#argyle headcanons

[hawkinsharlot]

argyle nsfw rambling + headcanons

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MINORS DNI

summary; my dumb ass rambling about argyle and his kinks or just anything nsfw related about him.

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he loves thighs and tummy <3

more often than not, he’ll make sure your thighs are nice and marked up when he goes down on you too

speaking of going down, GOD does argyle know how to make someone cum

he’s so good at eating pussy it’s insane

it’s the type of good that’ll leave you gripping your sheets and quivering under his tongue after he gives you the most mind numbing orgasms

he’s such a needy sub though

seriously, when he subs, he subs real nice. does anything you ask of him, and honestly gets off on praise a lot

he doesn’t mind when you’re a bit pushy as he goes down on you. he loves being smothered by thighs or when you completely grind into him as he eats you out.

the prettiest mental image just popped into my head

imagine being eaten out by argyle while high as fuck, and after you finally cum, argyle just looks up to you from between your legs and just rests his cheek against your inner thigh. he has this hazy, dreamy look in his eyes as he smirks up to you. he completely melts into your touch when you run your hand through his now messy hair and call him a good boy.

no one can tell me otherwise, argyle would be super into cockwarming

passing a blunt back and forth as you try and stay as still as possible on his cock. making out with him between puffs and marking one another up with hickeys <3

i’ve talked about how cute submissive argyle is. but i must talk about how i’m a firm believer in switch argyle, therefore, dominant argyle is hot as fuck

he’s not into anything super rough or degrading, nothing of that sort

but definitely just a bit of dirty talk. it’s minimal though, but honestly that’s what makes hotter? i can see him, fucking you nice and deep with long strong strokes and he just says stuff between moans and groans. “you feel so good” or “shit, you’re so wet”

the hottest things he says though? it's when he's not even trying super hard to be hot, it kinda just happens?

like the way his voice gets when he's about to cum, most of the time he ends up moaning your name when he finally cums, then immediately goes for your lips to make out with you. it's the type of sloppy, needy, making out. he kisses like he needs it to live

this man is good with his hands and i stand by that

he can roll a perfect joint or blunt in like 3 seconds, so yeah he'd know how to use those fingers of his

he has pretty hands too <3 good hands to hold and good fingers to suck on

he likes finger fucking you sometimes when the both of you are too high to move but both horny as fuck and needy for one another

his fingers are so precise it's insane

argyle definitely learns what your body likes and every single time you two mess around, he'd pull out some new tricks on you

it leaves you breathless and quivering every time

his favorite positions, in no particular order, would be lotus, missionary, and cowgirl

lotus he prefers when the both of you are smoking. it's easy to just pass a blunt back and forth before you two even start getting busy. it's normally the default position because of how often you two end up like that just naturally. he also likes lotus whenever he's feeling particularly sappy and wants to kiss you while you fuck. not to mention he just loves being close to you. lotus is normally the go to position

missionary is when you're feeling more submissive or he's feeling more dominant. he really likes watching your blushed body squirm and quiver under his touch. you're also just hot, he likes looking at all of you while he fucks. it gives argyle easy access too if he feels like kissing your neck or your tits at all. over all just a good position for when you're feeling like being a bit more submissive

cowgirl is for when YOU are feeling like being more dominant or when argyle feels like pleasing you. this is also when he makes the prettiest sounds oh my GOD <3 argyle's needy moans are the cutest. just watching him moan under you while you ride his cock is almost a religious experience. sometimes though when you're both desperately horny for one another, argyle gets a little more grabby. deep strokes while the both of you make out like you need each other to live. when you're both needy, it's when things get the most passionate

this is something i stand by; argyle cannot and i mean, cannot, be mean when getting head. he's literally the most gentle ever whenever you give him head.

he was so nervous the first time though <3 he nearly exploded just seeing you get on your knees and pull down his boxers

ended up finishing on your face too and literally would not stop apologizing for getting cum in your hair/on your glasses/etc

he even promised that he'd let you make a mess of his face by sitting on it. he crossed his mf fingers for you to say yes

argyle is 100% the type of dude who's like "yes, sit on my face. none of that hovering bullshit, no no, i mean like sit sit on it. okay and? if i die, i die"

one thing i think i cannot stress enough is just how not serious argyle is during sex. some people are super fucking serious and no drama about sex, but no, not argyle!

first time you ever sat in his lap, both of you guys high as a kite, you couldn't help but be giggling the entire time as you two made out

when making out, a lot of the time between little lulls, argyle just looks at you with the biggest grin on his face before letting out a little laugh and attacking your lips again

he's the sweetest little goof during sex

sex with him is just so sweet? there's no other way to put it, but genuinely after, it's emotionally fulfilling as well as physically fulfilling

this man. worships, and i mean worships your body

seriously, every single time without a doubt, he's there loving and kissin' on you. even things you dislike about yourself, he finds enchanting because he's so in love with you <3

he loves marking you up but would never outright say it

mainly because he himself never realized it until you jokingly asked if he had a thing for it and then he realized, in that moment, that he did.

he got a lil embarrassed about that <3

honestly, he gets embarrassed pretty easily for the most part. one time, you nipped at his neck a bit when another one of his friends was around and could've seen you two, and he was like "woAH WOah, heh, stop stop, they'll see" and he's just in shambles. a completely stupid giggling mess as he's trying his hardest not to get hard then and there. you rode him into the mattress later that night <3

hand jobs. giving him a hand job is literally so cute. edging him for a while before finally milking his cock and over stimulating him? he's a fucking mess. legs quivering and everything. but god he's begging for it the entire time you jerk him off

i've said this before in a different post, but argyle has such an intense oral fixation it's insane

literally he cannot fuck you without sucking on your tits first. he just loves seeing your chest all slick and nipples all puffy from him sucking on them.

he just loves boobs tbh

anytime he sees your boobs he's just like :D before cupping them

he likes anything squishy tbh. thighs, tummy, ass, hips, chest, literally anything squishy. he'd wanna lay there or suck on it or both depending where

morning sex the morning after a long ass smoke sesh the night before.

in conclusion, argyle fucks B)

[steddiehickeys]

i’m sorry but thinking about smoking w/ argyle has my brain going brrrrrrr

CW: weed obviously, making out, grinding, oral (f receiving), penetrative sex, implied threesome

would never make you roll your own joint

BUT he likes rolling them with you there bc he likes when you lick the paper …….

