#and wh. wait i. wait brb

[the-haunted-office]

You can hold the boomslang. His name is Little Guy. Anyway im gonna go kill a blonde guy with a bucket hat brb.

"Excuse me, wh- Hey, wait, what are you- You can't just hand me a venomous snake and run off like that!!!" Thursday shouts after the Anon.

She then just stands there, staring at the snake sitting in her hands.

"Okay. Uhhhh. That happened. Okay, Little Guy, is there anything I can do to perhaps, um, convince you to not bite me? I mean, fair enough, I'll respawn when I die, but that doesn't mean I want to go around being bitten by venomous snakes and having my blood pour out of every orifice. Uhhhh. Would you like to, um, perhaps sit down over here by the window? Oh! How about inside this desk drawer?"

Thursday carefully attempts to maneuver the snake so that it will climb into an open desk drawer so she can shut it behind it. Hopefully she doesn't get bitten in the interim.

[shoutmonishere]

NIKKO! NICK! NICKY! YA GOTTA LISTEN THA' WHAT NUMERO UNO SENT ME!

~🎶~

....

Rip this is just BRB, what's so funny a-

No no wait, just listen.

~🎶~ (0:14)

Wh-

**WHE E Z E—**

Ok ok i think i get it now-

Hghghdshsh—

[lunar-lair]

I adore your tags on the post about my cousin asjdkskflg. perfection. and good on you for never doing what the comic showed!

When I was 19, I tried alcohol for the first time. it was basically sparkling fruit juice but I hated it. oh god I hated it so much and I didn’t get why adults loved this stuff??????? but my friends/classmates were always like ‘oh yummy, love me some flavored nail polish” so I kept quiet so no one would know something was wrong with me

turns out everyone I knew was severely exaggerating (trying to fit in). one guy said he dumped his beer in the bushes during a frat party. a girl I went camping with poured water into an empty vodka bottle so she could ‘participate’ without anyone mocking her. a classmate once showed me their trick for pretending to sip by covering the top of the bottle with their hand. I even remember being 22 and trying to claim ‘8 shots don’t affect me’ as if my worth as a human being was calculated by the number of empty glasses I collected

Drinking is a rite of passage for a lot of people. you’re mature if you drink and adults love it, so you can’t be a ‘real adult’ if you don’t drink. It’s less about liking the taste or enjoying yourself - people want to feel part of the ‘in group’ and they do this by othering the ‘out group.’ (in group- likes ‘manly’ drinks, never gets tipsy, takes shots by the handful, etc.) (out group- lightweight, doesn’t drink at all, likes fruity drinks, etc.)

I have severe ADHD and a family history of alcoholism so I have to be extremely careful. addiction is no joke and people don’t treat alcohol like the drug it is. Some families won’t inform their kids of a health history that increases risk factors (or might not even know) which makes underage drinking even more dangerous

…

TO CONCLUDE THIS ADVICE RANT TRIGGERED BY SUDDENLY REALIZING AT 3AM THAT I HAVE MINORS FOLLOWING ME and should probably try to set a good example;

enjoy being 16 and don’t adhere to the rite of passage cultural that makes you ‘look forward to being [insert legal drinking age].’ I know how isolating it can feel when everyone appears to be ‘growing up’ and doing adult things without you, but if nothing else I’ve learned that being the only sober person in a group full of fools is free comedy

*disclaimer for angry internet ppl; things are complex, perspective is subjective, and a single persons experiences cannot be accepted as the ‘one holy truth’*

Oh lmao. Ok ill answer this in blocks the same way you wrote it also hi!!!!! :DDD yet again this is funny?? I spent a good 10 mins commenting on evanescant signs earlier lmao. ok 1st block alright

It is so very funny you say that bc ive actually tried gin. Takes like shitty peppermint and blueberries. Same for red wine, tho i had permission that time (still tasted like shit); never beer tho!! Regardless tonic also tastes Bad, all of my experiences w it have been Bleh. Not to say i ever had more than a sip/severely watered down gulp

PPASNSPSJPD OK LISTEN TO ME. Ive actually tasted nail polish remover AND nail polish before (finger sucking habits r.i.p spaced out bc epic f) AND IT LITERALLY TASTES LIKE THAT AOSJSOSJ. Like the same shit as they put on switch cartridges dude!! Except, comparatively, the only ppl I Personally know who drink like. Period at all are full blown adults i just dont get them either

AND ITS LIKE 4 AM HERE TOO SO IM HANDLING THIS SO V V CLUMSILY RIP but yea!! I mean, peer pressure is lowkey nonexistent in my town; we are so so so so christian and apparently a ton of bad shit happens a lot? But it never reaches me sooo w/e lmao. Literally havent heard abt anyone i know drinking underaged enough for it to be like. Anything other than 'hehehe i sipped the gin in the fridge >:3' like my shit was which is straight up curiosity. Also i already know that lmao; havent been in a room with a bunch of 13 yr olds whove huffed sharpies before?

(Ok 1 how did u get italics in ask?? And 2 lmao dw too bad. Epic disclaimer ofc!! But im like. In this lil Bubble where i have like 180 followers but no one ever actual interacts w my shit its v funny)

[cerealmonster15]

alright so forever ago i made all the main twst students on sims 4, cuz back in the day we didnt know if thered ever be an english release and also i just like making sims of blorbos from my shows and games. my twst sims are basically the only ones i play on sims 4 bc there are So Many of them to pick from

so now blah blah new update home screen reminding me i was playing scrabia last time

yes yes hi jamil, sorry tho i bought my first pets pack on sale today and i gotta go to heartslabyul to give them a hedgehog

there they are [plus chenya bc i love him] and

wh.... wait

immense fear of realization........... so last time i played lol, if i remember correctly, i think i gave kalim the nurturing trait or something like that [bc he canonically has like 40+ younger siblings??]. i had him over at heartslabyul just hangin out right? and i see an option pop up sometimes that’s something like “talk to [sim] about expanding the family“ and im like huh, wonder what that does? cuz it’d be one thing if that was an option for your sim and their lover, but this was a friendly option that showed up for everyone.

so i tested it.

i had kalim say it to cater.

i didnt know if it meant anything or if it was just general whimsical talking

but then i got a popup from cater. he was like “ur right. i SHOULD consider expanding my family. ill think about it”

and i was like haha. uh oh. do i want a baby in this game. the only non adult i have is ortho and i have aging off so like........... eternal baby??? anyway idk whats gonna happen when i hit play, im scared and was stalling this entire time, brb

[kazewhara]

ZUZU ZUICHI ZUCHI LOOK AT THIS

Albedo?????? Oienfiejdjjs when when he when he albedo do when when the they the the them when wh them

Hhh I HHihehahHJSGWUABAJDHSHSB WHEN UH WHGEBAHVDBSDHSHD OH?? OH MY GOD WAI

ait Wait WAIT. QAIT BECAUSE MY HEART JUST SPED UP UMMM BRB TIME TO BOTHER THIS WRITER

[lucifers-golden-bitch-apparently]

ikagine.. minecraft.. right.. and then i come into miencrfat. wait im going into food4less brb

wh

[prettywordsyouleft]

Sooooo hi 😁 remember last week you wrote Minho drabble and you stopped at the confession.... can I get a second part or something else fluffy with him? Pretty pleaseeeeee 💕🍑 love you - delia 🧡🍀

Brb deleting last week so I can skip out on this week, hehehe. I’m kidding, I liked that story a great deal! Let me go reread so we can continue.

Pairing: Choi Minho x female reader

Word count: 372

Story this is continued from: HERE

________________

“I thought you were entirely immune to my charms but maybe I have a chance after all.”

Blinking, you frowned. “Wh-what?”

“Nothing,” Minho shot back weakly, returning to the wall and banging at the cabinet some more. You knew him well. It was his way of avoiding the topic he had just raised. You placed the cup you held down and approached him slowly.

“You just said-”

“You’ve never taken an opportunity to explore more than this, so why now?” Deciding he did want to talk about it, Minho dropped the hammer and turned swiftly to look at you. 

“What do you mean?”

“I’ve waited years for you to look at me the way you just did.”

“Why did you wait? You could have just said something!”

Minho shrugged. “When it comes to you I’m not Mr Confident as you label me.”

“But you are confident!”

“At things I know I can do well. You’re not one of them.”

You were confused. This had all started because you had found your childhood friend in a shirt for the first time since you could remember. Suddenly Minho was unleashing a whole load of emotions you had never expected him to hold. Well, towards you, at least. You were always just the friend, just the roommate, just the girl who didn’t go weak in the knee from a smile or exposure of his body. 

“Have you ever thought the same about me?” he wondered, his voice small, insecure. You were overwhelmed. 

This was Choi Minho! You had sat next to him whilst he’d flirted openly with girls in school and scored even the toughest numbers from university seniors with one attempt. 

Shaking your head before you realised it, you watched as his shoulders slumped. “Knew it.”

“No!” you called out, gaining his attention before he spun around. “Not because... well, I never entertained it because you’re you.”

“What does that even mean?”

“You’re the it guy. The one everyone wants to be with or be like. I never gave myself a chance because I didn’t feel I had one, to begin with.”

Minho stepped closer to you, gauging your reaction before cupping your face. Kissing you softly, he then smiled. “You’ve always had one.”

