#antiaverage au

[pxppet]

uh, I can;t believe that I never asked this before but your last answer finally made me think of it. What did Anti do to Chase to get him so deep under his influence? I doubt that his mind was as open as it currently is back then...

It was a brutal process. At first it was purely torture, combined with long long periods of being restrained and blindfolded on the floor of Anti's windowless dirt basement. But then... Anti started comforting him, cuddling him, feeding him tasty food, etc immediately after the sessions of torture. He'd apologize for it too, and say he just can't help the way Jack made him, angry and with no one to love. "I know it hurts, but I can make it stop hurting too. I can take the pain away just as much as I cause it."

Chase felt like his brain was melting. Anti was cutting into him, waterboarding, sleep depriving, starving, sensory depriving, anything that struck his fancy. And yet, every time the blindfold came off afterwards, Chase was met with the swirling black pits of Anti with food and comfort and soft words. Chase lasted so much longer than others would, that tiny bull, and yet...

It only took one and a half months of this constant torture/lovebomb cycle for Chase to be susceptible enough to steal memories from and implant emotions into. And what did Anti do first? He lied. He told Chase, looking deep into his eyes: "You've been here two years. And none of your friends came for you. None of them even tried to find us here. I'm so sorry, my Chase. I can take it away, too, if it would make it better. I can take that hurt out of your brain, that family that never loved you and those friends who never came to save you."

And Chase, mind like melted putty, could only agree exhaustedly, and fall asleep in his master's arms.

Anti destroyed or repressed every single memory of Chase's old life. He woke up a Chase-tinted ghost of a man with no conscious thoughts of anything but Anti. He awoke, curled up in bed next to Anti, and this was his life, it always had been. Right? Isn't Anti all there's ever been, all that ever will be?

At least until Anti decides to bring home a new pet. ;-{)

[sugarrspice]

When he opens the door, Livewire is sprawled out across his couch, playing with a knife.

Chase closes the door again, and just. He just stands out in the hallway for a minute, staring at the wood without really seeing it. So that's not an auspicious start to the evening, honestly, Halewood's most notorious supervillain lounging in his living room. That is actually what Jackie would call an emergency and a reason to call- one of them, any of them for back-up, really.

Instead, he opens the door again, a thrill running down his spine as he sees Livewire's sat up, pinning him underneath that bright green gaze.

That's something they warn every newbie against; don't flare your capes too auspiciously, don't make too big a name for yourself too fast, or Livewire will come knocking, scythe in hand with that brittle, brilliant grin of his.

Chase lets out a slow breath, and shuts the door behind him, dropping his bag on the floor. He keeps his hands out of his pockets-- for now.

"You make it hard to find you," Livewire informs him, and even through the crackle of static, he sounds gleeful. Livewire likes to cut his teeth on the newbies, but he loves a challenge more. Chase arches an eyebrow, leaning against the door, and wills his heart to slow its pace.

"You ever thought that was intentional? Journalism isn't exactly one of the safest careers in the world."

Livewire's grin splits into something outright vicious, and for the first time, his features sharpen into something recognizable. Teeth as sharp as his eyes, as his smile. There's only one reason he'd be showing him his face, and it's--

"Neither's heroism, last I checked."

...Maybe he does need to call Jackie. Marvin, too, while he's at it. Oh, they're going to have his ass.

His hands don't shake. He's too used to the adrenaline at this point, learnt that the tremors threw his shots too wide, too fast. He stays against the door, keeps his arms loose, relaxed.

"You're telling me."

"I'm telling you," Livewire agrees, and levers himself to his feet. "And I told you, several times, Tricks. Heroism doesn't earn you shit, besides an early retirement if you're lucky. A funeral that doesn't even get covered by the city, if you're not."

Chase groans, and scrubs a hand over his face; bad move, because when he opens his eyes again, Livewire is close enough for him to count each nick on his face. He's pretty sure he forgets to breathe for a moment.

"Did you uncover my fucking civilian identity just so you could come harass me about the same argument we have every Friday?"

Livewire shrugs. "I haven't seen you on the street in weeks. Maybe I just wanted to make sure you didn't kick the bucket."

"Or maybe I have better things to do with my time?"

