#austin creature meme

[wuggyzjuice]

my mood for tiger & bunny 2 cour 2!!! 😀

[the-letterbox-archives]

file (0)0-53-000: writer questionnaire

thank you @the-golden-comet for the tag! this one's a writer questionnaire, super fun to do as well :)

how long have you had your writing tumblr/writeblr? a fast and loose estimate is fine!

coming up on two months now!

what led you to create it?

i wanted a place to share stories that i felt wouldn’t become novels, and i just wanted to share my stuff regardless.

what’s your favourite thing about the writeblr community?

how nice everyone is, and how fun the discussions are! i love talking about my characters/wips, and i love hearing about my mutuals wips as well! it’s just a great place to do everything writing-related!

what’s one thing you’d like your mutuals to know about you?

PLEASE talk to me i love being talked to, love sharing about my stories, and i’m a pretty good listener so it doesn’t have to be one-sided either. either way, love having those conversations!

is there anything you’d like to see more of on your dash?

admittedly i don’t browse my dash often, but what i do see is great! writing, positivity, some memes and fandom content, wouldn’t wish for anything different.

which wips or writing projects are you noodling about, lately?

i’ve actually been considering a brand new story to the archives, but from my released content i have to say sunny (school rules) is rotating in my mind right now, as well as the dumaresq kids (the dumaresq poems)! of course, all of my wips are always rattling around in my brain all the time.

how long have you been working on them?

all the stories have been released at stagnated times, i think the first was the prologue of tales from a dying heart and prologue of the rockdove promise, about 2 months ago, and the most recent is the dumaresq poems, the first edition (set of 5) released a couple days ago.

do you remember what inspired them/what got you started?

inspiration comes from anywhere for me, i just tend to get an idea, write it without thinking, then plan it from there. hindsight is 20/20, but it tends to go ignored for me haha

how much time, in your best estimation, do you spend thinking about them?

all the time. there is never a moment one story or another is not in my brain.

when someone asks the dreaded, “what do you write about,” question, what do you usually say?

that’s tough, because i don’t exactly stick to genres; but i guess i would say i write speculative fiction, with themes of family, purpose, and society, to put it very generally.

name any characters you created. side characters, protagonists, antagonists, characters who’ve never been written, the first original abomination you ever pulled from your ass; whomever you’d like!

i’m gonna stick to characters that have been featured/mentioned in the archives, to keep this list somewhat short;

(tales from a dying heart) lady, sweetheart, crow, winter, pyre, dancer, rook, vex, chalice, hunter, hornet, dove, maestro, muse, opal, aegis, mouse, seeker,

(the rockdove promise) laszlo kriska, danareth, yaromyr kriska, knox penderghast, ezune penderghast, andrei,

(insincere.) ven, sissy, sinon,

(on kingston alley) faye o’callahan, daphne kanelos, missy o’callahan, crayton “old man” bell, arthur blackwood, eleanor blackwood, beau blackwood, gwen blackwood,

(school rules) sunny finch, darcy spencer, johnnie rhodes, angel salvatore, viola alderman, sasha dmitriev, eloise dolores, katherine “kath” fairchild, marion lorraine, imogen parker-blanche,

(dulcinea is dead) sasha beatrix, dulcinea beatrix,

(the dumaresq poems) alistair dumaresq, willow dumaresq, eira dumaresq, austine dumaresq, theophania dumaresq.

who’s the most unhinged?

i think they all are, at least a bit.

… but the answer’s faye.

who comes the most naturally for you to write?

sunny. that evil creature has infected my brain. it doesn’t help we have a very similar sense of humour.

do you ever cringe at them?

i don’t think i cringe at any of them. sure, sometimes the events of the story or their actions upset/annoy/disappoint me, but that’s for the sake of the narrative, and i don’t find that cringe-worthy.

how much control do you feel you have over your characters? do they ever “write themselves,” refuse to cooperate, or do things you didn’t expect? to what degree? are some less cooperative than others?

it depends, i take parts of myself for each aspect of myself for characters, so when those parts of the given character shine through, it’s much easier to write, and much easier for them to ‘write themselves.’ however, my writing style usually feels like the characters writing themselves regardless. so yeah, stuff can get off the rails in that way, but i wouldn't call that disobedience or uncooperativeness on the character's part.

do you enjoy people asking questions about your characters? and do you have a preferred means of receiving said questions? for example, as asks, as replies, as reblogs, as tag notes, as comments on ao3, etc.

YES GIVE ME ANY QUESTION ANYWHERE THEY ARE MY LIFEBLOOD IT MAKES ME SO HAPPY (pardon my rabid dog mentality here, i am very passionate)

what makes you want to follow another writeblr account? do you follow ‘em as you see ‘em, or take time scoping out the blog to make sure you align with its content? do you follow based on wips, or vibes?

when the archives first opened, i followed anyone who liked any of my posts. nowadays, i’m a bit more stingy because sometimes being involved in such a big circle (120 mutuals strong now, i think) can be overwhelming. but generally, i check out blogs that have interacted with my posts or are often tagged in my mutuals stuff, and decide to follow based on that (factors within the blog are usually what wips they do, if they participate in tag games or chat about their characters/wips, and vibes). i also proudly follow-back anyone who follows me.

what makes you decide against following?

people who discriminate/are hateful to minorities/etc., certain political ideologies, and factors like that. i don’t want to judge, but i tend to get weary due to experiences with hate speech and other discriminatory things in my real life. and human rights aren’t up for negotiation, people don’t deserve hatred because of a fundamental part of them, like nationality / gender / sexuality / age / poverty / neurodiversity / etc. i’m a queer, neurodiverse(coded), youth, and that plus my general demeanour can attract the wrong crowd. luckily that hasn’t happened on writeblr.

do you interact with non-mutuals often?

not really, but that isn’t on purpose. i tend to get distracted with archival work, so i don’t check things i’m not tagged in or otherwise privy of, which really is a shame, i should interact with more of writeblr.

do your mutuals’ characters occupy space in your noodle?

yes, sammy. @ominous-feychild knows that bastard is too squishable for my psyche to handle.

tagging @introchasingstars, @honeybewrites, @paeliae-occasionally,

@noxxytocin, @moltenwrites, @tc-doherty, @the-ellia-west, @theverumproject,

@thecrazyalchemist, @laylathewordwitch, @dragonedged-if, @leitereads, @autism-purgatory,

@gioiaalbanoart, @drchenquill, @fenmere, @leahnardo-da-veggie, @melpomene-grey,

@yourpenpaldee, @corinneglass, @agirlandherquill, @willtheweaver, @nczaversnick,

@davycoquette, @glassfrogforest, @princeofhags, @wyked-ao3, @fantasy-things-and-such, + open tag!