he makes the back of his van all comfy with blankets and pillows

you literally keep a stuffed animal back there bc of how often you nap in there

stares at u with the cutest glazed over eyes while you talk or sing mindlessly to a song

“argyle, can you pass me the lighter?” “i will literally do anything for you”

lotttssssss of grinding and sloppily making out

i saw someone say that jonathan would eat you out and use cotton mouth as an excuse to wanna do it more and i feel like argyle would do the same

have you seen that man’s hair bruh if you guys are doing ANYTHING your hands are running through it

him holding the joint to ur lips while u ride him <3

shotgunning.

finding little hidden beaches to have smoke seshs

WHAT IF YOU GUYS BUILT A STONER TREEHOUSE

like you have a huge tree in your backyard and you guys get jonathan to help you build a treehouse and you can decorate it all cute and have a record player omg

you, argyle, and jonathan hang out a lot up there

3 of you always smoking up there (sometimes other activities …. )

you always have your own weed to bring, but argyle never makes you smoke your own 🙄 he always supplies you <3 (you supply him in other ways oops)

eating edibles and going to the movies every friday

i just really wanna get high with argyle and gina than okay

[queenimmadolla]

Argyle fucks heavily with UB40 and Maná, they’re his favorite bands to listen to (and he sings out loud every time) and i know this because i’m right.

just imagine him driving his truck, singing Perdido en un Barco, with Jonathan—who is high as hell and doesn’t know a lick of spanish but has memorized the songs—at the top of their lungs before they’re vibing to The Way You Do the Things You Do.

[catharusustulatus]

Argyle headcanons because I love him:

His real name is Alejandro. His middle name, funnily enough, is Jonathan.

His parents started Surfer Boy Pizza and so he’s well off enough to drive all the way to Indiana at a moments notice.

He has an older sister who sings and plays guitar in a Mariachi. Her name is Elena.

He knows all the ins and outs of a pizza restaurant; how to make the dough, operate the ovens, make the sauce, balance the toppings. He can even toss the dough pretty well. He’s really good at basic math because he’s been helping work the register since he was a kid.

Spanish was his first language and he speaks it at home. As they drive across the country, he teaches the Byers and Mike, and then El, how to curse in Spanish and roll their r’s.

His hair is very important to him and he and Steve bond over their hair. They exchange hair care product information. Argyle lets Steve braid his hair when stressed.

He is a really good cook, and while he makes excellent pizza and traditional Mexican food, he also slays a big breakfast. He takes to pancake and egg duty while they prep for the apocalypse.

He has 20/20 vision.

He can whistle really loud.

[jonathanbiers]

some argyle and steve besties/hair thoughts: similarly to steve, argyle takes Very good care of his hair. the process isnt as extensive as steve, but hes careful with it. its his baby. so, steve and argyle start hair care buddies, eventually starting a tradition of picking a day every month thats reserved for hanging out and doing hair care, or trying out new styles on each other (these days also include other spa activities like face masks and nice robes). sometimes eddie joins them if he can be convinced (which isnt that often fjhbd) and afterwards they get high and watch stupid movies, just de-stressing and enjoying each others company

i saw this while i was at work and it made me smile so big i can't even tell you!! this is so fucking cute. i think steve and argyle would be GREAT friends this is so far up my alley okay i have some things to add though

steve is the one who introduces argyle to skincare past the basic 'just wash your face.' the moisturizers, the masks, all of that. and argyle's got pretty good skin already but this makes it so soft and smooth

argyle in turn introduces steve to hair oils! argyle's hair is so long that at a certain point just conditioning doesn't cut it, it's really hard to keep it from getting dry, so he started using them. when steve complains about some of the styling products he uses drying out the ends of his hair, argyle is like listen man i got you

it's widely accepted among the lot of us that steve is touch-starved, right? well this is such a great way for him to just. receive some platonic physical affection. he'll brush argyle's hair and then argyle will comb his, one time argyle gave him a hot oil scalp massage, they'll joke around and nudge each other around, argyle catches on to how much steve likes just being touched and he always greets him with a hug now. if he notices steve's particularly stressed or down, they'll cuddle while they watch whatever movie.

they end up coming out to each other and confiding about their crushes on eddie and jonathan, and reassuring each other that no, they do have a chance and should totally go for it!

they try out new styles on each other, yes, but a lot of them are silly! one time, argyle gives steve liberty spikes, and steve teases argyle's hair and tells him he looks like one of the guys from the metal bands eddie likes

one day steve is braiding argyle's hair and he just seems kinda down. argyle asks him what's wrong, and steve wistfully explains that he wishes eddie would let him braid his hair like this. the very next time they're able to convince eddie to join them, argyle all but bullies him into letting steve do just that. and if steve doesn't notice the way eddie blushes when steve's hands are in his hair, argyle sure does, and he tells steve next time he sees him alone that he's got to make a move already!

no matter what else they've got going on, no matter what plans have to be moved around, hair day is sacred bro time to them, and they never ever cancel it. at most, it might get pushed back a few days.

[chopper-witch]

When I’m high, I’m so extra horny.

But like. I get so numb. My body is like so relaxed in a way? Everything else is heightened while my body just kind of sinks. Idk how to explain it. So I like to just have slow sex. Cock warming. Mouth on titties and just hanging out, yeah?

So in the spirit of the other post I made about getting high with Eddie and Argyle, here is some more thinking (gender neutral, I believe. Definitely sexual af but I’m not specific with genitals):

- instead of like, Eddie just going ham on you, instead it’s just so slow and lazy. Like your leg is thrown over Eddie’s hips as his cock just kind of sits in you in a sort of weirdly twisted reverse cowgirl, Argyle just hanging out on your chest, another blunt being passed around, all of you like kind of lying down.

- Eddie just hanging out between your legs. Giving you the absolute laziest but best head ever. Taking breaks to smoke. Argyle kissing you when you complain or get too loud and also just because. It’s supposed to be a chill out session, come on dude. Gotta stay quiet.

- hanging out with Eddie’s cock in your mouth, removing it only to smoke. Argyle is half asleep on your stomach, chatting with Eddie as if they aren’t using your body like some sort of unlucky pillow

- you are just barely giving Eddie a handjob, every once in a while leaning down to add your mouth, and that’s fine, he’s feeling slow and a little numb too. But then Argyle has moved your shirt and started attacking your chest and Eddie has decided to join him, leading to both of them messing with your nipples and leaving hickies all over your chest, even bringing them up as high as your jaw.

