#as arceus did clone her

[emolgabrine]

Biting Snow

She marched through the bitter cold Used like a tool, used and disposed In the blizzard, no sign of life could be seen Her fate had been unforeseen

She trudged through the bitter cold With a wish this could have been foretold Further and further into the zone The cold started to her bone

She kneeled in the bitter cold No longer could she uphold The storm raged through the night So hard all she could see was white

She laid in the bitter cold she wondered had she been too bold Frost spread just like a glow And she fell to the biting snow

The found her in the bitter cold And thus, the world had lost some gold White as the snow, cold as a stone When they found her, she had been long gone 

[eggs-love-loki]

I am not comfortable with the implication that the humanoid manifestation of a vengeful wisp spirit sent me on a fetch quest to get her 107 malevolent buddies to bring together in the form of a Spiritomb as her last act of “mischief” on the mortal plane

[ethanharmonia]

The Hisui Trio in my AU!! :D

(they dont know how to dress up 😔)

I wanted to make reference sheets for the three, even though i took a ton of inspo from many things but its for investment i promise i promise

Those three are friends in this AU, they are all in the present world and they are like a family to each other tbh, they might get into a few arguments but they talk it out later on.

To be fair i think those three would give each other kisses, not in a romantic way though, its just more of a platonic thing i guess??

The three of them own dragon type pokemon, from gen 4, 6 and 8 (me like even numbers dont mind me), i kinda felt like these pokemon fit them best by personality (im not exactly sure for 100%)

Dropping the lore here :

The only way Adaman and Irida could go back and out of Hisui was by Volo taking them with him by going through portals with Giratina, of course the two of them got frightened at the sight of Giratina showing up right in front of their eyes for the first time but they got used to it later on.

As a gift of gratitude from Volo for still being accepted by Adaman and Irida even after everything he's done in the past, he made and gave a clone of Origin Dialga and Origin Palkia to them so that they could also travel through the portals or around the world without his help (he's getting tired from babysitting them pls let him live).

Adaman and Irida just live with Lucas, Dawn and Barry in Twinleaf Town, sometimes Volo comes by to visit them and hang out with them. Lucas and Dawn dont have memories of Rei and Akari, so they have no idea of what Volo used to be back then, if they would then oh boy they would try to kill him.

{With Dialga} Adaman possesses Steel type powers (or Metal Bending as they say), he uses it a lot for combat but also for reaching high places if he cant go up there or reach it by climbing, he bends the metal into a form of a long rope in order to get up there.

{With Palkia} Irida has Water type powers (or Water Bending), she is not really the type of a person to fight but she rather heals others, it also works on pokemon too, though sometimes she can kick ass once in a while if anyone drives her mad.

{With Giratina and Arceus} Volo has all the elements, including Dark type powers but he never uses those as he only sees the bad in them and never wishes to use them, reminding him a lot of Cyrus {bro hates him more than anything}, with Volo being an Archon, he can summon pretty much every pokemon, including the legendaries and mythical ones, and the ultra beasts, even though the legendaries are gods too and are feared by many, Volo however just sees them as misunderstood creatures/beings, as he has a better bond with them than with his own people.

Volo despises humans, he only sees the bad in them as he has only seen the bad things that humans did, and with Volo being isolated in Arceus's realm and being there for about 280 years (met Arceus at 20), he cant really change his opinion about it, even if he has friends that are different than the rest of the humans, Volo still has doubts that humans are good, unless proven to him. Sure, Volo is the archon and savior of this world and he is trying his best to make the world a better with no wars or catastrophies, he hates humans, but he just wants peace, but he is aware that even if this happens one day then the peace wont last forever, the world cant remain peaceful for eternity, theres always going to be something happening all the time and he will have to deal with it on his own.

This would be Volo and his Dragapult (canon)

Imagine praying to god, and this is who you're praying to

[au-wannabe-the-very-best]

For the, what I'm calling, Arceus Creation Akari AU, Ingo needs to take Akari on her own journey of self discovery. He wants to see his Akari again, not the Panic and Depressed Akari that came reom her realization that she's a Clone of Champion Dawn.

Also, my idea is that Akari and/or Rei are from a Failed Platinum World, like the Failed Diamond and/or Pearl World, where Cyrus succeeded, with Akari and/or Rei being safe because of Arceus. But because of Cyrus using Giratina, that world dies and Arceus takes Akari and/or Rei to Hisui to start fresh, not counting on Ingo deciding that he will take Akari and/or Rei with them back home.

Ingo going on a journey with Akari is really sweet!!! Maybe Ingo, Emmet, and Akari go on a break from everything and travel around another region for a while. Emmet needs the break, he's been working both his and his brother's shifts for years and a vacation is long overdue. Ingo needs the time to acclimate to the new living conditions that he's just not used to anymore. Both perfectly valid excuses that won't make Akari feel like she's eating up their time worrying about her!

Because she will try to close herself off. She came to the future with Ingo under the assumption that she would eventually be reunited with her own family. She was not meant to be Ingo's responsibility, especially not in the long term. Ingo may have taken her in after the revelation that she doesn't "exist," but that might just because of obligation— after all, she brought him home, so maybe he feels like he has to put up with her, rather than truly wanting her around.

Going on a vacation and journeying around with her could potentially put her fears to rest, in that regard. Now it's just Ingo and Emmet trying to get her to understand something that might be a bit difficult for her; you don't need a purpose to live. Sometimes you just exist.

I want her to eventually get to that point where she realizes the only "purpose" she needs to have anymore is to love a lot and enjoy her life as she lives it.

