#anyone else have this problem

[another-lost-mc]

Me: I should get up and go to the office so I can get some work done.

Baldwin, on my lap: No.

(Baldwin is my cat.)

[hamsternamedmarinette]

Me: I want to tell people about my original story idea

People: Tell us about your original story idea :)

Me, hissing and spitting and retreating under a table: Absolutely not. Never

[ghostie000]

me: *innocently writing smut*

my brain: what would your family think of you if they could see this? your fifth grade teacher? your great aunt? your high school english teacher? your grandfather? your childhood sunday school teacher? your

[winter-jay-official]

The media tells you that sisters steal clothes but NO MY BROTHER STEALS NY CLOTHES BC IF ANYTHING THAT VAUGLY FIRS HIM ENDS UP NEAR HIM HE WILL NOT QUESTION WHETHER ITS HIS I HAVE TO REGULARLY GO STEAL MY SWEATPANTS BACK FROM HIM

[ghostthecryptid]

Theres so many tiktok audios I hear and im like "ah. You know who would say this? [insert tf2 merc]"

There was one where they were asking to make a sandwhich and when tehy opened the fridge it was just all alcohol so they went "I think we are gonna have to go out for dinner tonight" or aomething like that

and then there was another one where someone was eating gummy worms and he finds one thats all connected and goes "Look at this I found a gummy elephant in my gummy worms look at him" and then proceeds to make the funniest god damn noise I have ever heard before saying "he sounds a little funny but look at him!" and makes the noise again and I was like

Scout would do that.

[iamterribleatusernames]

throwback to that one time.

[teepussilakana]

not sure if my workplace smells like sweat or if its me

i use deodorant but we are not allowed to use body scents/perfumes because of possible senwitivity to scents/migraines

[maudeboggins]

I can't have bubble tea anymore because the bubbles are the same texture as my mouth guard and I grind my teeth too much

[sadclowncentral]

i absolutely love teenagers. i told a group of them about my work and asked them what their demands for the united nations would be and they debated among themselves and told me to "tell them to make doner kebab three euros again". yeah man i'll ask

[bbg-blue-lock]

Manga Panels

Ok but like is it only me who has a whole like album of just manga panels that I saved from like blue lock,jujutsu kaisen, or like any other manga I’m reading. I have the most saved in my blue lock album

[aeaeaexxzd]

Why is youtube save to playlist option so dysfunctional, no i did not want "2 bi 2 furious - video essay" to be put in my "music" playlist

[tamago-aki]

ominous ahsoka w predator eyes my love..

can you tell that one post abt togruta having more predatory elements floating around here has affected my mind

[winter-jay-official]

YouTube is wild bc you'll be subscribed to a bunch of queer trans people, dragging queens and kings, generally the queer community and then be recommended the worst most homophobic video there because that's obviously what you want to see

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt in Memes 6

Let's make it some in-world memes this time :)

[swaps55]

How to Play a Video Game Correctly:

Are you having fun?

Congratulations, you're playing it correctly!

[wizardlymilf]

i don't think i ever posted this. Anyways