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[rosewaterandivy]

The Boss sat back in his chair, resting his dusty boots on the warm cherry wood of the desk. He coolly looked over the man in front of him, young with hat in hand, well-tread boots and spurs that had seen better days.

“I wont tolerate any disrespect from you son, not here on my land— is that understood?”

“Yessir.” The young man nods, eyes not leaving The Boss.

“And I reckon you’ll steer clear of my daughter as well,” He nods to the dusty window, where a young woman can be seen laughing and riling up the dogs. They flit underneath her skirt, the hem already dusted in in the ochre hue of the dirt.

The young man swallows and nods again. “You have my word.”

The Boss kicks his feet off the desk and smiles, “Good.” His eyes follow his daughter as she disappears into the barn with a dog in tow. “I’ve got my hands full enough with the likes of her.”

He rises from the chair with his hand outstretched. The young man takes it and they shake. The Boss claps him on the shoulder and escorts him to the door, “Welcome to the Bluebonnet Ranch, Harrington.”

an ain’t no glory in the west playlist

[curlyhairedintrovertsworld]

i am not taylor swift, i am not a brunette with glasses, i am an anime cat boy meow

[aceofwhump]

Hey Ace 👋

Do you have any good Rodney whump fics or Ronan whump fics to recommend

I am only like half way through season 2 of Atlantis but I think I spoiled most of the show for myself through the whumpy gifs and videos I see everywhere lol

(P.S may we see a pic of your cat? 👉👈)

Hiya!! Ooh I love Rodney and Ronan whump. Yeah let me see what I can find for ya.

Rodney Whump:

Desperate Measures By: angw Stuck in a mine shaft Rodney has to make a choice to survive.

Four Times Rodney McKay Got Shot Saving the Day By: LinziDay Four times Rodney McKay got shot saving the day and one time he didn't .

Guppy By: GateBiscuit Rescuing McKay from the lost, leaky Puddle Jumper was the easy part. Tag to Grace Under Pressure. Team fic

Reason #1 Why Rodney Likes Food By igiveup101 “Fine,” Rodney gave in, shoulders slumped. “But you’ll be sorry when I’m dying of hypoglycemic shock.” OR Sheppard and the team agree to sit and reflect for a few hours. It goes, predictably, horribly awry.

Soldiering On By: LilRicki In which Rodney gets severely whumped but is still awesome enough to save the team from certain doom.

Candle in the Dark By: Sholio An accident leaves Sheppard and McKay a little too dependent on each other.

Hypoglycaemia By: Alipeeps Hypoglycaemia or low blood glucose is a condition in which the level of glucose sugar in the blood, drops below a certain point... Special request fic written for McKayRocks! Featuring McKay and Shep whumpage in abundance.

Ronon Whump:

Silent Sacrifice by Daring Duo - John, Rodney, and Ronon try to survive after crash landing on an unexplored planet. Their injuries and lack of supplies begin to take their toll as they wait to be rescued.

Red Sands by kirsten999 - Stranded on a harsh, desolate world, John and Ronon learn that merely surviving is only half the fight.

Finding Home by LadyShelley - Free of the Wraith, Ronon must decide if he is going to stay in Atlantis or leave to seek vengeance alone. While still trying to make up his mind, he and Rodney are trapped in one of the city’s towers, and each starts to learn more about the other as they wait for someone to find them.

A Light In Dark Places by LordVaako - Where was Ronon? Carson’s head felt like a boulder had dropped on it. The low ringing in his ears, coupled with a throbbing headache, made him touch his temple. He removed his fingers and inhaled in surprise at the crimson smears. ** Ronon is sent to bring Carson back to Atlantis, but the good doctor wants to spend more time with a village’s healer. When the village is attacked, Ronon and Carson are badly injured. They must rely on each other to get back to the Stargate.

Red Sands by kristen999 - Stranded on a harsh, desolate world, John and Ronon learn that merely surviving is only half the fight.

Febuwhump Day 1: touchstarved By Yesimevil After living for seven years as nothing more than a hunted animal, settling back into a form of society was… difficult, to say the least. Ronon suddenly became overwhelmed with people and things and safety, and no idea what the hell he was supposed to do with any of it, and from his inability to hold a conversation to the alien feeling of a toothbrush in his hand, he supposed that he had, in a way, forgotten how to be human.

