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[squeeze] sender and receiver have to hold hands, priest.
No matter how long Damien and Max had been hanging around each other, Max's default was to be the most obnoxious, irritating, grating human being on the face of the planet--despite Damien's pleas for him to just...be quiet. Be normal, for once. Normal? What's normal? Normal seemed boring and, truthfully, Damien was everything but fucking normal.
Venturing into the restaurant, following the atypical argument in the car, Max's teeth were clenched as Damien squeezed his hand harshly before pulling the bold, loud man into his space. Max couldn't even say a word due to the fact that just as he'd parted his lips to speak, the server at the entranceway asked them how many and Max threw up two fingers. "Two."
The younger man would follow the server's lead while linked hand in hand with Damien against his will until they were led to a booth towards the back of the establishment. "You can fucking let go now. My hand is about to go numb, dick."
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"The dead one! Yeah I haven't thought about her in a long time!"
A little theory I've had about Winter King's original motives based on his heartless comment about Betty and Ice King's original motives for kidnapping princesses in the first place...... clearly she gave off Bad Ex Vibes…
#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#winter king#candy queen#princess bubblegum#ice king#betty grof#fionna and cake spoilers#adventure time spoilers#at spoilers#spoilers#fan art#digital art#sketch#2023#SORRY THIS IS SKETCHY I NEEDED TO GET IT OUT OF MY SYSTEM. I HAVE SO MANY THOUGHTS ABOUT THIS JERKWAD#SO MANY QUESTIONS SO MANY THOUGHTS AND NONE OF THEM WILL EVER BE ANSWERED LOL#I say bad-ex in quotes I feel like I hc that this Simon definitely had some ego issues to begin with...#and whether betty left him or died in the apocalypse he held that against her and became resentful instead#after he became Winter King he grew out of it and stopped caring because he's having a fantastic time now#but PB has always been a subconscious reminder of Betty. Why else would he target her specifically.
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The Ghost Prince does not, under any circumstances, answer a summoning after it was made aware he existed. None know why he doesn't, some are bitter and hateful of it while others are thankful that it's one less bloodthirsty manic to deal with.
The Ghost King meanwhile hasn't been seen in multiple eons, so the magical community who wanted to use his power just, stopped, trying to summon him for a long time.
Most magic users knew that the Ghost Prince never answered a summons, and that the Ghost King just dropped off the radar.
So could you really blame Constantine for not taking it that seriously when some wannabe hotshot cultists try to summon both of them in the middle of a city to wreak havoc?
He'll give them some credit though. Points for doing it in broad daylight and actually being somewhat of a threat with not relying on just summoning the Ghost royalty and figuring out what to do from there.
The area they were in was somewhat destroyed, then the cultists manage to complete the summoning circle to summon both of them and Constantine, well he just light up a smoke.
It isn't going to work anyways so what does it matter?
...
Is that a fucking Ice cream truck he hears? Who the fuck is driving an Ice cream truck while their city is being under attacked with cultists trying to summon eldritch ghost royalty?
He'll give them some points for dedication, though.
Then he looked at the cultists and nearly had a goddamn heart attack to see that the summoning circle is actually fucking lighting up and working.
The Bat is so gonna give him a headache over this.
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Danny Phantom, crown prince of the Infinite Realms. Does not answer summons.
For one, it is annoying as shit, whenever someone interrupts his day just to ask for infinite power (that he can't give), world domination (that he won't do) or infinite riches (which he also can't do).
It just got annoying being summoned all the time so. One day he just, well, no. And hey, it worked out well enough for him to not continue doing it.
Then he also learned that Pariah Dark is basically the same, after he got out the coffin and stopped trying to take over the world for whatever reason. He was actually a pretty swell guy!
He was just with him too, with him being not so swell at the time for making him go through lessons about Ghost etiquette, rules, stuff that's expected of him as the crown prince.
And don't even get him started on the engagement and marriage proposals.