________________

My ask box is open for this week’s Chelle Chats!

[elkian]

Ch 19 - Eirika - Gameplay

After  O N E   M I L L I O N   Y E A R S  I return!

Restoration Queen Mod

Vanilla LP

Previous post (Narration)

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Of course, there’s even more narration!

“So watch, Lyon.“

Some seemingly minor but interesting changes. “I haven’t found a way to save you,” not “I couldn’t save you”, and she addresses him as the threat rather than just the Demon King.

Now to battle!

I’m using the LP as a guide, and a good thing, too. Look at these assholes. The mercs just have Steel Swords, but those Druids have Luna. Both of them.

Although they’re mainly a threat to the NPCs, really.

I wasted Artur’s turn by not paying attention - he’s not high enough Staff rank to use Warp. Natasha gets refreshed and profits.

What a joke. At least until that 4% crit procs...

Wait, wh-

Ohhh boy.

HOW did you get hit TWICE?

There’s another General (Just with Steel, thankfully) hanging out right next to em too.

Mistakes were made.

Pretty early tho, I don’t mind resetting if I have to.

Eirika remembers how to dodge, this time.

REALLY remembers.

Speaking of dodging... Seth’s WTD gets him hit with the first guy, but doubles down the second.

I need 4 of 10 NPCs to survive apparently. So I don’t love this, but-

Um, well... shit. Reset!

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So tumblr ate the entire rest of this post, brb -_-”

[shirtlesssammy]

8x01: We Need to Talk About Kevin

Then:

P U R G A T O R Y

Now:

100-Mile Wilderness, Maine

1 Year Later

A couple is sleeping peacefully in the forest when a bright light fills the sky, waking the woman.

The couple goes out to investigate when they hear rustling outside. It’s a deer! Close...it’s Dean! He’s looking more like a feral rat than a deer. I would not want to run into someone looking like Dean in the middle of nowhere, that’s for sure. He pulls his gun, asks where the road is, grabs a bag of their stuff, and skedaddles. Yikes. First, for anyone not caught up, let’s all collectively scream what we all thought on our first viewing: Where’s Cas??! Second, who the fuck hikes anywhere, let alone the 100 Mile Wilderness trail with that kind of gear?! Camp chairs? A lantern the size of a dining room chandelier? A tent that’s making Harry Potter quake? Anyway, I lol thinking this is the most unbelievable part of this scene, and not the dude who just got back from Purgatory. 

Clayton, Louisiana

4 Days Later

Cue up Styx “Man in the Wilderness”, and sit back and watch one of my favorite montages. Watching Dean walk down a road never gets old. He walks to a cemetery and digs up a grave. He chants an incantation over some bones, and voilà, he brings back to life a vampire! They embrace.

Wait, what? 

In Kermit, Texas, Sam’s ditching on a woman AND a dog. He drives to Rufus’s cabin in Montana, where a hiding Dean assaults him with all the monster tests. They both pass, and hug. Sam is shocked. “I guess standing too close to exploding dick, sends your ass straight to Purgatory.” Dean explains the situation with the first dick joke of the season. Sam has further questions, and Dean is vague on the details. Sam also wonders about Cas. Dean shuts down a little more and admits, “Yeah, Cas didn’t make it.” 

Sam presses the matter. “Something happened to him down there. Things got pretty hairy towards the end, and he... just let go,” Dean adds. So, he admits that Cas let go here, did he alter his memory after this? In any event, Dean’s really broken about it. 

Sam then admits that he got out of the life, tossed all his phones, etc. “Something happened to me this year, too.” Gah, like a complete breakdown and fugue state, but I will reserve my thoughts for my non-existent essay on the state of Sam’s mind when Dean and Cas were in Purgatory. That sends Dean into an anger spiral. (Natasha: LIMES)

He listens to all of Sam’s phone messages --the increasingly desperate and eventually disillusioned pleas for help from Kevin. 

He was their responsibility, and Sam just ditched him. Uh, because he was in complete mental failure! Sam hears something in the background of the last message and is able to isolate the sound to a bus station. They track him to Michigan, where his girlfriend, Channing, is attending college. 

Once at the motel, Dean sees two boys playing with their toy guns, which sends him into a memory spiral. He’s chasing a vamp in Purgatory and eventually catches him. “Where’s the angel?”

WhEreS tHe aNgEl?

W H E R E ‘ S  T H E  A N G E L?

??

?

(Don’t touch me.)

“You’re him. The human.” 

Like, excuse me? The monsters are all meeting up talking about the human wandering around Purgatory looking for that angel? LIKE PLEASE. No, please STOp. I can’t take it, even after all these years. 

Anyway, Dean keeps demanding to know where that goddamned angel is. The vamp refuses to say so Mr. Dramatic lops his head off set to a very elegant camera angle. 

Another monster attacks but Dean’s too far from his machete. Then ANOTHER monster attacks THAT monster. Spoiler: IT’S BENNY! 

Later, in the motel, Dean suggests moving on, but Sam thinks he should get some rest. Dean goes into another anger spiral --probably because he couldn’t sleep for a year and all Sam did was sleep due to his complete breakdown. Sam trying to ignore that he didn’t have control of his world isn’t helping him with Dean. Sam found “a girl.” Well, actually, she was a fully grown woman, but go on… Listen, I don't like the Amelia stuff as much as the next person, so I have a very elaborate headcanon of Sam’s mental break and the symbolic fantasy world he created while he barely existed at the cabin. 

Anyway, Sam asks Dean what Purgatory was like. “It was bloody. Messy. 31 flavors of bottom-dwelling nasties. Hell, most days felt like 360-degree combat. But there was something about being there.”

“It felt pure.”

It fElT PuRe

I T  F E L T  P U R E

Flashback to Purgatory, where Dean’s life is still saved by Benny, the vampire. Dean threatens to shiv him up the ass so...every friendship needs to start somewhere? The vampire knows an escape hatch out of Purgatory! But it’s only for humans. He’ll show him the portal as long as Dean smuggles his soul out of Purgatory. 

The first rule of Purgatory is you can’t trust anyone. Dean doesn’t trust Benny - not an inch. But he does need allies. He tells Benny that he’ll agree to that tenuous deal as long as they find “the angel” first.

At a college, the Winchesters interview Channing. She hasn’t heard a word from Kevin and furthermore, would spurn his love forever now that he’s no longer going to Princeton. Ouch! After they leave, Channing’s eyes go black and she slices her roommate's throat so she can make a phone call. DOUBLE OUCH! She reports that Kevin still hasn’t gotten in touch with her, but Dean Winchester is back.

Trying to get some work done amongst the students, Sam experiences his own mournful flashback. He hit a dog! He shouted at veterinary hospital employees! Damn it, this is an animal hospital!!! I hand you a bloody dog, you fix! Shouting helps things happen! 

Sam bby.

Dean arrives with a burger in hand, reunited with one of the loves of his life at least. Sam reports that he’s tracked Kevin to Iowa.

At a run down church in Iowa, the Winchesters pay a house call. Kevin immediately confronts them with a Borax-loaded supersoaker. Once he figures out they’re human, Kevin gives them the tour of his new digs. He’s learned how to ward against demons. And then while explaining his recent past, Kevin has his own flashback! Everyone gets one! 

In Kevin’s flashback, he’s been captured by Crowley who sits him down to work on another tablet. A DEMON tablet! Dun dun DUN! Kevin mines its secrets and tells Crowley that there’s a hell gate in Wisconsin. (Made out of cheese?) Demons gather ingredients for him and Kevin gets to have a MONTAGE of preparing a spell to open the gate. Only…

...Kevin was hoodwinking the demons the whole time. 

He’d found a demon bomb recipe and blasts away his guards while Crowley waits on a distant Wisconsin farm. 

Back in the present, Kevin’s stowed the tablet somewhere safe but before he did that, he made sure to memorize one more important spell from the tablet: a spell to close the gates of Hell...FOREVER. 

Dean and Sam head outside to the...second story church deck?...to chat. Sam’s disappointed that Kevin seems further into the hunting life than before. Dean’s proud of the kid - “he’s in it whether he likes it or not.” Oof. Dean, your Winchester is showing.

Sam heads down to the candle-lit church. He apologizes to Kevin for bugging out on him - and on everything hunting related. It’s definitely staged like a confession.

Kevin admits that he’s perturbed when he really stops and thinks about his life, post-prophet-revelation. Sam assures him that “it gets better.” Hmm RLY? Sam’s an optimist, and continues: if they can banish all the demons, Kevin might actually be free to live a good life. BRB weeping and shouting angrily at this show!

In Sam’s hazy flashback, he waits anxiously for the news from the vet. She reports that his dog will be okay. Sam corrects her - the dog isn’t his! She double barrel blasts him with sarcasm, implying that if he doesn’t take care of the dog he hit then he’s the worst person in the world. Which. Okay. I generally don’t mind Amelia though I think she demonstrably has terrible luck picking stable, healthy relationships. But this scene always has me rolling my eyes. It’s so normal to foist a dog on a stranger! Everyone has the means and time to care for a dog, not to mention a dog who has been seriously injured! A vet would not do this! Amelia, plz. 

Amelia puppy dog eyes Sam, and he’s toast. He’s spent so many years working on his offensive puppy eyed tactics, he never thought to work on his defense!

