#and treats him like a pet sometimes bc he has no idea how to show affection to sentient beings apart from spoiling them

[blindaysblogforturtles]

Not to alarm anyone but... I kind of made up another separated au. I guess you could say I am... splintered ;P

[gingerjunhan]

boyfriend headcannons - lee jooyeon

☆彡 the long awaited end of this sweet little series is finally here!! I hope you all enjoyed! :) 🩷

word count: 633 | pronouns used: none | genre: fluff, established relationship | cws: swearing, all caps, not proofread, lmk if something is missing!

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it’s time for our sillies little boyfie

omg okay where do I begin

he holds your hand all the time

out in public, in bed while cuddling, under the dinner table like you’re in middle school-

he wants you close at all times

he loves you so so so sooooo much

I am the queen of the Jooyeon clingy boyfriend agenda

he LOVES PDA

okay- in reality he love what you’re comfortable with- but still

he loves being able to show you off!

you’re his! he’s dating you! he can’t believe it!!!

once he gets comfortable the pet names are… oh boy

the type of cringe you would expect from Gunil tbh

“baby”

“bubs”

“SWEET PEA” 🥹

“pookie”

“pumpkin” on rare occasions

he likes to have fun with them

you would probably make most of your plans bc have you seen the way this man uses bubble?

he will not answer your damn phone calls!

(but he means well I swear)

the selfies you get from this man are either killer or hilarious

it’s like,, a Seungmin level fit check or a .5 image where it looks like he’s looking both directions at once 💀

but it’s okay bc you love him for it obvi 🫶🏻

speaking of loving him, Jooyeon strikes me as another member of xh that your younger siblings or cousins would love

NAHH YOU KNOW WHO WOULD LOVE HIM??

YOUR GRANDMA!!!!

children find him funny and old people find him charming and endearing

they would totally say you’re dating a prince lol

please play with his hair

I feel like he would love it

he lowkey loves it when you baby him?

like, eat the vegetables off of his plate and tell him how cute he is and he’ll eat that shit up

he is constantly singing

he makes songs up about what he does during the day

he’ll randomly hit you with the, “earlier today I was 🎶washing the dishes🎶 and I almost broke a plate.”

I feel like one of his go-to gifts would be plushies?

it’s your birthday? plushie

valentine’s day? here’s a little guy

and he forces you to name them all

sometimes he comes up with the names before he even gives them to you

“Here you go!” *hands you a plushie* “This is Bart.”

he is so amazed by you all the time

he truly idolizes you and the way you carry yourself and treat people

you aren’t afraid to be a little weird or different and he would love it!!

he would write songs for you :(

he would write songs about you :,(

I think it would be sooooo easy to fluster him

“You look very pretty today Jooyeon.” he’s red as can be

but don’t worry because he can dish it out just as well as he can take it

hot take: I bet Jooyeon secretly has rizz

it doesn’t happen often, but every now and then he hits you with a really good one-liner that honestly leaves you at a loss for words

he loves cuddle sessions :( my sweet, clingy boy

very excitable!

you could suggest watching paint dry as a date idea and he would be vibrating with excitement

loves loves loooves when you wear his clothes ESPECIALLY out in public!

it’s like your little way of showing people you’re taken

he would melt of you ever referred to him as, “my boyfriend” to someone in public like-

‼️ that’s him ‼️

he’s a ball of sunshine when he’s around you, but he also knows when to dial it back and be more serious as well

the duality to this man comes into play with more than just his stage presence!

overall, Jooyeon never stops smiling when he’s with you because he constantly has something to be thankful for 🩷

taglist: @dazzlingligth , @mini-mews , @mxlly143 , @somethingaboutcheese , comment to be added!⁎⁺˳✧༚

[chaostroberry1]

Leave my poor man ares alone he didn't do anything😭(more ares suffering from family trauma please💖)

BRO IM MORE THAN WILLING ♥️ IM SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG. no cus seriously though, He need to be left alone for🥲 it's literally 2am and I'm already brainstorming multiple ideas

•Nah cus jus imagine how he is with his "not to brag or anything, but I am the god of war."

Blah blah blah

-Then the moment that anything shows itself to be overwhelmingly powerful, the man is shitting bricks

•Plus apollo literally harassing him with his nude body out in the open, for MULTIPLE people to see. NO SHAME. WHILE TOUCHING HIM AND EMBARRASSING HIM IN PUBLIC💀

•Then there's zues's weird body bulging power up shit that SOME people are into (I think), as well as his weird sexual turn on's for getting thrilled and getting bloody.

IN FRONT OF YOUR KIDS BRO???😧

• Then there's just a bunch of people proving him wrong and calling him a buncha names. Remember when hades called him a fool? How do you not cry from getting called out like that 🙂

• AND APOLLO AGAIN. WHO STILL EMBARRASSED HIM NO SHIT. when he dodged his punch which left ares falling into the water, INFRONT OF HIS DAD, BROTHER, AND HOT BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

• fuck u apollo 🗣️

• I can also tell that he's the typa guy who likes animals, and angrily calls people "monsters" for not giving an extra treat to a pet n stuff. My random headcanons is thathe has a big softie side.

• I feel like Hermes and apollo would baby him sometimes just to get on his nerves, all pouty and giving him baby talk, like-

"does wittle itty bitty tiny ares want a bottle of milk?"

And then

"awww, baby ares wants a nappy~ so cuuutteee~ you want a cookie? Oh yes you dooo~"

Sometimes zues plays in on it too, but kinda fucks up, like-

"coochie coochie coo- oh wait, am I doing that right?"

• and the mean comments and stares he gets from his uncles😭

• he just wants someone to pass the salt, and Poseidon is over there beside him, literally side eyeing him judgementally— like ok bro nvm

• then we have hades who randomly cuts him off to correct him without even looking at him, LIKE HELLO????

"I think the chicken comes before the egg-"

"technically, if that were to be the case, then how was the chicken even born?"

• there's Hermes, who would make him cookies probably, and give him the wrong type on purpose, just to have him ask for the actual type he wants, all embarrassed.

- bro he just wants the chocolate chip cookies, not the raisin ones 😧

• kinda imagine him getting bullied for his outfit, everyone got cook ass outfits and sometimes they make up jokes on how he probably uses axe body spray instead of actually taking a shower.

• I know that he would just go somewhere private, and cry like a baby bc of his family drama

#LEAVE ARES ALONEEEEE😭

[johannestevans]

izzy's relationship w ivan and fang is so fucked up and I'd love it if one or both of them fuck him from time to time and it's. Complicated

bc izzy's NASTY, and also they've known him a while and him being their boss but also he hasn't ALWAYS been their boss?

like esp the idea of like. izzy who goes from a screaming match with ed that everybody hears

and lucius goes into fang's bunk and fang is sitting back smoking with. a visibly post-coital izzy asleep on his chest

and lucius just????? what??? POSSESSES u? to put your cock in that demon of a man? and how can i replicate your results!?

hhhh okay but just thinking about izzy having an absolute SCREAMING match with ed. it's late at night and stede and ed have been in high spirits all day chasing after this one ship that has TWICE not been where it was charted to be

and izzy has been infuriated because they're running low on supplies and they need to make land, and when he'd snapped this, stede had said he was just jealous that they were having fun without him

and izzy had. fucking exploded

just SCREAMING at stede on deck, stede just stood there staring at him as izzy goes off on this tirade about how stede makes everything about izzy being jealous, the only thing he's jealous of is sailors who serve under a competent captain

and ed goes, real quiet, "hey, iz. enough of that. a word?"

and he's been… better. the crew's all reunited now, and their relationship with ed is complicated, but they do TRUST him, kind of. izzy… they're used to izzy. he's better than he was

he treats them as actual crew now, not as prisoners, and while he's still izzy - sharp and nasty with a temper a mile wide, he's BETTER. if they say they don't know how to do something, maybe he'll dramatically sigh, but he does SHOW them

he schedules everything, he keeps everything moving, and yes, it's harder work than it was before, but they feel more like real pirates now

and just bc they don't LIKE him doesn't mean they're okay with whatever ed is about to do with him and it's late at night when izzy comes out of the captain's quarters and trudges down the corridor with his eyes wet, and doesn't even think about it, just knocks on fang and ivan's door and fang calls him in

and they've done this a bunch of times before. a lot of times, over the years, because izzy and ed have never actually touched each other, fang is pretty sure - they may as well be married, but they're not actually spouses

and izzy-- izzy is good in bed. he's VERY good in bed. he's fucked up and he's cold and he's prickly, and he doesn't always listen when fang tells him shit at work, he's a DICK, but when he's like this--

he doesn't even touch fang right away. doesn't come and ask for it. he picks up ivan's laundry and starts fucking folding it.

"you okay, boss?" asks fang quietly, shutting the door.

"i'm doing it this time," mutters izzy. "i'm gonna fucking go."

he always says that. sometimes he means it, but not tonight, fang doesn't think. he reaches out and puts his hand on izzy's shoulder and feels him go stiff, but he lets himself be pulled in. he shudders when he falls against fang's chest, just lingers there.

on land, with men, izzy likes to be thrown around, pinned down, treated hard and rough - fang doesn't do that, and izzy knows it. he knows he has to be softer, that he has to accept gentleness.

he still drops to his knees, and fang lets him, pets his hair.

and fang doesn't even fuck him tonight - he comes down his throat, and then he eases izzy back and fingers him open, and izzy hisses and complains, and every time he does, fang stops touching him until he fucking behaves, until he's SWEET again.

he comes, once fang gets him off, just lies there and sobs with his face buried in his arms until fang pulls him close again, so that izzy's sobbing into fang's chest instead, and izzy CLUTCHES at him until he's cried himself dry, then falls asleep.

and that's how lucius finds them, izzy's leathers folded at the bottom of the bed, izzy under the blanket and asleep on fang's belly, sprawled between his legs

he's very warm. it's nice.