Livewire only looks at him. He's taken a step forward, and they're chest to chest, now; the back of Chase's neck is buzzing very, very faintly.

"Better than me? C'mon, Tricks. Or- Chase, I guess to say. You know you have the most fun with me on patrol."

"The last time you said that," Chase informs him tiredly, "I landed in the hospital with a busted knee. It's Tricks, to you- I don't even know your name."

"Anti," Livewire says, easily, and Chase blinks. Pauses. Squints at him.

"Sorry?"

"It's Anti," he says again, and Livewire- Anti- cocks his head. This close, Chase can see the faint pull at his lips, just cocky enough to be a smirk. Oh, that's bad, that's bad if he's just being given Anti's name for free.

"Great. Point stands, I'm never trusting your idea of fun, nor am I trusting that you're finding my name and giving me yours for a check in."

Anti laughs. It's a little distracting, really, how cheerful he is even in his supposed nemesis' apartment. Cocky, relaxed. He hasn't stopped sizing Chase up once.

"Time off didn't leave you stupid. Good. Truth of the matter is, I needed your help, yeah?"

"My help," Chase says, dubiously, and narrows his eyes. "My day- well, night- job is literally to hunt you down."

Anti snorts. "Piss poor job you're doing of it, Chase, if I'm doing it for you. And I know you're better at your job. I think you just like listening to me, or that you think I have a point-- and either way, it bodes well for me. Am I wrong?"

The problem here. The problem here is that he's not, and Chase kind of hates that cocky smirk on his face about it. He firmly stomps on any and all urge to do something about it, because his apartment will not survive the fight.

The safest thing is to ignore all of that, and stare, channeling every ounce of Henrik's exhausted Saturday-evening energy. "What do you want?"

Anti grins, and leans against the door next to Chase.

"I'm not hearing a no."

"You're hearing a "you have five seconds to start explaining before I boot you out," L- Anti."

"First name basis and he won't even be honest with me."

Anti's eyes search his, and the fucker leans in closer. Chase is going to have a heart attack in this proximity.

"How good are you at heists?"

Chase sputters, and leans back, grappling for any semblance of a foothold in the insanity his evening has rapidly dissolved into. "I'm better at stopping them than plotting them, that much I can tell you!"

"Perfect." Anti's smile is nearly manic, eyes sparking. "An inside man, then."

"I didn't even say yes!"

Anti stares at him, and Chase can feel the expectancy in his gaze. He grimaces. "...Who's the heist for?"

"IRIS," Anti says easily, and he's watching too closely to miss the way Chase starts at the name. Gods all damn it. "Every cape this side of Halewood has history with them, and then a little more."

Chase knows that. Chase knows that intimately. He forces a steady breath, and stares at Anti; maybe if he glares hard enough, he can crack Anti open like a- fucking clam, or a walnut, and pry out whatever sheer insanity he seems to tick on. "IRIS employs half the capes this side of the coast. What do you want from them?"

"Same thing you do, crawling around all of those archives." Anti's smile is markedly more grim, now, a red slash mirroring the scythe that's-- actually conspiciously not present. "Something's not right with it. We're going to find out what."

"You're going to get yourself killed, is what you're going to do," he says a little faintly, and scrubs a hand down his face. "I need you to tell me more before I agree to anything."

"I bartend on weekends, for the nightlife in Sam's cafe. " Anti seems completely unbothered by the way he cracks open an eye to stare in disbelief. "Come find me afterhours, and I can get you a drink and tell you more."

"Are you asking me on a heist as a date?"

It's completely- Chase doesn't mean to blurt it out like that. But Anti only snickers, again, and pushes himself off of the door, heading for the window that Chase has just now realized is open. Chase watches him go, still a little stunned, still a little off-balance.

"Careful, Tricks, or I'll think you're interested in that kind of thing. Then again-- you wouldn't have kept me around if you weren't, eh?"

Anti winks at him, and Chase realizes, with something like dawning horror, that he's actually going to follow through. He's going to follow this damn maniac to the bar on Saturday, and take up his offer on a drink, and maybe plan a heist. As a fucking date.

"See you then, Tricks. Or don't- just don't keep me waiting!"

