#baby's first terror meme

[barblaz-arts]

Barblaz's Wenclair AU's masterpost

*NOTE: This is sorted by order of chronological events. If you want to see them by date posted, make sure you're in my blog before clicking on the name of the AU in the tags if ur on mobile. If ur on desktop, click on my blog's name first then click on the tag for the AU. Have fun backreading mwah!

Inuyasha AU - AU based on the anime Inusyasha. For the youngsters unfamiliar with it, it's an old anime about a modern Japanese teenager named Kagome who gets magicked to a feudal Japan that is terrorized by demons. She accidentally awakens a half-demon named Inuyasha(literally means demon dog) who was sealed frozen in time by Kagome's ancestor and Inuyasha's first love, Kikyo

Wednesday meets the half-demon Enid

Familiar faces

Kitty the Manticore

Pokemon AU - name speaks for itself i think.

Hex Maniac Wednesday and Cute Trainer Enid want to battle!(over a Mimikyu?)

Cover art

Getting to know Wednesday and Enid's Pokemons

List of Gym Leaders, Elite Four and the Champions

The Balcony Talk: Pokemon AU Edition

The boys awakening some "green-eyed monsters"

Challenging Champions Morticia and Gomez Addams(warning: it's still a WIP)

When you're part of their team...

Fanart by @enidtendo64

"Wenclair in my moot's styles" drawing meme by @kris-6758

Fanfics inspired by this AU by IntrusiveCreativity on AO3

Next Gen Nevermore AU - Wednesday and Enid as wives with a daughter named Vega

Meet Vega Addams

She has (both) her mothers' eyes

Mothers and daughter

Enid the wildlife rescuer

Baby's first wolf out

Vega's love for the extraterrestrial

Domestic Addamses

Full Moon nights are Family Nights

Finding the right 'do

The Heroes of Nevermore

Height Difference

Enrollment

SkyWolf

SkyWolf Meet Cute

Meet Sora Toriyama

Clowning each other like an old married couple

Principal Barclay

Clingy wolf

Family Day

Meeting Mrs. and Mrs. Addams

Full Moon Nights are Family Nights(ft. Sora)

Vega's favorite place: Sora's shoulder

Vega's Uncle Pugsley and his diverse children

Vega's Uncle Pubert, bane of her existence

Pubert fucks around and finds out

Happy Halloween

Regine Ottinger

Voices for Vega, Sora, Regine, and Pubert(ask)

Bonus Vega fanfics by other authors:

Enid and Wednesday have a very important conversation with their daughter (by @eggplant-crusader)

Sora visits the Addamses (by TheVeryGayLouvio on AO3)

The aftermath of Vega's first wolf out by @whitebeltwriter

Vega and Sora's misadventures by @whitebeltwriter

Meet the Addamses AU - based on the movie Meet the Robinsons. Due a magical mishap, Vega Addams accidentally brings teen Enid Sinclair into the future and desperately tries to hide from Enid that the Addamses are the family she will eventually marry into.

Wednesday's daughter is full of woe(and stressed as FUCKK)

Addamses of the future

Enid Addams

See you later

Witchcraft Baby AU - loosely inspired by Lilo and Stitch. Wednesday is a witch who used Enid's blood to make a homunculus. The consequences are dire as their creation is taboo and Wednesday used the blood of a Sinclair to do it. Wednesday wants everyone to leave her and her creation alone, meanwhile all Enid sees is a chance for family.

A deal is made(fic)

Wednesday backstory(fic)

Vega the Homunculus (art)

Jailbreak (art)

[get-rammed]

Can I get an info dump about Rodney?

I know he's a bastard as well as a bit of a soft boy with a praise kink, which really intrigues me.

I will always take opportunities to spew about my silly bug boy. This is Rodney Osmund

He's a character of mine.

This is his true form, and secondary form. The humanoid one above is his tertiary form, and what I usually draw him in.

He's had many names and many lives in his history. Within the universe I've made, he's a Fiend and can die and be reborn any time Trevor dies. Trevor being one of his 3 siblings. Veronica and Caroline being the other two.

He was once a Warlord by the name of Bog Belly. A scourge upon man and Demon (Demons being an alien race by the name of Tymos who eventually just adopted the name Demons as a secondary and or primary name)

Bog Belly slaughtered thousands simply because he was born angry over and over again, and wanted to have everyone under his heels. No truama there. No reasons. Just a dick because that's his true nature. Though he was kind to his cult members, and his breeding stock.

But roughly 200 years ago, his sister Veronica defeated him in battle. Ending his reign of terror. Veronica heads a group called the Hunters. They were formed specifically to track and kill Bog Belly. After that goal was completed, they more or less ended Warlords being a problem, and now are a government body.

Veronica is the bad twin between herself and Caroline. So she saw zero issue with parading around a defeated Bog Belly. Forcing him to be an act of sorts for a few years before making him work with Colton (Trevor) to improve his morality.

When James (Trevor) picks a fight with his sister and gets all of them killed, they're reborn into their new and current lives.

Every one of Rodney's parents have always been cruel and mean to him. Forcing his nature to always be mean spirited. Except things were different this time.

Rodney's mom was endlessly patient with him, and always showed him true compassion and love. No matter what he did. Rodney is her baby boy, and he's an absolute mama's boy.

Being there for him as he spiraled into drug problems, and there when he cleaned up. He loves his mother. The first person he's ever truly loved.

So when he regained his memories and his full personality, he was far more docile than he had ever been. Not to say he's not still a bastard. He would absolutely kill you with zero hesitation and not even flinch as you cry for help.

But he's definitely trying to feel more empathy and understand what it's like to be normal. But it's a struggle for him. But he is trying.