In regards to the "failed platinum world," I find it really difficult to imagine simply because Cynthia... is perfectly capable of beating Cyrus' ass. It's actually kind of wild to think of but the protagonist in the DPP games wasn't necessarily needed to save the world, they just did it because they wanted to and they happened to be around.

Actually like. Shame on Cynthia and literally the entire Sinnoh league for leaving everything into the ten year old's hands, like wtf you could EASILY have handled that clusterfuck yourselves. What are you even doing.

[sakiyaki-sashimi]

CALLING ALL BUDDIES (here I’ll tag a couple @touratoura @starfilledsky2810 @citrushomie @key-lime-lies @crimsonattourney @spacingoutwards)

TOP TEN POKEMON STAT!!! (If u don’t know/like that many u can do top 5!!)

THEY CAN BE FOR WHATEVER REASON U WANT!!!! Design, competitive stats, ANYTHING!!! I’ll go first :D

In no particular order, my favs arreeeee

#1 Darumaka!!

Look at him!!! No thoughts behind those eyes 😭 (this love stemmed purely from those darumaka lunch boxes in the gen 5 pokemon movie kyurem and the swords of justice)

#2 Magikarp

Come on hes literally on my tumblr banner XD he’s got his own little mini game and I just adore him 😭❤️

#3 Snorlax

This stupid mf is just fat and hungry and tired abt that’s his super power 😭🫶 ADORE him

#4 Totodile

I think you can KIIIIINDA sense a pattern with my dumb fuck love… what can I say HE’s CUTE!!!

#5 Oshawott

Can you tell I have a penchant for water starters?? LOOK AT HIS STUPID FACE HES SO CUTEEEEEEEE AND SQUEEZABLE 😭

#6 Wooper

Goddamn it PUT ME ON THE CROSS ANS STARE AT HIM!!!!!!! LOOOK!!!!!!!!! ITS HIM!!!!!!!!

#7 Plusle/Minun/Emolga/Pachirisu

Including all 4 here as my adored pika-clones ❤️❤️❤️❤️ they all slay!!! Like emolga is just so cute and sassy and the plus-minus duo is just so simple but smart for an electric type??? And when pachirisu did that ice ball explosion thing in that coordinator battle I LOVED IT!!! Luv em!!

#8 The whole Sewaddle line

Certified good boy!!! First one wants to sleep and be cute, then swadloon wants to sleep and be alone, then levanny just wants to do her thing!!!! What more could anybody want :333 (Also, on a less important level is the Scatterbug line :33)

#9 Furfrou

ICON?????? HUH??? EVERY HAIRSTYLE HITS IDK WHAT TO TELL YA (sponsored by that one pokemon hairdresser episode I was obsessed with for a time) (only episode I liked more than that was the meowstic brothers ep)

#10 Sandygast

Okay so I don’t really like him specifically I just started drawing him on my classroom whiteboards and now he’s apart of me idk look at him 🏖️🏖️🏖️🏖️🏖️

Honorable mentions go to!

Arceus/Deoxys/Jirachi/Celebi/really most legendaries and mythicals for how their movies made me feel (DESTINY DEOXYS/JIRACHI THE WISHMAKER/EVERY SINNOH MOVIE EVER YOU HAVE MY HEART)

Absol and Audino for being some of the first pokemon I ever loved!! (The gen 5 monkeys cuz they also made me rly like pokemon for some reason XDDD)

Eevee/the eeveelutions for bringing me lots of nightcore amv comic dub love!!! (Used to cut out photos of them and make drawn paper houses for all of them to live together and I still have these Lego forms of all of them)

Every pokemon with alternate forms gender or otherwise (like burmy or shellos or cherrim or pyroar) because those were bomb entries to read in those pokemon collecters books

Beheeyem, regigigus, and reuniclus for how you make me feel in the anime (they were just animated so cool idk)

Really any gen5/6 pokemon cuz that’s what I wa raised on XD

Pikachus alt outfits for how they make me feel

Snom/Pyukumuku not really sure what they brought to the table but I feel it nontheless

And finally castform because HAIL YEAH!!!!

So yeah guys tell me ur favs!!!!

[phlurrii]

Yea rewatching these guys they know each other, after Meau has her flashback of dreaming of mewtwo where I assume she's telling them like I'm having dreams and in it I'm seeing a dark room with an orange tube with something inside Noe turns to her and like the expression on their face feels so very "and what are you going to do about it?" as if asking like this is what you're going through what are you going to do about it, and then they fly off together with them twirling around each other and I did notice Noe flies very close to Meau which makes me curious again they know each other they feel familial especially with them moving up to hug hold Meau to comfort her as she I imagine gets a psychic projection of Mewtwo waking up which scared her because oh god, something is out there and it's powerful and it's what the humans have done and it involves my baby so whatever they are they're from my child. So just hm horrors of the genetic tampering and they've made something powerful and they cant control it and that's my grandchild in some way (possible fear of what will happen if Meau has to face off with them because technically her kin but because of the genetic tampering there's that level of two being unrecognisable but she'd be lying if she thought there was no relation that she could deal with them without feeling)

Noe and Meau just hm, I am hm. They /know/ each other lmao I know I keep saying it but words are hard. Part of me is like does the closeness mean something other than friendship and familial but like her and Noe are probably related unless Arceus had maybe intended for them to be two without any relation to help foster the new world he was making kind of like the king and queen of the pride... Hm now I'm thinking did Noe originally exist alongside Meau and was once whole but gave too much of their dna to other Pokemon during the creation of a thriving world, because we saw how shaky and tired Meau was in her depictions before she made her child could be very easy to push oneself too far I mean even Meau had to go nap afterwards, and ended up weakening themselves to a state of instability where they joined with Meau who preserved their remaining dna within themselves to keep them alive, if half alive through her and giving them the power to come alive through shadows but only briefly as their original form unfortunately no longer exists... Sorry got off on a tangent but like! They know each other they are close but we'll find out how!