Chase watches him salute, and vault out the window, and tips his head back to hit the cool wood of the door. Oh, they're fucked.

[pencilpat]

"At least you're gone and you can't hurt me anymore,"

Thinking about Trick & Anti again :'( (MBC by @beerecordings)

[florenceisfalling]

"religion, mermaids or antiaverage."? hun i can do even better. come, take my hand. we're putting it all in one.

mermaid au of antiaverage, but with a priest! twist on anti. it's a cult, obviously, and he's using it to manipulate chase. anti is the sole voice of this god (god up to your discretion bc i don't know enough about ocean gods) and will pass on "gods will" to chase, often orders that chip away at his moral integrity slowly and subtly until he's - you guessed it! - a mindless puppet to anti. it starts small, but eventually chase is being commanded to drag poor sailors down as sacrifices to anti's "god". i now release this au idea into your hands i know you'll take good care of it <3

anon this is so sweet i love that u combined them. u love me. i love u. what a wonderful world

i really like to think abt mermaid religions/cultures so this is v interesting to meeee! also murder through coercion/manipulation/force is a fave trope of mine, so chase being a little hunter for anti is a wonderfully twisted image <3

id quite like the idea of anti as an anglerfish mermaid here, not only because of the parallel of luring chase in with a false idea, but also because of the imagery of the glowing fin ray looking a lot like a fake halo over anti's head.... oh honestly i might incorporate a religious anglerfish concept into an oc. thats cool. thank u for sparking my brain there

bonus points if chase actually has siren capabilities, so anti has a tactical reason for picking him alongside the gay gay homosexual gay. chase being part siren and not wanting to hurt anyone but being easily pushed by anti into using his untapped powers for unspeakable violence really is 1.) a good image and 2.) reminds me of canon and chase's interesting supernatural sensitivity or whatever tf hes got goin on lol

especially if that part-siren-ness means he doesnt Need to consume human flesh but can still go a little feral once anti gets him to try it. like a dog getting a taste for blood and never being able to go back, not out of necessity but rather an old instinct surfacing <3 its got my vibe (cannibalism) combined with the chase vibe (addiction) so its fun :3

also bonus points if chase was more wary of hurting anyone at first until anti put him in an intentionally dangerous situation encountering humans. no iris foundation this time, just some careless fishermen who got him trapped and afraid and hurt by mistake. so anti gets to nurse chase back to health after helping him escape and saying, oh, see? aren't those wretched sailors awful? aren't you glad i was there to save you? aren't you happy to return the favor and deal with them for me, too?

thanks for sharing, anon. i like your mind a lot :)

[docheros]

guys help i could swear i have written a dochero fic that they are teenagers and in a drama club and are playing romeo and juliet

[leobashi]

what do you think about "sympathetic" Anti?? Just curious, are u against? Support? Meh (neutral)? xD Hope this ask doesnt bother u, if so, ignore it and dont answer, i also love your art (but dont have the courage to show my profile yet 😭) and your art helped me improve my own, so... thank u!

If you’re referring to canon Anti expressing sympathy, ehhhhh. I kinda want canon Anti to be a creature who doesn’t experience sympathy. Maybe happiness from hurting people or anger when his plans don’t go through, but not sympathy.

Soft Anti on the other hand I do support, but only in AUs. I love me some AntiAverage, soft and sometimes toxic. I love the idea of making him a biological brother of another ego. I love it when he’s just a normal dude with some anger issues

[damnthelust]

The List of Kinktober 2023!!!

A big thank you to those who participated! Here is the list!!