This man needs. A lot of therapy lmao.

- He hates going to Hunter bases because he's been assaulted a number of times in a multitude of ways.

Rodney leveled a Hunter base in Ohio because of this. He's banned from the state of Ohio. Veronica covered this situation up as she understands why he did it.

She doesn't know he's still assaulted at some bases :( and he won't tell her because he doesn't believe anything will be done about it.

- Rodney can open his pupils to freeze in terror whoever looks at them, in place

- Rodney had front horns like his sister Caroline, but Trevor snapped them off in a fit of well deserved rage.

- Rodney overall is a dick (but he's trying to get better), and uses sex, various drugs, and alcohol to try and survive instead of getting therapy.

- He is taught about in schools as a part of history. People recognize him sometimes and point and talk about him. He's used to it and generally just ignores it.

- Even though he's trying to get better. If given the chance to get his power back. He would. With no hesitation.

- Rodney uses humor and acts like a dipstick so people don't expect too much from him. It upsets him a little hit to be labeled as a man whore who has no real thoughts besides memes, but he also knows it's better than the alteratives.

- Fiends have incredibly low fertility rates, but Rodney has eggs. He has roughly 100 kids, but he acknowledges none of them. "You're my son? And? I ain't got shit for you besides some protips. Get away from me or I will kill you."

- Rodney's spit is dual functional. It is both the most caustic venom known to man or Demon kind. But it also a heavy aphrodisiac. It completely depends on his mood. So it's a risk if you kiss him lmao

- He has a motorcycle and often will still ride it around

You can read more about him, his siblings, and the universe overall here. Just as a warning though. It's long lmao

[halfmoth-halfman]

I want to start off by saying I’m so happy you’re back! Hope your brain got the rest it needed before it reigns terror on us. Last chapter was fantastic! There’s too much for me to write down and analyze so i’m just doing my fav moments (i’m still writing a damn essay on this series after it’s done). Btw I wrote this in my notes at 4 am so very mush brained incoherent.

I loved seeing Canary’s quick wit make it’s appearance again when she stood up to Adler, he gave her tools but no instruction manual just said “figure it out” and him blaming her for his failure just shows he’s only her donor, not her father in my book,I can just imagine her mom whooping his ass after he died, “you did what to my baby!?”. Her biting back was like the first step to justice for herself because she’s coming back stronger than ever, she’s healing. Yes queen, use that tongue of steel (one of my mom’s saying, “we don’t have silver tongues, we have tongues of steel bc we spark when we speak and slice when we need to”).

Canary is finally finding her fighting spirit again and I can’t wait for her to rain some brimstone on her enemies, or just be comfortable in herself and know she regained her autonomy. Finally Price in jail made me laugh because all I could see was Canary in the “I lived bitch” meme.

As always you’re one of my favorite authors and will forever have me running to your blog when I get your alerts- 🔥

i'm happy you're happy, but you're like the third person to say they're happy i'm back and i??? never left??? did i get shadowbanned for criticizing staff LMAO

anon pls know i already love the asks you send me and i will cry if you write an essay on this series

canary def got her wit and quick comebacks from adler, it was kind of a necessity given how he raised her and what he was raising her to be. you're so right, he gave her the tools but never told her what to do with them. he expected her to be smart enough to know how to use them, but she didn't have the same life experiences he did so of course she wouldn't do things exactly how he wanted. and i think his blame for her stems from a disappointment and anger toward himself because deep down i think he knows the responsibility of her failures fall back on him. and canary's at the point now where she's not afraid to tell him that.

i can say that canary's mom will only be mentioned once or twice more, so this isn't really a spoiler. adler is very much the way he is/was with canary because of her mother's death. had she lived, this would've been a very, very different story because i think of adler and his wife's relationship much like price and canary's (though maybe a bit more possessive on adler's end). adler would've (and did) move mountains and burn down empires for his wife. she was his entire life, and he would've left everything behind and started living a mob free life if she asked him to. i headcanon that if she lived, canary's mother would've wanted adler to step down and settle somewhere peaceful and quiet and away from the blood and chaos. and i think adler would've done it in a heartbeat.

her mother would've been much more hands on and open with canary, but adler would've been like those dads that don't talk much and are kind of awkward with their kids but still love them very much. he'd still run his gang, but from afar with not as much input and leaving the big decisions to someone he trusted. canary would've grown up with a much more solid family dynamic, growing into a confident and proud woman, and (in my own little headcanon) would've met price at a gala hosted by one of her adler's friends and they'd have a series of casual flings before getting serious and eventually married.

canary's finally decided enough is enough and she's so ready to get her revenge and begin to heal from everything she's gone through and i love that for her honestly.

asdlaksdlkj i just imagine like gaz playing into canary's not-death just like-

gaz: this year, i lost my dear, sweet canary

canary: quit telling everyone i'm dead! >:(

gaz: sometimes, i can still hear her voice

or he'd just send a blurry bigfoot-style picture of her to price with a text that's like "manor's haunted"

thank you so much babes, please know i always appreciate your asks and i hope you have a wonderful day!! 💜

[performativezippers]

awake

I posted this meme on twitter and then i FULFILLED IT and then some.

You can find the full fic on AO3, and start reading it below. It's two chapters, and the second will be up in a few days.

The nightmares change again after Venezuela.

You’ve always had them. Ever since you can remember, you’ve spent your nights terrorized by people and feelings and images that were too much for you. Too much for any child. They were horribly adult nightmares, even when you were three or four. Your parents, dead. Your brother, decapitated. Your sister, wailing, blood pouring out of her eyes. Your house, sinking into the pit quicksand that was inexplicably where the garden should have been.