Also Meau witnessing Mewtwo escape their anger and violence as they burn down the lab, again it's shaking her to the core, she must know she's seeing these projections because they're both strong with their psychic powers but also related bond like how Meau sensed when mew was in danger, could she bring herself to stop them if she had to? Especially when they too have been hurt by humans or will their rage prove to be something she needs to put a stop to even as it tears her apart.

And if they're actually grown cloned from an organ from her child and not just from their ovary eggs ect then wouldn't that make them in a sense a clone and twin to her child? Could she kill the man made sibling? When they are still genetically hers?

I'm falling into the deep end here I'm experiencing and feeling a lot of emotions here Meaus probably going through a lot and Noe making brain go BRR

Enjoy my insane ramblings

I’ve already stated before how much I loved this, but I LOVED this. They’ve basically nailed the entire animatic intentions, give or take a few things ;3c

Thus I think it’ll be a GREAT refresher… Ehe

[instaquarius]

For Full Resolution

If anyones curious I already explained here in the description for why I have the Tao Trio, X & Y duo as part of the Pokemon Arceus created/technically his "children"

but basically me (and a friend who's helped me with the AU since the entire AU was originally based off an RP we were doing) headcanon Arceus had most likely created more pokemon other than just Mew, The Creation Trio and Lake Trio.

So for PTA (PokeTale: Ascendance) I have it as the Tao trio and X/Y duo were among those, especially since "Gods of Death & Life" kinda sounds like would be on the same power scale as like- The Gods of Time, Space and Antimatter tbh

And "Gods of Truth and Idealism" sorta sounds would be on the Lake Trios powerscale sooo ye-

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Anyways, randomly felt like, since I'd never drawn Reshi, Kyurem, Zekrom, Xerneas and Yveltal before (or the whole fam) in a while that I would along with Chara and Zero (kid form)

And also Smoltina, cuz clone of Giratina (even though Smol kinda thinks of Gira as his papa, and Chara as his mama, purely because it's mainly Chara who's been raising him) *even though I suppose technically his "mama" would actually be Mewtwo since he's the one that created the cloned Gira in the first place, as explained here

but anyways, Smol is always with Chara and they're never seperate so i just decided to add him too-

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From Oldest to Youngest:

Giratina, Palkia, and Dialga (all three technically hatched from their eggs at the exact same time) though Gira popped out of his egg a couple seconds before Palkia and Dialga. Palkia and Dia were then born shortly after at the same time, but in terms of Personalities and how they carry themselves: Palkia is teeeeeechnically the middle child, and Dialga is the youngest. but both Palki and Dia were born at the literal exact same time.

Note: Everyone after the Creation Trio was created as an adult. The Creation Trio however were created as newborns/infants that Arceus himself basically raised for around a millenia until they were old enough to have their own dimensions and become the Gods they were meant to be.

Mesprit, Uxie and Azelf are the second born trio (also born at the exact same time, a couple years or so after the Creation Trio) Uxie is the eldest however in terms of personaity, then followed by Azelf then Mesprit

Chara Arc is then brought over to the Pokemon world from UNDERTALE (Though she thinks herself older than the Creation Trio since she's known them since they were babies) but technically they and the Lake Trio's older than her by at least a couple decades or so.

Xerneas and Yveltal are born a few hundred or thousand years after this, once the Earth was at a more stable position to support and hold Life on it then Arceus creates these two at roughly the same time. Xerneas acts as the older between the two

Mew is created basically a few hundred years after the X,Y duo

The Original Dragon is then also created at least a few millions of years after once Humans started existing and more and more pokemon started to appear thanks to efforts of the Mew species and a few fossil pokemon such as Anorith and so on. Around 1,000 years before the Present time, The Original Dragon splits off into three due to a War creating: Reshiram, Zekrom and Kyurem. When they split, Kyurem appeared as fully grown, however both Reshi and Zeki ended up as babies after the split, leaving Kyurem alone to raise them both however until Arceus and the others had eventually found them.

Zero is then adopted into the family (Basically the villain from the Giratina and the Sky Warrior movie) Because, although Chara WAS furious with Zero and what he'd tried to do to her brother, she also saw a bit of herself within him and how she used to be like, before meeting the Creation Trio and Arceus adopting her and stuff. And she sees if what Zero did could have even been what she would have done if she was in his shoes and no one had saved her from her abusive human parents etc. So after meeting him again post-movie, after his time in Jail and he he'd gotten therapy and even moved to Paldea (where he was basically hitting it off with Iono for quite some time. And yes before anyone asks, I crack ship Iono and Zero cuz of the Magnemite connection. Shush. And getting to know and eventually forgiving him, she wanted to give Zero a chance to be happy and have a better life and eventually he also got adopted by Arceus after some time (and Giratina long having forgiven him too for basically the same reason Chara did) long story short.

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For PokeTale: Ascendance

An AU based off of an RP between me and a friend of mine from my discord server discord.gg/pQf9ZsdF6E where the Creation Trio as babies (a time they all cant really fully control their powers and junk) accidentally create a portal into the Undertale Universe and meet Chara and basically Arceus finds Chara and adopts her after finding out about her shitty human parents and Chara ends up helping Arceus raise the babies and basically lives in the Pokemon Universe now ------------------------- Also if you're curious about the AU just follow the tag below for some other stuff I've posted about it, or you can read the one-shot I'd wrote how it all started here

[mewintheflesh-2]

More Nightsky food for thought

Thinking about a Nikey equivalent of The Winter King because my brain has been frosted over by him to be oh so completely honest. (People on the Winter King tag feel free to skip over this has almost nothing to actually do with him besides reflecting on his concept.)