The church begins to shake and wood splits apart Kevin’s devil’s traps. A couple of demons arrive, armed with more swagger than weaponry. There’s a zappy flashy kicky fight and then Crowley and Channing arrive. Crowley demands the tablet for Channing’s life. He flashes Channing back into control for a moment as proof of life. Kevin offers himself up in exchange for Channing’s freedom and heads off to “pack up.” Then Kevin lures Crowley and Channing to a holy water trap.

As they’re being doused, the Winchesters and Kevin escape. While they drive away, Crowley orders the demon out of Channing and then kills her. Oof. 

Later, Dean gets a phone call as they stop for gas and snacks, and then passes it off as a wrong number. Kevin passes on donuts and beef jerky. He just saw his girlfriend die and that doesn’t lend itself well to gas station snacks. 

Dean offers up words of Winchester Solace™. “You’re in it now. Whether you like it or not you do what you gotta do.” Good talk, Dean! 

On Dean’s pee break, he furtively places a phone call. It’s Benny, the vampire from earlier! He’s lurking on the edges of a funeral in a not-at-all-suspicious way. He figured out cell phones! But not fashion.

Dean tells him that they shouldn’t talk for a while since they’re both adjusting to life. Benny wistfully tells Dean that Purgatory WAS pure and he should have appreciated it more while he was there. They both admonish each other to be good (and presumably not go on a murderous rampage). Good talk!

WHERE’RE THE QUOTES?

We made it, brother

I don't know whether to give you a hug or take a shower

Nothing says "family" quite like the whole family being dead

Where’s the angel?

Hey, the rules are simple, Sam. You don't take a joint from a guy named Don, and there's no dogs in the car!

So you're looking for a soul train

There's a demon in you, and you're going to your safety school

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[onepunchmiss]

OPM s2e12 Live Blog

“The Wiping of the Disciple’s Butt”

The season finale. I’m nauseous. Lets begin. 

As always, I’m watching from the perspective of someone who has read the manga and webcomic. 

Right where we left off. Again I love the music. I’m just like, really calm right now actually. hhhhhhhhhhhokay. OOF oh god all the crunching sound effects oh no, this is already so weird watching Garou get his ass handed to him since he’s pretty much curb stomped every other hero in battle thus far, or at the VERY LEAST avoided taking so many hits. This. is so uncomfortable to watch. WOAH ????? THESE SHOTS WERE ONLY THERE FOR A SPLIT SECOND BUT??? HOLY SHIT???

GAROU’S HAIR OH MY GOD 

Oh god oh god Bang is relentless this hurts please stop guys GUYS PLZ  HAS NO ONE REALISED THAT NOT ONE HERO HAS DIED CMON PLZ IT HURTS calm down stop trying to kill him plsplspls OH

THIS 

IS WHY

WE STAN GAROU

HE SAYS FUCK DEATH HOW ABOUT I JUST GET STRONGER INSTEAD QUE EPIC THEME MUSIC

oh god damnit him legit running on all fours right there just looks goofy tho F “preposterous style” Bang you aint lying asdfghjkl really though OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DRAWN SO BEAUTIFULLY THIS IS SO BLESSED 

WAIT 

NO OPENING THEME???????????????????? WHAT?????????????????????? WHY????????????????????????? ONE, I WANTED TO SEE THE CHIBI OF THE WEEK AND 2 

I WASNT PREPARED FOR MY FAVORITE DOPEY BIRD MAN THE FUCK PHOENIXMAN PLS NO ILY I know people hate him a lot but I just really dig how he feels like a fleshed out character compared to most other monsters, like he’s legit lookit him being all smart and stuff plz I just,,,,,,,,,,,, want to hug dumb fluffy birb ;-;

Woah again I’m being blown away by the animation??? Garou getting smacked around is really fluid and this just looks really cool in general?????

FUCK I CANT DO FLASHBACKS MAN JUST HEARING THE KID VOICE MAKED MY STOMACH LURCH OH NO 

OH NO I SCREAM OH NO I CANT OH NO GIMME 5 MINUTES PLEASE I CANNOT BBY NO I FORGOT ADULT GAROU IS IN THE FLASHBACK WATCHING THIS TIME PLS NO 

LIKE???????? I got kinda a comedic vibe watching him comment on it in the manga but the slow music and shit is just FUKKIN ME UP RIGHT NOW I HATE IT THANKS IT HURTS

oh god his face he has the seething thousand mile stare of quiet rage and its burning a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING “But me I was the loner kid. Always gloomy and without friends” STOP. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT. IM CRYING AT U RIGHT NOW STOP

NO DONT HOLD HIM LET HIM GO S T O P OR SO HELP ME i can’t watch this what the fuck “I was always the loser” SHIT this legitimately hurts me “I dont want to be the monster anymore” GArou hey did you hear that part?? hEY GAROU DID YOU HEAR YOURSELF THERE??? 

WHAT DID I SAY WHAT THE F DID I JUST SAY STOP HOLDING HIM STOP STOPPIT  THE HELL MAN What if……….. I just go BACK IN TIME AND ADOPT BB GAROU CAN I DO THAT IS THIS POSSIBLE IS THIS ALLOWED ? ?? ?

oh my god it keeps getting worse. I mean. I already knew garou was being disproportionately reprimanded for what he supposedly did, but watching this scene just fucking kicked me in the teeth. As if my stomach wasn’t already in knots. The fuck . why does this hurt so much more watching than reading the frustration in seeping into me ffffff.

This looks really cool but, i can barely focus on that because im pretty much being exsanguinated on the floor over here by this whole sequence look at him crying. do it for me cause I sure as hell can’t 

“I want to strike a blow for the little guy”

Fukkin GETTEM GO GETTEM 

HOLY SHIT HIS VA IS GOING T F OFF 

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIT HIM ILY SO MUCH SAVE THE DAY BIRB SAVE 

ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO INTENSE EVERYONE IS SO INTENSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BUT HOLY SHIT FUCK IM SCREAMING GAROU IS SCREAMING BANG AND BOMB SCREAMING GENOS AND EVEN PHOENIXMAN EVEN THE MUSIC IS SCREAM WE ALL JUST SC R E M

OH MY GOD AND THE LITTLE HEAD NOT GENOS AND BANG GIVE EACHOTHER SAVING THE HEROES OH MY GOD OH FUCK AND THE WAY THEY ANIMATE BANG JUMPING AROUND IS DOPE AS HELL AND ALSO HOLY SHIT ELDER CENTIPEDE I MISSED THE UNSETTLING SMOOTH CG LIKE ANIMATION FOR THE CENTIPEDES EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS JUST SCREAMING RN I AM OVERLOAD HELP 

Garou flailing in the air in Phoenixman’s grip is … really adorable oh my god. “It’s your fault for not finishing them” ooooooo that shut him up didn’t it oof. Also nice cameo by Tatsumaki there 

ASDFGHJKL THE MUSIC AGAIN I LOVE IT I LOVE THEM LOOK AT THEM OH MY GOD 

THIS IS SO BAD ASS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BADASS

Genos’s eye static, The brother’s fists swirling, THE FUKKIN CARAPACE SHATTERING 

THIS FIGHT IS SO WILD MY COMPUTER CANT EVEN TAKE IT. ITS GLITCHING AND FREEZING UP HOLY SHIT

oh god ok the face coming out of the face was pure nightmare fuel alright then

WAIT

I FORGOT GENOS IS A SELF SACRIFICING DUMBASS. NO IM NOT READY GENOS YOU DOOF LISTEN TO KUSENO LISTEN TO HIM 

oh no 

oh no

im crying oh no

this animation is beautiful first of all and the music like im just here this is where I’m at and I’m crying oh no 

He’s an angel. A literal angel. Look at that and tell me he doesn’t look like a fucking angel in the sky with the rays of light casting shadows around him. 

Genos you are too good and pure for this world but that DOESNT MEAN TRY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED 

Shit they really made it look like he was gonna self destruct there for a second which MADE HIS LAST STAND EVEN MORE INTENSE OH MY GOD SWEETHEART Y’all ever get into a show because you keep seeing one character that catches your interest, and you keep seeing them pop up on your dash or wherever until you finally decide ‘well fuckit, this is the asshole that’s gonna get me to finally watch the show’, cause you’re already invested in them anyway? Genos did that for me with OPM. If this fool didn’t exist Who knows how long it would’ve taken me to get to watching OPM, if ever. And shit like this is why I STILL love him. I usually move on to new faves 90% of the time but nope. Genos earned his spot and is keeping it. Look at this insane shit. My heart. Uhg

Enough gushing asdfghjkl ok but Genos, you just went INTO THE DAMNED THING’s STOMACH,,,,, and you’re SURPRISED that there’s STOMACH ACID?? But real talk. What the EVERLONG FUCK is that thing’s insides made out of? How did it NOT DIE. the FuCK

asdfghjkl Phoenixman’s chuckle???? I love 

Oh Bang no, this is wrenching my heart like I know that he doesn’t actually use his power but its built up so intensely like,,, would he be ok if he did??? and actually more concerningly since it even WAS brought up that he has some hidden true strength, will we EVER get to see that??? Oh Shit well when they word it as “All the power left to me in this life” then yeah, that seems pretty life or death ish???? THE FUCK 