And water, always always water. Rising, frothing, waves coming out of dry land to sweep you off your feet. Eels muscling themselves up out of every pipe in the house, ripping your skin open with their sharp teeth when you were in the bath and on the toilet and millions of tiny ones gushing out the showerhead, tangling themselves in your hair until you woke up screaming.

As you grew older, the nightmares changed. You realized you were gay, and your dreams shifted from failing classes and falling off the top of the pyramid to your father screaming at you, his face gray and rotten, worms coming out of his mouth to rain down on you. You desperately sobbing in a room you couldn’t get out of, your legs leaden and impossible to move, as the rest of the family left the house, and you knew they’d never come back.

Marcella, standing on top of the pyramid, her white sneakers pristine, her ponytail flawless, her smile fixed in place as she, in the slowest motion, pushed you off. You toppled down for what felt like minutes, crashing into kids on the pyramid who felt like boulders, kids who would push you off them like Scar throwing Mufasa off the cliff, over and over as you tumbled head over feet. Your shoulder or neck would hurt for days after that nightmare, like it had really happened to you, like you’d really hit that mat.

After what happened at that party sophomore year, the next two years were filled with nightmares of violence and blood and a demon baby growing inside of you. Grasping hands and grunted demands and pain, a deep wrenching pain that never left you, even when you were awake.

You didn’t tell anyone. You’d told your parents when you were little, but they hadn’t understood. You were the fourth of five children; they knew what childish dreams were, and they were not worth this much drama, this much attention. It wasn’t real, they said, the very last time you ever tried to tell them. Go get dressed. You were six.

I can’t, you’d said at first. There’s a monster rotting under my bed. I can’t go in there.

Get dressed, you father snapped. Stop making up stories. Be quiet like your brothers and sister.

So you got dressed, trembling, visions of mutilated corpses hauling themselves out from underneath your bed by their long, dirty fingernails making you shudder and silently cry as you pulled on your white, frilly dress. It itched. Your mom saw the tear stains on your face, and she said nothing.

[keep reading on ao3]

[dorkwalf]

Bumblebee is the the family baby

Scout

Calls Optimus dad/sire

Megatron once saw him as a son before the war

Prediking see him as a sparkling and refuses to hurt him

Everyone is protective of little bug

Meme and vine lover

Knows sign language

Buffs with knockout when he changed sides

Was one of the first to welcome knockout and breakdown

INNOCENT

A menace when he wants to be

When they break into the nemesis he sets up pranks everywhere just for the fun of it

Has nightmare/terrors about battles and his voice box getting ripped out

Help ratchet out in medbay and is prolly the only one aloud to help

Trains with Optimus

Goes with ultra Magnus on patrol and learns about being a command from him

Listens to story’s for bulkhead and watches monstertruck rallies

Annoys Arcee in a sibling way

Works out with breakdown

Secret goes to races with smokescreen and knockout

Take meko out to concerts when bulkhead can’t.

Hangs out with raf most of the time

Pick jack up randomly for fun and hides him from Arcee ( he is all for this) it drives her nuts

Sneaks out to Griffen Rick a lot

Movie marathon with Dani and blades

Nature walks with bolder and Graham

Him and heatwave mocking kade

Cody and him getting into trouble

Patrol with chase and Charlie

[ostentumm]

PERMANENT PLOTTER FOR OLIVER~.

I think it's time I start to branch off on what I wanna do for Oliver. He's got a lot to learn, of course, being that he's still a kid. he's tasted freedom and what the world is like with all of its Normalcy like a world with a sun, clear blue skies, and all of that stuff. There are a lot of things I wanna explore with Oliver so here we go!

Both who have interacted with Oliver and have yet to interact with Oliver are welcome to engage in this plotter call! As long as our muses can vibe with mine and they can click in any way, as long as we can see our muses going somewhere, then yes!!! Please, consider meeting my baby boy.

By liking this, I'll safely assume that you're okay with me hopping into your IMS or DMS (if we have each other's Discord) for plotting reasons, Memes on memeday, and sponty starters. I usually already do these (not all the time), but if you'd prefer I ask first before I throw one at you, please let me know ahead of time. I love, love, LOVE sponty starters, but I understand that some may not be down for that. I will always ask and communicate. Anyway, this isn't just for Oliver, this is probably for your character as well!

Let's develop our babies together!!!!!

Under this read more are lists of relationships that I'm looking for.

Friends: Oliver has met a lot of people here since his arrival. He's met ALL kinds of people, really. A lot of them are acquaintances. Maybe he's met just a small handful of people he can call a friend, but I don't know. Anyway, Oliver is pretty easy to get along with, if anything a little different and there's nothing wrong with that. Oliver is the biggest hype boy, so you'll always have him in your corner hyping you up and supporting you.

Enemies: It's hard to make an enemy out of Oliver. Even if you're a monster out there terrorizing people and such, he only does what he does because it is part of his job. It's expected of him. He doesn't really hold any ill feelings toward monsters as he ALSO understands that it is what they do. Anyway, to make an enemy out of Oliver may be a challenging one, actually. Still, it's not impossible. Oliver considers the people he's gotten close to as his family and Oliver is a family boy. So, the quickest way to get on his shitlist is to mess with them.

Sparring Partner: Oliver LOVES sparring. he loves anything that gets his blood pumping like exercises and stuff. Whatever chance he gets, he's always looking for a sparring partner, so if you feel this is right up your character's ally, hit him up! He's always going to say yes to sparring.

Hunt: Oliver is good at tracking things down with his nose. He may be capped right now, but yeah! If you're having a pest problem whether it's monsters or just evil-doers or what have you, Oliver is your guy for hire. In his world, he was a monster hunter anyway, so hunting in general is his thing!