[thesungod]

no because middle school deyjah would ALSO not like tsats, let's be so fr. i could not get immersed into it and that vexes me

i stopped to cringe (before someone starts with the “they are 15” stuff: AT THE WRITING. NOT AT THEM.) and read something that took me right the hell out of the narration so often. i couldn’t enjoy it, and i promised i tried😭

everyone was so out of character (except maybe Will ig but even then. why make him so extra pathetic wasn’t the normal dose of pathetic-ness enough) and spoke through memes. even buying the excuse that it’s because they are dumb teens or whatever, what about Chiron? Mr D? The creatures of the Underworld? are they also dumb teens? also not all teens are made the same?? a teen that lived the life Nico has won’t act the same as Austin and Kayla. be fr.

i feel like ToA managed to get occasionally wise while also being thoroughly funny and cute, while this book was clunky and didn’t manage to pull off the balance. it was either memes or excerpts that seemed taken straight out of a therapy book. i just think they maybe rushed it (?) or were very anxious to convey the right message, because otherwise the writing had potential. some of the descriptions were pretty good and the horror was well done.

the final final twist is so laughable i closed the book and never re-opened it. so yeah.

[bronanlynch]

for the ask meme [extremely predictable voice] samot

hell yeah hell yeah love that guy

Sexuality Headcanon: trying to remember if he is every described as being attracted to a woman even once in his millennia of existence. like I suppose it's possible but I do think he is overwhelmingly primarily attracted to men and specifically bears Gender Headcanon: pretty trans to be a fucked up shadow creature and then a wolf and then decide that ur a man tbh. good for him A ship I have with said character: I mean. samsam. truly the og. who else is doing it like them. but also samot/hadrian and samsamhadrian are very fun and tasty in different ways A BROTP I have with said character: aubrey! love the concept of her being samot's version of primo. love them both being kinda fucked up in their own ways immediately post-marielda when samot is incredibly depressed and also trying to rule a city A NOTP I have with said character: I truly do not know who else people ship him with other than samothes and hadrian A random headcanon: I think he's probably pretty experimental abt wine bc that fits with his whole approach to like. knowledge and learning like he's into whatever wild new blend of grapes someone comes up with but I do also think he's pretentious abt wines that are bad in boring ways (or just plain boring) General Opinion over said character: truly character of all time. like. he has so much in common with character types that I am obsessed with that never get the narrative treatment I think they deserve (like. obviously this is an oversimplication but. he's like what if a classic tragically gay morally complicated antagonist actually got to have depth and was respected by the narrative) and man it's just so nice to see. also I love a character who is trying so hard and needs to believe so strongly that they're doing the right thing and doesn't know how to stop even though they've become the problem they were trying to fix. like the exact way austin says "I have to try, you know I have to try" in the divorce conversation is burned into my brain. also shout out to spring in hieron my beloved. also he's very hot and I want his gender

[plxnovak]

I present to you... Autism Powers

[bangtanloverboys]

I posted 18,773 times in 2021

731 posts created (4%)

18042 posts reblogged (96%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 24.7 posts.

I added 1,307 tags in 2021

#dip rambles - 566 posts

#dip answers - 166 posts

#bts x reader - 132 posts

#dip friends - 118 posts

#icymi - 72 posts

#btsghostie - 59 posts

#jungkook x reader - 56 posts

#yoongi x reader - 49 posts

#wip update - 48 posts

#yoonkook x reader - 41 posts

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

strawberries & cigarettes // kth

summary - being dragged out to some party on a saturday night wasn’t exactly your usual plans, but meeting a cute boy may or may not make it all better

pairing - bad boy!taehyung x nerd male!reader

genre - fluff; strangers to lovers au

word count - 3.7k

warnings - innacurate frat party, police showing up, references to smoking, kissing, gays moving at weird paces bc what do you expect they’re gay

author’s note - another gay fic for pride month hehehe, happy pride month yall!

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#4

something sick & twisted (ii) // jjk

summary - it’s strange how one thoughtless decision could hold so much consequence. as now you’ve found yourself in bed with the man behind your corruption. trapped, you’re left unsure if you’re free of his influence or not. you want to believe he’s still behind it all, but you don’t know anymore

pairing - demon!jungkook x church boy!reader

genre - suspense, smut, angst

word count - 10.3k

warnings - kinda kidnapping?, technical discussion about the selling of a soul, demons care about consent, internalized homophobia, catholic guilt, smut reading, non descriptive dick sword play, reader goes through the stages of grief but not in order, masturbation, shame, voyeurism, degradation, name calling, orgasm control, ruined orgasms, sacreligious kink (oops), corruption kink, choking, face fucking, possessiveness, spanking, cum eating, spit as lube, explicit praying during sex (im sorry), dom!jungkook, sub!reader, top!jungkook, bottom!reader, gay sex, unprotected sex, crying during sex, dacryphilia, hospitals, doctors, police, homphobic parents, bisexual!childhood friend!yoongi, coming out, use of the word faggot, being disowned

author’s note - again, if you’re religious, i highly recommend not reading this. but thank you all for enjoying gay demon jk!! shout out to @crazy4myself for being the beta for this (ily)

tagged: @tipsydipsydo @anime-meme-sanctuary

part i

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#3

groovy baby // jjk

summary - jeongguk powers, internatinal man of mystery, is here to save the day. but you sure as hell ain't having it with him

pairing - jungkook x female!reader

genre - crack/humor, smut; austin powers au

word count - 7.9k

warnings - crack that is literally taken seriously, absolute insanity, some 1960s lingo, austin powers references, jungkook being a cheeky bastard, flirty jungkook, swedish made penis milker that definitely doesn’t belong to jungkook, yoongi has one eye, gambling, bald kim seokjin, there is a plot that ends with porn, dom/sub dymanics, margret thatcher mention, sub!jk, dom!reader, whiny jungkook, edging, hand job, unprotected sex

author’s note - happy birthday to my dearest friend @jeonstudios​ behold the thing you have been fearing waiting for since i proposed the idea. it took me a year to do it, but it’s finally here. you’re welcome. hope you enjoy (also this wont make a lick of sense, it’s pure crack, nothing else) 

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#2

deep waters masterlist // myg & jjk

summary - legends of mermaids and other mythical sea creatures were always just that to you: legends and myths. but your entire world view shifts when your boyfriend claims he saw one for himself

pairing - marine biologist!yoongi x female!reader x siren!jeongguk 

genre - sci-fi, drama, fluff, eventual smut; siren au

author’s note - this was inspired by freeform’s siren (damn another cancelled show). but this has been in my head for well over a year so i decided to finally write it!!