Oh thank god comedic relief is here I feel like i’m about to have a heart attack my chest is so tight hhhhhh ok breathe WAIT THIS ISNT COMEDIC THIS IS BADASS AS HELL JEEZUS witht he flashbacks to the Saitama encounter and THIS LOOK

The Anime is really fucking with the audience huh??? Making it look like KIngs about to throw hands like???????????? OH SHIT AND THIS MUSIC IS DOPE AS HELL TOO IM JUST laughing I have so much excessive energy right now???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLJHGFDSWERTGYHUIUJHGFDFGHJKJHGFRE THE FUKKIN SONG THEY BROUGHT IT BACK THE ULTIMATE SONG I GOT THREE NOTES IN JUST THREE NOTES AND I KNOW IM SCREAMING I GOTTA GO RUN BRB 

IM STILL SCREAMING FADFJSAGFJDSLKAHVFSKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR MAIN MAN THERE HE IS THERE HE IS IM GONNA THROW UP 

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

OH MY FUCK THATS WHAT THE OPENING SEQUENCE EXPLOSION WAS FROM OH GOD OH FUCK BEAUTIFUL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH FUCK OH GOD 

The REPRISE oh no oh NO OH NO OH NO NO ITS NOT OVER im not ready its not I cant no no no i dont want to press play cause if I press play it will end soon no no no Oh my god and at the end there isnt gonna be a title card for the next episode because THERE IS NO NEXT EPISODE no non o nonononon on on on ono no no no 

NO 

HEY IVE BEEN RIPPED OFF. WHERES THE FACE WITH HIS HAIR BLOWN BACK??? ASDFJKL fine I cant even be mad everything else was tooo  ofdbghjfshkggfhsjgbfhjka

KING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REACTION ASDFGHJKL W H A T 

WAIT THEY ARE DOING THE OPENING THEME AT THE END NO I CANT HANDLE SEEING EVERYOONE NOW OF ALL TIMES GOD DAMNIT WHY ok yknow what. I knew it would be king. I dont know how but i did 

Wha

wh

fkin cliffhanger no please no 

I.. I’m kind of at a loss for words. I’m. That’s it, huh? It’s really over. It doesn’t FEEL over. There’s so much unfinished business. Well, the only way to really neatly wrap everything up as neatly as S1 did would have been to get ALL THE WAY through the Garou arc, which obviously wasn’t going to happen, but this is not a great spot to leave off if we’re going to endure another few years hiatus. My hope is that, with biweekley manga updates, we should wrap up the Monster Association/Garou stuff (assuming it doesn’t diverge from the web comic too much) some time next year, and I’m HOPING that s3 is already being planned accordingly along side manga publications. So MAYBE it will at least be announced around that time 2020. That’s my wishful thinking at least. I don’t think I can survive 3 years. anyway

You could really tell JC Staff poured their hearts and souls into these last 2 episodes. Absolutely gorgeous, paced well, so completely satisfying and making every second of s2 worth while. For me, at least. I’ve already seen people still complaining and I’m just sorry they didn’t have as much fun as I did. 

Seriously, thank each and every one of you guys. This has been a wild ride, I’ve barely had this blog a few weeks before season 2 started airing (and honestly just got into opm maybe a month before that?), so I owe a lot of the success on the blog to the anime I bet. This was the first series I’ve never tried live bogging, and I honestly can’t believe that they were as popular as they were? Especially since I never have any idea what I’m doing but yall listen to me ramble anyway?? Yall are crazy thank you so so so much. Now my tuesdays are gonna feel really empty… next week is gonna be weird as hell. Though I’m gonna get mad nostalgic good vibes rewatching this season in the future in no small part from sharing my experience with everyone who's stuck around. I can’t say see yall next week this time, but, see you next season whenever it may be for sure.

[i-choose-liam]

Say Something - Kate x Will (MC)

A/N: Just a fluff/angst one shot about Kate O’Malley and my male MC, Will. This story is pre Veil of Secrets, back when they were roommates at Hartfeld. This is not my best work but I am stuck. I still hope you all like it. Thanks.

Tagging: @thatspicegirlssong, @indescribablechoices, @femmeshep and @bowful. If you want off the tag list, please let me know. Thanks!

