Vampire Knight: *insert Twilight joke here*
Ouran High School Host Club: *small child voice* There's debauchery here!
Sailor Moon: Everyone's bi. No, I mean it. EVERYONE.
Clannad: I'm not crying yOU'RE CRYING
Your Lie in April: Mommy Issues & Lots of Tissues
Fruits Basket: MOMMY ISSUES ON STEROIDS
Yuri on Ice: Sexy gay figure skating
Sk8 the Infinity: Sexy gay skate-boarding
Blue Exorcist: "[Satan] may have been your father, but he wasn't your daddy."
FullMetal Alchemist: Family is your best ally
Trigun: Family is your worst enemy
Kaguya-sama Love is War: Idiots to Lovers the anime
The Ancient Magus Bride: What if a monsterfucker romance was also Ace?
Violet Evergarden: Gorgeously animated ✨TRAUMA✨
Made in Abyss: Adorably animated ✨TRAUMA✨
Madoka Magica: *Admiral Ackbar voice* IT'S A TRAP!
My Hero Academia: X-Men alternative universe where mutants are the majority of the population
Yu Yu Hakusho: Yusuke came here to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And he's all out of bubble gum.
Inuyasha: Time travel, youkai, and jewel shards, oh my!
Ranma 1/2: The original bisexual harem
Urusei Yatsura: Crack. Just pure, unadulterated alien crack.
MAO: Feral Catgirl x Tired Catboy
Tokyo Mew Mew: Cute girl fursonas are named after food
Shugo Chara!: His Dark Materials magical girl!AU
Kamisama Kiss: The How to Train Your Dragon of shoujo
Noragami: Girl adopts homeless god
Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicle: Eat your heart out, Doctor Who
Skip-Beat!: Eat your heart out, slow burn fanfiction
Kiss Him Not Me: Losing weight = gaining a harem
Baccano!: Murders on the Immortal Mafia Express
Cowboy Bebop: Bounty hunters need therapy
Attack on Titan: EVERYONE NEEDS THERAPY
Alice in the Country of Hearts: The sexiest and unhealthiest escapism
Cardcaptor Sakura: Beautiful gay representation, terrible Elephant in the Room
Fushigi Yuugi: Look, when I said falling in love with a fictional character, I didn't mean that LITERALLY--
Angel Sanctuary: Mutual incest destroys the world as we know it
Guilty Crown: Unrequited incest destroys the world as we know it
Zombie Land Saga: The undead as cutesy idols. That's it. That's the show.
Yurikuma Arashi: Lesbian bears
Princess Tutu: Duck becomes ballerina