Mentor: There are maybe a small select few he'd call a mentor back home, but here in Spirale he hasn't come across any yet. Maybe Garry. Anyway, he's still a child. He is going to need help being guided and nurtured into a wonderful person. There's always something to learn and there's a shit ton that Oliver does not know about the world and overall just anything in general!

Found family: Garry is so far his found family. He found her all on his own and he's so happy to have them! As I've mentioned in I believe the beginning of (enemies section), Oliver is a family kid. He loves the idea of being surrounded by family whether blood or not. He'll do anything for those he deems super close to him.

Crush/Romance: This goes hand in hand with romance. THIS does not give an open invitation to be a creep. I will block on sight. Anyway, Oliver is a kid. he's 16 and he's going to have crushes here and there and he's going to one day meet someone where he wants to spend his entire life with and that's okay! When it comes to crushes or falling in love with someone, it can be a one-sided thing. Anyway, this isn't really something I'm focusing on. I just thought I'd throw this in there.

IF THERE IS OTHER IDEAS YOU HAVE, PLEASE LET ME KNOW!

If you wanna know where Oliver frequents in Spirale, please let me know! I haven't gotten around to writing what locations he likes going to on his stats just yet, but there are so many places he'd explore and check out. There are a handful of places he really likes going though.

[derry-rain]

For the fic rec ask game! 👽, 🥰, ✨

Thank you so much for the ask! (from this fic rec ask meme - share the love around!)

👽 A fic that isn’t prose (poetry, text fic, etc.)

So @cloudyfacewithjam does genius stuff with gifs, yes, and one of my favourites is this gif-told missing scene from SAS: Rogue Heroes in which Paddy finds an unfinished story in Eoin's belongings. Wonderful idea, beautifully executed.

🥰 A fic that gives you warm fuzzy feelings

Oooh, I have a The Terror fic rec for this, it's a Charles Des Voeux/George Hodgson AU fic, melting under blue skies, by @borealopelta . It encapsulates that perfect frisson of meeting someone you just vibe with so gorgeously. I loved it when I first read it, and I loved it all over again when I re-read it just now to link it.

✨ A fic you wish you could read again for the first time

Have I recced this before? Yes. Am I gonna do it again? ALSO yes.

baby, you're a haunted house, a Band of Brothers Webgott fic by @cajunroe that has hold of my whole heart. It's a WHOLE whole world of absolute perfect AU delight (I've only just realised all three of these recs are AU, but whatever). Obviously the Lieb/Web interplay is pitch perfect in every way, but all the other characters in this are also gorgeous and themselves. It's exactly what an AU should be.

[og-reesetti]

Been rewatching the Dragon Ball series, so now I'm going to ramble about it for a while

Had a lot of fun with DB, it's a classic that has tons of fun moments and cool fights. I do miss the perpetual threat of the saiyans turning into apes that sorta went away after the early Z arc, but what can you do. Piccolo's theme has aged delightfully through the years, partially thanks to the memes but also the different renditions are so good. A genuine classic. I also miss that there were just... talking animals and dinosaurs. Like yeah that's how the world be. Bring that shit back!

On to Z! The saiyan trio are all terrible, just some of the worst individuals you could ever encounter. I love them. I'm somewhat partial to Raditz because I'm a sucker for massive heavy hitters, and a lot of his attacks looked so goddamn painful. Obviously there's a reason that Vegeta went on to be such a staple favorite for folks, he's such an ambitious warrior that does his best to be the nastiest, most antagonistic cunt in the universe. But despite that, even through the Frieza arc you see him have moments of protecting people, sometimes for unselfish reasons, but he's so quick to say it was for some prideful reason and do something awful right after. Piece of shit, I enjoy him so much.

On Namek you have Frieza and the Ginyu Force, both delightful for very different reasons. Frieza is so cartoonishly villainous. He couldn't be more evil and heartless, and he's so up his own ass about it that mf doesn't even bother walking around for the first section of the arc. I don't think he's my favorite villain in the series, but he's so iconic and shitty and that final form design is so sleek and cool, you gotta appreciate him. Meanwhile you have the Ginyu Force, the silliest Power Ranger team. The crew is mostly just clownery given form and aside from Recoome, they all go down pretty fuckin quick. But Ginyu the man himself is so charismatic and zany, and pretty competent as an officer and leader. But every time he's on screen he's being either outlandish or crafty. He's the perfect subordinate and hype man.

The final fight between Goku and Frieza is pretty long in the tooth near the end for a "five minute clash" but honestly, yeah that's what happens when you have entire halves of an episode dedicated to standing around powering up and yelling. That's DBZ baby. The clashes are damn good but they're so far between sometimes I spent too much of the yelling time looking at my phone instead.

ANDROIDS! I really like the Android arc. You have the mystery of who Trunks is leading into the wackiness of time travel, and the lead into "oh these androids aren't the right ones wait why aren't they the right ones oh THESE NEW ONES ARE MUCH WORSE WHAT WHO'S THAT BIG GUY" and it just escalates leading into Cell. But the drama and intensity of the whole thing is peak shit. 16, 17 and 18 are such a fun trio that interact so well together and their personalities and abilities are a delight. I'm glad down the road we at least get to keep 17 and 18 around but outside of DBFZ I'd love to see 16 return to the story, even in a supportive role akin to 17 and his ranger bit. Also yes 18 and Krillin are goals.

And now we're up to where I'm currently watching, the Cell Games. Cell as his himself is probably up there for visually fantastic designs. His first appearance as the massive cicada-like husk to his first form being so genuinely alien and slimy is such a great shift from Frieza's personality and intro. The genuine "bro what" moment of him using the Z Fighters' abilities was awesome, and connected super well with the time travel story. How he absorbs people's bodies and the fuckin inhalation of the Androids is so fuckin creepy and gross (and depending on the audience, desirable and appealing) and changes forms leads so well into the bio-terror vibe he has. But also just like Frieza his cockiness leads to him actually giving the Fighters time to become strong enough to put up a fight and eventually flatten him. Bad guys need to stop wanting even fights lol.