Weekends at Hartfeld were not particularly exciting for Will. The one thing he had to look forward to was catching up with everything he had learned over the week. He tried to revise as quickly as possible. Because the minute his roommate laid eyes on him, she was sure to drag him into doing something "fun".  'Why does everyone at Hartfeld party so much?'  He used a yellow highlighter on a line in his Media Ethics notebook. That point was of...  "Hey Wiiilll?"  Will's hands stopped moving. Kate was calling to him... from the bathroom.  He cleared his throat and called,  "Yeah?"  "Could you be a sweetie and get me a towel, please? I forgot"  He sighed and called back,  "Be right there"  This wasn't new. Kate was... a free spirit. She practically paraded around the rooms half-naked. He had thought he would get used to it by now, it being their second year living together and all. But a rush crept up his necks and into his cheeks at the thought of Kate waiting for him in the shower.  'Pull yourself together!', Will scolded himself, 'That is so inappropriate'  Trying not to think of warm jets of water drizzling over Kate's body, Will grabbed a towel and headed to the bathroom. He knocked on the door and immediately turned his back to it.  "Towel", he said, holding it behind him.  The door clicked open and a warm, heady scent of exotic flowers and soap wafted out. It smelled so fresh, his eyes closed in bliss as he took it in. It smelled like Kate.  "Why are you standing like that?", Kate asked.  'Oh shit. Don't look back. Don't you dare look back'  Will replied, looking straight ahead at a wall,  "Like what?"  Kate giggled from behind him. She said,  "Are you trying not to look at me?"  "Of course I am"  "You can look..."  "What?"  "Nothing. Thanks for the towel"  He was speed-walking away even before she could shut the door.  With some deep breathing, Will had managed to take his mind off Kate and her shower. He opened his notebook again. Stretching his legs on his bed, he leaned against the wall and read. He was barely past two lines when he became aware of the enchanting smell again.  "Don't mind me, Mr. Peabody. I'm just looking for the earrings Makayla lent me", Kate said.  Will looked up at the sound of her voice, and his heart stopped. Then it started beating so fast he feared the entire campus would hear it.  Kate had sauntered into the room wearing a pink towel and nothing else. Beads of water clung to the skin on her arms and her lithe legs. He could see nearly everything. The sloping curve of her breasts, the dip of her lower back above her butt, the freckles on her shoulders.  'Oh sweet Jesus'  He quickly averted his eyes and pulled the book up to his nose. Did she seriously have no inhibitions walking around like that in front of him?  "Where did I put it?", Kate stood right in the middle of the room, a finger tapping her lower lip, "Where did I, did I, did I?"  Will closed his eyes and hoped for mercy. When he opened them, he found Kate climbing onto the bed, right between his legs.  "Hey, whoa!"  "Sorry", she stood up on the bed, smiling down at him, "I just remembered I put them on your mantle"  Her legs were spread apart as she stood, the part where her thighs touched being right in Will's face. He turned his head to the side, stammering out a string of words.  "W-wh-why would it be on m-my mantle?"  "They are gold. I couldn't keep them with my other earrings. You know how I keep misplacing stuff"  He pressed himself against the wall as Kate's tantalising presence grew closer.  "Um... I'm pretty sure they are not on my mantle"  Kate dropped down to her knees between his legs. She leaned forward, her hands on Will's thighs. She blinked and he couldn't help but note for the infinite time how long her eyelashes were, over those sparkling eyes. Kate leaned closer, asking him,  "No?"  He wheezed,  "No"  Kate stayed there, her knees almost touching between his legs. Will looked away as her towel scooped low, revealing soft cleavage.  She pressed her fingertips into his thighs, backing down and off his bed. He watched her bend over by her nightstand, and immediately looked away again.  "Found 'em!", Kate announced.  "Great", he said.  Will pulled his legs closer and sat up straight. Despite of knowing he wasn't going to be able to focus on Media Ethics now, he opened the notebook and forced himself to read.  Kate asked, from the other end of the room,  "Will, what colour bra should I wear for hosting movie night tonight? This, or this?"  He didn't take the bait, kept his eyes focused on the page. He said,  "For the hundredth time, Kate, I'm not going to help you pick out the colour of your underwear"  "Ugh. Sometimes I wish you were gay. Maybe then you’d care about what I wear"  "Stereotyping"  "Sorry, Mom. Anyway", she said, "I'm going to wear this red one tonight. Imma go change. BRB"  She left for the bathroom, prompting his eye-roll.  'Great. Now I'm gonna have that mental image in my head all day'  When it was time for movie night, Will welcomed their friends in. He even greeted Charlotte's new girlfriend of the week. She gave him a dismissive glance before heading straight for the couch.  "Hey man", Yan clapped his shoulder, "Where's Kate?"  "She's baking cookies for us. Some new unicorn flavour thingy she found online", Will said.  Charlotte's girlfriend, René, snorted,  "Cookies? What are we, five?"  Will would have retorted but Kate came in, greeting everyone in her loud, happy voice. She hugged their friends like she hadn't just seen them a day before. He loved that about her. Kate had so much love to give. Sometimes he wondered where it all came from.  "Hi, new friend!"  She hugged René, who returned it half-heartedly. Will headed to the kitchen to check on the food.  "Where are you going?", Kate pulled him back by the arm, "You didn't get your hug"  He just shook his head as she wrapped her arms around him. He hugged her back, allowing himself one sinful whiff of her shampooed hair, then let go. Kate was looking up into his eyes and smiling.  "Why don't you start the movie and I'll bring out the food?", she said.  He teased her,  "So domestic"  "Ew, no"  He grinned, watched her go, and turned back to their guests.  René looked fit to eat her words. Kate had laid out a whole array of tasty snacks on the table. Mozarella sticks, pizza rolls, beer, salted peanuts, and pink-purple, white chocolate chip cookies.  "Kate? I. Love. You", Neha said, stuffing her face with a pizza roll.  "I'll take compliments in the form of spa coupons, thank you", Kate winked.  Will was the only one to realise Kate had no place to sit. The movie was about to begin. He started to get up, saying,  "Come here. You can sit..."  Kate pushed him back in his seat, between Yan and Neha.  "Don't be silly. There's plenty of room for everyone", she said.  He had no time to retort before Kate turned her back to him and settled herself on his lap.  'This is the night I die…'  Will's breath seemed to be stuck in his throat as his mind registered Kate's presence on his lap. He looked about, embarrassed, but his friends had their eyes stuck to the TV screen. René already looked bored.  Will tried to say, keeping his voice low,  "Uh... Kate?"  "Oh sorry. You can't see", she replied.  His chest heaved as Kate's bottom brushed against his crotch while she moved on his lap. She put one leg on top of another, sitting sideways now, and put an arm around his neck. He was... bamboozled.  Every sense of his was under attack, overwhelmed. His nose could smell nothing but her princess-y perfume. His ears rang with the sound of her laughter. His skin tingled everywhere it came in touch with hers. His gaze rested on the lovely curve of her cheek, which he oh so desperately wanted to kiss...  'Kate O'Malley, you're going to be the death of me'  "Bathroom break!", Yan announced.  "Geez, man", Neha made a face.  Charlotte's attention was entirely on René. Will managed to wrench his own attention away from Kate when she finally got off his lap.  "More beer?", she asked.  Yan called over his shoulder, heading to the bathroom,  "Hells yeah!"  Kate went back into the kitchen. Will relaxed, somewhat. In his mind, he was thanking his brain for not diverting blood flow to his nether regions. Kate sitting on his lap was reason enough, but his body had complied with his silent prayers.  "O. M. G.", René snorted again.  Will watched her break her gaze away from the kitchen door. He asked,  "What?"  She smiled to herself,  "Huh"  Now he was getting annoyed. She had been nothing but disdainful all evening.  "You can share", he said, an edge apparent in his voice.  René began, as if she had been waiting to all evening.  "Is she serious? She got dumped by Lola like two days ago and she's acting like nothing happened? That's rich, even for Kate O'Malley"  Neha said, before Will could speak,  "What do you even mean?"  René said,  "Um, Kate's getting a skank reputation? Like she doesn't care about someone after she sleeps with them? Don't tell me you haven't..."  "First off, René, shut up", Will said.  René looked like he had thrown a drink in her face. Charlotte intervened,  "Will, what the hell?"  He ignored her and turned to René, doing his best to contain his fury, and to make sure Kate wouldn't overhear.  "Lola is just another sad excuse of a person who doesn't deserve Kate. She's not even worthy of being the dust under Kate's feet. Now I don't care what everyone is saying, because I know what Kate is. She's the sweetest, funniest, most beautiful woman I have ever known. And she has a heart big enough to love people who don't deserve it. So if you hear anyone talking about Kate like you just did, please let me know. 'Cause I have no qualms about giving a piece of my mind to people who have anything bad to say about Kate"  The room was quiet as a graveyard. Kate walked in, clearly having heard everything. Will got up and strode over to her, his heart aching at the way she looked at everyone.  "Kate..."  "René!", Charlotte exclaimed, "Baby, come on"  Will heard their door slam and Charlotte yell at his back,  "Thanks a lot, Will!"  Kate called,  "Charlotte, I'm sorry! He didn't..."  He heard the door slam again, and Yan's low whistle.  Kate wouldn't look at them anymore. She mumbled,  "I need a minute, guys. Sorry"  "Kate..."  Will followed her into the bedroom.  One of his weakest moments that he could remember was the first time he had seen Kate cry. He was quite sure now that she might be crying in there, so he steeled himself. He tried his best to ignore the pain he felt in his heart at the mere possibility of her crying. His hand rested against the closed door. He didn't knock. He called softly,  "Kate? It's me - Will"  "Come in"  'If she's crying, don't you sympathy-cry again'  He opened the door and peeked in. Kate was sitting on the bed with her back to him. Will closed the door behind him.  "Can I have one evening without drama?", she said.  He walked over to her bed and sat down, maintaining a distance on purpose. Kate turned to him, and he exhaled in relief. She wasn't crying.  'Thank god'  "I'm sorry", he said.  She waved a hand dismissively, said,  "It's not your fault. Honestly, I'm not even mad at René. It's not like I haven't heard that before"  "Come on. That's not..."  "It's fine", she turned to him and took his hand, "It's really fine. I'm just living my life the way I want. People have a problem with it? They can suck it. I'm not bothered"  He traced her knuckles with his thumb, smiling,  "That's the Kate I love"  "Do you?"  He smiled wider,  "Of course I do. You're my best friend"  Kate smiled too, but he could only see sadness in it. She looked down at their hands held together.  "Best friends... You're my best friend too, Will"  "Lucky me"  Her hair had gone a bit askew, a strand falling over her forehead. He gently tucked it back behind her ear, fearing it might poke her in the eye. Before he could withdraw his hand, Kate pressed her face against it. He damn near melted from hearing her hum and seeing her close her eyes, seeking comfort from his hand on her face. Kate held the wrist of that hand and pressed a kiss to the palm, smiled at him.  'Jesus Christ, Kate... I'm not worthy. I'm not the prince you want. Not yet'  Like wrenching his heart out of her reach, he pulled his hand back. On impulse, Kate leaned forward and hugged him tight.  That broke all his resolve.  Will wrapped his arms around her small frame, clutching her to his chest. He could feel her heart beat right against his own. Much to his grief, it sounded like the perfect duet. Kate said,  "I love you, Will. You're my favourite person in the world"  He said, his voice huskier than before,  "And you are mine"  They were so close he felt her breath catching in her throat. She whispered,  "I am"  As much as he would have loved to spend the rest of the night - hell, the rest of his life - holding Kate, he knew he had to let go. He didn't trust himself to not blurt out something stupid that would ruin their friendship. Kate did it before he had to. She rested on his lap, her arms around his neck, and her face smiling down on him.  "Someday", she said, "You're going to make a girl really, really happy. She will be what you deserve. Smart, mature, profesh. The lucky bitch"  'I want you. No one but you'  Will just gave her a deprecating smile. He tucked the hair off her shoulder, his fingers lingering along the auburn strands.  "You ready to see the rest of the movie?", he asked.  "Yeah"  "Let's go then"  They held hands as they got off the bed and walked to the door. Will felt a tug at his hand as Kate stopped behind him. He turned to her.  "What's wrong?"  She wouldn't answer. She just stood there looking at him, like he had never seen her do before. Kate kept opening her mouth, trying to get the words out. Will encouraged her.  "What is it? You can tell me anything, you know that", he said.  Kate shook her head in despair. She said, releasing a shaky breath,  "Thank you. For what you said to René about me"  He smiled, pulling her to his side.  "Anything for you, Katie-bear"  She smiled back and lay her head against his shoulder. And they walked out, holding on to each other.

[lunar-lair]

Dreamwraith sent me your tags on the Runaway King AU. I just spent the last five minutes mentally key smashing cause assjjdfkkfgkg THANK YOU???!!!!!!! such high praise holy jesus

I'm not used to anyone commenting about Evanescent Signs, so that made my entire week <3

ALAMSOSSKK HI????? Personally im like,,,sorry i barely paid any attention to the actually AU in front of me but also tbth the au yall were talkin abt isnt quite my vibe 😔 too much angst lmao. Also i heard you were coming back and my whole brain lit up w evanescant signs like my god.

alSO WH??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN NO ONE COMMENTS ON EVANESCANT SIGNS ALSMSK IMO ITS LIKE,,,UR CROWNING ACHIEVEMENT IN MY BRAIN

Then again i have not read ur casper high stranded fic bc again, no vibes 4 me 😔 but unless im misremembering, what i read of the fic where you made danny and vlad like,,an angel and demon basically was fucking epic!! Even if i didnt get through it all the way. And the 5+1 with the line 'our here is tiny, he is young, and he is always, *always* saving us' was so excellent. And Amity Park LIVE is really hilarious, even if its one of your shorter ones. And i checked ff.net and not many of secrets revealed is on there? Totally ok i just noticed

In all honesty, and this is so hilarious, i havent read your namesake. Period. I think ive read bits and pieces of it? But it never really stuck with me, which...god, hilarious as ALL hell

But dude, ofc you deserve high praise! And ofc i love evanescant signs!! Ive been following that fic on ff.net since it had...2? 3 chapters? Maybe since before the tucker chapter-brb lemme check-yeye i had it right. I KNOW i waited a while for chapter 4, though. Ive reread every chapter there probably-esp ch. 1 (ectoplasmic encounters) ch. 2 (...smth worth saving i think?) and ch. 5 (ghost speak for jocks), theyre all tied for my favorite tbh

Im sorry if this sounded rlly scattered and like,,ig squirrelly?? ALSKSK ive never gotten an ask off anon i dont think and ESPECIALLY not from a writer ive been following for 5 yrs,,,,its rlly good to hear youre back!! Ofc you dont have to write for evanescant signs if you dont want to, but ive been checking every month or two since i read it first in 5th grade, and i wont stop now!! Its one of my favorites in the fandom, really, so i guess its nice to know you know how much i like it now too!! And again this is so hella scattered ALSLSLS but im glad it made you happy and that you werent focused on me just freaking out abt smth you werent talking abt ALSKSLS <3

[hyperfixatinglove]

Summary: Ushio takes a simple joke a tad too seriously, leading to the most romantic dancing 

brb I have ascend to heaven after this super sappy and wonderful scenario @nyandereofficial

Also listen to this beautiful cover I found while making this

“Wh-Where are we going?” I inquired from my best friend in this big metropolis. My small hand was easily lost in his, as he excitedly lead me towards the roof of the building where we mostly spend our time in. There was childlike innocence to his excitement, certain nervousness evident even without seeing his face. He held my hand as if it was the most delicate and beautiful thing he ever had the privilege of holding.

