A candid image of me cleverly tricking my unsuspecting friends into sharing an interest with me so I have someone to infodump to
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She could run me over with her car and I’d say “thank you”
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just left pre op appointment im gonna be the first surgery of the day so its gonna be early as fuck tomorrowwwwww and we're getting 3 incisions YAYYYYY YAY YAY YAY
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Which character has your favourite line in the show?
"Meaningless word. Meaningless."
i want him to step on me like a bug
the disdain, it gets me. You can really see who Armand is and what he's capable of here. Louis is fragile, he just tried to kill himself, but Armand doesn't forgive ooh no, he's sooo angry he's so hot
there are a lot of layers to what's going on, because it's been boling inside of them for so long. but this:
"sorry? you said you're sorry? yes, repeat it, i didn't hear your babble. Right, i don't care." GOD. you know what i mean???
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"Oh, that's technically your half-brother. You shouldn't call them your brothers because that gets confusing for others-" True, we have different dads. But I'll still call him my brother. He will always be my brother.
"She's really actually their aunt-" That's their mom. They call her mom. She is their mom.
"They're not even related to you-" That doesn't mean they're less of an uncle to me.
Don't be the "Technically" police with what people call their family members! You can take note but don't ask them to change what they're called because it's "confusing"!
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in today's episode of "i am the whitest person i know," i went to go take a shower and noticed the veins on my shoulder were toothpaste blue. aquamarine paint chip color. if you used a digital color picker it would be #42e6f5.
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I know the teen wolf fandom is pretty much dead, but I need to know how y'all feel about Theo Raeken?
Cause I haven't even looked at this show since the last season came out, but ALL OF A SUDDEN I'm obsessed with that boy and his character development on season 6 (or the little we got anyways) all over again
And thiam too but anyways
Is that a red flag? Should I be concerned?
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heeeeyyy…it’s me again…sister lucifer…
i got dumped. on valentines. turn out they’re a lesbian.
sorry to bother but uh, think i could get a new organism?
String identified:
…t’ aga…t c…
gt . at. t t t’ a a.
t t t , t c gt a ga?
Closest match: Cylloceria caligata genome assembly, chromosome: 1
Common name: Parasitoid wasp
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dude i sound fucking insane trying to explain why a borderline insane bipolar manipulative two-faced vengeful maniac manwhore tyrannical domestic terrorist demonic emperor is my pathetic poor little meowmeow and how much i wanna put him in a warm blankie as i read him a nice bedtime story
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