#anyway horizontal time

[reinemichele]

Also before I rest, hewwo to anyone looking at my blog or following me bc of that post about eot, some things to know about me:

I have a stupid sickly victorian child body that frequently doesn't make any sense and a literal laundry list of allergies, and my mom works in healthcare (specifically hospice), so medical talk & terminal conditions/death come up pretty often

I luv bugs, in particular spiders; I tag all posts that include pictures of bugs but like depending on your fear of bugs this might not be the blog for you

I was raised as a dumb fucking californian and I use the word "like" as punctuation and this will never change <3

I <3 dark shit, toxic ships, and fiction featuring gore and cannibalism

I am also an unrepentant weeb that loves a weird niche JPN band that tells stories that are frequently Very dark

Re: the last 2 points, I try to tag anything that could be upsetting or triggering, but I sometimes forget, so you can ask me to tag anything at any time

I have the tism and my hyperfixations come & go in ways even I can't predict, so 👍🏻 I'm sorry if I sometimes I suddenly have 10+ posts about things you don't care about 👍🏻 like a weird niche storytelling band 👍🏻

And this is for my followers in general:

I, might start posting about a war among the stars... And specifically like

And even

(the google results were fanart so I didn't want to repost those via screenshot)

Some of the fanart of which may veer into noncon territory, which I will tag accordingly (or decide to not even reblog depending on the piece) but like I understand if anyone would rather blacklist the series/ship tags I'll use (s/w, o/bi/kin, v/aderw/an, respectively & without the slashes) or unfollow, & wanted to give a heads up about it before I just go to town

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

i'm begging you guys to start pirating shit from streaming platforms. there are so many websites where you can stream that shit for free, here's a quick HOW TO:

1) Search for: watch TITLE OF WORK free online

2) Scroll to the bottom of results. Click any of the "Complaint" links

3) You will be taken to a long list of links that were removed for copyright infringement. Use the 'find' function to search for the name of the show/movie you were originally searching for. You will get something like this (specifics removed because if you love an illegal streaming site you don't post its url on social media)

4) each of these links is to a website where you can stream shit for free. go to the individual websites and search for your show/movie. you might have to copy-paste a few before you find exactly what you're looking, but the whole process only takes a minute. the speed/quality is usually the same as on netflix/whatever, and they even have subtitles! (make sure to use an adblocker though, these sites are funded by annoying popups)

In conclusion, if you do this often enough you will start recognizing the most dependable websites, and you can just bookmark those instead. (note: this is completely separate from torrenting, which is also a beautiful thing but requires different software and a vpn)

you can also download the media in question (look for a "download" button built into the video window, or use a browser extension such as Video DownloadHelper.)

[baiyubai]

*crawls out of the hospital* have a sketch pls

[linovadraws]

August and Peter figuring out the whole ~siblings~ thing. From the October Daye series, specifically the Patreon story, "In Safety Rest".

[hansama]

Happy eid!✨ I drew the skellie boys in traditional thobe fit again cuz it's cute xD 

All 3 skellies had smoothies but Red & Blue finished theirs a while ago while Sans just sips it slowly

[dizquized]

FOR YOUR OWN SANITY, do not look in the tags, dont do it. its not worth it. a demon possessed me or something, i dont know.

[mylifeiscomics]

Part 32 - College AU

Mickey & Rose are on good terms but not that good lol.

[soupy-harry]

JOE KIDD (1972) dir. John Sturges

[teabutmakeitazure]

reading a yandere male lead manhwa and his psychopathic blushing mess lip bite red flag toxic boy-self has captivated me beyond humane limits

[carcarrot]

russell mael workout routine fancam

[swimmingtrunks]

Welp, finally left my retail day job for something with more hours but also more pay and hopefully less stress. Yay!

Took a week off between things and filled it with an impromptu camping trip. Yay!

Started my new job on Monday, with a bit of a headcold but excited to get into it....

Woke up Tues to a text from a friend I drove with on the trip saying she tested positive for COVID.

Yup, that's right. Three and a half years working in a public facing job during a pandemic and I finally catch the damn thing THE FIRST WEEK OF A NEW JOB.

0/10 would not recommend.

[shevr]

re: sewing up rips hey check out my super nasty job of it i did yesterday

[fulgurbugs]

spent literally all day unpacking but i finally got all my shit put back up.

[soundlessdragon]

Exercised 1 (one) time and am bedridden

[adriles]

my next major action in this war will be defeating a high profile honorable man on the field of battle after he murders my closest confidant. What in the shit?? again? Why is this happening again. Why must i be constantly tormented by grief. uhhh

[galaxseacreature]

me, internally, having conspicuously reached into my bag in the backseat for drugs twice and currently massaging my temple while breathing slowly and staring fixedly at the largest, steadiest thing on the horizon (a volcano): I am really holding it together and being very normal rn. migraine who?

my coworker, currently driving us through miserable traffic, apparently unprompted and in a very warm, genuine tone: .....how ya doing over there?

me, crumbling instantly: ...real bad :(