#and this- ladies gentlemen & non-binary

[useless-lesbian-weiss]

Found this beautiful necklace on Etsy and couldn't help myself...

... I also got the White gem (Diamond version) and Silver-Ruby gem (Whiterose version) alternatives. I only wear those on special occasions, though.

I totally don't have an ever-increasing RWBY themed jewlery hoard

[acourtofquestions]

“Can I hold you?”

[spookyboywhump]

If we call it lady whump should we start calling male whumpees Gentlemen whump-

[kuroharukawada]

Sneak peek

[midnightpsychos]

I follow you because you are my ride or die and my heart and I just am happy that we are writing together and that you love Nate and everything we do together

@predatorymaniac

Oh babe! I will always say this but you’re my everything and I’m happy that you like my muses and what we do together. You’ve also seen the worse version of me when I just wasn’t in the mood to do anything and you’ve managed to pull me back in. I’ll enjoy loving Nate forever and ever because your portrayal of him is out of this world! I’ll gladly be your heart and your ride or die because we’re here to make fucking art 🩷

[that-metalhead-ace]

ok so i forgot to post this, i meant to do it last week, but like out of the godamn blue, my grandmother just casually mentioned that she "happens to have tickets" to see billy joel at Madison Square garden for her, me, and my mom. Mind you i got this text in 3rd period so now i have to study up on my billy joel discography, and style an outfit based off his 70s looks

What a perfect opportunity for an older teenager currently struggling with gender dysphoria and doesn't know if they want to dress masc fem or both 👍 (idc what anyone says, 70s billy joel is gender goals LIKE THE HAIRRR I WANT ITT)

[ttheoretical]

inclusive alternatives to ‘ladies and gentlemen’:

guys, gals and non binary pals

bitches, bros and non binary hoes

ladies and gentlemen, june bugs and squirrels

friends and enemies

mothers and fuckers of the jury

fellas, comrades and compatriots

my dudes

clowns and jesters

miners and crafters

ladies, gentlemen and those of us who know better

humans, beasts and those who haven’t decided their stance

[southern-fried-simpin]

LADIES, GENTLEMEN AND NON BINARY BESTIES…

WE NOW HAVE CONFIRMATION THAT THE TV MAN IS KISSABLE

REPEAT: THE TV MAN IS KISSABLE

[gojosbf]

when they said

he said

ladies gentlemen and my non binary pals, once again I am here to remind you why yuji will always be the protagonist and our best boy.

the way it did not even take him 5 secs to recognise her. and he doesn't care. he's just like oh hi <3 I LOVE HIM

[zamadness]

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GenZ! Reader : Well if you excuse me, gentlemen, ladies, and non-binary's, I have a platonic ADHD fixation date with *points to Lucifer* the Devil himself.

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GenZ! Reader : My guardian didn't raise a fool. A f**king psycho maybe, but no fool.

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GenZ! Reader : “F**k it” = is my final thought before making 99.9% of my decisions.

Angel : Yeah, I can kinda relate.

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GenZ! Reader : I learned something very important when I was alive, “You’re only in trouble if you get caught” and I stand by it.

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[bubbless-s]

I love love LOVE your page. Your Harry Potter fics are my favsss. Your Kyle and Kenny headcanons were LITERALLY SCRUMPTIOUS, I WILL KEEP EATING IT UP.

But if I could, may I request the main 3 SP boys x reader please? Separately of course. Maybe they’re dating and having a sleepover together. Just hc’s on what they’d do at a sleepover with a partner.

If you could, fem reader would be preferred, gender neutral is okay though.

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ Pillow Fights and Stolen Hearts₊ ⊹ ᶻ !! ␥

- ʚɞ genre: fluffy! (as always no gender implied.)

- ʚɞ warnings: none (devider)

→Masterlist

Kyle Broflovski

ೀ⋆ He definitely begged his mom for this.

ೀ⋆ His mom allowed with the rule of the door being open.

ೀ⋆ You suggested the sleepover firstly and got him hooked.