Whumptober 2022 day 31: a light at the end of the tunnel By Yesimevil Takes place after Broken Ties. Ronon struggles to recover from the events of the episode, but his friends are there for him.

And yes I'd love to share a picture of my kitty! Her name is Sable and this pic is from the last time I took her outside

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✿ سعة رحمة الله تعالى ..

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[comradefeed]

The 2023 gubernatorial candidate of the New Nigerian People's Party (NNPP) in Benue State, Professor Bem Angwehas said he no longer wants to be a member of the opposition party. Angwe, former national...

[emptymanuscript]

angwe-blog replied to your post: "gun culture is destructive" Can you elaborate on...

In case you feel the need for a good vocabulary word for the bullshit they’re trying to pull on you, it’s “sealioning”. Pretending to ask a “simple question” is the generally preferred pretext to the behavior. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Se…

Thank yooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

[game-levels]

If you travel to Menethil Harbor today, you'll find the once-thriving port city half-submerged into the sea. But back in 2005, Menethil Harbor was submerged in something much more tragic: the endless tears of countless players of the Alliance as they fell victim to the Terror of Menethil, an orc rogue named Angwe (pronounced like Elmer Fudd saying "angry")

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How I impregnated twin daughter of my wife__ Man confesses

How I impregnated twin daughter of my wife__ Man confesses

Nigerians were shocked after news of a man identified as  Augustine Angwe who slept with a twin sister of his fiancee and impregnated them in Nassarawa state. Augustine, who was dating the mother of the twin girls named Philomena and Patricia and had concluded plans on marrying her, following the death of her husband. According to a report from The Nation, Augustine said that he and the mother of…

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no talk me, me angwe (x)

[artyrambles]

I aspire to be to the WoT community what Angwe was to the WoW community

[markets]

angie angri angbe angme angwe

anon anona noan anon anona anon

[hlbcv]

Y0u’ve created a Catb0y King is what y0u have!! Hehe... -Zer0

Is the widdle catboy short king angwy? Is he? Is the widdle catboy gonna scratch at someone because he’s so angw-- AH!

( Scruffy shoots a portal at Firewall, sending the program flying across the room. )

USER_GORDON: You kind of deserved that one, babe.

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[dnd5a]

Patch 2.11 - Favour of the Overbeing

This is largely one of the biggest patches thus far, featuring two class reworks and a revamp of over a hundred spells, alongside multiple other minor alterations.

CLASSES

PALADIN Oh look. My least favourite class from base 5e (ranger doesn’t count, it’s too easy a target). The alterations it received in 2018 were clunky and awkward, but they were a step in the right direction. This new version defines those changes more clearly.

Rework - Sacred Oath Sacred oaths are now gained at first level, replacing the spot taken by Divine Sense. Sacred oaths grant new features at 1st, 3rd, 7th, 11th, 15th, and 20th level.

New features at 1st and 11th level provide core mechanics for each subclass otherwise absent in base paladin. These features are unrecorded in the patch notes for the sake of time.

Rework - Lay on Hands This update is compared to base Lay on Hands from base, rather than the 2018 version

Lay on Hands is now a bonus action, with a healing cap of your paladin level + your Charisma modifier. Healing an unconscious creature is still an action. Lay on Hands can pull a prone creature to their feet.

Lay on Hands no longer cures disease or poisons.

Buff - Fighting Style Now gains access to Two-Weapon Fighting

Buff -  Channel Divinity Most channel divinities for the Sacred Oaths have been buffed in varying ways.

Removed - Divine Health It didn’t make a lot of thematic sense, so it’s gone

Rework - Divine Sense Now gained at 5th level. Can sense any extraplanar type of creature, plus undead.

New - Lay on Life Gained at 10th level. Once per day use Lay on Hands as an action like in base. You can also now cure poisons and disease.

Rework - Aura of Courage Creatures in the area can’t be frightened, whilst already-frightened creatures have the effects suppressed and can repeat their save more easily.

New - Sacred Oath: Oath of Freedom Replaces Oath of Rebellion. Turn your enemies to your side for a time and command your allies in battle with guerrilla tactics

New - Sacred Oath: Oath of Glory From Tasha’s Cauldron of Everything. Be a paragon of combat and an inspiration to allies.

New - Sacred Oath: Oath of the Reaper Replaces Oath of the Grave. Smite the unliving and other fun things like that.