1.) Size difference - Dapperstache

2.) Double penetration- Darkmadmare

3.) Wall sex  - Madmare

4.) Body worship- Doctor Lovin

5.) Overstimulation- Trickshot

6.) Voyeurism- Trickshot

7.) Foursome- Dantimadmare

8.) Choking- Phantomhero

9.) Exhibitionism- Dapperstache

10.) Aftercare- Dapperstache

11.) Deepthroat/face fuck- Darkmare

12.) Face riding- Danti

13.) Morning sex- danti

14.) Breeding- GooglexBingSeptic

15.) Sex tape- Darkmare

16.) Belly bulge- Bingaverage (Werewolf!AU)

17.) Threesome- BingleAverage

18.) Monster (Choice of monster can vary)- Noist (Vampire! Night)

19.) Aphrodisiac/sex potion- Trickshot

20.) Mirror- Yanois

21.) Workplace sex- Doctor Lovin

22.) Sexting/phone sex- Phantomhero 

23.) Mask- Phantomhero

24.) Biting- Antiaverage

25.) Seduction - Danti

26.) Power bottom- madmare

27.) Honeymoon- Trickshot

28.) Vocal sex- Yanois

29.) Costume- Trickshot

30.) Knotting- Doctor Lovin

31.) Devil’s choice 😈 (Soft Sex Dapperstache!)

[sinful-sketches]

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Hello! I'm Samael. I go by she/he/it pronouns. I am very deep within the Markiplier and Jacksepticeye fandoms. Alongside others. I sometimes talk about important world issues but this is mostly a blog for my art and aus. I will also write on here.

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@dabis-loverboy - MHA writing blog, contains nsfw.

@nixie-writes-aot - Attack on Titan writing blog. Contains nsfw.

@nixies-op-imagines - One Piece writing blog. Contains nsfw.

@fivenightsatsins - Fnaf writing blog. Will contain nsfw (god dont look at me jdmdkdk).

@sinful-decaf - Smaller fandoms/generalized writing blog. Contains nsfw.

@ask-ego-manor - Ask blog for Markiplier egos, mostly Dark and Actor.

@ask-the-septics - Ask blog for Jacksepticeye egos, mostly Anti.

@ask-caretaker-mael - Ask blog for my irissona, Caretaker Mael.

@ask-hurricane-twist - MLP next gen AU blog following the story of Hurricane Twist.

@ask-the-warriors - Attack on Titan Warriors ask blog, including an oc.

@wc-endless-dreams - Warrior cats original comic blog.

@the-sinful-collective - System and vent blog. TWs will be both tagged and under general read mores (I sometimes forget tho).

All the AUs

Ego AUs

Megamind - Antihero au, Anti is Megamind and Jackie is Roxanne.

Werewolf - Antiaverage au, Chase is a human and Anti is the alpha of his pack. Anti protects Chase and his kids from dying after targeted by an enemy pack. Stacy died to a wolf from that pack when Anti first discovered Chase and his kids. Mostly Anti's perspective.

Mer - Schneeplebro and danti au. Dark is trying to wake up a god and Henrik is trying to stop him, Chase gets caught in the middle when Stacy makes and breaks a deal with Dark. Several perspectives.

Skyrim - Dark x Anti x Henrik x Chase au. Chase runs an inn, dealing with the hijinx of what eventually is his three boyfriends (mostly Dark and Anti). Chase's perspective.

Dragon - Marvin x Anti. Dragons have been hunted by humans for decades since the accidental murder of most of the royal family. Now it follows Anti, looking for his dad Chase who had been dragges off by humans. Too trusting, humans target him and almost hurt him until Marvin saves him. Marvin agrees to help. Anti's perspective.

Avian - Several ships. Several avians deal with the world they live with and the evil humans are capable of. Several perspectives.

Crossover - Still in concept. The mers and avians having a crossover where they could meet and what not. Probably won't have a real story or plot. Sub au of the mer and avian aus.

Bird Boys - Chase x Marvin x Henrik. Follows the story of the avian au except Chase doesn't end up dating Anti and Jackie. Chase's perspective.

Gods - The Iplier and Septic egos as gods. So far, no real story except gods go brr.

Undead - Anti x Henrik and Jackie x Chase. Set in the universe of the walking dead, main four boys handle a zombie apocalypse. Starts as Chase's perspective but follows Jackie, Henrik, and Anti.

Sparklecats - I have no explanations. Just the egos as sparklecats. There are two clans even. Septicclan and Iplierclan.

Five Nights at Sam's(FNaS) - Very early conception. Basically fnaf and ego crossover with Anti as William Afton.

IRIS Pokemon - Early concept. The JSE egos(+ Caretaker Nix) in the Pokemon universe.