His nearly black hair was engulfed by the night and the sky of stars. The building was far off from the most well lit and busiest section of Neo Domino, therefore perfect for star gazing. 

“You’ll see soon.” was the ominous answer I got, albeit with the most warmest and enthusiastic tone of voices I’ve ever heard from the tall man.

He absurdly stopped, squeezing my hand slightly, as if to signal we were where we needed to be. I almost bumped into his back, only stopping in a nick of time so I wouldn’t collide with his warm back. He gently let go of my hand, causing me to miss the warmth the touch had given. Even among the darkness I could see the wide smile he had.

“Wait here. And close your eyes.” He tenderly whispered and I obeyed.

I heard his footsteps withdraw further away. Spike of anxiety crept on my mind. Despite not being a child anymore I was still reluctant of being left alone in darkness. Faint spots of red colored the darkness and I could hear his footsteps returning. I gasped softly as I felt his hands take mine, slowly guiding me.

“You- You can open them now.” His voice was a quiet whisper, like he was afraid of shattering this magical moment. I slowly opened my blue eyes. Gasp couldn’t escape my throat at the sight before me.

The various plants scattered around the rooftop had already been there - being one of our friends, which she took care of everyday - but he had decorated the available space with various candles. Combined with the stars above, it created warm, welcoming and the most romantic atmosphere I had laid my eyes upon. I failed to even begin to formulate any kind of words to inquire him how, when or why he had created this and led me to it. His smile hadn’t wavered one bit.

He bowed, stretched his hand towards me. “Can I have this dance?” He humbly mumbled, his tone reflecting the fear of being rejected. His brown eyes were meeting mine. My heart skipped a beat, he was so vulnerable and honest. 

Slowly I placed my hand on his, his fingers curling to hold my hand as gently as he had done before. His wide smile returned, now warmer than ever.

“Um. wh- what about-” I started to stutter, trying to ask about our height difference that would certainly bring troubles to our dancing as he pulled me close to him.

“Don’t worry, I solved it.” He whispered with a chuckle. 

I yelped as he lifted me off the ground and spun around. I couldn’t tear my eyes off of his smiling face, the way the candle light illuminated it. Carefully he dropped me on my feet, my eyes never leaving his face. 

It took me a short while to realize it was far easier to look him in the eye. Letting his hands fall off of me, instead grasping my hands to his own once again and with softest smile he had ever given me, he swayed slowly. I joined, first shyly but after a moment, getting really into it, wide smile spreading to my face.

I could faintly hear acoustic music coming from somewhere nearby, but I couldn’t recognize the song. The melody sounded like heartfelt love song, heavenly and overly romantic to our situation.

“Every turn will be safe with me..Don't be afraid, afraid to fall.. You know I'll catch you through it all..” As soon as I heard him mumbling the words, my mind knew exactly what song he had chosen.

My favorite song from movie I still loved, from childhood to adulthood. The one I knew the lyrics to from my heart.

The one I had joked about, months earlier, that someone had to one day, dance with me, to the same song.

Tears were forming my eyes, the whole scenario was dream come true, fairytale so beautiful and fleeting.

“And you can't keep us apart..” I joined, my voice wavering from intense emotions, my body leaning towards him, making me seem like ballerina in music box. 

Tears were dropping down my cheeks through the whole song, as we slowly danced.

As the music softly faded away, I felt his thumb rubbing the tears away. “Are you okay?” He muttered, like I could break from any noise above a whisper. He pulled me close again and happy sob broke through. His hand stroked my hair, his warmth surrounding me and keeping me safe.

“I just... That- ...Most romantic thing I’ve ever... experienced... I can’t even begin to- to describe-” I mumbled against his chest, having difficulty with talking after crying so much. He quietly shushed me as he kept petting my hair.

“I didn’t mean to make you cry.” He apologized to my ear, his words filled with sadness. I sniffled and tugged his shirt tighter, I hadn’t meant for him to feel sad after something so wonderful.

“Happy tears. Please don’t feel bad after taking all this effort. After all that romantic dancing. This is why I love you so much.” I said what had to be said, what I wanted to. He had to know how much I appreciated and loved what he had done tonight.

Tetsu sighed in relief and kissed my forehead lovingly.

“I love you too.”

[obannthepunished]

uhhhhhh notes HURT WEEK im pains

"They call me eagle-eye fjord where i come from." "maybe raven. i dont know." that theory about Fjord being the Hawker is suspicious rn (Apparently theres a third i missed whoops) sam apparently similar thoughts maybe bc Nott brings it up

Jester finally teaching kiri basic phrases, like "go fuck yourself"

Beau + Fjord taking first watch

Caleb checking out the dodecahedron

(Unrelated odd point: i have a current dislike/distrust for liam, which is bullshit bc... i love liam. and caleb and vax. but apparently smt is wrong.)

Dodecahedron is Very Old, and has been shaped/polished Cay uses the haversack as a pillow

BEAU/FJORD Beau: "I think I messed up. I think I should apologise." I HURT? Oh beauregard. oh marisha. "i wanna try, I guess" F: I think he deserves that. He's been good to us. i regret not writing fic now 8(

"OOH, terrible" "YEP." "five" "five" (collective "ooh")

Nott + Jes second. they roll not great.

Tinkle tinkle "nnhnohfishnott"

Kiri is poofed up asleep aAW

trident goin for FRUMPKIN NOOO (pause whilst they look for range on dismissal)

Kiri wakes up "Go fuck yourself :("

Theyre waiting for fish head they could just reappear Frumpkin tho...

Jester is sacred flaming, Molly has a sword active + stabs, Caleb fire bolt, Nott fires an arrow, Fjord eldritch blast, Yasha stabby

Molly + Nott + Caleb miss Fjord hits, Beau hits, Yasha hits dunno bout jes

frumpkin poofs back but doesn't see anything else.

???? alarm lasts 8 hours, not until triggered yall it should still be up. they need to look up the spells smh

Nott messaging to tell yash to hide the bodies

LAst watch is Yash and Caleb i need to stop shortening names

Caleb asks Yasha for people advice :') He's writing it down... i love him Yashas advice is basically "Fucking Bathe" And cay confirms he keeps himself gross because people ignore him more that way 8( Baby

C: "Do you know what i miss? shaving." Y: "I could shave you right now with my sword. I've done it before, you know, to... not have hair on my arms-" Omg shes doing it omg theyre doing it omg I DONT HAVE TO DRAW FACIAL HAIR IN MY FANART ANY MORE FUCK <3333

cay forgets he has a dagger jesus fucking christ

i love everyone making comments + taliesins just amazed like, borderline heart eye emoji look at this whole scenario

M: (to Caleb) "Well done, she [yasha] likes you!"

Nott is Not Happy About Water N: I'LL STAY WITH KIRI everyone else: Convincing her to come N: I'll stay with kiri, and if there's any trouble... we'll see what happens

Fjord goes first, he sees, with his 60ft darkvision, architeture of room. mistly natural, some bits not.

Fjord botches his stealth roll but matt botches his perception even worse. and my thing crashed im so mad.

Fjord is Not a good swimmer. hes like. 30ft swimming speed. Things being left: Caleb's books (2) Molly's coat

travis willingham going "kiris gotta die" then dragging everyone who gasped through the dirt

beau gets fucking 37 on her stealth check Matt: "That's some vax numbers right there!"

The visual aid is... so extra. lights. smoke. what the fuck matthew. (note: when ur best friend is called matthew this is a phrase you say too much)

Surprise round for erryone but Molly and Yasha (purrsonally, i think they were too busy talking abt how beautiful cay is now ;3c)

everyone rolled shite for initiative tho

Caleb casting haste on molly O:

Fjord is very very adept at everything

everyone on crit role can do maths better than me 8(

the marrow fuck beau and fjord royally

watching call lightning forming + marishas face as she slowly realises :)

jes gets the first hdywtdt + crushes a fish with a lollipop

Caleb is taking blind potshots with the glove of blasting boyy. One even hits!

moll gets 3 attacks i love my beautiful devil child

N: Are you guys alive and do you need anything? you can reply to this message~ C: FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK N: oh,, alright.