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#1

something sick & twisted (i) // jjk

summary - all your life you considered yourself to be a good kid. you got good grades, went to church every sunday, didn’t go to any parties. you did anything you could to keep yourself on the path to heaven, even if it meant hiding some of the darkest parts of you to yourself. that was how you lived until one day, your no-good roommates decided to take you up to an abandoned cabin in the woods, where you begin to feel yourself corrupt from the inside out

pairing - demon!jungkook x church boy!reader

genre - suspense, smut

word count - 11.4k

warnings - internalized homophobia, catholic guilt, reader is a bit of a straight edge, kinda incubus!jungkook but also not really?, toxic friendships, drugs use (marijuana), driving while intoxicated/high, head injury, hospitals, kinda unconsensual touching?, clubbing, alcohol consumption, kitty gang!jimin shows up, sex dream, blowjob, paranoia, sleep deprivation, (former) youth group leader!namjoon, homophobic parents, masturbation, shame, lot’s of conflicted feelings, voyeurism, some degradation, slight man handling, name calling, spit as lube/improper prep (please don’t do that), loss of virginity, dom!jungkook, sub!reader, top!jungkook, bottom!reader, gay sex, unprotected sex (also don’t do that), non-explicitng praying during sex (um), crying during sex, kinda dacryphilia, marking, accidental selling of the soul

author’s note - the infamous gay demon jungkook is here. . . and here’s here to fuck shit up. i would like to note that if you are religious, i do not recommend reading this. @tipsydipsydo​ since you asked to be tagged. . . hope you enjoy also big shout out to @crazy4myself​ for being my beta for this ily

part ii

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[glitrandi-glaepi]

10 Things You (Probably) Didn’t Know About The Muse

Inside The Actor's Studio Edition. 

So the purpose of this meme is to give a little info on your muses without having to rely on others to fill your ask with meme questions. I know how disappointing it can be to come back to an empty ask so I wanted to create a meme that anyone and everyone can do (mun and muse). The rules are simple, you do not need to be tagged to fill out the questions, but once you have you must reblog and tag 10 of your followers to spread the love (as well as add a question of your own to the bonus section). You can fill it out as many times as your heart desires (we all know muses can change with their character development.) 

10 Questions: 

1. What is your favorite word?:

      "Elskan. It's what I call my new boo." 

2. What is your least favorite word?: 

      "Any slur that's been used against me that I haven't reclaimed, sports, fruit... oh, and my ex-boyfriend's name. Gross." 

3. What turns you on?: 

      "My sexy man... everything about him." 

4. What turns you off?: 

      "Austin." Glanni makes a gagging gesture. 

5. What sound do you love?: 

      "Hearing my adorable twins trying to talk, Bastet meowing in the morning to get my attention. Her food bowl is never actually empty, but she's like me, a total drama queen." 

6. What sound do you hate?: 

      "Loud noises, yelling, lots of commotion." 

7. What is your favorite curse word?: 

      "Fuck." 

8. What profession other than yours would you like to attempt?: 

      "I don't know. I'd like to go back to wrestling, honestly."  9. What profession would you not like to do?: 

      "Teaching. I can't imagine being surrounded by teens, especially when I remember how obnoxious I was at that age." 

10. If heaven exists, what would you like to hear God(s) say when you arrive at the pearly gates?:       "I don't believe in heaven. There is an afterlife, and it's beautiful, but it's not heaven. That's a Christian concept." 

Bonus Questions: 

1. Something most people don’t know about you?: 

      "I nearly became a part of V.I.L.E. However, I'm a solo criminal, I don't want to work for an organization." 

2. If you were one of the seven sins which would you be?: 

      "Lust." Glanni smirks.  (Where is question 3?)

4. Sexual Preference?       Glanni can't help but burst out laughing. "Honey, have you seen me? I'm a fucking queen. I'm gay as fuck." 

5. What position do you sleep in?: 

      "Any. Mainly on my stomach, when I'm able." 

6. What if someone told you…you HAD to lose, just this one time? 

      "You mean like job to someone? Been there, done that." 

7. If you were a mythical creature which one would you be? 

      "Technically, I am a "mythical" creature. I'm a Fae. And yes, we're not so mythical after all." 

8. If you could live in any sort of environment (with your choice of inhabitants, climate, etc.), what would it be? Describe it. 

      "Somewhere quiet with my boo and my kitty." 

9. If you could gain one super power (that you don’t already have), what would you want it to be? 

      "Either invisibility or the power to read minds." 

10. If you had the choice between dying to save someone you love, or live on knowing you didn’t save them, which would you choose? 

      "The latter has already happened to me." 

11. What’s your worst nightmare? 

      "Losing more people I love." 

12. What kind of relationship do you have with your parents? 

      "I have a great relationship with my mother. As for my father, he can rot for all I care."

Tagged by: No one. I stole it. Tagging: Whoever wants to do it.

[dimples-of-discontent]

My Cockles Crack Masterpost:

Hello, yes, did any of you need a little pick-me-up? I know I do. So I’ve collected for you all most of the Cockles crack that I’ve written. I left off collaborative pieces of crack and ones attached to long gifsets. But all the text posts (especially “Jensen vs. Jensen’s brain”) are all there. I’ll drop a cut somewhere since this baby is long but I hope you all enjoy. 

LONG LIVE TEAM DUMPSTER MANSION!!! 

Dabb: So, let’s have AU Cas.

SPN writers: Cool. Why don’t we ask Misha to do one of his accents?

Jensen: *flings door open* *pants* AM I TOO LATE?! DID I MISS IT?!

BONUS alternative by @postmodernmulticoloredcloak​:

Dabb: So, let’s have AU Cas.

Everyone: …

Jensen: *starts vibrating at a very high frequency*

Misha: …okay I’ll do an accent

Isn’t it so weird that none of Jensen’s kids look like Misha?

Jensen is CONSTANTLY hosting his own episodes of Queer Eye and every one is about Misha.

[Below the cut]

Jensen: *looks up suddenly and stares into the middle distance* *vibrates at a high frequency*

Danneel: What is it, babe?

Jensen: Somewhere…Misha is doing an accent. Badly. He’s doing it badly, but he’s still doing it.

Danneel: You’ve gotta go!

Jensen: You’re right, I’ve gotta go!

Somewhere in Austin a high-pitched whistle blows.

Jensen, holding his ears and running into the kitchen: Alright, alright! What?!

Danneel, points wordlessly at laptop screen where this is displayed.

Jensen: Oh no.

Danneel, accusatory: I thought you HID those!

Jensen: I did! *pause* Why would he look in my dirty laundry anyway?

*Danneel stares*

Jensen: Oh right. I guess he needed something to wear.

Danneel: Pretty dumb, babe.

Jensen: Hmmm…yeah. *pause, then, hopeful* I guess we couldn’t fly to Hawaii to get them, right? *pause* No, no of course not. *mumbles* Damn shorts.

Text convo, probably:

Jensen: mish miss you. send me a pic.

Misha: *photo of something random like an interesting leaf*

Jensen: no, i mean like i MISS you miss you. send a pic of you.

