#anon kangaroo asks

[sebbianas]

If the marauders and co had anon tags what would they be?

-🦘

a new anon! welcome to the cult anon kangaroo!!

james - 🧹 or 🦌

sirius - 🐾 or ✨

peter - 🐀 or 🧀

remus - 🌕 or 📖

lily - 🌷 or 📚

marlene - 🤟 or 🌈

mary - 💋 or 💅

regulus - 🐈‍⬛ or 🌌

pandora - 🧚 or 🧜‍♀️

evan - 🐍 or 🥀

dorcas - 👑 or 🧠

barty - 🔪 or 😈

there! HAHAHA

[captainkirkk]

I just read you're australian... That makes so much sense

H.... How....?

[reflections-in-a-critical-eye]

do you think jimin is still able to break chopsticks with his butt cheeks

I don't know, but he can break me in half if he wants to

[the-kr8tor]

I will have a spicy noddle challenge with Hobie because let me tell you. I would win I have practiced since the ripe age of 10 until today. Eating countless spicy noodles with spicy chicken. I destroyed my neighbours every time. I will beat him.

(I also kangaroos!)

- 💗

Lmao you've been training your whole life! I hc that Hobie is decent with spicy food like he'd love it but he clearly has a threshold for it. So if you're incredibly good at handling your spice then he will lose, he'd be chugging milk with tears in his eyes 🤣 but imagine if you're not good with any super spicy food, like he finds out about it the hard way when he makes you some extra spicy noodles and you're trying your best at keeping it down and smiling through the pain bc he made it for you 🥺 he'd apologize with a pint of Ice cream just for you. After that debacle, every time he cooks something with an extra kick in it he makes a separate batch without spice just for you ❤️

[aprofessionalwithoutstandards]

That transgender tournament is horribly seated, with the esception of Walter and Jesse, and I'm saying this because who I voted is immediatly drowned out

Pauling has objective transgender swag and is getting swamped by Scout bc we're on the "tboy swag = skinny white guy" website so it's really so so so unfair to her

[darwindanger]

if you were an animal which animal wouild you be?

Bugger, this is a real toughie. I s'pose I gotta stick with the one that'd really be me, rather than just the ones I like best or think are coolest, huh?

Don't laugh... but I think I'd be a tree-kangaroo. They do best up high and like to keep to themselves for the most part. They can be aggressive little rippers, but ya do what ya gotta to keep away from snakes.

...even kinda got my sideburns.

[solidwater05]

! MA asks:

For no particular[in specific] reason, how many unarmed 5-year-old kids would it take to kill[end one's life] you?

Suspicious question but ok!

Uhhh I'm not a fighter but I'd definitely be able to push away a 5 year old. So at least like, 4 or 5? Just to always have one attacking. But 5 year olds aren't particularly strong and you need a lot of strength to kill someone just by beating them up. I'll say like 7 because I don't feel like imagining a scenario in which I die to children. I have an ego to protect

[kandidandi]

Is fanart okay? Just wondering—

Also, do you have a favorite animal? We're going to a zoo, so— pics incoming maybe, if that's fine

-just some guy

oh of course! fanart is always welcome :D!!

my favourite animals are tigers but all animals are pretty funky (YOU’RE GOING TO A ZOO?? SO JEALOUS) yes of course it’s fine :)!

[dontfeeltoohot]

I'm just gonna leave this here for your consideration (I don't care that I'm on main tbh who cares) -🦘

A slightly angrier kitten omfg.

House loves to make fun of it.

The first time Foreman hears it he literally stops talking during the ddx and is like 'what the hell was that?'

Cameron either thought it was cute or literally hated it, but I also hc her as one of us so take that as you will lmao.

Thirteen DEFINITELY makes fun of him for it, and Taub.

Adams absolutely finds it adorable.

Masters is like 'honestly it's better than holding it in and risking rupturing your eardrum'.

[monstersandmaw]

my friend who lives in australia made a joke about "kangaroo satyrs" during a fantasy rp and now the idea has been living in my head rent free 😭

Sign me up for these funky little guys (gn) (omg imagine how hench the lads might be though)

[wearetheshirttales]

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[not-poignant]

Help, I read Underline the Black in one sitting and now my head is full of plot kangaroos.

That's how they getcha.

That and their adorable little paws when they hold your hand and eat food out of your palm. They'll do that too.

[ozzgin]

The eating rocks anon ask reawakened a weird thought I had…so I must share it with you now🙃

I imagine going camping out in the icy, snowy, winter cold with my yandere monster. And instead of packing a tent and other supplies, I just live inside their mouth for the time being. It’s like a lil kangaroo pouch, all nice, safe, and warm. Except being a monster’s mouth instead 🙈

I apologize for the cursed imagery I’ve bestowed upon you 😘

P.S. I love how I’ve become your drug dealer for “decadent ideas,” instead of one of the many people in your harem. My trench coat contains the finest monster fucker crack 😂

-👘

Noooo I actually love this imagery, especially with snouts haha. You just reminded me of it.

Thank you for yet another successful business trade, anon. <3

[aayakashii]

I received a super cute ask requesting a hc of the Jabberwock boys getting a plushie from the MC, but tumblr effed up my post for some reason?? So I'm posting again!