"not now, sweetheart," whispers fang.

"is that-- is that IZZY?" hisses lucius, eyes wide, looking like christmas has come early. "did you fuck IZZY? how the fuck did you manage that? he's like-- isn't he just all teeth below the belt?"

just izzy tired and humiliated and growling "fuck off, spriggs," and knowing he probably WILL have to talk about it, and fang just says, "hey. you wanna stay?"

and izzy silently nods and goes back to sleep and DOES.

[cookiekitkat8484]

dipper hcs

This is super long, like 2000 words super long because i have a huge hyperfixation and cringe culture is dead. he reminds me of me and my friends/family so i have a million ideas. split into topics for reading convenience

low 20s, autistic, bi + demi with a preference for women, ftm. I totally understand people disliking ftm dipper because of stan and mabel making fun of his masculinity and it would be shitty in canon but this is my post so i make the rules bitch and am pretending that never happened. None of this is ship stuff. I imagine him to basically look like the lovley art in this post.  

shares an apartment with mabel in portland, completely full of nerd memorabilia, mabels diys, a conspiracy corkboard, and arts & crafts materials 

works in a bar/arcade where wendy bartends, calls soos and fidds when he needs help fixing machines

pet ferret called pippin

started his own journal 

pacificas plus one to her prissy rich person events, sit in the corner and shit talk

carries around fidget toys, was too embarrassed till mabel convinced him (partially because his pens kept exploding everywhere)

has protective runes tattooed 

mabel talks about astrology to be annoying, is baited into getting mad and rambling about how modern astrology is fake and a scam every single time

nervous driver, doesnt have a car but is sometimes driven by mabel in her heavily adorned funmobile 

helps mabel dye her hair after a three am hair emergency, got really good and bleached pacificas (she refuses money from her parents after moving out) till she decided to chop it and grow it out natural, used to have the ultimate gossip sessions

joint problems and pain, god awful posture

one sided beef with all of mabels partners till they “prove themselves”

doesnt believe in cooking like he (mainly) used to not believe in laundry

punched someone for making fun of mabel, got beat up so mabel kicked their asses (thank you stan and wendy)

only social media is reddit, an instagram account made and run by pacifica, youtube, and a tumblr on nerd/mystery stuff 

only has tumblr bc candy convinced him in like 2014 then he succumbed to the brain rott, they're mutuals and make weird references no one else gets, personalises blog extensively via html/css, had a brief superwholock phase in 2015 (fight me)

coded mabels laptop into a custom 2000s esc blinged out hellscape she made in graphic design class, got her rgb stuff bc she likes rainbows and he thinks its funny

occasionally clashes with mabel bc shes sensory seeking and he gets sensory overload

pacifica takes him clothes shopping bc otherwise he will literally never buy new clothes, they sometimes go thrifting with mabel the thrift god

mildly dyslexic and in denial

needs glasses but usually wears contacts because he finds them annoying then forgets to take them out, wears glasses when he misses the grunkles

Sugar addict like mabel and their pantry shows it 

Best nerd shirt collection like that's all he wears

Gets into online arguments way too much for like no reason 

Mabel makes like ten different protective friendship bracelets with unicorn hair so he could have options, just wears all ten at once

uni

journalism major with a minor in computer science 

takes history, pure maths, and film units as electives 

member/helps run the clubs for DnD/DD&MD, MTG, Warhammer, and scifi & fantasy appreciation

founder and president of the uni cryptozoology, supernatural, aliens, and occult society

gets ford to proof read his writings/math and fidds his code

attends lectures for units hes not even enrolled in for fun

has gotten into multiple arguments with professors, including ones that dont even teach him 

has read theory (all people who’ve read theory are annoying including myself)

hobbies

goes to cons with mabel, she helps with (/mainly makes for him) matching cosplays which bring the joy of their childhood trick or treating

once met spock and kirks actors and got so excited he passed out so mabel took pics of him on the floor next to them and thinks its hysterical

DMs an online DnD/DD&MD and ttrpgs group

competes in MTG tournaments 

does karaoke night with mabel and the gals atleast once a month, sometimes brings pacifica 

goes to the renaissance fair with the squad where him, mabel, ford, and soos all dress up and get super into character with melony while wendy and stan take shrooms and go to watch the sword fighting 

listens to DnD podcasts 

ex band kid and still plays Sousaphone, often to mabels dismay 

obsessed with boardgames and hosts boardgame nights, always makes everyone play super overcomplicated ones then has to play monopoly when its stan and mabels choice

almost always wins boardgames, sometimes loses to ford (who is a sore loser lol)

has had risk games last multiple days once its only him and ford left

bonds with mabel painting figures (warhammer, dnd, the usual) with her and soos and embraces her covering hers in glitter and gems

goes ghost hunting, has a shit tone of real gear from ford and fidds and sometimes vlogs, quotes buzzfeed unsolved

secret AO3 account, caught grunkle stan writing dutches approves fics but both have sworn an oath of secrecy 

wendy taught him skateboarding, doesnt do tricks (uncoordinated as shit) but uses it as transport

broke bc he cant resist collectables 

made his own pc from scratch using parts he bought and custom ones made by fidds

goes to local band concerts with wendy and her gang including watching wendy play drums

Did debate in highschool, usually gets nervous doing public speaking but gets so invested he forgets

tech guy for productions mabel is in

games 

loves all strategy and puzzle games

fav games include fallout 1&2, nethack, xcom, civ, FTL, and dwarf fortress

ford and fidds play games they used to play before the portal accident with him eg. zork, MUD1, rouge, star trek, colossal cave adventure, and mystery house

plays portal 2 with ford and sometimes mabel

plays baldurs gate with mabel and she spent five hours doing character customisation, he plays wizard and she plays bard and both are total stereotypes

plays lethal company and phasmophobia with mabel, soos, wendy, grenda, and candy (goes as expected) (lots of screaming)

BDG unravelled fan and grew up on matpat but cant play fnaf or ddlc bc giffany 

had a breakdown playing dark souls and started crying at 2am so mabel banned it permanently

spectacularly bad at rhythm games but will play with mabel anyway and she completely sweeps, esp in arcades and just dance

play bishi bashi together and have broken the machine before

really good at retro arcade games, shares strats with soos and remembers all the combos for everything, helps kids beat levels at work

gets ford to help optimise game stats/teams/strats with the POWER OF MATHS !!!, has on occasion coded algorithms to assist 

forced everyone to play among us constantly for like three months straight

member of mabel, candy, and grendas chaotic nightmare of a minecraft server, usually offline and generally regrets it when he joins, more of a terraria guy

undertale kid

ports/emulates games himself, esp retro console stuff like old fire emblem, Zelda, earthbound

in the ace attorney fandom  

runs a server for online friends he plays games with

shows/movies

does annual lotr (extended edition) marathons with ford, mabel drifts in and out of watching because snacks and that legolas and arwin are both a “total smash”

loves scifi, including classics like star trek, star wars, ext.

watches doctor who with mabel (shes a david tennant enjoyer) including the super old stuff 

goes to old scifi/horror/fantasy rerun marathons, wendy joins depending on the films

watches scifi and mecha anime with soos, sometimes ford and fidds join

loves evangelion, knows cruel angels thesis in japanese, lowkey a shinji kinnie and is bullied ruthlessly 

watches candys exquisite curation of 90s shoujo with her, mabel, and grenda, wont admit he gets super into it but has been caught doing sailor moon magical girl transformation poses 

watched madoka magica with the gals and was kuybey hater #1 from the start

never shuts the fuck up about theories and guesses the end of movies unless mabel smothers him with a pillow

hate watches conspiracy theory/ghost hunting shows with wendy bc theyre either laughably wrong or so close and totally missing the obvious, except this one random guy who was somehow spot on (like doug forcett in the good place) 

Made to watch all of twilight at a girls night because mabel (mostly) watched lotr, cant stop overthinking the insane lore implications which somehow get worse with every book fact mabel tells him (because what the fuck ???? the world building is batshit), him and candy keep periodically saying effervescent and bursting into hysterics to the others confusion

still quotes star wars bad lip readings with mabel

books

favs include hitchikers guide to the galaxy, discworld, lotr, do androids dream of electric sheep, earthsea, dune, and HP lovecraft esp cuthullu 

him and ford have both read the salmirilion and make it everyones problem

likes classic scifi and early cyberpunk, esp spec fic thats wacky or raises ethical questions to ponder with ford

loves sherlock homes and agatha christie, big who dunnit story fan

read good omens bc mabel likes the show (again, david tennant enjoyer) and its terry pratchet, tries to get her to read the book for ages and eventually she listens to the audiobook

music

likes lemon demon, TWERP, starbomb, NSP, tally hall, will wood, and other nerd bands 

owns spirit phone on vinyl, made ford listen and accidentally gave him flashbacks

can and will recite the entirety of the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny at the drop of a hat

went through a midwest emo phase, still listens to csh

listens to vocaloid with candy, went to a concert with the gals and everyone learnt the dances, mabel deccorated their light sticks 

always ends up belting (B)ABBA when drunk

Fav (B)ABBA songs are disco girl and under attack 

weezer defender, bullied by mabel and wendy

listens to math rock with ford while stan complains the time signatures and polyrhythms (though he’d never bother to learn the terms) give him a headache 

listens to game OSTs and chiptune stuff

mabel got him into musicals, knows the words to hamilton, bmc, and dear evan hansen, sing duets together

trans 

once forgot to take off a too small binder for like two days and fainted, mabel made him a custom one

short king, used to have hight dysphoria

mabel alters his pants bc mens trousers are evil for the transmasc gang

didnt shave ever when he first got his wiskers till pacifica staged an intervention 

forgot to tell stan he was trans till he got body hair and stan joked it was his genetics to thank, dipper responded he was lucky they worked with the T he takes

drinking/drugs

cant smoke weed or he gets suuuuper paranoid, only smoked once w wendy and tried to smoke more to calm down but just ended up greening hard

drinks alcoholic ginger beer and indie APIs wendy recommends, though shes more of a whisky gal

super low alcohol tolerance, doesnt drink often

drinks mabels own recipe cocktail monstrosities when she convinces him they wont get shitfaced, always ends up shitfaced because theyre 100% alcohol + sugar and mabels tolerance is like double his, will always eventually end with him trying to explain lotr poorly

once drank so much caffeine he started hallucinating 

tripsits mabel (LSD legend) and sometimes wendy (totally does shrooms), again is neurotic and should under no circumstances take hallucinogens 

sometimes smokes cigs when stressed, tries to hide it but is laughably bad, sometimes bums a cig off wendy

[koi-pond-tears]

And what if I gave jirou a sister. What then.