Overall, he just wanted to find an excuse to leave. Then he felt the familiar suggestive pull of a summoning and, instead of rejection as he usually does in a second. He thought for a bit if he wanted to go with that or crown prince duties.
It was tempting, but dealing with cultists seemed worse than this so he was about to reject.
At least, before he heard an Ice cream truck playing in the background. He doesn't even know how the hell that popped up through the pull but by the gods has it been a while since he's had Ice cream.
So he answers and is gone with a pop.
Pariah Dark just stares for a good second or two, before breathing out and deciding to also answer. Fright Knight is just there, off to side, questioning what he should do now.
Danny wastes no time with the cultists on the other side and in fact, he pushes them out of the way and goes diving for that Ice cream truck he hears. Only to realize he doesn't, have any money on him.
Fuck.
Pariah Dark is less inclined to follow the rules imposed by humans like money, but he does know it can be important. Once in a while. Not that often, but it has its times.
So when he sees his adopted son being sad over being unable to pay for some kind of human delicacy, he digs around in his hair (yes, his hair.) and pulls out some money and puts it on the counter as payment.
The man inside the tiny vehicle had shrieked before getting what they wanted. Which is good. Fear is a good motivator, Pariah thinks.
Unknown to him, it wasn't out of fear (Well, mostly) but because the Ghost King placed down a coin made of pure, solid gold on his counter.
The two then go about their business in the human realm, completely forgetting about the fact that they were summoned here for something.
Constantine is both relieved and about to have an aneurysm at seeing Infinite Realm royalty only answering a summon because of Ice cream.
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dp x dc crossover#pariah dark#john constantine#The Ghost King and Prince are known to not answer summons#both for different reasons#But Danny instantly answers one because he heard an Ice cream truck in the background#Pariah followed because he at first wanted to get Danny back to Crown Prince lessons#Only to be swayed by his puppies eyes and the absolute delicacy that is Ice cream#Pariah Dark is stuck in the medieval times in terms of money#He would literally pull out gold coins and pay for shit that way#He is rich rich#Like basically a neigh infinite supply of gold coins he keeps in his hair#Don't ask him how just ghost logic#They then spent the day going around to Ice cream shops and taste testing them#Poor Fright Knight is left alone wondering what he should do#Word spreads in the magical community about this and everyone tries it out#It does work#But if there isn't actually Ice cream you'll have an angry Ghost Prince to deal with#And an angry Ghost Prince leads to a less than cordial Ghost King
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a lament for suns and wolves
#valyrianscrolls#elia martell#young griff#jon snow#lyanna stark#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#ohhhhhhhhhhh booyyyyyyy ohhhhhhh boyyyyyyyyyyy….. elia/lyanna and aegon/jon thoughts be driving me insane ngl……#aegon vi targaryen#ales.txt#asoiaf fanart#my art#my creation#UGHHHH….. spent 4 days on this im at my end😭#rhaegar targaryen….. you have to answer for ur sins.
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Maegor in a pin-up pose with his b̶i̶g̶ ̶a̶n̶d̶ ̶h̶a̶i̶r̶y̶ titties out. Asking for a friend
sometimes i look into my ask box and it really leaves me actually speechless
#something something bend the knee#art#digital art#my art#fan art#procreate#maegor targaryen#valyrianscrolls#asoiaf art#drawing#fanart#maegor the cruel#asoiaf#asoiaf fanart#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#house targaryen#ask#answered#talking bigfoot#anon
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hiii since you're taking got requests and i saw sandor is one of your faves: there's this post that's like "submissive like a guard dog is submissive" (i hope this makes sense even if you don't know what i'm talking about) and it always makes me think of him bc he's. you know. the hound. so what i'm saying is anything sandor-related with a dom reader would be very appreciated since i've never really seen anyone write him like this before :] if that's not your thing, that's totally fine though !
oh dw anon u came to the right place <3
sandor clegane x gn!reader; smut, dom/sub dynamics, dog motif, the hound is ur beaten and battered guard dog <3 mentions of violence, strong language, etc.
