#and yes fuck it the way i look not as beautiful !! ik im not supposed to care but i do okay

[caruliaa]

literally why am always like. feeling so inhernetly inferior to everyone

[charliesgoodboy]

♠︎bill kaulitz(2010) x male reader(nsfw)

♠︎genre: smut

♠︎warning(s): subtop bill, bill obviously whimpers like what, unintentional edging, begging, praising, yall fuck in a car, bill gets a lil sad, bill and reader are considered rivals, reader is a little (A LOT) bit full of himself, um if you have a shaved head or something here you dont(dw hair type isnt mentioned bae🤞🏾), ik when smart phones were made its just satisfying to write about them, spit as lubricant

♠︎a/n: yall the way im way more happy writing for tokio hotel

♠︎extra: this is long, official smut starts at about paragraphs 13-14

your band and tokio hotel were considered 'rival bands' you didn't necessarily like eachother, especially you and bill. bill loved your singing, your voice was beautiful but the thing is that's what you bragged about.

each interview you would tell the public how much of a better singer you were, and how you didn't need your band. you apologized for the band part though, you loved your band and the joke came out wrong.

but you didn't apologize about the bill part, and even if you did you wouldn't mean it for shit. you didn't like bill because thing is, you were mostly upset because you did think bill was better at singing.

it was just a thing that happened and it started the rivalry in a way. but of course, few things happened. got a little tipsy, touchy, and in the end it wasn't just a one time thing.

later on, an interview between you and bill would come sooner or later. some nosy journalists would want to know of the two of you and your relationship. it wouldn't go as planned though the both of you knew that.

the people cheered for the two of you as you walked down the middle of the crowd, sitting down on the cushions of the individual chairs. then, the interviewer had walked in, sitting in front of the both of you.

"gosh, can't believe i was able to get the two of you on here." everyone laughed of course, hell if they hadn't known about ya'll than yes it is considered a miracle.

"yeah, yeah i guess so." you smiled crossing your legs on the wooden table, in which bill slid them off himself. he's already had enough of you. "so, um of course i'd like to ask how are the two of you? ever since a few months ago we haven't heard of your supposed 'rivalry'." he chuckled making air quotes with his hand,

god he really was nosy. "oh, well i would say-" you cut bill off, "i would stay i don't like him much, hate even." you didn't mean it obviously, it was just an on screen act obviously. hate is a really strong word but it just came out just to keep that image to the public eye.

"hate?" you nodded, "that's what rivals are right?" bill also nodded, his face having a forced smile as he just laughed it off. he knew it was just for others to keep the rumors or whatever going but to him it seemed so sincere.

did you actually hate him? with that, a few more questions were asked that were mostly answered by you, bill was thinking too much and seemed out of it. soon the show was ended and you and bill were walking back to the car.

the driver would be a while, a long while maybe. you sat in the back as bill sat in with you, a little close but it was usual to you. you were typing something up on your phone, it frustrated bill a little that you thought there was nothing wrong with what you said.

his hand went to play with your hair, not in any type of way just playing with it. "did you mean what you said?" you hummed before answering. " 'bout what," he shrugged his finger trailing down your side, now playing with the jewels on your belt. "hating me." scoffing, you flipped your phone down looking over at him.

"what? no, why would–" he had cut you off this time, turning your body over in a position where he was in between your legs, the look on his face was a mixture of sadness and anger, little bit of lust in there as well.

"seemed like you did.." his voice was a little more strained sounding now, his lips came in contact with the thin skin of your neck, placing light kisses on it along with a few bites as well. "hey– bill we can't do this right now." you tried to push him off of you but he kept pushing himself back. "please..i need to know."

his face had changed into a begging look, his fingers slowly working on your belt. you sighed rolling your eyes, "go on." he licked his lips, unraveling the belt out of your jeans loops, his hands then moving to the buttons of them unzipping them along then letting them slide off your legs and onto the cars floor.

you took a quick breath watching him play with the hem of your boxers before placing them with your jeans as well. "if we get caught i swear to god.." bill started to work on his own belt, his erection already throbbing out of need just for you.

"uh-huh," he wasn't listening for shit, he was only left in the black mixed sweater and his necklaces but he took those off too, weirdly quick. if he wasn't about to gather saliva in his mouth you would have thought he would go in raw, but no he cared about you too much for that.

he let himself push the spit out as it landed onto his tip, his thumb spreading it over as he continued to make sure the rest of his length was ready enough for you. "fuck.." he flinched a small bit feeling himself get lost in his own pleasure as he did so,

making you grab the back of his neck so he looked right at you. "bill, i don't have all day 'cmon." he quickly nodded grabbing your hips and pulling you down a small bit your hands resting on the seat, and bills neck.

slowly, he had pushed himself in a shakey whimper bubbling past his lips as his hands tightened on you a bit. "just like that.." his head rested on your shoulder as he bottomed out on you biting his lip.

he loved the praise from you, it was amazing how you could sound rude and caring at the same time he enjoyed it. "bill." you whispered in his ear before he lifted himself up moving his hips back then snapping them foward.

"fuck— bill!" you loved your voice but he loved it more, the way you would scream for him or whisper to him telling him what to do it was like true love to him, which it better be. " 'm sorry.." he truly was but that didn't change anything. he only stopped for a moment,

before continuing on. he had only spat on his dick yet it still hurt and felt good at the same time, the semi-wet slaps against skin mixed with the small rocking noises of the car. he had been abusing right at your g-spot, making you almost see stars.

"shit– you're doing so good.." your hands smacked the back of the window, curling onto nothing making prints that you'd have to try and hide later on.

"mh..fuck (m/n).." his hair had gotten disheveled already, beads of sweat dripping on the sides of his temples, as you smiled a little looking at him. "so pretty.." all movements stopped when hearing the car doors unlock.

"god dammit..bill, move off." bill sulked as you made him pull out. "but i was almost there.." you hurried getting your pants on along with your belt throwing bill his clothes as well.

"we can finish later." bill put on his sweater and his pants as he looked outside seeing the driver walk out the building. "promise?" "yes! yes, i promise. get your necklaces on."

as long as no one outside snitched about the car obviously rocking then you'd be fine.

hopefully.

OMFG i finally like the endinggg(if u dont idc) @gaybitchfx @tokio-motel @secretivemessenger @esthxio @vyloy @lostsomewhereinthegarden @reallyromealone @bloodyfennec (babe..come back😭)

[angelthebedsheet]

a/n: @tom-hlover i hope this was to your liking! it was a lil hard but i do love tom holland’s spidey so here it is! i just assumed that it was a romantic relationship too !!

lets get it!

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okay so first things first?

yall are ATTACHED at the hip

ned and mj clown peter for this all the fucking TIME

like he always walks you to class and sits next to you in class

peter we get it you want this melanin dial it back

and you are a superhero FIEND

anyone who knows you knows you go feral for superheroes and spiderman specifically

mj knows this, ned knows this, peter definitely knows this

mj always just gotta give peter a look like

whenever you start gushing about whatever spidey did that night

“peter did you see him last night?! he looked so amazing!”

“ah yeah n/n i saw!”

internal SCREAMING

like his beautiful amazing talented spectacular crush and best friend is fawning over him ???

mind boggling brothers

i mean your lockscreen is one of those press hold ones that move? so at first it’s a group picture of you, peter, mj and ned then you hold and boom its spidey swinging

peter found this out by accident and simply lost his mind in his room

you would do ANYTHING to see spidey in action and anYTHING TO HELP

bbg just wanna be a hero too 🤪

this day peter couldn’t come over to your house this time bc of his internship and had to leave early

aka code word for spidey shit to do lmao

and you’re a lil bummed

“but petey it’s wednesday and we were supposed watch mean girls and legally blonde.”

“i-i know i’m sorry n/n i’ll make it up to you”

mj and ned heard that and LOST IT

you frowned watching peter book it outta there like the lights were out

i mean my mans usain bolted it

mj and ned couldnt go home with you either so that sucked

you didnt usually walk home by yourself and honestly you really didn’t want to

it mf queens man. it’s not the safest place in the world

you started walking home and decided to buy some snacks n shit bc you saw them glazed donuts lookin real SCRUMPTIOUS AND FRESH in that packet

now you got the snacks secured in your bag and ready to go

you’re walking down the sidewalk when you hear some grunts and scrapping sounds?

you look down the alleyway and literally see your idol spiderman cornered

nuh uh not on your watch

you dropped your bookbag and tied ya braids/locks/afro back and took a running start

just as spidey was about to get punched you KICKED that mf straight in the cheek

spidey is like ????

“get got bitch!”

y/n???? awSHIT

its YOU

on one hand that was badass and two WHY ARE YOU HERE AND NOT HOME???

you grabbed a random pipe laying around and went ham on that bitch

peter is like confused and panicking as he stands up

you are handling your shit you aint need no mf powers

you got the black nasties on that was powerful enough

you are deadass yelling BITCH each time you hit them

peter snaps outta it and pulls you back

bc damn they knocked out alr you were bashing that hoe IN

you drop the pipe and turn to spidey with that big ol smile

peter felt his knees buckle

“you okay spidey? you looked like you needed some help?”

holy shit?

“u-uh t-thank you y–miss”

he had to speak from the belly with that

(i can hear my chorus teacher going SING FROM YOUR DIAPHRAGM)

while yall chatting it up another villain swooped in and threw some shit at yall?

idk how to describe it but it damn near almost impaled you but thankfully peter’s spidey sense kicked in and he pulled you out of the way

even though now you’re in fucking DANGER you’re losing your mind bc you are pressed up against peter’s chest

like damn spidey you really built like that?

peter on the other hand is like shit

cant let the loml aka crush slash bestfriend get hurt but i gotta fight these mfs....

he’s like fuck it man we gon dip just this once and picks you up

“hold onto me real quick?”

“o-oh okay????”

you’re living the fuckin DREAM and wrap your arms around his neck

peter’s trying to stay professional but ... girl you smell good asf and you basically intoxicating babyboy

then he just tHWIPS it outta there and hooks his foot onto your bookbag

shit was sexc even tho that didnt make much sense

yall SWINGING thru the streets with a lil funk and soul

you’re fully living the dream now baby!

he kinda just kicks his foot up and you catch your bookbag before wrapping your arms around his neck again

he swings yall onto a building roof top and you’re in awe

you’ve never seen queens like this before

he lets you go

“woah....”

“beautiful right? one of the benefits of being able to swing around”

“i know thats right...”

he’s just admiring you now

lil did we know tony stark PEEPED that shit thaNKS KAREN

you noticed spidey just staring at you and you lwk feel your cheeks heat up (bc black people don’t blush ❤️)

spidey you deadass left two CRIMINALS out in the open like hurry up

“h-hey can we take a picture together? i wanna show my petey that i met you!”

MY PETEY?????

���o-oh uh sure? also who’s.... who’s petey?”

“oh he’s my best friend! technically his name is peter but i love giving him nicknames.”

bitch oh???

you turned on your phone and show him your lockscreen pointing at peter

“isnt he just adorable?”

palms are sweaty knees weak arms are heavy

“ah. do you. do you like him?”

you kinda just unlock your phone while looking away

“y-yeah i mean who wouldn’t? he’s perfect... 👉🏽👈🏽”

PETER INTERNALLY WENT

bro HE’S ASCENDING

YOU LIKE HIM????

PETER PARKER???

HIMS???

THIS WHITE BOY FROM QUEENS?????

“you like peter?”

“yes.”

“peter parker?”

“yes?”

“oh thank god”

“i beg your pardon?”

PETER....

“oh i um i said that b-because i know him and im pretty sure he likes you back”

“oh???”

“y-yeah. he talks alot about you”

my mans are you really... snitching on yourself?

he really being his own wingman...

“really?”

“yup. i get it too. you’re. you’re beautiful.”

you went

😳

🕶🤏🏾

are my eyes deceiving me or is spiderman calling me BEAUTIFUL???

now yall both flustered

you’re thankful for your beautiful melaninated skin

peter’s thankful for that mf mask

“t-the picture”

“o-oh right”

cue tony PLOTTING like a mf

yall take two cute lil selfies together before spidey realizes he on the fuckin JOB

“ah i have to go let me take you home. where do you live?”

and you tell him your address even tho he already had it memorized by heart

he swang you to your doorstep and waved you goodnight before going back to handle those criminals

after that peter’s finally on his way home when tony pipes up

“was that the girl you always talk about”

“m-mr. stark??? you saw that??”

“all of it. she’s badass i want her on our team.”

“?!”

that night you got an email from tony stark and you RANG UP PETER SO QUICKLY TO LOSE YOUR SHIT ABT NOT ONLY TONY BUT SPIDEY TOO

“PETER OMFG BRO LOOOKKKKK I GOT AN EMAIL FROM TONY AND I ALSO MET SPIDERMAN TODAY. HAVE THE GODS FINALLY CHOSEN ME AS THEIR FAVORITE FOR TODAY????? JAJDJSJDNSKDNXN”

“t-that’s amazing n/n!”

the next day at school you absolutely GLOMPED him and mj

you are BUZZING with energy

mj’s kinda like?? did peter dick you down or some shit why you this hyped in the morning???

peter alr knows and is internally screaming into the void bc you like him back????

you’re already showing mj the pictures like “BRO LOOK HE EVEN HELD MY WAIST YESTERDAY!!”

ned is like 😏

mj is like 😌

they giving peter the LOOK

bc bro.... cmon now peter.

mj and ned dip leaving you to gush to peter alone

“do you think i can really be a hero petey?”

