#attack on titan preferences

[prettyguardian-sailorbiscuit]

Hot Take/Unpopular Opinion and Friendly Reminder that...

There is NOTHING wrong with enjoying or liking English dubs.

It is not a crime to prefer dubs over subs.

It's genuinely okay to be different.

[titan-desuu]

Someone: „You like blonde dudes, right?“

Me: „No, I don’t“

Also me:

[moonspirit]

Annie baking something for Armin. Do you think it will reach him or maybe she ends up eating everything herself? Hehehehe

Hmmmm sweet question anon!

I think she'd be a very good baker in time tho (not immediately, cuz she needs 2-3 business years just sleeping, eating, resting and cuddling) because if there's anything she loves more than her Silly Rabbit Commanderᵀᴹ ⁽ᶜˡᵒᵘᵈˢ⁾ - it's sugar, sweets and cake!

So once she begins to get really good at baking, there's gonna be a lot of trouble getting the same quantity of whatever it is she put in to then oven, out of the oven. It'll start with taste testing the batter - maybe too many times and welp, suddenly 10 spoons are gone. Then comes the finished fluffy creation - and hey, surely, one small chunk from the side can't hurt? Just to taste? And oh it's so good? Then another tiny piece should be fine? Oh no, welp, now there's half missing from this cupcake, might as well eat it whole - there's still 9 left for Armin. Okay, guess he won't mind just having 8. Oh no... Now there's only 5... What if it looks silly just giving him 1 cupcake? Fine then, let's eat it, and make a new batch.

To sum it up, the only way Armin's actually gonna get to eat any of her baking is to stay in the kitchen, preferably right behind her with his arms around her waist, so he can steal a lick of her fingers dipped in batter and get a cupcake or two stuffed in his mouth while he's at it.

[sofokl13]

Mikasa Ackerman and the dog motif

Sue Zhao // Japanese Breakfast - Boyish // Dog bite, Wikipedia article // ??? // sleepycorvid // Mitski - I Bet On Losing Dogs // ??? // David Foster Wallace // The Stooges - I Wanna Be Your Dog // Alex G - Sarah // Mitski - I’m Your Man // ???

[kittenfangirl20]

The manga has Grisha Jaeger refer to Mikasa as his daughter and yet some people try to say that Eren and Mikasa are not adopted siblings. Honestly it would have been better if they kept the relationship more sibling like instead of having Eren suddenly say that he liked Mikasa in a romantic way all along even though he never really showed it.

[itslittlegiggle]

Not Mopey (Reiner, Eren, Armin)

A/N: i cant think of a good title kdjdnk ive been wanting to write a ticklish armin fic for sooo long, but this is all i could come up with 😭 i hope you enjoy it even though its not perfect - hopefully it helps me come out of my writing slump!

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Becoming a soldier required a lot of hard, energy-sucking training; even a cadet as tough and strong as Reiner would admit that it sometimes felt like too much, like exhaustion was going to knock you down and never let you back up. But every once in a while the cadets got a day to themselves, and even though it was only a short break, it gave them time to reflect on why they were training so hard and renewed their energy. 

Reiner liked going for walks on days like these, especially when it was sunny. Having some peaceful alone time was rare but appreciated, and Reiner enjoyed having some time to himself and being able to have some time to think.

Today it was quiet, and Reiner had returned from his walk and was wandering along the training field. For once he did not seem to have any pressing matters on his mind, and felt like his mind and body were more relaxed than they had been in years.

That is, until he heard a noise. 

He whipped around, feeling his body’s fight instincts kick in. He didn’t know what he just heard, but it sounded desperate. 

He heard it again a few seconds later - was it a scream? It sounded like it was coming from the barracks, and instinct moved Reiner before his conscious mind told him to.

When he got to the door he whipped it open so fast it vibrated the whole wall it slammed into. Expecting danger, Reiner was surprised when all he could see was Eren sitting on one of the bottom bunks, back facing the door. And all he could hear was... laughter? 

