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[northopalshore]

Rising signs in the Groom Persona Chart: Their features

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The rising sign in your GPC tells you about your future spouse's appearance, physical attributes and how they present themselves. Picture it like reading their birth chart lol.

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In the signs & degrees:

♰ Aries (1°, 13°, 25°):

Your future spouse could have very angular features, perhaps their eyes could be sharp or very striking. They could have an eager look to them, or they could look like a kid in a way. You could think that they're impatient or they may like to rush things a lot. They could have a great physique or look very hot. They could wear a lot of gym clothes, tight fitting outfits or just athletic wear in general. Either a dork (Maximilian Goof aka Goofy's son lol) or a gym rat.

♰ Taurus (2°, 14°, 26°):

They will dress very comfortably, while still looking extravagant. They could look sophisticated and very, very attractive i.e perfect smile, perfect teeth. They could be taller or heavier than you. They will be very calm, down to earth and put together. They could have a well built physique, and tough body.

♰ Gemini (3°, 15°, 27°):

They could have a slender face, pale skin and a narrow stature. They will look very expressive when they start talking, but have a rather dull resting face lol. They could look rather breezy if that makes sense. Not one to wear anything too fitted. They could have great facial symmetry. Something about their teeth will be very prominent i.e straight or very white.

♰ Cancer (4°, 16°, 28°):

They could have very soft, rounded features. Doe eyes. They could have a slight glow to their face and their eyes. Curvy body, soft lips. They could wear a lot of baggy or vintage looking clothes. They could gain weight quite easily. They will look kind and mellow. They could have a very inviting smile.

♰ Leo (5°, 17°, 29°):

Gorgeous hair, and that face card doesn't decline. They will love dressing in old Hollywood vintage clothing, old money or loud and expensive. They could have very wavy or curly hair that will catch anyone's attention. They also have a slight cocky look to them. They are attractive, and god do they know it.

♰ Virgo (6°, 18°):

They are usually very petite/short and frail looking. They could look compacted but not aggressively so. They will look very clean and polished. There will not be a single speck of dust on them nor will you spot an unironed spot on their clothing. They will love wearing comfortable yet elegant looking clothes. You'll notice they tend to lean on a specific silhouette or colour that they like.

♰ Libra (7°, 19°):

" They have the face of an angel and the body of a greek god" Beautiful. Elegant and gentle. Looking at them will leave you at a daze. They look good and know exactly how to dress for their body. All of their facial features blend in harmoniously, could have a symmetrical face too. Oval faces, bright eyes, pretty smile.

♰ Scorpio (8°, 20):

Usually, they will have very striking eyes. They could have eye bags or just darkened eyes in general. Like virgo, they could love to stare at you lol. Every feature they have will accentuate their eyes. They are very attractive ( s*xually) , everything about them will be sensual and seductive.

♰ Sagittarius (9°, 21°):

There could be a significant size difference between you. They could have very long legs, curly or fluffy hair, and animated facial features. They will look very charming, but goofy in a way. One look at them and you know they're somebody fun to be around. They could laugh a lot and look stoic (contemplating) at times.

♰ Capricorn (10°, 22°):

They could look very cold or uninviting. He could have a very relaxed yet also somewhat stern look on their face even with neutral emotions. They could look very mature, their eyebrows could often be furrowed lol. They could have very prominent bone structures i.e nose, hollow or defined cheek bones. They could look very "boney" in general lol. Very masculine.

♰ Aquarius (11°, 23°):

They could be very tall or slender. Their heads and arms could be quite prominent something about them will catch a lot of stray eyes. They likely have features that are rebellious in nature. They could have odd hairstyles/ colours (especially) or tattoos or piercings. They could dress very.. exotically? Strange? Their fashion style could be quite questionable to say the least but never are they boring to look at.

♰ Pisces (12°, 24°):

They will have very sad, sultry looking eyes that look almost sympathetic 24/7. They will seem like they're not really "there" with you i.e lost in thought or deep contemplation. They will have very rounded features. Their cheeks could look very puffy or rounded when they smile. You could think that they're too good to be true. Their skin could have a greyish undertone, almost like the moon is beneath their skin.

Note: If there are conflicting signs of their appearance for example you have Virgo rising (small, petite) in 2° Taurus (bigger, heavier) then it means your fs is considered large for a virgo i.e.gains weight easily, and are very well built or muscular while still not being overly built (lean).

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[nenoname]

How Stan+Ford+Bill refer to each other

Stan

Ford:

Childhood: Stanley (9)

Teen: Stan (2)

Pre-Portal: Stanley (15), my brother (5), S (2)

Post-Portal: Stanley (33), Stan (13), my brother (7), my hotheaded brother, idiot (2), knucklehead, [Dipper's] uncle Stan, hero, stubborn mullet-haired frostbitten vagabond, wrinkly carnival barker, irresponsible shortcut-loving overgrown child, cheater, fraud, "looks like me if I gave up on life"

Post-Weirdmageddon: Stanley (16), Stan (5), my brother (2), Stanley Pines, hero (2), the man who saved the world, "selfish jerk", the most selfless man I’ve ever met in any dimension

Lost Pages: S (5), Stanley (4), my brother (3)

(S is a pre-portal incident Journal only thing + pre-portal incident Journals only has "Stanley" mentioned in code, tends to call him Stan when talking to the kids)

Bill:

Pre-Weirdmageddon: Stan Pines, Stan (6), old man, [D+M's] uncle, you idiot, Stanley

Post-Weirdmageddon: Stanley (7), Stan (10), Stanley Pines (2), fat grandpa, fumbling idiot con man, weaker copy of Sixer, Bootleg Sixer, mouth breathing carnival barker, gambler, lifelong loser, goofus, PTSD Barnum, side character, co-dependent, stupid, tacky, smug, unworthy, resume-inflating cheap trick loving past-denying overgrown child, pathetic excuse for a 5-sensed three-dimensional one-life spanned skin puppet, carbon-copy of a better genetic duplicate, conman clown, Lucky Stan

Non-canon shorts/Reddit AMA/That cut perpetual machine nightmare: Stan, Stanley, Stan Pines, slick

Lost Pages: inferior clone, brother (when pretending to be Ford)

(Most of the post-Weirdmageddon Stan mentions are for the "fun" facts in the Wheel of Shame, Bill spends the How not to Draw short never directly acknowledging Stan which I find hilarious)

Ford

Stan:

Childhood: Sixer (5), Stanford, Ford, Poindexter, bro, buddy

Teen: Sixer, Stanford (2), nerd robot

Pre-Portal: Stanford (5), pal, you jerk

Post-Portal: Stanford (3), Ford (8), Poindexter (2), my brother (11), brother, bro, the Author of the Journals, you ungrateful-, my nerdy twin brother, my dumb brother, know-it-all, dangerous-know-it-all, world's nerdiest old man, show-off, that jerk, stuck up son of a gun

Post-Weirdmageddon: Sixer (5), Ford (3), my brother (5), Stanford, Fordsy, bro, my nerdy bro, Brainiac, Mr Goody Nerd-Shoes

(Tends to use "Stanford" when shit's serious, yes i'm including the two getting traumatised by thrist comments clip come and stop me)

Bill:

Pre-betrayal: Sixer (2), Stanford, smart guy, Stanford Pines

Post-betrayal: Sixer (5), Stanford (2), Ford (4), Stanford Filbrick Pines, Stanford Pines, ol' Six-Fingers (2), Fordsy (2), my old pal, IQ, Mr Brainiac, Brainiac (2), [Mabel's] uncle, our friend, old man, kid, tough guy, pal, Mr Serious

Post-Weirdmageddon: Sixer (20), Ford (7), Fordsy (2), drama queen, fella, sad nerd, genius, idiot, partner, Mr Tabletop Gaming, backstabber, gallant, perfect pawn, pet human

Lost Pages: Sixer (7), Fordsy, Slick, pal, my old pal, my property

Bill

Stan:

Pre-Weirdmageddon: Bill (3), all-powerful space demon, you one-eyed demon, wise-guy

Post-Weirdmageddon: Bill (3), Bill Cipher, little wise guy, Pointy, jerk of the week, narc

Non-canon shorts/That cut perpetual machine nightmare: you creepy triangle, guy (3), nacho, cop

Ford:

Pre-betrayal: My Muse (19), a strange being from a higher plane, being (3), strange whimsical creature, true friend, Bill (2, however!! this is from Dreamscaperers long before J3 was properly written)

Post-betrayal: Bill (default way of referring to him), My "muse" (3) Bill Cipher (10), Cipher (10), the demon (2), my enemy (3), you insane three sided--, The Beast with Just One Eye, the devil, liar, monster, angular psychopath, nightmare in disguise, king of nightmares, the Triangle, a has-been, a needy theater kid

Lost Pages: Bill (17), my Muse (11), Cipher (18) , Bill Cipher (2), extradimensional deity of knowledge, Cill Bipher, this Bill guy

[wayslidecool]

arabic numerals ranked from worst to best by their potential as the lens in new year's glasses

#10: Seven (7)

seven is a very awkward number for a lot of things, and new year's glasses are no exception. its weird angular shape leaves no opening to put a lens in, and unlike the next entry, it's too wide to comfortably squeeze between lens in the second and fourth digits. and the impressive thing about 7 is that this is a number with plenty of writing variations, and yet i can't think of a single one that makes it an efficient lens! sorry 7. i think you're the best number for a rating scale, but that's about it.