(If you somehow take this as me shipping Simon and Bonnie you are WRONG >:( I do not)

(I mean that genuinely)

Everything seems completely fine about him, though he’s still acting nothing like his actual self. Turns ouuuutttt he put all of his memories of any manipulations and pulling of strings from the Nikey he encountered in Past-Paldea AND his curse from Arceus ontooooooooo DRUMROLL PLEASEEEEEEE His wife :) (maybe. I will continue to say it’s Winona afflicted with these to make writing this out easier. Just know it’s not final.) Anywho, whoever he ended up putting those memories onto, he ended up locking up with no remorse for basically until they die. Which uh, yeah, kind of fucked up, but don’t look at me, look at the fucking Winter King. Yeah he didn’t do exactly that but he did something almost exactly as bad to even more people. (They’re still both shitty though, that’s the point.)

Winter Nikey (his temporary name) seems like he has everything under control but he really just put every spec of strife and any issues he had onto someone else and locked them away to hide them from everyone. The world of Winter Nikey is perfect, better than it ever was even before the smog, everybody loves the guy, nobody questions what happened to Winona. Maybeeeeeee. He built an AI version of her or a clone… AHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEE :D

Regular Nikey figures out what the fuck is up and does everything he can to free the Winter world’s Winona from her prison and take her back to his world with him. Not even because Winona used to be his wife and he still cares about her, but because he know what the fuck it’s like to be under that amount of stress and especially the curse.

Nikey ends up having to kill Winter Nikey to free Winona, basically killing himself, but it wasn’t himself at all. Winter Winona is completely out of it and isn’t even aware she’s being broken out of her prison because she’s just… so… not there. Nikey can’t even look at her face without getting a metaphorical punch straight to the gut.

I think, maybe this all happened because Nikey built another Time Machine before he was truly ready to go home, and accidentally went to an entirely different reality again.

And then I realized, I love men who be cursed <3 And also the ice twink

[bluerosesburnblue]

Hello. What are some of your canon favourite sibling relationships in games, tv shows, books, etc.? Doesn't have to be a healthy bond (but, if is toxic, I hope it's acknowledged in canon as toxic).

Well, I think the first time that I can remember actually caring about a fictional sibling relationship was Katara and Sokka in ATLA, and they still hold up exceptionally well, capturing the way that actual siblings banter and care about each other. I've also been watching reactions to Danny Phantom recently and it's reminded me of just how good Danny and Jazz's relationship is. I used to read fanfics of Danielle getting adopted by the Fentons and the three of them becoming a sibling ghost-fighting team. I've always found it interesting how they could have made Jazz an overbearing sister who's as against Danny as a hero as her parents are, but the second that she founds out about his secret identity she's instantly supportive and I found that refreshing

Thinking of some video game examples, Denys and Yew Geneaolgia's relationship was what ultimately made Bravely Second as a game for me, especially with the way that despite their father's blood purity nonsense, they still deeply cared about each other. I actually didn't care that much about the Subway Twins, Ingo and Emmet, from Pokemon that much at first (probably because I never did the Black/White Battle Subway), but with their more recent appearances in Pokemon Masters and Ingo's plotline in Pokemon Legends: Arceus I've started really enjoying their dynamic, and how it's the outwardly grumpy-looking Ingo is the more eloquent and supportive of the two, while the friendly-looking Emmet is stilted and competitive

Those are just a handful coming to mind right now, and I'm also leaving out relationships that I think are fascinating but not necessarily in a good way (i.e. Phobos and Elyon in W.I.T.C.H.) or characters who aren't related by blood but could be seen as siblings (i.e. clones and everything KH has going on) or are just sibling-like. Hope that's a good list for you!

[pkmnherpetology]

Hi! first time asker, so i apologize if this has been brought up already, but;

Are all fossil pokemon rock type by default? or do they attain rock type during the revivification/cloning process?

If the latter, do you think that one day it'll be possible to revive more type-accurate extinct pokemon?

And finally, If fossil pokemon aren't originally rock type, is there any connection to the rock typing acquired in this way, and mega-aerodactyl's stone protrusions? There's no way those cumbersome spikes are natural for a flying type, right?

hi!!

so, i'm actually a herpetologist, not a paleontologist, but i'll do my best to answer.

1.) most likely, some fossils develop the rock type as a result of the cloning process. however, some, like cranidos and rampardos, were probably what we would classify as rock types when their ancestors were still alive. typing is more of a description of a species' ecological niche and bodily adaptations, so trying to discern whether or not all fossils would have had the same typing when their ancestral forms were extant is difficult and relies on a lot of reconstruction of what the ancestral forms looked like and what their ecology was like.

2.) reviving pokémon in general is an ongoing process. for the most part, with the exception of whatever in arceus' name is going on in fucking galar, we've seen a lot of improvement and the ability to revive species that have little to no extant relatives, or don't have any very close living relatives. fossil research was going on long before trainers were able to privately own species recreated by fossil cloning, and the fact that we now have clones that are healthy and stable enough (again, there is a big asterix over whatever the shit is happening in galar here, if i ever get my hands on cara liss i'm feeding her to my drednaw girlboss) to be kept as partners is a good sign for what we'll be able to accomplish in the future!