Attack on Titan AUs

Bertholdt Survives - OC x canon au. Inspired by the song "I Know Those Eyes/This Man Is Dead" from The Count of Monte Cristo. Bertholdt survives the Battle of Shiganshina, switching sides. Chaos ensues when he sees the Warriors again in season 4.

Band - OC x canon. Inspired by the song "Guys Don't Like Me" by It Boys. The Warriors, minus Annie, make up a band. Eren, Mikasa, Armin, and Zakai make up another band. Zakai is dating Armin but meets Bertholdt in a club. She ends up cheating on Armin with Bertholdt's help.

Traitor - OC x canon. Zakai makes a different choice, siding with Paradis instead of Marley when she is reunited with Reiner, Bertholdt, and Annie. Her loyalty is grey until its revealed that Reiner and Bertholdt are the Armored and Colossal titans. She ends up running into Armin's arms specifically. Angst heavy.

Warring Pokemon - Early concept. AoT characters(+ ocs) in the Pokemon universe. I just want more pokemon brainrot to be shared.

My Hero Academia AUs

Hero - Where the LoV + ocs have different upbringings, resulting in many to be heroes instead. A "fix it" au of a sort. LoV and the Big Three aged down to fit into UA (with the Big Three being in 2A instead of 3A).

One Piece AUs

If You Died - An au where Lenna dies instead of Lila. Early concept.

19 Total AUs

[planetpossum]

Super!AU idea. Jack and Anti were kidnapped by IRIS and experimented on. Idk when exactly this happened but probably when they were teens on their own. At some point both escaped, but Jack thinks Anti died since he’s never come back to find him. On the contrary, Anti is alive and actively trying to make sure IRIS doesn’t track either of them. He erases any files or data on the experiments they suffered through and kills anyone who was actively involved in the project. This is how they got their powers. I could see IRIS ending up as the main threat if we want the villains and the heroes to team up. Jack hasn’t revealed this part of his past to Nate for obvious reasons. Also, as a side note, I think it would be very funny if Anti knew both Jack and Nate’s identities and just watched them constantly fumble around with each other in both Super and civilian form.

GOD OKAY

LOVE LOVE LOVE ALL OF THIS

Also crying over the idea of Anti just knowing that Nate and Jack are constantly stepping around each other, like, fucking idiots lmao

I really like the introduction of IRIS, that would be an interesting asset to this story, I think. But now I got my boy Chase in the lineup and I'm getting some antiaverage cravings.

[iamvegorott]

Ink Month 2022 List!

Here are the words and ships for this year's Ink Month! As always anyone is welcome to use the prompts and can use any person/ship they please. ----------------------

Day 1: Boo! -- Yanois

Day 2: Nocturnal -- Danti (Vampire!AU)

Day 3: Comfort -- Madmare

Day 4: Rose -- Phantomhero (HighSchoolTeacher!AU)

Day 5: Bewitch -- Trickshot

Day 6: Haunted -- Phantomhero (HighSchoolTeacher!AU)

Day 7: Fangs -- Antiaverage

Day 8: Candy -- Dapperstache (Siren!AU)

Day 9: Moon -- Danti (Werewolf!AU)

Day 10: Dancing -- Danti&Dapperstache 

Day 11: Frost -- Noist (DemonHunter!AU)

Day 12: Summoning -- Danti

Day 13: Woods -- Danti (Don’tStarve!AU)

Day 14: Leaves -- Schneeplier

Day 15: Apothecary -- Trickshot

Day 16: Jumpscare -- Anti/Googlex4

Day 17: Tears -- Phantohero

Day 18: Melody -- Madmare

Day 19: Fire -- Madmare

Day 20: Honeybun -- Dapperstache (Anthro!AU)

Day 21: Soft -- Schneeplier

Day 22: Family -- Darkstache

Day 23: Skate -- Bingle

Day 24: Swim -- Actor/Mike (Siren!AU)

Day 25: Feral -- Noist (DemonHunter!AU)

Day 26: Phantasm -- Ego Family

Day 27: Sulfur -- Anti/Actor

Day 28: Bite -- Noist (Vampire!AU)

Day 29: Sunrise -- Madmare

Day 30: Stars -- Engineer/Murdock

Day 31: Stealing -- Ballu&Yanois

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Also, feel free to tag me in any drawings/writings if you do participate in this or even any other version of 'inktober', I'd love to see them! <3

[pxppetafterhours]

This is totally unprompted but do you have an opinion on Anti/Puppet ego stuff?