#9: One (1)

the 2010s were a rough time for new year's glasses, huh? coming off the high of the 1990s and 2000s, people were determined to make the 2010s work, but that's a tall fucking order. the saving grace of 1, and the reason it's above 7, is that it's skinny enough that you can slide it between numbers and use the fourth digit of the year as the lens, but the fact you have to resort to that is only further evidence of how much 1 sucks at being the lens.

#8: Two (2)

two is definitely a tier above the previous two entries. it's an interesting and versatile enough shape that you can mess with it to try and make a viable spot for a lens, what with the upper loop and lower angle, but i feel no matter what you try, you always gotta make some concessions. like, you have enough to work with that a talented enough designer can make something that works, but usually the result is more "functional" than "good".

#7: Four (4)

now we're getting into numbers that could actually make for passable lenses. i mean, check it out! we have a closed loop here and everything, that has GOT to count for something! what makes me put four relatively low on the list is that with its right-triangle shape, i can't imagine it being a very comfortable shape for a lens, especially with how much ends up sticking out and downwards. still, a vast improvement over the previous three entries, even if it's basically just a worse 9.

#6: Five (5)

i feel like depending on what you prioritize in new year's glasses, these next two entries could end up going below the previous one, but personally, i think the not-closed round loop feels like a more practical spot for a lens than 4's closed-but-angular loop, y'know? so what if the loop isn't closed, it still mostly surrounds your eye, and feels generally passable to me. this is a number that wouldn't inspire the idea for new year's glasses, but certainly works now that the idea has been established.

#5: Three (3)

three is basically the same thing as 5, and i could even see some people putting it below 5, since 5's loop is a bit closer to being closed than either of 3's loops. that being said, 3's dual-loop is ultimately what gives it the edge to me. it ends up feeling more versatile to me. i feel the bottom loop is generally the correct choice, but just having the option of the top loop as well really helps it out. either way, after suffering through the 2010s and 2020s, i expect the 2030s to be a welcome breath of fresh air.

#4: Nine (9)

now we're getting to the really good ones. i mean, the 1990s are when the trend of new year's glasses started! if this number was good enough to kickstart the trend, then clearly it's a good number to put the lens in. having a closed round loop really goes a long way, it turns out! what puts 9 below the next three entries is the tail. having that swoop down towards your face feels like it'd be a bit uncomfortable, and this issue doesn't crop up with the next three entries. still, 9 is a trailblazer and its place in the New Year's Glasses Metagame needs to be respected.

#3: Six (6)

if 9's only issue is the tail getting all up in your face, then what better way to solve that then just turning it upside-down? it might just be me, put having it brush up against your forehead feels much, much less intrusive than having it brush up against your face. and plus, it can give the impression of a raised eyebrow! bonus! the 2030s-2050s are going to be a refreshing breath of fresh air following the awful new year's glasses of the 2010s and 2020s, but the 2060s are going to be a true new year's glasses renaissance.

#2: Eight (8)

hey, so remember how i put 3 above 5 since i felt the double loop made it a bit more versatile? well now imagine that, but both loops are closed. 8 makes for such a good lens, it's a little surprising we didn't see new year's glasses in the 1980s (i'm guessing having two of the same number is more inspiring than two different numbers?) either way, eight isn't content to give you just one closed loop. it'll give you a second closed loop right above. (or below!) 8 is a versatile number with many options, and i hope i can live to see the day we see it in new year's glasses. a true stand out in its field.

#1: Zero (0)

still, even with all the good years ahead, it's hard to ignore the fact that the best years are sadly behind us, with the 2000s being the absolute pinnacle of new year's glasses design. i mean, come on. a single loop with no frills is basically what glasses designs default to already, so using the middle two zeroes as the lens for glasses? impeccable design. the 1990s were good enough to kickstart the trend, but the 2000s were good enough to make us want to brute force the 2010s and 2020s. if that's not the mark of a good design, i don't know what is.

sadly, it's likely we'll never see design this good again. the next year with the middle two digits being two zeroes is 3000, and while we might be able to execute double-zero designs at the turn of each century, they'll end up looking weirdly lopsided in the process. i believe humans are hubristic enough to try and brute-force bad decades, but multiple bad centuries? forget about it.

oh well. happy new year

[ladykailitha]

Icarus Part 15

This was really popular last WIP Wednesday so it got down before the others did. So tada! The meeting with Vickie!

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Steve wasn’t sure what he was expecting when he walked into Eddie’s mansion. Both bands were meeting with their shiny new agent, Vickie Cameron. But whatever it wasn’t the woman sitting on Eddie’s big, black leather couch.

She had a stylish, curly, red bob that framed her angular face. Her bright green eyes were knowing and mischievous. Her clothes veered toward Bohemian in darker shades. Her smile was calm and welcoming.

Steve could feel the tension bleed out his shoulders as he sat down between Simon and Spence.

“You must be Abbadon,” she greeted warmly. “I’m Vickie Cameron, I understand that I called in the nick of time?”

Eddie who had come in behind him, smiled at her. “That’s right. She kept trying to shift blame on Abby here. Bob was awesome, though!”

Vickie looked to Chrissy and Robin in askance.

“The Fallen’s producer,” Robin explained. “He was there to prevent liability.”

Vickie nodded and then clasped her hands together. “I understand that not all of Corroded Coffin is here today?”

Jeff shook his head. “Gareth Hughes is currently in a ninety day program.”

“Eddie had to get special permission to talk to him about changing agents in the first place,” Brian explained. “It’s in our contract that all of us have to sign off on major changes.” He glanced sideways at Eddie and then Jeff before hanging his head.

Eddie sat down on the floor next to Shane, crossing his legs like the bassist. “But he was onboard one hundred percent.”

“That’s good,” she said with a smile. “I’m assuming it was that lovely little clause that prevented him from being replaced on tour?”

Steve looked around at the Corroded Coffin members as tension filled the air. Jeff and Eddie were radiating anger while Brian seemed to shrink in shame.

“I didn’t think it was fair that he would get replaced like he didn’t mean anything to us,” Brian hotly defended.

Jeff’s lip curled. “Dude, Gareth voted for us replacing him! He knew had made a promise and broke it. If we don’t punish him somehow, someway, he’s going to keep doing it!”

Brian’s chin began to wobble and he let out a shuddered breath. “I know. It was stupid. But it’s too late now. Let’s just focus on what we’re here for. Please!”

Steve shared looks with his band before they all agreed to just move on. But Steve made sure to make a mental note to talk to Eddie about it, because it was clear Eddie was really upset by the move even after a few weeks.

“Since you’re planning on touring together,” Vickie said, sitting up straight, “that makes the contacting for venues easy. Getting suites for two big bands might prove a little tricky at the moment as I don’t have the clout yet.”

“That’s fine,” Shane said from his perch on the floor. “We like to bunk all together if we can. It makes harder for people to try and pap us if there’s almost always someone there in the room.”

“That makes sense,” she agreed. “Will Jim Hopper be coming with you to function as your head of security?”

Robin nodded. “He’ll be the only one with knowledge of their real identities. His daughter will also be joining us as costumes director, but she has only dealt with their alter egos.”

Vickie nodded back. “That’s perfect. I’ll be just handling contracts and the legal eagle side of things, which is the main reason I need to know their real identities so no one can forge anything claiming to be a member of the band.”

Everyone nodded or murmured their agreements.

She looked at Eddie. “I know this your home, but would it be all right if I spoke to The Fallen alone?”

Eddie nodded and hopped to his feet. “Come on, Jeffy and Bri-Bri, let’s go raid my liquor cabinet.”

The other two men were to their feet in seconds and followed their lead singer out the door like ducklings in a row.

Vickie smiled after them. “They’re going to be fun. I can tell.” She turned back to The Fallen members. “Do you feel safe enough to remove your masks so that I can meet you properly?”