3.) to be perfectly honest with you, i don't know. mega evolution has been a very hot topic in the scientific community and while i'm not at liberty to explain more than this (for some reason the league is being very hush-hush about it? it has something to do with a professor at a private grade school or something i don't know) there have been some discoveries here in paldea that have apparently led some of my colleagues and superiors at the university to come to the conclusion that mega evolution may actually be related to what the ancestral traits of a species are. if this is true, it would actually suggest that mega aerodactyl is closer to the ancestral traits of what we revived. of course, this would probably require some reworking of aerodactyl's biology as we understand it because, like you said, if the ancestral form looked like that it probably didn't fly as often as we assume it did.

[the-project-and-the-ghost]

[HEARTBURST]

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*after a bit of time passing and having recovered fully, mewtwo decides to meet the rest of the fam*

*he finds a rather attractive human woman cooking something... Must be something new since she's kinda fucking it up not gonna lie-*

????: God- fuck- i put too much... I'll just scoop out the rest, it's okay, not a big deal...

Mewtwo: uh hello?

????: Holy- helloooooo..? Whoever you are?? Who are you aaaaand... What are you??? I don't think i've ever seen anything about you anywhere.

Mewtwo: *sigh* Arceus give me strength- you're familiar with Mew, right?

????: Y-yeah???

Mewtwo: i'm like-... ughh god i hate even speaking of it- a clone? Something superior?

*the woman's gears are turning...*

*...and suddenly the light bulb is turned on*

????: Ohhhhh mewtwoooo okay i got it-

Mewtwo: goodness i hate that name-

*he gags at the mere mention of his name and anything related to it*

Mewtwo: uhhh what's your name, human? I'd like to meet everyone here and get familiar since i'm staying.

????: I'm...

*She thinks about it for a second... what is she hiding?*

Mary: i'm Mary, Mary Lavender, you?

*mewtwo is. Confused™, by her name...*

Mewtwo: are you really named "Mary Mary Lavender"???

Mary: no i'm- fucking hell- just Mary Lavender, nothing else! Fuck-

Mewtwo: language-

[THE POST CONTINUES WITH NO POTENTIALLY HARMFUL CONTENT BUT IT'S STILL UNDER THE CUT DUE TO IT'S LARGE AMOUNTS OF LENGTH]

Mary: anyway- who are you?

*mewtwo cringes at the thought of saying his name, it really brings up terrble, terrible, just horrible, terrible, terrible... horrible memories...*

Mewtwo: ... Hmmmm...

Mary: you don't like your name, huh?

Mewtwo: ughhh... Can you tell?

Mary: oof... If i had any ideas for a new name, i'd tell you, i'm sorry...

Mewtwo: it's alright, i'm kind of getting used to it anyway... Honestly i wish i didn't.

Mary: i'm sure you'll get the one you want soon, for now we'll call you bald snrk-

Mewtwo: Arceus that's worse- i have seen hairless Meowths in my life in the wilderness so NOOOOO THANK YOU.

Mary: yeah it's confirmed, we're calling you bald-

Mewtwo: NO.

*Mary laughs a bit, then focuses back on the cooking... Now i'd say "chore" because she was suffering trying to learn new recipes, but she actually managed to pull it off, slay queen*

Mary: oh shit i did it-

*someone steps through the backyard entrance door, carrying a basket full of fruits... GOD NO THEY DON'T HAVE A FARM IN THEIR BACKYARD, IT'D BE FUCKED BEYOND REPAIR BY THEIR PETS JESUS CHRIST*

???????: Hey everyone! I got all the fruits available!

Mewtwo: oop- holy-

*oh- OHHHHHHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOOOOOOH LOOKIE HEREEEEE~!*

*a shiny gardevoir with green vitiligo has entered the stage with fruits, and lordy me would you look at that... There's a reason mewtwo fell for this chick*

Mary: oh my god Celeste these look awesome! Thank you so much for the fruits!

Adam: ah we estan rebuenos estos! (Oh wow these are so good!)

Mary: snrk- when fruits look so good you bust out full paldean-

Adam: Ey™

Celeste: And i have few that you might like to try, too!

Adam: TELL ME YOU GOT THOSE ONES, I LOVE THEM SO MUCH-

*while everyone's talking around there with each other, mewtwo over here is... OVERFLOWING with thoughts*

Mewtwo in his mind: (HOLY ARCEUS GOD HIMSELF SHE'S ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL WH-)

Mewtwo: goodness gracious- /////////

*Mary, Adam, and the shiny gardevoir with green vitiligo look at mewtwo in confusion... The gardevoir stares for a different reason obviously*

Adam: what? Yo Mewtwo you good??

Mewtwo: yes i'm fine, now if you excuse me i'm gonna need some time alone so i can recollect myself be right bACK- ////////

Adam: ah- wait- wait mewtwo? Mewtwo that room isn't... Finished.

*mewtwo quickly leaves and goes to the guest room...*

*Adam sighs in "WELP" and promptly gives up on life*

Adam: good thing he's a psychic type, cuz i don't think he'd like how it looks currently...

Celeste: Does anyone think that thing's hot?

Adam: say what now-

*cue the glass shattering sound effect*

*Adam quickly turns to look at Celeste with a face of surprise, what did she just say???*

[end.]

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#each other. ashe would be very happy to learn recipes from her and in return he’d probably ask her to taste what he’s made to make sure it’s

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

For April Fool's day the GearStation Poketube starts like normal except it's being run by a sneasel in a tiny gear station uniform. Not even dubbed over, just the sneasel going "Snee Snee Snee SNEE sneasel Snee!" like it's been doing this the whole time. In the background you see two sneasels (hisuin and johto) in Ingo and Emmets uniforms being carried around by Lady Sneasler in her own total uniform (jacket included!). The chat is losing it's mind and half the comments are just "SNEE!"