“d-definitely n/n i mean you did save spiderman yesterday”

“you’re right!”

peter has lost his shit too many times

“also petey. i like you alot.”

cheek kiss and dip

petey boy is stunned standing there in the halls like 😳

then he revives himself like ik this pretty bitch didnt just kiss and dip me like that

now he chasing you

alls good

mj and ned got blackmail too

[agentsoftie]

Sleepless Nights ( S.R ) p.2

summary: Y/N and Reid aren’t the most fond of each other. So what happens when sleep, have to share a bed, and get married?

pairing: Y/N x Spencer Reid

a/n: a/n: AHH okay so here it is! It’s my first au so it’s probably not the best. But big thanks to @anepiphany! Ani baby none of this would be happening without you! Thank you for you tips and making me not go insane! Also pls tell me if I slept something wrong cuz like, your girl not the best when it comes to it. Also there will def be a loophole somewhere in my case and if you find one, just let it slide because life is filled with loopholes ❤️ also this is gonna be a two parter! ( this is the second part )

warnings: mentions of a case, angst and blood (the smallest amount), fluff really though

also if you want to be in my permanent taglist, just tell me and I’ll add you!

Remember to like and reblog

“So today happened,” you say while you got into bed.

Yeah, today happened. So, I guess we're gonna do this thing huh,”

Wait, is he asking me out? you think to yourself. No dumbass of course he isn't. He's talking about the event thing. you say to yourself mentally. “Yeah, I guess so.”

“So, sleep huh.” He asked awkwardly.

“What?”

“You know, sleep. Like us, together. No, wait t-that came out wrong. I meant like we’re gonna sleep, but ike together on the same bed. But if you're not tired then we-” He got cut off by you when you grabbed his arm. Immediately he looked down at your hand and then up. He looked like he had just seen a ghost and gotten an A in a class you were failing at, at the same time.

“Breathe, just breathe. How ‘bout you take a shower huh.” You say in an airy voice while still holding onto his arm.

“Uh, okay. Yeah, a shower. That sounds good.” He said, forcing you to let go of his hand.

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It takes him 10 minutes to finish taking his shower. Tonight he comes out wearing another pair of basketball shorts and another tee. It really makes you wonder if all he goes to sleep in is a pair of shorts and a tee. Like really Reid come on. You have money, use it on some proper pj’s. Although you're one to argue wearing another pair of shorts and a loose crop top.

“You said last night that there was no hot water so it took you ten minutes, well this time there still was and it again still (italicize) took you ten minutes. Like what the fuck!”

“I'm not really one for hot water. But my statement last night still remains true, you took up the hot water.”

“ Reid, this is a hotel. They almost always have hot water running.”

“Okay well, I don’t care!”

“I thought you were supposed to be the smart one.”

“Ha, so you admit it!”

“Admit what?”

“That I’m smarter than you!”

“Well in certain areas, yes,” you said in an annoyed tone. He was smirking at your struggle for answering. “Ugh, can we just go to sleep.” You say not wanting to continue this conversation.

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You woke up to the sound of rain pouring outside. The skies were as gray as a child on a monday. You felt something on your stomach and to your surprise that feeling was a man known as Dr. Spencer freaking Reid. He was laying on you with his head right under your chin. You were holding his hand and your legs were intertwined with his again. You can't remember what happened last night to lead up to this, but what's done is done. The person you've been pining over for the last 3 years was here laying on you and looking like a fucking god.

Your phone started to ring causing him to wake up.

“Emily? Oh, okay yeah, I'll be there in 20.” She told you to go to the address that she had sent you. Saying to bring Reid with you to get your outfits for tonight. “Reid, come on we gotta go.” You say looking down at the art that was placed in front of you.

“No, I don't wanna leave. I just wanna sleep.” You had never seen this side to him before. So soft and sweet. Was the universe trying to make you fall for him? If so, then it was working.

“No come on, we have to get our outfits for tonight. We have to get ready and eat something. So come on, get up.” you say trying to get up but failing because he holds you back.

“No. sleep.” He mumbles half awake.

“Spencer, how ‘bout this. How about you sleep for a little until I take a shower and stuff. Then you can get up.”

“Okay, fine.” And with that he was out, leaving you go gaze over the literal form of perfection.

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“Y/L/N how long does it take to get changed?” Reid yelled.

“Oh will you shush!”

“Geez, no need to get so mean.”

“Iswear I will backhand you so hard if you don't shut up!” You say while walking out. And at the sight of seeing you he was speechless. Staring at you like you had something stuck in your teeth. “What?” You say looking down at your black floor length gown.

“No n-nothing. It's just-”

“Just what?”

“You look good in that dress.”

You looked down immediately after he said that fearing he would see the blush. He did. “Yeah well, you look good too.” you say while moving your hands after the redness was gone.

“I know.” He said, smirking causing you to make a sarcastic face.

“Okay, well we have to go now or Hotch will literally kill us.”

“You. He’ll kill you.” He says while walking out of the door.

“And you would just love that, wouldn't you.” You say following him out.

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“Reid, you have your gun?”Hotch askes.

“Yes.” He said.

“Wait, where should I put mine?” You ask while holding your gun.

“Oh, you see, you're not going to have one.” JJ says while taking your gun away slowly.

“Then what the hell am i going to use as self defence?”

“You're a badass, you'll figure it out.” Emily says suggestively.

“Damn straight.” You say smiling causing her and JJ to laugh. Reid was not impressed.

“Okay, these glasses have a secret video camera in them sending footage to Garcia once you turn it on. So whatever you do, don't take these off.” Hotch says while handing Reid a pair of glasses that match his suit. “And Y/L/N this is your “wedding ring.” It has a video camera in the diamond so try to keep your hand up and try to make it as visible to people as possible.” He says while handing you the ring.

“Okay you're married, so act like it!” Rossi says before you two leave.

“Yeah, you both better be so in love it makes someone sick.” Emily adds.

“Yes mom. Yes dad.” You say jokingly.

“Okay and before you go, here are your earpieces. And we’ll be near the building if anything happens.” JJ says.

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“Y/N, put your left hand on Spencer’s arm.” Garcia says through the earpiece. And you did exactly that. “Okay, now be affectionate.”

“Pen how should we do that.” You say while looking at Reid so it looked like you were talking to someone.

“I don't know? Spencer, kiss her.”

And then bam! Before you knew it, his lips were on yours. You didn't know how to react. He wrapped his arms around your waist pulling you in making the kiss even stronger. You then put your hands in his hair and pulled at it a little. And at that moment it was as if the world stopped. As if time froze and fireworks went off. And then all of a sudden he pulled away and you looked down.

“Cherry or Strawberry?” He asks as if nothing just happened.

“I uh- strawberry.”

“Pardon me, but I couldn't help but notice that beautiful ring.” Says a guy approaching you.

“Oh thank you! It's very gorgeous isn't it!”You say while looking down at the ring then bringing your hand up.

“But not as gorgeous as you honey.” Reid says while looking at you. Oh god the things he did to your heart.

“Oh, uh how rude of me not to introduce myself. Im Ryan. Ryan Carson.” He says while holding out his hand for both of you to shake.

“Im Y/N Reid and this is my husband Spencer Reid.” You say while shaking his hand after Reid, as always, refused to. Y/N Reid had a nice ring to it, although you would never change your last name. But it sure had a nice ring to it which both you and Reid noticed.

“How long?” Ryan asked.

“3 months.”I said.

“When did you know?”

“The first time she read me The Fault In Our Stars. It was 2 something in the morning and I couldn't sleep so she read it to me. And I just couldn't stop thinking that this is the girl I’m gonna marry.” Reid said. Although that of course never happened, your heart wanted to explode. Right after he said that you kissed him on the cheek. He immediately turned red, but you didn't say anything.

“Wow. That’s just, wow.” Ryan said.

“Guys I think this guy is our friend Thomas. Well not think, know. He looks exactly the same. So make sure to play into his tactics or whatever. Therapy must cost a lot for you sweet children.” Garcia says.

“You know, I’m gonna propose to my girlfriend soon. Would you two help me pick out a ring?”

“What do you think Spenny?” You ask in a joking tone. Spenny, that was one you never used. You liked it, did so did he.

“Well, I think that it’s an amazing idea baby.”

You could see the anger in his eyes. The anger you get before taking a life. You could see that all he wanted to do was end your lives right then and there. Honestly you two could go into acting if all this death gets too heavy for you.

“Great! Then follow me right this way.” He says while leading you to the elevator. The ride was fairly quick but the entire time Reid had his and around your waist pulling you close to him. Oh god the things you would do to have him.

“Here’s my room.” he says while gesturing to you two to go in first. You saw two chairs and then heard the door slam behind you. You jumped at the sound and turned around to see him standing there with a gun pointing that both of you. “You don't want your wife to die a painful death, go sit down on the chair.” And he did exactly that. “Now you too bitch.” he says while pointing the gun at you. And you did exactly what he said.

“What do you want!” You yell at him while he ties you up.

“I want your happiness to end. If I can't have it, then how can you?”

“The world doesn't revolve around you!” And then before you knew it there was blood coming from your arm and a door kicked open.

“Y/N!” Spencer yells.

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“I’m okay, really I’m fine.” You say to the paramedic wrapping your arm.

“No you’re not! You got shot!” Spencer says.

“Okay well how about I leave you two along for a bit huh.” And with that the paramedic was gone.

“Oh look, you scared the paramedic.” You say while throwing your hands in the air.

“Okay and you scared me.”

“Spencer, I got shot. It happens.”

“Yes Y/N I know but it could have hit an artery and make you bleed out. I could have lost you. Why dont see that. If you die who am I gonna mentaly torture, who am I gonna talk to my mom about, who am I gonna love? I've already lost so much, I can't lose you too. I love you.”

“You love me?”

And just like that he grabbed you and put his lips on yours. You immediately put your hands in his hair and pulled hard, he didn't care though. He pulled you closer to him, making you come back with 10 times more force than before. You pulled apart due to lack of oxygen and he put his head against yours after catching his breath.

“Does that answer your question?” He says softly.

This time you kiss him. Not as aggressive as last time though. This was a small, yet equally as meaningful kiss. “I love you too.”

“I fell in love the way you fall asleep; slowly then all at once” – John Green

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[gayspock]

its that time of year again... forgive me, but here's the gbbo liveblog, my loves<3

- first of all i hate you paul. everryone else understands the cute shirt memo. i'll get you so fucking bad. prue even has matching glasses (not me forgiving prue for her crimes but)

- MY GOD, THOUGH.... CRYSTELLE IS INSANELY FUCKING BEAUTIFUL. THERE'S NO WAY. HELP...... HIYAA<333 (TWIRLS HAIR)

- i am so, so worried though: because fucking paul is ALREADY bitching about her "strong flavours". if this is a rehash of last year, and the years prior where these arses slate all the poc for their food & kick them whilst babying the whites i'll kill everybody

- matt singing flinstones in german to jurgen . that went on so long im going to throw up and jurgen just trying to do his fucking job.

- A MODEL TRAIN BUSINESS? OH I AM OBSESSED. A LITTLE BAKER WITH A MODEL TRAIN BUSINESS. OH I AM OBSESSED.

- maggie is either going to be darling but absolutely insufferable and im hoping its darling.

- FREYAAAA HIII... yorkshire lass.... from SCARBOROUGH. a but look at little fucking jumper oh STOP it.

- im also really liking george he tickles me. king.

- LIZZIE TRYING TO JUST CRACK ON, and paul being like "why are you so far behind🤨" and she's like "ehrm. im just a slow person. i guess 😑" like WHAT is she supposed to saw paul. i also like lizzie btw but i wont get attached if she eats shit.

- jairzeno's passion fruits... oh my godddd... you KNOW thats going to be so so soooooooo good.oh my godddd.

- i love jurgen too i love his lil vibe. oh i'd be such an unhappy child too.

- OH MY GOD I FEEL LIKE I ACTUALLY REALLY LIKE MOST PEOPLE THIS YEAR. THEYRE ALL SO CUTE. GOOD CASTING GUYS. except for the detective. do not trust her.

- would i be scared of maggie in real life. yes. but shes cute on the show.f

- jairenzo i KNEW your passion fruit would FUCK

- sorry why is crystelle so pretty theres no........ OH THANK GOD. OH THANK GOD THEY ARENT RIPPING HER APART FOR THE SPICE. THANK FUCKING GOD. GOOD.

- GEORGE. HELP. BESTIE. GEORGE I WANT TO SUPPORT YOU BUT GEORGE HELP.... my love.

- JURGEN. "THERE WAS A BIT OF A WIND IN THE FOREST." OH JURGEN. OH SWEETHEART. and paul being nice to him... oh my god...

- FREYA THAT'S SO CUTE. she's- IT'S A BIT OFF A FAFF, OH FREYA I LOVE IT.

- chigs. who is chigs. i dont remember chigs. was i looking away when chigs was introduced.

-lizzie............... i dont care lizzie is cute too. me having a crush on lizzie. i said i wont get attached but look at me anyways my loves. i love her accent a lot.

- ??? THE HELL DO YOU MEAN UNDER 35S WONT KNOW WHAT A MALT LOAF IS? WHO DOESNT KNOW WHAT A MALT LOAF IS?

- NO SHUT UP LIZZIE'S A FAVE.

- maggie and freya first and second. oh what a wonderful day.

- btw i hate all of this whole "it must be part of a special memory". like idk if thats just me bc ik i personally loathe doing stuff like that (like? none of your business bestie) but stop it... did they always do that.. or was it just bc omg what was her name. does anyone remember- WAS IT CANDACE? I HATED HER SO BAD. IT WAS LIKE EVERY SINGLE BAKE. like ah<3 this is the pub where i grew up<3 like i dont caareee candace jesus

- NOOOO JAIRZENO. OH NO. OH NO. SOMEONE FUCKING SAVE HIM.