Steve and the other members looked around at each other before Shane took off his mask first. Then Steve and Spence together. Simon was the only that remained with his mask still on. Steve leaned over and whispered in his ear and rubbed his back encouragingly. After a moment or two Simon removed his mask too.

“It’s hard trusting someone new,” Vickie said with a reassuring smile. “Especially after harrowing experience that Abbadon went through earlier today. Giving that much power to any ex is hard, but if half of what Celeste says is true, she’s the last person in your lives that should have any kind of access to your secrets. So no judgments, okay? If you don’t feel comfortable being unmasked around me, that’s fine. I hope I’ll earn your trust in the future.”

Immediately Simon put his back on. Spence and Shane shared a glance before Spence put his back on, too. Only Shane and Steve left theirs off.

Vickie didn’t comment, only nodded her approval. “I had somethings to go over with you all so we can all get on the same page.”

“Why aren’t you calling us by our real names?” Simon asked, leaning into Steve’s side.

“Are any of the Corroded Coffin boys in on the secret?” Vickie asked, leaning forwards on her knees and clasping her hands together.

They all shared concerned glances, before Robin spoke up.

“Eddie is,” she said carefully, her shoulders squared against the tension in the room. “He guessed though, he wasn’t told.”

“But Jeff Laurence and Brian Martin aren’t read in?” Vickie pressed.

They all shook their heads.

“Then that would be why I’m not calling you by your real names,” she said clearly, sitting up straight. “There is a chance they might overhear a name or two and put it together who you are.”

Steve let out a shuddering breath and his lip quivered. “Nancy–she almost called me by my real name right in front of our producer. She almost outed me without a single thought or care. I–I’d never been more frightened in my life when she nearly slipped up. She had been so mad at me and I just wanted to get out of there, but I forced myself to stay there and listen to her.”

Vickie stood up and knelt in front of him, taking one of his hands as his friends offered their verbal support.

“I hate how much power she had in that conversation,” she murmured. “Agents like managers and PR firms are tools to help you navigate a job which constantly changing. That goes for actors, artists, athletes, comedians, and musicians of all walks of life. They should be supporting you, not making you miserable.”

She stood up. “And that goes for everyone, Corroded Coffin included. This is meant to be a partnership and it’s my job to sure it all goes as smoothly as possible.”

Simon removed his mask and looked her in the eye. “If you’ve got Abbadon’s back, you’ve got my vote of confidence.”

Everyone but Vickie turned to him, impressed. Simon was their Cowardly Lion. He was afraid of his own shadow outside of their personas on stage. It was only under the bright lights of the stage and behind his red mask that he truly came alive.

This was a big deal for Simon and his bandmates and Robin were proud as hell for him.

“So what did you need to go over with us?” Shane asked from his perch on the floor.

Vickie cracked her knuckles with a grin. “What I understand is that because your personal and professional lives are separate you need a little help fend off the trolls and influencers, is that right?”

“Aren’t they one and the same?” Spence asked with a snort. His mask was still on despite Simon’s bravery, he wasn’t ready to take that step yet.

“Only in the way that jackals and coyotes are both dogs I guess,” Vickie replied. “They act similar but have different motives for why they’re doing it. But I’m here to handle that.”

“I’m sorry to make you take on PR duties as well,” Robin said ringing her hands together. “But the more people who know the worse it’s going to be to keep a lid on everything.”

Vickie shook her head. “This is a good thing. Because I don’t have a lot of clients to juggle, I can do the PR for you guys. Simpler is always best.” She looked around the room. “I also understand that one of you is in a high profile relationship?”

Steve raised his hand. “Ish. Eddie and Steve are dating but it’s not public and with Eddie’s past history of sleeping with anything that moved, he can’t be seen with a roadie or the tabloids will explode.”

Vickie tapped her lip thoughtfully. “That is a conundrum to be sure. I’ll put together some plans and meet with Eddie and ‘Steve’ later in the week.” She put air quotes around his name. “Now, here are the other things we need to go over.”

Talk turned to the other things on her agenda and by the time it was over with all four members of the band were maskless, and eager to take her on.

~

Vickie, Robin, Chrissy were all sitting in Vickie’s office, popping the cork of a bottle of champagne to share between them. Chrissy poured the bubbling liquid into the three glasses and handed one to each of Robin and Vickie.

“Here’s to the three baddest bitches!” Robin said, raising her glass.

“Hell yeah!” Vickie crowed.

“Damn right!” Chrissy said, as they all clinked their glasses together.

They all drank and Vickie smirked around her glass. “So the industry is abuzz with news about Nancy Wheeler and Corroded Coffin pulling out of her firm.”

Robin and Chrissy leaned in close, clutching their glasses of champagne.

“Ooh,” Chrissy cooed. “Do tell.”

Vickie took another drink of her champagne and let them sit in it for a moment. “Apparently word is out that Corroded Coffin had vouched for her to The Fallen and when she was rude and dismissive of their unique requirements, Corroded Coffin decided that she wasn’t for them. And now huge acts are pulling out too in solidarity to The Fallen.”

Chrissy winced, but Robin nodded sagely.

“She sounded so sincere when I spoke to her,” she said, shaking her head sadly, “but my boys picked up on her hostility right away. All she had to do was put the past behind her, the way Abbadon seemed to, but she let her prejudices blind her and it led her to this.”

Vickie pursed her lips together. “I can see how some heavy hitters might like the bulldog approach that she took to her work, but not everyone has that tough of a skin. And while some part of me feels sorry for her, she absolutely dug her own grave.”

“Eddie was telling me some of the things she said to Abbadon,” Chrissy said, twisting the glass her hands. “It sounded like to me that she wanted him to absolve her of all her wrong doing without owning up to it in any way.”

Robin nodded. “That’s what Bob said, too. There was no apology and it didn’t sound like she ever intended to give one. So cheers to Vickie Carmichael, who sent the dragon running back to her lair!”

“Cheers!” Chrissy agreed to Vickie’s flush of pride.

“Thank you, ladies,” she said demurely. “I’m grateful for the opportunity to work with your boys. They all seem like good people. And yes that includes Gareth. I was able to meet with him without the other boys around and while he has some real problems to deal with, he’s a good person at heart who was led away by the high alcohol promised him.”

Chrissy nodded. “I wish Brian had let Gareth heal while they went on tour. I think it would have shaken something loose to see his friends perform without him.”

“To new beginnings!” Robin said, raising her glass.

“To new partnerships!” Vickie agreed, raising her own glass.

“To friends old and new!” Chrissy said.

They clanked glasses and drank deeply to their new future.

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[boneapplet]

A Love Born in Blood pt.10

Relationship: Angron x oc/afab!reader

Warnings: first time meeting tensions

Word Count: 1142

Requested Tags for All Works: @beckyninja @runin64

Masterlist

pt 1 | pt 2 | pt 3 | pt 4 | pt 5 | pt 6 | pt 7 | pt 8 | pt 9 | pt 10 | pt 11 | pt 12 | pt 13 | pt 14 | pt 15 | pt 16 | pt 17

Through the viewport, Bodt spins slowly beneath them. It is a world scarred by training and war—bleak, cratered, and relentless. Here, the War Hounds were honed into killers. Now, he is meant to mold them anew. The ship descends through clouds heavy with ash. Thunder growls across the horizon.

“The other Primarchs await,” a Custodian informs him. “The Emperor believed it best that you meet them here, where your Legion was forged.”

Angron doesn’t respond. The armor feels too tight. The Nails drill deeper. He’s not here for kinship. He’s here because they won’t let him leave. With a slight jolt, the ship lands on the volcanic planet.

Stepping onto the scorched soil, the ground crunching under iron boots. Ahead, a black stone citadel rises—the fortress where his brothers wait. Two Space Marines march ahead. War Hounds, still wearing the old colors. Soon, they’ll change. Soon, he’ll change them. Inside, the citadel’s massive gates grind open, revealing a wide hall filled with giants. They are already gathered. Gleaming armor, proud banners, cold eyes. Horus. Russ. Dorn. Lorgar. Fulgrim. Mortarion. Vulkan. Curze. Perturabo. Ferrus. Jaghatai. The Lion. Each turning to face him, their gazes weigh him. Their judgments begin. He doesn’t bow, doesn’t speak. He only walks forward—a caged beast dressed in the armor of a king.

Standing at the forefront, his golden armor gleaming even in the dim light, is Horus Lupercal, the first among the Primarchs. His gaze is knowing, confident, and just beneath it—a subtle hint of something else: understanding. There is an unspoken connection between them.