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And that's where I'm at for now. I'm jazzed to revisit more of these characters and stories I like so much and will eventually return to yammer about them yet again.

[team-heavenly]

Chapter 26 - Part 4

I've counted it out and *sigh* we're gonna need five parts again. And I thought this chapter would be shorter than Sky Peak...

Part Un.

Part Deux.

Part Trois.

The real question is, will we be two for two on the bosses?

Hmmmmm. Okay, so we have...

An eldritch creature beyond our comprehension/perception

One smol Rhino Boi

The second of three (3) consecutive Starter Fire-Fighting middle evolutions

...

(It's very possible I used this meme already somewhere on the blog, but I don't feel like digging through over 100 posts to find out.)

By the way, this chamber was called, and I kid you not, Electric Trapdoor.

If Monferno had any moves, we didn't find out what they were. All it took was Mud Slap, Octazooka, and the Celebi Combo. (Garchomp missed, but that barely mattered.)

And then suddenly, Team Charm out of nowhere!

Team Heavenly, who beat Monferno within one turn without even blinking:

Don't, uh... Don't even worry about it! That's what Rescue/Explorer Teams do, right? 😅

Well, we can't say no to that. Besides, I have a feeling we'll need that back up real soon...

The group reaches the final waypoint. But first, we have a bag full of common goodies. Another quick trip home is in order.

Ah, what a beautiful sight to behold after all this time spent suffering without :')

I really want to include these next shots but I won't be able to fit them in here or Part 5, so click here for a brief detour.

Oh and, wonder of wonders, this Exclusive Item happened to be in Dodrio's offerings today! Considering that I recruited a handful of Unown (C, G, I, K, N, O, R, T, and U, to be precise), this is nifty!

Now, back to the Entertaining Slide, AKA the Aegis Cave Pit.

Hm, what's that I see in the distance? Let's tread closer and find out.

*wheezes*

YES, TREMBLE BEFORE THE MIGHT OF OUR GUARDIANS! SOME SEA STARS, SOME LAVA BABIES AND.... THE WALKING TERROR HIMSELF, THE POM POM BUNNY!!!

I love it. 10/10, no notes.

Oh, those were stone statues? I couldn't tell 😅

And in record time, we have a promise fulfilled!

Climatic battle highlights:

Octazooka took out one Magby immediately, and Chatter alone claimed one Staryu

Powder Snow took nearly everyone else out within two turns, though it froze Plusle and a lone Staryu

Oddly enough, Plusle knew Aura Sphere, just like its predecessor

The remaining Staryu knew Lava Plume

Charizard knew Triple Kick?!

And some good ol' fashioned Deja Vu (sorry about the angle here, I didn't think I was sharing this at the time of recording):

Don't worry, we got there eventually though.

Suddenly, a wild red tablet appears!

Teresa used Spirit Flow!

It's... super effective??

(Part 5.)

[alizjay]

Easter Feelings

Next Sunday is Easter...the worst day of the year. I'm reminded of the beliefs that I used to hold so dear. It was the day that always magnified the evidence of deceit because instead of just plain worship, they all go above and beyond to welcome and greet all the potential new members that appear through their doors. The music has to be just right so they'll feel that longing in their souls. 

Of all the days to be authentic and real and full of love, you would think that Easter Sunday would be but instead they just enjoy feeling like they're above all the poor desperate people all searching for meaning but all they receive is advice about cleaning if they decide to visit again the next Sunday, “Oh honey we really don't love you if you can't donate money.” 

As a child, my brothers and I were the only kids that were forced to show up…for the sunrise Easter service that we shared with the other church in town…whose pastor’s kids were not forced to attend because he had a “worldly wife” who didn't force her kids to drown in the muck and mire of churchy strife. Unlike my mother, she had a career and her children had bad attitudes and started drinking beer when they became teenagers so this guy's wife was a failure cause she got a divorce and escaped all the haters. My mom would just bash her although she secretly envied her. She had the guts to get away from the preacher's wife life. 

But back to the point about hearing the resurrection story after the good Friday service just a couple days before. Or the Candlelight service every christmas eve full of brainwashed people who are tricked into belief… cause when u raise your kid in church, they really don't have any choice but to accept what they've been told because that's all they ever know. And they are told that anything outside of this tight circle is from hell and they must spank their sinful children so god can “wash them white as snow.” 

2020 was the worst, but at the same time was the best…my first Easter Sunday that I didn't have to stress about a new dress. We just watched a service on Facebook live from the comfort of the sofa wearing jammies and drinking coffee without pasting smiles on our faces…my kids felt free and I felt relaxed and my husband could doze off without me fearing a verbal attack of harsh judgment and stupid peer pressure to dress my children to the nines…for once, no expectations for them to act like robots and perfectly mind…no one telling them that they're evil and to ignore their hearts’ desire, no one making them have anxiety about some future lake of fire. No more flashbacks from my childhood of being forced to wear a dress. I felt so gross feeling my legs touch together. I wish I could just be free to look like a mess. 

But that was then and this is now, who would've thought that perfect-acting preachers daughter would grow up to break her vow, that she made at age eleven to avoid the terrors of her dad…I thought it was a fear of hell but really I was just tired of my daddy always being mad…mad at me for not understanding math and for forgetting everything that I was asked to do, like a permission slip for a stupid field trip or my shoes and clothes for PE, for not studying my spelling words and for spacing out in class and bringing home a report card with a D…in science cause I hated the teacher. He was really fucking mean. He made my best friend feel stupid and told dumb blonde jokes and made fun of us girls who were grossed out when dissecting. But really a part of my aversion to him was probably the mustache that could've used a good trim. It looked just like daddy's mustache from back when I was five during the worst of his abuse, when I spaced out to survive. 