- an 1812 overture cake thats actually pretty iconic my loves.

- LIZZIE GO FOR HIS FUCKING THROAT

- holy shit FREYA THATS SO PRETTY. CRYSTELLE'S TOO OMG. HOLY SHIT. THEYRE GORGEOUS, GOR- JURGEN ARE YOU WRITING THAT OUT YOURSELF?

- giuseppe its sooo cool sir it is it truly is

- SORRY I DIDNT SEE YOU AT FIRST CHIGS. YOURE HONESTLY A VIBE- CHIGS YOUR FUCKING CAKE.

- GEORGE IT LOOKS A BIT LIKE SHIT BUT I LOVE YOU SO I DO NOT CARE AT ALL

- "it stayed up" they say to each other, seconds before it tips over help.

- freya its soooo pretty.sorry but flowers are so ggorgeous my god. look at them oh my god loook aaattt them

STOP IT CRYSTELLE TOO. OH MY GOD. MY LOVELY LADIES. FUCKING HELL WOULD YOU JUST LOOK AT THIS- help crystelle's face. the fear.

- btw if they dont send fucking amanda home despite them SAYING she was in trouble each round i'll be so mad. if jairzeno goes home bc he didnt do gravity defying (when SHE didnt either, when several of them didnt!!!) i'll be sooooo mad bc he did well on the others and he had a good tasting cake when she couldnt do that either.

- JURGEN ITS SOOOO COOL BESTIE WHAT THE HECK! HE'S A VERY HAPPY JURGEN INDEED.

- YES YES YES JURGEN STARBAKER CONGRATS BESTIE WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU

- send amanda home

- send her home

- do it<3

- TOM? TOM????? MY BESTIE TOM? WHAT DID HE DO. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER DID I OCMPLETELY GLOSS OVER IT. HELP...... TOM BESTIE IM SORRYYYYYYYYY. NOO OMG. i mean- i i mean i dont...help what did he. where did he place in the techniocal i mean?!

- no offence but amanda did terrible in the first challenge. last in the technical. and she didnt have a gravity defying cake either like im bewildered. tom's wasnt either but like.. paul himself said that literally wasnt she cake bossed it she just did rice krispies covered in fucking fondant????? the cake wasnt teetering. and it literally fell over STILL jhelp

- JURGEN TRYING TO CALL HOME ND NOBODY PICKING UP JURGEN I'D PICK UP FOR YOU KING

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rating disney movie sequels ive seen from worst to best bc i can

12. pocahontas II: journey to a new world - caught sight of it on my tv one time, and as a child who was probably still identifying as republican at that point, i s2g it was so racist i could not finish it. ‘wait till he sees you’ gives me fuckin hives

11. tarzan II - its. tarzan as a kid. like just more young tarzan adventures and dont get me wrong its a cute idea but after about 5 minutes it gets so boring 

10.  atlantis: milos return - this one gets a lil bit of a pass bc from what i heard it was supposed to be a better sequel but that got canned and they were working on a spin off series too so they just like. took a couple of the episodes they were working on and stitched it into a movie. its like a bootleg parody of the first film and my family and i despite loving the original , once again, could not even finish this one. the only memorable part for me was kida picking up a life preserver presuming its a game and milo telling her you throw it to someone whos drowning and she responds “does this not make it difficult to play the game”

9. beauty and the beast: the enchanted christmas - not that bad, tim curry plays a great villian per usual, its just kinda confusing where and how it fits into the plot of the first film. and its like. Dark? perhaps scary? for a christmas movie??? i remember my mom didnt want me to watch it every year she’d dread it bc it was such a bummer lol

8. brother bear 2 - ok nah introducing the new girl character was actually a baller move, and the concept was pretty cool. they just didnt make it fit very well and ngl the entire rest of the movie also feels disconnected from the first. had a lot of good dots but no good connection ya dig. also even though they tried in the end it was still just a ‘we have to give this character a love interest’ movie which kinda trumps the whole reason the first movie revolved around brotherhood. it aint wife bear

7. cinderella II: dreams come true - i barely remember it i am literally just giving it this high of a rating bc the romance between the baker and one of the stepsisters was so fucking wholesome. that true love lives in my head bitch xoxo

6. the rescuers down under - i never saw the original so when i saw this on tv i thought it was the original , thats how quality it was imo. i just hardly remember it and had no real urge to seek it out again for years. its eye catching but not super duper memorable

5. the little mermaid II: return to the sea - ik most of the plot is just the first movie reversed but i actually rly liked the character melody and how they inverted a lot of the concepts, its just. a lot of it includes secondhand embarrassment and some of it rly is too lazy for me to ignore. solid B- for me

4. the lion king II: simbas pride - INCREDIBLE soundtrack, nothing can beat the first but its still Baller, and the newly introduced characters are all iconic. my only qualm is how like. the concept of bigoted simba is very hard to watch which ik ik it makes some sense with the events of the first movie but jfc my man does not have a great look in this one

3. mulan II - most ppl hate this one?? but i actually rly loved the princess characters and the music as well, i watched it a LOT growing up. the whole mushu trying to break up mulan and shang thing is equal parts entertaining and frustrating. and the animation is a tad bit... off. but like am i ever gonna FORGET mulan hanging off the bridge and reaching for her man and screaming with her entire heart? or the way she kinda parallels his ‘ping, hold on’ from the first movie with ‘shang, hang on’? no

2. peter pan II: return to neverland - broe....... howd they take the racist misogynistic trainwreck that was the first film and make this. its so fucking good, it has emotional depth and speaks to kids who feel they are being forced into growing up too fast by showcasing wendys daughter going thru WORLD WAR II and making her an incredibly realistic portrayal of a traumatized kid, pairing her with the happy go lucky peter pan and the lost boys who CANT grow up, symbolizing the death of her innocence with the way that her not believing in fairies is slowly killing tinkerbell, it all just makes for a really impactful movie. and even in a kids movie sense its just so entertaining and at times really funny and/or whimsical? not to mention the ‘i’ll try’ song/scene gets me crying every single time. beautiful movie dude the only reason its 2nd is bc it is , So emotional that im not always in the MOOD to watch it bc i have to prepare a little

1. the lion king 1 1/2 - god yes i fuckign loved and still love this one so much. the music is fire the comedy still makes me laugh so hard and the whole idea is so fucking genuinely clever. god bless whoever came up with this one i had it on dvd and im p sure i watched it for years till it was so scratched up it wouldnt play anymore, 11/10

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ok yes i’m here with lilia’s info ur resident demon have fun pals<3

family background - yes this is copy pasted myob<3

ya’ll ever read one of those drug ring ao3 fanfics where y/n is dating the sexy drug cartel leader? well that’s their family!

generational family blood money because that’s how cartels work i think. started running + dealing three generations back with their great-grandparents in order for them to make a living. it wasn’t until the so-called business was handed down to their grandparents that they wanted to expand and generate more money. the big pharma cover was created in order for them to manufacture, distribute, and supply at a larger scale. present day, their family name has notoriety with other cartel and mafia families.

basically avery was supposed to take over because he was the oldest right, but lilia did not want that at all. their parents started favoring avery and schmoozing up to him a little bit to get him to say yes (even though avery was fully prepared to give lilia the position) and lilia was like! what the fuck! so she told their parents about this one time that avery accidentally blabbed the family secret to a stranger at a party which broke their one rule of keeping it a secret. their parents wanted nothing to do with him anymore and completely cut avery off and kicked him out of the family.

everyone knows that avery and lilia are siblings, even though they don’t really know the actual details about their past together because avery doesn’t say anything about his family and the cartel is a secret. now that they are both at yale and in the elites together they are just kinda like haha awkward <3 they basically would just tell everyone that they grew apart if other characters tried to pry but also lilia is now telling people that avery fucked up a business decision which is why he left the family and avery is like alright but good luck trying to get other info out of them! xo, the jeongs

personal background

a legacy and a member of the yale's elite, they're twenty-one and a junior undergrad student majoring in pharmacology. they are as zealous as they are vain.

blackmails: and yes ik we only needed 2 i got pressed and stubborn (drugs tw):

blackmailing vanity fair to keep them from speaking negatively about her and her family by dealing to their reporters. she’s more so doing this to protect herself and her brother than her parents.

is aware of annie and violet’s work arrangements with her family’s drug business. she refuses to involve herself by mentioning that the family they work for is hers and is currently turning a blind eye to the questionable tasks that are asked of them.

purposely sent an ex boyfriend to prison when she was 18 due to her being tired of being in a consistently toxic relationship. she set him up to be found with various bags of illicit drugs (of which were owned by her family) and framed him with possession with intent to distribute and supply to garner a felony charge as an adult.

ok moving to present day stuff<3

ever since avery left the family, her parents have basically put immense pressure on her to fill his spot - the spot she wanted, and since her loyalty is with them and herself, she accepted it and did whatever had to be done. she was 16 when it became her job to take over, so whatever parts of her childhood she had left kind of just left when they began to prime her.

at 18, her mom finally revealed to her that avery had the intentions to give her control of the family when she came of age - something that she didn’t know until 2 years after she fucked up ! her guilt eats her alive to this day, but rather than mending her relationship with him personally, she sends him money anonymously through shorting her parents. 

she actually loves being in the elites ... it gives her such a sense of importance whether or not she is considered a legacy. was kind of excited to join actually and frankly that bit her in the ass with the blackmailer out here but its fine.

her college years have frankly been quiet like .. she’s studious to the point she needs to be but she really is not a partier, doesn’t do drugs because she’s seen first hand the shit that her parents are involved in, and barely drinks. when she does she literally doesn’t know how to handle it and fears losing control. literally if you wanna manipulate her this is how u do it lmao.

this is mentioned in the personality section but yes she is in the classics book club at yale ... she loves her classics</3

she’s actually easy to get along with ok just don’t cross her i promise my god im going to lose it

i don’t know im blanking so bad and this is alrdy almost 1500 words i cant do this anymore. UGHGHH more of her personal stuff is in the personality section im heaving

personality

ridiculously cut throat and has no issues stepping on people to get to where she needs to be. like if it came down to saving herself or saving someone else who she doesn’t have a close connection to? she will always pick herself. 

makes a game out of other people one - upping her<3 if she knows she can win, and sometimes even when she can’t, she will purposely cause a problem just to see them fall and grow her own ego.

also will start problems casually and then just sit back and watch them unfold while drinking wine out a mug.

literally ... and i mean literally obsessed with being perceived as beautiful and pretty. she’s so mf vain that it’s actually a problem, and i can promise you if you call her ugly miss girl will cry. this mostly has to do with her self esteem issues and the pressure put onto her by her parents after avery left. yes she did this to herself dni.

loyal only to those who she cares about otherwise they can frankly rot<3 and there are times where she will break that loyalty if it benefits her.

ik this may not be believable but she actually is extremely insecure and anxious deep down lmao like she has such an obsession with proving that she’s the best to her peers and her family that it flat out consumes her consistently. this is what causes her to act out most of the time and if someone was to become close to her it would be plainly evident. yes - she can be soft.

has an overt persona of positivity and carries herself as someone who doesn’t have negative intentions and sometimes makes it hard to believe that she’s actually capable of doing the things that people accuse her of.

yes she is calculating and manipulative and miss girly will look for faults only to make them worse.

she literally wasn’t always like this but when her and avery’s relationship started to fracture, she kind of let her own selfishness consume her.

she plays stupid a lot KLNDFKNDLKFSD  will pretend to be interested in random men in her classes so they will baby her and do shit for her that she could have easily done herself. it’s not that she’s lazy but she’s only studying pharma because of her family. she has an obsession with classical lit and would have rather majored in that if given the chance. 

has a fear of emotional intimacy </3 went through a really toxic relationship from the ages of 16-18 that was basically more done to bring her family and another together for a business deal and it just ... did not end well for her and basically she was treated like shit. literally the only way she could get out of it was to frame him and then bribe people to make sure the felony charge wasn’t dropped. her family doesn’t know she did this so<33333 

statistics

full name: lilia iris jung.

nicknames: lili or lia.

age: 21.

date of birth: august 02, 1999.

siblings: avery ( older brother ).

birthplace: new york city, new york, united states.

current location: new haven, connecticut, united states.

astrological sign: leo sun / capricorn moon / virgo rising.

gender: cis female.

pronouns: she / her / hers.

height: 5′1″.

sexuality: bisexual.

religion: atheist.

piercings: double lobe on her right ear, triple lobe on her left ear, tragus on her right ear, and a helix on both her left and right and ears.

tattoos: this on her inner, right bicep, and this behind her left ear.

haircolor: brunette.

literally for wanted connections i want 2 things: (1) someone to rock her shit bc that is deserved, and (2) idk she’s wearing a mask like 80% of the time so someone who she is close enough to actual b real with :\ if this doesn’t make sense myob im taking a nap

[doyouevenshipbr0]

gruvia drabble

author’s note: i get inspired by the most insignificant little things and i have no idea where im gonna go w this fic but...... juvia is so BEAUTIFUL omfg n i literally just wanna write a fic ab gray appreciating that. that’s it lmao. enjoy my loves!!!<333

**another note: haha oh ok it turned into something kinda rly different! its fine ig! psa im ab to kinda rant so u can skip this if u want!! if u wanna read this part it might be better to do it after u read the fic???? these arent spoilers its just kinda behind the scenes of ig.. ok so i try to think of gruvia in the most realistic sense possible. i incorporated gray having crushes bc simply, i think its true. i think gray had a crush on erza and lucy. i also think gray didnt fall in love w juvia at first sight lmao. i think it took a lot of time for gray to understand what juvia meant to him. also i find it INFURIATING that gray has never commented on juvias looks lmaooo (to my knowledge). like he said lucy and erza were pretty (at least in the anime) and literally all i want is for gray to acknowledge how fuckin BEAUTIFUL juvia is ongogmgogm. ok ok yes he commented "you're mine" and said "ur body is something i care about" and a whole lot of other romantic things but he has never made a comment solely on juvias looks and ik looks dont matter and im sure its hard for gray to even think ab juvias looks considering all the personality she has but literally all i want is a "ur cute". like thats all i need lmao. my girl needs recognition for being the most beautiful person EVER!! so yeah this fic is me trying to process how gray sees juvia, and even tho he doesnt say it, i can at least tell myself this is his thought process lmaooo. ((he also prolly doesn't say shes cute cus it would be way too embarrassing for him considering he has like actual real feelings for her)) ok ignore me literally typing word vomit lol pls enjoy ilysm. (((this rant is longer than the fucking fic. i cri.))))