Taliesin's relief when ashley actually hits is very good.

Beau goes down! D:

hi unrelated taliesin sticking his tongue out at sam fills me with indescribable joy

NEW: Horny twink gets double penetrated by feisty wet ones.

... which is to say two fish dudes stab molly.

Jes heals Beau, but we all know fine fucking well if she hadn't, Yasha would have done it on her next turn. still might since she's only on 11

Cay using dispel magic O:

Molly gets the second hdywtdt "I'm literally just a windmill at this point"

FJORD gets the third F: "I see Molly loojin' around, give him a little wink-" (murders) M: Fucking arsehole F: (witty comment) PEACE OUT (blinks out again)

"Sevens are scary" - Taliesin

Yash gets the next hdywtdt Xorhasian Neck Tie Jesus christ

I was right tho Yasha was seriously considering healing beau, it just takes her action

Two more fishfucks 8(

More call lightning

Sams flask says "lost my best friend over a bowl" and that hurtie

caleb is boutta die. Yasha is boutta die first lmao oh no. i love taliesin jaffe an inhuman amount. Yash gets pulled OVER beau and marisha makes like grabby hand motions which is VERY cute

ok NOW caleb boutta die. he Shield's, and then fragments "Caleb will remember this"

Beau looks at Yasha, looks at Caleb, and goes to CALEB (sobs) blasts a ki point and everything

Molly gets a nat 20 oh he's such a babe

Nott spending her turn justifying herself to Kiri

Fjord blinks back in and fucks up ANOTHER fishfuck

Yasha casting healing hands on HERSELF good.

"You dont have a printout of your character sheet????" "Oh yeah I do after you asked me nine times" liam wh

both yash and caleb are at ONE hp

B, spening her last ki point: HEYCALEBWESHOULDTALKLATER

Beau gets the HDYWTDT tho

Molly is Very Sick from losing haste

Caleb goes the fuck down Fails his first save

everytime tal says "im gonna try something weird"  i heart eyes emoji shame he cant do jack fuck though

Nott Burning Bolt shoots the fishfuck for 24 damage jeeeeez doesnt die but drops lightning

Fjord: (appears, fails, disappears)

if Caleb permadeaths i WILL cry

PLEASE YASHA PLEASE GOD JESTER PLEASE THEY KILL IT IM CRYING SO HARD no like literally i am actually crying bc matt very deliberately did that so that he didnt kill Caleb

Jester uses her pearl of power to regain a slot, and use it to cast prayer of healing for SHIT rolls.

Jester goes back to Kiri <333 baby. baby bird.

Matt mercer keeps using words ive only ever seen written and im ALWAYS ???? about their pronunciation

Fjord finds some L00t Like boxes and longswords and a pool of water with dozens of metallic objects mostly outlawed diety symols. changebringer moonweaver. others i forgot. stormlord. everlight. asmodeus ooh, bane strife emperor. and tiamat.

"a little black bird that's fluttering to try and get dry" fuck thats so damn cute. Marisha has the :D face

Calebs books are dry

wooden box + pool are magic. like. WITHIN.

Enchantment in the box. Molly collecting the moonweaver pieces

JESTER FINDS TWO SYMBOLS FOR THE TRAVELLER? HOLY SHIT Different make, pure silver one, burnished bronze another door arch with the road

Molly gets 12-13 symbols

Nott mage hands just so good even drunk

in the box is a blade, gold, jewel encrusted Molly shoves Nott aside to get it cause its a scimitar style

Caleb finds the arch-heart symbol? Takes one

Yasha takes 4 symbols for the storm god.

Bane/strife emperor symbol Fjord is curious about chained coffin he throws it into the pool. nothing happens.

JEster goes to pll it out and gets a big catseye yellow gem,  magical, but not a school of arcane magic. it has a line groove in it, very deliberate, an oval.

"something about that [orb] is very familiar"??? (Matt to Travis)

i was right about the orb being familiar

C: (abt the gold sword) This blade is called Summer's Dance C: "Mr. Mollymauk," M: "Mr. Caleb."

Blade allows user to cast Blink basically, and is stronk

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i think its probably misty step and not blink 

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on the sword i mean

caleb tries to ID the orb

fjord touches it "sky is moonlit + cloudless, clothes not your own, nor body, overcoat + human skin. thick calloused skin. left hand stone. look down, see body of previous owner, dead in blood. natural landmass seawater night. flash. right hand grasps falchion. voice booms. potential. jams the stone into gut, cCONSUME. vanishes into belly. looks into water. REWARD." "Vandrin."

i dont kn ow what the fuck is going on.??? everyone else sees this o shit

oh shit is the eye the symbol of Fjord's patron?

"he was my mentor, a captain of mine. a man named Vandrin." Y: What happened to Vandrin? F: I'm not sure. he captained the ship i worked on for many years, and their was an incident. an explosion, terrible weather, waves, "i was knocked overboard" when f woke up he was back on shore

"how did you survive" "I'm not entirely sure."

explosion was sabotage.

the pool is saltwater.

Molly shoves Fjord's head into the water

comes up "You okay???" "Do it again" "Tap three times when you're done!" Fjord drowns

they take as much as possible up and out and decide to dynamite everything in. dramatic exit..

They take the bodies down and lay them in the swamp to rest and decompose.

Beau tries to pull Caleb aside and he just stonewalls her until she actually apologises.

Caleb "I give beauregard a hug and say 'idont know what im doing. just. go with it." BEau very AWKWARDLY hugs him back Beau consulting Fjord, Caleb consulting Yasha The entire other side of the table clapping.

Beau: UH. GOOD TALK. FRIEND. (awkward silence) Beau: Seriously though. Friend? (pause) Caleb: Uh. Ja. (brb dying)

there is a single yellow eye on the hilt of the falchion.

episode END

[kingdomoftyto]

Nuzlocke SLLD liveblog, part 11

Long time, no see!! Buckle up, everyone, I tried to make this post longer than usual to make up for the hiatus! 

WELLY well well WELL it’s been something like 9 months since Part 10, I think? A lot has happened since then! Been getting into some new game franchises, started planning a new D&D campaign, an-- oh yeah there’s a global pandemic going on

We all need some colorful animals and silly musical references right now, is what I’m saying

So I am HERE to deliver

...by uh... jumping right back into the depressing reality of having lost our first party member. Rrrright.

*sigh* I had such high hopes for Marian the Moostone. :( But for now, it’s back to the old troupe. We’ll be more cautious with new recruits in the future--got to remember newbies aren’t as powerful as their trained teammates even if their levels are similar. 

All right, anyway, onward through Route 7 toward Highpoint City.

Well THAT didn’t take very long

Hm

“City of Bravery”, eh? I hope for your sakes it’s justified courage

“Rumors” and not “legends”? What kind of sacred temple is this even

Also this guy’s wife says there are 5 temples total in the Rikoto region. File that away for “Things That Will Be On The Test Later”

Following the road through town leads you out the other side toward Mount Highpoint. I assume this is the Gym Leader, going by the townsfolks’ descriptions. I’ll leave her be for now and check out the rest of the houses in town first

...

...

And other than a few free items there wasn’t much of note in Highpoint. Let’s go check on Gym Leader Amber.

weh... It’s been so LONG since I last played I don’t even remember who the antagonistic team is... or if they’ve even been revealed/talked about yet

Wh... what are you trying to say about my outfit, Amber

Just because I do battle in drag doesn’t mean you can disrespect me like this

... She says to let her know about any suspicious activity and heads in further

I would be remiss not to mention that this place is just LOUSY with exposed lava pools

OH, uh! 

I guess this place just has wild encounters in the open, then!!

Anyway this is our potential catch for Mount Highpoint! ...not that I needed a Fire-type right now but

I kind of wonder if she might be Fire/Fighting?

the Anti-Smokey Bear lmao

Anyway 

She looks like she’d make a good Velma Kelly. 

Unexplained wildfire, you say? 

She didn’t do it

but if she’d done it

How could you tell her that she was wrong?

...Either way it’s to jail the box for her because ol’ Toby is the only Fire-type we should need on this team, sorry

Oh THAT’S right, Teams Solar and Lunar. Starting to remember the plot now lol

Aaand an easy battle and we’re on our way again

...

Wait, is that-

Timcanpy???

Welp, pleased to say it appears to be Fire-type so I can just mow through this route with Moana

It didn’t put Moana in any real danger but I’m still pissed by the betrayal

(ง'̀-'́)ง

Almost to the top now

Oh boy what did I just stumble on

I don’t... remember what Lunar’s signature type is. Solar grunts use Fire- and Electric-types. Did Lunar use Water...?

New girl appears from inside the temple

New girl is named Gloria

Hghgh I feel like I’ve at least seen Marcus before but it’s been so long. Give me a minute to go back and reread some of the earlier liveblog parts hdasghsd brb 

...

Okay so I reread the earlier parts and yeah we’ve definitely met Commanders Brite, Scarlett, and Marcus before. I think Gloria is new, though. Also it looks like Lunar tends to use Dark- and Ghost-types. 

Ah yes and we’ve already visited a few of the aforementioned temples, too, though they were all just empty rooms by the time I entered them. I think Team Lunar had taken the Earth Stone from the Earth Temple and Solar had taken the Volt Stone from the Lightning Temple. 