So Hoppy Easter, fellow heathens. What shall we do on Sunday? We are sleeping in, making homemade pizza, and avoiding social media all day…I don't want to see any “He is risen” memes or pictures of children cuddling live baby lambs. I'm not afraid of going to hell or eternal damnation, but please please please PLEASE don't you dare tell my dad!!! 

[katasstrophy]

which guy in bllk (tumblr link btw) (my money is on the itoshi bros)

NONNIE THE WAY YOU MADE ME LET OUT THE MOST UNATTRACTIVE SNORT IN PUBLIC THERE ARE ACTUAL TEARS IN MY EYES thank you for blessing me with this most important piece of knowledge 🙏🙏🙏

out of the itoshi bros my money is a hundred thousand precent on rin are you kidding this man is wholly made out spite and just the right amount of pettiness 😩🤚 he’s fluent in english so i feel like he wouldn’t have any trouble picking up on all the swears other teams aim at him unlike his dumbass teammates LMFAO and then like the little shit he is he bides his time until he has an arsenal of curse words memorized in like 47 different languages just for the sake of throwing it back at those who “wronged him” PLS HE’S SO DRAMATIC i love him

for sae…. hmmm🤔 i’d love to jump on the bandwagon that he learned spanish due to all the years he was abroad but it’s LITERALLY CANON LIKE,,,, SAE SAID SO HIMSELF THAT his greatest weakness is that he doesn’t know anything besides football and that is simply comedy gold i CANNOT IGNORE!!!! everyone views him as japan’s greatest treasure - this cool and aloof soccer prodigy worth an incomprehensible amount of money but in reality he takes taxis everywhere bc he doesn’t have a drivers license and has to pay his dietitian extra to prepare his meals bc at 23 years of age he still doesn’t know how to boil a pot of rice iM CACKLING. learning a whole ass different language???? forGET ABOUT IT never gonna happen. (i also feel like he just… wouldn’t care enough?? to “waste his time” doing smth like that yk? but you bet ur ass he’s cussing up a storm behind his deadpan face if ur annoying him LOL)

some honorable mentions!!!

shidou - he sticks to cursing in japanese but he looks so dead serious and terrifying getting all up in people’s faces it’s all the rival teams can do not to go home bawling their eyes out this man is FERAL!!!! there’s a whole twitter account with a 120k+ following dedicated to ‘candids of shidou ryusei verbally attacking people’ and it’s entirely made up of players looking like they’re about to shit their pants.

reo - of fucking course the resident billionaire nepotism baby grew up learning all the fancy rich languages. he’s usually very composed on the field, but when someone pisses him off real bad he just casually drops the nastiest string of words you’ve ever heard in your life under his breath then walks away as if nothing happened 😇 his opponents are flabbergasted - a perfect depiction of the surprised pikachu meme - wondering if that actually happened or they’re just having a fever dream (it’s always the first)

karasu and otoya - they’re the idiot duo with two collective braincells you cannot convince me otherwise I LOVE TJEM SM. otoya was full on cheering on shidou and rin while they were having a fist fight ofc he’d be down to learn cuss words in different languages to terrorize other players FOOUUUL karasu needs zero convincing he’s a menace. only problem is that they use GOOGLE TRANSLATE as their super reliable source and bc they think they can do no wrong they don’t even make the app sound out the words for them they just roll with their own pronunciation. they’re swearing on the field with their whole chest puffed out entirely too proud of themselves meanwhile the other players are so confused like??? are they having a stroke help???

[playhousemassacrez]

Poppy Playtime headcanons I made! (Part 2)

Pink is for AU, blue is for canon and purple is for random things that don't make sense, but I thought it would to me.

Huggy often acts like a cat. Whenever he hisses, cleans his fur with his hand or looking like those funny cat meme pictures.

Stella is Dutch. Her family moved to America in 1964.

The reason why Poppy's eyes are bloodshot and red because it’s actually her real eyes being used.

Kissy knows how to knit.

Bron is the oldest of the toys and Baby Long Legs is the youngest.

Despite having intelligence, Huggy can’t help himself from being the “king of stupid”, or whatever Mommy claims him as.

Huggy knows how to play the ukulele.

Skittles is Huggy's favorite candy.

Kissy knows how to do yoga.

The toys often treat Poppy like a baby, even though she clearly hated it. It wasn’t their fault. They just wanted to keep her safe.

Baby Long Legs is three years old, despite being a "baby".

Patty was demoted after “sabotaging” the paint machine. That’s when she met Rich and fell in love with him.

Cat-Bee thinks she’s an actual bee.

Poppy always finds ways to get dirty.

The toys hate to be called "monsters".

Cassie Cutie-Pillar is PJ's owner after she was taken and was experimented on.

The new owner of Playtime Co. took over the company after Elliot passed away. His name was Edward.

The toys have human stomachs so they can eat. Dr. Harvey says it was made to “tailor” their appetite. But it’s not the case.

Poppy always wants to look her best.

Bron was going to be orange, but Elliot was colorblind, so Playtime Co. changed Bron's color to red.

Marie never had extreme night terrors ever since she was brought to Playtime Co. until CatNap was brought to Home Sweet Home.

The reason why Huggy is seen with a yellow bow on his “Remember to take breaks!” poster than his blue bow is because that’s what Playtime Co. had for the cartoon series that only ran for three seasons in the early 90’s before the studio that made the cartoon, and the Smiling Critters cartoon went defunct after the recall of CatNap.