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Gray always had crushes.

It was normal, but Gray never really reflected on it until now.

First, there was Erza. They were just kids. When she first joined the guild, Gray thought she was weird, but he soon found out she was much more than that. She challenged him. Not only physically, but mentally and emotionally too. He wanted to figure her out. She had a complexity that he never experienced before, and he was intrigued by it. Soon, the curiosity of the pretty girl with the scarlet hair molded into an admiration. He admired her beauty, her ability, and her heart, and the attraction just fizzled away over time.

Then, there was Lucy. This one was far simpler, and didn't hurt Gray's brain as much to try to comprehend. She was cute. She was quirky. She was a fresh face he saw around the guild. He couldn't deny the instant attraction he felt towards her, and he didn't necessarily try to fight it either. The bond was harmless, and Gray never expected anything to come from it, nor did he try to advance it in any way. She was just Lucy. A friend, a guildmate, and a teammate. While a part of him was inclined to make some sort of move, an even larger part of him didn't feel right about it. That small part that inquired for something more seemed to die out as well, and while he wasn't sure why at first, he was finally starting to realize what it was.

Finally, there's Juvia, who he would hardly ever consider a crush. Honestly, at first, nothing really struck him. She was pretty he supposed, but had an odd look. She had a dull personality. She was nothing special. Just another enemy to take out. That was all until their first fight came to an end. A piece of her did stand out to Gray, and it stuck to him. He wasn't sure why, but it did.

Then, time went on. Juvia's personality completely flourished, and it was like she became a whole new person. While Gray at first saw her mostly as an annoyance, it transformed into something completely foreign to him. He never knew how to place this feeling, and even now he still has trouble comprehending Juvia from time to time. While he wasn't sure how to feel about her, he did always know that she was something special. She was there for him like no one else was. She supported, helped, and loved him more than anyone. He was completely overcome by all of her. He was so overwhelmed by her love, it took him a long time to realize just how much he needed and cherished it. He needed that warmth in his cold, seemingly tragic life. While the people in his past died for him, she lived for him. He only recently realized that in some ways, that was much harder, and it was certainly much more meaningful.

She did have her faults though, as all people do. She was completely neurotic, clingy, emotional, short-tempered, dramatic, and just--well-- a weirdo, but...

he loved her.

He loved her strength, her devotion, her kindness, her optimism towards life, her enthusiasm, her humor (even when she didn't mean to be funny), and well- he just loved everything about her. Even the bits mentioned earlier that seemed not so great. He loved it all.

He had a hard time even calling Juvia a crush, truthfully. The way he felt towards her was far stronger than anything he'd felt for anyone else. Erza and Lucy held a place in his heart at one point, but now, Juvia was the whole thing. She owned every last part of it. It was a feat neither of the former girls possessed, and he didn't think anyone other than Juvia ever could.

And as he sat at a table across from the three women he ever had romantic feelings for in his life: Erza, Lucy, and Juvia, and pondered on these thoughts, he decided not only did Juvia have an amazing soul, she was damn beautiful too.

The strange thing was, Juvia was always pretty. But unlike his former crushes, he never really seemed to take the time to admire Juvia's looks. It was her personality that always stuck out to Gray.

But when he did take the time to sit and just look at her... wow. Erza and Lucy couldn't even hold a candle to her.

It was remarkable, honestly. She was nothing like any girl he had ever seen before. She was totally unique. Her hair was the perfect shade of blue that accompanied her perfect waves, making her mane resemble that of a beautiful ocean that he would absolutely love to get lost in. Her bangs fell perfectly over her hooded eyes that were coated in long lashes, and in them held a deep blue escape that were her eyes. Oh god, her eyes. They could tell you a whole story those damned things. Gray never had to ask her what she was feeling, because her eyes always said it all. Natsu was sitting beside him at the time, and said something that caused Juvia to laugh. Her plump, naturally pouted lips turned into a big beautiful grin in an instant. Gray wasn't sure what Natsu said, but it must've been pretty funny, because she then covered her mouth as she began to laugh even louder, and Gray was wishing she didn't hide behind her petite hands. After the laugh fest was over, she regained her composure and tucked an unruly blue lock behind her ear, and closed her mouth as her lips parted into a content grin, and just that small gesture shamefully drove Gray crazy. She was a masterpiece.

He decided he didn't stop to think about how breathtaking she was so much, because then it would turn into this. It became Gray relishing in every little detail Juvia possessed, and every mannerism she did. He never felt the need to look at a girl like that before, with such interest in detail. The feeling that took over when he really looked at Juvia was far too strong for him to comprehend too often. It was a feeling completely unfamiliar to him until he saw her. While his emotions about her were a lot for him to handle sometimes, he was thankful for it.

He was grateful for every last part of her.

"Gray-sama, are you alright?" She tilted her head ever so slightly, causing the tides of her hair to fall in a new, but beautiful way, and her eyes were filling with harmless concern. She must've finally caught him staring.

"U-uh yeah." He stammered. "I'm good."

"You're sure?" Her eyes began to flood with more worry, and she reached her hand across the table, holding onto his. Her soft, milky skin clashed with his rough feel, but they somehow fit perfectly together. He flinched at first, but instead of throwing a fit for his hatred of PDA, he decided he'd let their hands be. He wanted to take every part of her in right now.

"Yeah." He smirked, and slightly squeezed onto her hand, not caring about Natsu, Lucy, Erza, or anyone seeing them at that moment in time. She was all his. Not only was she his, but she was it. She was really the one.

"I'm just fine."

[stvrwar]

wait out the plastic weather

marauders social media au | 2k words | they’re youtubers bc why not and bc @frxddi is up this trope’s ass | ao3

james potter to tucci gang: you guys see the newest vid

sirius black: you mean the newest video that all of us are fucking in

sirius black: that cideo?

sirius black: *video

remus lupin: the video you uploaded and sent all of us the link to like…twelve minutes ago?

peter pettigrew: I think he might mean that video

james potter: fuck all of you not that video

james potter: and it has a name. it is out cHILD

remus lupin: pardon me, I didn’t realize “getting kicked out of Walmart #4” fit on the birth certificate

james potter: I have small handwriting

remus lupin: my mistake

james potter: ur mistake indeed but

james potter: not our fucking video morons

peter pettigrew: ur unnecessarily mean to us

james potter: lily evans video. The woman of my dreams. The greatest youtuber to ever fucking live

sirius black: now that’s just hurtful

remus lupin: and also why the fuck would we have watched her video?

james potter: now who’s hurtful?

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remus lupin to so pete davidson and ariana grande are engaged and idk who I am anymore: sirius why is this our chat name now

sirius black: bc idk who I am anymore

peter pettigrew: is it bc ur in love with ariana grande

james potter: he loves ariana and he’s in love with pete

remus lupin: I can’t believe you’ve never told us

peter pettigrew: im touched

remus lupin: when’s the wedding?

sirius black: okay fuck all of u she is an icon and he is hilarious

james potter: ur face is hilarious

sirius black: im leaving you for him

james potter: babe no I didn’t mean it

sirius black: u’ve hurt me too many times

james potter: I promise I’ll change for you

remus lupin removed sirius black from the chat

remus lupin removed james potter from the chat

peter pettigrew: this happens like twice a fucking week

remus lupin: so how’ve you been pete?

peter pettigrew: pretty shook about that engagement tbh

remus lupin removed peter pettigrew from the chat

remus lupin: I am an island.

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sirius black to the office season 2 episode 7: yo Walmart 4 is on trending wtf

james potter: !!!!!!!!!

peter pettigrew: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

remus lupin: im not gonna do that

sirius black: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

james potter: what number is it on trending??? Is this twitter or youtube btw

sirius black: youtube and #6

remus lupin: shit that’s our best yet

peter pettigrew: anyone check the subscriber count recently????

sirius black: the marauders are at 3.1 million what the FUCK IS UP YO

remus lupin: im so surprised u aren’t key smashing

sirius black: is it because im gay

remus lupin: no it’s because u have massive thumbs and can’t text to save your life

remus lupin: yes because you’re gay

sirius black: that’s homophobic. Im not gay bc I keysmash

peter pettigrew: ??? neither of you are straight. ????

remus lupin: no you keysmash bc you’re gay

james potter: WE ARE TRENDING WE CAN ARGUE ABOUT THIS LATER

james potter changed chat name to BRAINSTORMING SESSION ASAP

sirus black: porn

james potter removed sirius black from the chat

peter pettigrew: tasteful porn so we don’t get demonetized

james potter: keep talking

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james potter to twinky winky is a great porn parody title why are you booing me: aquarium vid is a goooooooooooo

remus lupin: but the question is, can we live up to Walmart 4 hype

remus lupin: bc that shit is going insane online. People love it

remus lupin: we’re hoodlums, vandals

sirius lupin: loveable vandals and hoodlums

peter pettigrew: I feel like that’s debatable tbh

remus lupin: we as a collective whole have been kicked out of four separate walmarts

remus lupin: do you know how far I have to drive to get my fried chicken at 2 am

james potter: why the fuck are you getting fried chicken at 2 am

remus lupin: I don’t need this judgement

sirius black: so how’s the aquarium vid faring

peter pettigrew: u know what sirius is being the rational one for once and im too focused on the fried chicken to be amazed

remus lupin left twinky winky is a great porn parody title why are you booing me

peter pettigrew changed the chat name to colonel lupin’s fried chicken

sirius black: is it really that rare that im the rational one?

sirius black: jk ik im a messy bitch

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peter pettigrew to three’s company: uh. Guys has james seen this yet

peter pettigrew sent an image

remus lupin: oh fuck

sirius black: well I haven’t heard any high pitched screeching yet so, no

peter pettigrew: she’s got more subscribers than we do, it would be good for the channel

sirius black: she’s a video game streamer what sorta collab are we supposed to do with that

remus lupin: idk, maybe a vid on her channel, a vid on ours? She’s in the same city so like, shouldn’t be too hard, right?

sirius black: welp he’s screaming so he definitely has seen the comment now.

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james potter to chad and ryan were gay fuck you disney: “hey we should totally do a collab sometime! Message me :)”

sirius black: u have sent that TWELVE FUCKING TIMES NOW

sirius black: TWELVE

remus lupin: let the boy live

peter pettigrew: okay but the smiling is a little concerning tbh

remus lupin: @james potter have you even sent the fucked message yet? What did it say?

james potter: “hey! I’m so excited that you wanted to do a collab with us! I love your channel and doing something would be super great for both of us. Anything you had in mind?”

james potter: did I come off as a crazy person?

sirius black: in the best way possible

remus lupin: somehow that doesn’t feel like a compliment?

peter pettigrew: maybe you should use MORE exclamation points

james potter: stfu I am an expert at talking to the most beautiful woman in the world

sirius black: excuse me

james potter: I said woman

sirius black: tell me im pretty

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james potter to little pig boy comes from the dirt: fuck gotta clean this shit up

james potter changed chat name to the marauders group chat

sirus black: ??????????????? wtf

remus lupin: has james been bodyswapped

peter pettigrew: like the movie face/off with nic cage?

remus lupin: I feel like there are better examples of body swapping

james potter added lily evans to the marauders group chat

sirius black: oh fuck now that makes sense

remus lupin changed chat name to little pig boy comes from the dirt

lily evans: from that SNL skit?

lily evans: I fucking love pete davidson tbh even though he breaks in like every skit

lily evans: did you guys hear that he and ariana got engaged? Idk who I’m more jealous of

sirius black removed james potter from the chat

sirius black: she’s our new james

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peter pettigrew to owen wilson saying yeah for 2 hrs: drink every time someone comments about sirius’s appearance on a vid

james potter: “im a simple girl. I see sirius, I click.”

remus lupin: the words that will haunt my nightmare

james potter: the comments on the drag trying vid are…bonkers

peter pettigrew: who even says bonkers

lily evans: wow okay some of these commenters are…creative

james potter: by creative, do you mean terrifying?

lily evans: yes yes I do

remus lupin: I don’t even get it. He’s not that great looking?

sirius black: okay fuck you, u trick ass hoe

remus lupin: like, you cannot be everyone’s type

sirus black: trick ass hoe

remus lupin: im just being rational. You’re also like out. So who is thinking that saying they wanna have your babies is valid

lily evans: surrogacy?

peter pettigrew: sperm donation?

james potter: adoption?

remus lupin: fuck all of you individually and as a unit

sirius black: trick ass hoe

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lily evans to shake shake shake senora: okay just posted my collab vid let’s see how this goes

james potter: what did u end up calling it?

lily evans: “i teach 4 idiots how to play overwatch”

sirius black: harsh but fair

remus lupin: we didn’t do that badly

peter pettigrew: remus die with dignity we did fucking awful

james potter: idk what it meant when lily kept calling me a hanzo main and laughing but it felt hurtful

lily evans: good. It was.

