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[jullinh4x]

ASK THE SILLY TEACHERS! <3

Hello guys! I'm going to do a little "series" which you will send asks to these silly teachers:

Baldi 📏 [Baldi's Basic Education and Learning]

Miss Circle ✏️ [Fundamental Paper Education]

Miss Delight 🍎 [Poppy Playtime]

Miss T/Scary Teacher 📐[Scary Teacher 3D]

The Teacher 📝 [Little Nightmares II]

Uzi's Teacher 🤓 [Murder Drones]

Mrs.Victoria 💋 [Skullgirls]

Excellent! Now I'm going to show the personality of each teacher :D

Baldi 📏

A Silly Math Teacher who wants his students to pay attention and behave to get good grades in the tests! :)

Miss Circle ✏️

A Silly Math Teacher who likes her students and punishes those who don't pay attention and get low grades on tests! :0

Miss Delight 🍎

A Silly Anatomy Teacher who wants her students to understand the subject and help each other! ^⁠_⁠^

Miss T/Scary Teacher 📐

A Silly Math Teacher who likes to prank her students but hates when her students pranks her! :(

The Teacher 📝

A Silly Teacher who likes her students and always helps her students to understand the matter in a peaceful way :>

Uzi's Teacher 🤓

A Silly Teacher who listens and understands everything his students say! :3

Mrs.Victoria 💋

A Silly Teacher that supports her students and defend them from bullies! >:D

Excellent! Now we know everything about teachers! Feel free to ask anything you want!

[silly-teachers-ask]

"Medi! Wake up! Miss Blommie will be mad if you don't do a good job as a substitute teacher!"

-Miss Circle

Mister Medi by me ( @jullinh4x )

@miss-grace-offical

[doctorsiren]

Art of Patroclus wearing Achilles’s armour that I did while writing an essay for my Greek and Roman Lit class last week

[lilithofpenandbook]

Sometimes Severus comes up to Minerva. Right up behind her when she's busy. He'll stand there for a good minute as she works on marking assignments and cursing the boy's youthful energy and brilliant eyes- both of which directly responsible for his finishing his work in half the time it takes her.

"What is it, Severus?" Minerva sighs. Might as well get the obligatory nonsense over and done with, she was due a dose of Severus's antics by now (Merlin forbid he go more than three days without bothering her with nonsensical questions or infuriating wit).

"Am I ugly, Minerva?" he asked. Never there was a being with such innocence in their voice.

Minerva took a moment to take in a breath and silently call on all her patience and all her strength. "Yes, very." Her tone was blunter than the knives used to decorate at Halloween- an incident with some particularly idiotic third years had them ban anything sharper than the corners of a book during the Halloween celebrations.

Severus gasped as if stabbed. "What? Minerva, I thought we were friends!"

Minerva snorted. "Any time we interact, it's completely against my will."

"Minerva! you lie so shamelessly it shocks me." Severus made as if to swoon, a hand clutching the right of his chest.

"You must be shocked; your heart isn't where it should be."

Honestly, Minerva had to admire the fact that the insolent little kitten did not falter in his dramatics with her pointing out the key flaw in his act. If anything, he seemed to be encouraged.

"Ay! The pain of the shock, it has spread throughout my chest! Ah, I cannot breathe!" Severus swayed on his feet, leaning against the chair that Minerva was sitting in. "Oh, how your lie shocks me!"

"Well, then, you had better tell me what exactly I lied about," Minerva said briskly, "before you gasp all the air out of your skinny little lungs, laddie."

"You said," the boy said, a sudden glint in his eye and none of the apparent weakness, standing to face her and one of those long, delicate fingers pointed straight at her, "you said, that our interactions are without your will."

"That is no lie, what part of this looks like it's my will?" Minerva replied, knowing full well she wasn't going to appreciate the cheeky answer Severus had prepared for her.

"Why, the part where you remain for my company, mother," Severus replied, his voice light. "Surely, if you didn't want this, you would have, in your infinite wisdom, simply have employed your great power and assumed your famous feline form and just walked away from me."

Minerva fought her smile. His cheek was infuriating while his logic impeccable. "Perhaps I am simply conversing my energy, you arrogant wee rascal."

"You? Too lazy to avoid a nuisance?" Severus scoffed. "Minerva, you wound me. Don't you know how I know you? You've done much more to avoid the mildest of annoyances, do you truly think I believe that you are here against your will merely to converse your energy?"

Minerva let him see the flicker of a smile disgusted as a smirk, letting the bothersome raven have a little treat for his cleverness, hinting to him that he had essentially won this particular argument. "At my age you no longer have the patience to waste on annoyances. You learn to value your peace. You will understand that some day, I hope, little one."