Marie is very flexible at such a young age. Playtime Co. thought that this was a homage to their new toy at the time.

Candy Cat gets sick whenever she eats too much candy.

Poppy doesn’t like Mommy that much sometimes. She's sometimes scared of her.

After Poppy was successful, Playtime Co. made more dolls like Poppy. These include a black Poppy named Violet, a Chinese Poppy named Lily Lee and a male Poppy named Ben Bluebell. These many Poppy variations never saw the light of day.

Stella and Claire knew each other in college.

When Huggy escaped the factory for the first time, he was so confused and scared by everything he saw, like seeing trees taller than him and grass. The only time he saw these things around him were in picture books or drawings the children made.

Marie was the big sister type and the kids looked up to her a lot since they saw her as the older sister some of them never had. Some kids would even try to comfort her when she has her night terrors.

Stella joined Playtime Co. because she liked the idea of being a part of so many children’s upbringings by providing them with the toys that would shape them.

Rich struggles with regulating his volume. He knows there’s a volume rule, he just never knows how loud he’s being.

Bunzo's teeth are actually not that sharp. They're like puppy teeth.

The Poppy dolls are made of some form of porcelain or china.

[faustiandevil]

First drawing of the year and it’s a shitpost lol

Anyway I saw this meme going around on Twitter and wanted to give it a go. I did want to limit a certain someone’s movies, because contrary to popular belief I do know about other movies. I DO! STOP BULLYING ME!

I will be leaving the list below under the cut along with the blank meme.

The Comedy of Terrors (1964) The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) Jack and the Cuckoo-Clock Heart (2013) What Ever Happened to Baby Jane? (1962) Ed Wood (1994) American Psycho (2000) Liza, a Rókatündér/Liza the Fox Fairy (2015) Arsenic and Old Lace (1944) Love Crazy (1941) The House (2022) Death Takes a Holiday (1934) The Black Cat (1934) The Mask of Dimitrios (1944) The Night of the Hunter (1955) Обыкновенное чудо / An Ordinary Miracle (1978) Sunset Boulevard (1950)

[vyrulent]

plots please <3 from @zoophagist for lucy or jack?

meme || @zoophagist

penny dreadful au where lucy was the first to fall to dr sweet and my seward in place of the show's seward. lucy being protected by renfield and taken care of in those first few weeks as a baby vampire?!

the strain au forever and always will i want it!! renfield betrays humanity and is working for the master. jack is helping to try to understand the virus -- lucy is turned, as always, and made into a more sentient follower rather than just a mindless hive mind vampire

lucy haunts renfield after she's killed by the crew. may or may not say smart ass shit about the count or may terrorize him -- just depends on the mood XD

[ohboi]

Random Headcanons I have for the Brothers Oppress:

Feral:

Has an impressive Lil Jon impersonation, it's his go-to vocal stim to which he torments his brothers with. Like imagine Deepthroat by Cupcakke sung in a uncannily well Lil Jon accent💀

Says he doesn't like kids, but is excellent with them, especially with small toddlers and babies, it's like a switch flips and he goes into Dad mode, gets really protective as well

Hardly ever wears a shirt, when he does it's usually a button up that only two buttons are buttoned up, or a really dank meme tee or rock band shirt.

He can sing really well

He fucking loves potatoes. In any form. He would eat them raw if Savage didn't have anything to say about.

Has a tik tok where he posts memes thirst traps, covers of his favorite songs, and sometimes just pure chaos

He helped his brothers find a label that fits their sexuality after he found his💗💛💙. Although Maul and Savage don't normally talk about that, Feral is out and proud and will happily answer any questions about his identity that anyone may have.

I like to believe that the Nightbrothers had their own magicks before the Nightsisters took over everything (maybe they used more elements of the planet in different ways to help heal or strengthen each other) and I like to think that Feral was well versed in these things in secret (to keep their culture alive) being that the Nightsisters probably would forbid them of this to quell any thoughts of rebellion.

Is very much a "Haunted Whore Halloween" person when it comes to Halloween costumes. From Sexy Bounty Hunter to Slutty Ewok (thank you @butts-art for blessing us with that😩), He has no issue with showing up and showing off.

He's on the autism spectrum, and sometimes goes non-verbal (to which he uses sign language to communicate)

Maul:

He's very particular about keeping things neat, especially his room.

He religiously wears black. Like almost his whole wardrobe is black. His brothers wonder how in space he hasn't gotten heatstroke yet when it gets hot out.

He is well versed in a lot high fashion brands (from being around his former master) and can see through any knockoffs no matter how good they are.

He has ADHD

Occasionally asks Savage and Feral about how things were back at home, since he wasn't there that long.

He knows how to sew, knit, etc. Because they didn't know each other that well, Maul and Feral's relationship was bit rocky to start out, so whenever they would get into fights, sometimes Maul would feel bad about it and make Feral something like a kint hat as a peace offering. It always worked, and Feral often wears the things Maul makes makes him when it's gets colder out.

Has insomnia because of traumatic experiences (from that raggedy bitch S*****s)

tbh, this mf has the tism' too

I don't remember who brought it up first (please please please tell me if y'all know so can credit them 🙏🏽) , but they had a smart point of bringing up the health issues that would arise after what happened to Maul in TPM up until he was revived. So yeah, I do agree with that HC, Specifically that he struggles with chronic nausea.

Savage:

When he really laughs he does that thing that Chris Evans does when he laughs

this one :)

Is a really good cook, like a REALLY good cook

Can also sing quite well, however NEVER does so in public, and has only done so to soothe Feral whenever he has night terrors (😭)

He is Intersex, he had mostly feminine traits when he was born, but transitioned since he was in tune with his masculine side more. He was told to keep it a secret, therefore not even Maul or Feral know of this fact.