Idk I have more thoughts but I am high rn so they’re all a little 😵‍💫🫠. Idk if these even make sense.

[porchlightfairy]

why have I as an Argyle lover failed to see the potential of dad!Argyle?! Him with a little girl. That large man with a little girl on his hip. Wearing tutus in public so she isn’t embarrassed to wear hers. She has a makeup/face paint kit and he is her test subject. Hair is full of barrettes and scrunchies. Friendship bracelets up his arms because she makes so many. Knowing full choreographies of boy bands to dance with her. They are practically attached at the hip. And it’s probably because he would climb into her crib at night when she couldn’t sleep. He’ll sing to her all the time and cries every time it sinks in that she is growing up.

[cowteapot]

Dad?

Stranger things boys as dads HC

Argyle, Billy Hargrove, Eddie Munsons, Jonathan Byers & Steve Harrington x AFAB!Reader

Summary: super honest headcanons on the boys as dads

Warnings: cursing, substance use, I’m naming the kids so suck it

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-Argyle-

When he found out you were pregnant he was ecstatic, poking your belly and telling it he was the dad

He would eat your weird pregnancy cravings with you

Gets pregnancy pains with you

You two got your own little loft above some really nice old people but usually spend your time at the wheeler house

At the first ultrasound he pointed at his baby and said “that’s my little homie right there!” And then tried to fist pump your belly but you slapped his hands away

When your son was born he held him up to his friends like he was in the lion king and exclaimed “Baby Everest has been birthed!”

You made him give the baby back after that

He loves your little after birth diaper, thinks it’s so cute and so funny as you waddle around the house in it

Likes taking Everest on hikes and shit

Definitely football carries him

You don’t have a nursery but you do have a crib next to your bed but whenever Everest starts screaming Argyle lays him down in between the two of you and lets him sleep there

If you give Everest snacks Argyle is definitely going to be asking where his are

“Here baby. Cookie” “y/n I want one, y/n hey. I want a cookie, gimmie”

Everest sleeps in your bed for five years but argyle wouldn’t have it any other way

Literally cried more than Everest did when he moved on to his own bed

Loves to wrap Everest in a little blanket sling strapped to his chest or back and run around the house listening to his little giggles

Thinks he’s got the funniest kid ever. You came home one day to see them both sitting on the couch reading a book just giggling away as Everest mumbled out some toddler words you didn’t really understand but it got argyle belly laughing

Talks to Everest like he’s an adult even if he doesn’t understand what he’s saying

Likes to have in depth intellectual conversations with your son after he smokes

Is always loosing shit “where’s his shoes?” “Shiiiiiit. Left em at the park!”

He’s always getting getting his hair tugged on and ripped out by Everest

Literally does pizza runs with the baby strapped to his chest or with the car seat in the passenger seat

By two Everest was answering the phones at Surfer Boys

Chillest dad ever, your kid wants to wear a dress? Who cares Argyle wants one too

He tires not to smoke around Everest so he’ll walk down the street to smoke and walk home before dumping cologne on his body and coming inside

You breast fed (if you can) for a long time and every time argyle gets super excited to see ya boobies

At first he didn’t know you were supposed to strap in the car seat so when he turned a corner and Everest went flying he learned quickly

-Billy-

He’s a deadbeat dad and you can’t even lie to yourself

He’s always wanted kids but when he finally gets them he regrets everything

Teen pregnancy for sure

He tried to run when you told him you were pregnant but he knew his did would just drag him back to your house and make him apologize and then kick his ass right there on the doorstep

Not really there throughout your pregnancy, like if you ask for snacks at two am he’ll roll over in bed away from you and then mumble out “go to the store then.”

When you went into Labor he almost shit himself, he was sitting in Chem when the principle pull him up to the office and explained you had gone into a labor and he was needed at the hospital. Billy stopped at the gas station and got himself snacks before going in.

The nurses asked if he wanted to cut the umbilical cord but he simply shook his head and said “nah.” You rightfully so were pissed.

They handed him his son and he nearly passed out, all of the shit he put you threw during your pregnancy suddenly flew away from him because seeing the little boy with eyes like his before him made all of this real. He was a dad.

He will not wake up with the baby. Don’t even try to make him. He’ll even have the audacity in the morning to say “I slept like shit last night” even if you’re sitting at the dining table with messy hair, bags under your eyes, tear stained cheeks, baby puke and shit all over your clothes with the culprit attached to your boob

Definitely leaves the kid in the car kinda dad. Like he’s stopping at the gas station and he’ll turn around to make sure little Nick is asleep before he gets out and goes in to grab a six pack and some cigarettes. Then he’ll get home and you’ll ask “where’s the formula?” And this asshole will go “in your boob”

As your son gets older billy will start to be a slightly better dad. Sometimes going and playing monster trucks on the living room floor but obviously you’ll have to pick them up and put them away after

Bug juice dad. Stops at the gas station to get a pack of smokes and let’s Nick grab a bug juice that will stain his teeth and clothes

I imagine you coming home after work one day to billy sprawled out on the sofa watching a football game as you walk around the small trailer looking for your son before giving up and asking “Bill. Where’s Nick?” He up in a flash, grabbing his keys and running out the door with a “shit!” This isn’t the first or last time he’s forgotten to pick him up from school

Flirts with all of the PTA moms

Type of dad to teach his kids to swim by saying “you either sink or swim” and then chucking Nick into the water as you scream at him to grab him. He’ll pull him up right before he passes out, give him a breather and then throw him again. Parents will start to gather around with worried expressions as you beg your boyfriend to stop. Nick wouldn’t talk to him for a whole day.