Misha: *photo of his foot*

Jensen: oh for fuck’s sake! *posts flex meme and tags misha in it*

Jensen: there now it’s public you have to do it. and you can fuck off.

Misha: *sends dick pic*

Me: god Misha has the perfect jawline. Not that it matters.

Lizard brain: lick it

Me: yes, yes if I actually had a real relationship with him that would be well and good but…

Lizard brain: LICKIT

Me: yes, yes I heard you but what’s crucial is that Misha is one of the very best humans out there not that he has the stubbled and chiseled jawline of a Greek god so I really think we should focus on…

Jensen (in the distance): oh my God! it doesn’t have to be a choice, dummy!! L I CK IT!!

Jensen’s brain: It’s Misha’s birthday. We love Misha. Say it.

Jensen: No. We are in public. I am just going to call him “the man” and post a cute pic of us in matching outfits.

Jensen’s brain: NOOOOOO…SAYITSAYITSAYITWELOVEHIMSAYIT

Jensen: God fine ok…but I’m using an emoji not words.

Jensen’s brain: Acceptable.

Jensen: And also I’m going to add “bro”.

Jensen’s brain: …. 😒

Jensen: So now no one will ever know.

Jensen’s brain: 🙄

(About this mess right here)

Jensen’s brain: hold his hand

Jensen: NO it will look gay!

Jensen’s brain: but…you are gay for each other? so who cares?

Jensen: Yes, but we can’t LOOK gay ok? So just shake hands.

Jensen’s brain: fine 🙄

**Jensen does whatever this subby, hand-groping bullshit is**

Jensen’s brain: is that…. is that how humans shake hands? in a non-gay way?

Jensen: Shut up.

Jensen’s brain: i’m just trying to understand

Jensen: Shut up, asshole

Jensen’s brain: 😏

Look, I know it’s not going to happen, but all I want in life is for Jensen to respond to Misha’s shirtless video by saying “Hey Mish, if you need a shirt I have a few old ones for you.”

New theory: Jensen gives Misha so many shirts because otherwise his natural inclination is to run around bare-chested and Jensen’s poor, queer heart cannot handle it. (Photo version.)

Cockles trash cat meme origin

So you know how you sometimes go out with you friends and one of them gets way too drunk and ends up getting confessional with someone they don’t know that well? And you kind of want to stop them but, y’know, it’s their life and their choices so you have nothing to do but sit back and watch and be equal parts mildly horrified that they are spilling secrets to a relative stranger and incredibly amused at how they will feel about it later?

THAT is how I feel watching Misha tell the same story, over and over, about wearing Jensen’s hand-me-down shirts.

Misha, you’re currently my intensely emotional drunk friend and you need to stop before you reach the point of crying in the club. Neither of us can handle that. Thanks in advance.

Misha on social media: hahaha…Jensen is my cabin boy…that means he’s a sub who likes BDSM…hahaha…gonna make a comment about a giant space tongue rimming Jensen b/c why not lolz…gonna post a pic of myself covered in white goo and imply that it’s come from the conclusion of a threesome with Jensen and Jared…haha I’m such a scamp…I’m just incorrigible…teehee…

Misha when a fan mentions clothing: WHAT’S A JENSEN??? I’ve never heard of one and even if I had I definitely wouldn’t have had any non-heterosexual thoughts or feelings about him…and we’re absolutely not so close that we share in casual intimacy without a second thought…what could possibly make you think that?? I DON’T EVEN LIKE JENSEN OK!!!

Stages of Cockles in Gifs.

I feel like Jensen is one con away from straight-up answering an only tangentially-related question with, “…and that’s why I love Misha. You do know I love Misha, right? Like, love love him, like the way we love our wives. I feel like you guys get it so let’s just move on. Next question!”

At the next con, Jensen and Misha will be projecting the words “JUST SO YOU KNOW, I LOVE THIS MAN” on the side of the building across from the hotel in case you somehow miss that message in their panels.

At the next con, Jensen and Misha will be screening a 12-minute video that is just them giggling while one of them films the other; there will be no lines and nothing else will happen. Fandom will deem it a masterpiece.

At the next con, instead of his usual classic rock covers, Jensen will be performing a spoken word piece about how great Misha is, accompanied by Jared on bongos and Richard Speight on the kazoo.

In the final episode we are brought to the realization that the show DOES exist in our universe and on our timeline and that this entire time J2M have ACTUALLY BEEN TFW and kept this cover story about being actors on a TV show to keep us from knowing what they are really up to. Most of the show is just footage of their lives, though some of the things on the show were just absurd and to keep us off track.

Misha Collins is an actual angel. Jensen Ackles is a grumpy-faced softie with the biggest nerd streak. Jared Padalecki is a fiercely loyal and intelligent guy who has fought off more than his share of darkness. Gen and Danneel are actually supernatural creatures though neither will fully commit to being an angel or demon. Vicki is too powerful to be captured on film. And of course Jensen and Misha have been husbands for years. It was hard to hide that one on the show.

Jensen: *does interview quote game on his own* Great! Now, I’m gonna go get Misha. He’s gonna be so terrible at this game lol…He has the worst memory and never watches the show…hahaha isn’t that so cute?

Interviewer: oh actually we weren’t quite done interviewing you…

Jensen: yeah but Mish is gonna be so bad at this and I can’t afford to miss that! Imma go find him right now!

Interviewer: you really don’t have to…we’re actually talking to you all individually.

Jensen: ….

Interviewer: y’know, so we can cut the clips together?

Jensen: ….

Interviewer: And because you probably have a lot of other interviews at this huge press event for your 300th episode?

Jensen: ….. Yeah, no, I’m getting him right now. Hey, Mish! Get in here!

Filming with JenMish (aka “why’s Dean wearing a seatbelt?”)

**Jensen makes a dirty joke and Misha cracks up** **Misha and Jensen playfully push each other around the front seat of the car** **Misha says one thing that is mildly amusing and Jensen falls over laughing**

Sanchez, conferring with Bob Singer: What do you do to stop this?

Singer: strap one of them down

Sanchez: You mean, like, tell them to get it together or else?

Singer: No, no. I mean LITERALLY strap one of them down.

Sanchez: ….

Singer: Why do you think they get tied to so many chairs? **sighs** These two have cost us so much in duct tape.

photographer: alright, everyone, fight each other for pie! jensen: mish, you should pull my hair. misha: why? it’s not like that would stop you moving your arm. jensen: …. jensen: misha. you. should. PULL. MY. HAIR. misha: ooohhhhhh! jared: I don’t want to be here for this.

