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kill the imposter syndrome in your head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, theyāre also using chat gpt to do it
#I was on a video chat today with someone I was going to hire for resume services#and she told me to my face she was going to plug my resume into chat gpt#and she charges $250-500!#anti ai#anti generative ai#imposter syndrome#mental health#tflo
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I hate when I say things like "oh I want an ipod classic but with bluetooth so I can use wireless headphones" and some peanut comes in and replies with "so a smartphone with spotify?" No. I want a 160GB+ rectangular monstrosity where I can download every version of every song I want to it and it does nothing except play music and I don't need a data connection and don't have to pay a subscription to not have ads and don't have popups suggesting terrible AI playlists all over the menus.
Gimme the clicky wheel and song titles like "My Chemical Romance- The Black Parade- Blood (Bonus Track)- secret track- album rip- high quality"
#ok to rb#music#ipod#spotify#only apple product ive ever genuinely liked was the ipod#i had an ipod classic i bought off trademe that someone had put a higher capacity harddrive in#think it was like 320GB or something#i loved that thing#mywriting
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what annoys me about explaining evolution to people who donāt think itās real is that everyoneās idea of how it works seems to be from this

Whereas the reality is far more like

#āEvolution of manā image you are a linear path of one branch not a whole ass family tree#Someone straight up asked me if people came from monkeys why do e still have monkeys#Like bruh no hate the education system failed you BUT#If you came from your grandma then why do you still have cousins#Thatās what youāre asking#Edited cause I wrote billion instead of million lol
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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.
#just#this happened once before when i was speaking to someone who clearly knew me but i didn't know them#and they were OBVIOUSLY an important person of some sort and I couldn't ask#so i pretended to hear something and looked over and they looked over too to see what i was looking at#and while they were distracted i snuck a peek at their id badge. this worked#rookposting#everyone has done some variation of this before.#im only self conscious because of all the kinassigning.
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my thing i havenāt made is so good š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„š„
#unforchies if i want anyone else to appreciate it. i have to make it#AGONY canāt i just transmit my brainwaves to someoneā¦.#peach rambles#hall of fame i guess#hi...
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we seriously need to stop conceding to the personhood trap when it comes to abortion rights. is a fetus a person? thats a spiritual question. i dont care about the answer. should another person dictate what someone can do with their body? simple answer: no.
#dils declares#i dont think a fetus is a person but if it is i can kill someone/let them die for less than the threats of pregnancy#dils directs
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#someone posted a similar joke before but the punchline was different so#xx#stolen from instagram#jory.jpg#100k
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Everyone is so weird about people who cry easily. Fellas, is it evil and manipulative to *checks notes* have an involuntary stress response?
#yeah you can critique people who eg post crying apology videos#because they could have waited until they'd calmed down#but if someone is in a stressful situation and they cry about it#all that tells you is that they cry in stressful situations#a fact which is completely morally neutral
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#classā would erik use reddit? let's discuss#phantom of the opera#poto#poto shitpost#okay but imagine the paris opera house subreddit#there being a pinned thread dedicated to opera ghost sightings#erik having mod access for some reason#(the managers keep trying to ban him but he only stays gone for like 2 days before reappearing somehow)#the ballet girls using burner accounts to spread rumors#someone posts that they saw the vicomte go to christine's dressing room like it's deuxmoi#erik fully just doxxes them in the comments
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Letās be shown off by mama
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Art snobs are actually a thousand times less annoying than people who respond to everything with "it's not that deep bro"
#id rather listen so someone pretentiously explain the meaning of a canvas painted blue#than the asshole who doesnt see any meaning behind it at all#artists are pretentious but their works have meaning to THEM and it's so important you at least attempt to see what they see
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kids these days are like āi need chat gpt to write an essay that would normally take 12 hours in 2ā but back in my day i did that all the time by using a little technique called āwriting some absolute bullshit.ā and yet i still walked away with a better essay and more critical thinking skills than i would get if i used chatgpt. write a bad essay that you started on the day it was due, but write it yourself.
#always writing my ap english mini-essays in the free period before they were due#actually taught me really important bullshitting skills#any way you do your essay will teach you things. as long as ur actually writing it urself#this is all coming from someone who hates essay writing more than getting waterboarded probably
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if you're feeling powerless right nowāand god knows I amāhere's a reminder you can donate to the National Network of Abortion Funds, the Trans Law Center, Gaza Soup Kitchen, the Palestine Children's Relief Fund, and hundreds of other charities that will work to mitigate the damage that has been and will continue to be inflicted
life continues. we still have the capacity to do good, important work. that matters
#I'm calling it now and heading to sleep#and by shabbos maybe someone will have publiziced a version of ×תפ××× ×ש×××× ×©× ×××××Ŗ that accurately describes#the degree to which certain parties can go fuck themselves#politics#donate#willow's greatest hits
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Waht if we kissed on the pokemon legends z-a anti homeless architecture bench,
#pokemon#pokemon legends za#call to the void#holy shit someone was told to design it like that. to specifically include those bars#jesus fucking christ
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The majority of the Earthās rodents: How do you survive environments with practically zero oxygen, feel no pain, and live for decades when none of the rest of us can???
Naked mole-rats:
#naked mole rat#animals#esoteric biology jokes#memes#Iām bald#I love this meme sm every time someone uses āIām baldā like this it gets a snort outta me#also real talk go read up on naked mole rats theyāre doing wild stuff with their physiology#Iām impatiently awaiting a good NMR popsci book to come out#but alas I still havenāt found a really good one
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