Offers Nick beer by the ripe age or 10

I see billy getting a fast pass to the retirement home

-Eddie-

He’s scared shitless when you tell him you’re pregnant

Throws away all of the beer, cigarettes and completely stops selling drugs

Makes extra room in Wayne’s trailer for you and the baby

Boy will get a steady job and save up for your own trailer which you guys get around your eighth month of pregnancy

You come home one day to see Eddie with his hair pulled up in a messy ponytail, no shirt and a pair of jean cutoffs with paint all over his hands and face as he instructs you to close your eyes. He’ll guide you into the make shift nursery that is now painted a beautiful lavender color with a little black crib pressed against the wall with a mobile above it displaying the planets. He decorated the walls with little paper bats and shelves lined with books and toys along with photos of the two of you and the multiple ultrasound photos

The day your daughter is born is the best day of his life, he holds her while sobbing. He cries even harder when she grasps onto the tips of his hair. He whispered against her smooth skin about how he would always be there for her and he would keep her safe

Unlike Billy he is up with the baby all night in a heartbeat, you’ll walk in in the morning to find his lanky limbs thrown over the sides of the crib with Ramona on his chest. To say he’s sore is an understatement

Boy will throw on one of those baby harnesses in a second and will walk around with that girl strapped to his chest all day

The first diaper change he couldn’t stop gagging, the two of you laughing so hard as he tried to wipe the little girls butt but every time he got close he would gag so loud. By the end of it he had tears in his eyes along with a red sweaty face

Tried to force her first words to be daddy or dada but it’s “bug” after she saw a spider on the floor. He still celebrated

First steps are on film and he watches them over and over when he’s sad

The first day of school is so hard for him, he packs her bag and checks it three times over. He makes sure her outfit is comfy and that she has a list of the home phone number, uncle Wayne’s number, the neighbors number, uncle Steve’s number, mommy’s work number and daddy’s work number. He has her bag packed with all her school supplies and her favorite teddy along with bandaids

If she rips her favorite teddy he will stay up all night looking through sewing manuals trying to stitch the limb back on

When she learns to tie her shoes he’s taking her out to ice cream and having her tie his shoes

He’s so bad at discipline. Ramona colored all over the walls and you decided that she would have to wipe them down but when you came in to check on her Eddie was wiping them down as she sat on the floor playing with dolls

He’s not religious but for the living nativity scene that the church does he’ll sign up your beautiful baby girl just to see all those prissy moms faces when the freak Eddie Munson pulls up with his beautiful little baby Jesus because it also means eddie gets to play Joseph

-Jonathan-

“I’m pregnant”

He sat completely still in the bed for almost two minutes before yelling out “in this economy?!”

Tells argyle before Joyce or Will

Joyce was pissed but didn’t last ver long when she got excited to be a grandma

You two move into the Byers house

Will is extremely helpful during your pregnancy, offering to make you lunch and get you snacks

Jonathan likes to cuddle with your belly, whispering things to the baby inside

Unlike Eddie he doesn’t give up smoking weed but he will try to reduce his use

Argyle is basically a second dad to this kid

Joyce had to drive you two to the hospital because Jonathan was high and you obviously were in pain

Labor was FOREVER and Jonathan took a few photos and took a nap but woke up for the actual birth

Let’s be honest he’s a king so when you inevitably shit yourself so much during labor he didn’t say a word, just held your hand and told you how amazing you were

Joyce and Will stayed in the hospital with you guys

You welcomed your baby girl Ruth who Jonathan fell so deeply in love with

He took photo after photo of her and you, he told you how wonderful you did and you beautiful you looked

He played guitar to her when she couldn’t sleep and took wonderful care of the both of you

You guys sing Danny’s Song by Loggins and Messina as a lullaby

Joyce and Will are the best helpers ever, they both will wake up in the night if she’s up screaming her head off and you both are just way to tired to even hear it

You will never have to worry about finding a baby sitter

Ruth was holding her own camera by two and he loves developing the photos, just the idea of seeing life through his toddlers eyes almost made him cry

Hates strollers, would rather carry her around. The idea of trying to open this thing and click it’s wheels into spot and getting her in and trying to clip it just made him angry

If Ruth gets hurt and starts screaming he definitely is the type of dad to start screaming too. “Y/N! She’s bleeding, HELP” you have to calm them both

You two brought her in late on the first day of school, you slept in and then tried to feed her breakfast but found out the milk was bad and there was nothing else to make so you left with a piece of white bread. She had two different shoes on and her outfit didn’t match but hey you were two young tired parents

He’s a fun dad. Likes to take her to the beach and look for rocks, collect bugs and dig in the sand. Runs around the house playing make believe and will get so into character, they’re always jumping on the couches and screaming even after Joyce screamed at them to stop

He makes holidays extra special, everything is over the top. He’s definitely one of those parents that throws and entire birthday party for Ruth’s first birthday and you tried so hard to tell him that she won’t remember it but he doesn’t care

- Steve-

We all know he wants a damn herd of children

When he finds out you’re pregnant this man is over the moon! You’re up in his arms as he dances around screaming about how he’s gonna be a dad

The nursery is up and running in a matter of no time, he’s got a mural going, the walls are painted, fun carpets and decor. He’s so excited

Every time he goes to the store he’s picking out some article of clothing for your unborn child and he always justifies it

He cried to hard while you were in labor and cried even harder when the nurse handed him his son. Mans was ugly crying and mumbling about how cute he was

He almost passed out when they handed him another little boy saying you had twins

You will not have to move a muscle because he’s got it all. Kids screaming? Dads up and running. He’s got toys, tummy time,diaper changing but when it’s time for food he’s bringing the babies to you going “boobie time!”

You have to tell him to stop staring while you’re breast feeding

By three months he’s already asking for another

Your sons have Steve wrapped around their little fingers

He’s a sports dad, this man is loading up the car with equipment and taking them to every game

Minivan.

There has been more baseballs and rocks through the windows of the house than he’d like to admit

Cried more than the kids on the first day of school

He’s also a fun dad but in the sense that his kids will never be wrong. Ever.

“Zack threw a rock at Matthews head!”

“Well what did Matt do?”

He will never admit to being overwhelmed even when Steve “the hair” Harringtons hair is frizzy and covered in a hat with two toddlers hanging off of each arm screaming in the middle of the grocery store

Steve will also never admit that you have terror twins

I am genuinely so sorry but their backpack leash kids

“Oh fuck off!” Steve will groan at the parents who glare and shake their heads at the man with two leashes in his hand as the children connected drag him along screaming and growling

He smiles at you when you come home to find him tied up to a chair with two toddlers beating the shit outta him with foam noodles

“What’s this?”

“we captured dad!”

If he admits that having two kids is difficult that means he can’t convince you to have more

The two of you have sat in the bathroom eating candy just hiding from the kids

At the end of a long day filled with chasing toddlers around, catching objects flying through the air, apologizing to everyone who you come in contact with for your feral children, stoping fights and wiping tears from a breakdown that may have been you two or the children you both will flop down on the sofa and stare off into existence

“You have food in your hair” “leave it.”