That’s the entire live stream for the day. Just depot workers following the Sneasel Staff and Lady Sneasler. They even do battles on the subway, just the Sneaslers. Ingo and Emmet and the Depot Workers take orders from the Sneasels and Lady Sneasler. No one acts any different.

Everyone is losing their minds. It’s the highest viewed video on the whole PokeTube site for a while.

726 notes - Posted April 6, 2022

#4

I do not care if Cody is your favorite character or not, you need to realize that he was used as bait to draw attention away from the fact that the Bad Batch team could not be assed to redesign the clones and instead gave them new armor which arguarbly requires more effort than just softening and rounding features, recoloring skin and texturing hair, and then copy-pasting the models. 

792 notes - Posted May 29, 2022

#3

Gear Station PokeTube channel that’s full of information about trains and the Battle Subway, except it’s run by the Depot Managers and other Staff. The Twins don’t exactly have the time to make videos betwen battling and keeping the trains running, but every so often they’ll show up in videos, perhaps just in the background. 

Those videos are always flooded with comments like “we all know the real highlight of this video was that 3 seconds of Boss Emmet in the background” and “did Boss Ingo just pick up a bench that’s supposed to be bolted down by himself?”

Sometimes they’re actually in the videos to explain something or do a Q&A but the other videos are much more fun to some fans. It’s always funny to see what shinanagans the twins get up to in the background of another video

895 notes - Posted April 3, 2022

#2

when Emmet decides to go and fist fight god to get Ingo back, instead of telling him to pump the breaks like everyone else expected, Elesa and basically all of the Unova League are like “cool can we film it” because. New York. Let’s be real, that’s like an every other day proclamation in Unova.

Drayden didn’t tho bc Drayden’s gonna hold Arceus down so Emmet can punch it

932 notes - Posted April 2, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

sometimes people see zelda and go ‘haha funny adventure sword game with puzzles’ and move along with their day.

But there’s something incredibly sad about the entire timeline of Zelda, when it comes down to it. Three people, stuck in a repeating cycle never to be broken. 

Was Ganon always destained to be evil? Was Zelda always destained to carry such a burden? Was Link always destained to be thrown headlong without any warning to become a hero?

Did, perhaps, the ones who know of the timeline, of the prophecy, of the cycle, did they believe that it was over only to be repeated again with each incarnation? 

Do the souls of the three locked in the endless cycle cry out? Is there pain? Or do they simply not know? Not realize that it is them who they face again. A face that they know too well, a face that they have seen over and over and over again?

I wonder, truely, though, if the three dreamed of their past lives. 

If Zelda dreamed of the countless times she had been used as a hostage, the countless times she had used magic to keep herself safe but in staisis, of disguises and ninjas, of the roaring seas as a pirate, of a guardian she does not remember? 

If Link dreams of being nine years old and never changing, only to change too fast, of riding on horseback, of darkness, of wolves and a laugh he cannot place, of a sister he does not know?

If Ganon woke from dreams of his death as a child, of becoming a monsterous beast, of shadows, and agony, and a lust for power he cannot grasp, of a sword through his chest, through his face, of being shot over and over by arrows of silver and light?

I wonder if somewhere, deep down, they curse their destiny, locked in an endless cycle of suffering and loss.

955 notes - Posted June 21, 2022

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Op was feeling some kinda way.

Nightmares

She was falling again deep into the nothingness, it was all dark around her save for the ambient glow from her own body lighting the small space around her. She stared up as she descended, arms limply hanging in the air, her tail swaying as she let herself fall deeper. It wasn't so bad really, she was used to this part of it all the weightlessness and yet the awareness of being pulled down sometimes she couldn't tell if she was floating or falling and it was surprisingly easing. She closed her eyes letting herself exist and drift falling floating flying whatever it was, the silence was deafening as it tends to be all she could hear was herself her heartbeat her breathing her thoughts, her horrid lonely thoughts and occasionally she tricked herself into thinking of water hearing bubbles and feeling them float up past her bouncing against her as they past.

She stopped, and she felt the area shift around her and yet she knew nothing changed. It would all still be blackness; she simply felt upright now, arms curling to cross her chest legs tucking in close. She knew this feeling, she knew this dream, in a way she felt home and at the same time so lost, her tail wrapping around herself as she floated in space hoping to stay in that moment forever.

Voices swirled around her, giggling, chatting squeals of joy and play, 'please no, please not this dream,' she could only think as the sounds grew louder. She opened her eyes against her will, already feeling the tears falling off of her face and floating upwards away like bubbles. There they all were. Past an invisible barrier that she knew was there like a thick sheet of glass they all played. The others who'd been made the others who were part of the same development mewtwo project as her. They swirled and flew around like they were running, one blue, one white, another green, curls and teeth, claws and fins, horns and fluff.

She choked a sob, her hand covering her mouth, she could see their faces were blurred that their features would shift and change, they'd pass each other and they'd merge briefly and separate looking different. She couldn't remember them properly but they were small just children like she had been back then, they never got to grow up. And there were others now, Arceus, she knew these ones too. They almost looked like her a lot of them sometimes with patterns or different shades, some had birth defects and they ranged in age and size. There were some full grown bigger than her even, her chest ached as one with glowing yellow crystals implanted into their flesh that oozed droplets of blood floated by their expression twisted into one of agony and she could still hear their screams. A tiny barely fully developed one was being cradled by another, they had a stumpy tail even shorter than her own and during development their ribcage had sunk inwards, they were only a few weeks old when they'd been terminated by that monster.