LETS GOOOOOOOO

Her name is Emiko and she's younger by 2 minutes! (Yes they're twins)

This idea sprouted from how Kyouka's hero name is "Earphone Jack" and I thought "wouldn't it be cool if she had a sister called Earphone Jill? So it'd be like Jack and Jill??" And then Emiko was born

Despite them being twins and looking very much alike I wanted her to be her own character and be as different from jirou as possible. Emiko has a more feminine aesthetic, with her longer hair and white socks (idk why but white socks give me such cutesy girly vibes) and she also doesn't use her Quirk the same way as Jirou does. Jirou specializes in sound waves and music, while Emi focuses on dance.

I thought it would be cool if a character was like really bad and uncoordinated in their movements normally, but once they put on their headphones and start their playlist they turn into an absolute GOD in the battle field. So that's what I did for Emi. She's super anxious and nervous and honestly kind of cowardly especially on the field, which causes her to make mistakes and cloud her thinking. But give her some music to listen to and she's golden. She infuses dance (mainly ballet motifs) to her fighting style and uses her earphone jacks as whips instead. Thanks to her practice, her jacks can reach much farther than her sister's and are much more agile as she has more control over them.

Trust me if I could animate you'd be able to see it better but for now I'll just have to overexplain😮‍💨

Here's her student file!

Some other trivia abt her I couldn't fit into that earlier description:

She likes sushi, like, a LOT. in fact she's good friends with this old man who owns a small sushi bar bc she visits him so often! He has a son who he's trying to hook her up with too....hmm....

She takes a lot longer to walk home bc she's always stopping to pet the cats she finds on the street. Sometimes she has to borrow money from her sister because she spent all of her own money on cat food and treats for the strays.

She doesn't like rock music. I know, that's like, Kyoukas whole thing! But like I said these two are very different from each other! She doesn't like all the screaming and noise. She prefers mostly piano music, calm acoustic songs, and maybe a lil lo fi.

Her hero suit is inspired by the one created by kimidoodlez on instagram for her adult Jirou design.

She doesn't do well under pressure. It's something that she had to teach herself when she was on her hero internship. Staying calm during a high stakes situation and thinking properly just isn't her Forte, but don't worry! She gets better as the show progresses and she gets her character development!

[born-to-lose]

higirlie 💞🍻🫂 some devils bells q’s

whtd do devils bells look like? does anyone call jack jd? (i will b calling him jd bc i already “know” a jack n she is ummmm well she will get jealous (half joke)(dont ask)) how does jd feel about being the youngest in the band? whts liz family life like? wht do they all prefer 2 drink? who has the grossest pizza order? wht r all of their pizza orders? wht r their stage shows like? 

will come back w more questions in a few 💞🫂🍻

What do Devil's Bells look like?

Oh boy I don't have a hyperspecific description where I could give you pictures of people who look like them, but I have a vague idea as of now

Liz: straight layered long golden blonde hair with bangs (once dyed the tips pink in a motel sink), rosy skin, the shortest in the band (about 5'4"), medium to chubby with curves, dresses like an 80s glam rocker with fringed jackets, leopard pants etc

Jack: messy shoulder-length black dyed hair with light brown roots growing out but he always re-dyes them before they're too visible, very pale skin, a bit taller than Liz, quite skinny, usually wears band shirts and ripped jeans

Phil: wavy strawberry blonde hair, fair olive skin, the tall lanky guy in the band (slightly below 6'3"), rather thin but still has muscle from his work as a drummer, wears loose half unbuttoned shirts with the sleeves rolled up

Antonio: long curly dark brown hair, tan skin, tall and kinda brawny but a little shorter than Phil, some muscle but not too much, classic outfit is shirtless with a vest or graphic tees

Does anyone call Jack JD?

They all called him JD at some point, but unlike with most other things, Liz is the only one not allowed to call him that. He's completely fine with the other guys because it's "a bro nickname, not a pet name" and even if they're not exclusive, he wants to keep some sort of special treatment with her and call each other pet names

How does JD feel about being the youngest in the band?

Even if his bandmates treat him like the band baby sometimes, they only do it ironically (except Liz, she takes care of him as much as she can when needed). They see him as an equal, although, being the eldest, Antonio does try to have some kind of a not exactly parental role but be someone to give advice when Jack asks for it and keeps an eye on him if necessary. He sometimes feels a bit weird about being the youngest, but overall he doesn't really care because he's also an adult, just a few years younger than the rest and he's never left out by any of them

What's Liz's family life like?

It's actually not bad! The only one who has serious problems with his family is Jack and to some extent Phil, but it's more of an indifferent relationship than a feud. Liz's relationship with her father is complicated since he had a bunch of abusive or manipulative moments while other times he was indifferent and just ignored the fact she existed and other times he was friendly but never as close as she and her mother are. Her mom used to be overly careful when she was younger, but when she turned 18 she let loose a bit and trusted her enough to not get into trouble. She has a good relationship with her four years older sister and attended her first concerts with her. Both her parents weren't too fond of her travelling on her own because they considered her too young, but she promised to come back and start working after a six month break (which she obviously broke later on). The moment she called to tell them she had formed a band, they were sceptical and still are when they have some small local successes, but eventually they came to terms with it because she does what she's always wanted to do, she found really good friends in her bandmates and she visits her family regularly

What do they all prefer to drink?

Jack loves whiskey (he literally named himself after it c'mon), Liz likes gin, Phil drinks pretty much anything but mostly wine, Antonio usually takes some alcohol free drink like cola or energy drinks or even a non-alcoholic beer

Who has the grossest pizza order?

Jack unironically eats pineapple on pizza, which makes Antonio want to strangle him every time so they eventually just decide to get margherita for everyone or eat something completely else (I'll admit I have eaten pineapple on pizza before and enjoyed it)

What are all of their pizza orders?

Liz: tonno e cipolla; Jack: Hawaiian pizza; Phil: quattro formaggi; Antonio: pizza spinaci

What are their stage shows like?

They don't have bombastic stage shows yet since the only gigs they get are at small clubs, but they do try to entertain the audience as much as they can with the means available. Liz usually does something with her bandmates like mic sharing with Jack, resting her arm on Antonio's shoulder, doing the presenting pose at Phil during drum solos etc. She also gets on her knees and crawls on the floor sometimes, eye fucks and winks at certain people because that's one of the best ways to get the attention of the audience. And of course they throw their picks into the crowd (but not drumsticks since they're too broke to give everything away) and hang out at the club afterwards to chat and sometimes even sign stuff when people approach them and want to be "among the first to have met Devil's Bells"

[raytm-moved]

talk about rook & idia-

GIVE ME A CHARACTER;

and I’ll break their ass down:

how I feel about this character: i adore idia, his entire vibe is immaculate and i just wanna give him a little pet as a treat. perhaps it's because im inherently drawn to the introverts: see levi from obey me but also the level of sass this man generates for someone who cannot hold a conversation irl without either perishing or going on a tangent for ten years is hilarious. all the people I ship romantically with this character: honestly i have not put a lot of thought into this of yet. i feel like it takes a certain brand of extrovert to haul his ass out of his perpetual blanket cocoon and actually do smth. angel showed me idia and cater which is been on my mind and mildly hilarious but im not sure. it would take plotting and the fucking slow burn of the century. either that or you hold his hand and he explodes instantly. oh, and yuu. My non-romantic OTP for this character: both lilia and ortho. i love those little gamers !!!! elaborating on their relationship would take me ten whole decades but i jsut want them to go on coop adventures and have a good time !!!! ortho is so important to him, the crux of his entire life basically, i just have a lot of feelings regarding the two of them. My unpopular opinion about this character: i think, despite the fact that idia is quite the introvert that he flourishes amongst other people. not sure if this is an unpopular opinion but he is out going !!! it's just getting passed the trauma and the i am mildly terrified of people era. One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i just want him to hang out with his friends more !!!!

How I feel about this character: honestly, when i saw rook i had literally no idea what to make out of this strange lil guy. he just has some antics ??? he does and says things that make me go alskdkjasd but after seeing his interactions and witnessing him do his thing i'd say i've become pretty fond of this funky little guy.

All the people I ship romantically with this character: rook and vil are married even though they have been in their divorce era on and off for a while now. rime is slowly selling me on him with leona idk what their deal is but it's there. My non-romantic OTP for this character: literally all the characters he interacts with in chapter six and any other character he interacts with. rook has this innate capacity to just bring out emotions in others and me that make me go he could be amazing or hilarious interacting with literally anyone. and then ruggie bc the one part where he pats ruggie's tail is hilarious. My unpopular opinion about this character: i feel like he gets comic relief slotted sometimes, maybe not as much as other's but i feel like there is a seriousness to him that is often neglected to shine through as much as the fact that he is batshit insane. One thing I wish would happen / had happened with this character in canon: i just think he deserves a good mani pedi and to get his hair done.

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

Ok here’s my random Sonic headcanons:

Tails hates onions. Cannot stand them. Having to touch them makes him want to cry. Having to eat them makes him ACTUALLY cry.

Amy is the most up to date on human customs bc she grew up around a lot of humans.