[spicysix]

🏏 - since summer's coming soon (for us in the northern hemisphere lol) any headcanons for how any of the the spicy six like to beat the heat? 😊

oohhh i loove me some summer vibes! decided to go with our boy Argyle!

join the celebration!

he's californian!!! so he definitely hits the beach!

i imagine he's got the funniest and craziest shorts with the wildest prints ever. deffo's got a weed one. like i imagine him sunbathing wearing this:

so yeah he sunbathes with shorts on and so he's got the worst sun marks on earth. truly. ugly, hideous. he doesn't care

wears his cap backwards and complains about the sun on his face

he fills the back of the van with coolers and keeps heading back to where he parked to get iced water, beer and popsicles that he previously stored

scolds people who litter around

he gives away some popsicles if he sees little kids around. shares them with jonathan, will and el too if they're there with him

gets all dirty with the popsicles. seriously, eats like a fucking kid. you'd think it could be sexy because he has to lick his fingers afterwards but it's just funny (i mean it can be sexy too, whatever motors your boat kskskks)

he's got one of those little fans that sprikles water

loves the way the water is always a little cool even if it's the hottest day on summer. goes for numerous dives, has the time of his life truly. he loves the ocean

sometimes he'll hit a lual by sunset time, smoke some, chill with friends with some music playing. he's here for the vibes!

boyfriend! argyle HCs:

he'll feed you your popsicles so you doesn't get all dirty (not that you would, not like he does, but you love it so you let him)

keeps bugging you to let him apply more sunscreen to you at every hour. part of him is just protecting you from the mean, evil sun of course. the majority of him just wants to get his hands on your skin and give you a massage

if you like sunbathing, he'll keep the timer for you so you know when to turn sides. and he won't let you get up. 'need another water, my dear? don't worry i'll go get it for you in the van'

he makes up games for you to play on water. wanna see who can hold their breaths the longest? wanna see who can dive the furthest? wanna play mermaids??!!

loves to carry you in the water, you clinging to him like a coala bear as he gives you sweet, slow, lazy kisses with his hands caressing your back and cheeks

sits beside you on the sand as you make sand castles by the day, and sits beside you on the sand to enjoy the sunset view by the end of the day

he lets you take a nap on the back of the van as he's driving you home cause you're so tired from having so much fun, and you just look so beautiful when you're sleeping

[thefrontofmymind]

Cooking with Argyle Headcanons (Argyle x gn!Reader)

a/n: hey everyone ik i haven't written anything in a while,,,,,(hospital brainrot lmao) i've been working on this for a while and i want get going on this again!!! thanks to @aurumbelis my darling who shares my love for argyle <;33

WARNINGS: there's allusion to smut in this, but like barely,,,basically if you don't want to read it just skip the last dot point. also mentions of weed, its argyle what did you expect???

- gonna start off with saying his mum taught him everything he knows about cooking–from a young age she thought it was important that he and his sisters learn how to provide for themselves in their adult lives, so she started them early (because I also headcanon that he has like 4 sisters and is the only boy in his family, and he’s right in the middle of the five (thanks liz sweetie xxx))

- and he is a KING in the kitchen, you guys saw what he was like when he was making the pizza at Surfer Boy in Nevada; that level of care and precision with every meal he makes

- he LOVES making stuff from his culture, Birria, Torta ahogada (I feel like he’d be obsessed with these, specifically), Pacholas, all that kinda stuff! And he loves being able to teach YOU how to cook them as well, like he was taught when he was young

- I’d say a big part of his passion for food also comes from the Cooking Channel, he watches it when he’s stoned and absolutely loves it

- speaking of stoned, he is the KING of snacks for when he (and you, if you smoke) gets the munchies. Like I don’t know how he does it but somehow he manages to combine the perfect amount of corn chips, cheese, pickles, hot sauce, and probably some pineapple as well, let's be real, into the most perfect nachos to snack on, and he LOVES to make homemade pizza as well

- he loves cooking for you–he’d sit you up on the counter next to the stove and have you taste everything as he’s making it, asking you if you think it needs more salt or some cheese or some spice that he can’t quite put his finger on (9 times out of ten, its paprika. man’s favourite spice is for sure paprika)

- and for EVERY anniversary, your birthday, and even just a friday night, he’ll set out a romantic dinner for you, i’m talking candles, roses, love songs playing on his old stereo, the whole shebang. And he’d make you spaghetti and meatballs, and try to get you to do the Lady and the Tramp thing with him, which of course you would, because it makes him smile

- he also loves making food to bring to school with him, because the cafeteria food is garbage. And he’ll make extra to give to you as well, and then when the Byers move to Lenora, he makes even more extra to give to Jonathan, Will, and El, and the five of you occasionally have little picnics outside if you all so happen to have the same lunch period

(here's the slightly smutty dot point)

- basically, he’s just a fucking genius in the kitchen–you don’t know how he does it! even when he’s zooted out of his goddamn mind, he nevers burns anything, all the flavours are perfectly balanced, and he’s happy because he gets to hear you moan from enjoyment (if he’s being honest, he’d do anything you asked just to hear those sweet noises erupt from your throat, eyes closed in pleasure, which ever way you want to take that…)

[hawkinsharlot]

How they show affection

This is meant in a romantic context, as if you were dating the characters :)

characters included; jonathan byers, steve harrington, argyle, nancy wheeler, robin buckley, eddie munson, and billy hargrove

cw/tw; slightly suggestive in some parts, nothing explicit, and mentions of weed

Jonathan Byers

Quality time and words of affirmation. He doesn’t have a ton of time to spend one on one with a person, so whenever he does get that time, he’s quick to spend it with his partner. It doesn’t have to be extravagant dates either! He’s completely fine with sitting down together and he does his own thing and you do yours, just together in a comfortable silence. As for the words of affirmation, he’s always been good at comforting people, but he’s never entirely had it done for him. If you wanna make the poor boy melt, tell him how much you love and appreciate him

Steve Harrington

Acts of service and physical affection. It’s no secret that Steve is pretty touchy with whoever he’s dating. He’ll always have an arm around you, be holding your hand, or always surprising you by picking you up whenever he greets you. It definitely doesn’t stop when you two are alone either! He’s practically all over you all of the time. Even when you’re doing something that’s like, super boring to him, he'll still stick around and help you as much as he can. Sometimes, it comes off like he's trying to just whisk you away as fast as he can, but he does have a genuine intention to help you in any way he can.