ANON THAT WAS SUCH A CUTE REQUEST AND I LOVED WRITING IT!!! ⸜(*ˊᗜˋ*)⸝ Thank you for sending it!! I based each plushie on the animal that's been assigned to their chibis, I hope that's okay!

How Jabberwock boys react after receiving a cute little plushie from MC

Otonashi Towa – bee plushie

Towa is a little bit confused because plushies aren't a huge part of his life and he never really played much with any.

But receiving anything from you makes him very happy because you're one of his favorite people, so he loves it regardless!!

He loved getting a little chubby bee because bees like flowers and he likes flowers so!! They're basically the same!

Towa likes his new little friend so much that he keeps it on him 24/7, even when he's frolicking in the Jabberwock meadows.

Which in turn makes the plushie all damp and dirty, but please don't be upset!

He tries giving it a bath every now and then, but having fun outside is one of the things he loves the most...

So the fact that he takes your gift with him every single time just means he treasures it a lot!!

He keeps on putting dandelions on the bee though, so keeping it clean is a hard task. But it's all because it remembers him of you! He has no regrets.

Speaking of regrets, be ready to get a teary-eyed Towa handing you the plushie, asking you to sew it back together after some bad encounter with an anomaly from time to time...

He will take a lot more care next time!! He promises!

Shiranami Ren – shark plushie

At first, he's gonna look at you like you grew three heads all of a sudden.

Why would you give him a cute gift like that? Do you want something from him???? Also does he look like someone who likes plushies cmon MC-

Yes. Yes, he does love plushies. And he is absolutely in love with your gift.

Ren will mostly keep his new friend inside his room, away from prying eyes (Haru's eyes, he means).

But after a while, he might stuff it inside his backpack whenever he has an exam or something hard he gotta do, because he considers it his moral support (also it is adorable and looking at cute things is great for your health-)

Mostly, however, they'll hang out together inside his room. Ren will hug it while playing one of his mobile games, and he swears the plushie is giving him a little bit more luck when he pulls the gacha...

After a while, Ren might begrudgingly ask you if you know how to sew little clothes, because he saw online how some people buy tons of clothes for their nuis and he kinda wants to do the same...

Don't laugh though! It took him a whole lot of courage to come ask this of you! He'll kick you out of his guild if you laugh!

Please sew clothes for his shark friend. Ren wants little cosplays of his favorite games and you're the only one who gets him.

Sagara Haru – kangaroo plushie

Oh no MC. YOU ARE GIVING HIM A NEW CHILD?????

"Why didn't you tell me you were expecting our kid?! I will take full responsibility, let's get married and take care of him together and–"

"Haru. That's literally just a plushie I sewed for you."

"Haha, I know!! I'm just joking, I'm just joking!! You ARE the other parent, though."

Needless to say, Haru absolutely loves it to death, and he WILL keep making jokes like that forever, even if you two are just friends and never even smooched.

He also takes it everywhere, but mostly because Peekaboo loved the plushie just as much as him and is convinced he is a big brother.

Like father, like son...

Peekaboo insists Haru puts the little plushie right beside him on his baby wrap, just the head peeking out so it can "breathe and watch everything" properly.

With all the hard work Haru does, the plushie also gets a bit dirty, but he cleans it thoroughly almost everyday! Can't have his youngest son dirty, right?

Haru lets Peekaboo keep it during the day, but during the night, he takes it to bed with him, on the rare occasions in which he sleeps for more than 3 hours

He loves cuddling his plushie son and might ask you someday to make more friends for it!

Of course, he does that by joking about how you two are ready to expand the family, and how he would like to have more kids. He's just a silly goofy guy like that.

[tiny-mercs]

i love, love LOVE this blog!

can i ask if merces use pacifier and if yes - what kind? AND SAME QUESTION BUT WITH RATTLES

(also can i be 🪐 anon pls? this blog is really safe, it makes me stim. every time i see new post hdjenshxhdj)

Pyro has many pacifiers. Their favourite is one that’s pink and shaped like a butterfly.

Sniper also has one. It’s blue with a little plush kangaroo attached.

As for rattles, Scout has one that looks like a baseball, Pyro has a clip on unicorn toy that features a rattle, and Sniper has the plush emu with a rattle that he drags around with him everywhere.

[raspberryvv]

HI ANON FROMTHE LAST POST- IM SORRY IF IM BEING ANNOYING AND EVERYTHING FOR IMMEDIATELY SENDING YOU ANOTHER REQUEST OR RANT AND I SOUND SO WEIRD BUT BUT i think it would be sweet to see Sukuna come back from a raid or war and he see’s his wife and asks where there children are and their little child pops out it’s head like a kangaroo from her fuzzy ass clothes- I find that extremely cute considering I’ve been watching too many kangaroo videos IMAO

OMG ANONIE PLEASE YOU ARE SOOOOO SWEET U COULD NEVER ANNOY ME, I'LL LOVE TO HEAR FROM U🥺🥺🥺⁉️⁉️⁉️⁉️

Also AURGHHHHH I AM SO DRAWING THAT that is so cute I'm going to weep on my hardwood floor 😭😭🤲🤲 better yet if the wife is draped in HIS cloak bcs they literally drown in it and its akdhdkkdbifkn,,,,, and then they'd try to engulf him in the cloak too but he's too big but they still try and it's so heartwarming and I'm gonna pass out

I love this sm thank you anon 💟💕💞💗💓💖