Back again with my bestest boy(s). This one is dedicated in part, to Alfred×Uhtred, the most iconic and influential relationship in the show. I personally don't ship them romantically, but their dynamic is so electric that I can see why many do.
To The King and his Lionheart, to Head and Heart, to Brains and Brawns 🍻
Also, isn't it absolutely INSANE that this is the first time they touch hands??? These men have known and cared for each other for TWO DECADES and this is the very first time???? That they hold hands?? And it's only for a few seconds???? I mean, I'm not the touchy-feely type myself but male culture is actually ridiculous 😭
so we all agree that kirkwall is both horrifying and fascinating and i wish they'd delved more into its bloody history beyond the snippets we get from the codexes of the band of three. like hello?? three seekers of truth - among which a dalish mage - scurrying about the sewers and lower passages of the city, discovering that kirkwall was designed as some sort of magical symbol, has grooves in the sewers allowing the flood of blood downward for blood magic purposes, and last but not least realizing that its circle of magi had a much higher number of failed harrowings & episodes of blood magic hysteria than basically any other circle in existence??? you cant leave me hanging like that. why was the veil so thin there even before tevinter came? why were they weakening it further?? what was tevinter doing with all those disappeared slaves every year and the huge blood magic ritual involving thousands of slaves and the city itself being a magic symbol??? did the band ever find out if the Forbidden Ones are the same Forgotten Ones of dalish lore??? why was xebenkeck called 'forgotten one'??? hello????? what the fuck is up in kirkwall??????
I honestly wasn't expecting the Kazuha to rejoin my world even after being added in the friend list, 'cause you know, sometimes they're just there- in the list.
But boy am I surprised- in a good way! 'Cause omg I genuinely feel giddy PAHAHHADHSAJDH
The Kazuha wanted fungal spores this time :'))
Also yes, there's "TBC" because I did not include all of the shenanigans here, so there's going to be one more part!
(a very cute close-up of two adventuring anemo men utc)
What does Donnie think of Lou jitsu befpre finding out he is splinter?
Basically the same as in canon - super cool action star, great movies...... vague unexplained feeling of familiarity wonder what that's about, awesome taste in fashion, etc etc.
Lady of Winterfell being an uncommon speculation for Arya is a little ridiculous considering "Arya Stark" is already the Lady of Winterfell. Obviously we, as the audience, know she isn't physically present in the North but she's still an essential aspect of the Northern plot and already associated with the role in-universe despite not being there. There are theories built off a single misinterpreted line but somehow, Arya becoming Lady of Winterfell is unlikely even with all of her plot connections 🙄
Loved the faller reader headcannons and it got me thinking. What if Kieran and faller reader teamed up to pull a few harmless pranks during the few days that the reader was visiting? Also Kieran reacting to the reader's abilities would be interesting, like if they just randomly appeared in front of him.
Heheheh, Faller Reader would ABSOLUTELY pull some pranks. This was fun to write >:3c
Kieran x Faller Reader pt. 2
Considering what the poor boy has been through, I don't know if he's TOO surprised by your abilities. With the knowledge that you passed through an Ultra Wormhole, it makes sense you'd have gained some special abilities like teleportation and walking through walls.
Once the initial shock and amazement is over with, Kieran knows EXACTLY who he's gonna prank first: Carmine.
You teleport into her room while she's away and rearrange her Pokemon plushes and posters little by little. Carmine goes from antsy to INSANE over the next few days, demanding that Kieran is responsible. But he's somehow completely innocent, right? He's been hanging out in the clubroom with the Elite Four, they all saw him there.
Eventually you fess up and tell Carmine it was you, to which she has to hold herself back from nearly exploding in your face about moving her stuff. It gets a good laugh out of you and Kieran for sure though.
You ask her to keep your abilities a secret, with the added benefit that Carmine gets to choose who you prank next. Carmine immediately decides on Drayton.
Since you can walk through walls, you sneak up on him from underneath the floor and untie his cape from his waist when he's not looking. His reaction is priceless, he just looks so dumbfounded and confused. Carmine doubles over laughing-- you've never seen her so happy.
Pranks aside, you sometimes teleport into Kieran's room to hang out with him. He gets lonely quite easily, always yearning to see you again. Looker always scolds you for using your abilities like that, but you honestly couldn't be happier with the way things are right now.