told me to. i just liked the company and i didnt want to be lonely again... i didnt want it all to end up this way... *that* way. if i think abt it, i wouldnt have been bullied so extensively or experienced that thing his friend did (and they both said i was a whore) (*side note i never talked abt the thinf his frkend did and i truly do not want to talk abt the specifics!!!!!) and sometimes i think theyre right. i still have the messages from last year when he reached out to me. "i cant have forced you to do anything when im online!!!" u did though. if i blocked u or unadded you youd blow up our friends forcing them into the situation bcos u knew theyd be on ur side and theyd bully me or find a way to con me into talking to u. if i told u no, i dont want you to do that, i dont want to do that, youd call me a bitch and a whore and wouldn't stop begging for it after i said no and making me do it/go with it to make you shut the fuck up. are there a lot of things i said that i regret? yes, absolutely. honestly if he spread screenshofs out of context i would 100% be called a whore, a liar, and that i wanted it. but i only did it to make him shut up n not be pissed!!!!! seeing his name on a church sign in my town makes me shut down every time. he traumatized me NO MATTER WHAT HAPPENED he traumatized me, in more ways than just that one. it truly reversed my progression by a lot. i cant talk abt it ever because i feel like no one will believe me or blame me for it.

anyways this all contributed to the changing and and scarring of my perspective of relationships--platonic, romantic... theyre all ruined for me. i always have a wall up now, and my ex did not help that at all! actually made it quite worse. im more vulnerable when it comes to the things i like, and im extremely careful when i make decisions that involve other people. whenever someone is extremely quiet near me, i start to panic. whenever i talk about my day, im scared people will not care about anything i have to say. they dont have to care, but its nice to have ppl care every once in a while

anyways ive been typing for 20 minutes now bcos im on my phone. its nearly midnight and i have to be at the hospital at 9am for my prodecure that is at 11am. im terrified but its okay

toodles!

wait no song time

d4vd has so many good songs he's def in my top 10!

okie byebye 😁

[acraftedmistake]

Hadrian and Mevia get rudely awakened by a group of people fighting outside their store...... Homies just wanna sleep in but noooooooooooo some people just HAVE to start a street fight

THIS was SUPPOSED to be a small lil doodle of cranky Mevia but then it became a little less little gdfsfdafgsf  Really liked how it turned out tho!!! Colors were fun, along with Mevia’s pose...

[okcat]

PERMISSION?

[sanstropfremir]

have u ever seen dongmyeong and xion's hip cover? it's rlly fun and interesting! someone in the comments said that while xion was better technically (and more on beat), dongmyeong had showmanship and flair which is rlly true like dongmyeong rlly knows how to play to his strengths and he has such incredible stage presence and charisma that it honestly covers up his mistakes and makes me (at least) come away from the video feeling like he did better than xion (it's not a competition ofc!) anyway if u haven't seen it i'd like to hear ur thoughts on it (if u want to!):

https://youtu.be/qQ0iM_aOrag

also when i was getting that link i happened to pause it at a moment that i feel perfectly shows what i was talking about lol:

i LOVE their hip cover it brings me so much joy. i agree! dongmyeong has really fantastic presence and charisma and he also negotiates it really well with others on stage. xion's really only come into his hot boy potential during luna, which mostly has to do with a couple of things, but primarily being that he just doesn't have as much performing experience as his brother. onewe (prev mas 0094) formed in 2015 and they were already performing on music shows in early 2017, AND dongmyeong was on two survival shows; he was on produce 101 and he made it to the finale of the unit (i think his ending rank was 15th or 16th? very close to the debut team), so he's had a lot more time on stage even if he is (most of the time) not doing choreography. it also helps that he's not up against hwanwoong. dongmyeong and yonghoon are the ones that have to carry the charisma for onewe and they have different but very compatible energies. not that oneus doesn't have very good compatibility, but bands aren't after the same type of cohesive singular entity that you need with a boygroup, so there's a bit more freedom to explore and since it's only really the two of them as the face, it's more pressure and more time for trial and error. i'd say that it takes most idols two-three years to get used to the give and take of being centre + group stage dynamics. also if you stick hwanwoong in a group of hot boys he's always gonna be the hottest boy. xion just need a bit of time to figure out what a stage performance needs, and especially so since he was out injured during their rtk stint too.

[virtuangel]

hiiiii guys i had a cute (but kinda wild) dreaaaaam