Due to her unnatural appearance she never fit in with other mobians (the humanoid/animals, the name comes from the continuities where they’re from an alternate world called mobius) but she also never really fit in around humans because she was the only mobian in any human communities. The latter of the two was easier as a young kid because other human girls sort of treated her like a class pet, they paraded her around and showed her off and that sort of felt like acceptance.

Knuckles is very socially unaware for the opposite reason. He literally lived in total isolation from birth (echidnas are monotremes so he hatched from an egg, that’s how that’s possible.) It’s a miracle he survived long enough to be able to care for himself. He literally didn’t meet a single person until he was twelve years old.

Knuckles trained Amy to hone her natural strength when she was ten. After having been helplessly abducted by Metal Sonic in CD, she didn’t want to be weak or helpless anymore. She wanted to be a hero too so she wouldn’t ever have to feel so helpless again, and she asked Knuckles to train her. During this time she also stopped wearing her quills up to look “normal” because wearing them normally they looked like Knuckles’s, and cut them short.

Knuckles is not really used to having friends. Even after four years of knowing Sonic and co., he finds it strange. The idea of companionship is just totally foreign to him and he doesn’t really know what to do with it. He tends to see his friends as additional responsibilities.

Shadow secretly kind of loves Chao. In canon he’s sometimes seen with a Chao that looks like a tiny Shadow, meaning he takes care of it well enough to take after him. He feels the need to hide that soft side for his own emotional safety, but he’s very gentle and good with Chao.

Amy has a Tamagotchi. At least one. She’s never tried to take care of a real Chao, but she’s very good with small animals.

I actually kinda know about Shadow having a Chao, and it is so cute, I love it sm- ❤️❤️❤️❤️🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤💓💓💓💓💗💗💖💖💖💕💕💕💕

[iivyhearts]

jimmy and gary (separate) with an airheaded gf

(im doing a fem! reader for this one but u can read it as gn!)

warning: gary's is kinda toxic just a heads up

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jimmy

very protective

very very protective

doesn't let gary near you at all bc he knows that he will string you into stuff

lets you doodle on his hand just so you concentrate

he looks like a damn colouring book

helps you with homework but he doesn't want to do it for you

however if you're stressed beyond tears he'll do it for u bc he loves you

is literally that meme where theres the guard dog bf and his sweet gf

will threaten to beat up anyone who tries to be mean to you then turns to you all lovey-dovey eyed and pamper you with love

hugging you from behind is a must for him he loves it

with anyone else he wouldn't let them be so mushy with him like cupping his face, kissing everywhere, holding onto his arm.. but-

since its you he allows it; and he has no idea why he's so soft for you

lets you stay over in the boys dorm bc the girls can be mean to u, and he will definitely keep u safe against any gross boys so its 80% safe

the only risk is a prefect finding you out and busting the two of you lol

if you two aren't in his dorm room, you're in the lighthouse together

cuddles in private are a must; jimmy's been through a lot of neglect so he craves all the affection but he likes keeping direct love private so he isn't seen as 'soft'

all in all he adores you <3

gary

he adores you,,, but in a very different way

at first, he loves you bc you're so easy to manipulate and bc he's off his meds,,, he does it a lot

gets you to spread 'he said she said' rumours for him bc you believe it all

also convinces you into being his right hand bc you go along with everything he says

gary loves how his insults go over your head unless they're direct (i.e "you're stupid", "i can't believe you're this dumb")

his sarcasm also sometimes go over your head and he thinks its funny

after a while, he grows kind of protective of you, he doesn't want anyone else to treat you how he treats you, you're like his little pet

if you find out he's not taking his meds, and you probably will through jimmy or pete, you start bugging him to take it

he hates it at first but amidst all his overthinking he realises that you care about him, you want him to perform optimally; so he starts to take them again

now.. on meds gary is more mellow, as we know, so he definitely becomes more soft for you, but not too much

before he took his meds your relationship was in the air, it wasn't concrete and people just assumed the two of you were dating

but now he's taking meds he asks you out directly, and he'll never admit he's over the moon when you say yes

he'll help you with classwork and homework, not always completely but he normally just does it for you bc he gets a little frustrated when you don't get it right

he does make you watch so you learn something whilst he does it for you

practically becomes your private tutor or something

he only cuddles in private, he has a reputation to uphold as a crazy, detached sociopath; he can't be all mushy with you in public

he kinda hates it, but he's dug himself into a hole

he wants to show you off, and sometimes he does in a petty way when people flirt with you

literally just walks over and kisses you until they leave out of awkwardness

unfortunately bc of his reputation, no one believes you when you say he's loving and kind to you (and you alone) in private

gary might eventually redeem himself, but until then he adores you in private

[fannish-karmiya]

according to this fandom lwj is soilt bc he was allowed to keep the rabbits and a-yuan

Oh gosh, I have seen that many times!

"Here, you can keep these rabbits, but they're not pets and you absolutely cannot tell Uncle where they came from or he'll force you to get rid of them. Are we not indulgent?"

"Well, you have rushed to the Burial Mounds with a flayed open back to search for the remains of the man you love and found his child instead, but you can't keep him. We won't have him in our sect...hold on Wangji, if you're going to brand yourself over it then I guess you can keep him, please no more self-harming, didn't we harm you enough?"

(a bit salty, sorry, but the Lans' refusal to take in A-Yuan in particular has been so de-contextualised from the actual canon that there seems to exist a parallel fanon version of the scene where we learn about it)

I've also seen very simple things like LQR buying lotus seed pods for LWJ after hearing he was talking about them cited as examples of LWJ being a spoiled child, which is ridiculous. You know what, that is actually quite sweet, but it is not spoiling a child, it's just that: a nice gesture.

We see quite a few spoiled children in canon, but not LWJ. Mo Ziyuan's mother treats him like he's still a baby and excuses all of his bad behaviour, Wen Chao seems to be indulged a great deal by his father...even dear Jin Ling is alternately spoiled as far as gifts go (his family will buy anything for him and let him behave like a brat without a care) and then emotionally (and sometimes physically) abused as well.

The instances where LQR does something nice for LWJ or a rule is lightly bent for him (if the rabbits stay in the field then they are not pets, just wild animals you sometimes feed) are sweet and show that for all he is flawed and clearly has no idea how to raise children, he does love his nephews. But they're not spoiling him, they're just...nice moments.

[arcanadreams]

Water Fights with the OM Bros

it’s 90 degrees outside at my place and you know what that means!!! water fight headcanons because I refuse to go outside in the heat in real life asdhgskjdgks

once again i’m only doing the brothers bc i do not trust myself with the dateables just yet lmao

Lucifer:

Literally only agrees to join because you’re so excited about it.

“...If it makes you happy, MC,” are his exact words. Simp.

You did agree to make the game have no points though, to keep things from getting competitive. Both at the advice of Lucifer and because you knew he would not join if there was any chance he could lose. (Also because Satan is a menace but we’ll get to that later.)

When all the brothers are gathered he suggests everyone pairs up into teams. 

“You’re only saying that so you can cozy with M-” Asmo tries to say before being sprayed in the face with water.

“My hair!” “Oh, look at that. I suppose the game has started,” Lucifer hides his water gun behind his legs, but he can’t hide the shit eating grin on his face.

He takes your hand with a “Come along, MC,” and leads you away as everyone splits up.

You two make a surprisingly good team for this sort of thing! He knows the gardens well and also knows where each of his brothers is likely to go. You are quite skilled water water guns and balloons. He’s basically the brains and you’re the brawn. 

He snatches a few kisses now and then when you look back at him excitedly after smacking one of his brothers with a balloon. You’re just so cute!

When everyone is all tuckered out and goes off to shower and whatever, Lucifer hangs back with you to thank you for organizing everything. With a kiss to the back of your hand, he says, “I’ll admit, I was...skeptical, at first. But, as usual, you brought my brothers together in a way I haven’t seen in a long while. Thank you, MC.” 

Mammon:

“I’m MC’s first man, so I get to team with them!” “You’re also literally my boyfriend, but okay hun.” Cue Mammon blushing beet red at the nickname and muttering at you not to call him that in front of his brothers. (He doesn’t mean it; he loves that they know you’re his and vice versa.)

Strategically, the two of you are the absolute worst. But that’s because you’re both just there to have fun!

And have fun you do! You actually get in quite a few fun chases with Levi! He’s probably the most into the water fight out of everyone, the three of you are just running around the gardens pelting each other with balloons. It’s super cute.

Mammon is absolutely the type to yell “I’ll avenge you, MC!” every single time you get sprayed. 

Eventually, you and Mammon follow Levi’s advice and start hiding in places to catch some of the other brothers by surprise. Which would be fine if Mammon didn’t blush super hard and start grumbling because of how close together you were when kneeling behind the garden wall.

You roll your eyes and surge forward to kiss him. He’s so shocked he has no idea what to do with his hands at first. But, after a second of pause, his water gun falls to the ground with a clatter and he wraps his arms around you.

“Get a room,” Is all the two of you hear before Belphie dumps a whole ass bucket of water on your heads. Mammon growls and jumps up to get the youngest before Beel can scoop him up, but you grab his hand and stop him. 

You’re laughing super hard, and the sun is shining on your hair. You almost look like you have a halo...Mammon gives up the chase before it even starts because his MC is simply ethereal. 

“Mammon!” You smile brilliantly at him when you finally stop laughing. “I kissed you to keep you quiet! And then you managed to make even more noise!” 

He just hugs you then so you can’t see his blushing face. Stupid lovely human making fun of him. (He likes it, though.)

Leviathan:

This boy is literally the MOST excited when you tell him your idea. He was in on it from the very start.

He actually helped you get all the supplies! He opens his Akuzon account right away and starts showing you what water guns would be best and picking out huge packs of balloons made specifically for being water grenades. (Definitely had looked all this stuff up before in case he found a LARPing buddy.)

You ask him how much Grimm all this stuff will cost and he tells you not to worry. “I’ll cover it!” “But, Levi-” He interrupts you with big blush on his face. 