ೀ⋆ “What will we do on the sleepover? Play truth or dare?” after Stan showed him the powers of truth or dare he is willing to try it out with you. A little tho! He isn’t awaiting it with heart eyes!!

ೀ⋆ Our lovesick fool made a little list of things just incase if you guys runout of things to do.

ೀ⋆ “Do you have games on your phone?” -Ike

ೀ⋆ Kyle got you a rose too! He gave it to you when you arrived at his house.

ೀ⋆ Imagine the surprise on your face when you open the door to Kyles house only to get a rose shoved to your face. A very well decorated rose at that.

ೀ⋆ The fun part is when night came.

ೀ⋆ Kyle being Kyle couldn’t sleep at all.

ೀ⋆ Why you may ask. 1. He has the worst bed hair ever! 2.What if he kicks you in his sleep?! 3. Can’t stop staring at your sleeping face

ೀ⋆ It was the most anxious sleepover to him BUT you know after rain rainbow comes.

Stan Marsh

✧ Stan had this planned out for months.

✧ He carefully planned each step like the “master mind” he is. He totally sucks at it but eh

✧ First he will impress you with his guitar skills then ask you to come over to his place for a sleepover.

✧ It was a solid plan until he almost puked out of nervousness.

✧ But things did work out in Stans favour nonetheless!

✧ This loverboy was over the moon that you agreed and went out to buy all the snacks in the world with his pocket money.

✧ Not to mention he brushed his teeth 12 times because you guys w-will..will kiss..such a blasphemy..!

✧ Stan also made a very romantic questionable playlist.

✧ “You deserve better.” - Shelley

✧ When night fell Stan and you found yourself under the covers.

✧ Sleepy but still talking. Too invested in the conversation but too sleepy to continue..

✧ The problems solution was a sweet kiss and a even sweeter goodnight bidding.

Kenny Mccormick

৻ꪆ Kenny was thrilled to have a sleepover with you.

৻ꪆ Finally he was going to see what your room looks like!

৻ꪆ Asking him to come over wasn’t hard at all, you just asked as someone would do normally and Kenny cut you off saying yes. If it was a comic it would definitely have big “!!!” marks at the end.

৻ꪆ When he did arrive at your place y’all did the casual things. Watching TV together, snuggling under the covers, Kenny chasing you to tickle your sensitive spots—

৻ꪆ Yea you heard me ladies, gentlemen and non-binary sillies, Kenny chased you till you were breathless only to trap you underneath him.

৻ꪆ For some tickles. You had to cry and beg for release!

৻ꪆ When night began its reign Kenny became more quirky.

৻ꪆ He would always steal kisses or his hands would wande—ahem Kenny Im trying to keep this family friendly.

৻ꪆ Anyway! Kenny is the best cuddle buddy out there if you are cold he will pull you closer to himself, if you are hot he will loosen his arms.

৻ꪆ If Kenny happened to be awake later on his thought could begin to wander to more evil places.

৻ꪆ But he wouldn’t do that to his darling..

৻ꪆ Until you woke up funny shapes drawn all over your face.

[raaorqtpbpdy]

Everyone. Literally just say everyone. It’s the only form of address that is all-inclusive without undermining the formality and respectfulness of the original “ladies and gentlemen”

Preferred alternative to ‘ladies and gentlemen’

[hippiegayshit]

ladies, gentlemen and non-binary persons, the supreme archangel aziraphale

[midnightpsychos]

"Alexia bobby has a crush on you "

“He does? Well I mean, don’t tell him I told you this but I have a crush on him too” Alexa couldn’t believe what she was hearing but confessed her feelings to the mysterious person. But she wanted to take things slow with Bobby because of his condition.

“I mean, I love the guy with all my heart and I want what’s best for him and if it means taking things slow then I will take things slow with him” Alexa smiled gently as a blush formed on her cheeks thinking of Bobby.

