#math shitpost

[algebraic-dumbass]

99% of mathematicians quit staring intensely at the problem right before it solves itself

[karpholmes]

(Mathematician here)

Quite possibly the funniest targeted ad I’ve ever gotten

[notnulli]

math articles i found on wikipedia rated.

0/10 - didnt know they had 4chan brainrot in ancient greece

5/10 - although my taste in men/men adjescent entities is notoriously horrible

7/10 - who doesn't love a bit of tendriil perversion

9/10 - i want to put it in my mouth, great shape, great name

5/10 - great name for a disappointing shape

2/10 - no actual gnomes

3/10 - i respect the dedication but why

1/10 - not only does it not look like a rabbit they perturbed my boy

10/10 no notes

[arewebeholdingaman]

A right triangle (the two sides that aren’t the hypotenuse are called legs)

✅️ featherless

✅️ biped

You win again, maths! But I'll be back, and then you'll see. You'll all see...

[heirtocragflame]

Mathematician using /wlog as a tone indicator

[mentalknot]

What I thought “mathematical maturity” was a year ago:

Math child: “How do you memorize the tricks for writing proofs”

Math adult: “well, if you apply the very natural argument here, then clearly this follows”

What “mathematical maturity” actually seems to be:

Math child: “Well, I think I’m somewhat familiar with the topic, but not super sure about what that means… as a mere undergrad, I can only dream of such deep knowledge one day, please teach me this witchcraf—” *wears a suit to their first conference*

Math adult: “Yeah, so this isn’t my specialty, and I have no idea what you just said… but please explain a bit if you’re willing!” *begins 7+ hour conversation*

[existennialmemes]

Doing nothing? Um excuse you, I am occupying three dimensions of space, at once. Please stop distracting me. I might drop them, and it's hard to put them back while I'm just a line segment.

[eldritch-spagettios-on-horseback]

So as i understand it in, base 8, for instance, 7 is before 10. But I just heard about base "ball".

Anyone know what comes before 10 in base ball?

[just-ray]

Higher level maths got me like

[algebraic-dumbass]

I'm not "wrong about that" or "bad at math" I'm just so good that I manage to prove even false things

[prreverse]

exam season just is adding to the stress

not my usual ‘aesthetic’ touch but yea trying to showcase how messy it gets for me

[roseofhybrids]

Always remember PEMyDAS

Parentheses, E, Multiplication, Yugoslavia, Division, Abstraction, Solution

[karpholmes]

The best scientific analysis is the “throw-it-at-a-wall” experiment.

Wanna know the space between atoms: gold foil experiment— throwing stuff at a gold wall

Wanna understand quantum particles: throw it at another quantum particle— AKA A WALL

Wanna understand the properties of light: throw it at a wall— double slit experiment

[heirtocragflame]

Theorem 1. I am very cute.

Proof. :3

Q.E.D.

[love-is-5ever]

crying bc I don't get the Fibonacci sequence and its driving me insane

RABBITS?? MULTIPLYING??? HUHHH???

[aelusnovaamora]

I CAST ELDRITCH KNOWLEDGE!

87 is divisible by 29