Random teenager working the grocery store check out ringing up my food: "it's weird how bananas are always so cheap compared to all our other produce!"
Me, trying as hard as I can to not drop a ten minute rant about the CIA and Guatemala on some poor kid trying to make his way through the day: "haha yeah it's wild"
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...