She'd tried to name all of them when she was conscious, her body had been driven by a parasite that squeezed on her state of self crushing and smothering her as they piloted her body for their own twisted use. She'd screamed and yelled and struggled in her own head desperate to take back control but she wasn't strong enough, she never had been strong enough… The parasite had become intertwined with her genetics, she wasn't sure how but it needed to use her body as it could no longer freely possess any other victim. And so that's what they did. They used her body using her genes to create and clone a perfect vessel as they despised her form. They made, observed, monitored, altered, maimed, harvested, mauled and killed…they'd killed so many in their attempts to create the perfect body. All her clones, all her siblings as they were to her, they didn't deserve that but they were treated as worthless and she was powerless in it all. It was her fault. She killed them by being so weak.

She felt herself move her hands touching the barrier, that Arceus forsaken barrier, it had always been here even before the nightmares before she was even technically born. She was never that strong and her psychic powers were pitiful at best, but she'd always been able to sense the others around her as she was growing in her development tube, her brothers, sisters and siblings. They had far better psychic abilities than her even with their genetic tampering, they'd reached out to each other calling to each other playing together in a mental realm despite their bodies being far apart. Their auras, their life and energy brought color to the black mind world they played in, colors flew and dashed around it was bright and loud and joyous. She could hear them see the life color and whimsy, but she couldn't reach them, she spent so long pounding on that barrier shouting crying to be with her family who played together without noticing her. She was forced to watch them together from her dark place on the other side, and watch as they began to fade away, color and life fading as they disappeared. Until only she was left in the bleak empty mind place in the darkness. Alone.

She could only sob as her hands pressed against the barrier, guilt tangling around her body and soul like vines to squeeze her until she choked out. The barrier whined quietly in cruel irony it finally formed a crack, splitting quietly like glass in sharp twinges. The playing twos from her childhood stopped and looked down at the crumbling barrier, as their bodies changed and grew taking on adult appearances, their faces that were blurred gaining full red eyes that looked at her in nothing but hatred and rage. She stared back at them slowly floating backwards as she watched their bodies press together fusing and merging growing in size, arms stacking on top of each other patches of colored skin fusing, melding, together eyes growing only larger with hate streams of red flaring out like growing flames. The clones simply looked at her in disdain as they floated away backwards into the bleakness disappearing as the colossal fusion of her original siblings and her first guilt punched their many arms through what was left of the barrier grabbing her in a hand that fused with the others to crush the life out of her.

"How is it that you are alive, you were the weakest of us, you did not deserve to survive and yet we perished for you to persist?!" All their voices yelled directly into her head while also screaming all around her some of the voices slower some louder creating a painful overlap of their rage.

"You stole our lives, you should not have lived! You should have faded to nothing, cease to be before you even existed. None of us would've ever known or had to deal with the despair or care of it and you wouldn't have wasted so many resources. You are nothing more than a waste of existence. Yet you refuse to die! Your body was a puppet for something powerful and cruel yet here you still are. They should have left you a rotted husk devoured from the inside out, yet they let you live when others far more worthy went through so much worse!" Their fist clenched around her as she made a pained sob like scream, her vision was blurry from tears and pain but she could make out her clones vaguely floating around behind the colossal fusion in emphasis of their point.

"You are just as much of that monster in your survival, your continued existence is but cruelty to others. You are no better than the parasite that grew inside you."

"I know!" She loudly sobbed, "I know and I'm so sorry! I never deserved to survive! I'm so sorry I've forgotten your faces and I've forgotten your names, you were just kids! You deserved better you deserved your chance at life to be free," she couldn't see through her tears, "I have nothing to show for my survival, each of you would've used your lives better, you would've soared, saved people, just-just done everything I can't and better. You would've been able to fight off the gaia energy, you wouldn't have been used and hurt even more people." She choked around tears and the grip around her, trying to look past her blurry vision to the disapproving clones watching her from behind the fusion of her siblings.

"I'm so sorry that you were made and tortured, that you were used and that you were hurt so badly. I should've fought harder to take back control, none of you deserved what happened. I'm sorry I never got to meet you, that you never got to live and see the world and pick your own names and have your own existence. If I could I would trade my life for any, for all of you to live instead."

"Something we agree on, your life for OURS," Her siblings all spoke at once, their fist shifting around her to expose her chest as their other hands came and plunged through her chest all at once to rip out her soul to trade their lives.

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"AH!" May shot upright from her sleep grasping at her chest with her hand gasping choking struggling to breathe past her tears. She gasped and struggled as though winded short rapid breaths as streams of tears fell down her face and evident by her soaking wet shoulders she'd been crying for a while in her sleep. Her other hand came up to wipe clumsily at her face as she sat still trying to breathe properly, cringing to herself as her arm received a layer of snot, trying to breathe through her nose she choked coughing abruptly in a way that made her whole body and head hurt. Her hand holding her chest grasped and released around the space where the mega stone and parasite used to be implanted, the scar from it's removal still tender, hurting as she agitated it.

Still mouth breathing with difficulty around the tightness of her chest she sniffled with loud difficulty. Her eyes were still streaming as she slowly pulled her legs to her body curling in on herself, tail wrapping over her feet. Her free hand came to hold her face once more as her body trembled, she gasped a short hiccup of a breath burying her face into her knees, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry everyone," she could only quietly croak.

She started to try to name them all, speaking their names into the world like a prayer like it'd fix things like by speaking their names they'll get to exist, apologizing to each of them in turn as she did hoping to eventually earn their forgiveness for being alive to earn her right of life.