@predatorymaniac

[mind-empty-just-fictional-people]

Forgive The World

main masterlist | marvel masterlist

summary: a series of news articles describing your relationship with bucky

pairing: bucky barnes x popstar!reader

square filled: Singer AU for @avengers-assemble-bingo ’s Bucky Barnes Birthday Bingo

rating: PG-13

word count: 0.6k

warnings: none

pairing note: i use pictures of dua lipa to capture the reader’s essence, but i still wrote the reader non-descript. also, i use multiple artists’ songs/lyrics (sabrina carpenter, ariana grande, nessa barrett, and taylor swift) and this is in no way me claiming to have written them. all rights to the proper owners. thank you.

author’s note: my first bingo! lettsss gooo!! this is less singer au and more popstar!reader, but i hope it still counts toward the bingo. also this is sooo far from the normal format i’m used to… can’t tell if i love or hate it.

music: forgive the world by nessa barrett

Y/N Y/L/N’S MUSE FOR HER NEW ALBUM

By Janett Smith | March 12, 2027

It is no secret that pop sensation Y/n Y/l/n has been dating the Avenger Bucky Barnes for nearly two years now. Since coming back from the blip, Y/n has released two studio albums and went on tour for several months. Now, she brings us yet another masterpiece of an album. And this one is called… (wait for it)... JAMES! How stinkin’ cute is that? And she released it two days after Barnes’ 110th birthday.

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Y/N Y/L/N ANNOUCES TOUR DATES

By Janett Smith | March 19, 2027

Start selling those kidneys ladies, gentlemen, and non-binary peeps because it’s official – Y/n Y/l/n is going on yet another world tour! This will be Y/n’s fifth world tour of her career, and tickets will go on sale in two weeks!

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Y/N Y/L/N STARTS SOLD-OUT WORLD TOUR

By Janett Smith | May 1, 2027

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Y/N Y/L/N WALKS MET GALA CARPET WITH BUCKY BARNES

By Janett Smith | May 3, 2027

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Y/N Y/L/N LYRIC CHANGE?

By Janett Smith | May 8, 2027

While performing last night, Y/n seemed to change a lyric in her iconic song Juno to highlight the fact that her boyfriend was in the VIP tent. 

While usually singing “Oh I hear you knockin’ baby, come on up” fans were quick to notice Barnes’ shout out when she replaced “baby” with “Bucky”.

I think these two just became my favorite couple.

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Y/N Y/L/N’S 2027 WORLD TOUR – AN INSIDE LOOK

By Janett Smith | May 21, 2027

Last night I had the pleasure of finally seeing Y/n Y/l/n in concert for the first time. Warning, there will be spoilers for the tour in this article.

Y/l/n starts off the show with a video of Bucky Barnes playing on the screens and the first song she sings following the video is Into You.

After singing three more songs (Daylight, God is a woman, and Lover) there’s a quick outfit change. I don’t want to spoil everything, I suggest you go yourself and see Y/n Y/l/n’s beauty in person.

The final song Y/n sings is yet another love song for none other than Bucky Barnes. Forgive The World wraps up the whole show, accompanied by confetti. 

After the show I had the privilege of going backstage to converse with Y/n. She invited me into her dressing room and I interviewed her while she got un-ready. Something that immediately struck me was the love this woman has for Barnes. We all know they’re in love, but something about seeing their relationship up close really struck a chord with me. She said something to me as she wiped off her make-up; “I get [Bucky’s] approval for every little detail, if he thinks the lights need to shine differently I make sure they do, if he thinks another song would fit into the set then I make it fit. I’m doing all of this for him so it makes sense to me to hear his opinion on things. Besides, I trust his taste in things, he’s dating me after all.” We both chuckled at her comment.

After our short interview while Y/n took off her make-up and hair extensions, she invited me to eat dinner with her and a few others.

At dinner I sat between two stagehands, Y/n sat next to Bucky.

I was close enough to overhear their conversation, which I of course will not be sharing. I’ll just leave you with this – there’s a lot of love between those two and I wouldn’t be surprised if they got engaged before the tour ends.

[zofi-persson-quotes]

Green: Ladies, gentlemen and non-binary bitches, I want to show you the greatest thing your eyes have ever beheld!

Red: A cat?

Green: No.

Red: A kitten?

Green: No!

Red: A kitten with a little hat on?

Green: NO!

Red: then consider me uninterested