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remus lupin to three rings to rule them all: so has james seen that people are shipping him and lily yet

remus lupin: because we should NOt let him know about that

peter pettigrew: he’d fucking cry

sirius black: theyd be called lames

sirius black: ha

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sirius black to james potter: dude you gotta stop staring at lily when she comes over for pizza nights

sirius black: she’s gonna notice

sirius black: or like stop pretending that she isn’t noticing

james potter: wait you think she’s noticed

sirius black: christ you dumbass

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lily evans to marlene mckinnon: you seen my newest collab with the marauders

marlene mckinnon: we’re roommates, obvi

marlene mckinnon: did u steal my lipstick

lily evans: okay but like. The comments

lily evans: …………………………………..what of it

marlene mckinnon: gonna kill u evans <3

marlene mckinnon: okay wow they really want u to get all up on glasses

lily evans: that one’s potter

marlene mckinnon: they want u to climb him like a tree

marlene mckinnon: do the horizontal tango

marlene mckinnon: netflix and chill

lily evans: these are getting less clever

marlene mckinnon: suck his dick

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peter pettigrew to wwlbd (what would leonard bernstein do): uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh guys we are on tv

peter pettigrew: TV LIKE WE ARE ON FUCKIN TV

peter pettigrew: TELEVISION

sirius black: what

james potter: what

remus lupin: what

peter pettigrew: OKAY like not us but like. Our video. Walmart #4

remus lupin: great now everyone’s gonna know we’re fucking vandals

james potter: im fucking crying

sirius black: IM FUCKING CRYING

peter pettigrew: oh shit now it’s the video with @Lily Evans

peter pettigrew: we are being called charming and loveable with an “adoring” fanbase

lily evans: oh my god??????????? How’d you (we) even end up on tv

peter pettigrew: idfk! Some like...social media segment or something

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sirius black to smonk wed: settle a bet for me

remus lupin: christ here we go

sirius black: I don’t appreciate the tone

remus lupin: christ! Here we go!

sirius black: whatver, acceptable, james wants to bone lily

remus lupin: uh

peter pettigrew: that be known

remus lupin: u know this isn’t the three man chat right

lily evans: uh

james potter removed sirius black from the chat

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peter pettigrew to remus owes me like $20 and some triscuits: who ate all my freezy pops

sirius black: who the fuck calls them freezy pops

remus lupin: who let you back into any of the chats

sirius black: fuk u m8

james potter: he was crying so i let him back in

sirius black: and lily isn’t in this chat so i can say all the shit i want

james potter: i wish u wouldn’t

remus lupin: seconded

peter pettigrew removed sirius black from the chat

james potter: problem solved! peter pettigrew: okay but who ate my freezy pops

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lily evan to james potter: so are we going to talk about it

james potter: about what precisely

lily evans: the revolution of the moon and the fact it’s made of cheese?

james potter: ah yes, it’s swiss btw

lily evans: the moon?

james potter: clearly

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COMMENTS ON “THE MARAUDERS TRY DRAG FT. LILY EVANS (EVANSLY)

Chaitea7: oh my god why the fuck is sirius so pretty im jealous wtf

Janeyloo: okay but anybody else picking up on the tension between james and the redhead??

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                            4marauderssssss: @Janeyloo that’s lily evans, she’s                                        another youtuber and she’s fucking great

                            dva-main3: they are definitely a thing, i agree

                            greektragdy: okay but does this make their ship name                                       lames? LIMES?

thomasthetrainbdsm: is wormtail ever gonna make another appearance? I love that funky little rat

dwightkshroooot: okay but why isn’t lily actually a like...try vlogger like these guys? she outdid sirius which is like. Unheard of.

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                             dianaprinces234: like i never thought id see the day

                             yalldve: she looks so good wtf im shook

dhfakjshdgljdsl: i want lily evans to step on me and i would                              say thank you

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                             honeynutcheetos: p sure james thinks the same thing lmao

                             011000110110000101110100: lmao right???? Im so gay

                            TheMarauders: I definitely think the same thing -James                                     Potter

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ALL THA QUESTIONS

it wouldn’t let me copy the numbers ;:) so here we go fellas

Who hurt you the most?geez idk maybe my dad altho in retrospect he was right and i was wrong but he said some really messed up stuff to me sometimes and he also was usually the reason i would ever c** my***f

Who have you hurt the most?probably my dad as well. i was fucked up as a teenager and i know it was hell for him

Who do you miss the most?no offense but my dad. i just rly miss ig how life use to be when i lived with him.

Who do you want out of your life the most?the bitches and freaks that send me anon hate. begone demons

Who had the biggest negative impact on you?the white trash xanax junkies i met in 2014.

Who do you wish you could be honest with?i suppose emilio. im not holding any secrets in but i dont tell him a lot of stuff like when my emotions are dangerously out of whack or im having a panic attack or anything like that. i think if i were more open about stuff like that we’d communicate better when im actually freaking out

Who have you harbored (any kind of!) secret feelings towards?hmm.. coworkers come to mind just cause sometimes i dont agree with things they say but i dont want to make working with them uncomfortable by saying anything. other than that just crushes from my past probably

Who would the world be better off without?donald trump, racists, rapists, heroin dealers, etc

Who do you wish you’d treated differently?grace…i use to not like her because someone was feeding me lies…im so sorry grace my beautiful raspberry girl

What was the worst day of your life?probably the day i woke up in a daze post being raped with all my money stolen from my car . or i suppose the day it actually happened

What’s your greatest fear?losing my mind

What’s your biggest insecurity?hmm…not sure. honestly im not very insecure like i know i have insecurities but nothing comes to mind immediately. i wouldnt know til im insecure about it

What’s your biggest regret?getting hooked on xanax

Describe your ideal world.boondock saints are in charge and they’re my best friends

Describe your personal hell.donald trump is in charge and my best friend is my bong rosalina

What’s a hopeless dream you’re still holding on to?damn idek, probably just that every day of my life i wish emilio and i would meet sooner than we did but obviously there’s no point in that

What’s the most embarrassed you’ve ever been?one time i let a girl borrow my phone in hs and her nosy ass went thru my shit and found…sensitive content. i was embarrassed for a long time. i only recently remembered this happened

What’s the angriest you’ve ever been?various evenings at my job at dominos. i fucking hate those bitches

What’s the saddest you’ve ever been?in the mental hospital

What’s the most scared you’ve ever been?this took me forever but it was DEFINITELY my bad trip. i thought i was dead lmao

What’s the most hopeless you’ve ever felt?probably also during that acid trip. i thought i was not coming out and this was it. it felt like real life was melting away and i was gonna be stuck in some blank universe alone. horrible. im gagging

What’s the most frantic you’ve ever felt?i dont really get frantic ever. im good at staying calm especially in dire times

What’s the best case scenario for your future?emilio and i get married and have a family. i dont really want or need anything else

What’s the worst case scenario for you future?i try heroin get really fucked up and die alone

What’s the most physical pain you’ve ever felt?the pain from the last time i punched a wall was ridiculous and came in big waves which was awful. utis can hurt a lot and im prone to those for some reason. when i had the flu my body ached like ive never felt

What’s the most emotional pain you’ve ever felt?i dont want to talk about this one

Describe a time you felt like a hypocrite.i dunno.

Describe a time you felt like a traitor.obviously getting with emilio at first…but ik its not actually that messed up now so 💁 irrelevant

Describe a time you felt like a hero.i dont know. i use to help out my junkie friends a lot

Describe a time you felt inhuman.almost always

Describe a time you felt like a failure.in fourth grade i got an f in math because i kept putting the plus sign on the wrong side of the problem and my teacher failed me on all my homework. no one was even mad at me but i couldn’t look anyone in the eye for days

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done?i dont know..i use to spew out hate in like 2010-2012. i hate that

What are you proudest of?my relationship with emilio, our good dogs, my recovery (not rly done yet but so far so good)

What’s your relationship with your family like?good. weird and a little distant at time but good

What’s your relationship with religion like?non-existent

Talk about someone you’ve lost.eh.

Talk about someone who abandoned you.eh.

Talk about a desire you have that scares you.not sure this is a thing for me

What’s something you wish you were capable of?wish i had more motivation for things that could make my future better like college

What’s something you’re afraid that you’re capable of?not rly afraid of anything id do

Describe the kind of life you wish you’d been born into.mine was fine

Describe your worst heartbreak.i was subjected to things i shouldn’t have been because of bad timing. i wouldnt have wanted it any other way and things worked out

Describe your worst disappointment.not sure dont want to dig this deep rn

Have you ever taken a fall for someone?yes. and i still get shit on for a lot of it

Have you ever forced or let someone take a fall for you?i honestly dont think so. correct e if im wrong

Have you ever done serious physical harm to someone?never on purpose (so far)

Have you ever done serious emotional harm to someone?probably. my bad

Have you ever self-harmed?yes

Have you ever attempted suicide?yes

Have you ever stolen something?yes

Have you ever cheated on someone?no

Have you ever been cheated on?no

Have you ever taken revenge on someone?nah

Have you ever seriously considered killing somone?yes 😂 oops

Have you ever betrayed someone who trusted you?allegedly

Have you ever experienced something supernatural or unexplainable?yes

thanks 💝🍓

if anyone reads all tis i love you and urr one of my best friends

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all the numbers on the asks thing

ARE YOU SERIOUS ANON?? i accept this challenge…..

do you want a boyfriend or girlfriend? sure! why not

when did your last hug take place? lol like 5 min ago thx mom

are you a jealous person? idk i try not to be. i just get a little upset when i work hard for something and it doesnt get recognized  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

are you tired right now? nah not really

do you chew on your straws? yesssss i know its a problem lol

have you ever been called a tease? LMAO NOPE do you even know me????????

have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight? god no i might die

do you cry easily? uh yeah but i try to avoid those situations at All Cost

what should you be doing right now? homework probably. but really i should be painting

are you a heavy sleeper? no way i wake up super easily

do you think you can last in a relationship for 6 months? yeah probably! i mean ive never really been in a significant relationship but i might be able to lol

are you mad at someone right now? no not really!

do you believe in love? yesss!!!! hit me with that love shit

what makes you laugh no matter what? MONSTER FACTORY

who was the last person you talked to? my hermano

do you get butterflies around the person you like? idk i dont really have a crush rn but i think i do usually??

will you get married? probably!! i think weddings are super adorable

when was the last time you smiled? like 10 min ago in the car

does anyone like you? as a friend? hopefully. romantically? doubt it

do you secretly hate someone? nah

who was the first person you talked to today? my padre

who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? my bfffff kara!

what are you not looking forward to? doing my dumbass macro hw

what are you looking forward to? COLLEGE!

has someone of the opposite sex ever told you they loved you and meant it? NOPE LMAO

suppose you see your ex kissing another person, what would you do? havent really had an ex but id probably just like run outta there

do you plan on moving out within the next year? yes! of to college!!

are you a forgiving person? depends. if theyve done something bad to my friend nope not at all. but if theyve done something bad to me? yeah idc about myself 

how many true friends do you have? probably a handful. like around 5 id say

do you fall for people easily? ugh yes unless theyre garbage and i can tell that pretty easily

have you ever fallen for your ex’s best friend? NO GOD NO

what’s the last thing you put in your mouth? uh? probably my nails ITS SO GROSS IK

who was the last person you drove with? my padre

how late did you stay up last night and why? i was watching bob ross on twitch and it was the BEST DECISION EVER

if you could move somewhere else would you? yes!!! san fran take me to your beautiful streets

who was the last person you took a picture of? myself lmao

can you live a day without tv? probably? with insta and tumblr i would b fine

when was the last time you were extremely disappointed? idk im p chill so i dont really get extremely disappointed. i mean everything is super temporary so nothing matters atm???? thats probably not a healthy outlook on life but whatevs

three names you go by: emma, em, iris

are you currently in a relationship? nah

what is your all-time favorite romance movie? im not a super big fan of romance movies but if i had to choose one it would be the proposal. ok its a romcom but thats like the same thing right???

do you believe that everyone has a soul-mate? yes!

what is your current problem? i hate macroeconomics and my professor is an asshat

have you ever had your heart broken? nah. again, dont really care about anything lmao. plus i can spot assholes from a mile away so i Stay Away from most potential heartbreakers 

your thoughts of long distance relationships? i think its totally good for some people! i think i might fail at it because im a shitty texter but go for it if you can do it!

how many kids do you want to have? idk if i even want kids. but probably like at least 2 but no more than 3

have you ever found it hard to tell someone you like them?  fuck yeah i dont do communication or confrontation. you have to talk to me first i dont even start conversations sjkfljdk

WOW that took about 4 years but it was worth it! anon you know me more closely that most of my friends lmao. thanks for the ask!!!

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Twelve Days of Christmas. On the Tenth Day of Christmas-

I got the idea from Hallmark as a prompt. Im just using the idea for the story, the only thing I kept the same from the movie is the newspaper, so don’t sue. I do not own Hallmark or Inuyasha and Co. So, enjoy!