The mewtwo cried and wailed to herself in the darkness of the forest holding herself for security trembling and shaking as the sobs shook her whole body, nothing was around to hear her and if it was it didn't care enough to check on her. Once more she was all alone with nothing but her horrid thoughts, her guilt and shame. The squeeze of her tail around herself brought no comfort. She likely would not get back to sleep..

'Why did I get to live while they did not?' A question she had asked herself in her mind many, many times before that she would never receive an answer for. She would simply have to live with it.

[pokemon-ash-aus]

Wait - Daughter as in clone? I thought Peach is too young to have children naturally

Not a clone of her- thank Arceus but also you're right on that prospect.

I never did specify that Peach gave birth to her but Pepper is her daughter

[instaquarius]

for full res

wanted to draw Smoltina again, but wearing Chara's hat cuz he was tryna play Peek-a-boo and ended up stealing it :'D also I've decided Smoltina is Psychic/Dragon (Instead of Giratina's Ghost/Dragon) partly because like i guess mewtwo didnt know giratina was part ghost, and so to replace all the "dead" parts that made Giratina ghost type, he replaced them with some of his own dna + the giratina blood he used for the clone wasnt enough to sustain the embryo sooooooooo- ye. Thus making his clone Psychic/Dragon (kinda got a bit inspired by TC-96 's Mew and Mewtwo comic and what she did with Pig and- ye.)

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For PokeTale: Ascendance

An AU based off of an RP between me and a friend of mine from my discord server discord.gg/pQf9ZsdF6E where the Creation Trio as babies (a time they all cant really fully control their powers and junk) accidentally create a portal into the Undertale Universe and meet Chara and basically Arceus finds Chara and adopts her after finding out about her shitty human parents and Chara ends up helping Arceus raise the babies and basically lives in the Pokemon Universe now

[ask-eden]

The mewtwo lends a paw and helps Eden stand up fully and stands back a bit to give them some space Eden however ignores the pain of the fall and the sadness he felt and replaces it with pure and utter confusion. He wasn’t expecting anyone else to be here, only Alaxia and himself. He wasn’t socially prepared for this! And WHAT was that thing standing in front of him. Eden was never one to judge, but he had never seen a pokemon like this before and stared in confusion at the MewTwo standing by him. Eden scratches the back of his head confused before glancing over to his brother. Next to him was a Thundurus, they seemed rather cheerful and kind. But Eden couldn’t help squint his face in disgust as he notices Alaxia attempting to flirt with them. He hated it when his brother did that, its gross. In a attempt to break the awkward scene, Eden finally speaks up.

Eden looks behind Bronte and sees the vague shadowy figure sitting by the lake The shadow stared back eerily at them, causing a shiver to run up their spine. Vaguely remembering being told to not make direct eye contact with them, Eden turns away and rubs the back of his head in discomfort. Eden: Well uh... It’s nice to meet you... Bronte! I’m sorry for being awkward I just... wasn’t expecting.... anyone... else... Bronte looks over at Alaxia with a snort Bronte: Did you not even tell him that I would be here? Alaxia: Haha... maybe it slipped my mind a bit? It shouldn’t be a big deal though! Eden: (YES... it IS a big deal ALAXIA.... God I wasn’t socially prepared for this at all..) Eden spat at his brother inside his head, giving a nervous grin to Bronte in a attempt to seem normal Bronte smiled softly, it was obvious that Eden was upset and uncomfortable, so she was going to do her best to be calm and gentle.  Bronte: I do apologize for that Eden, I wouldn’t have just been standing here like I own the place if I was aware. Eden: Oh it’s... its fine I just..

Bronte: No need to explain, I get it. I wont make you have to talk anymore than ya need too, ok? Eden lets out a sigh of relief at Bronte’s kindness but looks over at the mewtwo standing next to them. Eden: I... I really hope... this isn’t rude but um...

Eden does a vague hand gesture to the mewtwo in confusion, Bronte nods and smiles as she explains. Bronte: Oh of course! I don’t blame you haha. She is what we would call a “MewTwo”! A genetically made pokemon that is made by Mortals! Eden: “MADE” By mortals?????? Bronte: Yes! Mortals seem to... often tamper with things they shouldn’t. Trying to play god... or mimic our powers.. This isn’t the first time they have tried to do this! Alaxia: Mortals are always trying to recreate us to use for war or whatever the hell fits their fancy. They always fail but it seems they KIND of got it? Bronte: Mmhmm! She is a attempt at cloning Etoile! One of many! Eden:..... that... she.... looks... NOTHING... like... Etoile or just... a mew??? Eden looks over at the mewtwo and nods awkwardly Eden: S-sorry if that was rude... MewTwo: No worries... I understand.. I am... large.

Bronte: She will be joining you on The Path! Eden: H-huh? I thought... It was just me and... dys.... Dysnomia? Alaxia: Well, that appeared to be the original plan. BUT. Turns out Arceus decided to put you on the same Path together! Eden: But... I thought I was the LAST one to get their powers...? Bronte: Well, yes and no. You WERE at first, but once Alaxia discovered the lab with all these “mewtwo”... TwoToile was discovered! Although she can’t get AS MUCH power as a mew, she can still get a significant amount!  TwoToile: I hope... you don’t mind.... I can’t do much... on my own... I’m sorry.. if I’m a burden.... Eden’s heart panged in sympathy at TwoToile’s remark, he himself felt like a huge burden to his family. Although it was unplanned... maybe it was best that he had someone else go through the same stuff as he did. Eden: No... it’s fine.. It’ll be kind of nice to have someone with me who isn’t all...

Eden’s hand flutters dramatically Eden: Super powerful mythic... - [ BRONTE AND TWOTOILE’S REFERENCES HAVE BEEN ADDED TO THE CAST PAGE ]