Eren did not appear to have heard the door slam open - which only surprised Reiner a little, considering the noise coming from inside the room - and Reiner walked closer to figure out why Eren was laughing so hard. Eventually he saw that Eren was not alone, and that the laughter was not coming from him, either; Reiner could now see that Eren was sitting on Armin’s waist, tickling the smaller boy fiercely. 

Eren’s fingers flew from vibrating into Armin’s ribs to swiping at his collarbones, clawing at his stomach before sneaking underneath the blond to tickle the sides of his back whenever he arched up. Armin was giggling and squealing wildly, knees coming up and knocking into Eren’s back every so often while he tried - and failed - to catch Eren’s hands with his own.

Reiner couldn’t help but smile at the sight, relaxing once more. 

“Having fun?”

Eren turned around, grinning, and smiled even bigger when he saw Reiner.

“Hey, Reiner. What’s up?”

“I actually came in here to ask you the same question. I could hear you - er, Armin, I guess - all the way across the field.” He sat down on the bed above Armin’s head, chuckling at the pair before him.

Armin cheeks flushed in embarrassment and he groaned, clearly trying to quiet his giggles. “Eren!” he hissed.

Eren had slowed his tickling once the conversation started, instead gently and sporadically pinching up and down Armin’s sides. Though the boy under him was twisting his spine and yipping with every pinch, his laughter quieted enough that the boys could hear each other.

“Armin was being mopey, so I had to bring out the big guns to cheer him up. It’s worked like a charm ever since we were little kids.”

“I wasn’t moping, I’m just tired!” Armin said, voice high and laced with stifled giggles, “y-you just jumped me because you’re bored - ah!”

“Like I said,” Eren continued, changing his tactic to poking randomly across Armin’s torso, “Armin is mopey.”

Reiner wasn’t sure he’d ever seen Armin being “mopey”, but he did think the boy was too serious, sometimes. His laughter and embarrassment was cute, and Reiner could see why Eren would do this - the younger boy’s giggles were impossible not to smile at.

Armin desperately tried to block Eren’s hands, but couldn’t seem to keep up with the speed of his friend’s attack. Eren sighed like Armin’s attempts to protect himself were burdensome, finally grabbing the boy’s wrists and holding them out to Reiner. “Help me out, would you?”

Reiner grinned.

“No, Reiner,” Armin whined, already too weak from laughing to muster up the strength to pull his wrists out of Reiner’s grasp when he grabbed them from Eren and held them neatly out of the way, “don’t encourage him!”

Eren dug his thumbs into Armin’s hips, not giving Reiner a chance to respond to Armin’s pleas, and Armin bucked with a desperate scream before laughing impossibly harder than he had been before. It was so sweet, Reiner couldn’t help but chuckle as well. “Sorry, Armin.”

“You - aha, wait - you traitor!”

Eren grinned. “Here, watch this.”

He scooted down so he was sitting on Armin’s shins, and the blond suddenly doubled his efforts of escaping. “No, Eren, not there!” The words had barely left Armin’s mouth before Eren started rapidly squeezing all over his thighs. Armin let out a shriek louder than Reiner thought it was possible for the normally quiet boy to make and started laughing wildly, high-pitched and childish and desperate.

“E-Eren, Erehehen!” Armin threw his head back and squealed with helpless laughter as his best friend continued to tickle his worst spot. “Wahait!”

Both Eren and Reiner were laughing as well now, unable to help it due to Armin’s silly squirming and sweet laughter. “Isn’t he the cutest?” Eren cooed, snickering when Armin kicked his leg out after a pinch to his knee. 

“He sure is,” Reiner chuckled. And even though he and Eren were just joking for the sake of flustering Armin, it was true. Armin’s hair was a mess from squirming, his eyes were squinted with mirth, his cheeks and ears were pink - it was just about as adorable as someone could get.

Armin’s laughter had gotten so high-pitched that Reiner was about to comment he sounded like a whistle when Eren withdrew his hands. He instead tickled softly across Armin’s throat and under his chin with one hand so Armin was giggling softly instead of shrieking with laughter. Reiner released the boy’s hands and they immediately dropped to grip Eren’s wrist, although did not seem to have the strength to push his friend’s hand away.