New - Sacred Oath: Oath of the Scroll Replaces Oath of the Scripture. Make magical scrolls and gain k n o w l e d g e.

New - Sacred Oath: Oath of Steel Replaces Oath of Iron. Imagine dying. This post was made by the Oath of Steel gang.

New - Sacred Oath: Oath of Treachery The best one. Evil paladins with Coldsteel powers.

New - Sacred Oath: Oath of the Watchers Kill extraplanar stuff

PRISM

Fix - Everlight Now works properly with the new Photon Sense

New - Lifluence New 15th level feature that allows for periodic use of influence to heal allies

Buff - Facet: Halo 4th level facet spell replaced with death ward

WARLOCK This update seeks to tackle warlock pacts and the monstrous invocation list, as well as smoothing out some of the patrons

Buff - Pact of the Blade You can use Charisma for your attack and damage rolls, but until 5th level, your pact weapon is not magical. You also gain a pact-weapon exclusive extra attack at 5th level. 

Removed - Pact of the Brand Lack of design-space and uniqueness. Some invocations have persisted.

Buff - Pact of the Chain Your familiar can now attack normally on its turn, and the Voice of the Chain master invocation has been incorporated. At 5th level, the Investment of the Chain Master invocation becomes incorporated too.

Rework - Pact of the Cloak Your cloak grants your unarmoured defence (+Charisma), and increases you speed by 10 feet. From 5th level onwards, you can use your bonus action to gain a flying speed for a turn, as well as subtracting large distances from when you fall.

Rework - Pact of the Talisman Now uses the Tasha’s Cauldron of everything version. At 5th level, a creature can add its d4 to saves too.

Rework - Pact of the Tome You start with the Book of Ancient Secrets benefits, later gaining the bonus spells at 5th level.

Buff - Eldritch Master You get +2 Charisma alongside previous benefits

Rework - Patron: The Archfey Fey Presence is a bonus action, single target, and can be used multiple times and Misty Escape now lets you outright ignore an attack.

Buff - Patron: The Ashen Hunter Malevolent Retaliation pushes people away and makes a smokescreen

New - Patron: The Darklord A reworked form of The Raven Queen patron from Unearthed Arcana. Get a bird, turn into a bird, and do other things too.

New - Patron: The Demon Invoke the fight or flight response. Breath stuff, corrupt stuff, etc.

Rework - Patron: The Fiend Devil 1st level feature replaced with devil-summoning abilities

New - Patron: The Fathomless Summon tentacles and stuff like that. It’s a fun time.

Rework - Patron: The Great Old One Awakened Mind is now two-way. Aberrant Presence adds extra psychic damage. Entropic Mind lets you ignore an attack, forcing the target to save against frightened.

Nerf - Patron: The Hexblade Hex Warrior’s Charisma attacks have been moved to Pact of the Blade.

New - Patron: The Lorekeeper Get a little magic book with spooky lore in it. Get extra mystic arcanum and fly on written wings.

New - Patron: The Noble Genie Get a special lamp you can vibe in. It does other stuff, but ultimately who cares? You get a cool house in a bottle!

New - Patron: The Spirit of Hate Angy. Reaction stab

New - Patron: The Undead Become a dead guy. It’s more interesting than that

Rework - Eldritch Invocations Many invocations have been moved, added, removed, etc. Mainly: all spell invocations allow for one free cast per day, and certain invocations have been incorporated into their respective pacts

SPELLS

The Archive of Esoteric Secrets was updated during this patch, meaning that over 130 spells have been changed in some small way. The patch notes will attempt to cover everything relevant, but will start with spells outside of the archive for ease of reading.

New - Age A cantrip that lets you briefly age objects and creatures. Creatures get weaker, objects get more susceptible to damage

Buff - Cauterise Now grants more temporary hit points

New - Conjure Dragon Maybe a mistake.

New - Death Throe Turn corpses into your weapons

Buff - Echoed Form Your echo doesn’t disappear when it damages something, grants flanking, and provokes attacks of opportunity

New - Gamma Burst Two-directional laserbeam

Fix - Gomez’s Scattered Sand Was incorrectly listed as an action whereas it should have been a bonus action

New - Mass Revivify Pretty obvious was this one does

Buff - Merdiecurdie’s Sword'n’Board Mordenkainen’s Sword Now does a lot more damage and moves faster

New - Otiluke’s Omegapshere Big zone of illusion, protection, or obliteration. it also has a very cool name

Rework - Revitalise Now only grants healing over time, but gives more of it

Buff - True Strike Now grants advantage on all attack rolls against the target until the end of your next turn. It’s probably usable now.