Argyle

Physical affection and gift giving. Even with friends, Argyle does both of these things to express his fondness for anyone he likes, platonic or romantic. In a romantic sense, that affection is almost always in the form of constant cuddling, kisses, and just being close to you. He's definitely one to greet you with a quick peck, and even gets excited when you lean in first for a kiss. With gift giving, it's normally in the form of weed, honestly. If you don't smoke though, he'd definitely be one to get you random trinkets he comes across and "picked up because it reminded me of you, and then i never put it down, so here you go!"

Nancy Wheeler

Quality time and acts of service. Oh, this poor girl is always so busy, it seems. It's one of the less desirable traits in someone who has their life together and is always planning for the future. Not only does Nancy spend what little free time she has with you, but she’d almost make time for you. She wants to, so she does. She enjoys just sitting in a comfortable silence with you most of the time. Working on school work, reading, drawing, any of it can be done together. And when the work load gets to be too much on your end, Nancy is always there to step in and help take some of the strain off of you.

Robin Buckley

Physical affection and words of affirmation. She’s naturally a more touchy person, even just with friends. Combine this element with a partner and a nervous little lesbian and you get some of the sweetest moments between you two. While you can’t be outwardly a couple in the public, Robin often wants to make up for lost affection when the both of you are finally alone and can love on one another without fearing anything. While she will stutter and stumble over her words, they’re always 100% genuine when she tells you how much she loves you

Eddie Munson

Quality time and physical affection. If you share the same nerdy interests, spending time together comes as naturally as breathing to the both of you. You could spend hours upon hours talking about all the nerd shit between the both of you. He might even ask for you opinions on his campaign he’s planning. All of this wouldn’t come alone though, the entire time, he’d be completely all over you. It’s the little things Eddie does that tends to drive you crazy, like resting his hand on your thigh or putting an arm around you when you’re sitting next to him.

Billy Hargrove

Physical affection. Because of his childhood, Billy doesn’t entirely know how a healthy relationship is supposed to look or feel. It’s not his fault, it’s simply what happened. His way of feeling and giving love is the same, physical affection. He’d spend a lot of time showing off his partner to whoever was looking in his direction. It doesn’t stop when you’re alone either. Honestly? He’s just barely getting started with you when you two are finally alone. Lots of very bold moves coming from his half, but if you ask him to slow down he’ll listen.

[heartbreak-sandwich]

Argyle is your boyfriend 💕

Looking at yourself in the full-length mirror once more before departing for your road trip with your boyfriend, you noticed him sneaking up behind you. Removing his bright, colorful hat, he plopped the too-big flatbill onto your head before wrapping you in his arms from behind.

“Damn, look at you, cutie!” He pressed a quick, sweet kiss to your cheek before you turned around and hooked your hands behind his neck. “You ready?” He beamed down at you before adjusting the bill of the hat to be able to meet your eyes. You nod and echo his lovesick grin before taking his hand in yours and leading him out the door. The two of you trotted excitedly together toward Argyle’s van. He helped you up into the passenger seat before tossing your luggage haphazardly into the back. Jumping into the driver’s seat and popping in a tape, he side eyed you affectionately.

“This one’s for us,” he declared, cranking the volume. “Let’s roll, sweetness!” Pulling out of your driveway and onto the main road, you were contentedly unpacking snacks for the both of you as you started yet another grand adventure together.

✨Nicknames for you: cutie, sweetness, babygirl (you are the only one he does not address as “my dude” because “his lady rules a higher realm in his heart.”)

💕 love language: gift giving/words of affirmation

Will always be leaving you little trinkets; brings you a cool rock or leaf he found that day; sees something that reminds him of you and has to bring it to you.

Ringpop proposals.

Tells you how beautiful you are, how good you look in your new threads, and how he would move mountains for you (not literally of course, unless you want him to because he sure would try but couldn’t make any guarantees).

Will drive you anywhere and everywhere you want at any time, treating it like it's a new adventure.

Road trips are his favorite dates, and they usually last at least a whole weekend. He makes a mixtape for every trip you take and treats you like a royal passenger princess

💋Kissing Argyle: Connecting with you physically is the only time his mind slows down. It’s sweet, sensual, and methodical. He’s great at vocalizing what he likes and asking for your verbal consent. Contrary to popular belief, he isn’t ever really nervous because he just lets the feelings of the moment guide him and goes with your flow. He has a habit of taking a deep breath and saying, “Wow,” or "That was magical," after every session.

[undeadcortez]

FIRST KISS

how your first kiss goes | steve, eddie, billy, jonathan, argyle, and hopper included

gender neutral reader | eddie does call you pretty, though

warnings: drug and alcohol usage, mildly suggestive, but not really

STEVE

it would be at a party.

the both of you would be in the kitchen, tipsy and getting more drinks for each other as the party carries on.

“woah, woah, woah,” steve chuckled as you poured a generous amount of liquor into the red, plastic cup he held, “that’s enough! that’s enough!”

you laughed along with him, setting the bottle on the counter before leaning back against it, looking up at him. “what?” you questioned with false innocence.

“you’re such a dork,” he said with a shake of his head before downing the cup with ease.

you would linger around in the kitchen with him for a while until it truly is just the two of you in the room.

and you wouldn’t even notice until steve got quiet.

you dipped from the cup, the giggles fading out into the plastic before furrowing your brows. “hm?” you questioned the silence.

steve smiled. “nothing, nothing, just—,” he paused, setting his own empty cup onto the counter, “i’m really glad you came with me tonight.”

you would playfully roll your eyes, leaning forward to push his shoulder, to which steve laughs.

you would admit that you’re glad steve dragged you out here, too. parties weren’t your thing, but when your crush asks to come with, you go.

the silence would look over the room once again. your eyes on steve’s, and soon, he’s leaning in.

the kiss would be sweet, intoxicatingly so— the alcohol lingering on his lips coating your own and you swear you could get drunk off of this kiss alone.

your arms would find the way around his neck, and his hands would seek refuge on the backs of your upper arms, melting into one another.

this could last forever, you would think, but soon there’s motion entering the room, and steve is pulling away just as quick as he leaned in.

an awkward silence now would find its way into the air, steve clearing his throat and you sipping from your cup until the other people leave.

“sorry,” he murmured quickly, to which you shook your head.