Cockles is the gay booze cruise of ships.

a text exchange that probably happened: jensen: I can’t believe ur still going running on vacation jensen: nerd misha: hello to you too. … misha: awww, babe, you must really miss me! that comment is so sappy! jensen: shut up misha: you “dig” the “WHOLE THING” huh? jensen: fuck off misha: don’t I know it!! jensen: fuck OFF misha: now I have to go like it. … misha: ok done. you huge softie. jensen: not always misha: oh really? misha: how about now? jensen: not now jensen: call me misha; as you wish…

Jensen’s brain (Jensain): holy shit!! look at our hot husband!! mmm…we like the grey and the sweat and the beard and, hey, did we give him that shirt? Jensen: yep. Jensen’s brain: and he sounds all smart and sincere, which turns us on….WOW we’ve been apart for too long! Jensen: tell me about it. Jensen’s brain: Say something about how good he looks. Jensen: I can’t. It’s public. Jensen’s brain: You gotta. Jensen: I. CAN’T. Jensen’s brain: But how these bitches gonna know he’s yours!? Do you know how many people are looking at this video RIGHT NOW?! Jensen: OMG Jensen’s brain: OMG Jensen: they gotta know… Jensen’s brain: YESSSSS!! DO IT!! Tell everyone the sexy, scruffy, deep-voiced, poetry-reciting motherfucker standing in the sunlight belongs to you! Jensen: I can’t say that. I’m just..gonna…tease him? about something? Jensen’s brain: u serious? 😒 Jensen: Well…no… Jensen’s brain: tell him you like the whole package! Jensen: I cannot use the word “package” about Misha in public. Jensen’s brain: 😏 Jensen’s brain: Fine! Can you at least mention how strong he is? Jensen: … I guess that’s less…gay… Jensen’s brain: uh-huh, sure. way less gay. 🙄 Jensen: ok, I did it. now leave me alone. I have to post a picture of my family so that no one suspects I only logged in because I have alerts set for Misha. Jensen’s brain: … Jensen’s brain: hey, you know who looks sexy in flannel PJs?? Jensen: ALRIGHT THAT’S IT

me: *wakes up in a cold sweat and sits upright in bed*

But how much of the mockumentary did Jensen shoot??!?

Misha is busting out of his shirt and jacket in those EW pics again, which makes me think something like this exchange must have taken place:

EW stylists: So, what size is Misha? SPN costumers: Eh, he’s the small one. EW stylists: But…he doesn’t…look small? SPN costumers: Nah, trust us, he’s the small one. EW stylists: Uh, looks more like he’s a 6’ wall of muscle but ok Misha: What’s a clothes? I will wear it. *Jensen sobbing in the background*

”I’m Full Frontal in Here Dude: Guest Starring Misha Collins” title of Jensen’s sex tape.

Jensen’s brain: you should give Misha that valentine.

Jensen: Yeah, good. It will work for the video. Like, as a joke.

Jensen’s brain: no. not joke. he’s your valentine.

Jensen: No he’s…

Jensen’s brain: you can’t lie to me. I’m you.

Jensen: shit. that’s true.

…

Jensen’s brain: Sooooo…valentine?

Jensen: Fine, but I’m gonna call him “buddy” when I give it to him.

Jensen’s brain: 😐

Jensen: People can’t KNOW!!

Jensen’s brain: You literally just called him your valentine on camera on a livestream but OK WHATEVER make sure you say “buddy.”

Jensen: I did WHAT??!

Jensen’s brain: Why do I bother? 🙄

Destiel AU where Cas is a poet who writes secret poems for Dean and posts them anonymously to an Instagram account that he gets Dean to follow and Dean falls in love with the mystery man he feels is speaking to him…and then realizes it was the guy he already crushed on from afar.

aka AU where Destiel is Cockles (with some tiny changes)

[whiskeysighs-a]

Kid Meme: Betty/Asher

Name: Austin, and it’s just Austin.

Gender: Male.

General Appearance: Austin is an average looking man. He’sfine with that. He isn’t short, nor is he tall. His body shows signs of a lifeof hard work. His hair is a dark brown with curls from his mother, tied up in abun.

Personality: A loner. Austin doesn’t hate people,but he’s more at ease when alone. It helps him think. He’s cordial and politewhen spoken to (if a person can get him to speak in the first place) –grandfather Graham’s doing, no doubt. Sitting still isn’t in his nature. He needs to be moving, doing something. Hisheart melts for the oddest creatures. First impressions might make a person thinkhe’s a pushover. And it’s true (until you threaten something he values).

Special Talents: Tearing up old machines, picking outthe best parts and using those to create something new and exciting – Austinkeeps his body and mind busy by doing this. His home is a tinkerer’s dream,filled with all sorts of pre-war electronics. How did he get them? It’s easy todo if you’re immune to radiation.

There’s acertain path you must take to get to his front door. What happens if you don’ttake that path? Well, it isn’t pretty.

Who they like better: He’s spent time with both of hisparents and he likes them an equal amount; however, it’s his ‘aunt’ that hespends the most time with.

Who they take after more: Neither when it comes to his personality,but he bears a striking resemblance to Asher.

Personal Headcanon: Austin knows that his birth wasn’t plannedor expected, and he’s accepted that (after all, it hasn’t changed a thing forhow his parents treat him). He also knows that his parents don’t really care to be around each other.They (or his mother, really) tolerate each other.

It was alittle chaotic.

Thankfully,his grandfather and ‘aunt’ were there to offer a little stability. And it washis grandfather that got him his traveling companion. Denver, the highlymutated mule, is the one Austin relies on to transport his scavenged goods.

[kanawolf]

for that character meme you just reblobbed from me: the sons of finwe, finrod, celegorm/curufin, and angbang :*

