Atlantis complex era idea:
Orion gets social media whilst fronting (against Artemis’s will)
What does he post, what does he do, who does he follow?
Bonus, Juliet finds these and is utterly confused about why artemis-antisocial-fowl has an apparent secret Instagram/twitter/tumblr/Reddit what have you and why every post is uncharacteristic and batshit insane
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ok i was just thinking
you know how TUA has Paradox Psychosis, and Artemis Fowl has Atlantis Complex? well since both five and artemis got these two, what if the roles were switched?
and also what if smol artemis and slightly less smol artemis had paradox psychosis in the time paradox? :00
just a refresher, here are the symptoms of paradox psychosis and atlantis complex:
The Seven Stages of Paradox Psychosis:
Denial
Itching
Extreme thirst and urination
Excessive gas
Acute paranoia
Uncontrollable pespiration
Homicidal rage
(i memorised all of that and i have no idea why)
The Symptoms of Atlantis Complex (unofficial, based on book):
Paranoia
Excessive counting
Superstitions and detachment from reality
Hallucinations
Obsession over certain things
Split personality
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No one believes Orion when he says he has a secret birthmark. But he does! He swears he does! It's got a dagger, and a crown, and laurels, and it has to mean something! But no one listens, and no one will even look.
The thing is, Artemis doesn’t have the birthmark. It only appears when Orion is fronting! It has to be destiny, some kind of sign, a sign that he should break out of the mental hospital in haven and fulfill his destiny as-
Well, something. He’s not quite sure yet.
But what he is sure of is that every night, Artemis grows more and more paranoid- more and more eager to get out of the hospital, too, and willing to go wherever Orion wants, as long as it’s not home.
One night, when Butler is elsewhere, Artemis and Orion together decide to stage a daring escape! After stealing a shuttle and crash-landing a ways away from the airport, Orion buys a ticket under a fake name and goes where the burning fire in his soul is telling him to- one Mount Dunsinane, in the United States.
Orion, with Artemis in tow within, arrives at the mountain just in time to see it light up with a symbol- the very same symbol as his secret birthmark! Vindication!
And better yet, a quest! When they arrive at the top of the mountain, Orion sees a group of the most wonderful people and the most fearsome beasts- all sharing his birthmark, and all there for the same reason- to take down Emperor Macbeth!
It’s up to Orion, a teeny-tiny fairy, a living car, some enchanted cowboy doll, a puppet given life, TWO different kinds of cookie creature, a bipedal hedgehog, a gentle beast of reanimated flesh, a mad scientist, a demon slayer, a flying monkey, and a very beautiful divine lady with her handsome swordsman in tow.
But Orion’s certain- HE will be the one to take down the Evil Tyrant King! That is, if he can prevent Artemis and his growing paranoia from betraying his newfound friends. And if he can manage to avoid the interspecies manhunt he and Artemis caused by eloping from the hospital and committing grand theft shuttle.
Not to mention Butler’s looking for them, too.
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Me: I should write a short little fic about Artemis dealing with OCD because personal reasons and also because there’s no way he was “cured” of Atlantis Complex permanently after a few months of treatment. (Also, without magic, the parts of Atlantis Complex he would continue to struggle with would probs be human OCD)
*over 7,000 words later*
Me: SHORT! I said SHORT!
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ah yes, artemis fowl books
the little shit bastard boy
the daddy issues incident
the your actions have consequences code
the remember this bitch deception
the some guy named piss colony
the little shit bastard boy two electric boogaloo paradox
the little shit bastard boy's dissociative complex
the little shit bastard boy's future existential crisis
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Artemis praying to survive a giant squid: 'If I get out of this, I will start thinking about girls like a normal fifteen year old'.
Asexual icon.
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