it doesn’t matter how you meet. maybe he serves your family. maybe he’s kidnapped you. maybe you’re just some lowborn whore whose face he pushes into the mattress to avoid looking at when he’s fucking out his anger. at some point, regardless of the roots of your relationship, the hound begins to heel. it’s not always obvious -- especially if you’re not some little lady/lord he’d be beheaded for lifting a finger to -- but it’s there. he’s already spent most of his life like this, and being with you is no different. you can’t teach an old dog new tricks.
once he (somewhat) lets you in, the dynamic shifts. you’re not just his liege, his captive, the prettiest face at littlefinger’s silk street brothel -- you’re his. and that makes him yours, he thinks. it means taking care of you, giving you as much comfort and safety that he can offer in this hellish life. it’s the least you deserve for picking him, since now he’ll never let you leave. you’ve resigned yourself to a cruel, cold, and crass beast; who cares if he has to behead a man or two to keep you fed or hold an entire inn hostage just so you can sleep on a featherbed for the night? he’ll never say please or thank you, but he’ll always stand in front of you. he’ll always lean against the door in case someone tries to break in.
he’s not gentle. he’ll growl when you tug his hair, a makeshift collar threaded between your fingers, urging him between your legs or bringing him back up to your mouth. he’ll bark about breaking you in, splitting you in half, vulgar words foaming at his mouth the longer it goes on. and when you lock eyes with him, he’ll always crumble under the weight of your gaze, lowering his head in some twisted form of obedience. he’ll eat out of your palm and you’ll know there are mutts in volantis better fed than him.
“sandor?”
you could hear the resulting sigh from a mile away, the sound of his armor clanking as he heeds your call. when your eyes lock on his figure, he rolls his shoulders back, masking the way he bows his head as if it were nothing more than loosening a crick in his neck. it’s hard to tell when he’s blushing, but you swear there’s a hint of flush blooming down his neck. you think if you asked him to kneel right now, he might even do it.
“i’m hungry,” you say instead, making your way toward him with a small, knowing smile. “let’s go eat.”
+ you’d be better off never mentioning it, but the similarities between sandor and your average dog aren’t too far off. he sleeps like one, always either curled into a ball or sprawled halfway out of bed; huffing and kicking with night terrors. he slurps out of bowls and licks his plates clean. he’s good at sniffing out enemies, even better at finding their scent on you, teeth bared as he asks where you’ve been and who with. he loves being pet and, if you catch him in a good mood, he'll sometimes nuzzle against your hand. and when he’s got you on all fours, clawing at the sheets or floor while you scream his name, it’s not hard to see he's always been more animal than man.
game of thrones weekend (reqs open!)
#sandor clegane#sandor clegane smut#sandor clegane x reader#game of thrones#the hound#the hound smut#the hound x reader#sandor clegane imagine#game of thrones smut#game of thrones imagine#asoiaf#a song of ice and fire#a weekend of preferences and drabbles#t: writing#answered#anonymous
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Oh no meowdy Saint!! ^^
Ren's character sheet has an error!! In occupation it says "your future boyfriend" but Ren is my future ✨ husband ✨
Ren help me fix the mistake and marry me!
"Do you... Did you want the ring back? I-I still have it, Angel! Here! It's yours! Take it!"
#💌 — answered.#💖 — 14 days with queue.#💖 — about ren.#why-all-good-names-are-used#💜 — blog canon.#to be tagged later#Where is my IC tag T_T
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hello
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Do you think Zane's ever glad to not be in his original body. Do you think he ever embraces the distinction between himself and the old Zane. Do you think he ever thanks the master that his bloody actions have not stained the white gi of the boy who gave his life for the world.