ARCHIVE UPDATE Boy howdy there’s a lot here

Rework - Abyssal Punishment No longer causes madness, instead gives disadvantage on attacks and checks that use Str or Dex

Rework - Aetheral Zone Now called Magical Zone. Covers all spells cast in the area

Buff - Angwe’s Instilled Rage 4th level, instead of 6th

Buff - Animate Sword The sword uses your attack bonuses and its damage scales with level. It’s also magical

Nerf - Ashes of the Phoenix Casting time increased to 1 minute

Rework - Auminair’s Luminous Chains Now doesn’t increase its hold, instead does better damage over time and is non-concentration

Rework - Binding Burst Having been removed, it’s back and works this time

Nerf - Blast of Darkness Now a 30-foot cone. 90 feet was a bit much

Buff - Blooming Lethality Not concentration

Rework - Break Causes people to become brittle, taking extra damage from other sources

Buff - Caustic Killer The bolts now fire automatically. it’s non concentration too

Rework - Chrono Sphere Covers an area, is no longer a bonus action.

Nerf - Comet Rush You have to melee spell attack an unwilling creature

Nerf - Create Flameskull The flameskull doesn’t regenerate at all now

Rework - Dread Runes Now only frightens and does damage, no other bs

Rework - Flesh to Flesh Now grosser, and more concrete in its effects

Nerf - Galoran’s Glorious Gambit Does less damage

Buff - Gomez’s Simoom Reactivating is a bonus action

Rework - Hands of Manos No longer summons hands. Now summons tendrils in a fixed place that grapple people around them, doing a bunch of bludgeoning and psychic damage

Rework - Intimidating Aspect Now called Social Aspect. When you cast, you choose one Charisma skill for them to get better at, with a corresponding Charisma skill they get worse at.

Rework - Iron Angel Now summons a spinning orb of spinning metal

Rework - Jackdaw’s Malevolent Vision Now targets a close creature and does more significant damage

Fix - Nether Void The curse is more specific in what it does

Buff - Noir Now does damage to creatures in dim light too

Buff - Noor’s Armistice Attackers outside the area suffer disadvantage to attack within

Buff - Nox’s Inhabiting Darkness Now lasts 10 minutes. Effect is more specifically defined as “inhabiting”

Nerf - Reflexive Shot Now doesn’t give straight-up advantage

Rework - Sand Prison Now creates an area of sand that collapses in on itself and restrains everything inside

Buff - Septic Shock Now does damage on hit too

Rework - Shocking Sphere Now called Static Field

Rework - Spiritual Duality Now fire Body and Soul bolts. Body does damage, Soul heals

Rework - Stellular Strike Now does flat damage and halves speed, with damage over time.

Buff - Stone Bolt Now does a d10

Rework - Syphon Life Now grants a ward instead of healing

Buff - Thoughtseize Now does far more damage and allows you to ask three questions

Buff - Uplift/Depress Both effects are more prominent now

Nerf - Wink Is now concentration

Rework - Wrath of Bizzare Now just does regular damage in an area, instead of weird storm of vengeance stuff

RULES

Rework - Cones A cone’s diameter is its length and can be orientated how one chooses, as long as the total perimeter is the length x 4

Rework - Injuries Most effects that cause injuries must deal damage to inflict the injury

[coatntails]

Me in Book Covers - nine books that have shaped me in one way or another.

(I know LOTR is technically three on its own, but they stand together)

Thanks for tagging me @timebird84 :D

There are way, way too many books that fit this description, so I just nabbed a few of the ones that are most tattered from over-reading. The few here that look new are... because I literally read my older copies of them to death.

Tagging: @emptymanuscript @angwe-blog @wheel-of-fish @cinema-phantom @tallestsilver @mothlightfilm

[emptymanuscript]

My wife @coatntails (one month from our fifteenth wedding anniversary) expressed that it might be awkward to remain the Captain of the dread pirate ship Lesbiana under the circumstances of being married to me.

I suggested she could Captain the dreaded Queer Anne’s Revenge.

@angwe-blog could at last be let down from the Crow’s nest and allowed to be seen. 

I still demand to be the Captain’s woman though.