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Vace: so do you wanna murder xenos with me :3
Cal: No
Vace: Fuck you, you're not even that hot
#i was a teenage exocolonist#iwatex#video games#Vace is totally the guy who goes “ur not even that hot” after you reject him tell me im wrong#I don't ship them I just thought that this is to funny not to be posted#and true#incorrect quotes
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Foolish: "kill Bad"
Pili: "I'm not gonna kill your situationship"
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your-fav-is-autistic from tumblr dot com is autistic.

Requested by: anonymous
#i know i said no real people but I'll let this one slide cause its funny#and true#your fav is autistic
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the shirt my sister got me T_T
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I think about this Letterbox X-men: First Class review once a week
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No Olivia’s aversion to being protected….that’s literally Elliot’s fault too. He spent like 8/9 years slapping any perp that looked at Olivia wrong, and then had to nerve to make it her fault when he couldn’t do his job without watching her backside.
#teya talks#law and order: svu#like what isn’t his fault???#I read a fic that said Elliot knows how to press all of Olivia’s buttons#bc he installed half of them#and true#he Serena and her father did a number on her psyche
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I'd write an entire BoKris wedding fic just so that I could make Bojan say "There's a bomb at this wedding. Your butt. Your butt is the bomb, there will be no survivors" to Kris
#joker out#bojan cvjetićanin#kris guštin#bokris#That is the only quote I remember from Brooklyn 99#it would be so funny#and true
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you’re all thorns
no roses
like a mirage
just a bit further
just get better
try harder
but you’re thorns
no roses
i can feel you
pricking me
from the inside out
i bleed
to see your face
my pain is
your true color
pooling at my feet
my broken pieces
spell your name
but i can’t read
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them: what radicalized you?
me: chapter 20 of DWWASF
hahahaha
Read: Dean Winchester with a Side of Fries
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why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
#and true#so so true#fanfiction#you won't guess what fandom this fic is from#are you ready#the hobbit#baggenshield#yup#it's from a baggenshield fic#and it's my new motto
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They say nothing lasts forever but they're just scared it will last longer than they can love it.
Ocean Vuong, On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous
#beautiful words#painful but beautiful#and true#love#fear#fickle#inconstant#human nature#ocean vuong#On Earth We're Briefly Gorgeous
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WAIT THAT'S ACTUALLY SO TRUE?? like?? I'm the one who's pressed seeing all that and it ain't even my language 🙏
also the case with angle(angel (especially this)) and were/we're 😔
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TRUE Like, I know I shouldn't be judging, I mess up my english a lot, but like, even my brother gets it wrong sometimes, I saw him use "your" instead of "you're" once and I was like... basically covering my face, AND HE'S 6 YEARS OLDER THAN ME I mean, you guys see it firsthand that my english is shit sometimes, and I don't proofread my stuff sometimes, hell, I barely know which your/you're I need to use with welcome, I just say your welcome, some say you're welcome, and it confuses me, but to each their own, I just don't have the guts to tell them
#bot creator#replying to 🌹#and true#I do see a lot of people use were instead of we're#I think I at least never get that wrong#I know my english#it is my favorite subject in school after all
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If i dont reply to dms and asks its because im like that kitten full of milk image but instead im full of mental illnesses i hope you guys understand 🙏 i love all my mutuals like jesus loves his chidlren i prommy
#im not religious idk why i speak like this#its funny i think#and true#sorry guys i cant even explain myself properly but talking to people sometimes feels like pushing a giant boulder up a hill#like the myth......#bye
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i told swaggy this but i showed my mom a picture of de paul in those fuck ass braids and she said he looked like a white shemar moore in that one tyler perry movie with the bad lacefront braids 😭
like she said he looked like this

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