#android answers

[anothermonikan]

fie pebles

The pebl,,, peddles. Peggle

[ninjasmudge]

the most unrealistic part of this is the idea that lamb has an iphone

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[chris-prank]

Their reactions to this: Friend: So what is your type (reader)? Reader: Traumatized men with fat tits that have breeding kinks.

I love how it goes from angst to silly to angst again 😇

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Vincent paused the audio that he had secretly recorded and looked down at his chest with his mouth agape. It's as if, despite his delusions running deep, something had cracked inside him.

“I wasn’t their perfect type all along…” He muttered, his pupils shrinking as he bit hard on the nail of his thumb.

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Upon overhearing your conversation, Esteban swiftly pulled his phone out of his pocket and called a Hermes store he had on speed dial, the number being squished between ones of Givenchy, Louis Vuitton and the likes.

“Hi, could you put under my name all of your new skin tight shirts, please. I’m sure you have my size in your little computer.” The man spoke with ease, unbothered by his exaggerated requests, “and have them ready before 4pm. I have to put on display my best assets tonight, you see.”

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Atlas, who has been diligently standing at your side as you shopped with your friend, snapped his head in your direction upon hearing your answer. He couldn’t believe that your “friend” dared ask that while he was right there! But it didn’t matter at the moment as he pulled at the rim of your sleeve, activating his artificial lacrimal glands to raise the probability of winning your sympathy.

“Will you dispose of me if you find someone like that?” His voices glitched as sincere emotions of inadequacy bubbled to the surface, “I-I don’t want to be thrash again…”

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Martin almost choked on his beer after hearing your words. He couldn’t deny that he was glad that he seemed to fit your requirements, even if the word choices still caught him off guard.

“You know I’m always free when you want sweetheart.” He shouted from across the bar counter, giving you a teasing smile in the process.

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Jacce didn’t waste a second as he shoved the bag full of croissants in the clients hands and told Pierre to take over the cafe while he went on a small break. Locking himself in the bathroom, he grasped his chest and tried to steady his breathing, but to no avail.

“T-they'll accept me! I just kn-know it now!”

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Vincent and Atlas being in the small chest team 😔

[14dayswithyou]

Ren owns me 19 dollars I'm serious— ヽ(`д´；)/

I ABSOLUTELY LOVE UR GAMEEE, THE FIRST TIME I'VE PLAYED IT IT GOT A LITTLE BIT CONFUSING BUT IT WAS SO COOL!!! ^^ ( I lowkey had an 14dwu brainrot..)

I wanna ask what inspired you to make the game? ^^ and how did you think of ren/redacted are they inspired by someone? :00

⌞♥⌝ I made a popular yandere x reader fic back in 2014, fell deep in the Voltage inc/Shall We Date rabbit hole and felt inspired to do something similar with a yandere love interest in 2017, wanted to remake said project in 2022 for fun, and now here we are!!

As for Ren, he was inspired and derived from my Vocaloid/UTAU OC! She's a snide and pessimistic android whose personality does a complete 180 whenever she falls in love — aaaand she has pink hair and blue eyes (sound familiar?? lmao). In a similar vein, she was inspired by Sukone Tei and Toma from Amnesia fjhsdgj

[ubercharge]

Is gator gals tail sensitive?? It looks so pillow worthy...

what if tail pillow ... 😳 apparently crocodilians, despite having thick skin and scales, are pretty sensitive to touch! i won't go into detail, but look it up if you're interested. to tie into that, a gator-human hybrid would be more sensitive than a human being. mostly to pressure on the scale areas (scales being like armour, so it wouldn't feel like having your skin touched) and sensitive elsewhere but especially the face (and underside of tail)

tl;dr if you grabbed her tail she would squirm

[seth-whumps]

"You have a curious design." + Robot whumpee

"It was not my choice. It matters very little. Do what you will to me."

"I am functional, if... complicated."

"Is it so curious? They merely designed me as close to human as possible. I can feel the pain you inflict."

"My... creators. They have blueprints. If that is what you want."

"Don't take me apart again. Please. I can't--I can't see."