#originally said this in hen's dms but I'm still thinking about it#and realistically the answer is probably “no” but goddamn it's a thought#ninjago#zane#zane julien#ice emperor
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#*sips iced tea cuntily*#my fave part right here#and when steve kept getting up and walking off in the middle of marty’s answers#steve martin#martin short#omitb cast
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Lovely pretty boys who moan and whimper so so lovely and cute deserve to be tied up and fucked roughly on the ground, they need to hear the soft whisper of you're being such a good boy, my love~ before feeling the burn of a hand against their soft face
Feeling a throbbing cock stretching out their cunt as they're bitten, slapped, scratched and bruised all over, their clits and holes spanked numb and drippy, tits and ass red and burning, made so achey and marked up they can't go out in public without it being obvious they're getting loved and fucked and treated like a good boy should every single night
#xochimilli writes#🫀puppy#and then cleaned and treated and snuggled and praised and told i love you 10000 times as i hold an ice pack to his aches#bd/sm pet#ftm nsft#t4t nsft#bd/sm kink#xochimilli answers◇#ftm dom#ftm top#bd/sm master#queer nsft#nsft puppy#bd/sm puppy#puppy sub#pup nsft#impactplay#biting kink#biting#dumb puppy#puppy ns/fw#puppy nsft#subby puppy#subby boys#pet sub#t4t ns/fw#t4t puppy#petpl@y#petpl4y#trans nsft
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Raile's not salivating backstage or anything just watching Max talk shit, staring at the sweat on him and hoping he generously allows her to lick it off. No way.
Noooo way.
"....ENOUGH! Rats, be gone!"
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… would you mind drawing Warren Worthington and Emma Frost holding the trans flag?
(both of them being trans is a somewhat popular headcanon for the both of them and I think it would be cute!)
This is a very cute idea.
#ask answered#art#digital artist#my art#marvel#x men#archangel#warren worthington iii#ice queen#emma frost#transgender#trans pride#lil gooberz
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#I thought I was among the minority of people having read it as a pre-teen but that seems to be a more common experience than I thought#I predict very variable answers cause it's the weird case of a book series starting 20 years ago‚ getting a new book every now and then#and then getting a boost in popularity from the tv show so if you reblog leave in the tags why you started and if have reread it#asoiaf#got#game of thrones#a song of ice and fire#hotd
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a pair of werewolves set out to remove a manticore from their territory. the manticore represents a massive threat to them and their cubs if left to its own devices, but a direct confrontation will cause it to flee.
a bit of barking and growling is enough to frighten one away, but that's not the hard part. finding one is the major challenge. a manticore will only emerge to hunt once a month and will make an easy meal of a werewolf cub, but actually discovering the identity and location of the killer is quite difficult. the manticore is 90% arboreal, and werewolves aren't climbers. it takes a string of repeated attacks before a manticore is suspected and then, they must find it and hunt it out from the canopy overhead. because it can usually see them coming it's a simple matter to climb higher or temporarily relocate.
werewolves are very thorough with their pest control, and established territories often have no other monster inhabitants other than those which cooperate with the local pack. therefore humans often choose to settle relatively close to where a werewolf pack is known to reside, for the additional peace of mind
#ice storm over kosa#because werewolves can't answer riddles the sphinxes just murder them on sight. and for fun
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Hihihi! By any chance do you have an lore on you hotd knight oc? Love your art btw!
I DONT ACTUALLY HAVE MUCH HAHAHA SORRY basically the basic stuff is that he is a stormlander hedge knight who keeps popping up like a bad rash... he is kind of annoying but very loyal and kind (he is just looking for a place to live man help him out!!!) rhaenyra and him are the "can't stand her fake ass!!!! ten minutes later: me and the bestie!!" meme in my head, they are just shooting the shit <3 after the dance he eventually gets landed (yay :D) and then over the years goes on to become a real lord and forms a small house 'goldenheart' bc he wears golden armour....and is kind.... so funny
#lyonel goldenheart#rhaenyra targaryen#my art#hedge knight#a song of ice and fire oc#asoiaf oc#art#digital art#drawing#procreate#original character#oc#game of thrones#got#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon oc#asoiaf fanart#asoiaf art#queen rhaenyra#fan art#fanart#fire & blood#ask#answered#talking bigfoot#anon
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