I'm assuming you mean shipping Anti with people he considers puppets? Well, I'm not against it fully, I think it can be done well. I saw someone with an antiaverage AU with a willing puppet Chase who wasn't being mind controlled that I thought was interesting. I think allowing the other boys to be a bit fucked up too is good; healthy even. I've always liked the idea of Marvin & Anti both being antagonists and being together!

But there's also the issue of the difference between a pairing being a ship or a story tool. My JJ and Anti were husbands for a long time yet I don't consider it a typical 'ship', it's a plot device and a description of the type of manipulation Jameson was under. Anti treated him like a husband, but Anti was a shit, abusive and cruel husband. They were in a relationship, but I don't ship them.

[pxppet]

Thinking about Chase with extreme accurate aim powers who Anti - rather than the strain of possession constantly - bribes and manipulates until he agrees to use his ability to kill. After the first it's too late to go back. Anti convinces Chase he'll always protect him, if he uses his powers to become a mercenary on Anti's behalf. "Living weapon" trope ensues as Anti is completely uninterested in between jobs, which leaves Chase homeless, on the run, and alone. Anti wires him stolen cash, but usually just throws out what he buys next time they need to run. Eventually he's just always desperate for Anti, scared and bored and empty without an order to follow. Did he have a family once? He's well into his 40s and has killed so many people - innocent or not, if that even matters now. Chase sometimes has dreams of soft baby's tummies and a woman calling his name lovingly, but he figures they're dead anyway, so doesn't dwell on it. Just waits in his hotel rooms or tents Anti sets him up with and taps his feet in boredom. Sometimes buys cheap food, but at this point he's hardly ever hungry. Hell, sometimes it's like he's craving a new task, a new kill, just to have something to do. Anti doesn't even give him a ball to bounce around. His once fun trickshot powers only know guns and darts now. Chase feels more gun than skin, more weapon than man. But he always listens. It's the only option any more. Just the emptiness and then the adrenaline and over again, endless cycle. Fucking circles, or something like that. Chase doesn't find himself caring much anymore. Anti's praise and Anti's orders are all he lives for; all he was ever meant to be.

Edit: sketched him!

[sugarrspice]

For a request: possessive Antiaverage. Sorry for the format, anon; I tried to work on this while our power was out and wound up losing both the first draft and the ask. Your format was fine, there's no real official rules here!

warning: off-screen brutality, minor hypnotization at the start.

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He's drifting. That much, he knows. Someone's speaking, distantly, their words a gentle lilt.

Come closer.

Through the comfortable haze, he hums, and takes another step further. He doesn't know them- doesn't think he does, at least, but it doesn't matter, not now. All that matters is this- this peace. Even their words taste sweet, and he wants more.

He steps forward, again. There's a faint impression of teeth, in front of him, rows upon rows, arranged in neat, concentric circles; a gentle coo--

A shrill screech rips through the comfortable silence, and Chase reels back, clapping a hand over his ringing ears, the trance shattered. A shadow hurls itself over his shoulder, and Chase determinedly turns away from the wet sound of something tearing. He doesn't need to lose his dinner, tonight- not that he thinks he had any. Or maybe he did. He kind of- it's a blur, after he'd stepped over the threshold of that restaurant, his date waving him over to their table. They had very, very blue eyes, that much he remembers. A lovely voice- a singer, they'd said, on their profile.

And now he's in a back alley, sans his wallet and fucking keys.

The growling cuts off right as there's one last wet squelch, and Chase stares at his hands. In, and out. Deep breaths, Chase, in for four.

Claws scrape across the concrete; his ears pop, briefly, at the sudden displacement of air. Deep breaths. Out for six. He's not panicking, he's great at just- shoving all of those feelings down for when he's out of the very dark, very sketchy alley.