“Geez, you’re merciless” Armin giggled tiredly, scrunching up his shoulders. Eren finally had mercy and climbed off of him, laughing again when Armin rolled onto his side and into a little ball. “Maybe, but it’s for a good cause.”

Armin rolled his eyes fondly and looked up at Reiner. “You’re still a traitor, you know,” he said, but he grinned when Reiner reached down to ruffle his hair.

“Don’t worry, I’ll help you get him back sometime.” 

Eren scoffed, but a soft redness covered his cheeks. “Shut up, it’s more fun when Armin’s the target because he squeaks so much.” 

Armin reached over and gently punched Eren’s leg, but quickly retracted his arm with an aforementioned squeak when Eren made a feint of tickling him again. Armin reddened with a hmph when Eren laughed at him (”see, told you you squeak!”), and Reiner grinned at the silliness of the two younger boys in front of him.

It was nice to have a day off from being a soldier.

[scumbagjaeger]

we neeeeedd more gamer porco please !!

GAMER!PORCO HEADCANONS

Starring: Porco Galliard

Rating: 18+

Notes: Thanks so much for your ask!! I jotted down most of these while I was on a train back to London so I’d say there’s quite a bit?? Hopefully you like them! If you want to see more of these individual in-depth character hcs, let me know here!

- Porco probably started playing video-games at an early age because of Marcel

- Lowkey probably he was terrified at first??? Marcel would play these games with the weirdest monsters and creatures and poor baby Porco couldn’t handle it :(

- But he loved watching his brother and when he was old enough he started to play!

- Speaking of Marcel, I bet he’d be really into DOTA and League, but he has his own play group because of distance

- Secretly, I always hc Marcel as going to college or working in Europe or something while Porco is in the US? That’s why they don’t stream together regularly!

- But every now and then Porco does a stream at an obscure time so they can play together(:

- Speaking of streams, I totally see Porco streaming on Twitch someday?? He’d be hesitant to do it at first because he’s a busy guy and he wouldn’t want it to be a big hassle, but he just starts streaming casually

- Has a minecraft realm with Marcel, Colt, Pieck, Bertholdt, etc (Reiner and Zeke don’t play video games lets be honest they can hardly use a computer)

- Combining my two AUs (gamers and college students), Reiner is the captain of the soccer team that Porco’s on so he gets included now and then

- Like Porco will convince Reiner to join the server once in a blue moon and he spends the entire night harassing the guy

- Poor Reiner doesn’t even know what a crafting table is and Porco has his best netherite gear on, hiding in the treetops above him, ready to attack

- Porco tells his chat that he hates Reiner because he makes them run extra laps at practice (and Reiner says back that they need to run more if they want to have a chance at winning their upcoming tournament!)

- Brings Reiner into the nether just to tell him to place a bed and go to sleep in it xoxo

- I think that Porco might be really into 100% completing games and speed runs but he’s SO BAD AT THEM

- Honestly on his channel it becomes a joke where he calls everything a speedrun

- He pauses his game “okay guys brb doing a G-fuel speedrun”, or “gotta piss, bathroom speedrun”

- He’s not very good at games like DOTA, he’s decent at Call of Duty, but he doesn’t like to stream them because he doesn’t understand why someone would watch a mediocre player?

- But as he gets comfortable he starts to open up more and play for fun, and people watch just for him and his personality!

- As his partner you also probably get roped into playing with him now and then if you mention being down to do so! If you’re not he won’t push it(:

- Always refers to you by name on stream because he assumes his fans all know you??? Like duh you’re the love of his life how would they NOT know who (Y/N) is.

- And he talks about you a lot. Probably too much?

- Unfortunately he might share one or two personal details or stories that you might not want him to tell

- Nothing too bad!! Just like “oh (Y/N) drooled all over my pillow last night so I’m running the sheets through the wash, in case you guys hear my alarm go off” (unrelated but he keeps an alarm on for the washer and dryer because he hates when they start to smell mildewy and get wrinkled!)