"And if I die, my hair still black and my skin still smooth?"

Merlin, did the child have a turn towards the morbid. Minerva ignored the voice in her that told her that this would have been a retort of her own had she been in a similar conversation.

"Then you'll die a fool."

"A fool, perhaps, but my funeral will be the biggest," he replied, moving to sit on her desk and grabbing the biscuit jar. Minerva intercepted, lifting it from his grip and replacing it with a towel. His protests died in his confusion at the towel, and Minerva huffed and began to wipe his hands as if he was a child. She did not trust him to correctly clean his hands after handling goodness knows what when experimenting with his potions and she didn't care if he knew it.

"Aye, and how did you figure that?" she asked.

"Surely if I die young, I shall be the first. Therefore you all will be part of the funeral-"

"What makes you think I would want to attend your funeral, you little rascal?" She let go of his hands, almost satisfied that they weren't contaminated.

Severus ignored her and instead took a biscuit from the jar. "You will all be there, therefore I will have the biggest funeral. If I die old, you all shall be gone, so my funeral will be the smallest."

Minerva tried not to think of how depressing that sounded, how lonely it seemed. For a brief moment she felt guilty for being so old and he so young. She involuntarily could see him in her mind's eye, going through their funerals until he stood alone. She and the others- Rolanda, Pomona, Poppy, even Fillus and Hagrid- they were all of an age, weren't they? They could expect their lives to reach the end around the same time, surely? Severus was but a child next to them, he'd stand alone one day.

Minerva tried to ignore the ache in her chest at the thought of him standing alone. Merlin, no. He was far too young. No.

"You truly are besotted with the morbid and the miserable, you melanchonic masochist," she said, her tone just a trifle too sharp to be a simple retort.

Severus paused, swallowing the biscuit. Then he answered. "Ah, but the morbid is much more fascinating, the forbidden has a certain thrill, dear mother." His voice was a little softer, and his fingers, slightly coated in crumbs, were gentle when he tapped her forehead. He was sorry he upset her.

"You and your thrills," Minerva scolded, "yet you cannot even eat a biscuit without making a mess of yourself." Yet even as she spoke, the hand that she used to swipe the crumbs away, was gentle, almost tender, in its movement. She had quite forgiven him.

How could she remain angry? At this boy who looked at her with a scowl of indignation yet whose deep, dark eyes twinkled with mischief and cleverness and brilliance, who stood taller than her, yes, yet was far more delicate in his build than she had ever been, whose hair was as dark as hers had been in her youth, carelessly falling across his forehead. No, she could not remain angry.

If only he had been in Gryffindor, perhaps then she would have noticed him sooner. Or rather, if only her eyes didn't only open for her Gryffindors. How this boy could ever look at her without resentment and anger, she didn't know. Then again, he had been so incredibly isolated and lonely, was it any wonder he let go of his rightful grudges and instead accepted her friendship?

Minerva blinked as if soot from the fireplace got in her eyes. She didn't want him to notice the tears that almost inevitably formed whenever she thought about him. Who would have thought that she'd cry so much for the little devil?

"I'll leave you to your work, dear mother," Severus said cheerfully, hopping off her desk.

"Aye, after you've cleared out my biscuit jar, you villain" Minerva grumbled, looking into the empty jar. Severus shrugged.

"You ought to see it as a compliment towards your taste, really," Severus said. "But I see I have taken the last of your patience"- for indeed, Minerva looked ready to strangle him- "so I shall take my leave. Good night, my good Headmistress, and may you have peace in the silver embrace of the moon!"

And with a laughing twinkle in his eye and a boyish bow, Severus Snape left the room.

Minerva sighed. She wasn't sure if it was out of relief, or because she may have felt some sorrow at his departure.

The door opened again, and a rather meek Severus poked his head in.

"Er, Minerva?" he asked.

"Yes, Severus?"

"Er." Severus stepped in, looking away from her, walking with the awkward gait of a newborn foal, and the nervousness of a deer. "Er, Minerva?"

"Yes, Severus?"

"Am I really ugly, mother?" His voice was a whisper. His raven hair curtained his face, hiding his shame at asking such a pathetic question, and his fingers picked at one of the cuticles of a nail.

Minerva smiled, and walked to him. Softly she brushed the boy's hair out of his face and gently tucked it behind his ear.

"Only as long as you let yourself believe it, dear heart."