Beside him, Leman Russ stands tall, his massive frame brimming with barely restrained violence. His eyes lock with Angron’s, and there's a flash of challenge, like two wild beasts sizing each other up.

Fulgrim, the perfect model of beauty and grace, stands next to Russ, his golden locks flowing effortlessly. His smile is a little too wide as he watches Angron, the perfect mask of serenity—but there’s something too cold behind those eyes, something calculating.

Ferrus Manus, the Iron Hands Primarch, is a figure of unwavering resolve. His eyes, like steel, are fixed on Angron with an almost clinical detachment, his mind already turning over how Angron will fit into the grand design of the Imperium. There’s no warmth, no kinship—just pragmatism.

Vulkan, a towering figure of resilience and compassion, stands slightly apart from the others, his gaze steady, unyielding, and full of empathy. But Angron feels no comfort from him. He doesn't need empathy. What he needs is a way out.

Rogal Dorn stands at attention, his expression unreadable, his posture rigid as always. There’s something heavy in his gaze, perhaps a quiet respect for Angron’s strength, or maybe something else. Dorn is a soldier—loyal, steadfast—but Angron knows he will never be like him.

Lion El’Jonson, the enigmatic and elusive Primarch of the Dark Angels, stands in silence. His cold, calculating eyes lock with Angron’s for a moment, measuring him. The Lion says nothing, but his presence is almost oppressive, as if he’s sizing up the entire situation.

Perturabo, the master of siege warfare, stands in the shadows, his sharp, angular face twisted into an almost predatory expression. Unlike the others, Perturabo doesn’t seem particularly pleased by Angron’s arrival.

Mortarion, the grim and silent Death Guard Primarch, stands nearby. His face hidden beneath his cowl, but his presence is unmistakable—gloom and death hang around him like a shroud. Angron feels something cold and understanding in Mortarion’s stare, though it only adds to his isolation.

Lorgar, the Word Bearer, his face illuminated by the dim light of the chamber, stands apart from the others. Lorgar’s presence feels like something else—a lingering sense of worship and reverence. Angron, the last thing he needs right now, is more religious zeal. The Emperor’s “plan” is a lie, and Lorgar embodies it perfectly.

Jaghatai Khan, the White Tiger of Chogoris, stands relaxed, his arms folded across his chest. His gaze is filled with curiosity and wariness. Angron can almost feel his eyes moving over him like an unreadable riddle. There is something about the Khan that promises both strength and wisdom, but it all feels distant to Angron.

Konrad Curze, the Night Haunter, stands in the farthest corner of the room, his gaunt form draped in shadows. His eyes are wide with the madness that haunts him, and there’s a chilling intensity to his gaze as he watches Angron. There is no sense of kinship here—just the cold, creeping fear that he instills in all those around him.

               Stepping forward, his rage and resentment build, boiling beneath his surface. He doesn’t want to be here. Doesn’t want to be with these men, these “brothers,” who represent everything that was taken from him. Horus gives him a knowing nod, stepping forward first.

"Brother Angron," he says, his voice smooth and comforting, as if they’ve known each other for years. "I know it is difficult. We all have our burdens. But you are not alone here. We are all brothers, forged for this mission together."

Angron sneers. “I didn’t ask for this. I didn’t ask to be made into a tool for your Imperium. I had my own men. My own brothers.”

“Brothers?” Russ barks, stepping forward, his voice harsh and filled with a challenging edge. "You think your ‘rebels’ were brothers? They were nothing but savages! You are a Primarch now, Angron. Time to grow up and take responsibility."

“There is no growth for me, Russ. No peace. I will never be your perfect soldier.”

“Peace is a myth,” Lorgar chimes in, his tone smooth and almost sympathetic. “Only faith will save us.”

“Shut up, Lorgar,” Angron spits, already feeling the rage swelling in him again. “You speak of faith, but you’re all just pawns. The Emperor’s pawns.”

The tension in the room spikes. The other Primarchs exchange looks—some out of curiosity, others with disdain. The divisions are clear even in the first meeting. Horus and Russ exchange a look. They have both led men—men like Angron—and they know how to push him.

Fulgrim steps forward, his eyes glittering. “You’ll come to understand, Angron. The Emperor has a plan for us all. You’ll see in time. You might even come to appreciate your new life.”

Angron’s fists clench harder, his nails digging into the metal of his gauntlets. “I don’t need your words. I don’t need your perfection. I need freedom.”

Something shifts in the room as Vulkan speaks.

His voice is soft, yet it carries weight, “None of us chose this, Angron. Not truly. But we all have a duty. You’ll find yours in time.”

Angron feels that quiet undercurrent of truth, but he rejects it. He doesn’t want their pity, their compassion. He wants only one thing: to tear this all down.

[saturniandevil]

Traditional (Hellenistic & to some extent medieval) meanings of the houses and aspects they make to the Ascendant from Astrology and the Authentic Self by Demetra George (2009).

The assignment of "good" and "bad" is based on angularity and aspect formed to the Ascendant/first house. Angular houses are the strongest, while cadent houses, which fall away from an angle, are weakest, with succedent houses, which approach an angle, in the middle. The major aspects are opposition (180°), square (90°), trine (120°), and sextile (60°). In the Hellenistic system, planets, points, and houses can only "see" each other through these aspects. The "bad" houses, making what we'd today call semisextiles (30°) or quincunxes/inconjunctions (150°), are like blind spots that we can't see directly.

She cites Vettius Valens in ranking the houses from most to least favorable: 1>10>11>5>7>4>9>3 for the "good" houses, and 2>8>6>12 for the "bad" houses. Thus placements in the 1st and 10th houses work out best for the native, while we look to the 6th and 12th for challenges and difficulties. These also come into play when determining the overall "strength" of a planet: planets in strong, fortunate houses are in a better position to act visibly in the native's life.

[sonicjustbecause]

Something about myself

The reason I'm trying to learn 3D (furthern than architecture, my job actually involve massive 3D use) is my lack of artistic talent.

Like, I always loved to draw, I started at the age of 3 and always drew. In first place to take notes. Like the cavemen, since at three I could not read (In Italy children usually learn to read at elementary school or a little bit before).

Shortly drawing turned from a mere tool to take notes to a way to tell stuffs, imaginary stories or real life events. I loved comics and animation because of this. Beutiful art that tell stories. Is what all I wanted to do, once I would have grown up.

Age of 5. We millennials, on average, had better drawing skills than Gen Z babies. Even the less talented. Perhaps it was the lack of I-Pad. Usually at the age of 8/9, the Gen-Z recover and reach the average level of 8/9 years old millennials.

I kept drawing daily. Like doing 7 full comics books of over 300 pages each a the age of 6 to 7. And an illustrated diary telling the real life vacation I had in a touristic village I dreamed about for long.

Massive beaches and a lot to do in summer.

Now is a well known reality adults often tell fat lies to children to make them happy. Adult kept telling me I was good at drawing. On the other hand my peers were quite cold about them (my cousin once told me to watch out for inconsistencies. I recognized her criticism, but I though since I was a child - 8 years old -, it was too soon to worry, as no child can draw consistently, not even the best ones. My cousin was a child too, and of course her drawing showed inconsistencies too).

Only when i was 11 an adult told me my drawing were behind my age. At that point I started to experiment more (like doing portraits, changing my drawing style etc). At 12 I started to lean more toward a Japanese style.

By the age of 12/13 years old, I believe I was average at drawing. I though I was not exceptional but it was still doable (I'll not show what my drawing were like, I'll tell you they looked about like CWC's drawing, just way way less angular. And I didn't draw anything cringe, no giant straw and 'eeew things' although I used to draw Sonic too).

My favourite subjects were magical girls. Sailor Moon etc, but I greatly favoured original characters.

My dearest and oldest OCs. Yes, identical twins. I was never able to do them justice.

Art School is were I found the truth.

In my first serious drawing, I took a 3/10 grade, that is a E (In Italy we grade with numbers) And so on, usually 5 at drawing figures and my grades were the lowest of the class (hilarious, the one who loves to draw above anything else sucked at it), 5 in architecture and 5 in decoration.

The issue with architecture was not taking measurements, I could do that. I was also one of the few that somehow understood how perspective worked. I just could not draw not even with a ruler and a compass.

The only artistic subject I could do was modeling and it didn't feel as hard as drawing. Grades were still mediocre, 6 to 7, about a C or a little more.

I had different art teachers and the grades were about consistent.

Since I drew mainly to tell stories, the art subjects I was more focused on was real life drawing, the one I was worse at. And because of my effort despite my lack of talent I was literally a laughing joke for my teachers. One almost fell from the chair laughing about my drawings. This one told me to keep my creativity at bay because with my low drawing skills, I was unable to express it properly, and only do what I was able to do. The other day by day denied me to do more and more things.