(Surprise! it’s daytime)

And also Amber is here

Get ‘em!

Everyone is holding hands

Okay so blah blah Amber basically says “I’ll burn you to a crisp, don’t test me” and they all scoff because “Our Order will dominate the region” “No, our Chaos will reign!” etc etc

(because apparently Solar wants order and Lunar wants chaos. Good to know)

Anyway Amber asks me to take out the Solar goons while she battles Team Lunar

Oh boy

OH OKAY

The awkward little Power Rangers bird turns into a KICKASS PHOENIX, cool, good to know!!

Also SHIT I wasn’t planning on a double battle, what are you doing out there, Tooey, get back in your ball

Pictured: Elphaba getting a sweet Headbutt-flinch on Cobolta >:D

Which gave Moana plenty of time to take out Legenix, giving us a better view of our serpentine friend

I’m gonna switch Toby in for Elphaba for safety

RUDE

Oh GREAT

That FREAKIN’ HURT, too

Luckily Moana’s Water Pulses are divinely blessed

Okay, gonna switch in Tooey so Moana doesn’t get electrified, as well as heal my fuzzy son

Evolved form of Deerbie, hello

Bringing Moana back out since I’m pretty sure Deerbie was Fire-type, aaand

Darn, was hoping that’d be a OHKO

I’m leaving this^ screencap here as a testament to my own idiocy because I FORGOT that Bulldoze also hits your OWN PARTY MEMBERS in a double battle

Sorry, Moana

Scared the hell out of my self

Pfft that doesn’t even make sense

But what happened to the Core Stone

“oh no we lost.... SMOKE BOMB”

hasdjghdasjghsajfj

Well considering they already have at least 2 of the other temple’s stones, I think maybe we should be concerned

Another empty temple

...This Time With Rocks!

Hey hey HEY this unskippable cutscene better not lead to a rival battle before I can even reach the Pokemon Center, c’monnn

Bro

Poor Amber walked in her front door and was immediately greeted with this asshole

Anyway he says he’s headed to Waytide City, where there’s a fishing contest going on. No Rick battle today. Good.

Anyway let’s prepare for the gym. The current Troupe composition isn’t ideal for a Fire-type gauntlet right now so I think I’m gonna tag in Philip as a backup Ground-type. I’ll slap an Exp Share on him and see you all in a little while

...

OH SNAP

See her light up the night in the sea, she calls me

And yes I know that I can go!

There's a moon in the sky and the wind is behind me

Soon I'll know how far I'll GO

...Moana, you’re gonna take this gym challenge by storm, hon

*affectionate nuzzle*

...

Also caught a new shiny “understudy” while grinding on Route 7!

Hm, since they’re Steel-type and “nothing but hot air” on the inside, how about...

Stand back, everyone, nothing here to see

Just imminent danger and in the middle of it--me!

Yes, Captain Hammer’s here, just floating in the breeze

The day needs my saving expertise...!

Okay anyway back to training

...

WAIT actually I just realized that Hammer is the understudy specifically for Route 7, which means they’re a usable party member because we lost the original Route 7 catch: Marian. 

I’m... not GOING to use them, but I figured I should mention it anyway 

...

(WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS)

Oh, Philip when you smile I am undone!

My son

Look at my son!! 

Pride is not the word I’m looking for!

There is so much more inside me now

Philip you outshine the morning sun

My son

When you smile, I fall apart...!

...

... Huh! Route 6 understudy sighted!

Aaaaaand I guess she failed the audition...

Elphaba’s Quick Attack too stronk :(

...

Training on Route 7 now and ran into this shiny Barball. Can’t catch ‘em, but hey.

...

I want him SO BADLY

Why did this have to happen

Not even the second shiny on this route but the THIRD, just to mock my pain 

Goodnight, my someone...

Goodnight

...

Okay I think we’re trained enough. I gave Jasmine the Exp Share after Philip evolved since he could hold his own at the front of the party. (I also got tired of having to switch Truly out so much toward the end because of the bad type matchups on these routes, so I gave her a Rare Candy to bump her to 40, but I accidentally gave her another one as well, ghdjsgas. I guess she IS candy-themed, so it’s only reasonable she’d get double the sweets.)

Here we are at Highpoint City Gym. 

Gym Guy says Amber has four Pokemon on her team, which is what I expected. We’ll plan on our party consisting of Toby, Moana, Philip, and Truly. Truly will be the backup despite Fire’s resistance to Fairy because she has Lovely Kiss. :P Hopefully Moana and the boys will be able to take care of everything before it comes to that.

Seems... welcoming.

The “puzzle” of the gym is just linear lever pulling so nothing too exciting. This Black Belt had the evolved form of Cuburn though! Also I think my team’s levels should be appropriate if this is the highest the Gym Trainers get. 

Well uh, considering there was only one Pokemon in the entire gym that wasn’t OHKO’d by one of Philip’s attacks (and that one only because he missed with Mega Kick), I think we’re good to just charge right on in.

Maybe you should be a little more concerned about their activities...

You don’t have much personality either, do ya

All right fam we’re doing this

Badge #5, bring it on!!!

Okay she LOOKS badass tho

Yeah I feel good about our levels

Low Sweep time

(Kidlit’s evo!) Aaand a Bulldoze

Aw damn she tanked it

Flame Wheel did a pitiful amount of damage on Philip but before I could attack again she threw a potion. Rollllls eyes

Ah, apparently Cuburn’s last form

... Aaaaaaaaand Bulldoze

Kra-boom

Seriously?

OOF, OKAY ONE ATTACK HELLO

IS HE BREATHING IS HE GOING TO SURVIVE THIS

Guess I’m gonna!! Hit her with a Quick Attack and then change Philip the hell OUT

FUCK YOU MAYBE??

That’s what you GET, you sizzly sonovabitch

...Uh oh

Okay, Tobes, it’s your time to shine

Ouch, she hit him with a crit Flame Burst as he switched. Didn’t do MUCH but still didn’t feel nice

Blitzy was usually susceptible to Ground-type attacks, I think, so I’m going to assume it’s Fire/Electric and try a Dusty Dash

goddAMMIT

FINE. Toby, get in there and wrestle the little imp to the ground with your bare paws if you have to

Oof. This Swift did 14 damage so Toby’s sitting at 40 now. I think I feel safe enough to go straight into another Headbutt

*cracks knuckles*

Aw yiss

Totally not the Volcano Badge from Cinnabar Island, nope

Got a TM for a move called Solar Claw, which sounds awesome but is a 2-turn attack so idk if I’ll use it or not.

Hey that’d be cool, if the Gym Leaders actually helped put a stop to Teams Solar and Lunar. See you some other time, Amber

And... that’s it for Gym #5!

It’s been forever since the last post of this liveblog but hopefully this one was long and eventful enough to make up foOH HOLY SPIT

It’s ‘cha boiii Rodney!!!

No that makes sense, my dude--good luck!

Amber burst out the door to talk before he could say anything else, and whoof there’s a lot to unpack here

First is how the character staging wasn’t scripted very well so Philip kinda just hopped up onto my shoulders for this conversation ghdaghghadsj. Don’t mind me, Amber, just carrying my giant sand kangaroo piggyback-style

Secondly I didn’t realize that Amber was the one that had the Core Stone. Nice job keeping it out of villainout clutches

And finally... why do I get the sudden feeling this thing is going to hatch like a fucking egg 

Also there are no character portraits for this scene which is perhaps more  unnerving than it should be

Oh? Does his greatness precede him?

... So she asks him to keep this a secret, hands me the Core Stone, and asks Rodney if he’d care to battle. Off they go!

HMMMM...

Well, now I’m ending the post for REAL. Five gym badges down, three to go! 

[1800-seungshine]

OH MY GOD LOIS HI IM BACK AFTER SO LONG I MISS YOUUUU!!! I BECAME SO BUSY WITH SCHOOL AND ALL THE GRADUATING STUFF LOLOLOL ANYWAYS WHERE ARE YOU?! R U GOOD?! HAVE U BEEN EATING?! U HAVENT POSTEDDDDD I MISS YOUR FICS. ANYWAY IM RE-READING ALL THE WOOJIN STUFF BC I JUST HAD MY BIRTHDAY LAST DEC 7!!!! WOOOH IM GETTING OLD HAHAHA MISS YOU AND I HOPE YOU’RE GOOD!!! - Woojin Anon 🐦

WOOOOJJJIIIINNN ANON OMG ; U ; BUT YES I DIED A LITTLE LMAO I’VE BEEN OKAY, JUST A LITTLE BUSY MYSELF AND GETTING A WRITERS’ BLOCK (my worst nightmare that happens to be a normal thing nowadays smh) YES I’VE BEEN EATING DON’T WORRY, I’M FINE! THANK YOU FOR YOUR CONCERN ;;

WAIT. WHAT?? OMG ;; HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY (oh god i feel even worse bc i’m only replying to you just now i’m weeping) NAH NAH YOU’RE NOT GETTING OLD TRUST ME HAHAH I HOPE YOU HAD A GREAT DAY ON YOUR BIRTHDAY AND YOU CELEBRATED IT WELL!!

heavily sweats bc wow i wrote this in allcaps, praying no one gets annoyed by this otl