He taught himself how to play guitar, then taught Maul and Feral because they both were curious to learn.

He knows a helluva lot about star signs and birth charts and the moons phases. He also has a shit ton of crystals in his room (and every now and then you'll see him cleansing the house after Maul and Feral have a bad argument 😂😭)

His periods are often rather painful, Ado suspects it could be Endometriosis, but because he's so used to them being this way he keeps putting off a visit to the doctor

Has tics due to a couple bad head injuries

Has what some would call a ‘Baddie Playlist’ (various icons, Mary💅🏽) on Spotify that he puts on full blast when Maul and Feral are away on random errands.

Has a skincare routine and forced helped Feral and Maul get their own as well

He can never find button-up shirts that work for him because of-well...his *cough* physique *cough*

Wears a lot of big hoodies around the house and tends to layer a lot due to ✨dysphoria✨ and just overall being hyper aware and insecure about his body

they all listen to a mix of power metal and phonk when they workout 🏋🚴💪

they'll sometimes do jam sessions in the basement of their favorite songs as well

(i will be adding to this post as i get more hc ideas)

[captain-space-kin]

Baby Lloyd AU Headcanons!

Since y’all really liked the last baby Lloyd au stuff I did (315 notes jfc, thank you!) I have returned with more! None of this is final or anything, since the au is very much in it’s infancy (haha get it, cause babies).

Anyway! Stuff is under the cut, thanks for stopping by 🌙💜✨

p.s If anyone has any ideas or suggestions, send em my way! I crave interaction

So basic premise: The ninja find baby Lloyd somewhere a baby definitely shouldn’t be and decide to adopt him. This, of course, is the most logical course of action and only good things can come from it.

Kai -

Kai is the only one even remotely prepared for raising a baby because he took care of Nya growing up

However Nya was an easy baby and Lloyd is not to put it mildly. He doesn’t sleep regularly, is hungry all the time, and can’t be left alone lest he get upset or get into something

Kai is also Irresponsible™ one

His justification for doing Irresponsible™ things is that Nya turned out fine, despite the fact that he didn’t do half of the Irresponsible™ things with Nya

Nya did not turn out fine but that’s what happens when your parents disappear without trace so it’s not really Kai’s fault (he didn’t turn out fine either)

He’s the Chris Hemsworth half of that one meme where his dangling his kid by the ankles

Zane - 

Zane is Lloyd’s second favorite because Lloyd runs hot and Zane is cold all the time, and Zane has the most calming voice

He carries Lloyd around in one of those baby sling things cause Lloyd likes to go on adventures 

Zane is the Responsible™ one and has to babysit Kai babysitting Lloyd

It's not that Zane doesn't trust Kai, it’s just that doesn’t he trust Kai

He’s the Robert Downey Jr half of that one meme

Reads like every baby book available because, although it’s not super obvious with Zane, he is afraid that Lloyd will just keel over and die

Cole -

Cole is Lloyd’s favorite, I have no reason for this

You think the most anxious about the whole situation would be Jay, you’re wrong it’s Cole

Cole is also constantly worried that Lloyd is just gonna keel over and die

“Is he supposed to be that small? Are we sure he’s not sick? Is he supposed to be doing that?” etc etc

The first week or so Cole insisted that he take primary watch while the others worked on trying to figure out who Lloyd’s parents might be/get all necessary items needed to keep a baby alive. Then they forced him to trade shifts because he stopped sleeping

Cole sings a lot to Lloyd cause it calms him down, but shhhh it’s a secret

Has like major papa bear energy

Jay -

Jay is the one the found Lloyd, I don’t have a reason for this either

Jay is also Lloyd’s least favorite, sorry dude (he eventually warms up tho don’t worry)

This is because Lloyd naturally amplifies/is sensitive to the other’s powers, and since Jay’s power is also basically energy it’s just overwhelming (he is not upset about this what are you talking about Cole)

Jay just kinda has to hover around whenever he’s watching Lloyd solo for awhile

Lloyd learns how to say Jay’s name first since it’s mostly vowel sounds, he cried, and also holds it over everyone’s heads and brings it up whenever he can

He gets advice from his parents a lot!

Lloyd -

To no ones surprise he’s an absolute terror of a child

Had the worst teething phase ever (it’s the dragon genes ✊😔), nothing and no one was safe

Doesn’t get into things unless it’s obvious he’s not supposed to get into it (example: Didn’t even notice the wall sockets until covers were put on them, this is definitely not something I did)

Operates on his own schedule and will not do anything unless he wants to (example: the ninja try to teach him sign language because it’s recommended and all that, and Lloyd refused to do it until after they stopped trying, this is also definitely not something I did)

Being part oni and part dragon he’s got some non human features, like his little elf ears, Jay brings this up when they first obtain him, everyone else kinda shrugs it off, and it’s never brought up again

Nya - 

Is kinda confused at first because last time she visited there was definitely not a baby but she’s chill with whole situation

Cool aunt vibes 

Says she likes Lloyd better than Kai whenever he annoys her

Does that thing where she takes Lloyd out hypes him up on sugar and drops him off so the others have to deal with the consequences

Wu -

Wu is almost 100% sure that Lloyd is Garmadon’s son but refuses to tell anyone else because 1. He’s Wu and not telling people things is his thing and 2. If one of the ninja (Jay) accidentally lets it slip it’ll cause problems 

Wu goes on some inner peace journey shortly after because “holy shit I have a nephew wtf” so the ninja kinda get left on their own with no guidance

He’s just like “This baby’s aura is familiar” and then dips