“there’s no need to apologize,” you reassured, stepping closer to steve once more, “i didn’t say i didn’t like it.”

you would catch a glimpse of his smile before smashing your lips onto his once more.

EDDIE

it would be in his bedroom.

you would be laying on his bed, all the stains it adorned pushed to the back of your mind, as he shuffles through his records in the corner.

“come on,” he huffed as he searched for one in particular, and after a moment, continued, “aha!”

you sat up and victoriously, he held up the black sabbath vinyl, heaven and hell it said with three angels posed on a black cover. “finally,” you teased before crashing back onto the filthy sheets.

once the record was on, sounding through the bedroom, he would join you on the bed.

you would both listen to the album in practical silence, which was odd for eddie— so, you look at him to find him only looking back at you.

“you’re quiet,” you murmured before turning your head, catching the big doe eyes before you with your own, “what?”

eddie’s cheeks grew red, the eyes closing as he shook his head and turned his attention back on the ceiling. you frowned.

“eddie, what?” you repeated, sitting up a bit as ozzy osbourne played in the background.

“it’s nothing,” he opened his eyes once more, finding yours again for a moment before looking away with a blush burnt brighter on his cheeks, “you’re just really fuckin’ pretty. kind of amazed you’ve stayed in my disgusting room for longer than twenty minutes is all.”

your face would be bright red, too, as you watch him sit up to become eye level with you.

it would be silent for a moment more, besides the record, before you start to lean in, which he mirrors until the space is closed.

the kiss would be a bit clumsy— he hasn’t kissed many people, alright? 😰

it would be a bit sloppy, lips slotting together perfectly yet wetly, and the stubble on his upper lip would scratch your face as you kiss.

it wouldn’t not be amazing, though. eddie’s lips would taste like lingering weed and would be so soft it feels like they’re melting against yours.

his hands would cup your cheeks eventually, and yours would find those infamous curls, relaxing into the calloused fingers holding your face so lovingly.

and when he would pull back after a few moments, he’d be in complete awe.

your eyes flew open when eddie, unfortunately, pulled back, immediately met with his beautiful brown pair, wide and full of admiration.

“you have no idea how long i’ve been waiting to do that,” he whispered before leaning in for another, which you happily accepted.

BILLY

it would be at the pool.

you would be in the pool as billy sits on life guard duty— the two of you have casually flirted back and forth and today, you would be determined to get something more. whether it be a date or kiss or just something, it didn’t matter.

“i don’t know why you keep trying to grab his attention,” your friend said as they waded in the pool behind you, “if he wanted to be something more, i think you’ve made it very clear that he can just ask. now, can we go? i’m starving.”

your eyes were still on him, watching as he didn’t even give you the time of day. you sighed, dipping your head against the edge of the pool, “i guess. let me use the bathroom real quick, though, man.”

you would get out of the pool, letting yourself drip-dry for a moment, adjusting your attire that cling to you as if it depends on it, before finally making your way to the restrooms.

billy’s eyes would be on you as you walk away, entirely and shamelessly checking you out.

you would be done in a few minutes, only to walk out into billy’s chest.

“watch where you’re goin’, baby,” he shot his infamous smile down at you, and sure you were mad at him blatantly ignoring you all day, but you melted immediately, “it’s slippery out here.”

still pressed up against his chest, you looked up into his bright, blue eyes, nearly speechless. “good thing you were here then,” you mustered up, “a lifeguard to protect me from getting hurt.”

his smile would linger as he looks to the side, almost to see if anyone is looking, though you don’t catch it.

once the coast is clear, he would look back at you, smashing his lips onto yours with no other warning other than his hands finding your waist.

your eyes would widen, but then immediately sink into it, kissing back with a wide smile on your lips.

the kiss would be short, but passionate. his lips would taste like mint, and the hair on his upper lip would tickle yours— it’s magical and everything you have dreamt of.

after he pulls back, he would lean down close to your ear.

“i get off at five when the pool closes,” he started, giving your waist a soft squeeze, “meet me at the trailer park tonight?”

you would happily nod your head and catch the wink he gives your way before watching him go back to his post.

JONATHAN

it would be on his car.

the two of you would be dating for a few weeks. nothing too serious— just hanging out and seeing if it feels right.

he would invite you to come hang out with him while picking up will from school, to which you would happily agree every time. you never would pass up a chance to be around jonathan.

“we’re here a little earlier,” he said, then continued on with admission, “i honestly just wanted to spend some time with you.”

as you hopped onto the trunk of his car, you smiled, “really?”

“really.”

you would think his words over in your head for a moment before moving onto a different subject, just chatting the time away.

he would take your hand in his own, lacing your fingers together as you speak, and your cheeks would heat up.

“hey, uhm,” he started, looking down at your fingers, rubbing his thumb over your knuckles, “i know we’ve been kind of keeping this playful, no labels or anything, but… i really like you.”

you looked up from your hands, locking eyes with him, the blush returning. “i really like you, too, jonathan.”

“i think we should uh,” he continued on after a few moments, “i think we should make things official.”

“i would like that.”

after the words left your lips, his lips would find yours.

his lips would be a bit chapped, but you don’t mind. they’re otherwise soft and hold an unfamiliar taste to them, but you love it.

his free hand would cup your cheek while his other remains on interlocked with your own. yours would find his on your face, fingers curling against his own as you kiss back with love.

the kiss would last for only a moment before a familiar voice breaks you up.

“ew,” will said as he marched up to the car, causing you and jonathan to split up with red cheeks.

ARGYLE

it would be in the surfer boy pizza van.

you would take a long drag of the joint the both of you are passing back and forth, fits of laughter filling the foggy air.

“no, no, no,” you argued as you passed the joint over to the other, “pineapple does not belong on pizza, dude.”

“don’t knock it ‘til you try it, man,” he smiled at you— the biggest, goofiest smile as always, “fruit on pizza is gnarly.”

the argument would carry on for a moment or two until the both of you move onto another subject.

somehow, the topic of kissing would arise.

“how have you never had your first kiss?” he asked, his eyes the widest you think they’re capable of opening right now.

you shrugged, “i dunno, man. just never found the right person, i guess.”