First I was denied to experiment. I felt my drawing were becoming stagnant, so I decided to try to draw on dark paper with white pencils to refresh the way I look at things. Is a thing many suggest to do. But my teacher told me that my skills were too low to even think about that.

Later I was denied to colour my drawing and to do the 'chiaroscuro'.

And last I was excluded from a commissioned work were all class was partecipating. I had to sit and twiddle my thumbs while watching all my classmates doing the job

"You draw like a 10 years old child". I was 16 when I was told this by my teacher. This made me ashamed from even liking to draw. "Please, teach me, how can I fix my miustakes if you never tell me what i do wrong?" "What's the point to teach you? You lack of talent, even if I tell you, you will never learn to draw".

Out of school I had to take the matter in my hands.

Internet was new, and at that time, criticism online were common place and largely accepted unlike today.

There was the early stage of an idea that everybody can learn to draw, so I tried it. My drawing didn't show I was a former art student (everybody though I was self taugh by looking at my drawings).

I was also introduced to the concept of 'references images' to enhance my drawings. I followed religiously all what those artists (comic artist, my main focus) told me. I focused on criticism and ignored praises. To make sure i could receive proper criticism by more and more people, I criticised works of other people too. It worked. Criticism came with suggestions and good debates. Still something was still off.

I could reproduce a picture but I could not draw on my own and things were getting worse. But I was told it was normal and i had nothing to worry about...

Well, are you kidding me?

What they call photo references, to me always looked like this. Copy a pose and draw your character over. The drawing might look good, but to me the life is all stripped away and the pose look static rather than the character actually moving in the page.

The sketch full of mistakes in the second picture has a lot of personality. The fixed one lost almost all the energies.

To make thing worse, the character take the face of the model you use (who also ends to look a bit like you, because instnctively we are all drawn by models who look a bit like us).

Artists who draw without references exist. But when I admired them, those who helped me told me: 'Stop being amazed by them, if they used references, they would draw even better!'

I was and I am slave of references. Without pictures i can't draw. Only in latest mont i managed to pull something from my brain, after 20 years of zero drawings from imagination.

When Goku, my first cat succumbed to her age (she was close to be 20 years old), I drew this for my brother. It is for a tattoo.

I had to use at least 5 pictures of her to draw her accurately while coming up to an original pose.

With this Shadow I needed a couple of references. I wanted a new pose, at the same time I wanted it to look like it was done by Uekawa. My '10 years old girl' hand - as my teacher said - still shows. It shouldn't have.

My experience told me that talent is a thing and it matters. 20 years + of practice and my drawing skills remained roughly the same. I didn't do this alone, my drawings were always 'supervised' so I have to assume my teacher who laughed at me at art school and that refused to reach me were right.

To add things, I have a cousin who could draw like this at 9:

A good bunch of my family on both side has artistic talent like this. But the gene skipped me.

Attempting to 3D

Pixar animators do a lot of 'don't' s in topology, they know how to make it work. You don't have (and shouldn't) follow their example.

When I first saw a 3D model, I got scared. The topology was so complex (it was a mid poly model) I though it was not worth the effort from my side.

I attempted humanoids models as references for my drawings, architectonic and organic models on Sketch up, nothing too serious.

I started to use blender to create new morphs for Daz Studio models, so i could build my original characters and this would have helped me to draw them without the need to seek references.

But while some are happy with their regular daz models, I wanted more. I needed models that suit my needs, that I can fully control on my own. The vanilla stuffs in one way is like AI. You can do good things, but they never match your needs and your vision. There is still that bump. Those eyes are too small. The expressions lack of flexibility. Is not truly a 3D issue as i saw really good things done in 3D (see Disney moves, they might have gone 'woke' but the art keeps be excellent)

Notice the clarity of silhouettes and how the lines flow nicely... the basis of 2D art on 3D still work...

This is great 3D art. I always loved this hilarious and friendly anti hero. I saw the 'behind the scene' that was done in order to keep the very same life Lupin had in his 2D version.

The vanilla models from Daz studio as well as Sketch up have been a great starting point but soon I understood that the perfect model is the one done my myself. Also I found out some people who lack of drawing talent like myself still can do great 3D art.

The topology is scary, but you just need to adapt your eyes to the edgeflow/learn about how topology work. Then is not too far from drawings.

On one way AI art was also a good thing. I was afraid to attempt to use 3D art to enhance my drawings (I still love regular drawings) openly. I feared people would not accept it. Because of AI, now people are more accepting toward 3D art since they realized is still done with our effort and knowledges from studies.

[astrobiscuits]

🎄🎵Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas🎵🎄

Holiday (365443) persona chart observations

🎅 Individuals with Ascendant at 1° or 3° get really excited in advance at the thought of Christmas coming. They tend to approach the holidays with the same innocent joy they had as kids even in adulthood

🎅 Stellium in 2nd house = tasty Christmas dishes and gifts are their only priority lmao

🎅 Neptune trine Venus tend to get lost in the beauty and bling of Christmas decorations

🎅 The sign and house where Jupiter is located tells you what type of gifts you might usually get on Christmas (it's also great to use as a gift guide!!):

🎁 Jupiter 1st house/Aries: gym equipment; sports-related merch; tickets to an event, which you're really passionate about; hats/head accessories; could also be something related to the natal Ascendant (check the description for your natal Rising sign for more info)

🎁 Jupiter in 2nd house/Taurus: lots of chocolate and sweets; clothes; art pieces; scented candles; perfume; fine china; kitchen utensils; cookbooks; (renewed) subscription to a movie streaming service

🎁 Jupiter in 3rd house/Gemini: a (new) car; books; musical instruments; handpan (if Jupiter is in Pisces or it positively aspects Neptune); your most memorable gift might come from a sibling or a relative (cousin, uncle, aunt)

🎁 Jupiter in 4th house/Cancer: plushies; heated blanket; board games; photo albums; your most memorable gift might come from your parents or it might be something passed on from generation to generation

🎁 Jupiter in 5th house/Leo: concert tickets; a trip to the tattoo parlor; gold jewelry; could also be something related to the natal Sun

🎁 Jupiter in 6th house/Virgo: Fitbit/smartwatch; aesthetic stationery (notebooks, planners, writing instruments); reusable water bottle; humidifier; pets

🎁 Jupiter in 7th house/Libra: make-up; beauty gadgets; a romantic partner/fiancé (no, but fr, you might get a love confession during the holidays); your most memorbale gift likely might come from your partner (if you have one)

🎁 Jupiter in 8th house/Scorpio: money/gift cards; sexy time toys; stockings; could be something the individual is obsessed with

🎁 Jupiter in 9th house/Sagittarius: trips to exotic destinations; henna hair dye; compression socks

🎁 Jupiter in 10th house/Capricorn: vintage decor; office chair; office purse (or just one that screams "high status"); sterling silver jewelry; high quality alcohol drinks

🎁 Jupiter in 11th house/Aquarius: electronic devices (smartphone, laptop, tablet, etc.); video games; anything related to supernatural beings (aliens, mermaids, fairies etc.); telescope; anything you've wished for/been manifesting

🎁 Jupiter in 12th house/Pisces: anything sleep related - pajamas, bed sheets, pillow sheets (or a new pillow), silk sleepmask; crystals; manifestation journal; tarot decks; art supplies

🎅 Christmas traditions based on the number of planets in angular/succedent/cadent houses:

❄️ High number of planets in angular houses (1, 4, 7, 10) = starting new family traditions

❄️ High number of planets in succedent houses (2, 5, 8, 11) = carrying out family traditions

❄️ High number of planets in cadent houses (3, 6, 9, 12) = tweaking/improving current family traditions or letting them go if they don't resonate anymore

🎅 Sun square/opposite Saturn & Ascendant conjunct/square/opposite Saturn = Grinch who doesn't like Christmas, but doesn't do anything to "destroy" it; might show a lot of sarcasm during the holidays; they might not celebrate Christmas due to reasons related to their position of Saturn

🎅 Sun square/opposite Mars = Grinch who doesn't like Christmas, but actively tries to "destroy" the holiday spirit for the people around them by picking up fights with loved ones

🎅 If you want to "hire" a Santa to show up with gifts for your kids on Christmas (aka choose one of your friends to fulfill this role), the best Santa would have atleast 3 of the following:

Sun conjunct/sextile/trine Jupiter

Venus conjunct/sextile/trine Jupiter

Sun/Moon in 5th house

Jupiter in 2nd house/5th house

Jupiter conjuncting MC

Sagittarius Rising or Jupiter as dom planet

Ruler of 2nd house (benefic planet) in 5th house and vice versa

Asteroid Abundantia (151) conjuncting Venus/Jupiter

❆❆❆ ~ 𝕸𝖊𝖗𝖗𝖞 𝕮𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖘𝖙𝖒𝖆𝖘, 𝖊𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖞𝖔𝖓𝖊 ~ ❆❆❆

[kairologia]

How to read a natal chart in 13 steps.