“L-Listen MC. You’re m-my Henry! And I know this will be fun, s-so...I’ll cover it.” You leap forward and give him a hug, triggering a surprised but equally happy screech.

Honestly he is so excited you proposed an idea like that of your own volition. Like...it just makes him feel like all the games and stuff he finds fun truly don’t bother you. You haven’t been lying; you genuinely are interested in the same things as him. It makes him feel so warm.

When everyone is still arriving, you grab one of your water guns and do that cool spinny thing. You know the thing. The cowboy gun spin. You’re like, “Hey Levi! Check this out!” 

BAM. Boy is OUT. So red his face is steaming. That’s the hottest thing he has ever seen in his entire damn life. What the fuck, MC. He is basically frozen on the spot out of sheer overwhelmed-ness as how hot that was. You have to drag him away when the water fight starts. Totally worth staying up all night figuring out how to do the spin trick with a water gun.

Once the action gets going, you two are unstoppable. No one escapes the fight unscathed thanks to y’all. All those late night Call of Duty sessions trained you for this!!

Your favorite tactic is definitely camping, though. You and Levi would pick a spot and hide there, waiting for one of his brothers to come by, and then...ATTACK!

If it actually were a competition, you two would’ve won by a landslide. But honestly, Levi didn’t really keep track. He was having too much fun watching you. You were so mesmerizing when you were in the zone and so gorgeous when laughing as you gave him victory high fives after a successful ambush. 

You let him take a picture of you posing all tough with your water gun and he makes it his DDD background immediately. And his lockscreen so you can protect his DDD from intruders.

Satan:

THIS ASSHOLE. THIS MAN IS THE REASON YOU MADE SURE THERE WAS NO COMPETITION.

If there was any sense of competition, Satan would’ve gone absolutely out of his mind to beat Lucifer. He would make sure to destroy that man’s dignity as thoroughly as possible.

So, for the sake of both him and the eldest brother, no points. No contest. He grumbles about it, but, much like said eldest brother, he still joins because he sees how happy the idea of a family water fight makes you.

 Satan treats is almost as seriously as Levi does. EVEN THOUGH YOU MADE SURE IT WASN’T A COMPETITION, HE DAMN SURE STILL ACTS LIKE IT IS. UGH.

Literally pulls a map of the House of Lamentation’s gardens out of his back pocket??? And puts it on the side of the fountain?? And starts planning maneuvers on it with you??? He pulls a pen out of his SWIM TRUNK POCKETS to use to point with and emphasize his points. You just blink at him. This is your mans. Good lord.

Considering his expert knowledge of the layout of the entire surrounding area of HoL from that map, he actually knows of some secret passages the other brothers don’t even consider. He takes you to them so you can use them to spy on what Lucifer’s the other brothers’ strategies are.

It’s only once you’re creeping around the tunnels that he realizes something: none of his brothers know where you are. They can’t bother you...time to make out.

Grabs your attention with a quiet, “MC” and gives you a smooch. Soon enough he is backing you up against the wall. A water balloon you have tied to your belt pops against the rough brick, interrupting the two of you.

Satan disregards it and move to kiss you again, but you let out a gasp. He’s worried for you for a moment: did you scrape yourself? But when you turn to look at him, there’s a mischievous glint in your eye that he loves to see. 

“My water broke!” You whisper-exclaim dramatically, covering your mouth in fake shock. Satan has to nuzzle his face in your neck to avoid laughing and filling the tunnel with the echo that would alert his brothers. The two of you basically just canoodle in the passages until the water fight is over LMAO

Asmodeus:

Pretty much just to show off how good he looks in a bathing suit to you and anyone else who happens to be lucky enough to witness his glory.

He’s not the best at water fights and ends up using you as a human shield sometimes adjgfkjshf

“Asmo! Stop hiding behind me!” “I am not letting Lucifer mess up my hair twice in one day, darling!”

He comments quite often on how hot you look. Both in your bathing suit and also when in the zone looking for victims to douse in watery fury. You look like an action hero, MC! Have you ever thought about becoming the next Bond? Asmo could definitely pull some hypnotic strings.~

Every time you successfully pull him out of the way of an oncoming water balloon or block a blast of water from hitting, he totally melts. He presses his back to your chest, swooning against you and batting his eyelashes.

“Oh, MC, my hero! My dashing knight in shining armor!” You scoff, but think it’s super cute. You even play into it sometimes and pick him up bridal style.

“The king is looking for you, my prince,” you say once as you lift him, and he actually blushes. Asmodeus, avatar of lust, blushes at a silly pet name. He was not expecting you to get so into the role!!! He loves it, though.

For the rest of the water fight the two of you are basically roleplaying a royal and his knight bodyguard. It is stupidly fun and the both of you have an absolute blast.

“Oh, MC, my darling knight! I have amazing news!” Asmo says after the fight ends. You’re drying his hair off with a towel. “Yes, my liege?” 

“In exchange for your wonderful and dutiful protection, you have been given permission by the crown to court me! Isn’t that wonderful?” He smiles and you throw your head back in a laugh. You lean down and give him a nice, long kiss on the lips before pulling away. “That is absolutely splendid, your highness.”

Beelzebub:

He loves the idea because it’ll get his whole family together and he knows it. He has to carry Belphie out there but that’s normal.

He helped you and Levi plan!! Excited boy. You filled him in when he joined you and Levi for a game night. He totally volunteered to go get some extra supplies from some nearby stores for y’all. So cute.

Once everyone is actually fighting, this boy WILL NOT STOP BEING A HUMAN (demon?) SHIELD FOR YOU. LIKE NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU TELL HIM IT’S FINE, YOU’RE FINE, HE WILL NOT STOP.

“Babycakes, it’s okay. It’s water. It can’t hurt me.” “But I love you. I want you safe.” O H. O K A Y.

Someone call a doctor Beel just shot MC through the heart!!! He’s so genuine you just bright red and kiss his cheek because he deserve it.

“Well, I guess that’s settled then, huh?” He gives you a big Beel smile and nods, ruffling your hair affectionately.

Y’all get sprayed with water A LOT because your hungry boy is very big and hard to hide. Er, I should say HE gets sprayed a lot because he is a fantastic meat shield and you’re practically dry by the time the fight is over. He, on the other hand, is soaked to the bone.

He still insists on drying you off with a towel, though. The two of you dry each other off back in the twins’ room while Belphie dozes nearby in his bed.

You’re in the middle of drying his shoulders when he just starts talking. “That was really fun, MC. I’m really grateful for you. Ever since you’ve been here, things are always more fun. And you bring all my brother together. Thank you.” 

You damn near burst into tears!!! Ahhhh!!! You sniffle and jump into his nap, wrapping your arms around him. “But MC, I’m still wet.” “I don’t care!! I’m giving you snuggles!!”

Belphegor:

Literally does not give a single fuck about a water fight until he realizes it lets him throw shit at Lucifer with absolutely zero consequences. Then he is all in.

Beel doesn’t even have to carry him around during the fight! Once he is outside and realizes all the shenanigans he can pull, he is perfectly content to grab you by the hand and be the one dragging you around, for once!

You two will probably team up with Satan and Beel at various points. Beel because he’s Beel, and Satan because he and Belphie absolutely set water balloon filled booby traps for Lucifer.

That’s his preferred strategy: set up a trap and wait in the bushes, watching for the target to approach.

He’s definitely the type to yell “Every man for himself!” if someone catches you guys hiding. Unlike his twin, he lets you get totally soaked while he runs away laughing. Dickweed.

You guys have a lot of fun, though!! Seeing Belphie excited is always a treat for you. And, though he doesn’t say anything about it, Belphie also thinks it’s a treat whenever you scheme with him. You don’t join in on his mischief often, so he always cherishes the times you do.

Eventually, after soaking Lucifer thoroughly, Belphie eventually gets a bit tired. You, however, want to keep the fun going. So, just as he begins to dose off in your hiding spot...you spray him. Right in the face. 

He opens his eyes and sees you raising an eyebrow at him challengingly, giggling to yourself. He growls playfully and grabs his own water gun, quickly giving chase as you bolt. 

Being a demon, he’s much quicker than you. But he lets you think you can escape for a few minutes before catching up to you and wrapping his arms around you from behind. 

As you squirm and laugh in his embrace, he feels thankful he joined in on the fight, even if he was hesitant at first. After all, it led to this moment, where he can turn you around in his arms and give you a nice kiss as you melt against his chest.

[bansheeoftheforest]

*brings you a new AU like a feral cat bringing you a dead bird* A gift uwu

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Hyde is very cat-like. Everyone knows this. He climbs to odd places, is always getting into mischief, and hisses when angered. Rachel affectionately likens their first meeting to finding a feral kitten in a bush. He's so cat-like, in fact, that they name the scruffy blond cat with sharp green eyes that sneaks into the building sometimes 'Hyde Jr.'

However, a few of the Lodgers begin to notice that Jekyll is also surprisingly cat-like. He's agile and quick, an expert climber when it comes to retrieving things high up, and they swear that sometimes he stares at cups on tables as if about to swat them off. It reminds them of the other cat around the Society, an auburn furred Highlander, and thus they are dubbed 'Jekyll Jr.'

Hyde Jr. is scrappy like his namesake. He gets into fights, always coming back with scars and tattered ears. Surprisingly so does Jekyll Jr., though they assume his injuries are from getting picked on by other cats. Interestingly enough, Hyde is now sporting nicks in his ears, and Jekyll has started letting the hair around his ears grow out a bit as if to hide them.

But surely this is all just coincidence.

Jekyll and Hyde aren't the same person.

And they definitely aren't some sort of cat shape-shifters.