Send me a character relationship (romantic or non-romantic) or character and I will quote a passage from a song (or failing that, a poem) that fits them.

~~~~~~~

Sons of Finwe:

Crooked Kind by Radical Face (the entire songs works for these poor boys but)

I heard you tellin' liesI heard you say you weren't born of our bloodI know we're the crooked kindBut you're crooked too, boy, and it shows

Some get dealt simple handsSome walk the common paths, all nice and wornBut all folks are damaged goodsIt ain't a talk of "if," just one of "when" and "how"

So, collect your scars and wear 'em wellYour blood's a good an ink as anyGo scratch your name into the cloudsAnd pull 'em all... down

Finrod:

Glitter and Gold by Barns Courtney

I am flesh and I am boneRise up, ting ting, like glitter and goldI've got fire in my soulRise up, ting ting, like glitterLike glitter and goldLike glitter

Do you walk in the valley of kings?Do you walk in the shadow of menWho sold their lives to a dream?Do you ponder the manner of thingsIn the darkThe dark, the dark, the dark

I am flesh and I am boneArise, ting ting, like glitter and goldI've got fire in my soulRise up, ting ting, like glitterLike glitter and goldLike glitter

Do you walk in the meadow of spring?Do you talk to the animals?Do you hold their lives from a string?Do you ponder the manner of thingsIn the darkThe dark, the dark, the dark

(And) Good Times by All Time Low

I never want to leave this sunset townBut one day the time may comeAnd I'll take you at your wordAnd carry onI'll hate the goodbyeBut I won't forget the good timesI won't forget the good times

We were bare-knuckled, tight lipMiddle fingers up, ego tripDevil may care but we didn't mindI won't forget the good timesWe're the boys in black smoking cigarettesChasing girls who didn't know love yetAs the bonfire moon came downI won't forget the good times

Celegorm/Curufin:

Garden by Halsey

And you think my bruised knees are sort of pretty

And I think your tired eyes are kind of nice

And when I first met you, there was a garden

Growing from a black hole in my mind

He said, "Darling, what's it coming to?

And have you got a lighter on you?

Been trying put these down for ages now

But I can't seem to come through"

He said, "I really don't mind if we take our time

Cause I've got a couple bottles of your favorite wine

Cause I've got you, yeah, I've got you now

I've got you"

Said I love everything that you've got, boy

Tell me, would you be mine?

Be mine, be mine

Sick, sweet nothing's you're tryna talk, boy

Tell me would you be mine?

Be mine, be mine

Angbang:

King and Lionheart by Of Monsters and Men

His crown lit up the way as we moved slowlyPass the wondering eyes of the ones that were left behind.Though far away, though far away, though far awayWe're still the same, we're still the same, we're still the same.Howling ghost they reappearIn mountains that are stacked with fearBut you're a king and I'm a lion-heart.And in the sea that's painted black,Creatures lurk below the deckBut you're a king and I'm a lion-heart.And as the world comes to an endI'll be here to hold your hand'Cause you're my king and I'm your lion-heart.A lion-heart, a lion-heart, a lion-heart, a lion-heartA lion-heart, a lion-heart, a lion-heart, a lion-heart

(And) Running Home to You by Grant Austin

Can't say how the days will unfold,Can't change what the future may holdBut, I want you in itEvery hour, every minute

This world can race by far too fastHard to see while it's all flying pastBut, it's clear now,When you're standing here nowI am meant to be wherever you are next to me

All I want to doIs come running home to youCome running home to youAnd all my life I promise toKeep running home to youKeep running homeTo you

And I could see itRight from the startRight from the startThat you would beBe my light in the darkLight in the darkOh, you gave me no other choiceBut to love you

[gaterade]

music meme thing

i was tagged by @reallycoolsoup and instead of 10 songs on shuffle imma list 10 songs you might have never heard of/slept on...BUT SHOULD BUY ON iTUNES

“More” by Total Ape

“Sexual” by Neiked

“Creatures of the Night” by Hardwell and Austin Mahone

“Try and Love Again” by Eagles

“Cadillac” by Miguel

“The Only One Who Gets Me” by Charles Kelley

“Same Old Story” by John Legend

“Higher” by Rihanna 

“Over My Head” by Alabama Shakes 

“Not Tonight” by Elle Varner 

[galacticbxss]

( I can't believe I forgot to send this. You still accepting it? P sign for the Pokemon? )

(Tbh man, I’m always accepting this meme ♡)

“Austin, you.. like fossils, right?”

He hands off the tiny creature to the grunt carefully, the beady red eyes that glare at him somewhat unsettling, but he ignores it. Its tiny yellow legs scuttle, clicking together in Austin's arms.

"It's not a dinosaur, but no one came back to pick up this Kabuto. They were letting people adopt it so.. I thought you may like it."

[lauraisabelart]

Daily reminder 😎 | Zizoü (@ZizouTheKid on Instagram)

[ryleejaybyrd]

ANSWER ALL THE EVENS BWAHAHA

Jesus christ Taylor XD Nobody cares but here I go!!!!!!!

lol like how I tried to play it off cool but I’m actually super stoked rn

2: do you like the feeling of cold air on your cheeks on a wintery day?

Yes and no... for like the first day of winter when it’s all pretty and pristine but when it get’s to the point of ‘fuck me do i still have toes?’ I’m over it.

4: how do you take your coffee/tea?

I like my coffee with french vanilla creamer and lovingly call it my princess froofroo bullshit drink. On the tea side of things I like herbal without anything added becuase I feel like a fairy drinking flower water.

6: do you keep plants? 

I love thinking I could, but the only plant I haven’t killed is the one that I keep in my papa’s sunroom where I’m never anywhere near it because everything I touch dies screaming.

8: what artistic medium do you use to express your feelings?

Is internal screaming a viable medium? I like to think I can write, but that’s still under investigation

10: do you sleep on your back, side, or stomach?

I’m all over the place, you can usual tell by my hair tho. Seeing as it sticks straight up on whichever side I sleep on.

12: what's your favorite planet?

Jupiter!! It has all those awesome moons that are v cool.

14: if you were to live with your best friend in an old flat in a big city, what would it look like?Hmmmmm, it’d probably be a homey mess of books, fandom knicknacks and random coffee mugs with random socks laying everywhere. (there may or may not be a smiley face painted on the wall that is outlined with bullets.. crazy night..)

16: what's your favorite pasta dish?

I’m very uncultured so spaghetti is how imma roll

18: tell us about something dumb/funny you did that has since gone down in history between you and your friends and is always brought up.

oh god, you mean every other moment I’m in their presence? My shining moment would probably be when I had a minor stroke after getting v excited about making cinnamon pancakes for @klskipper13​ and I stuttered so bad I said “ Cinininamonon pancancancakes” 

20: what's your favorite eye color?

Probably green! 

22: are you a morning person?

HAHAHAHA. that’s cute

24: is there someone out there you would trust with every single one of your secrets?

Honestly I’m a pretty open person? I’ll tell anyone anything, especially if I think it’ll make them laugh.

26: what are the shoes you've had for forever and wear with every single outfit?

YOU MEAN THE ONES THAT JUST BROKE AND I’M STILL GRIEVING OVER. They’re brown combat boots that go to just under my knee with laces all the way up. I lovingly named them my Katniss boots, may they rest in peace.

28: sunrise or sunset?

I like the idea of sunrise. There’s just something about beginnings that make me all poetic and shit

30: think of it: have you ever been truly scared?

Yup, 100% when my friend and I got busted after drinking at her mormon grandmothers house. In retrospect, probably should have done it elsewhere.