"I'm beginning to see why you need company," Anti says dryly. Something about the way he's popping his t's; Chase frowns as he darts a sideways look at Anti, abruptly torn out of his spiral. He's not expecting for the fae to be as close as he is, eyes bright and silvered under the waxing moon. His heart, hammering as it is, skips a beat. "Go out for a date, trust the fae-marked to stumble across the first starving siren."

Right. One thing at a time. "A siren," he says, because he's got great priorities, and because if he focuses on starving, then he has to think about the fact that he was probably the dinner and he'd just stopped that thread of panic. And then: "Does that mean you just murdered someone?"

He's not as upset about this as he thought he would be, honestly. It's not- it's not a situation he's thought about often, or- no, actually, that's the shock talking, he thinks. Anti cocks his head- like a bird, Chase thinks, and that's probably the hysteria, talking- and smirks.

"Should check to make sure your meal's not got something bigger swimming around it."

Which. Isn't a no. Nor is it a I won't do it again.

The normal reaction to that is probably something like oh my god, or you can't just kill people.

Chase just stands there, hands jammed into his pockets, turning over the promise burned into those words, and says, apropos of nothing, "you're a little edgy for a knight in shining armor."

Anti, with apparently infinite patience, stares at him, considering this. "Usually," he says, finally, "the knights come to slay the fey folk."

Chase snorts, and starts making his way out of the alley, because it is genuinely making the back of his neck crawl. That, and the proximity of knowing that if he looks behind him, there's going to be a cooling corpse, and- as good as Chase is at compartmentalization, he's not that good. Anti falls into step beside him, and Chase glances sideways; he starts at the sight, the weak yellow fluroescence of the streetlamp above them illuminating the fact that Anti's arms are black with iridescent blood from the elbows down.

"Anti, Jesus fuck," he hisses, and shucks off his jacket, throwing it at the fae. "Put that on before someone arrests you."

"I'll be impressed if they have a precinct competent enough to arrest me," Anti murmurs, looking amused, but he does tug the jacket on. And. Okay.

Chase knows he's got a few screws loose, if the night hadn't already proven that. But- there's a dark sense of pleasure, coiling in his gut. Anti, in his jacket, somehow making the thick fleece seem sharp. Anti, in his jacket, covered in blood, for him.

Quite suddenly, he realizes that Anti's staring back at him, almost expectantly. His eyes don't look so silvered in the night, now. They're pitch-dark, thin rings of pale green around slitted pupils blown wide.

Chase's breath catches in the moment suspended between them; Anti blinks, then, and it shatters. Chase looks away, abruptly, and sucks in a shaky breath.

That's something for the priest, he thinks.

"Wouldn't be too hard," he says instead, "if you're gonna walk around looking like a murder victim."

"Murderer," Anti corrects, and Chase squawks, flapping his hands in his direction.

"Shut up!"

Anti only laughs at him, the bastard. It ratchets the purring thing in his chest tighter, and- not thinking about it. Not thinking about it. Not talking about it. Anti's not asking about why he's not freaking out, he's not thinking about why he's not freaking about, they're fine, this is fine-

He darts one more look at Anti, who's got his arms hidden in the fleece of the jacket, popped the collar to hide the blood streaking across his face as best as he can. He's still walking like he's- like he's hunting something, and Chase has to look away very quickly, at that, before he can start thinking stupid things like I want him to look at me like that or oh, maybe I do have a type.

He knows better than to say thank you.

He also knows that Anti has a weakness for spiced tea, and that there will be fresh cups waiting when Anti looks away. Little things.

[stevecock]

Move To The Rhythm 1

[florenceisfalling]

I love stories where Anti is the normal(ish) one and everyone else is batshit off the walls. So basically Antiaverage AU where Anti's plotting out a murder (and doing general nefarious activities) and Chase is his neighbor. Chase becomes infatuated with him and gets possessive towards him to the point that he'll drive around town if Anti doesn't come home at his usual time. When Anti is about to enact his plan Chase pretty much kidnaps him to keep him safe from everything going on around town (unaware that Anti is the cause of it all) and Anti is so frustrated and tired.