OK OK HOLD ON I WAS ABOUT TO GO TO SLEEP BUT THEN I GOT THIS ASK AND I LITERALLY COULD NOT KEEP MYSELF FROM ANSWERING THIS IMMEDIATELY. DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE WANTED TO MAKE AN AU LIKE THIS????? ohm GYCOD JEKS YOU BRAIN WAVE SNATCHER.

okokok I don't know what route would be best for this; the early experiments of the HJ7 somehow managing to get Jekyll the ability to shift into a cat, Henry being some supernatural creature or having supernatural-creature-dna in him, or him deliberatly deciding that he wants to be able to turn into a cat bc in all fair honesty, who wouldn't want to turn into a cat?

(I'm staring at my cat rn. She is sleeping on the carpet and refusing to let me close the door so I can go to sleep)

Just... I just love this, ok? Hyde doing nothing to hide his cat-ness, somehow it becomes his gimmick in a truly gremlin like way, Henry trying to be a bit discreet about it and trying to stop all those lil cat changes but soon he finds himself napping in sunrays in his office, somehow finding himself occupied with the most ordinary of trinkets, he has so much more energy and stamina and it has happened multiple times that he takes a run around the Society in the middle of the night to get all that energy out. Him first being spotted in his cat form by the Lodgers and he immediately panics, yet the Lodger just picks him up and coos over him, cradling him and kissing his forehead. Henry is getting attention and affection so how could he ever say no to that? Suddenly the Lodger is parading him around the Society showing him off to all other Lodgers, this is probably the most loved Henry has felt in years. Yet it does not take many days, weeks, months, until the Lodgers begin to spot a blond, tinier, angrier cat walking around the Society, too. He's quite feral but definitely does not say no to treats and pets once he starts warming up to them, some Lodgers worry that Hyde Jr. is the one picking fights with Jekyll Jr., so some Lodgers try to capture respective cat to make sure to separate them. Suddenly, though, once they have one cat the other is mysteriously gone and so is Henry so they can't ask him for help either, although they are probably sure he will throw the cats out if he finds out about them.

Henry tired after a long day of work starts prowling around the Society bc the cat form takes less energy and is much more freeing, a Lodger finds him and sees how tired he is (maybe he has some unhealed wounds from the fights Hyde has gotten into) and they immediately take pity on him, giving him some leftover chicken from today's dinner while soothing his wounds with salves. Once he is healed, they let him climb and lay on their shoulders as he takes a nap.

Maybe Henry would spy on the Lodgers in his cat form? Would he try to soothe his crippling fear and depression regarding the way Frankenstein views and treats him by making her like him as a cat? Hyde getting into drunken fights, realizing that he is losing, immediately turning into a cat and escaping bc those he thought are too drunk to realize? Would Robert/Jasper/Rachel/Maijabi realize, would they know, would Henry tell them?

Goddamnit I love this au already.

NO WAIT JASPER HAVING A ROUGH FULLMOON BUT RACHEL HAVING TO BE SOMEWHERE ELSE SO CAT!JEKYLL CUDDLES UP PLAYS WITH AND COMFORTS HIM SDFSDF

Wait. I wonder what Hyde and Henry would react to the Lodgers naming the cats after them. Like both how they would react in the moment when it happens and when the Lodgers actually telling them what they named the cats adfsfsd

[neko-rogers]

hey!! I’m not sure if your inbox is still open but I thought I’d send this just in case! what would you think abt a dark!peter who’s obsessed w s/o and offers to have her stay with him during like the stay-at-home pet of covid so she’s not alone then when it’s lifted he’s like lol you’re not leaving. sorry that’s kinda long and super specific. i absolutely love your writing though!!💗

Jamie All Over

words: 2,040 (no, i should be sorry bc this was chaotic)

tags: didn’t expect it to be this LONG, manipulative!peter parker, grooming, overprotectiveness, slight mentions of sex, don’t expect too much lmao its a headcanon

a/n: hi babe! i wasn’t entirely sure if you wanted this as a one shot (but if u do let me know!)

so you’re pretty unaware of every move peter is trying to do with you, you know? you were not really sure if it was a kind gesture, as the gentleman he seemed to be, or was it just a special treatment

ever since second year and until now as both of you were on your fourth year, he was consistent with his efforts

these moves were moments like when he would carry your books to your next class or confidently invite you to a study ‘date’ at the library after – often times he tells that his friends were invited, but would never show up later on

sometimes he would bring you lunch. you tried to turn it down kindly, but he insists that it was purposely packed as an extra for when he stays late around the university.

it was a lie though. anyone could tell by the way it was prepared looking very appetizing and tasted just as amazing at it was presented. 

and as peter had mentioned that he lived alone, you also assumed he was the one to make his meals. you were so sure he doesn’t pack for an extra and intentionally wants to impress you with his skills.

“hey, y/n!,” he calls, “look this eggroll has a cute design!”

he honestly was an epitome of a walking sunshine. his smile seemed so pure and you never felt any ill-intent for every gesture he had done for you

his friends seemed very welcoming the moment he introduced you to his group

you got along with ned who seemed to be just as joyful and funny as peter. meanwhile mj was a bit more of a tough cookie, nevertheless you both eventually got a long better than you expected

however, it came to one point wherein your own group of friends started being disheartened with your lack of communication

“you’ve been spending more time with that parker boy, huh?” “yeah, kinda?” “are you two like... dating?” “oh no! no... no... nooo!”

the moment they frowned at you was then that you realized and felt a little more guilty. you always remembered that friends were supposed to be friends despite the lack of time and effort, right?

somehow you tried to compensate for the lack of time with your friends. but every minute you spend felt more awkward than before

they weren’t sharing the same vibe with you and you were starting to question if it had been always like it – were you only adjusting to them?

you reached out for peter, considering that he became one of the closest and trusted people around the university. plus, he seemed to have genuinely great friends

“do you feel happy when you’re spending time with them?”

“well i used to but recently–”

“then you should stop being friends with them.”

you were upset for a second. the way he instantly told you that cutting ties with them would be the (only) option

he sounded serious on the other end of the line and you were just speechless for a moment. the dead air between lines was evident, but you didn’t know what to say

“sorry,” peter makes up, “i didn’t mean to sound too serious. i just don’t like people who are rude, especially to you.”

“oh, it’s fine. i totally get it.” you felt a batch of butterflies around your stomach. someone actually cared for you!!!

the moment you didn’t hesitate on losing your friendship with your past friends and moved on with joining peter’s group, things felt lighter.

somehow you felt more expressive than you realized. they were open to your ideas and thoughts, just as you were with them. you felt super comfortable and realized that you weren’t holding back on anything anymore

that’s why you had expected your winter break to be better than your past ones

everyone agreed to skate around the ice rink in rockefeller for christmas. along with it, also spending new year’s eve at the time square

news flash: you finally had the cliche new year’s eve kiss, with none other than peter parker!!! hooray!!!

for anyone who had common sense, your feelings for peter had accentuated. you weren’t denying it either, and the boy wasn’t oblivious to it too

he was just so irresistible and kind to you, like, all the time – to surreal, honestly

you felt and KNEW you were spoiled with peter (and his friends, who liked to spend time with you outside too, just not as much as him)

just as you were planning your spring break activities, it had to be postponed for another time

a lockdown had to be implemented around the country as it was under the state of a pandemic

mj and ned told the group that they’ll be with their families since lectures had to be concluded for the mean time

you planned to do the same, but you expected that this situation wouldn’t last long. so you chose to stay in your dorm rather than return to your hometown

completely sucks since you not only don’t get to hang out with your friends, but you weren’t able to see anyone in person...

until you got a text from peter

he was literally inviting you over his apartment since he explained that he wasn’t returning home either

you practically rushed to pack a small amount of clothes for a sleepover whilst not forgetting to wear a mask (bc it’s fucking important ok)

you arrived at his address and a big warm hug ensues 

his unit was so tidy and you were convinced he did it to impress you

peter was so happy to see you, acknowledging that you’re also spending a few nights with him

the nights mostly consisted of eating snacks and binge watching movies

however during one of those nights, both of you got a bonus – making out on his couch and further, completely forgetting the television

making out with peter wasn’t awkward at all. most of the time he was the one in control, which you didn’t mind

his hands treated you so gently but the way he teased you made you crave for more than what he was offering

a lot of whining, swearing, and begging – you weren’t aware but he was enjoying it a lot

on his side, he did praise you from time to time, but most of it consisted of raw tension and actions. the room was full of grunts and short breaths 

just want to include how sexy peter would be while he moans all over you. like his whole sunshine personality just drained away the moment he places his hands on either sides of your waist

the next day you felt like a princess even though you know it shouldn’t be???

apparently peter prepared breakfast for you and you felt embarrassed walking around his place only in the shirt you wore yesterday and underwear

just when you thought the extra lunch he packs for you was already amazing, the breakfast he prepared whilst being fresh and hot was just incredible

“you really like it?”