Okay, I try to update like a normal human being, but being an adult sucks and apparently a lot of authors are the same when it come to updating- I am unsatisfied because it wasn’t all about InuKag, but I love SessKagu and I wanted a little back story to them. And yes, I added a few silly crossovers in the mix to make it more fun. Or so I think so. It’s trash, as usual. :[

So without further ado, I present chapter 10. Thank you for your patience my loves; This is for you:

@inunanna @keichanz @mmhinman @ryupioupiou @adorableears7 @kagomeforever @purekagome @grapefruitwannabe @akiza-hades-rose

Day Ten December 21, 2016:

—IK—

“Kikyou! Kagome! Get up!” Kagome groaned as she rolled out of her nice, warm bed. Suikotsu was going to be the death of her with his early morning rising. If he was awake, then everyone had to be awake. Shuffling into her fuzzy, pink bunny slippers, Kagome made her way down the hall to her sister’s room and knocked.

“Kiki, you up?” Kagome opened the door and heard the shower running. “Kiki, Suikotsu is going to have to stop wi-” She paused when the sound of sniffling came from the shower. What tha- Kagome walked through the bathroom door to see Kikyou’s silhouette sitting on the shower floor. Carefully approaching the glass door, Kagome slid it open softly. “Kikyou?”

Said woman looked up through wet lashes and soaking raven hair. “Kagome, what are you doing in here?”

Ignoring the water, Kagome stepped under the running shower head and sat before her sister. She ran a thumb under Kikyou’s red-rimmed eyes. “You’re crying. What’s wrong?”

Her twin, not caring that she was naked, launched at her sister and sobbed into her wet top. “I- I don’t know how it happened. W- we were so careful. He wanted to wait until af- after the wedding! B- but I-” Her sobs got louder and harder to understand.

“Shhh. It’s okay.” Kagome wrapped her shaking sister in her arms and rocked her gently. The water still falling hot around them. “I need to know what happened. You can tell me.”

Kikyou stilled before pulling back and wiping her runny nose with the back of her hand. Her nose was red and raw while her brown eyes were red and leaking tears down flushed cheeks. “You can’t judge me. I didn’t think this would happen so fast. I wasn’t trying to, but it happened and he’s going to be so mad.”

“Kikyou, please.” Her twin ran a hand against the crown of her head as she smoothed wet strands of raven hair out of her face.

Sighing, she drew her knees up to her chest and wrapped her arms around them. “I’m pregnant.”

It was so low Kagome almost didn’t hear her, almost. “Oh. My. God.” Kikyou was afraid to look at her sister, fear that Kagome’s eyes held disappointment. Kikyou tensed when her sister began to speak, a cringe formed when the sentence stalled. “Kikyou, that’s- that’s amazing!” Brown eyes widened as Kagome latched herself onto Kikyou and hugged her as if she’d disappear. “I’m so happy for you!”

“But- but he won’t feel that way. He wanted to wait Kagome. We’re getting married in six weeks. The plan was get married, get a house and then talk about kids.”

“Stop. He’ll be thrilled! He loves you, he loves kids and he will love y'all’s baby. Trust me, just talk to him.”

“I don’t know-”

“I do. Talk to him. Now.” Kagome stood up, pulling Kikyou with her, before turning the water pressure off. “Let’s get cleaned up- er, let’s dry off.”

Kikyou laughed with a sniffle. “Okay.” They exited the bathroom to get changed.

Twenty minutes later, after Kagome had convinced Kikyou to talk to Suikotsu, Kikyou rehearsed what she was going to say before descending the stairs. Suikotsu was frying bacon and eggs when he head the girls enter the kitchen. “Oh there y'all are-” When he saw Kikyou’s red-rimmed eyes and raw nose, he removed the skillet off the eye and turned it off. “Baby, what’s wrong?”

Kagome kissed Kikyou’s cheek. “I love you. Everything will be alright. I have to get to work. Call me later. Okay?” Her twin nodded with an I love you too. When the door closed, Suikotsu embraced Kikyou as she let the tears fall once more before she finally told him what she feared would upset him the most.

She never would have guessed that he’d be over the moon at the news. He swung her around as he laughed shouting he was going to be a father. When Kikyou had voiced her fears of his rejection because they weren’t married yet, Suikotsu deadpanned as he told her that no matter what order it happened, he was thrilled that she was pregnant and nothing would make him love her any less.

Kikyou let another wave of tears fall as she wrapped her arms around his neck and kissed him for everything that he was. Kikyou promised to never doubt his love again as they slowly fell to the couch with happy tears and wet, sloppy kisses.

—IK—

Inuyasha smiled when he walked through his office door. The familiar brown packaging sat perfectly still in the center of his large desk. Sango must have delivered it before she took off to the staff meeting he was probably supposed to be at as well. Shrugging, Inuyasha walked to his desk and picked up the package. “What do we have today?”

Ripping the paper carefully, he was met with a bright green box with an ice rink made out of white stock paper and little white snowflakes decorating the edges. In the center was a couple holding hands and skating. Inside the box was the usual written note and a cute, wooden ice skate dangling from red laces.

On the tenth day of Christmas,

My Secret Santa gave to thee:

On the ice is were to be,

Smiling bright for all to see.

Dancing on blades is always fun,

So go on now- RUN!

Merry Christmas, Your Secret Santa.

Inuyasha gave a deadpanned look. “Ice skating? I can’t fucking skate.” He sighed, white ears pinned back as he felt slightly guilty for not knowing and disappointing his Secret Santa. His guilt, however, was cut short when Inuyasha heard a small knock from his doorway.

“Hey you.” She whispered as she stood in the center of the frame and smiled.

The half-demon gave a sexy smirk as he set the box down and advanced towards the woman who captured more than just his fascination, Kagome was quickly capturing his heart, body and soul. When he was arm lengths away from her, he held up the tiny skate. “Date number ten?”

Kagome erupted in a fit of giggles. “When was the first nine?”

Giving a playful growl, he scooped her closer. “Every gift has been a date for me. I just didn’t know it until our first kiss. So, day ten, my secret santa wants me to go ice skating -which, I can’t do worth shit- but with you, it may be fun.”

Kagome shifted her messenger bag and wrapped her arms around his waist and whispered, “Okay, date ten it is.” And when his lips descended on hers softly, she wasn’t the least bot surprised.

—IK—

The temperature was damn near freezing when the couple arrived at the rink. The ice was littered with people skating or drinking hot drinks around the edge of the outdoor arena. Inuyasha pinned back his ears when a young girl fell face first on the ice. A string of curses echoed through the rink as she slammed her fist on the ice. Her parents raced to help her up as she yelled that her routine was immature and she’d never win with it. It took some soothing, but the parents convinced her to keep trying. The girl eventually wiped her nose and gave a nod before taking off once more.

She did a beautiful twirl -like a ballerina gracefully twirling on a stage- before she bent back slightly and circled her arms above her head as she picked up some speed in the twirl. The blonde braid flew around her rapidly and when she suddenly stopped, she threw her arms down and bent her right knee on the tip of her skate in a delicate pose. Inuyasha was in awe as the cheers of her parents sounded around him. “She must love figure skating.” He murmured.

“That’s Elsa Eriksen. She’s from Norway and is competing in the Junior Grand Prix next week. I did an article on her last year when she won the gold in her division at the age of fifteen no less. Her younger sister Anna won silver in her age division this year. Miroku did a beautiful piece on the finals last week. I was even shocked.” Kagome laughed as she took the offered skates and sat down to lace them on.

“So, she’s a figure skater. Rin always wanted to skate, but when Sesshomaru and Kagura took her to a rink, she fell three times and that was all it took for Sesshomaru to scoop her up and walk out without a second glance. Kagura was pissed that he didn’t give Rin a chance, I mean squirt was only five at the time.”

Kagome laughed. “Somehow I can see that. Well, we should have invited Rin then.”

Inuyasha smirked. “I did.” When he spoke, Kagome looked up from tying her laces. When she asked where and when, Inuyasha pointed across the rink at his niece, who was waving enthusiastically at the two. Kagura’s crimson eyes met hers and she smiled.

“Sesshomaru is going to be mad as hell, but I don’t give a damn.”

“She’s the light of your life isn’t she?” Kagome stood next to him.

A red blush spread across his cheeks as he adverted his golden orbs. “Yeah.”

The raven-haired beauty giggled before she took the ice to skate towards Rin. When she got closer, Kagome bent her knees in a squatting position as she glided towards the young girl. Kagura smiled when her daughter laughed and wrapped her arms around Kagome’s neck in a hug. “Kagome! I am so glad Uncle Ash invited us. Daddy has no idea, but even if he did, mommy would of brought me anyway.” She stated matter-of-factly.

“I’m happy too. So, shall we dance?” She asked, standing and holding a hand out to Rin. The young girl took her hand and bowed. “We shall.” With that, they took off.

Rin was actually a bit better than she had expected. “When did you learn to skate?”

“I roller blade at home. Mommy had part of the back yard into an asphalt rink for me to practice during my summer vacation. I just took what I learned from that and implied it to the ice skates. Daddy is afraid I’ll really hurt myself on the ice since you don’t actually wear protective gear with a leotard, but at home, he makes me wear the full body gear. It’s embarrassing.”

Kagome laughed as she skated around her. “Well, it paid off.” Rin watched as Kagome did a routine she said was from a class she took as a child. Inuyasha finally had his skates on and was getting ready to take the ice, when Kagura tapped his shoulder, bringing his attention to Kagome. His mind went blank, void of all thoughts that didn’t concern her. In that moment, he never thought she looked more beautiful.

Raven hair danced around her, mingled with the bright red scarf she wore, -one that looked oddly like the one he had tucked away in his desk drawer- her arms spread out as she lifted her right leg and bent forward. She touched the ice with her right hand before she twirled around and began to skate faster and faster until she readied herself for a triple toe-loop with a salchow. Kagome stepped down on her right foot, propelling herself into the air where she completed a perfect triple loop. Kagome landed on her right foot as she glided out with her left leg arched delicately in the air. The dance was completed with a beautiful layback spin.

Rin erupted in cheers as she slid to a stop next to Kagome. “That was awesome! Where did you learn to do that?”

Panting, Kagome smiled placing her hands on her hips. “I- I took a class when I was younger. My sister and I did it to appease our grandfather because figure skating was better then martial arts, -which is unlady like-.” Kagome bent down to whisper. “However, we ended up taking martial arts in high school.”

Rin grinned. “Uncle Ash! Come on!”

Inuyasha was still stunned when Kagome skated to the edge and tapped his nose. “You’re it.” He gave a goofy grin before taking off to meet Rin. Of course his skating could use a lot of work and it was amateur at best, but he laughed as Rin tried teaching him the basics. She explained that it was a lot like roller blading and eventually, they found a rhythm.

Kagome took a seat next to Kagura. “That was beautiful.”

Blushing, she smiled. “Thank you. It’s a lot harder when I only do it every now and then. My sister is actually better. I hope she has a little girl so we’ll have a reason to come more often during the winter.”

“You’re twin is expecting?”

A delicate hand flew to her mouth. “Oh crap. I don’t know if she’s telling anyone yet.”

Kagura’s ruby lips curled in a smile. “Your secret is safe with me.” The two women chatted about any and every thing and somehow the conversation ended up on how Sesshomaru and Kagura ended up together.

“The shop I own has been around for a long time.” Kagome nodded remembering when Rin had explained how her and her parents were demons and that they had been around a long time. “I was two-hundred and eighteen when I met Sesshomaru. He walked into my shop one day with an icy scowl and as royal as ever. I figured he came from a royal family, which he is, but when I approached him, his demonic aura seemed evil.”

Kagome gasped. “Was he?”

Kagura laughed. “Oh yes. He was a ruthless demon, but over time, he became less cold and more- civil.” Crimson eyes sparkled at the memory. “That is actually why he was there. His father had remarried to a human -Izayoi- and he wasn’t thrilled about the whole thing. Of course they had been married for about twenty years and he still was sour about it. I think Inuyasha was thirteen at the time. Anyway, Toga wanted Sesshomaru to buy Izayoi a birthday present to show he could be civil to his stepmother.”

“He seems fine now.” Kagome commented as she looked at the half-demon dancing with his golden eyed niece.

“Now, yes. He came to get a gift for her, but all he did was complain about how pathetic my store was and how un-unique my antiques were. I had been collecting items through the years and had things museums could only dream of having. So, I confronted him. We argued the whole time until he placed a blue snow globe with gold etching down on my desk. I rang it up and he left without another word.” Kagura chuckled at the memory. “He came back a week later. Apparently Izayoi loved the gift and wanted to know if I had more. He volunteered to return and check for her, but it was actually so he could see me. He walked in one morning with another icy scowl and told me I was an obnoxious wind-witch with no personality.”

Kagome gasped. “Wow.”

“Yeah, tell me about it. I reared back to tell him off, but then -here’s the kicker- he proceeded to slap down a business card. When I asked what it was, he growled that he was taking me out to dinner that night and to be ready. I was speechless. He turned quickly and fled, -silver hair blowing behind him- and when I finally closed my mouth, I looked down to read Sesshomaru Tashio CEO of Tashio Enterprises.”

“He asked you out just like that?”

“Yes. When I asked why, he told me that he didn’t like anything in the store except me. Apparently I am the only one who can handle his holier-than-thou attitude. I give it right back to him.” She laughed. “We ended up married a year later and it took a while for me to get pregnant, but eventually I did. Rin changed his life. He became less of an ice lord and more of a tolerable man. With her he’s like goo. He may not show his emotions well, but he’s a great father to her.”

It was a wonderful story and Kagome sucked it all up. “Y'all are a great family.”

“Maybe someday you’ll be apart of it.”

Before the blushing woman could answer Kagura, Inuyasha and Rin skated up. “What are y'all talking about?”

“About how you use to sleep with Mr. B-”

“Say one more word Kagura and I swear-” The threat hung in the air, silent but deadly.

Kagura laughed as she stood. “Come on Rin. It’ getting late. Time to head home.” Rin hugged them goodbye and took her mother’s hand and left.