[the-meme-monarch]

yes they’re my favorite character(s) yes i sound stupid as hell talking about them out loud and saying their silly ass name(s)

[itissadbutitsmy-artblog]

it's as done as im going to make it tbh. inconsistent, not perfect, but done :)

i'd say "sorry about this" but if i found a silly three minute wizards city fan animatic id lose my mind so im not sorry in the least

[jumjum-crafts]

good day to you . beloved tumblr mutual

i seem to have stumbled across your post requesting for art suggestions [totally not notified by tumblr that one of my favourite creators posted]

prithee . if you have both the time . motivation and willingness to do so . could you mayhaps partake in drawing the warm ray of sunshine during a cold winter day . the star that i worship like some sort of benevolent deity . the object of my affection . the thing that has inspired me to write sonnets . poems and fanfictions uploaded to ao3 . the clock The clock the clock the Clock t he clock ThE cl oCk thE cLock th eclock the clock The Clock THe clocK THE CLOCK the clock THE clock the clock the clock the clock the clock th

ahem – post haste . dear

best of wishes 💌 ^w^

My dear dear moothie, light of my inspiration and guidance of my artistic whereabouts, I find myself in the necessity of bringing you the gift that your eyes plea for with yearn. For you I present, the clock

[5t4r5and5uch01]

All hail my design for MM Mikey‼️ if anyone cares

(I suck at drawings skateboards)

I fr kinda wanna color it but i gotta finish hw thats 2 days due :,D

[purplequay]

btw ive been writing up this toh au that, basically, without spoilers its an au where belos is the new teacher at luz's school. he's human and everything and taking care of hunter (who is ofc a new student) and ive been having so many thoughts abt it that i would NOT shut up abt scenarios that entered my mind when i was vcing with a friend.

and one of those scenarios included this scene, like maybe a year after belos and hunter settle into town, where the hexsquad is sitting in belos' office afterschool, just talking about Things and Stuff (and trying so hard to figure out who is going to dm for their dnd campaign) and in passing someone mentions the label 'nonbinary man' because yknow these kids would all be trans and stuff so like ofc theyd discuss gender a lot.

but it catches belos' attention and he looks up from his work (grading tests or sum) and goes like "what?" and the whole squad goes silent; because you never know how people from different generations react to this sort of stuff so the anxiety is always There. and luz, being the unspoken leader, speaks up first: "yeah?" "what does.. 'nonbinary man' mean?" "oh, um- its like when someone is nonbinary but they're also a man? like, uh- they identify with male things and are okay being called a man, or they lean towards male more, but they're still nonbinary? it's um- different for everyone?"

and he just sort of.. stares at the bunch, processing the information.

"hm. i see" "why do you ask?"

[jullinh4x]

ASKS FOR THE SILLY TEACHERS OPEN NOW! :)

[silly-teachers-ask]

(@miss-grace-offical

"Circle.. I got you a surprise.."

"Hm... It seems like something good, I hope it's something good, otherwise..."

-Miss Circle

[black-and-yellow]

Stupid doodles I did because I couldn't get them out of my head

[syrupsyche]

Is Amelie going to get to be part of more fics? :D I know she's not one of the teachers, but I've fallen in love with her aklsdhagkjlshgskjghasjhdkjg

Hi again Emile!! 🫶 I love Amélie too!!

I would definitely bring her back in future teacher fics if I ever need someone to ask tough questions :3

[nitewrighter]

Okay SO as you know, I'm writing a fic where President Luthor gets assassinated, and like--I'm honestly fascinated by the whole President Luthor worldbuilding element in the DC universe, ESPECIALLY his cabinet with Pete Ross as his vice President, Sam Lane as Secretary of Defense, and fucking BLACK LIGHTNING as secretary of education. Love it. Lots to bite into. BUT another thing about the President Luthor arc is that during his campaign Lex just... straight up stealth-bombed the hidden estate of his estranged wife, Contessa Portenza, basically because she was a loose end who was too connected to his supervillain career to risk being part of his Presidential bid. And like, they play it off as this really fucked up, "AND he's single, ladies!" bit in his campaign thing in the comics BUT THE THING IS, even if a President isn't married, there is still a role of "White House Host" that is, a First Lady or First Gentleman, and like, if they're not the President's spouse, then traditionally they're a relative of the president--and there are also "acting" First Ladies, who assume the hostessing role if the spouse of the President dies or otherwise declines the hostessing role (like Margaret Taylor who hated that her husband was president SO SO MUCH). SO ANYWAY, this is a very roundabout way of saying President Luthor *would* have a White House Host who's an acting First Lady/First Gentleman and I have no idea who that would be.

And no, it's not Mercy because he handed the reigns of LexCorp over to her.

[soahbee]

What if I stole your tc?🤔

How about I break your nose to make you rethink this? 🙂