“of course! you really have to teach me to cook sometimes”

peter laughs and jokes, “yeah, don’t worry. i feel like we’ve got a lot of time ahead.”

ok fast forward to a few more days when you were beginning to feel like a freeloader. he lets you borrow a few of his clothes as yours were in the laundry

by the time you wanted to stop by your place, peter started to be more... clingy

at first he didn’t want you to go but after a few more debates, he felt defeated and instead insisted on going with you

eventually you caved and let him. it wasn’t that bad either, he talked to you about a lot of things on the way leaving you entertained the whole walk without realizing how far it had been

he helped you ‘pack’ more stuff so you wouldn’t be going back and forth from his place and yours. you felt like you were going out of town for a month with the amount of clothes and products

both of you returned to his place around late afternoon. you felt pretty tired and didn’t hesitate to pass out on the living room couch

when you woke up you sensed that you were in peter’s bedroom, meaning he carried and tucked you during the night

plus! an arm was wrapped around your midriff and you could feel peter’s breathing against your side

you closed your eyes and appreciated the moment. it was cute and made butterflies flutter around your stomach, and you tried not to move much to not wake him up

anyways apparently the pandemic lasted longer, and more serious, than expected (fuck the government and their incompetency) 

you spent more time with peter and was thankful that you didn’t spend this quarantine alone

within a blink of an eye, a month and a half already had passed. you couldn’t deny that most, or all, days have been unproductive

eat, cook, watch tv, cuddle, fuck, repeatedly get spoiled??? yeah sounds like the dream

weird though because you haven’t completely brought up to peter if you’re actually in a relationship with him. oh no were you just friends with (a lot) of benefits??

but you also felt like it wasn’t the time to bring it up. neither of you were saying anything so it was best to let it be for the fear that things might go downhill from there

anyways this continued for more weeks, especially since the ‘stay-at-home’ policy was deemed necessary

you started to help him do errands around the apartment just to feel like you weren’t an actual freeloader – but it wasn’t a surprise when he kept insisting that you should relax

more cute moments

more sexy times

and more cuddles during night (peter’s grip became tighter every night, but you shrugged it off assuming that it was just you getting homesick and overthinking)

ok but when you brought up being homesick and mentioned that you planned peter wasn’t entirely happy about it

the way he acted wasn’t just clingy. he insisted that he’d be the one to go and that you were staying

“ok but i’m not a dog, peter?” “i know, honey, but it’s too dangerous outside. i wouldn’t want you to be at risk.” “i wear a mask?? i follow health protocols?? i’ll be fine??” “you don’t understand–”

oh god he was becoming controlling

you tried not to argue anymore, rather ignoring and pushing past him to proceed to the door

and peter instinctively wrapped an arm around your waist and prevented you from walking further

there was a lot of struggling, but you didn’t know he was this strong. literally what the hell.

you tried to scream too but he pretty much threatened you to your core

“let’s talk this out,” he grunts as he secures his grip around you

“the hell? let me go!”

things got more complicated. he did convince you to talk with him (by means of tying your arms and legs to incapacitate you from running and righting)

it was a nightmare. he was really soft and sweet with you, even getting teary eyed after stating, “i only want what’s best for you... for us”

however you could sense the manipulativeness through it despite being making everything else look convincing

“trust me, sweetie, i wouldn’t want to hurt you. it would crush me” “please don’t cry. i’m only protecting you” “people are disgusting, they don’t deserve an angel like you” “don’t worry, i can protect you”

it terrified you to your nerves, sending shivers across your spine

at first you didn’t realize it, but eventually after days of being trapped, you figured he had been grooming you the whole time

he tried to make you dependent of him and somehow he did a fine job. just not enough to completely exploit you

though, it made you question what would have been better in your situation: being conscious of his sly nature with the hope of escaping or being unaware and completely wrapped around his finger whereas letting him continue how greatly he had been caring for you?

[the-hopeless-haze]

Oh, My Precious Whore

A/N: didn’t really think I’d ever be posting fic on here again… but I am tired and need a distraction so… have this as a treat

Pairing: Claire Underwood x f!reader, implied Duncan Shepherd x f!reader

CW: derogatory pet names, implied smut (will not occur in full until the next part)

Description: idk this is just pure filth bc there’s a severe lack of f!reader fic and… Robin Wright is hot af. Also had to throw in some Duncan in there bc I love Cody Fern

Maybe you should feel worse right now about what you’re doing, but you don’t.

You, at the very least, should feel scared. The Underwoods, or well, Underwood... she was a powerful woman and if you stepped a millimeter out of place your life was likely in danger. Or so they said. Your in-laws were wary of her, you know, but she was wary of them, too. You think. She’s a difficult woman to read.

The rumors concerning the crimes her late husband supposedly committed are lengthy and convoluted, but you suspect they hold some truth to them. Most rumors usually aren’t based totally in fiction. Her husband was truly a ruthless motherfucker. Claire... Claire doesn’t seem to be ruthless. Nor does she seem to be what you would describe as a motherfucker.

No, she’s a cold hearted bitch. A bitter, sociopathic cunt.

But you never wanted what was good for you.

Sometimes, you swear you love Duncan and you wish it was easier to convince yourself. He a good husband, all things considered. Perhaps a little too focused on work, but... he treats you well to make up for it. He is loyal to a fault, if anyone ever was. You met him through a friend, and though it makes you feel guilty you used him in a vain attempt to get closer to Annette.

But Annette didn’t swing your way, as she told you in not so many words. Or, rather, she said, “Just be a good pet and marry my son. You on his arm will do well for everyone all around. Your dalliances on the side are no one’s business as long as you keep them secret enough that not even Duncan finds out.”

So you agreed, and accepted his proposal you figured she no doubt hounded him into. It’s not so much that you don’t like men, you do, and Duncan is such an attractive man, and he’s a thorough lover... it’s just you suppose you have a preference for women. Older women. You used to joke in high school that you wanted to be a high-end escort for rich older women getting away from their CEO husbands for the weekend.

But your parents would have never approved of that plan. So you went to law school instead. Which was fine. You make decent money without Duncan, but with him you’re somewhat of a young, hot power couple. You’re not really interested in policy the way his family is - you just like ingratiating yourself amongst these people with influence. You get off on brushing shoulders with the powerful. Parties don’t mean much to you. Everyone is truly an evil son of a bitch, no matter what they say when the cameras are on. No one cares about progress, not unless it’s self-serving.

The first time you met Claire, you thought you might die. She barely gave Duncan a second glance but you? She stood and chatted with you about your latest case your firm had taken - how she knew about it among all the other things on her mind, you don’t know - but it was a pleasant conversation, all things considered. You know her and Annette used to be close. You wonder how much Claire does know about you.

You know you can’t trust her. At all.

But after that incident, Duncan grinned and shook his head. “Wouldn’t want to give credence to those rumors. She might have it out for you.”

“Rumors?” You asked, panicking already. Did he know?

“That Claire is a lesbian. It’s been floating around some circles, that that’s why she wasn’t truly upset at her husband’s death, that that’s why she’s pushing so hard for female rights. It’s interesting. It is the first time I met her, but having done so it wouldn’t entirely surprise me.”

You can tell. That woman probably isn’t a lesbian, or if she is, she’s very good at utilizing her charm to make it seem as though she’s not. If anything, you’d peg her as asexual. She uses sex as a weapon. Fair enough. You’ve seen even weaker women feel the need to use it.

You wonder if she’s ever had sex purely for herself and not for manipulation purposes.

You wonder if she could even do that. You reckon you don’t really care if you found out the hard way.

It’s a few weeks later that you receive a message stating the President required your audience. And you know you should tell Annette, or Duncan at the very least, but you don’t. You know you shouldn’t show up at all. But Annette said to keep your dalliances secret. So secret they will stay.

“How loyal are you to the Shepherds?” Claire asks when you arrive. Straight to the point. Good.

“As loyal as I have to appear,” you tell her.

Claire smiles a little. “Why did you marry Duncan? He doesn’t seem quite your type.”

“And what do you presume my type is?”

“Perhaps more feminine. Older.”

“Mm. And what is your type, Ms President?”

“Why did you marry him? Did Annette threaten to out you?” she repeats.

“Not in so many words,” you say.

“Hmm. Interesting. He has no idea, I presume?”

“Why did you call me here?” you ask, your anxiety getting the better of you.

“I need information on the Shepherds. And I believe I have something you’d want in return.”

Your head starts spinning, but no, spinning is an understatement. It’s fucking doing somersaults. You cannot believe what she’s proposing.

“You want to prostitute yourself to me for information?”

And Claire does the last thing you ever expected the bitch to do. She walks across the room and slaps you across the face. Hard enough to sting, but not as hard as you bet she could. You feel the cold metal of her wedding ring press against your cheek as she grabs your chin, her cold blue eyes piercing through to your soul. “Don’t you dare fucking accuse the president of the United States of debasement, and don’t ever assume you have the upper hand.”

“Claire—“

“Are we on first name basis, slut?” she asks, her hand slithering down to your throat. Holy shit, you think. This bitch might actually fucking kill me. You think you’d care more if this wasn’t possibly the hottest thing that ever happened to you. “I didn’t think so. Now. What are your loyalties? Who are you closest to?”

“Duncan, obviously. Annette lets her guard down around me because she likes that I think she’s hot, but she still doesn’t like me. Bill and I don’t get along.”

“Interesting. How much does Duncan know?”

“I know more than Duncan.”

“Really, now? Are you just saying that? Because if you don’t prove to be useful...”

“What? You’ll kill me?”

Claire laughs. “No, you’re much more fun to me alive. But tell me… do you know where Duncan came from?”

“I mean, I truly don’t know how Annette’s cunt could birth anything, given how much of a bitch she is, but…”

Claire smiles. “Yes. Much more fun alive. Duncan is not her child.”

“Well, that’s a relief I don’t have any chance of keeping the Shepherd bloodline alive,” you snicker. “Where did he come from, then?”

“I’ll tell you… in time. But you have to tell him, too. In front of Annette and Bill. I want them all to know.”

“They’ll skin me alive if they knew I was here.”

“Do you want to fuck me or not? These are my terms.”

“So that is why I’m here?”

She only smirks at you, the wrinkles around her blue eyes crinkling as she does. “Your attraction to me is far more interesting than... well, men are pigs, right? I’m sure you are well aware. But you, you look at me like you want to fuck me, sure, but you also know your place. You respect me, even if you try to talk back. Men don’t know any better.”

“Have you ever slept with a woman before?”

She only smiles. “Does it matter?”

“Just wanted to know if there was credence to the rumors.”

“Rumors? You’re quite bold. I’m the one with my hand...wrapped around your throat.”

“It’d be pretty messy for you if you killed me right now,” you retort, wincing and rubbing your legs together as she increases the pressure on your neck.

“You’ll learn not to talk back, whore. To think you’re a married woman...”

“Yeah? Did you hold your marriage sacrosanct?”

There’s that smile again. She’s beautiful, ethereal, but there’s something so inhumane about the way her lips move upward to smirk at you. Maybe you should learn to shut your mouth, but you always were a brat. Besides, it’s more fun this way.

