#bad start to a story

[unofficialak]

My Play

The screams of soldiers echoed through the halls of the castle, one by one. All the pest of the House Alden, who swore loyalty to them, were now no more.

The Duke should have never put his nose where it does not belong. The long, empty halls of the castle were decorated with the lifeless bodies of servant and Knights.

Their blood painted on the walls and the floors, as their song play for the everyone to hear. To let them know that they will be singing the same song and dancing the same dance.

That no matter what they do, to escape, to fight, it will only play out how I envisioned. The play will continue till all are on the floor, tired, with their eyes closed.

No matter what role you play, be it a tree or a Hero, it will end the same way. Killed and burned, let everyone see the shame of the House.

"Oh! How Sad!" The people will say, out loud or to themselves, feeling pity, sad or happy, or mare maybe a bit of everything, who know.

[nerdpoe]

Danny, due to his biology of being half dead, can eat very questionable things and not die. He decides to start a youtube channel with this.

He buys obvious shitty supplements online, clear and obvious scams, and takes them as directed for a month.

Then he reports what they did to him, and sends the samples to get tested. He's gotten more than a few scammers arrested by providing solid evidence that they used hazardous materials to make their product.

He gets away with this by claiming to have the power of abnormal metabolism, or an "iron stomach", so toxins aren't as likely to hurt him.

One of his viewers sends him an unmarked bottle of pills, saying that if he doesn't take the entire bottle on a livestream, they'll blow up a city.

Danny does his livestream, and goes out of his way to use the entire bottle of pills in extravagant recipes. By the end of it he's created a five course meal, all with the pills cooked/melted in, and it's become a mukbang.

The villain who sent it is watching the livestream pissed off, because they didn't specify how to take the pills, so this technically counts. The heroes they have trapped are losing their minds with concern.

[novelconcepts]

The defintion of hell is knowing a show is incredibly well-received in its first season, but if people don’t become machines churning out tweets, content, and rewatching 24/7, there’s no likelihood it’ll get a chance to tell its whole story. This shit is madness. Shows in different genres shouldn’t have to pit-battle for dominance. First seasons are MEANT to be baselines establishing worlds and characters, not complete storylines. The idea that this golden age of television has turned into “get it done in one or get out” is revolting.

[bamsara]

being an adult means we can buy or make as much self-indulgent shit (as we can afford) and unironically have trinkets of our fave things cause our teen years was bullied for liking things and hiding/denying we were ever neurodivergent to the point of suicide. sucks for anyone that thinks its weird cringe but I'm going to try and allow myself to love myself in little ways now

[heymacy]

IAN GALLAGHER + his journey with bipolar disorder

╰┈➤ “At times, being bipolar can be an all-consuming challenge, requiring a lot of stamina and even more courage, so if you’re living with this illness and functioning at all, it’s something to be proud of, not ashamed of." - Carrie Fisher

[miiukkaa]

cooking with magical ingredients (GONE WRONG)

[rev-tone]

read pluto

[biblically-accurate-dca]

@vanweek2024 day 6 - spare

vanny goes bowling !

[happyfoxx-art]

dear @somerandomdudelmao

i woke up, saw the update, blacked out for almost 3 hours, and now this exists. i hope you enjoy them ;w; thank you for your wonderful comic, you have me in a chokehold. 

i was gonna just, do one redraw but i couldnt pick one so here we are 

[bacchuschucklefuck]

okay unironically I love so much that porter is like this world SUCKS its BAD here and it HURTS you why do you care abt it!!! and literally every single bad kid is like ngl we just hate ur ass it does not matter what ur philosophy is

[nerdpoe]

Damian summons a sparring partner.

He got grounded for excessive use of force, and decided that if Father and Grayson wouldn't spar with him, then he'd just summon a creature to do it for them.

What he got, after following the instructions on a heavily researched being of great destruction, was a floating dead hero built like a brick shithouse.

The Ghost had seemed shocked, before listening to Damian's plight and laughing nonstop for seven minutes.

Then he'd agreed to spar with Damian, on the grounds that "it'll be funny".

Or; Dan was told to do community service, and his summoning sigil was posted on the internet to those who would "need" it, at Clockwork's discretion. He got summoned by a tiny kid claiming to be Robin. A kid who wants to "spar". Sure. Dan'll teach him how to really fight, fuck whatever bullshit that no-killing pussy was trying to teach him. When he's done with the kid, the brat'll be able to take down a Super.

[mirefireflies]

idk i think the fact that nat died saving an innocent girl isn’t nothing. like everyone saying her storyline this season was about her regaining her will to live and learning to forgive herself for surviving that first hunt but doesn’t that just make it more tragic? she died the way javi did, and she did so to prevent another innocent kid from meeting the same fate. i almost think it’s fitting, the younger natalie even said that death was where they were always supposed to be, maybe she was supposed to die in the first hunt and maybe that’s why she had to die in the last one..

[starspoiler]

as a reformed cinniter the thing that really gets me about people refusing to see the nuance in cdream (and cdiscduo) is that cdream not being fundamentally evil is literally the point of the story. the finale did an excellent job of forcing ctommy and by extension the audience who was actually paying attention to reconsider their opinions on cdream, and the ultimate takeaway from the disc arc is a really relevant commentary on refusing to see people who have hurt you as people with feelings and complicated perspectives of their own, and that choosing to respond by escalating and trying to hurt them worse than they hurt you is a completely ineffective way of solving problems. and in ignoring this you end up doing exactly the thing the story is critiquing!!

[coern-art-very-cool-and-nice]

try again?

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

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[fictionadventurer]

This AV Club comment is making me so desperate to write a romcom, you have no idea.