“nuh uh,” he persisted, “nuh uh, there’s no way, man. you’re lyin’.”

you would argue about it for a moment, before he offers to just kiss you himself. it’s bold for argyle, you’re shocked.

after a moment of contemplation, you would nod, agreeing to let your best friend be your first kiss.

the two of you would get into position, then laugh, try again, and then fail once more— you would do this about a dozen times before his lips finally end up on yours.

it’s definitely sloppy, but it doesn’t mean it’s bad. his lips are wet with wetting them so many times prior while setting it up, but you don’t mind the marijuana taste latching onto your lips.

sparks would fly, metaphorically. you never saw argyle as a potential boyfriend, but now you’re unsure. feelings would definitely blossom the moment his lips are on your own.

when he pulls away, his eyes would speak louder than any words he could muster, saying all the feelings you would be holding back.

then you both would start laughing.

“how was it?” he asked in between the shared giggles, “give me a full review, man.”

“oh, it was radical,” you teased.

“can i be honest?”

“of course, dude.”

“that was my first kiss, too.”

HOPPER

it would be in his car after a date.

it would be your first date with jim to be exact, and it went amazingly.

“i had a really fun time,” you’d say as the car slowly rolled in front of your house, “i’ll call you?”

jim would put the car in park, a contagious smile on his lips. “yeah,” he’d start and look over at you, “yeah, that would be great.”

you smiled before grabbing your keys and wallet from the tray in his car, unlocking the door.

you both would fall silent for a moment before he breaks it by saying your name, causing you to turn around.

his lips would immediately find yours as he leans over the center console. you’re a bit taken back, but you kiss back instantly, dropping your belongings in your lap to cup his face.

his facial hair would prickle your fingers while your thumbs caress his cheeks, his own hands coming up to cup your face as well.

the kiss would be passionate, all you’ve ever wanted since the moment your eyes landed on the cop. his lips would taste like tobacco and the steak he ate that evening. an interesting mix, but you fall in love with it.

he would pull back after what feels like an eternity, his eyes remaining closed for a moment before they shoot open, finding your own.

“would you uhm,” you started with a smile, stammering over your question, “would you wanna come in for a drink?”

he smiled, turning to turn off his car and that was answer enough.

[catharusustulatus]

More Argyle headcanons I have:

His older sister taught him how to roll joints for the first time when he caught her smoking on their roof. He was 13 and she was 17. She told him how to smoke safely, how to hide the smell, how to smoke without their mom knowing. Argyle asked her who taught her and she replied “dad.” They laughed until their stomachs hurt.

He’s been an avid reader his whole life. He loves Hunter S. Thompson. He reads a lot of poetry too. He has a Lenora Hills library card.

He broke his arm in third grade learning how to skateboard after school. He did it on a dare. His mom contacts his aunts from Puebla, soon she’s wrapping Alamo around his wrist. The pain really does go away.

He’d do anything for Jonathan. He’d kill, he’d die for Jonathan. He realizes it two nights into their trip across the country; the fact he hasn’t thought about a single person, place, or thing other than Jon and getting his little siblings and Mike to safety. He cries, secretly, worried about what it might mean to care so much. Then he makes peace with it.

He and Joyce speak to each other in Spanish behind everyone else’s backs. Jonathan and Will know a tiny bit but grew up speaking mostly English. It’s the best feeling in the world, having a special connection like that in a foreign place. Joyce loves to gossip. She tells him everything, they talk about it all: if Steve and Robin are dating or just twin flames, why Dustin has braces, her favorite ways to make beans, if Nancy is going to be the one for Jon.

He helps Jonathan pick up supplies for the cabin before shit really hits the fan, and when they’re paying he buys as many candy bars as he can. He loves dark chocolate and gets himself a Mounds. Jonathan is confused why he buys them but finds out quickly enough: when they get back after a hard day of fighting, everyone gets to share one bar. It keeps them going. Argyle just thinks of things like that.

[homeybadger]

Stranger Things Headcanons: Teens

Robin Buckley

- Doesn’t like cooked carrots

- Flicks Dustin randomly

- Scared of bees

- Wanted to grow her hair out longer, but when it is it gets chronically tangled

- A fan of horror movies, has movie nights with Max (she gets super excited for them)

- Repeatedly said the word “libido” because it “sounded cool”, before she found out what it meant

- Loves mashed potatoes

Eddie Munson

- Enjoys receiving flowers

- Has a pair of reading glasses for when he paints miniatures

- If he doesn’t like a food, he just tells people he’s allergic to it

- Has a stuffed animal hidden in his closet that he cuddles with while he sleeps (his mom gave it to him)

- Spontaneously “trust falls” people

- Paints his nails on occasion

- Has gotten his tongue stuck to a pole in winter

- Carries a complete set of DND dice in his pocket at all times

Nancy Wheeler

- Really likes cinnamon, the smell and the flavor

- Has a bunch of journals. Some are halfway filled with random writings, while others are completely empty (they look too cool)

- Is actually curious about DND, but doesn’t consider it because it’s Mike’s thing

- Can fall asleep after downing a pot of coffee

- Gave Mike her serving of peas whenever she could when they were younger

- Despises itchy sweaters

Steve Harrington

- Knows the lyrics to the Never Ending Story, but ensures Dustin has no idea. He finds himself humming it when the video store is slow

- Won’t watch horror movies if he’s alone

- Actually has considered becoming a legitimate babysitter at one point

- Allergic to shellfish

- Has offhandedly called Dustin his son while speaking about him.

- He’s called all of the kids his children at some point, but Dustin was the first

- Gets horrifically sunburned constantly

- Saves every birthday card ever given to him

Jonathan Byers

- He also stuck a Lego up his nose when he was little, and Joyce had to get it out

- Has a photo album full of bird pictures

- Has accidentally taken a sip of Will’s paint water

- Burns food at least a little when he cooks, but anything he bakes turns out perfectly

- Listens to Queen

- Considered getting a tattoo, but ultimately decided against it

Argyle

- Has totally eaten pineapple pieces dipped in pizza sauce before

- Is trying to create a “weed pizza”

- Good with dogs

- Allergic to cats

- Prefers to wear socks that aren’t matching

- Owns at least 10 hats, all different designs/colors

- Afriad of the super deep parts of the ocean

[queenimmadolla]

we really gonna pretend like eddie munson wasn’t jonathan byers’ outgoing cracky best friend who popped up literally out of nowhere all the time, always scaring him enough to get a little surprised shriek? like there wasn’t a place set for him at the byers’ table for dinner bc joyce knows wayne works nights? and then they meet argyle when they’re too high to drive to pick up a pizza so they have it delivered instead. and that’s how we get The Weed Amigos.