This is simplified guide geared towards beginners and people who want to transition to a more traditional approach when assessing a chart. There is no standard method of reading charts, this is simply the method I follow & find most comfortable. It’s a practical, methodical synthesis and just the right amount of intuitive.

Before I begin, I must mention that while assessing planetary conditions I personally verify the following factors — in this order: the sign, house, angularity, direction, whether a planet is direct or retrograde, sect (day vs night), hemisphere (1-6 vs 7-12), phase (morning vs evening, especially notable for venus & mercury), domicile lord (draw a disposition tree if needed), exaltation lord, triplicity lords, bound lord, decan lord, dodecatemoria, aspects to domicile lord if any, aspect to the ascendant if any, apsects to other planets, bonification conditions (i.e aspecting benefics, so supported by aspect), maltreatment conditions (aspected by malefics). This is important to remember because the term “conditions” will come up a lot.

Now onto the actual guide :

1. For starters, you should (assuming you don’t already) learn how to read a whole sign house circle chart. Table charts are nice as a gateway drug, but if you're somewhat serious about learning astrology this is an important transition to make. Once you do, put the chart you’re aiming to assess in front of you, then proceed further.

2. Determine the sect of the chart. This becomes an automatism once you’re used to looking at charts, but if you're not there yet — draw a line on the chart (or visualize said line) going from the degree of the ascendant to the degree of the descendant. If the sun is ABOVE that line — it’s a day chart, so of the day sect. If it’s BELOW that line — it’s a night chart, of the night sect.

3. Take a look at the ascendant. Take note of the rising sign, its modality, & its ruling planet. Does this chart have any 1st house planets? Also, remember to do a quick overview to pinpoint which planets are angular (as in, located in the 1/4/7/10th houses)

4. Track down the ascendant ruler. Check its house placement, condition (see above), and aspects (applying vs separating).

5. Track down the Sect Light. If it’s a day chart, the sect light is the Sun. If it’s a night chart, that would be the Moon. Assess the sect light’s condition (see above), aspects.

6. Check which houses are ruled by the Luminaries (Sun/Moon). The interpretation of the luminaries is intrinsic to the areas of life (Houses) they rule, in addition to their independent significations.

7. Check out the phase of moon at birth. The lunation phase is extremely important as it defines the dynamic between this individual’s luminaries.

8. Take a look at how Mercury is doing in said chart. Condition (see above)? Aspects? Morning or Evening star?

9. Take a look at the Benefic Of Sect & Malefic Out Of Sect (day: Jupiter/Mars, night: Venus/Saturn). Assess their condition (see above), aspects they make, etc. Regarding Venus: verify if she’s Morning or Evening star (if Venus is on the right of the Sun - Morning star, if it's on its left - Evening star). For the Malefic OOC, check if it is bonified by enclosure (i.e : Saturn or Mars are touched by a benefic (Venus/Jupiter) on each sides) — it’s a huge alleviating factor.

10. Then, assess the Benefic Out Of Sect & Malefic Of Sect (day: Venus/Saturn, night: Jupiter/Mars).

11. Then, take a global look seeking anything that may be of note. Stelliums, several retrograde planets, a Cazimi, Out Of Bounds planets, a void moon, etc.

12. Lastly, I go through each house individually. This is where the chart synthesis proper begins. In practice, I like to tell a story beginning from the 1st house & culminating in the 12th, while highlighting the thematics of each house as I go.

13. This is optional, but I like to take a look at annual and monthly profections to see which themes are presently highlighted/emphasized for the individual whose chart I’m looking at.

And we’re done.

Check pinned if you want to book with me!

[pol1gonal]

INCREDIBLY IN DEPTH SHAPE LANGUAGE ANALYSIS FOR CORRU OBSERVER!! GET READY FOR 8 HOURS OF READING MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!

ok here we go, in depth analysis of the shape language in corru.observer. Worth noting that the representations in game are NOT what the obesk actually looked like, and are instead how they chose to represent themselves on obeskinternet. like profile pictures pretty much

1: akizet

akizet wants to be seen as smart and decisive even though shes not really that allat much on the inside. her head looks like a brain or maybe a tree or something idk. she probably chose to represent herself like this because it made her look smart (nerd)

I wish i had her cloak sweater combo meal, it looks comfy

2

bozko

bozko is like 10 triangles. Triangles are strong shapes and bozko is strong wow wow wow cool! he has eyes that either make him look old or tired, the secret is that whatever way you see it the design says bozko has depression and ptsd. His name kinda sounds like broski. Bozki. yo whats up bozki hehehee

3: cakvi

cavik is round becaused he is nice and stuff. but he is also spiky in some partse cuz he totally was the one to send akizet the suspicion cyst and kickstart the collapse. Not cool bozki

4: gakvu

gaaaaaaaaay. gakvu has curved receptors like a goat, goats go baaa, baaa starts with B, this is a subtle illusion to the fact that gakvu is the B part of lgBtq+. very cleever design corruworks. She could also be a lesbian i support that interpretation too. also on my first playthrough i didn't find gakvu at all in recollection:discovery and then when i started the meeting i was like who the fuck is this i didn't talk to this one why does she look mischevious is she evil (and gay)

5:kazki

kazki is like if you imagined a woman and then made her a purple thing and yeah thats kazki. A very advanced peice of shape language knowledge is that women=round and yeah kazki is pretty round in most places. Women are also sharp in some places so shes sharp on the bottom and the hands (hands??).

6: tozik

tozik is very sharp and angular and thin, this is beacuase he is cool. the only thing that stops him from being less than a foot wide is his hands, which are kinda cheating because theyre detatched and like 6 inches away from the arms like bro just commit to the bit and be thin. Anyways yeah hes smart and observent and does not talk very much compared to others so it makes sense that he has 2 eyes and no mouth. wait is the slit across his head a mouth??? it looks more like a dvd drive if it is.

7: itzil

itzil is a basketball, they have one big eye that they can use to find kivii or charge at supervekoa and die (dumbass) (if anyone was gonna die it was gonna be itzil)

8: karik

karik is a descisive, smart, and observant person, pretty much everything akizet pretends to be. Anyway they have 4 eyes so you can play 4square if you find a 4square ball in the embassy

8: miltza

miltza has something resembling a beret on her head, cuz shes an artist. she also has some spikes on her shoulders which is very punk rock and a third arm. the third arm really balances out the design and stops you from noticing that miltza is like 70% legs. like gakvu, miltza is also gay but i don't know in what specific way.

9: idril

idril is cool as hell shes just like me fr ong. shes very into the spiral moteife and has some marble or granite parts of her which looks very cool. wow. do you think she actually had oine arm like would that not effect her engineering job that would be cool. idk i like idril buit its very impractacle of her to sacrifice an arm so she could grow some icicles even if it looks cool

10: telyui

telyu is a mischevious one. she would probably get along with gakvu if they even shared a single line of dialogue. she has the very desiticnctive design choice of being my twitter and bluesky profile picture. also she completely lacks a torso but the way her arms are positioned creates the illinois of one

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SIDENOTE ON VEKOA: did vekoa write this fucking section of the wiki 😭😭😭

12: internet

the interloper has glasses which with shape langueage stuff looks like big ol eyes. they look like that because they need big eyes and good vision in order to properly observe the corru

ok bye im gonna go to bed now this took longer than i thought it would imagine how much longer it would take to do actual analysis. I should have added less analysis than there already is to go faster. there are bits in here that are rooted in too much actual design knowledge

[mollish-art]

Some headcanons I have on some of dragon Jinx's mannerisms, much like the post I made for Victor!

1: Her facial frills are extraordinarily expressive. If she's angry, surprised, happy, or wanting to put on a threat display, they'll be fully fanned out. They droop when she's sad or sleepy, and twitch when she's anxious or thinking really hard.

2: She lost half of her right horn on the explosion on the bridge; Shimmer healed her flesh wounds, but her horn could not be recovered.

3: She shares a similar stripe pattern on her wings and fins to Vi (although with inverted colors). After becoming Jinx, she frequently paints over her stripes with gaudy colors in an effort to stop them from reminding her of Vi.

4: Jinx paints her talons and wing fingers, but due to their use they get chipped really easily, revealing the natural brassy color underneath.