Inuyasha growled low in his throat. “What is it with the women in my life and constantly making me miserable?”

A delicate hand took his. “I’m sorry.” She pulled him onto the ice and grinned. “Us women are always making men miserable.”

He smirked. “You haven’t made me miserable at all.” He pulled her close as they danced across the ice.

“You skate a lot better than you led on.” Her arms wrapped around his neck.

“Rin helped a lot.” He admitted lowly. “She’s a good teacher, with a lot of things.”

Kagome smirked. She pulled him closer in her personal bubble so she could look into his eyes. “I’m having a great time.”

Inuyasha surprised her by spinning her out and dipping her back. When he leaned forward, his breath ghosted her cheeks. “Me too.” Then he kissed her deeply and passionately. Pulling back for air, he pulled her upright and smirked. “Picture?”

Kagome’s cheeks were flushed red and her eyes were lined with tears from the cold air. Her breath was panting out in puffs as she opened her mouth to say yes. He cell phone was cold against her hands as she positioned it put to take a picture of the two. When the shutter clicked, they smiled.

—IK—

Kagome walked through the doors to the Gazette in a great mood. Her article from the rink practically wrote itself and she had the perfect picture to add to it. She really wanted to name it Love on Ice, but since it was supposed to be about him finding his Secret Santa, she decided on Blades Against the Ice. Kagome didn’t think she could be any happier.

Miroku was standing next to her desk when she came in. He wore a grin so wide, she thought his face would split. “Why are you grinning like the cat that ate the canary?”

“Well, I just talked to Kikyou and I am beyond happy for her, but also because you just received this in the mail.” He handed her a manilla envelope. “Open it.”

She took it cautiously and opened it carefully. Inside was a note addressed to her and a newspaper from another company. She read the letter and instead of squealing like Miroku expected, she placed the paper down. “Miroku, that job is over a thousand miles away. I can’t leave Kikyou and you.” And Inuyasha. She silently added.

“I talked to Kikyou and she’s thrilled for you. She wants you to take it. And don’t worry about me. I’ll be fine here. My job is secured here. They loved your series on the Secret Santa and after the holidays, they want you to fly out and work as a journalist for them. It’s a high pay raise with benefits and you get to see a whole new place.”

“I- I don’t know. Let me think about it.” She hugged him before turing to leave. “Oh and don’t tell anyone until I figure this out.” With that, she was gone.

Miroku gulped. He had already told Sango. Maybe she wouldn’t tell Inuyasha.

Maybe, just maybe.

—To Be Continued—

Until later my loves. Check back and see what day eleven has in store for our favorite couple! ONLY two chapters left! Then I can finally finish the New years ficlet that I started on a month ago! Thank you for your patience!

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Join them @ horny 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose no he is fight with someone 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose dude if I saw thats happened I would kill the bitch 25 days ago Oh i didn't know they where fight now it makes more sense. you didn't say what you were watching, than you added you were horny, so i just assumed what even you were watching him do was causing that. Ikdr 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose lol 25 days ago 😁😁😁😁 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose bitch is ugly 25 days ago Who? 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose girl who he fight with 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose lol 25 days ago Why is he fight with her? 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose she insult him because  of his race 25 days ago Idk his or her face, but it sound mean 25 days ago And why you watching her disrespect your dude in the first place. Drag her and make shut up 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose I did thats 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose told her to keep her opinions to herself 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose and told him to  stop and leave the room 25 days ago She must be miserable and need some attention than 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose yes now he  pissed off with me  because  he think I don’t  understand and  when I do  understand 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose older guy look at me like a sex toy🤔💭🤔💭 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose now he mad at me 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose ugh I can shoot myself 25 days ago wait what? 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose can I shoot myself 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose I’m done with bullshit 25 days ago what bs im lose child you killing me -tell me whats going on 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose 😭 I’m try my  best with this  fuck guy🤔💭 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose I never can please him or make him happy🤔💭 25 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose hows did I spy on you 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose ? 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose greeze relaxing 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose I want come in to said  hi to you🤔💭🤔💭 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose are you really try to make  me look like a creeper because  I’m not 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose all try to do being a  friend to you🤔💭 24 days ago🤔💭 IsabellaAthenaRose but whatever 24 days ago Friends respect each other  space and by you popping in n leaving that made me feel like you was spying.🤔💭 I have trust issues when it comes to people on imvu due to my past. Idk if your understanding this but real friends don’t do weird stuff n say whatever like they dont care. But it only take me back to how i meet you and maybe that is your reason to say idc whatever🤔💭 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose hows would I spy on you 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose I don’t care what’s you do 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose I have mine own problems right now🤔💭 24 days ago You to young to understand, you being selfish. & you are not listening to what i just said, you listen to reply without understand where I’m coming from….its was simply to say you wasn’t respecting my space. im sure you read the room before entering. 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose ok 24 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose hey hun 23 days ago Hey there bella hru 23 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose I’m alright 23 days ago Thats good to hear 23 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose yea 23 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose hey beautiful lady 22 days ago Gm love 22 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose hows was your pool date with Rico🙄🤦‍♀️🕵️‍♀️ 22 days ago :) its wonderful❤ 22 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose that’s good 22 days ago how was your visit with Rico smfh 😡🤬😡🤬😡🤬 22 days ago stay the fuck! away from me, i don’t deal with snakes🐍 🐍🐍 22 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose what’s did I do 22 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose I’m your sissy 22 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose hows I’m fuck snakes 22 days ago IsabellaAthenaRose fuck you🙅 22 days ago you know exactly what tf you did why the fuck you add Rico bitch? 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all flower asks

o okay amaryllis - name an attribute of yourself that you are proud of.- hm. my inability to be fake i just cant do it anemone - describe a time when you felt abandoned or betrayed by someone you loved.- my dad yeeted out of the picture 7 years ago azalea - would you describe yourself as a patient person?- with people and things i care about the most yes, everything else, no begonia - describe anything you see as a “red flag” (something that makes you cautious about a new friend or love interest)- they make jokes about me to me and then get upset if i get upset bird of paradise - do you like hosting parties, or do you prefer to just attend?- just attend. if i tried to throw a party nobody would come lol bluebell - what keeps you humble?- im fucking STUPID bro i cant be arrogant chrysanthemum - describe your idea of a perfect day.- i wake up naturally around 8 am and i dont feel tired. i can get out of bed easily and make my coffee. its cold outside and everything is frosted over. i spend my time writing letters ill never send and listening to soft music spring crocus - describe your favorite childhood memory.- one of my favs is when me and my mom were in the backyard gardening and came across 5 or 6 little snakes. she put them all in a mason jar for me to look at and then she released them in the ditch across the street because i didnt want them to get hurt daffodil - how do you confess your feelings to someone you’re interested in?- just......... say u like them daisy - describe something that gives you hope when things seem bleak.- i met harry styles in a thrift store foxglove - when was the last time you told a lie?- a couple days ago when i told my mom i had eaten gardenia - have you ever had to keep a romance a secret? if so, why and for how long?- oh yeah babey....... ive kept 2- one for 6 months, another for 2 months purple hyacinth - describe a time when you had to apologize to someone- i apologize constantly because im gross hydrangea - how much time do you spend on your appearance each day? - zero. i just make sure theres nothing on my face brush my teeth and go white jasmine - what is something that never fails to make you laugh?- this particular picture of a stretchy dog with absolute orbs for eyes lavender - describe your oldest friendship, and why you think it has lasted so long.- ive been friends with this girl for about 6 years, she was my brothers dads girlfriends daughter (confusing ik) but we became friends when i stayed at the dads house. we both love 1d and bonded a lot thru out parent problems lilac - describe your first relationship or first love.- oof. freshman year, freshly homosexual, first girlfriend, first time even considering a girlfriend. we were officially together for a week and then like kinda together for around 5 months. i really loved that gorl i dont know why. i was hung up on her for over a year after we broke things off. it almost killed me calla lily - what traits do you find beautiful in others? in yourself?- in others, everything really. i hate men but girls are beautiful ive never seen an ugly girl in my life (except for this one girl who has come into work wearing a maga shirt twice) and also honesty and sincerity - in myself, i like my eyes, my lips, and my hands. thats about it, personality is terrible tiger lily - if you had to choose between doing what you love and making very little money, or doing a job you hate and making a lot of money, what would you choose and why?- i would choose little money because knowing myself i cannot do something i dont like well at all and i probably quit my job immediately lotus flower - would you say that you are a spiritual person? if so, what elements of spirituality are important to you?- i like to think that there is some higher power but none in particular. i talk to the stars whenever i see them. i dont know really what im doing but it makes me feel better magnolia - describe your favorite thing to do outdoors.- finding bugs!!!!!!!!!!morning glory - are you an affectionate person? if so, how do you show affection?- most of the time. i like to be touching in some way, even if its just arms touching each other when we sit next to each other pansy - what is the most thoughtful thing that anyone has done for you?- my mom does so many things for me all the time and i just made myself cry thinking about them all lol peony - describe the top three things necessary for a happy life.- financial stability, some form of companionship, and freedom to do things you want petunia - what never fails to make you angry?- terfs red poppy - what tips or tricks do you use to cheer yourself up when you’re down?- i dont. i dissociate instead red rose - describe your ideal date or romantic evening. - walking around the city and talking and stop for coffee and just being togetheryellow rose - do you get jealous easily?- yes but i manage to stifle it so its not really a problem snowdrop - have you ever had a falling out with a friend or family member?- oh god ya. one whole side of my family and also my dad and many, many friends sunflower - do you consider yourself a loyal person? - if you are loyal to me yes sweet pea - describe a difficult goodbye you had to make to a friend or other loved one.- when my uncle died i was supposed to get to call him the day before but they didnt think i needed to and told me he died 3 days after he did. i said goodbye while scattering his ashes in a lake violet - how important is loyalty in friendships and/or relationships?- very very very important. not like "you can only talk to me" loyalty but like, be honest, dont lie, and dont skip out of me u know wisteria - do you like poetry? if so, describe your favorite poem(s).- not a huge poetry person zinnia - do you have any loved ones in your life that you miss and wish you could see? - my uncle, a bunch of old family

[guys-chill]

My Demons are PTA Moms

Hey so as you know, I love PTA mom jokes and like making names for my friends ect. Well sometimes, when shit hits the fan and there are lots of negative thoughts, so I address each thought as if it were some stuck up lady from the PTA. Here’s my “convo” that happened last night ( I was talking to my friend and basically texted her my thoughts) bc I think it’s funny. If you wanna skip the buildup and go straight to moms, skip the first bit and start where I say YOOT. Theres alot.. yall dont gotta read i know that its alot alot

TW for mentions of rape

Set the scene: My mind is wandering, open to passing thoughts

Me: I wonder why sometimes your brain thinks about nothing. Like, there are so many things to think about, yet I stare at the ceiling thinking about nothing just kind of floating in empty mind space

Me: Now im thinking about [ex bf.] and how i want to work through my [ex bf.] memories with you and [friend’s boyfriend who is also my friend] and how that’s unfair bc its like, yall dont exist to listen to my problems and im thinking i need to face them and get through that wall of pain. Like they’re motly breaking up memories atm. Im trying to avoid them because its hard

Friend: He and I are your friends and part of our job as friends is to listen

Me: :^)

Me: Ye but like no i feel so selfish when we are about me

Friend: But you shouldn’t

Me: You know that meme that’s like “I feel uncomfortable when we are about me”. Mood

Friend: No I don’t

Me: Rip. Yeet bc i wanna face them but i know it’s gonna have me breaking down and I want a hug and like yall aren’t responsible for me or like i j feel bad

Friend: It’s ok dude we’re here for you

Me: But i know i gotta face them but im putting it off rn bc i don’t wanna fall asleep breaking down but why cant i just do it like UGGGH. Like with opening up my feelings door I’ve opened up remembering that i blocked kinda or avoided ahhh lol my mind is riptastic and sad rn but my heart is only mildly and i dont wanna be sadddsdddddd and i avoid my shit. [Her bf] is right that its hard to face your shit. And I feel dumb for not. And its like just let the suffering commense, you’ll be fine later

Friend: I’m sorry

Me: Why am i so FUCKING needy. Lol sorry im like this

Friend: You’re not needy my dude!

