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[antisocialsocialite]

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[meangirlcoded]

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[theblackfalcon]

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hi bestfriend i missed you

[failbaby]

wait do you watch the witcher?!?

No thats @antisocialsocialite !!!

[plasticsavage]

#antisocialsocialite

[jesuisgoofy]

Fck the hype....

[antisocialsocialite]

death note would've been 10000000 times better if Misa found a stray cat and kept it on her floor in the task force during the yotsuba arc. bonus points if L says no but Matsuda fights for Misa's right to have a cat and L relents but only after subjecting the cat to an extensive search for bugging.

brb adding this into my fic with haste

[antisocialsocialite]

DEATH NOTE HEADCANONS

bc i need to get this shit outta my brain

if/when these conflict with canon i simply do not care

L is Asian, Mexican, and English, to varying percentages (see above sentiment)

Light is half siblings with Sayu- Soichiro is his biodad and Sachiko is his stepmom. Soichiro and his first wife (Light's mom) separated very early in Light's life and she didn't keep in touch, so he regards his stepmom as his real/only mom

Rem uses they/them pronouns. Ryuk uses he/they.

Misa is a tech geek (this is practically canon but im explicitly saying it)

Matsuda and Naomi would've dated if they met, and he would've thought she was such a cool badass and she'd feel appreciated for her abilities/passions. Matsuda would be a housewife for her, working part time when asked to come in

L is vegetarian

L is autistic, Misa has a cluster B personality disorder, and Light has both

Watari is a lowkey sybarite

Light has a praise kink, but Not a worship kink. sure he wants to be a god and be worshipped, but that's not the kink, that's just mental illness.

During the Yotsuba arc, Ryuk and the others in the shinigami realm were constantly gambling on different events unfolding. it was riotous and everyone was bummed when Ryuk got summoned back by Misa, bc he was the ringleader for it all

Misa suffered muscle atrophy and malnutrition from her confinement period, and it had a real impact on her for a while afterward. She had an entire floor to herself in the KTF HQ because the stairs to get to other floors/amenities were hard for her. Mogi and L were the two people to primarily assist in her recovery.

Misa would be responsive to therapy, Light wouldn’t be, and L simply would not go

Matsuda is undiagnosed neurodivergent and literally everyone else in the room knows but him. he also has an anxious attachment style, originally just to Soichiro but grows to the others as well.

Misa loves music, L has not heard a new song in at least 3-5 years, and Light can recognize top hits as they're circulating but has never invested any time in really paying attention to music. this is depressing to me and Misa.

Light doesn't like abstract art. He thinks it's silly. L likes it equally to realism, although he isn't, like, deeply passionate about it. Misa draws in a cartoony style

Ryuk and Rem are related in some way. i believe this bc of their similar builds, compared to some other shinigami types/builds

Matsuda and Misa like romdramas and romcoms. They require tissues in case of tears. L and Light like thrillers/mysteries/psychologic horror. They race to be the first to figure out the resolution/mystery presented. L is winning

[antisocialsocialite]

every gay ship has a guy and a dude. I don't know how else to explain this.

dean? dude. cas? a guy!

spencer? a guy. derek? ofc dude.

aziraphale? just a guy, crowley? dude...

geralt? dude 100% jaskier? GUY!

do you get it? i hope so

[antisocialsocialite]

but it's his MOM, right? like OBVIOUSLY if the MOM says that her son talks about you a lot, and she JUST MET YOU that's SIGNIFICANT right? and WHILE he's eating a HOMEMADE BAKED GOOD. like that is motherhood 101, and when your child TELLS YOU ALL ABOUT A PERSON and then forever that person is tied to their expression lighting up and their smiles and stories of you two, together and a mother always knows as the saying goes but then GET THIS he SMILES this tiiiiny smile, all BASHFUL and says in his little voice "HE DOES?" as though it was the BEST NEWS he'd heard ALL WEEK that is best friend and partner and SOULMATE, of which the act of being brought together was 500 YEARS in the making, tells HIS MOM ABOUT HIM

ARE YOU HEARING ME

[antisocialsocialite]

the height/weights on the character profiles for death note are absolutely batshit insane, what do you mean misa is less than 80 pounds? what do you mean L is aprox 110??? are you telling me that I am able to not only pick up both Kiras and the "world's best detective," but I can also throw them?? suddenly ryuzaki and Light's little fist/kick fight is laughable, I could kill u both and I wouldn't need a notebook to do it.

[antisocialsocialite]

apparently my blog has turned into strictly medieval fantasy media for the gays and im honestly okay with that

actually i want more media to consume

[antisocialsocialite]

Link being mute / extremely selectively is so intrinsic to the way i view him as a character that if i see a fan fiction in which he speaks more than like 5 words im inclined to exit out.

[antisocialsocialite]

*new 13k witcher fic appears*

jaskier keeps bumping into witchers during his travels. eskel is a hugger, lambert curses, aiden is alive, vesemir is dad. geralt is jealous and whipped. triss is hot and nice and yen is sly and also hot. what more do you want?

ships tagged below

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[antisocialsocialite]

"I've found a company! ... There's nothing to do but laugh. One who makes verses with a lute. A foul-mouthed female half wild, half dryad. A four hundred year old vampire. And a fucking Nilfgaardian who insists that he is not Nilfgaardian."

"And leading them is a Witcher, sick with remorse, helplessness, and an inability to make decisions."