5: While all the Arcane dragon characters can make animalistic noises, Jinx makes the most. Like a starling, she can make a much wider range of sounds than her peers, and often expresses emotion through melodic trills and shrill shrieks.

6: Her tail is constantly in motion, never relaxed. It's always twitching, even in her sleep. She's unintentionally given herself (as well as everyone around her) many small scars from accidentally whipping her tail blade.

7: She is smaller in stature than her sister, but her wings and thinner, more angular physical features are more aerodynamic, making her incredibly fast and nimble in flight.

8: She has a nervous habit of tapping her raptor-like hind talons against the ground, a sound that used to give away her location when she was younger.

9: Her tail is fully prehensile, and she's able to grab stuff with it in ways that many other dragons cannot. She also frequently uses it to gesticulate with, sometimes wrapping it around others when she's being threatening or flirtatious.

10: When she is in 'Powder mode', she keeps her wings tightly folder to her sides, like protective blankets. When she is in 'Jinx mode', she often fully extends them in a subconscious threat display.

[daily-bucket-kizuchi]

1. Summer job

2. Beach day

3. Ice cream

4. Holiday

5. Psychological warfare

6. Flowers

7. Happy ending

8.  Mermaid

9. Outfit swap

10. Role swap

11. Coffee

12. Fantasy au

13. Arcade

14. Day out

15. Pets

16. Coffee

17. Wings

18. Lazy day

19. Garden

20. Crossover

21. Headcanon

22. Zoo

23. Music

24. Bubbles

25. Sunglasses

26. Angular

27. Copybook (draw in a copy if you have one)

28. Baking

29. Dressup

30. Greenblings

31. No reference

Here are all the prompts for the month of Kanna! The event won't start until the 1st of July but I'm posting the prompts early so that people can start but please hold the posting until the 1st of July. The tag will be #month of Kanna and I'd love if people tagged me so I can reblog everybodies stuff!

[youremyheaven]

Models Who Are Not Naturals (Kibbe)

We know that the modelling industry is dominated by FNs/Flamboyant Naturals since clothes are made for a rectangular frame and not customized to the curves and contours of a specific body. Models who are frame dominant are preferred because they can advertise the clothes as they are instead of having it tailored to fit them.But all of that aside, I thought it'll be interesting to find models who do not have a typical FN build.

Keep in mind that almost all the women mentioned below are over 5'7 and with Kibbe's height restrictions in mind, at that height, only a few IDs are possible (SD, D, FN). Since this is a post about models who aren't FN, this list will largely feature Ds & SDs.

For context, this is a typical FN build. Cindy Crawford is a verified FN. She has broad shoulders, a square torso and an overall athletic build. FNs are likely to have an inverted triangle like frame.

Adriana Lima, Dramatic

She's 178cm and thus has automatic vertical. Her overall body is very sharp and angular, she does not have an athletic build or physique. She's just long and sharp?? if that makes sense

2. Stephanie Seymour, SD

90s Victoria Secret models were often SDs, voluptuous and curvy and Stephanie is a great example of it. Its only in the 2000s & since that FNs began to dominate the modelling industry.

She has double curve and has a fleshy, curvy physique.

3. Miranda Kerr, Dramatic

Her physique is so similar to Adriana's. Very long torso's, sharp limbs and angular

4. Laetitia Casta- SD

Her bustline and hips are curved which is what is meant by double curve. So she looks softer and rounder. Her yang comes from her height

5. Tyra Banks- SD

6. Karen Mulder- D

Longer torso, longer overall body, very sharp and angular looking

7. Heidi Klum- Dramatic

8. Helena Christensen- SD

9. Ming Xi, D

10. Chanel Iman is a FN but I'm including her anyway because she can easily be mistyped as an SD or something

11. Irina Shayk, Dramatic

12. Eva Herzigova, SD

13. Rania Benchegra, SD

14. Kaia Gerber, FN (i know she seems like a Dramatic but she's a Natural all thru)

15. Kate Moss, Flamboyant Gamine

16. Devon Aoki, Flamboyant Gamine

17. Chloe Sevigny, Flamboyant Gamine

18. Anok Yai, Pure Dramatic

19. Adut Akech, underweight SD

20. Emily Ratajkowski, Flamboyant Gamine

21. Chrissy Teigen, SD

22. Camille Rowe, Soft Gamine

23. Adwoa Aboah, Flamboyant Gamine

24. Agyness Deyn, Dramatic Classic

25. Joan Smalls, Dramatic

26. Milla Jovovich, DC

27. Sasha Pivovarova, Dramatic Classic

28. Amber Valletta, Dramatic Classic

29. Candice Swanepoel, underweight SD

ive reached the image limit ,, ill make a part 2 in the future<33

[oh-no-another-idea]

Siblings Questions Tag!

Thank you for the tag from 84 years ago, @mysticstarlightduck! <3 I'm going to fill this one out for Jax and Quin from Stars and Ships 🚀

1. Who looks the most like Dad?

Both boys look like their dad, but Jax wins in this department. Slender but strong and wiry, with a long nose and the same twinkling eyes. He gets his dark wavy hair and olive toned skin from his dad as well, even though all they have left of the man is a single photograph. I think Jax doesn't mind looking so much like his deceased dad, but I also think he doesn't spend much if any time thinking about it.

2. Who looks the most like mom?

Quin! Although they don't have a record of what she looked like, Quin's face is more angular, his eyes darker and moodier, his smile wider, not that he spends much time smiling.

3. Who eats the most?

Hmm, I think it's about the same -- Jax loves a good snack and is always making sure Quin gets enough. (Especially since Quin has been known to lose himself in a project and forget to eat) They're both rather adventurous eaters.

4. Who has been on the weirdest situations?

I think the cake here would have to go to Jax, who gets himself in and out of trouble like a champion. If not for his younger brother, he'd probably be dead, honestly, in that he'd get involved in some huge fight, sex scandal, or celebration, and wind up getting killed for his charm and energy...thank goodness for Quin!

5. Who sleeps the most?

Quin, since he's still growing and a teenager. He'll stay buried in his bunk forever if no one's there to flip on the lights and yell at him about laundry.

7. Most stable romantic life?

Jax! He and his girlfriend Aaliyah aren't married in any legal sense of the word, but they act like it all the time and casually plan to stick together until they're both dead, so...married as far as anyone cares. Jax is always trying to coax Quin toward romance, but he just says he's young and hasn't met the right person yet, and who can argue with that?

8. Worst habit of each one?

Jax is always looking for better opportunities and has been known to leap before he looks -- he's rash/impulsive, which can be evened out occasionally by his good instincts and sense of loyalty, but not always.

Quin tends to isolate and withdraw and protect himself by keeping other out. If he doesn't get his hopes up, there will be nothing to crush.

9. Who's the most dramatic?

Oh god, can they tie? Jax is such a drama queen, he lives for it. He loves causing a scene or lamenting fuel prices or coming up with commentary during a fight. That being said...Quin is perpetually gloomy and disdainful and sarcastic, and it shows.

10. Who had a weird phase?

I don't think either of them had a weird phase, unless you count the platform boot Quin was wearing for a time when his new prosthetic leg was a little longer than his biological one...

11. Best cook of the family?

The best cook of the family is Aaliyah, who actually knows how to cook a couple of things, but next to her, I guess it'd be Quin, who can read instructions. Jax doesn't believe in instructions.

12. Best memory together?

I'm not sure what that might be. Their earlier memories are usually tainted with sadness or accidents, but I think both of them would pick some vague mashup of more recent days -- both of them and their ship, free to fly from one corner of the galaxy to the other, narrowly making their escape in a suspenseful shootout, laughing gleefully together when they made it to safety.

13. Worst memory together?

For Jax, that would be the accident and subsequent days afterwards when Quin lost his leg. Quin, who doesn't remember that, would pick when Aaliyah was hunting Jax and the two brothers were hiding in the ship they had at the time, trying not to be found and killed.

14. Dream trip together

They're pretty worldly (galaxyly?) already, so I think the dream trip would be to a place where they could put down a couple of roots and not go anywhere for a time. Jax loves a good vacation spot, and Quin would go anywhere as long as he can fly out of there when he's ready. But preferably without sand, since it gets into his foot joint without fail.

15. Would they rather not being able to shower for a month or have the same clothes for a month?

Jax, who cares more about fashion, would pick clothes over showering. Quin, who only wears the same pair of trousers normally, would take the showers.

16. Who's the older one?

Jax is older by eight years, but even so the two of them act like equals most of the time.