[crivalsduo]

I heard androids and body modification against ones will 👀👀👀👀👀👀

whats the AU about?

okay, so you know how c!sam talks about having multiple bodies? and being able to switch to them?

the idea is that he knows how to take someone's consciousness and place it into a new body. and he makes a new body for c!dream and he puts dream's consciousness into this new body. it's his way of '''fixing''' dream. he can program him now! he makes slight changes to dream's body. overall, it's realistic. most people have no idea. they just think that sam has somehow reformed dream!

but dream knows something is wrong. he doesn't feel right. he just can't articulate it. he doesn't know why it feels wrong to always do what sam tells him to. sam is the warden and his protector and his friend. it makes sense, right? so why does it feel strange?

c!techno knows something is wrong. the first thing is that dream doesn't react to his teasing the way he normally does. the second thing is that he doesn't smell right. he smells wrong. techno actually mentions this to dream in a joking way to see how dream reacts but he really doesn't react at all. the next time he sees dream, he smells like a person. a little too much like sam but that weird redstone and metal scent isn't as strong anymore.

because sam monitors everything dream does and fixed the scent issue.

anyway. it definitely gets very messed up because dream has literally zero agency at first and the way people react to him is also deeply messed up. as always, it will have a happy ending because techno is not gonna let this stand.

[androids-insides]

can I hug the narrator? I’ve had a shitty week :(

P.S: tell him I love his voice 🥰

[neillium]

A courple of h2g2 doodles

[rwac96]

Android 21: *looks at Jaune* "I never seen a man who looks so delicious..."

Jaune: *nervous* "Um, can you not!?"

Pyrrha: *points Milo at 21* "I will skewer you!"

[anothermonikan]

Pipeboowomp

BEING EXPLODED FROM MY OWN INBOX?!?

and I thought we were friends Atomer,,,sob /silly

[boredinagoodway]

Alice from Detroit!!!!!!

she was ADORABLE. I want to make her SMILE. I want to FEED HER PIZZA. Can the androids eat? Whatever, I'm feeding her.

[chris-prank]

Weird scenario yet again: What would be their reaction if reader shows them their painted nails in a reddish color and then say, "we matching tips". (Just in case someone doesnt get it, reader got their dick tip color in their nails)

It’s freaky time guys!!!

CW: NSFW allusions

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Dr Seraph/Vincent

“Our… tip?” Vincent stopped mid fight and slowly loosened his grip on his controller in confusion, his robot slouching forward.

As you glanced at his crotch, he blushed like never before, “that tip!? T-thank yo… I mean! How d-did you ev-even know the colo—!?”

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Esteban

You don’t know what else you expected with Esteban, except for him to immediately understand what you meant and to eagerly share his excitement over it.

“How about we compare it to the real thing to see if you picked the right color?” He said as he slipped one thumb into the rim of his pants, pushing them down with ease.

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Atlas

He raised both of his hands to look at the tip of his fingers, examining them. “I am sorry to inform you that my nails do not have this pale metallic color.”

“No, not that tip.” You grinned mischievously, which he caught in an instant.

“Why did you choose m̶̟̠͗ï̶̫̥̼͝n̵̨̩̚e̵̖̙̓̃̔? Does… Does that mean you like it?” Despite his soft gaze, his eyes were piercing into yours, awaiting for one specific answer he wished to hear.

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Martin

“Aw, that's the color of my favorite strap!” He checked your nails, admiring that neat work. “I didn’t expect you to remember somethin’ like that, thank you sweetheart.” He said warmly as he kissed your knuckles with small pecks.

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Jacce

He took your hand, bringing it extremely close to his face, his eyes fixated on the color adoring the tip of your fingers. He opened his mouth, in what you thought was an attempt to answer you, but instead it’s as if he was resisting an urge, his warm breath grazing your skin.

When he finally spoke, it wasn’t before he nuzzled his face against your hand. “Can I have my nails in your color too? Please m-master?”

[shepscapades]

shep shepscapades I found something out while doing your quiz

android24 is literally an android. What.

WHAT DID X DO TO HIM?!

Running around in circles /pos

thanks for making dbhc

i love this bc beloved Anonymous user clearly had a revelation of some kind but i have absolutely no idea what it is. Said revelation has come from the fact that Android 24 is, as his name might imply, an android, though I'm not sure what correlation is being drawn between that and a supposed thing Xisuma has done to him... ALSO VERY INTERESTED TO KNOW WHAT QUESTION FROM THE LORE QUIZ BROUGHT THIS ON

[0m3n-0f-d3ath]

D3-C1

with sardines

[pseudophan]

why u flagged as nsfw

are you on the android app because if so that would be why