“I did.”

“Liar,” you accuse, smirking at her as you do, and she lets go of your throat and before you can miss the feeling too much she slaps your face again, the right cheek this time, much harder than the first time. You let out a startled, strangled moan on impulse, stumbling back a little against the wall.

“Oh, did that hurt?” she coos at you condescendingly, fixing a piece of your hair that fell out of place as you stand back up, pressing your back flat against the wall for stability. Claire crosses her arms and stands directly in front of you.

“I can take it. I can take more than that,” you say boldly.

“Oh? What else do you like, slut?”

“You name it, I’m game.”

“Anything? Handcuffs? Whips? Knives?”

You nod at everything she comes up with. Jesus, you would let this woman carve out your heart if she wanted it.

“If I make you bleed?”

“Better.”

“Interesting. Does Duncan play these little games with you?”

You laugh. “No.”

“You only want a woman to do these things to you?”

“Precisely. Are you kinky, Madam President?”

“Whatever my partner requires... I make certain I provide.”

“But what do you want?”

“I’m a hard woman to please.”

“Oh. Is that the kind way of saying Frank wasn’t good in bed?” you ask, feigning sympathy. She only smirks again. “I’m surprised you didn’t slap me for that. He must have really been awful.”

“You think you could do better?”

“Women do everything better,” you laugh, earning perhaps the only genuine smile you’ve gotten from this woman the whole time. “That’s why I wanted to know if you’ve been with a woman...”

“No. But I’ve thought about it. Never had a woman as interested as you.”

“I find that very hard to believe. Maybe you just never noticed. What gave it away?” You’re aching for her to touch you again, give you anything, even pain, but she stands still in front of you.

“I can just tell. Besides, I was interested to meet you. You’re the Shepherd’s weak link. I knew Annette didn’t vet you carefully enough.”

“Are you saying me being gay is an issue?”

“Are you so naive to think it wouldn’t be, given the state of this country?” she retorts. “But that’s not all. I can tell you don’t like them. I could tell you were easy... on more than one account.”

You roll your eyes. “I fucking hate Bill. I mean it’s awful to say, he’s not doing well physically, but he’s just made life a living hell for me.”

“Why?” she asks, tilting her head to the side.

“I don’t know. Maybe he hates gay people. Maybe he hates women. Both. Don’t know.”

“So everyone knows but Duncan? Funny how he’s kept out of all the good family secrets that concern him.”

You sigh. “See, sexuality’s a funny thing. I like Duncan. I do. And sometimes sex with him is good if not great. He’s a good partner. But I just prefer women.”

“Must be nice to have it figured out. Your generation did have it easier.”

You look at her questioningly. You never thought someone like her was human enough to struggle with such a thing, but perhaps that’s an unfair assessment.

Or she’s playing you.

Still. She’d have to be quite a good player - not that you should underestimate her skill - to talk about something as personal as her struggles with sexuality. Straight people just don’t get it. Would she really be this easily well versed if it was a game?

“There’s still a long ways to go,” you say.

“I intend to rectify that.”

“Of course you do.”

Her eyes narrow at you and she tilts her head. “Do you think I should be doing better?”

“Yeah. Come out, for starters.”

“Says the woman in a sham marriage.”

“It’s not a sham. I love Duncan,” you protest.

“Then why are you here, selling out his family just for a chance to fuck me? You’re not much better than I am.”

“I don’t think I’ve told you anything yet. Besides. It’s not his real family… as you say.”

“No. You haven’t told me anything I didn’t already know. But I haven’t fucked you yet either, have I?”

“Touché.”

“Come over here,” she beckons, leaning against the desk and once again it strikes you where you are - the fucking Oval Office. Are you seriously going to have sex in the Oval Office? Conservatives would be disgusted by this (although it wouldn’t be the first time this office was defiled). “Don’t look so scared now. You can’t back out at this point.”

You nod, trying not to look as nervous as you feel and walk the few steps over to her, your legs inches from hers. God, you’re practically dying from the anticipation alone.

“Does Duncan ever tell you how beautiful you are?” She asks. You’re absolutely shellshocked. There’s no trace of sarcasm in her voice.

“Sometimes,” you murmur.

“Just like men to not appreciate what they have.”

“Mm. Frank didn’t appreciate you, Claire? Didn’t make you feel good? I would. If you were my wife I’d make you come every fucking day,” you say, and boldly you decide to punctuate that statement by pressing your lips to hers.

Mistake. Or maybe not, you don’t know.

Her hands tangle in your hair and you feel her stand up, press against you firmly before backing you into the desk, pushing you onto it until your back is flat on the wood, and she’s hovering over you, her lips ghosting yours.

“I’m a hard woman to please,” she reiterates and you realize she never fucking lost her breath while you feel like the wind was knocked out of you. “I’m ambivalent about attention in general. But look at you, whore. You crave it, don’t you? Just want someone to tell you that you’re a good girl... oh, look at you squeeze your thighs together. Are you wet for me, slut?”

“Why don’t you see for yourself?” You ask, spreading your legs slightly for her.

She shakes her head, her straight platinum locks shifting as she does so, brushing against your face. “See? You’re not a good girl. You’re a dirty filthy whore and you just don’t know when to shut that whore mouth or close your fucking legs.”

You stay silent - you’re not sure what to do now. Do you antagonize her, push her further, see if it will rile her up again? Or do you try and kiss her again?

Claire has other ideas. “Beg,” she hisses in your ear. “Get down on your knees and beg for me.”

—- and I am evil and ending it there! Plz let me know if I should continue this!

[asmo-ds]

beel just got together with an mc whose love language is baked goods (they bake to show their love) but also bake when they're stressed and beel really can't tell the difference because mc keeps shoving everything they made in his mouth and he enjoys it but he's also concerned so he tells them to stop and they break down bc of the stress and he cuddles them and tells them nice things and reassures them that this stressful period will be over soon, beel is best boy and i cannot stress this enough

Baking for You

Beelzebub x gn!MC fluff

Warnings: MC baking to cope with stress

Summary: When MC begins to bake more and more for Beel he grows worried yet confused as he is well aware they bake to show they love him but they also bake to relieve stress, so he tries to figure out how to tell the difference between the human’s love baking and stress baking

a/n: it’s kinda short but yea and I’m so soft for this mans

Sweet scents filled Beelzebub’s nose as he traveled closer and closer to the kitchen in the House of Lamentation.

He grew excited as his keen nose also picked up the scent of his lover, MC. He quickened his pace excited to eat MC’s sweet first thing in the morning and to see them first thing in the morning.

He walked into the room filled with the wonderful aroma of both his human and his favorite foods. He immediately saw MC mixing some cake batter, rather aggressively. He took note of their aggression and realized it was one of those days for them. He could never tell when they were baking to show their appreciation for him and his brothers or when they were baking out of intense stress.

He slowly walked up behind them, carefully avoiding accidentally bumping ito the many trays of different baked goods they had scattered around the kitchen.

“Hey baby,” he wrapped his arms around their waist from behind, their movements halting for a moment as they turned their neck at an awkward angle to look at him.

“Hi,” they said soft, going back to stirring the batter, attempting to get it perfectly smoothed. MC moved to the cupboard, taking out a cake dish to fill with the batter, the chocolate mixture deliciously molding into the shape of the pan.

They place the cake in the oven and set a timer, turning to Beel and clapping their flour covered hands once and rubbing them together like they were on some sort of mission. 

“Hmmm. Which do you want to try first? Ah- I know! These blueberry muffins are practically calling your name,” MC shoves the muffin in his face, watching as he opens his mouth. They pop it into his mouth and look up at him, expecting feedback.

“Mmmm, this is really good, MC!” He licks his lips and smiles sweetly. He tries to judge by the types of food they made. Perhaps that will clue him in onto why they had baked so much this morning. Alas, as he scanned the room there was such a variety in colors, flavors, and shapes among their goods that he couldn’t tell.

MC shoved treat after treat at him, and as much as he enjoyed it, he was growing more and more anxious because he wanted MC to be happy and he just could not tell what their purpose for cooking was.

“Hey sugar,” he grabs their face in his hands, squishing their cheeks softly and pulling them closer to him, he plants a kiss on their lips before continuing, “is something bugging you? You only bake this much when your stressed or it’s a special occasion for us, and I don’t think it is- is it?!” he suddenly panics at the thought of forgetting something important, but he hears a sniffle and he uses his thumb to wipe tears that fell down the human’s cheeks. “aww, baby hey shh it’s okay,” he pulls MC onto his lap, embracing them with one arm while the other moves to brush hair off of their face because it clung to their salty tear-stained cheeks.

MC buries their face into his shoulder, letting out the tears they had been holding back for days, inhaling the scent of their boyfriend for comfort.

“I-I’m so-ory” MC hiccups out as tears continue to stain their cheeks.

“For what? Sugar, you haven’ done anything wrong, it’s okay to be sad sometimes, even if there isn’t a reason you are still allowed to feel down,” he consoles them, giving them another tight squeeze.

“I’m just worried about finals, and Mammon has been trying to drag me into stuff all week, and I feel bad whenever I tell Levi I can’t play video games with him because I have to study, and Lucifer isn’t pleased with my grades and-” Beel cuts them off by kissing them suddenly.

“All that stuff isn’t anything to get stressed about, it’ll all turn out okay, I pinky promise, I’ll get Mammon and Levi off your back and ask Satan to help you with studying if you’d like,” Beel smiles softly, nuzzling their sniffling nose with his own lovingly.

“A-are you sure, I d-don’t want to be a bother,” MC whimpers, their teary eyes looking into their own.

“I’m sure, MC. I love you, I’d give you the world if I could if it meant you would be happy and relaxed.” Beel placed his lips on their forehead, petting their hair as they let out all of their stress via sobs and tears.

And the author has no idea how to end the fic so yea they cuddled all night :)