Me: My brain is like !OOh idea! Lets want someone to love you and hug you and all this shit to be really extra even though it doesn’t even matter that much bc who gives a fuck yo people have they’re own lives but you know I think it sounds like a GREat way to make things difficult haha fuck u

Me: Lol i said i wasn’t gonna get into this but look at me goooooooooo. YEET

Friend: Oh boy you’re ok

Me: Yo its fine god im im a messsss yoot AAHH YOOT THATS SO FUNNY

Friend (Prolly like oh boyyy at this point): You’re gonna be ok I’m sorry

Me: Wanna hear my inner dialouge lol YOU KNOW WHAT IM GOOD AT MEMES YOU WORTHLESS PIECE OF SHIT

Me: Ye thank you I appreciate that

Friend: If you want to share

Me: I appreciate you listening to me

Friend: Any time

Me: Why is my mind just like saying rando shit its like Haha you fucking psycho kill yourself, and its like no Pam, that’s not even what were talking about rn. Like who invited you. Yeah I know no one invited me to my own party haha funny jan. Why am I a mess. But HeY at least we’ve gotten distracted

Friend: Oh boy I’m sorry

Me: “Lol im gonna kill you” thanks maureen

Friend: Why all the suicidal thoughts

Me: Im thinking of that vine of this kid awkward dancing to like trap music and his mom walks in and you can hear her mouthing like turn it down wtf. I dont even know I dont even wanna die my mind is so unoriginal. Good to know Jan, youre worthless too

Me: Like im doing that thing where i make everything a joke to not have it hit as hard

Friend: Im sorry. You’ll be ok

Me: TW rape “Lol no he didn’t rape me in the butt you insensitive bitch (me @ Clarissa)” Haha im gonna fucking kill myself. That one was a bit more real. I suppose both but like the kill yourself bit

Friend: Oh boy

Me: I wanna die im a mess. Tw again Youre so ugly why the fuck would he even wanna rape you haha dumb bitch got raped you dummy couldn’t even get him off lol you got him off tho...SHUT UP. lol no Way hunny this is too fun you vulnerable cunt haha fucking ill whip out any insult that has to do with sexually explicit shit come at me slut

Me: Haha im sorry

Friend: Oh boy, don’t be sorry. You’re ok. What he did was on him, it had nothing to do with you it wasn’t your fault

Me: Why they gotta say rape so much like i get it gerryanna; you’re shitty at sales pitching sell me something i dont know. God i love these moods (sarcastically)

Friend: Oh boy

Me: Haha you dumb bitch like they’re not even original. Im calling the superintendent of my mind and having them all taken off the PTA board of trustees. Fuck you Helen. Not you though [Friend] your name susan helen does not apply during breakdowns

Friend: Oh boy. Is there anything i can do

Me: Im just laying here with a pained smile on my face its not even a breakdown its a roast sesh. Nah not atm besides listen and hear the dumb shit they say

Friend: Oh boy, does it help to get it out like would writing help

Me: Yeah. God you cant even type right. Yeah you’re a secretary Jan sorry I dont have a crumbling marrage and an English degree like you. Oooooh im throwing sick burns. Im not even funny im just sad. I hope you’re laughing. Genuinely I hope its a bit funny because im a piece of trash. Ok yo you didn’t need to say that last part margaree.

Friend: Omfg

Me: God hell yeah you can take me out on trash day fucking Mmm yeah you bet id like that feeling of powerlessness and suffocation of my voice please, expand uponthis trash bag fantasy joann. Ill sit on the curb and cry myself to death you right. Fuck you got me lol I guess ill just give up now. Fool im not done yet get PUNKED Pamela. Im still here to shit on your bad insults. I hate myself, yeah i hate you too Mary Sue. Go fuck yourself; I think i might give it a shot from what i’ve heard its best in the shower and i was gonna take one tomorrow...

Friend: Oh boyyyyyy

Me: Lol yall are dumb; When they try to make their voices sound like mine but you can tell the yall is just you and the’re throwing shit at you but you see it. Im great fuck you pam

Friend: Oh gee

Me: This is good, like genuinely its like a throwdown and they’re bloody on the floor (the pta council). Fuck em, yeah fuck you too janice. “I hadta do it to em”- me at my future kid asking why i did this. Yeah i beat up Suzanne but she was a bitch anyway. Ok now stop trying to get all on my side pauleenI know you’re with them. Go with the rest of em. I bought you a luxury cruise well actually yall did bc yall are selfish and feed off sadness go drink some martinis and come back but you bet ill be fucking waiting for you, yeah ik were not done donna, but ill still be there and... “I love you”- I love you too higher sweetie who sounds like [my friend’s spirit guide] no now its my higher self but also [her]? Yeet ok bye yall

Friend: Oh boy

Me: Fuck um, Patricia decided to stay behind and keep me company. Lol im a mess. How are you things have relatively chilled. And now im being told “I love you” from someone i think me a higher power that believes in me

Friend: Eh im alright. How are you

Me: Im better. Did you enjoy that little skit my ego wants to know so it can make a production and Pam can bring her friends back and then my higher self is saying just say you love me and you’re here, “and i love you”- higher bee thank you I love you too. Idek, yes I know i’m a mess pam. I know

Friend: “Higher bee” oh could you imagine if god was just a fluffy bumble bee wanting us to love ourselves. I’m sorry you’re going through this

Me: But im a mess of glitter, spilled but pretty and not going away yeah ok no pretty is not my only worthy reason for existing but thanks. Im also friendly. Awwww thatd be so sweet. Thatd BEE so sweet. She’s beautiful

Friend: Ba dum tss

Me: Its ok i find it mildly funny. “I cant drown my demons, they’re in a pta meeting atm and dont have their pool passes handy”

Friend: Lol

Me: Haha im livingg. I love you. Thank you for listening

Friend: I love you too and any time

Me: “I love you so much” thank you giant sky bee, God thank you giant sky bee godbless. Bless yourself. How are you. Im feeling loved. I faced part of the wall yoot lol

Friend: I’m glad you’re feeling loved I’m ok

Me: Like i faced something, im here and it matters. I love you. Im glad you’re ok. What have you been doing how long was that. 12:46 to 1:20. 35-40 min. Average breakdown cycle. Nice good to know. See, its all chill after 40 min

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And thats that my guys uhh yeah i keep track of how long i break down for and it really is only about 45 minutes until your body wears itself out. I love you all 

[inthewordsofahalfgoddes]

Free Writing

I feel sick. On friday i came home dizzy feeling like I was dead walking and passed out sleeping for most of the night into the day. I woke up sunday feeling a lot better but as i tried to eat my body was not having it. Even now I can’t stomach too much but apples and even then that is pushing it. i feel like at any second i will puke but It’s a faint sensation. I had two dreams that had me startled and put a slight cloud on my day until i forced the thoughts away. The first was strange and happened about 2 days ago. i was in an apartment listening to a friend of mine talk about his life. I was trying my best to fight trying to have sex with him and failing. even going so far as to entering the bathroom with him. ugh. i was pretty upset at myself in my dream cause I watched myself do it but in my head I was like ‘why are you doing this. don’t do it’. so anyway I have a pair of headphones on connected to like a walkkie talkie and I hear my ex’s voice on the other end. he’s talking about old money business and i click the talk end and ask him to repeat it. He is shocked and he says ‘your voice is too much right now’ and I apologize and ask him to repeat it. he starts to cry and i can hear the emotion and I look up feeling his pain. It was strange because I didn’t really care too much about the situation. I feel like I already moved on from him a long time ago and I didn’t regret my decision at all but haring the pain and emotion in his voice was too much. the dream ends and its a shallow dream so i know im near to akinng up. I carried that with me for the majority of the morning and it bothered me because i feel like i am being punnihsed for how the relationship went. I dragged it on for longer then it needed to be. wayyy longer and I still look back now and regret it but I’m learning to move past it and not dwell too much on it. I eventually was brave enough to face being alone and potentially being unloved so there is that. The other dream happened today. jesus had a weir dtanget and left a silly conversation we were having. i think he really just wanted to step away from me and i was actually pretty okay with it. I feel when we talk too much it puts a strain on our friendship. i wanna-say relationship but...I don’t like that. Inn my head im much more happy seeing it as a friendship because that means its safe. i almost don’t give myself any reason to be jealous  about others and i can give him my love in friendship and that is much more better for me. but some things he said got to me. He was talking about how dull and boring my life would be without him and at first i just joked about it but now I’m startting to see his point. Would i have been exposed to music without him? not as intense bth.My obsession with music and desire to persue it in some shape or form was inspiredby him and who he pointed out to me. I covet his songs so much. They are like staples for me and i dunno im actually listening to one of his songs now (let ‘em know by bryson tiller). So now that he has done his typical thing pretending to be upset and leaving “for couple of days” I have time to think. Its also venus retrograde whihc is like time to revisit and reassess how I see love, how i want to be loved and how I love others. also how my relationships look like and if there is a need for change. This is a simplistic view but its my understanding of it. So I know his venus is in Leo. which lmao is very fitting. hmm sometimes i wonder if I need to slow down with my thoughts of him. I am fascinated by him, pused by him, fired up by him, irritated, annoyed, and some feelings that i cant or wont name. So where does that leave me? Sometimes in my head i’ll call him allan and that makes me pause. Am i waiting for a saviour again? if i am i need to step back and realize that that only ends in pain and dissapointed hope. My last relationship i leanre da lot but it was under duress. it was painful and like forced me out of my caccoon under his hand and i felt so constrained as i tried to heal. it was too much for me and he never did understand me. Now that i’m just feeling jesus out I now see i see him as a saviour and i’m torn bewteen seeing him as one and being okay with it. is it so bad to have friends as liferafts? but at the smame time i dont think he should be treated like one :/ idk its weird though things have been feeling so surreal to me. watching my hands type and literally giving form to my words is unsettling to me. I feel like something is happening to me and i’m scared that its something bad. i don’t rmember being so sick before. in 3 years i only ever experieneced slight sniffles and here i am full blown sick and shit. i’m worried for myself and my body.I ask for michael’s healing and proetction. I am in a strange place and I wonder what will become of all of this. I feel so out of place. maybe its the books i have been reading too. When i read i somtimes carry bits of it into my life. i wake up in this world slightly disjointed and off. I finished reading parable of the talents and that left me shook. i have oto write a book review for that but ive been avoiding it for some reason? anyway I’m a lil way halfway trough lilith’s brood and I find the book fascinating and also scary in a way. i’m not scraed perse about the alients. or maybe i am idk. I’m more scared of the future where women and children will be vulnerable. why is it that males resourt to being bullies again once oscieties are gone? why sare they the most dnagerous? i mean even now they still are and its wrapped up in laws, decorms etc but in a dystopian futuere? terrifying. I couldnt be like Olomina and dress like a man because I am too fullfigured and womenly to pass. i am worried for myself. I just want to be free....i dunno what is going on with me? I ffeel like im drifting in and out of reality and things feel dreamy. I had a thought about my empathy and pisces power and like...maybe all my empathy is for books? thats when i feel so misty and out of it after reading ike my mind really led me away. im happy im reading again at least. it unsettles me that i am becoming  a women. I am entranced with myself seeing the curves, my skin and body seeing how beautiful it is but also seeing how dangerous it is to me and my life. How many times will people punish me for how i look? men mostly. and i dont mind suing what power i apparently have over them but its like i know it will be used aaginst me soon. i never feel wrong for knowing that my body is beautiful. I know it is and i know i am beautiful and a creature many may want to touch and have. I am growing into it and i feel like a flower that is maturing before peoples eyes and im afraid. i know fear is bad so let me say mor elike it unsetles me. but with chnage comes growth and i feel like because of my freeizing myself as i unthaw and turn into who i was supposed to be i am going to blossom very quick. its also weird too because as I say i want this this and this in my body over time i gain that. i was so e skinny and i wished to be thicker and now here i am getting thicker and i know if i atemore id be even thikcer and yet my stomach has not changedd and actually has remained smaller then it as before? i am also finally looking pretty. i felt like such an ugly child and now i wonder if its not that im being graced with it now but that i am seeing it in myself. i know i have eyes that can trap people. I actually look away to make them feel comfortable because if i stare too long at eople they either get caught up in my face (men especially) or they paue for a second.. idk. i feel like im changing t into something that ahs power that i am not comfortble handling;. or am i just being dramatic? the voice in my head is soft and quiet and that is the true me. I have to protect her because thhis world wants to hurt her and she is too good for it. that sounds weird.. But i know i have to keep this shell around me because peope see weakness and want to go for it/. when i gaine dback my sag and leo self i have used it like a shield against people and emotions. only a few know about my soter side/. jesus nampende and allan do. allan has used it and used it agains me to quiet myself, jesus looks down on it and i think nampende is the only one who sees it and sympathzes with it. alone i am soft and always ondering. when im with peoplei am dynamic lughing being wild and having fun. i know that that needs to be my face to protect me. these days i feel like i need to make a descion.  I dont know when and what i need to decide on but i know something will happen soon in my life. something big. idk.maybe its the new moon in virgo? or maybe its just me. im usually okay with momnets of confusion but coupled with this sickness and weird feeling im worried. i had my period so im worired im pregnant but....idk.anywasy on a more shallower side im getting my hair done and im trying to get a new phone. i know its mostyly because i wanna just fuck show people i actually am cute asf? for some reason i cna never capture how beauiful i am in pictures. maybe its the dymanicness of my face. idk i mosty want jesus to se it i think he thinks im ugy af and im like not??? if he saw me in person i dont think he would be saying and talking to me the ay he does. but i cant help things and tb its better that way. if i eve rsee him it will be a good suprise for me when i smirk at him like boyyyy you don fucked up;. anywyas im being etty and yes my exercises ha and will be fueled with this drema in mind veen tho i know it may not actually happen nor go the way i want ti to go. ughh sometimes i forget that im 23 and dont need to have it ll figured out. like thast not un expuse but i always be putting so much pressure on myself to know so much and catch up because i froze so much of myself. i know my body ma=eant well with how it chose to protect me but sis, i suffer lol.I am trying my best to just do my best. I feel tested and tested constantly but i guess with trying to be a better person and working on yourself. oh wait. PLUTO. i remmeber asking pluto a month ago to reveal all my bad shit a lotttt over the course of a month and sicne its a slow moving planet its prob now just hitting me. yikes. well if i cna make it through this then i really will be rdy for anything. so much pressure and stimulation i know i can survive but damn i need a break and shit.well i have tomorrow off so im probgonna chill and dhit. i have a meeting with some witches and other femmes in about an hour so lmao idk man im just trying my best. I hoope the universe sees that im trying because awd jesus i am. I love myself through this no matter what. the feeling that im gonna die is creeping up again its so strange i hvent felt this oh...its probably just anxiety over this sickess. ugdwheteriutuieyte45465hthrethuwt im gonna stop lol this has been too long already (peep the change in tone thast my sag self shining through)