LOVE this. deranged chase my belovedddd <3 i dont have as much to add to this one bc im feelin drained 👍 but it brings me joy!! especially if anti keeps trying to reveal his nefarious nature and chase is like I Do Not See It bc hes so blinded by his affection

[docheros]

this is for you @uhhbeans my most beloved

ok so like. originally seán made a game about the egos that was so successfull that a company that makes movies approached him with an offer to make a movie based on his game

BUT

we all know what seán is doing to these characters now, the anomaly found video and the comics are just the tip of the iceberg. so, let's revamp the actor au!!

(backstory, info about the actors and some headcanons under the cut)

before we properly start: seán is friends with a guy named antony; they started to talk when "jacksepticeye" was created, antony used to help him with some of the editing. so, in this universe, antony was one of the editors along with alice

seán always discussed this story with his editors, and antony was the one that really motivated, gave new stories, reasons, showed how he could make it better, and act better as well!! he's an actor too :]

so, when seán (i'm repeating his name too much sorry) started to change the route of the story and said he wanted something more serious, antony (and a team, ofc) helped him develop Anomaly Found. and for all his help and ideas, seán asked his friend to portray anti from now on. and antony couldn't be more honoured

so, anomaly found happens! seán's chase here like irl. and the comics come out, and much more stuff, etc etc. to give the egos an ending, he decides to make it a movie, but since he couldn't like. act as 5 dudes and at the same time help with production, he decided to hire actors!

WITH YOU, THE SEPTIC CREW!!

Elias Schmidt, German, 32, as Henrik Von Schneeplestein!

Ryan White, American, 35, as Chase Brody!

Oliver Williams, British, 39, as Marvin the Magnificent!

Patrick O'Brien, Irish, 35, as JackieBoyMan!

George Cole, British, 43, as Jameson Jackson!

and finally, Antony Moore, British, 40, as AntiSepticEye!

and now, some headcanons of this AU for the soul :]

Seán and Antony were the ones to make the auditions, and they both wanted actors that could bring their experiences and thoughts into the characters

bc of that, Elias' german (but not a doctor, that'd be asking too much), George's mute and Patrick's autistic

Elias is very good at acting as Henrik, but he's not like him in the slightest. he's the youngest of the crew and a big jokester

despite that, he loves Henrik to bits! he's always doing lives and videos like "henrik answers your questions" while they're filming

this is Ryan's first big budget movie, and he's kinda nervous about it

different from Chase, he isn't married and honestly hates alcohool. when asked, he usually says "so is anyone interested in being my stacy? aside from the divorce and well. the horrors"

Elias jokes he's much more like initial Chase (he watched all the videos about the egos, even if Seán said it's not necessary bc a lot changed) and Ryan's much more like fanon Henrik

Patrick and Ryan are the most serious of the crew, it's hard to get a smile out of them. that doesn't mean they don't enjoy the movie or their company, ofc!

Antony's a dad! his son plays as Chase's kid bc it was the only kid that wasn't scared of Anti's makeup (and the antiaverage shippers of this universe enjoy this fact a lot)

Oliver and George are the ones who unintentionally spoil the most

Oliver looovees to talk and read about Marvin shipps. he's feeding the marvelsepticeye shippers very well!

Patrick on the other side isn't very happy in joining his shenanigans lol

George is a modern man, he loves his cellphone and his bluetooth earphones, so acting as Jameson (a man from 1920s) was a bit of a challenge to him, but he loves challenges!

he's very vocal about ableism towards mute people. and also very vocal about jj's sexual life

if they ever went to buzzfeed to promote the movie, Patrick would loooove the puppy interviews and George and Elias would loooove the "[x] reads thirst tweets"

when asked if they knew jacksepticeye,

Elias: ofc, who doesn't? i used to watch his videos all the time! what do you mean he's the one behind this

Ryan: i used to watch a bit when i was younger, we're the same age so it was like hanging out with a friend. what do you mean he's the one behind this

Oliver: ooh, i guess so? my siblings used to watch this dude like, all day. he's the one doing this? neat, i guess

Patrick: of course, everytime i mentioned i'm from Ireland people used to be like "omg jacksepticeye's from there!!!", it kinda annoyed me. he's the director????... he didn't hear me, right?

George, signing: who?

Antony: i heard he's a pain in the ass to work with (cut to Seán telling him to shut the fuck up)