#ao3 cursed tags

[salmon-daikon]

current mood:

watching coleys one vid about fandoms she was in and feeling morbidly curious abt the transformers shit she talked abt (because i also was once a fan with my brother back in the day) and being STUNNED by the shit im seeing bc hello??? what is this????

like im sorry????? what??????? huh???????? thank god i didnt have access to the internet when i was 7 geez

[viivdle]

I stand before Cardan, and he looks mortifying in his beauty. He carelessly slumps down on the sofa in his chambers, blissfully unaware of my anxiety. Or, worse, blissfully aware.

“I ought to be mad at you,” he says, and I almost flinch at the sound.

“As I said, I didn’t kill my husband, Your Majesty,” my voice shakes, and I hold onto the hope he will think I am holding back tears.

“Yes, that would be correct. Your husband is sitting in front of you, well and alive. Is he not?”

viivdle productive era??

my ~1900w jurdan fanfic heaven and hell were words to me is out now!!

i tried something different with this one, hopefully it was a good something different

this fic is for @annamatix who i have the pleasure to call my friend. i hope this is just the right amount of "romancy"

happy ramadan<33

[qqquib]

IN HONOR OF HEATWAVES BEING REMOVED FROM AO3

i’m only counting fics i’ve personally read bc im silly 🤭

[postergadorart]

i said i love zelink

[clay-pidgeon]

[id: A screenshot of the ao3 work “But can it run doom?” an ao3 work that displays the game Doom. The work is open in the pinterest app browser. /end id]

i might have to be put down for this

[thedevilundercover]

I was looking for a social media fic on ao3 and you wouldn't believe what I found

I have so many questions. What is this, why is this, what the fuck

[leafwateraddict]

Really nervous about posting this- but I posted the first two chapters of my fic

[fanfics-and-bullshit]

[veveisveryuncool]

my life has collapsed upon me, my happiness stripped from my very soul, as i watch my last vestige of love in this barren life fall into the depths of struggle and turmoil, becoming a mere whisper in the wind, unsure if they were ever really here and fearfully awaiting to whenst they shall return, if at all. i fear i cannot survive this downfall, my life balancing on the edge of sorrow, ready to take the plunge to join my true love. 

anyways ao3 is down for a couple of hours i am not okay

[marrfixated]

AO3 curse is real because I’ve been to urgent care three times for three completely separate reasons which all lasted for more than a week since I started writing. Having fun though!

[onceuponaweirdo]

This is the most random thing I've stumbled across on AO3. The fuck is Samuel L. Jackson doing there? Narrating all the fucking?

[omegalomania]

reference key for those who dont know who the FUCK these people are:

keltie colleen: one of ryan ross's ex-girlfriends who famously wrote a whole book about him that hey chris published

seo taiji: member of seo taiji and boys, a first generation kpop group that was big in the 90s

doja cat: i mean you probably know who doja cat is. musician who got big in the late 2010s and early 2020s

jonathan groff: broadway actor, most laypersons know him as king george iii from hamilton or the guy who voiced kristoff in frozen

alex deleon is the frontman for the cab, z berg is a musician who works with ryan ross. you probably know who jared leto is.

pavi largo: fictional character from the 2008 horror rock goth opera film repo! the genetic opera, a self-obsessed socialite and in-universe sex symbol who likes to wear women's faces as skin-masks

willow rosenberg: fictional character from the 90s/00s cult television show buffy the vampire slayer, also a lesbian

rodney mckay: fictional character from the 2000s sg-1 spinoff stargate atlantis, insufferable genius

ben platt: broadway actor, most people will know him as the titular evan hansen in dear evan hansen

[raillue]

First chapter is out, i will not be apologising for putting Crow through the wringer in future chapters :))

[starbanmk]

he didnt think it was funny

[brainfilehasstoppedworking]

Okay....SO– I got curious because this is a tag for some fucking reason on Ao3 and...there's actually TWO fics of it...

*inhales and exhales*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *hides face with hands*

*removes hands from face*

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! IT'S STILL THERE NOOOOO!!! BURN IT WITH FIRE!!! MAY CHRIST COMPEL YOU!!! *throws holy water*

[raan-miir-tah]

HOME AT THE END OF THE WORLD

Joy Harjo, Perhaps the World Ends Here//And They All Died Happily Ever After//Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar//Micah Nemerever, These Violent Delights