32: tell us a story of something that happened to you after 3AM when you were with friends.

At my 13th bday party my friends and I were staying at a house on a golf course and we streaked nude up and down the 18th hole. Till this day I wonder if they had surveillance cameras.

34: tell us about the stuffed animal you kept as a kid. what is it called? what does it look like? do you still keep it?

It was a doe deer beanie baby named Whisper. She was that stuffed animal that went everywhere with me. At age 12 I lost her somewhere at my cousins house and am still sad about it till this day. She had one eye and a pink nail polish stain on her chest. Bonus story: my oldest friend @haleygalik​ had that same beanie baby and gave it to me since I was so upset about losing mine. I still have Whisper 2.0 till this day

36: which band's sound would fit your mood right now?Right now? Uuhh, I’m not sure tbh. I’m kinda feeling serene so something celticy. I’m also uncultured in music.

38: tell us about your pet peeves!

Dogs that beg when you try to eat. My dad passed that down to me. I will literally stare a dog straight in the eye and eat slowly. Don’t get me wrong, I love dogs more then humans, but that bothers me. I also get very twitchy when a computer desktop is just full of icons (yes I’m talking about you Tay.)

40: think of a piece of jewelry you own: what's it's story? does it have any meaning to you?

I have this wedding band set that I found when my great grandma jay passed away. I think it was her wedding rings, but I never knew for sure. I wish I knew their story more then anything.

42: do you have a favorite coffee shop? describe it!

There’s a shop that’s in our town called grump monkey. Its small and kinda modern themed but still comfy.

44: when was the last time you remember feeling completely serene and at peace with everything?Hmmm, probably when I was swimming in the ocean last November. The ocean is my home.

46: tell us the worst pun you can think of.

The fact that Barbara Dunkelman from Rooster Teeth is so bad at puns she gave herself the title Barbara Punkelman....

48: what was your biggest fear as a kid? is it the same today?

Being abducted by one of the aliens from Signs. Well duh.

50: what's an odd thing you collect?

Tbh I don’t collect anything really... but I do have a thing about small intricate boxes and bottles. I don’t usually keep them long tho. I move a lot.

52: what are your favorite memes of the year so far?

The only one I’ve noticed is the thing with the cowboy hat. I’m not the most observant

54: who's the last person you saw with a true look of sadness on their face?

I just saw a friend of my mom’s who’s brother passed away, that was rough.

56: what are some things you find endearing in people?

It is so great when people talk with their hands more and more as they get excited. The best story tellers look like they’re being pulled around by a drunk marionette person.

58: who's the wine mom and who's the vodka aunt in your group of friends? why?

@brigadepuppy​ is probably the wine mom, and @klskipper13​ is the vodka aunt who doesnt really drink but has a bottle thats filled with water so people wont nag her to drink with them.

60: do you like poetry? what are some of your faves?

Robert Frost is my main bitch. His path diverging in a yellow wood will always be my fave. tho in english class we once read this poem about a lady who kept one of her lovers locked away in a hidden room and continued to sleep by the body even after the person died... to this day i cant find it anywhere. had something to do with roses. creepy as fuck but great.

62: do you drink juice in the morning? which kind?

Orange is the bomb!

64: what color is the sky where you are right now?

a black satin canvas speckled with the iridescence of millions of different cosmic lights

66: what would your ideal flower crown look like?

Oh! I really like colorful leaves and vines instead of flowers.

68: what's winter like where you live?

A mythic bitch. #upperleft

70: have you ever used a ouija board?

Fuck to the no. I like not being haunted thank you. Tho, I am 100% convinced a ghost named Tina haunts me. I’ve had flickering lights, random bangs, and things falling off shelfs happen every once in awhile. I’m surprisingly calm about it mostly.

72: are you a person who needs to note everything down or else you'll forget it?

Absolutely. Helps keep my mind clear too. If i write it down it’s not swirling around in my brain and distracting me. Once its tangible its easy to toss aside.

74: describe a good friend of yours without using their name or gendered pronouns.

I have only two friends

Friend 1: My lil Asian

Friend 2: Lil Bitch

76: is there anything you should be doing right now but aren't?

Oh for sure. I should be buying a ticket from Florida to New York, researching my trip to New Zealand, and double checking my bills are payed. HAHA NEXT QUESTION

78: are you in the minion hateclub or fanclub?

I’m a fanclub! I have a lot of love for people I’ve never met

80: what color are your bedroom walls? did you choose that color? if so, why?

White, sadly. I didn’t, like I said. I move a lot.

82: are/were you good in school?

100% was a fly on the wall. Put in minimum effort and left with a 3.5 GPA cuz our school system is a joke.

84: are you planning on getting tattoos? which ones?

Yas!~ I want to do my Harry Potter house with my friends and something to do with space/the ocean or mythical creatures

86: do you like concept albums? which ones?

Uh sure, I totally know what those are and they’re great...

88: are there any artistic movements you particularly enjoy?

The lil animatic videos people are doing for musicals! I love them so much!!! For example @galactibun​ and @raythrill​ do some really neat ones! (or at least I’m pretty sure they do??? I always see them blogging that style anyway)

90: talk about your one of you favorite cities.

Austin! Mainly because Rooster Teeth, but also it was such a vibrant place! I would like to live their someday.

92: are you a person who drowns their pasta in cheese or a person who barely sprinkles a pinch?

All the cheese. It’s cheese with a side of pasta. I love cheese.

94: who was the last person you know to have a birthday?

My Aunt Kelly!

96: do you install your computer updates really quickly or do you procrastinate on them a lot? 100%  procrastinator. They take forever.

98: when's the last time you went hiking? did you enjoy it?

Way to long... uh probably last summer with a friends dog! Of course! Being outside is always cathartic

100: if you were presented with two buttons, one that allows you to go 5 years into the past, the other 5 years into the future, which one would you press? why?

I’d go into the past! I’d miss so much if I were to skip ahead that I’d feel anxious I think. 

Here you all go, XD thanks Tay, I appreciate you booboo

[news-mashable-yahoopartner-blog]

Smashing Pumpkins and Smash Mouth are arguing over the 'Shrek' soundtrack

The Shrek soundtrack is the arguably the quintessential album of the 2000s, rivaled only by the magnum opus of movie soundtracks, Shrek 2.

The opening scene — from Shrek bursting out of his outhouse to shattering a mirror with his ogreish grin — wouldn't be the same without Smash Mouth's iconic "someBODY once told me." Smash Mouth's "All Star" became an absolute banger, constantly resurfacing through memes and remixes. And their cover of the Monkees' "I'm a Believer" sweetly accompanies Shrek and Fiona through their swamp wedding as they party with the rest of the fairytale creatures.

SEE ALSO: Smash Mouth totally nailed International Women's Day with this very mediocre art

However, when someone asked Smashing Pumpkins frontman Billy Corgan if he'd ever seen "the hit movie Shrek" during a recent Instagram Q&A, Corgan revealed that his band was "offered the end credit song for Shrek 1."

