Today I would like to shout out that one random Twitter person who made up that JD Vance bragged about fucking a couch.
Imagine making a random shitpost and less than two months later your joke is being used by a major party nominee for Vice President on live television at his introduction rally, earning him thunderous applause.
That poster must be having quite the experience.
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every day the doctor who writers room sits us down and says remember kids! capitalism is the devil and ai will kill us all!
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also though i love that the show is like yes ed did get the shit beat out of him and also shot and his head crunched in with a cannon and spent time dead in the hold but has no huge visible wounds as a result and he can basically get up and walk away. unkillable gays in this house
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The scene at the end of season 1 where they are all holding hands as Five teleports them out will forever be my roman empire. The way the camera pans to each of them and then repeats with their child self standing in the exact same pose will forever be so very cool, for lack of a better term
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the handhold being on dnpcrafts is so funny, like they will be gay on camera but ONLY to worship satan
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I love an intelligent man. It’s incredibly sexy.
An intelligent man who loves art and literature and can discuss both with me for hours.
An intelligent man who is passionate about his hobbies and talks enthusiastically about them, eyes sparkling with excitement.
An intelligent man who is unable to form coherent sentences once I’ve fucked him stupid.
An intelligent man whose eyes are shut because his brain only remembers my name, and how good my pussy feels around his cock.
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happy bi month to all my fellow bisexuals out there with the ultimate bisexual: makoto naegi
I haven’t posted in ages sorry guys but I got inspired by this one comic panel of superman, Batman and wonder woman and I had to it to em (same poses kinda I just flipped the image), kirigiri also counts in bi month since I headcanon her as bi!!
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there will be kink at the mcr show and you will Like it
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My feed currently is mainly barty being a slut
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when i say i'm a lowercase swiftie it doesn't mean i rarely listen to her it means i'm not obsessed with her and her personal life
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