17. How would they describe each other in three words

Jax would say Quin is smart, stubborn, and wonderful

Quin would say Jax is charming, loyal, and aggravating

18. Role model?

This is so 🥰🥺🤢😊🤩🥰 but they're each other's role models. Crazy but true.

19. Who usually has the worst ideas?

Oh man. They use their few braincells together and make up ideas so bad they work. They're both very calculating and clever, so they have a great understanding of how things work before they decide to throw all that out the window. I guess Quin wins this one, based on how many of his ideas involve murder.

20. A GIANT insect is on the wall, who's taking care of it?

Jax screams, Quin jumps a foot into the air and lands on his bad leg and cursing the whole time, kills the bug and disposes of it. Only once the danger is over does Jax start lamenting that they could have captured it and released it if they weren't heartless souls, and then he gets out a snack because he expended a lot of energy and promptly forgets the whole thing.

I'll tag @reneesbooks @indecentpause @talesofsorrowandofruin @magic-is-something-we-create @charlesjosephwrites @thescatteredscribbles and anyone else with a set of siblings to yak about!

[ghostoffuturespast]

Tag Game: Top 10 Albums

Tagged by @corpocyborg! Thank you! This was a fun one as I'm much more of an album listener than a playlist person but it also took me a while to get back to this because it's hard to narrow down.

Rules: List your top 10 favorite albums, and (if you want) include a brief description for why each one made it onto the list. Then, tag 10 (or however many you want, really) others to do the same.

The Top 10... (in no particular order)

#1 Under The Shade Of Green (2022) - The Happy Fits

Reasons: Only rock band I know with a lead cello that also captures that sparkle of generational ennui and hope. Long live the fruit motif.

#2 Franz Ferdinand (2004) - Franz Ferdinand

Reasons: Peak early 2000s era of angular guitars and one of the odd ducks from across the pond in the American teenage emo pop-punk sea.

#3 White Blood Cells (2001) - The White Stripes

Reasons: A friend introduced me to this band (same friend who introduced me to The Happy Fits too, she knows me well lol). She knows my love for scuzzy guitars.

#4 Treats (2010) - Sleigh Bells

Reasons: All hail guitars that shred, lyrical vocals, drum machine injections, and The Noise™. I still don't know what genre this is.

#5 Ash & Ice (2016) - The Kills

Reasons: Stripped down rock duos are a classic for a reason. Raw and unfiltered. There's a sense of ceremony and gravitas to those that still hand roll their cigarette.

#6 Social Cues (2019) - Cage The Elephant

Reasons: Been listening to these guys since their early days of crazed crowd surfing and jumping off speaker stacks. Their music has matured with them though and this is the album you listen to in the car when you're driving down the highway at midnight contemplating your life choices while it's pouring rain.

#7 <|°_°|> (2015) - Caravan Palace

Reasons: Larking back to my dancing days.

#8 Cool It Down (2022) - Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Reasons: There's been a lot of Yeah Yeah Yeahs songs that I've liked over the years. This is the first album of theirs that I've collectively loved as a whole.

#9 How Big, How Blue, How Beautiful (2015) - Florence + The Machine

Reasons: Shipwrecking myself on this album and I will drown to this siren's songs.

#10 Good News For People Who Love Bad News (2004) - Modest Mouse

Reason: First album, outside of my parents CD collection, that I was obsessed with. Still leases space in my head to this day.

Tagging with no pressure: @mynonsenseistingling @baublekute @shimmer-like-agirl @seeker-of-truth @setaflow

And if I didn't tag you but you'd like to share your favorite tunes, do it!

[vivitur-moritur]

you would be right about mindflayer if not for the fact that her head and feet are clearly blocky and robotic 😔 i feel like a few people would turn their nose up at that

MIRAGE IS ALMOST THERE. just her camera head puts her up to higher than base level robotfuckery </3

i feel like i’m biased though 💔💔💔

i think you’re right but it legitimately did not occur to me that mindflayer’s beautiful face would be a problem 😔 anyway do you want to see my ultrakill robotfuckery rating? you want to see my ultrakill robotfuckery rating.

Starting off with the ever-beautiful mindflayer, mostly because I think she’s one of the most vanilla robots to fuck.

Mindflayer is at least 2/3 beautiful human woman. Look at her abs. Look at her massive tits. Look at her smooth, non-angular skin. She's objectively sexy in a conventional way! (Wait, is that a normal thing to say?) The way the "helmet" and "pauldrons" and whatever's on her back are designed make it look reasonably plausible that she could just take that off and be even more normal human underneath! Yeah, they can't be taken off, but proportions-wise, it's sort of like fucking a paladin who really really doesn't want to take their helmet off. Also the tentacles are, frankly, a bonus. 8/10 Vanilla, 2/10 Robotfucking

Next up, because I also mentioned her: Mirage!

I chose the body pillow image mostly because it was the only pic I could find that was whole body but also because it's just really fucking funny.

So Mirage is a very human-shaped robot. Aside from her head, which is still human head sized, (mostly), she's really just a blue lady. Also, she wears clothes! It makes her seem even more normal! I don't care that she's supposedly not real because a) i don't know any ultrakill lore and b) she's real to me and also probably anyone who buys the body pillow. 9/10 Vanilla, 1/10 robotfucking

On to Swordsmachine, because I've heard a lot about it <3

Okay, again, a humanoid robot, but certainly less so! This is definitely a big departure from the normalcy of the last two. Starting off with that massive fucking head, that's jus very, very clearly inhuman. The long, blocky limbs are another cool, robot feature, as are the visible cords in some of the joints! Swordsmachine's mostly human shape, however, ultimately makes it a relatively easy robot to at least imagine fucking. 6/10 Vanilla, 4/10 robotfucking.

Next (i am really just going off the wiki's machine list at this point) Sentries!

WHY ARE SO MANY OF THE MACHINES IN THIS GAME BEAUTIFUL CURVACEOUS WOMEN. LOOK AT HER. SHE HAS HUGE THIGHS AND A TINY WAIST. Only robotic feature: the massive fucking gun that looks like it's a part of her. And also her head. Anyway, 7/10 vanilla, 3/10 robotfucking.

Onwards! Streetcleaner.

It's literally just a man with a flamethrower. I have a lot of robots to get through so that's all I'm gonna say. 7/10 Vanilla, 3/10 robotfucking.

Next: Guttermen

These guys scare me, actually. So yeah, is it vaguely human shaped? Yes... but does it fall right into the uncanny valley? ALSO yes. That head... that head. It's got a nice body, though! I'd say he's maybe at a 4/10 vanilla and 5/10 robotfucking and 10/10 i would not fuck it because it scares me

Since I mentioned guttermen, I have to now mention Guttertanks!

So these guys, while certainly more robotic, freak me out a LOT less. And therefore are significantly more fuckable! But also that is just sort of a box with limbs. No torso-head separation, and I feel like the more robots I rate the worse my perspective becomes skewed. Like, this is absolutely in robot territory, it's only sort of humanoid. And yet... I don't know... It's sort of nicely shaped... 4/10 Vanilla, 6/10 robotfucking.

And now... the robot YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR! V1!!!!

Yeah okay we're back to very human shaped robots!! This is objectively just a very sexy robot. It's shaped in a very human way and has more curves and fewer harsh angles than other robots. It's shaped like a low-poly attractive man! Look at that shiny blue plating... look at those beautiful wings... keep looking at those beautiful wings because wow... 7/10 vanilla and 3/10 robotfucking. I nearly called it a normal guy and then remembered that I am clearly not fit to judge normalcy.

Ok, now v2!

Look. It's v1 but red. And also sitting on a throne (?) in a kinda a sexy way??? I'm shocked there's no body pillow. Tragically, I just went over all the reasons v1 is very hot, and average robotfucking, but I'll also just mention again that the head is just so not a big deal when it comes to overall rating. It's just a tiny difference, really! 7/10 vanilla and 3/10 robotfucking, same as v1!

Ok. Last but not least, Earthmover.

Ok, look. I get it. Mechanical hell centaur. It is kinda sexy! BUT ALSO. What the FUCK are you gonna do with that thing? It is SO FUCKING HUGE? Anyone who wants to fuck this thing, I admire their bravery and courage! Now this is where Vanilla robotfucking stops. 0/10 vanilla. 1659056734810956897130198518967301928167953198075/10 robotfucking. Not because it's the epitome of robots but just because it seems like it'd be really difficult to do the horizontal tango* with! Also yeah it is a really cool robot so that too!

*i say this not because i'm afraid of the word sex but because i think the phrase is really fucking funny

AND THAT CONCLUDES MY RATING!!! Thank you for tolerating me! I feel like my rating may have been biased. I am realizing now that Most People would not think earthmover is even a little sexy.