#are maths shitposts a thing?

[wintvies]

me when i actually have to do my work at school instead of laughing with my friends

[mamasplat]

All I do is shitpost. All I draw is shitpost. The moment that photo showed up in my dms you should’ve known what I was gonna do.

Extra:

Fucked up the angle of Courtney’s wrist guard but i genuinely cannot be bothered.

[manicplank]

Noisette: Hey, do you wanna play chess?

Noise: Yeah, sure!

-

Noisette: *moves a piece* Okay, your turn!

Noise:

Noisette:

Noise:

Noisette:

Noise: [crying] I don't know how to play chess.

[bucketofgarides]

Another shitpost from my gallery that I saved months ago and then didn’t draw like a real alpha

You know the parents are attentive and loving and fair when one of the children has the thousand yard stare in the close proximity of their sibling!! Don’t worry they become best friends later in a very healthy and nontoxic evil way and nothing bad happens in the story OBVIOUSLY 💖

BTW CAN I JUST SAY CHILDREN HAVE ABSOLUTELY UNDRAWABLE HORRIBLE INHUMAN PROPORTIONS WTF Hannah literally looks like an adult with a tiny head but IDC 🔥🔥💥💅

[freakyzoidd]

[fazbearedits]

Basically how my dreams the past two nights that have been revolved around my maths class for some reason have played out

Dream 1

Teacher: alright guys, hand me your homework

Me: okay

[accidentally hands him a drawing of the pimp Lincoln meme instead]

Teacher: [starts reading the dialogue]

Me: [gets so scared I wake up]

Dream 2

[class ending]

Teacher: alright guys, before you leave, say hello to your table mate! Guess you could say… [looks at me] hello, neighbor.

Me: [gets so shocked I stand up in the dream and then proceeded to wake up]

[shutinlear53]

so.

if bf is 7 foot tall and gf is 900 pounds

with skyblue being 2 bfs tall and quite a bit curvier than gf, this would mean she weighs about a ton

now this may seem ridiculous, BUT

if we take the average us female height and weight over the age of 20, those being 170.8 pounds and 63.5 inches (around 5'4)

by dividing skyblue's height with the average height we get a scaling factor of 2.59, and by employing the square-cube law we multiply the average weight with the cube of the scaling factor

which equals to *drumroll*

2967.47 pounds!!!

therefore, skyblue's approximate weight is 1.32 imperial tons/1.35 metric tonnes/1.48 us tons

this means that she is heavier than the average giraffe (1 tonne) while also being almost as tall as one (16'9), and only 452.53 pounds lighter than the curb weight of the heaviest toyota camry xv50 model (3420 pounds; SE V6 trim)

[whatsleftofdishaa]

Forget about girl math, book math. Let's talk about reader math, "instead of reading one book at a time I will read three four books together, this way I will be able to read more books, I will finish more books and that too very soon".

[existennialmemes]

Yes child, I am ancient. I have whispered with the dust about current events. I remember when the Sun was new. I remember VHS.

I remember Blockbuster. I remember when the Ocean was just hot soup. I remember when you had to terrorize the computer to get online. I remember when the Moon broke off from the Earth. I remember payphones. I remember

[locusfandomtime]

thoughts?

[anextravagantliar]

okay why are we throwing the book at the dwarf when he’s not the one overtly stressed out about his gaggle of misfits currently

[samsspambox]

this is something i feel tumblr would like.

so i'm decently young (23) and i'm working in this office environment. it's way different than my old help desk library job and i don't interact with a lot of people on a daily basis anymore. i also work from home a lot more.

the thing is, as many of you have seen from a lot of my posts: i have the mouth of a sailor. which is a no-go in an office environment unless you have like, a chill boss and chill coworkers or you say it under your breath.

now i'm relatively new to this position. i'm an intern so of course i need to be shown the ropes. i was assigned something by a manager and the guy training me pops into my teams pm and says something along the lines of 'did you know you were going to be doing this?' and said 'no lol'. bc that was the first time i was hearing about it.

so of course the person training me is going to teach me, which i feel bad about bc he also didn't know i was assigned this. so he says he'll teach me how to generate the report for it and not to worry, i send him a thanks and an elmo gif bc why not. and then he sends me one word in reply.

"Bet."

I take 10d6 psychic damage. But this was all my fault. A monster of my own doing.

you see, when you have the mouth of a sailor you learn how to filter yourself in different situations. 'oh no' is more appropriate to say when your boss springs something on you rather than 'are you shitting me'. but my self made filter also catches a lot of my gen-z vernacular.

so while working from home on meetings you're muted. you can scream at a motherfucker and they will be none the wiser. i let my filter drop at home bc, well, it's home. but that's where i fucked up.

the guy training me gave me an assignment and showed me how to do it, and when he asked if i understood, i said, "Bet".

I obviously apologized for the slip up (he thought i was calling him 'bub' which no, please, don't hate me) and I went back to my silly little work task.

But That Wasn't all.

I react to the message with a little emoji and think nothing of it. And then he sends me another message.

"This report is going to be bussin'"

I die on the spot.

I'm so glad to work from home today bc my laugh would've been heard around the office.

tl;dr: i fucked up and said 'bet' to one of my coworkers and now a guy old enough to be my dad is saying 'no cap', 'bet' and 'bussin' to me. we are bonding.

[torchickentacos]

Ah, yes, Nelly Furtado's hit song Anteater. In completely unrelated news, several people have told me that I might be slightly dyslexic.

[bennetsbonnet]

Rereading Pride and Prejudice isn't enough, I need to earn a PhD in theoretical physics so I can perfect time travel and use my newly-created time machine go back to the Regency era, where I meet a tall, handsome and very(!!) rich man who I am immediately captivated by (even though I deny it to myself) and proceed to bicker with (he's arrogant, conceited and I hate him even though I secretly enjoy our arguments) as circumstances repeatedly conspire to throw us together (each time he interprets my dislike as flirting) and who, ultimately (after a lot of misunderstanding, pining and yearning from us both), loves me despite my flaws and disadvantages of birth and makes me into a better person, as I do for him!!!

[iwillstabyou]

[eggshellsareeat]

theoretically, if your printer printed fast enough it'd be a rocket