- “Y/N doesn’t like drinking milk because it makes her really gassy and then she—” the stream abruptly ends

- Honestly he has a pretty monotone voice when it comes to his streams? Probably sounds annoyed half the time (and he is, when he’s playing DOTA with his playgroup)

-The only time he like actively perks up is when he’s with you or talking about you

- Ngl but he’d stream the dumbest games with you?? Like Webkinz, Club Penguin, the Sims, etc

- “Girls Go Games with (Y/N)” and you play dumb games about taking Queen Elsa to the dentist, or dress her up for tea with Anna, etc

- He’d probably take them weirdly seriously though?? “No chat I’m not putting her in the orange dress it’ll clash with the theme of the tea party”

- He probably drinks G fuel or other energy dreams during his streams?

- Starts each stream with a ‘just chatting’ segment where he talks with his chat and then tries a new G fuel favorite

- Cries when he gets a G fuel sponsorship (‘:

- Would play a couple games with Connie honestly, also random ones

- Anything from Chess to Wikipedia races to more Girls Go Games

- Have you seen that clip of Jschlatt playing chess, and he’s SO CONFIDENT about beating his opponent but then proceeds to get check-mated in two turns?? That’s so Porco. Connie doesn’t even know how to play and he check-mates Porco out of pure chance

- Also they have a Sims household together for some reason?? You and Porco are streaming, about to open your cute household file where you have a cute apartment and a lil dog together, and you see a new file titled “ABOMINATIONS FROM H3LL” and they’re just the scariest looking sims ever. And they’re all pregnant for some reason?

- When he plays with his League/DOTA group (Eren, Jean, Armin, Connie), they’ll also play other games on stream

- Like Among Us or Phasmophobia

- And he’s so bad at them!!!

- I bet he’d play a lot of Pokémon games on stream?? That’s a game from his childhood that he’d watch Marcel play that DIDN’T scare the shit outta him xoxo

- Does a Nuzzlocke version of every single Pokémon game, probably does a marathon of sorts for charity at one point(‘:

- On casual plays, he makes sure he has an Umbreon in every game possible because it’s his favorite Pokemon, as well as whatever your favorite is!! Names it after you and actually feels really bad when it faints :(

- I think every now and then he’d be SO EXCITED to play with you??

- Like with my last set of gamer headcanons, before you and him started playing together it was just sort of his private time to relax after school?

- So once he’s comfortable and embraced that dorky side of him (and knows that you are also a dork lol) he’ll literally pick you up and carry you over his shoulder towards your desk

- “C’mon let’s play a quick round of DOTA! I have a really good feeling about it, I’ll play support :D”

- Honestly I don’t think he’d be the biggest fan of games with stories?? Just because he can get busy with school and soccer and ends up forgetting the plot oops

- But he’d definitely watch you play and join in now and then if you want!

- I don’t think he’d like the 1 player games where you have to make decisions that would impact the ending (like Until Dawn)?? Just because he’d be super panicked about making the right decision

- “Pork baby there is no “right” ending, your choices will lead you to the ending that best fits your game” “No (y/n) I need to make sure every single character survives!!!”

- He’ll play them though because they’re recommended by his twitch followers?? And then his chat tells him all of the wrong choices

- Sorry it’s easy to push his buttons lol

- Doesn’t like his chat calling you guys mom and dad because he thinks it’s weird “I haven’t even proposed to her yet guys stop”

- But he’s also been caught with “Porco x (Y/N) best moments” and similar past searches 🫢

[la-undercover-latina]

I’m so sorry I’ve been MIA guys.

I’ve turned off Tumblr notifications in attempt to avoid spoilers for Attack on Titan until the dub comes out. (Which I hope is fucking soon)

For compensation, my account might turn into a hell scape of AoT TikToks 🤣🤣

[crazychaoticizzy]

I need some good Armin fics to read y’all send some my way please 🙏🏼

[kittenfangirl20]

How Eren and Historia in my AOT High School started to date

Jean: Hey Raccoon Eyes, Krista wants to talk to you right by the entrance of the library.