"But the offer was withdrawn and given to Smash Mouth," Corgan said. "Who had hit with Monkees song." 

In another answer, Corgan said that if Dreamworks hadn't withdrawn the offer, Smashing Pumpkins would have submitted "Untitled." 

This is "Untitled," by the way. The moody song doesn't exactly give off a "happily ever after" vibe. 

After Exclaim! covered the story, Smash Mouth disputed Smashing Pumpkin's claim with the spiciest diss on Twitter.

"Actually we said no and Michael Austin from Dreamworks kept calling ... We assume multiple bands we're [sic] asked." Smash Mouth responded. "If it feeds Billy's ego to think they were first let him think that. Def would have been a darker approach." 

Harsh, but as Shrek himself says, "Better out than in!" 

Actually we said no and Michael Austin from Dreamworks kept calling. That went on for over a month. We assume multiple bands we're asked. If it feeds Billy's ego to think they we're first let him think that. Def would have been a darker approach. @THE_EELS are on it & others.

— Smash Mouth (@smashmouth) August 16, 2018

And as Josiah Hughes pointed out, "Shrek with Smashing Pumpkins would have been a dark art film."

Shrek without Smash Mouth would be incomplete. Shrek with Smashing Pumpkins would be a dark art film.

— Josiah Hughes (@josiahhughes) August 16, 2018

I mean, how different would the romance between Dragon and Donkey be if you heard angsty Smashing Pumpkins lyrics instead of "I'm a Believer?" 

Smash Mouth's identity will forever be intertwined with Shrek; in an interview with Polygon last year, frontman Steve Harwell said, "Obviously, the first Shrek is the best because that's the only one with our songs featured in it." 

He also said that DreamWorks requested another Smash Mouth song for the second Shrek, but ultimately didn't use it. 

Let's just take a moment to appreciate Smash Mouth's contribution to one of the greatest soundtracks of all time.

WATCH: Fall in love with this tasty mountain of shredded ice

[rockbrary]

In the dark corner of Los Angeles downtown area you will find a hidden gem, a place where lovers of music will gather for a night of drinks and fun. 1720 Warehouse, is that gloomy industrial bar, where you can enjoy some metal and have a nice pint of Stone IPA among many drinks. On Sunday night, America was glued to the television, watching the “Oscars”, while others were in this venue witnessing melodies of metal, gory vocals and moshing relentlessly. Bands like Entheos, Lorna Shore, Allegaeon, Nekrogoblikon and Rings of Saturn delivered a memorable performance during their set.

The night kicked off heavy, with Gloom opening with a loud performance, the fans craved more metal and they received just that. The crowd grew, as metal was delivered by Entheos. Entheos, is a technical death metal band, who has created a destructive sound. From the guitar shredding by Travis LeVrier, and catastrophic drums by Navene Koperweis the band detonates a nuclear bomb of metal waves, which destroys all within it’s path. The venue shook as the band played a tight set, Chaney Crabb, lead singer’s demonic roars will haunt you. Her powerful performance will leave you in awe, as her versatile vocals explode in your face, I guarantee you there is no other woman out there capable of such sound. Bassist, Evan Brewer, has been delivering such depth for this band since day one and his live performance penetrates your body with bass waves, those that  make the earth shake and leave venues in ruins. Entheos demonstrates on stage why they are hailed by metal fans, their newest release titled  Dark Future is another footprint to their brutal sound, and seeing them live will only reasure you of their potency.

A New Jersey death core metal band known as Lorna Shore is another intense band. They came in hot with decapitating sounds, vocalist Tom Barber has gutturals  that resemble the biggest vocalist in the death core scene. With his own touch, Tom Barber explodes, projecting vile sounds that amp the crowd. The tone of  Adam De Micco and Connor Deffley’s guitars is perplex, with breakdowns and palm muted riffs that allow metal heads in the pit throw fists, kicks and lash out their passion for the scene. Drummer Austin Archey’s double pedal and skills are debilitating. His powerful booms and pows blow dust off the ground itself. Mine bombs are detonated when this four piece metal band stands tall on the stage. Keep an eye on these guys, they will be making waves in the death core scene for years to come.

The diverse sounds of this tour line up are exposing fans to all sorts of melodies, themes, and experiences. Allegaeon, a Colorado five piece melodic death metal swept the venue with songs like “Proponent for Sentience” among many. During this delivery of melodic death metal Riley McShane sang violently for lovers of the genre, and with his energetic performance the fans lost their shit. His raw power transcends on stage as it does into the moshpit, allowing fans to relentlessly rage and crowd surf. With the guitar godlike skills by Greg Burgess, melodies were instilled on guitar solo aficionados. The counterpart of Greg is a young Michael Stancel, who virulently shreds on guitar with ease, adding his energy to the performance.

Endless guitar riffs are accompanied by amazing drumming skills by Brandon Park. The speed of his hands convey an excruciating sound on drums, double pedals carry force across the venue leaving you weak on the knees. Brandon Michael on bass is monstrous, and  his performance during the track “Gray Matter Mechanics- Appasionata Ex Machinea” is simply insane. Their is a consistency with each performance by Allegaeon, and their past few records have set them at the top of their genre, therefore their live sessions are not to be missed. The science theme melodic death metal band, Allegaeon stole the show with their speed, and deliverance of majestic sounds.

Prior to the headliner, Rings of Saturn, fiendish Nekrogoblikon conquered metalheads the insatiable thirst for grim sounds. With a killer synthesizer, Aaron Minich enjoys a beer as he performs some rhythmic sounds. Infecting the crowd with his vile vocals, Nicky Carlonne ravages the stage telling tales of goblins and misanthrope. Guitarist Alex Alereza bonds with the creature that lurks in the dark, as he shreds and delivers brutal riffs. Nekrogoblikon keeps the crowd raging, creating a grim atmosphere for fans to rage in.

The night was concluded by a trio, a talented outfit named Rings of Saturn. The themes purveyed by this technical death metal band are alien like. Their sound transports you to another dimension with aggressive guitar riffs and gory vocals. Miles Dimitri Baker shreds on guitar, playing his six string beast, he masters a pick sweep and perplex fret tapping. If you are in for a catastrophic sound, be ready to hear Aaron Stechauner on drums. The speed on this guys’ foot work paired up with his pows are destructive. Aaron is the force that drives this band, with his energy the band executes magnificent. Iran Bearer feels the beats in his bones as he sings with such gutturals, even demons bow down.

The trio did a brutal set, with melody, and aggressive vocals which bended minds as guitar solos were perfectly executed by Miles, and roars were exhaled by Ian, all in contrast to explosive drums by Aaron. Rings of Saturn headlined a magnificent tour, with support by comrades of the metal scene like Nekrogoblikon, Allagaeon, Entheos and Lorna Shore. The dank memes tour will continue, to ensure your entry to witness such brutal performances get your tickets and be ready to be floored.

  Reported by: Hostile Jo

Photos by: Jose Barrientos

Remaining The Dank Memes Tour Dates

Full Gallery of Entheos, Nekrogoblikon, Lorna Shore, Allegaeon and Rings of Saturn

    The Dank Memes Tour Bring Entheos Allegaeon and Rings of Saturn with Fury In the dark corner of Los Angeles downtown area you will find a hidden gem, a place where lovers of music will gather for a night of drinks and fun.