*at this point Historia’s father was still making her go by the name Krista*

Eren: Thanks Horse Face, I will go see what she wants.

*Eren leaves while Jean looks annoyed, when Eren sees Historia, his heart is slamming against his chest, he always had a crush on her, but ever since the memories of his old life and world returned to him, that crush developed into the love he had for her in that old life*

Eren: Historia?

Historia: How did you know that was my real name?

*Historia wants Eren to reveal that he knows about the old life they had when they fought Titans since she had recently regained those memories, but when Eren gave a nervous little shrug, she knew he wouldn’t say anything*

Historia: It doesn’t matter, I just wanted you to know that I have liked you for such a long time, I think I even love you. I want you for my boyfriend, I want to take you on a date this weekend.

*most people who talked like that usually sounded arrogant, but to Eren, Historia’s words felt genuine*

Eren: What about Ymir, people always say that she is practically married to you.

*Eren’s fingernails cut into the palm of his hands, he thought that when he made this new life with everyone, Eren feared that Historia would choose Ymir over him this time*

Historia: I have always been attracted to both boys and girls. I also admit to a little bit of an attraction to Ymir, but it is you I want.

*Historia still thinks of Ymir leaving with the Warriors of Marley in their old life, which still hurt*

Eren: The I would love to be your boyfriend.

*Eren smiles for the first time since he regained those memories which makes Historia smile too*

*I can see Jean in this AU call Eren Raccoon Eyes for the eye makeup he wears and I imagine him being the Class President and an Honor Role Student with how ambitious he was, don’t worry I will find a way for Ymir to be happy in this AU

[asideblogofananimelover]

Lately, most of my thoughts are revolving around 3 of my favorite anime characters: Levi Ackerman, Trafalgar D. Water Law, and Fushiguro Megumi. Whenever I see Attack on Titan content I simp over Levi, and whenever I see One Piece content I quickly simp over Law, but then I see Jujutsu Kaisen content and quickly simp over Megumi. It’s one or the other, or three of them at the same time. 

I started to think I have a type lately. And when I analyze their similarities, I found out that yes, I MAY have a type which are dark-haired beautiful males with sugar and ice personalities, who fight with bladed weapons, have soft spot for animals, come from important clans, and coincidentally, are the moon halves in my sun/moon ships.

[distortedclouds]

I just think they deserve some softness after that shit show of a life.

As much as those having the filthiest, kinkiest sex in the history of humanity appeals to me, I guess I have a soft spot for them being each other's safe place where nothing hurts and they get to let their guards down.

Sure it's fun, but those two probably get beat up on a near daily basis with them as ambassadors (especially Armin). I just think they deserve some tender loving cheesy I know don't care.

And Annie in particular. I want her to feel wanted and loved and desired beyond her "usefulness" in any capacity. Put frankly, I want Annie to bottom so hard for the first couple of years of them together until she practically jumps Armin because she loves him so much and hasn't gotten the chance the explore his body and make him feel good in her own way.

I think a good point to explore other things would be Annie starting to just "expect" softness and acceptance from Armin. I first want her to reach a point where there isn't a hint of doubt of her worth to Armin and how much he loves and adores her no matter the circumstance before moving on to "fun" avenues.

[wingsofhcpe]

why is there so little hange whump on ao3... c'monnn I want to read about my meowmeow getting wrecked without having to do it myself for once!

[brainworm61]

TW: gore (?)

au where eren is a doctor and working for some weird cult. he's trying to mummificate armin's body but armin for some reason still conscious and can't stop talking that pissed off eren so he get distracted so put armin's organs in wrong jars and now he's even angrier while armin is giggling and telling eren that he is a terrible surgeon :3

[korracrat]

Rewatching Attack on Titan for the first time since I completely finished the manga and I totally forgot that the first ending is Mikasa's theme.

I just.....

The bird....

Mikasa asking what is the point to life anymore after a certain character is dead.....

Help my heart.

[stoned-eren]

can someone give me ideas on what to write pls